Oblivion NPC Intelligence in a Nutshell #2

Do you guys think she has heard of the High Elves?
Original video: • If you're going 80mph ...

[@mrcheesesmith]

Bethesda should have patched this by now.

[@1711-s3b]

Dude, lmfao 🤣

[@lefthandcigg4253]

I do things out of spite lol

[@50zezima]

We all know Bethesda don't patch shit

[@babakazi808]

@Johannes Erwin Eugen Rommel 80 TIMES THE DETAIL PER HOUR

[@DH-is6oj]

It's not a bug to Bethesda, it's a feature

[@gesie0504]

"80 miles per hour" Quest Added

[@jigalooo2331]

meow bastard why are you so aggressive

[@fernandod4046]

I thought she said 8 miles at first and did math in my head for nothing.

[@26suspects28]

It's funny because she still doesn't understand it at the end

[@sketcharmslong6289]

She probably won't for many years. It is too late for this young hagraven

[@gonzisonsbc]

@@sketcharmslong6289 LOL

[@Bankable2790]

Should have photoshopped the spinning wheel on her forehead

[@RipOfflineAudio]

those are moments when ur grandma starts laughin. cuz she finally understood

[@knuckle1493]

she gonna be a chonker at 40 lmfao

[@viktorevgeniev1012]

I love how she's doesn't even react to her stupidity at the end.

[@pretztel1551]

SinisterMinister ok?

[@YSEternal_]

RIPxBlackHawk you can shame her even more though because she’s so dumb she probably can’t even understand her stupidity

[@LoadPast]

That was amazing. She's just like "duh of course it's an hour" after her friend basically had to tell her the answer

[@troyleibham1964]

I’m pretty sure she still didn’t understand

[@troyleibham1964]

Anna K shut up

[@haganshabba]

IQ not found

[@Gizmachy1]

rofl

[@kevc3148]

Mothers and wives, not barren STEM lives

[@memancer4209]

IQ 404

[@SINNAMON997]

@Łukasz shut it

[@dualshock3]

brain.EXE stopped working

[@ADjustinG2013]

"So do i, like, divide something?" "no" Well, technically yes.

[@HughMansonMD]

@Franz Kafka 😐

[@zynklin664]

I was about to post just that lol. Then I figured I ought check comments section first, because I CAN'T be the only one to catch that.

[@macmirez9508]

I was hoping someone would say your comment ❤️

[@sgtpepper6379]

Well, you divide by 1 lol. Could have a whole debate if that's actually dividing anything.

[@HughMansonMD]

@@sgtpepper6379 actually you divide by 80. 80mph ÷ 80m = 1h.

[@gabrielpatten6939]

She said it...but she still doesn't BELIEVE it

[@nfwchopped42]

Hahaha LMAO 😂🤣😂💀

[@RhetoricalSyndicate]

hahahaah

[@jimpickens4]

I think it's some kind of language disassociation error where she doesn't even think of 'miles per hour' as bundle of words with their own meaning but just the name of what you call that thing that counts your speed and makes you go vrrrrr.

[@bumpsy]

@@jimpickens4 do american schools not teach that?

[@Handlemydangle]

Haha right? At the end she’s almost looking at her friend as if she’s the dumb one

[@darthbombadil6774]

When you spend more time customizing your characters looks but not much thought into distributing your stats.

[@TheRealPDizzle]

Guaranteed she will become obese after her first child.

[@WeeWeeJumbo]

She has gorgeous features. I want to think this is staged because I don’t want somebody so lovely to be so dim

[@TryItWithRanch]

@@TheRealPDizzle but will she graduate high school before she has that first born

[@rootbeer4888]

it all good so maxed luck...

[@someman66]

Bro she ain't even take that much time customizing, she looks like default Oblivion npc. If she took a real amount of time customizing, her face would be 90% nose and like 5% eyes and mouth respectively.

[@bradleemartin6540]

She worried about 80mph when she needa be worried about that 80iq.

[@matacoyo]

you do realize that half the population is below average iq......

[@liminoid0851]

@cristi dules Of course it is real. 80 IQ is pretty low though. If half the people in America walking around were that stupid it would be a lot more like a third world country.

[@stevenhale2935]

@@liminoid0851 You know most of Europe sees USA as only a semi developed country already right?

[@liminoid0851]

@@stevenhale2935 you're not going to get me with that. Nice try though.

[@chrisulrich2969]

Steven Hale lmao what? “Semi-developed” 20.5 trillion and largest military says otherwise

[@thejohnmarkproject]

She finishes with "It would take you an hour" and a confident head shake. Like she totally knew that, and didn't just spend the past couple of minutes completely confused.

[@jeremygott7709]

I’m pretty sure she’s still confused, even 2 years later.

[@Nick6Michael]

Dude, you are just as clueless as her, she wasn't confident at the end, she is still confused.

[@thejohnmarkproject]

@@Nick6Michael Reread what I typed.

[@DarthDimmadome]

This elf must be high

[@bradleemartin6540]

That's dark.

[@rideraustin4042]

Have you heard of the HIGH elves?

[@SuperBusungarna]

Rider Austin Have you heard of dark elves?

[@schadenfreude3236]

This is why moonsugar needs to stay with the khajiit.

[@saltysalt397]

Rider Austin I think you missed the joke

[@lochter1569]

if she catches her boyfriend cheating, he can use the ol' "I fell on her"-excuse and get away with it.

[@gillie3696]

When the teacher says you can't leave until you answer it right haha

[@MajorRager504]

Dude. That happened to me once. Thanks for the PTSD, pal! 😂

[@khokh699]

When the teacher says you can't leave until you answer it right haha

[@emwitzcrackers1845]

When the teacher says you cant leave until you answer it right haha

[@spookyadler]

More like when the teacher tells you you can't leave until you push on the door so you keep pulling.

[@shlipon4927]

"I don't know you, and I don't care to know you"

[@flabbergastedTart]

I would love to aske her what's heavier a kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of steel?.. xD

[@iRedditShorts]

Wuts hævier: a kilogramme of steel, or a killogramme of fæthers?

[@alexandermendez4653]

Easy. A kilogram of steel because steel is heavier than feathers.

[@PlayThemes]

@@alexandermendez4653 I know but they're both a kilogram.

[@johncalvin3323]

@@alexandermendez4653 fam...

[@-_caioworld_-re969]

They're the sem weet

[@tomhedge3852]

That little nod at the end definitely confirms she still has no fucking idea how its 1 hour but she's just gonna roll with it

[@bg4164]

Lol she's still not sure at the end

[@ice4boy]

she mad...

[@TheRAMBO9191]

If you want a wife... Make sure she can answer 8x3 and 80 miles per hour question before putting a ring on it. You don't wanna fuck with stupid for life. Trust me.

[@ilyavasiliev538]

TheRAMBO9191 wise words

[@pablourosa1443]

@@TheRAMBO9191 I trust you Ramón

[@INatalkaI]

@@TheRAMBO9191 that's an awfully low bar for a lifelong mate and someone who will contribute half of the genetic material to your kids.

[@riccardo7352]

also her: he needs to be tall, nice looking, muscular, smart,confident, and be rich

[@loudtaste1046]

I hate it here

[@newchurchofphiladelphiawit1568]

She should definitely go for the rich

[@cones914]

@@newchurchofphiladelphiawit1568 no, smart as she will need that extra brain.

[@BricMayco]

you nailed it

[@aaroncelathian6777]

80 miles PER hour..... What's a "PER"?

[@babakazi808]

No she means "PRE". Shes already been there 80 miles ago

[@yourmomsfilms]

@@babakazi808 are you making a joke

[@yourmomsfilms]

this is exactly why people get confused when asked this bevause they don't understand "per"

[@WolfMountford]

Something a cat does 🤣

[@asyncasync]

@@yourmomsfilms are YOU making a joke now?

[@yougetonthathorseyougottar6126]

"Never should have come here"

[@FirstLast-sw1gx]

At the end when she was basically given the answer she restates it like it was her own.

[@ferce889]

no she doesnt even do that! she just repeats the correct answer, but has no understanding. she is a NPC

[@Postermaestro]

that’s poor reading of her on your part

[@PlatoonGoon]

@@Postermaestro lol simp harder she has the IQ of a 2x4 and still didn't realize how stupid she was being after minutes of struggling

[@oldcowbb]

@@PlatoonGoon you just learned the word simp from idub and spamming it everywhere don't you

[@yojez]

She’s so cute though

[@scientist1417]

I wonder how many quests she's completed in the backseat of her car though.

[@AnthonyDoesYouTube]

Not as many as I'd like to do w You 😘

[@stevenhale2935]

@@AnthonyDoesKZbin creep. Does that weird creepy tactic every work?

[@FirestormDDash]

@@AnthonyDoesKZbin Dont worry, ill diddler your feelerino, neighbour.

[@DR-hy6is]

@@stevenhale2935 Actually, my current wife and I met after she made a comment much like that to me. We have been together for three years now, and she still calls me her little baby bitch.

[@B4neh4llow]

@@stevenhale2935 you simp?

[@asmr-sensei]

My brain hurts now..

[@junpre9721]

80 hours lol

[@jupita551]

Me in every mathclass tbh

[@LuckyFlesh]

It's every one of us.... you're just honest about it. :)

[@test-ky8tu]

Facts lmao

[@SherLock55]

This is not even math really it's just common sense if you listen carefully to the question. I still suck at math though.

[@TakeAsNeeded4Pain]

@@SherLock55 uh, yeah it's totally math man. Number of miles divided by MPH gives you the answer. Because when the question is "You're going 70 miles per hour how long will it take you to go 378 miles?" You'll sound like a dumbass if you say 1 hour.

[@SherLock55]

​@@TakeAsNeeded4Pain No shit sherlock, but the question here was "if your going 80 miles per hour how long will it take to go 80 miles" If one just listens carefully to this specific question you don't need math you only need common sense because the answer is in the question itself no division required.

[@UkonJohnNord]

The best part is not one guy will care about her math skills in life.

[@badass6300]

true, but at this point, she can't raise a child either.

[@someman66]

10 min: INCORRECT 8 mins: INCORRECT 8 mins: INCORRECT(?)

[@everettomailia8668]

I was screaming hour at the screen

[@claimyourbrain6586]

@@everettomailia8668 Did she hear you?

[@dogwalk3056]

do I divide something?

[@pianotensai2492]

@@claimyourbrain6586 I don't Knoooooooowwwww

[@wintergreen8393]

She said 10 mins 80 mins and 8 mins

[@吉良吉影-x4y]

(1) Missed call from Harvard

[@cheshire_skatkat9093]

Skooma....not even once

[@toblerusseta]

She probably graduated with honors

[@mirsad96]

And bruised knees

[@krystiankargul9716]

High elves?

[@JesusChrist-rf9wn]

They clearly have more redguard dna, judging from their intelligence level.

[@sugoi9680]

@@JesusChrist-rf9wn They look like nords to me

[@byron762]

This elf might be high indeed.

[@waple1140]

this is CLEARLY a mixed breed, so she must be half redguard half wood elf.

[@JesusChrist-rf9wn]

@@waple1140 this seems likey

[@thomasjoyce1659]

The best part is that she doesn't even realise at the end how dumb that question made her look, after having it explained to her multiple times. She's just like '' Yeah ... ''

[@lvoss4life]

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh why am I asking, of course you don't.

[@liamnacinovich8232]

Idk I think in her head she may be up there

[@50zezima]

I never understood what the cloud district is when I played the game and still have no clue what the cloud district is

[@schwanbox]

@@50zezima its dragons reach the castle where you meet Karl ulfric.

[@acoupleofgsanrandaneaniandann]

@@schwanbox Actually I think its just where the tree is.

[@KFrost-fx7dt]

She thought it was a trick question.

[@AnthonyDoesYouTube]

I love how she really tries, she REALLY DID

[@basedbear1605]

Yeah, it's called brain lock. Once you hear something one way, and think of it one way, it's nearly impossible to snap out of it. She did try, though. If the girl had switched the question, and worded it like "If you have a car that drives 80 miles in an hour"... instead of PER hour (the per had her stuck).... she would have gotten it.

[@mateuszabramek7015]

Legend says she's still thinking about the answer.

[@anwardaud]

Have you ever heard of the high elves? *cough

[@longanddeadly]

Why does it have to be the high elfs who inherit this? Not fair. I demand another voting.

[@fernandod4046]

She's overthinking this. This is what happens when you torture your friends with trick questions.

[@jamesmccarthy9056]

ITS NOT EVEN A TRICK QUESTION

[@fernandod4046]

@@jamesmccarthy9056 EVERYTHING'S A TRICK.

[@WorldWideWebb116]

STOP! You violated the laws of arithmetic!

[@jeccf5072]

Whats a law

[@riphaven]

as long as she can count the dollar bills she'll get for being a dancer she should be fine. That's all the math she'll need.

[@kahilllewis975]

I know this is supposed to be funny, but I just feel bad for her. Glad she stumbled upon the correct answer eventually.

[@ferce889]

No dude its worse than that lol she never understood. Not even in the end...she just says the right answer but you can see she doesnt have the spark of understanding how MPH works

[@torachan23]

Stop being a simp

[@jessiehughes9432]

Pretty, but the wheels just ain't turning..🤪🤪🤣🤣

[@birddog9002]

That's a good one I hope I can use this someday

[@jessiehughes9432]

@cristi dules Be worth trying out,at least once.🤷‍♂️😁

[@CalebAble]

The way she says hour at the end. It sounds like she doesn't even know what an hour is. 🤔

[@ferce889]

she never understands, not even at the end lol. bless her heart XD

[@Komotau4691]

I dont know... THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

[@weatherkop]

She’’ll be on the pole soon enough. Poor thing.

[@YThates]

She can't even be on the pole without having basic mathematics knowledge or else she's going to get robbed by her managers and coworkers. *Works at clubs*

[@jqmasamune]

I’ve heard tales that my lady is still buffering to this day

[@izzybeingbusy590]

"So do I like.... divide something?" 💀

[@ogsxl]

Thats what happens when you learn words by phonetics instead of language arts

[@liamnacinovich8232]

I thought she said how long does it take to go 8 miles and I was like shit what’s 60/10 Then I realized I’m stupid either way

[@liamnacinovich8232]

Nikolas Sepulveda no I couldn’t think off the top of my head what’s 60/10

[@Holyitshim]

she did say 8 miles at first then changed it

[@rasdov]

It’s 6 minutes right?, to reach 8 miles.

[@TheSoundOfTwang]

@@rasdov 👌

[@wintergreen8393]

Trump 2020

[@11UncleBooker22]

This is why register people can't make change anymore but can google everything.

[@jaybone23]

Plot twist: she was the valedictorian of her graduating class.

[@alexanderleach2424]

I can’t believe there are people like this just walking around.

[@cvnic]

Alexander Leach well what do you expect them to do, levitate?

[@scouttrooperhh-1487]

Ask any woman to make a machinegun noise with their mouth, they cant do it. Every guy can perfectly.

[@eleven9286]

Wuh?

[@memeyouyou164]

True

[@dac518]

Girls can't get erections either, they're weird. Also my mom wears tiny diapers even though she's like 40

[@Dontcaredontcaredontcare]

There you go gavin

[@fiddlesticks7245]

You're right about this bro. But pagang is cringe I hope you can figure that one out

[@blackduty100]

Legend says that she still doesn’t know

[@crimescene25]

call me simp but shes cute.

[@DuckAlertBeats]

@Notmy Realname Captain Caveman over here

[@jebise1126]

0:50 yes! you divide 80 with 80. other one is bad teacher

[@plainkapp]

You can tell who had their parents just give them the answers on there homework

[@sstills951]

*their

[@plainkapp]

R/ woosh

[@NavShay]

Every time she attempts to find the answer, her brain just blocks the whole stream of thoughts and she can’t even grasp the question properly.

[@MrBoriqua2000]

She's going to make a great wife

[@kevc3148]

For real, and a good dude would be lucky.

[@stevenhale2935]

@videos why would any non-psychopath want to do that?

[@Simon-beast]

@videos yeah nigga smd

[@taliesin7913]

@@stevenhale2935 Everyone manipulates, anon. A non-psychopath manipulates people to have them end up in a better state than they would have on their own. Like manipulating a fat friend into exercising, or a child to go to sleep on time. That kind of thing.

[@anonoanon1198]

It doesn't matter, i just like seeing her smile.

[@spacedoutorca4550]

Dear god the world has no hope.

[@BinaryBard64]

Cop: miss, do you know how fast you were going? This girl: here were go again...

[@Padthai_Shrimp]

Heres another one to try out. "How many quarters are in a football game. " I've had people google the answer...

[@marksmith1916]

Just the one they toss to start the game.

[@HeavyProfessor]

You do, in fact, divide something.

[@Blazingwheel]

The first time she posed the question it sounds like she said "how long will it take you to go 8 miles" not 80 miles.

[@andthenisaid6582]

Still pretty simple...

[@001dman]

i see my education system has worked wonders on our youth.

[@MikeLowry59]

She ain't too bright but she's gorgeous.

[@inzane86]

Basically women who watch Lilly Singh

[@SasukeFromPart1]

I once was a mile like you, but then I took an 80 to the knee

[@timmiller2252]

Her brain cells all going crazy like that spongebob episode

[@iwcb8413]

Lolllll papers flying everywhere spongebob's running around haaahaha

[@adamtracey1426]

I thought she said at first, if your going 80 mph how long does it take you to go 8 miles?

[@1337m4n]

when you dump Intelligence in order to minmax Charisma

[@scottg4520]

And these are the type of people who get all 'A's in school.

[@adammcinturff1581]

I teach. They don’t. Trust me.

[@TakeAsNeeded4Pain]

No. No they aren't.

[@Omerta1285]

She asked the question at the onset of their 80 mile journey and didnt get an answer til after they got there.

[@Sykohsis]

Well at least she's hot.

[@dualshock3]

And thats all these creatures need..

[@Petrichords]

You can tell she still didn't understand even after she was given the answer. She must have been home schooled.....on Mondays.

[@BmikroB]

Nah, she just sees the futility to grasp & count into the equation all the randomness of traffic light stops, slow turns, traffic jams and variable travel speeds, local topography and ground elevation changes, all the possibilities of occasional jaywalkers and stuff, so she replies that she honestly doesn't know. She ascends beyond the realm of ideal math conditions, you see. In her head she estimates a situation which is far more complex & is much closer to reality than a simple school task, you know.

[@robbiekamble2634]

She has to go on a journey of 80 miles @ 80mph to realise how long she takes to finish the journey.

[@wackyduck3]

Rubbing reaper pepper chips on my eyes

[@Feverish_Pitch]

I’ll be asking this question on my first dates to qualify them for the next date

[@shawnb50]

Do you divide something? No... well actually you do sooo...

[@shawnb50]

Obed I didn’t know you couldn’t divide 80 by 1... I guess I learned something new.

[@shawnb50]

Obed are you trying to brag about being able to do this in your head. You don’t have to divide 30 by 2 to get 15, you just gotta comprehend that.

[@shawnb50]

Obed per is a word which implies dividing one number by the other to get a ratio. If division isn’t needed, then why does the question ask you to do division? Instead of asking why division is needed, I would ask yourself how you would know what to do with 2 numbers to get an answer desired by some else. Here’s a question 80 miles 1 hour, how long would it take to go 80 miles?? It could be 1 hour, it could be 10 seconds, who knows, it could be 80 miles or 10 feet... the answer could be a chicken for all you know, maybe a car... since you have decided to try to appear autistic in response to my semi autistic joke of a comment, I will point how much of a failure your comment is at making you look like an intelligent autist, just a wannabe math nerd or something...

[@ExKalowbar]

This is the definition of stay in school

[@aerodynamicbullshark]

I want a girl this dumb

[@mirsad96]

ikr

[@highestsettings]

Why?

[@bigmattman2005]

Be grateful the interview process doesn't ask questions like this in order to dance on a pole.

[@rocketassistedgoat1079]

To be honest, there's a very good chance she's high. When I'm stoned: I can do some things, but I can't e.g read: as I just can't absorb it, i.e: I keep reading the same sentence over and over. It's basically futile. On the other hand: it's great for introspection and thinking about things you already know.

[@NaD-o2p]

I seriously doubt she's high

[@idkmanidk7908]

wow i think this says something about me. except i don't even do drugs :P

[@Aaronlcyrus]

Dude i was writing down fractions as words one time. Not 2 3/4........two and three quarters.

[@cameronmoore136]

She probably didn't know "per" meant "for every"

[@JEAthePrince]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? *Let's find out!*

[@isanaff3948]

1...2... Crunch!! 3

[@asyncasync]

She initially asked who long it would take to go 8 miles and that threw her off.

[@whocares11222]

At least she's hot

[@David_Brinkerhoff93]

And when she hits the wall? What then...

[@bananatiger]

I think I lost a couple dozen braincells just by watching this

[@Mannydamon]

She got it at the end...

[@scouttrooperhh-1487]

Nope lol

[@Leviathanshadex]

She didnt get it xD when she said "an hour?" That wasnt her answer, that was her asking again if it was "per hour"

[@Solidsteakx]

// Deadset hell yeah brother

[@therealrictuar]

she legit didnt

[@ferce889]

no she didnt...she is just repeating what shes hearing. she has no understanding

[@jappamogo]

When you think so low of your friend that you pull out a camera to ask her a obvious question and it turns out your assumptions was correct.

[@roo3434]

Its fine, she'll be carried through life by a man who works too hard. She'll never know what struggle is.

[@zekayman]

That's a lot of women, and then they have the nerve to bitch about shit.

[@unit87]

“If you have one bucket that holds 2 gallons and another bucket that holds 5 gallons, how many buckets do you have?”

[@aleksan1997]

After this Oblivion dialogues seems to me more realistic

[@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971]

She used to be a well-respected retainer at the Imperial Palace, but then she fell into the vices of skooma. Not even once kids.

[@chtn_news]

Well, in some way I understand her confusion. It's going to work only in case you're at the full speed of 80 m/h and you don't have to stop at the destination point, apart from following traffic rules, lights, corners, jams etc. Yeah, it's surely true on the paper, but for reality (and we all know that maths is magic) it would take some additional time.

[@stevenhale2935]

This is a good point. Most of us are probably approaching this in a strictly mathematical sense but there a lot of practical complications too!

[@malealoy5622]

she's looking for the trick. . we always look stupid when we try to be oversmart.

[@sirownzalotgaming3025]

This doesn't really go with the meme. I feel like half the oblivion npc dialog memes don't get the point of the meme. They just past oblivion audio over a video and think it's funny.