Oblivion's Amazing AI

[@crookeddesk]

imagine if real life was like this, you walk into a store and pick up something to take it to the counter, all of a sudden the store is raided by police and you're beaten to death, jesus

[@gtacod1146]

Crooked Desk if this happened i could never leave my home cause i touch stuff too much :P

[@crookeddesk]

Infernus Spectrum I'm pretty sure they let you take your goods to the counter in medieval times buddy?

[@crookeddesk]

Infernus Spectrum regardless, if you walk into a store, you need to physically touch something to take it to the counter? It's not like he walked into the store grabbed something and bolted lmao

[@crookeddesk]

Infernus Spectrum That wasn't what my comment was about though? I said "you walk into a store and pick up something to take to the counter" because that's how oblivion works, picking something up like that counts as stealing lmao

[@resmarted]

If you resist arrest in real life you die as well.

[@grimwzl4634]

dont blame the ai, blame your incredible door skills

[@kaburii9807]

_you pick up an apple to bring to the counter to buy_ *_S T O P T H I E F_*

[@MrRaui]

the echo enhances this video in my opinion

[@seneca4134]

STOP! THIEF!

[@TehBluPanda]

Very advanced combat tactics, I see

[@LennyD10]

Its a game from 2006, what do you expect? xD

[@TheOne-ln9yu]

I can do shit like this in current games lol. Nothing like standing on top of a rock and watching enemys just stand there and run into it. so Many games do this.

[@eziodelalala1070]

morrowind would like to talk to you

[@Sena0069]

And yet the argonian died. What a pity

[@raziel6304]

THIEF THIEF STOP STOP COME QUIC- SOMEBODY HE- THIEF

[@zedpokermann213]

Your best buddy Videla Videla, Emperor of Buenos Airym province

[@magsec5]

You've got a real bounce to you're chest!

[@squares4u]

@@magsec5 Put that back you worth-less thief

[@aoneko6813]

That door strat is prob the best strat ive seen

[@Wilburgur]

What can I do for you? Go ahead. That's great! How's it go again? Don't make me laugh. Isthatso-thankyou

[@dp606gaming6]

Wilburgur even after all this time amazing stuff seems to pop up for oblivion

[@karenblan4505]

*Yes, yes whatever you say*

[@thupanyusuf8769]

No more skoma

[@KalavinkaK]

That's great! Ha ha ha. Ehh. You're pathetic.

[@Aester]

Go away, windba-That's great! hehe How's it go aga-Sure!-Don't try to manipulate me

[@dende9471]

That door trick is fucking genius! I have to remember that!

[@dende9471]

And you're saying he'd have lasted longer without using the door trick?

[@RambunctiousVA]

Why do they accuse you of thievery before you even grab anything.

[@OvvovvO]

GallonHat Pat Cause he pressed the grab button without moving it😂😂😂

[@viniciusleonardo6107]

Racism against argonians

[@sackson2025]

And yet they allowed you to do that in their next game, Fallout 3 and all their games after that.

[@adoschtinad]

Yea except you can hit something to send it flying or shoot it with arrows. You are allowed to run into a store and smash everything with a wooden club but if you so much as touch anything the guards will come running.

[@tardigrade9343]

He's playing a redguard

[@FallenEpic]

I'm just imagining you run around and touching everything like "STOP THAT" "Huhuhuhu, make me, pleb!" "MOM-- I mean GUARDS!"

[@captainkarenobvious3087]

Oblivion, where you barely touch something you don't own and are accused of stealing. Skyrim, where you can drag anything you don't own into a dark corner and take whatever you want without anyone noticing.

[@randomgoy6734]

You cannot wait when the guards are coming.

[@rimthestew254]

In this world we can say "What? its because I'm a khajit?"

[@aaron9042]

Rim The Stew haha the orc would probably respond uh no i have a friend that's a Kahjit

[@Sketchette6669]

The High Elves "I'm not racist! I have one Khajiit friend!" And then that Khajiit friend is that crazy Orc from Morrowind who thought he was a Khajiit.

[@GalicianSniper]

Crime: looking and moving objects

[@N0VA_ST0RM]

"Well now..." xD

[@seneca4134]

Urbul: stop thief! *Guard barges in* Guard: STOP THIEF! STAHHP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

[@vithral8834]

Has anyone here heard of the High Elves?

[@md4111]

Vithral 예

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

What about the altmer?

[@R0ckmans]

URRGH, OOMPH, (catapults off the bench)

[@mariel11973]

we got a B U R G L A R

[@kay-412]

WHY DIDNT THEY PUT *THAT* LOCKPICKING THING IN SKYRIM?

[@darthcannabris5406]

Kayleigh • it was annoying but immersive

[@naboost9485]

The locking system of oblivion was waayyyy better

[@w0rloko]

you could pick really difficult locks with low skill too, I read a strategy guide and got the boots of springheel jack at level 5! ran all the hell ov3r everywhere lmao

[@davisbowe8668]

@@naboost9485 Said no sane person ever.

[@user-cb1cb5sc1g]

2:43 What The actual Fuck Was that sound

[@anoldbeggar9742]

mmm mmm *G O D H I M S E L F*

[@roastchicken401]

the player, he's an argonian

[@rangicnoodleofficialnoodle102]

''Wooden Door to Slash 'N Smash'' The guards got more for what they bargained for, lol.

[@deegeetek]

Everyone's impressed by his door fighting skill, but I'm impressed by how much health those guards have.

[@Sena0069]

It happens when you are lvl1 with a mace you stole of the first store you visited and hit with it a guard with a full steel Armour like that one they wear

[@deegeetek]

@@Sena0069 ah thank you, curiosity has been burning in me after all these years, and it has finally been satiated, again thank you. XD

[@ivysaur7476]

My god you’re right 😳

[@mayhare9754]

*bumps into item* "Oops, I dropped this, better put it back in place" *picks it up* *entire guard comes in and tries to murder you*

[@notjums]

*S T O P*

[@I.KUchiha]

Jumz *YOU VIOLATED THE LAW*

[@butternutbitches5903]

0:49 imperial guardsmen eyeliner on fleek

[@xbustinjieber]

"Okay now I need you to make a sound like you are swinging a sword with some power." "Alright let me try.... FYEEEEHAAAAAAW!"

[@Adrot]

*Looks at object* Stop STOP THIEF SOMEB-SOMEBODY THIE-THIEF.

[@EasifyGames]

S-STOP- S-STOP- S-STOP-

[@bratplapper]

My favorite game, ladies and gentlemen

[@masquerademillie971]

Megumin You have excellent taste.

[@BrandonTheKralik]

why's the audio doubled over tho

[@vick0527]

for memes and amusement

[@papayer]

I keep coming back just to see him carefully placing the warhammer into the trash

[@raymondjoannette8052]

Oblivion, such an emmersive video game with competent IA NPC's XD

[@Just_Varick]

I feel like I'm the only person who thinks the game aged well. :l

[@shumishu6019]

Varick But it didn't.

[@Bauglir100]

Actually, it has. There are still games as buggy as Oblivion being released today.

[@darthcannabris5406]

Jonathan Szuhai agreed

[@darthcannabris5406]

Varick like a fine wine

[@ElaborateTiger]

The game is still fun if you don't bully the AI for being retarded lol.

[@VandarkVideo]

So that's the store where customers can't even touch their merchandise.

[@andar_k1194]

This is beautiful

[@dologongpoloponobonotongpo235]

we got a BurGLeR 🎵🎶

[@madssc9601]

“Somebody help we have a burglar” “Somebody help we have a burglar”

[@gragman7105]

oh we got a burglar, woops my pants mysteriously feel off

[@edward9487]

Thief! [We have teleporting guards so there's no way you can survive.] Stop! Somebody help! Thief! Put that back! Come quickly! Help! Thief! (...)

[@TheTendermen]

Stop touching my stuff

[@ewatewat7]

Jesus Christ... That's Jason Bourne.

[@kayladanforth5758]

S T O P--S T O P--S T O P--

[@lasotahir3109]

Some body help come quickly we've got a burglar!

[@loveyuiz]

I remember back in morrowind the shopkeeper will notice if you sell his/her owned item that you stole

[@user-ck9lm6xi1o]

You think that after a while the guards would learn that going through doors takes time because teleportation isn’t instant. Sheesh.

[@fashx5808]

stop thief STOP THIEF! STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

[@TheStrongVirus]

Ngl, going into a store and throwing everything around till I’m attacked by guards is one of my favourite “just saved the game now to commit murder” things I do.

[@Medieval3d3d]

Is a crime must be paid by death by touching the merchandise!!

[@asundelgun3487]

No man this game is perfect in every way

[@beebix247]

Greatest exploit ever

[@Warrior_Whitten]

Swiper no swiping, swiper no swiping, swpier no swipay with your blood!

[@Deltarii]

"Stop thief!" *is making a mess and isn't even stealing anything*

[@hannahbanana7182]

I cant unhear you violated my mother!

[@jakistyp7523]

It doesn't even sound close to that lmao

[@thevendetta9726]

This is a masterpiece

[@PFVictor]

Guards were undefeated until the day the burglar with the door came along...

[@lucajacovig8159]

the way the orc says "burglar" is too funny

[@MLFPcripticZCT]

When you've roleplayed so much that you've become the game

[@pathogenofdecay]

WELL NOW

[@readeroftheelderscrolls]

Door Dragon fighting style - the legasy of Akaviri.

[@DebraDyah]

1:06 WTF THAT'S GENIUS

[@anoldbeggar9742]

3:42 and the cycle continues...

[@fabianthecownip]

I have never seen a >1000 video recommended to me by KZbin before

[@captainobvious1961]

0:54 I like how the Guards just magically appear

[@jelhaj7769]

the good ol' in the door out the door trick..

[@madbrosheo1514]

What's worse: Simply touching anything counts as stealing, or picking it up and taking it literally anywhere is ok as long as you don't put it in your pocket?

[@CsubAzUrmedve]

Why are they talking like Protoss?

[@scattysafari7742]

Well, he does smell like lilac and gooseberries.

[@gallifreyangirl9232]

Someone needs to make a remix of this XD

[@lvlupent.7334]

0:47 Him from powerpuff girls??

[@rixille]

This must really be Sheogorath's imagination. People are too crazy to make sense.

[@coops3600]

More oblivion's amazing mechanics than oblivion's amazing AI, lol

[@Sunl1ght_]

This guy is goofy going through the door like that

[@АнтонГлазырин-р2в]

о, божественный стиль "дверной дракон"

[@Naru_kek]

About the perfect AI: I could have talked to a monster inside the Oblivion lol

[@OceanbornAngel]

Yep...Cyrodil's finest right there.

[@napdragon94]

The musty Argonian thief volume 1

[@navilluscire2567]

3:28 Till this day I still can't figure out the damn *"wheel of indifference."*

[@jakistyp7523]

Its not that hard though, its quite easy

[@inybisinsulate]

The mace is strong with this one!

[@sovietcharity]

This game aged like milk.

[@darthcannabris5406]

Niklas Gosink you mean wine?

[@JRyan56]

+Dont Even Try Milky wine.

[@smanmmo6735]

Yes like milk: when it first came out it was good...then after a while it became gross and inedible...then it finaly became a fine piece of cheesey goodness

[@jakistyp7523]

@@darthcannabris5406 no like milk

[@unconscious7219]

The HDR blinded me.

[@volvo145]

Still a great game. Just add the mod that make the guards forget after a day or so

[@crownvetch92]

(touches stuff) THIEF

[@Frostwing]

No matter how many times I see the video Still is funny as the first time XD

[@dvrn86]

Can't believe I watched all of that.lol

[@imranharsamkamal7890]

I’ll try beating mehrunes dagon with that door technique

[@naboost9485]

Imran Harsam Kamal if you are a good mage you can one shot him with a custom spell

[@Bauglir100]

@@naboost9485 Forget custom spells. Just blast him with the Wabbajack, and then hit him a bunch of times with the weapon of your choosing.

[@shinsekiguchi5253]

Advanced COmbat Tactics

[@naboost9485]

You actually can do this in skyrim too

[@Hedvigu]

Beautiful.

[@ЛилиБуйныйПортер]

Door Dragon Style

[@SamFisherCell]

And best of all: it's not scripted!

[@jukujuku6153]

Well that’s one way to do it

[@Sapphire_Dust]

;-; how did I never think of that?

[@dismasthepenitent569]

when the graphics mods make the npcs look worse

[@s3mjj3]

*has lots of weapons* *Calls a guard and doesn't attacc*

[@inkblade5993]

THESE HUMANOID FORMS ARE LIMITING

[@krunkle5136]

YLYL expert mode

[@DivineScheme]

LOL. Never seen anyone fight guards like that before 🤣🤣🤣

[@aeugh5408]

your the one and only who can stop oblivion crisi----- wait did you just touched this sword?

[@MetalHealth44]

Cool character

[@jackoster7115]

"It just works"