Crysis 3 is one of the shooters ever made

[@mukicska]

When you would think you manage to overcome the Crysis, but realise that you miss the Warhead

[@sks2000]

Warhead is my favorite Crysis game. all the best parts of the first game with 90% of the aliens part cut out.

[@gejamugamlatsoomanam7716]

Warhead sucks

[@AnonEMus-cp2mn]

That is the definition of a mid-life Crysis

[@JordanManfrey]

Crysis: It's back, and more Australian than ever

[@samholdsworth420]

I can play the skin oboe

[@thiagotremea5554]

Never thought a KZbinr that play cod style games on easy and still dies would be my favorite in gaming, but here I am

[@DmytroBogdan]

Because it is not about the gameplay but about the comedy

[@jameswilson7728]

He doesn't really gives a solid review on anything

[@thelastjerkbender2505]

@@jameswilson7728 that's not what I or many viewers watch him for.

[@matthewjones39]

@@jameswilson7728 I don’t think any of us are looking for reviews

[@URMAGURDITSDAN]

He gives a liquid review on everything

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

This game has one of my all time favorite main menu themes of all time. Genuinely, I go back and listen to it sometimes

[@kylinslittlecorner8888]

Same for me but for the second game

[@gatsbysgarage8389]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that, if only there was a long version on Spotify

[@Jormyyy]

Crisis games have banger ost

[@Chainsawwed]

This game and Shadow Warrior 2 had main menu music that was so much better than the games themselves

[@faceless2302]

Same

[@Cr1msnF4dger]

When i played the game, i used the bow like for almost 3 hours wich prooves how OP the weapon is

[@gloomboy1639]

I loved shooting them into walls.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

I never found a reason to use any other weapon TBH.

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

I went the opposite direction. After getting suppressors i used rifles for most of it. I use the bow on the occasional stealth section.

[@spektrum7897]

I don't know why, but I always try go loud using the bow, younger me was chaotic asf.

[@dominiquejones3805]

The bow was it 4 me. I gotta pull this game out after work

[@Jormyyy]

I said it with the previous Crysis game, and I'll say it for this too; I genuinely and unironically enjoy C3. It's story, gameplay, all of it. Gud game. Edit: The Bionicle references in these videos never fail to make me laugh

[@Gameprojordan]

I had a blast playing both 2 and 3. This makes me want to replay them lol. I own both games too for my 360

[@Jormyyy]

@@Gameprojordan If you're on X1 I believe they are backwards compatible!

[@ThePineappleKnight932]

@@Jormyyy they are! I played through the whole shebang on my X1

[@priyank1811]

Extremely tedious game that could have been fun if it had no alien robots in them,and better goddamn weapons.

[@Jormyyy]

@@priyank1811 I see nothing wrong with fighting alien robots? The game would've been pretty boring if we ONLY fought generic solider dudes for 3 games straight. Not even a fair fight for the nanosuit lol

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

6:40 fun fact: during that segment you can pretty much skip it by shooting directly at (and destroying) the dropships before they can drop their pods. You'll then get the takeoff cinematic as soon as Psycho says "No of course I haven't you twat!"

[@theamazinirishdude0]

While watching this video I slowly came to realize that I've played through this entire game and forgot all of it.

[@Gatorade69]

Sounds like my experience with CoD Ghosts.

[@valdish9620]

5:20 "I had to listen to their screams!" She says, to make the guy she made scream through torture, in an attempt to make him feel bad for her.

[@Soridan]

Men get tortured, woman most affected.

[@fahadmalik8862]

​@@Soridannope. Women only see items of objects for manipulative growth. Affected hahaha

[@Soridan]

@@fahadmalik8862 Now try saying something relevant to what I said. And yes, affected. It's the correct word (and spelling) to use.

[@fahadmalik8862]

@@Soridan now try to make sense of my hundreds and hundreds of references. Quotes and sources to prove my points. You don't have any mentality.

[@Soridan]

@@fahadmalik8862 The only thing that would make sense is if you'd thought my comment was not a mocking phrase commonly used to make fun of the "men (insert bad thing) women most affected" type of articles. You double dingus. You're not even half as smart as you seem to think.

[@hemangchauhan2864]

Truely one of the shooters ever made

[@pablo4yu]

My favorite part of crysis 3 was when crysis guy woke up and said "its crysisin time" and crysised all over the bad guys. Truly inspirational.

[@sodvar5047]

I crysis evrytiem

[@HiJack3r]

Truly one of the crysis's to ever occur

[@thebugalito]

Truly crysis ever puppy one made

[@ghost085]

"One of the BEST shooters ever made". FTFY

[@irishvader2193]

I love when you reference bionicle. Let the dream live on

[@chrislair6832]

I loved your take on stealth gameplay and waking up for work not working too well lmfao. I've literally thought the same thing before

[@beng2469]

The best part is when crysis says, "It's Crying time"

[@xentiment6581]

Hey, they ripped off Ray Charles!

[@MatoWitko]

Gotta love the rebel lady’s excuse. Like yeah you got brutally ripped out of your suit, but I had to listen to it… my god.

[@jonbaxter2254]

Aye, year of the bow! I remember every game had a fucking bow around this time.

[@pablo4yu]

Resident evil 4 started it change my mind

[@0uttaS1TE]

Far Cry 3, Tomb Raider...I can't remember what else

[@antoniojuliano1672]

@@0uttaS1TE battlefield 4 had the phantom bow

[@knivesinmediaog]

I think this game was free on ps3 years ago and I really enjoyed it! Didn't play the first two but the music was killer, the bow was fun, and the story seemed cool; losing humanity and tapping into the enemy's mind and stuff. The main character's voice was sick and the final boss was just right. Oh and the suit is cool af.

[@claytondavis9325]

The "Cheat Commandos" reference is what I'm here for.

[@arkstylefml]

Multiplayer was so sick in this game

[@colebankston1634]

I remember grabbing stop signs and throwing them at people

[@TrueGamer22887]

It was so goddamn sick. I’m so bummed no one plays this online, or the fear games or dead space. All had sick multiplayer.

[@59spadesofalife52]

Throwing the poles at people was the only reason I played the multiplayer

[@democard1199]

@@TrueGamer22887 Because back then people focused on offline campaign. We didn't care about multiplayer except online games. Also back then the internet connection is so bad except for big city. No one played multiplayer except the rich.

[@37H662]

@@59spadesofalife52should’ve got good

[@Gameprojordan]

Great game. One thing that's weird is how far it's set in the future. It feels like it should be set either right after crisis 2 or a couple years after at most. But for some reason it's set like 30 years afterwards, yet all the technology still feels the same as in crisis 2,

[@saschaberger3212]

Is it? Psycho doesn't look 30 years older. Always presumed it's a few years apart max. But been a while

[@Gameprojordan]

@@saschaberger3212 yeah crysis 2 is set in 2023 while crysis 3 is set in 2047, I was a few years off on the time gap but you get my point

[@thedoomtestament4547]

@@Gameprojordan it’s 2023 now 😳

[@nicoko_ah]

​@@Gameprojordan, to be fair the whole alien invasion and destruction from Crysis 2 probably hindered human development and economy, Crysis 3 also explains how cell built a monopoly, and while weapons and other things certainly look very samey, things like system x, the dam and overall architechture do look more advance, though i wouldn't call it a fair comparison since it is more of an industrial look rather than a city, also the gap is only by 24 years which is relatively not a lot.

[@Karuzo131]

In my opinion the Crysis series is great and I hope Crysis 4 will be also a good game

[@castlecrashed7700]

If EA still own crytec, I wouldn't hold my breath.

[@The_Annihilator]

@@castlecrashed7700 nope there independent now

[@castlecrashed7700]

@@The_Annihilator Good, that means it'll have some quality in it

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

@@castlecrashed7700 I wouldn’t hold my breath regardless

[@ofAwxen]

The journey of John Crysis must continue.

[@lucanhenrique7457]

When you realize that Prophet is Crysis 3, it's a whole new game.

[@TheRealAmericanMan]

I’ve beaten this game over ten times in the last year since it dropped on Nintendo Switch

[@wiredmania2653]

how many achievements did you got?

[@ladboii2901]

This PC bomb runs on SWITCH??? A freakin underpowered platform runs Crysis 3???

[@TrippyDrippy07]

I have so Manny good memories of the multiplayer with my buddies. It was honestly pretty good

[@Saberjet1950]

We need more Bionicle content on this channel

[@brickwall9781]

A bug prevented me from beating the final boss back when I played this game. I think at one of its phases or some point it just no longer did anything. It'd hover up there looking at you and was invulnerable.

[@gsifdgsgs]

If you pirate the game, final boss becomes unbeatable

[@brickwall9781]

​@@gsifdgsgs Maybe it tripped from dev oversight. I had the game legit.

[@gsifdgsgs]

@@brickwall9781 maybe you didn't update the game? This is the first time I have heard crysis 3 legit copy have final boss bug

[@trianglemoebius]

@@gsifdgsgs I've heard of it happening, but I have no idea what causes it. Just wanna get in that someone else HAS heard of this before the KZbin Hordes jump on Brick.

[@yakyback]

Oboeshoesgames is the only place I can go to get bionicle references in my video game KZbin video content

[@SmogginMog]

Remember Me had some of the best orchestral/synth whatever the heck it was music I've heard. Had some very cool ideas too. You may actually enjoy it.

[@gloomboy1639]

Warhead will always be my favorite in the franchise.

[@El_Jose_22]

This game really makes you feel like you're having a crysis

[@legowarnpeace2993]

Omg! Stop the Morbuzak was the last thing I was waiting for! Thanks for that sweet nostalgic feeling!

[@gagemullis313]

Its so funny watching this after loving the game, puts everything into perspective 😂

[@BroncoBoys]

Fr,I still love it

[@TheGuardDuck]

Wow. A Cheat Commandos reference. Did not expect that today.

[@bonechovah]

4:48 That's the 9/11 lights.

[@locus2427]

I thought the Crysis trilogy was universally loved

[@judgejudys3xdungeon94]

This guy makes fun of every game he plays, but 2/3, especially 3, get a lot of crap for being linesr

[@prakash2814]

I had more fun listening to your voice over than actually playing the game. Keep'em coming chief.

[@DrewTooth]

This is now solely a channel built around Crisis content and I love it.

[@frds_skce]

No. There was just 3 videos about Crysis series. It barely competes against the abundant amount of CoD, Gears of War, and multi FPS shooter content on this channel

[@DrewTooth]

@@frds_skce it was sarcasm bro

[@CruelestChris]

This is what happens when you get a modern sci-fi author on board instead of some guy from the dev team.

[@Desmuu]

The Crysis 3 online multiplayer was fantastic.

[@GK-mr9ko]

I remember playing a lot of the multiplayer, there was a normal soldier mode with no regenerating health that I really enjoyed.

[@sosaboi1352]

There was that mode and a mode where Nano suit dudes hunted the other team with only a bow and it was like Infected, I miss the chaos of the online mode

[@No-rl9wn]

@@sosaboi1352 I stayed on this game mode, only thing I enjoyed about it tbh

[@alessandroalbarello7223]

Bruh the stop the morbuzak reference LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@SuperCoolvideoBro]

I love all tge bionicle and homestar runner references in your videos. It's the only outlet I have for these things

[@TheMC1102]

Take a shot every time Oboe says "Crysis".

[@Libium]

...oh my god

[@amadeusagripino6862]

A fast way to die from alcohol poisoning

[@ZFSeth_95]

I loved this game 💗, I loved all of them tbh

[@manueldelbono202]

One of the best shooters in my opinion

[@latecore_]

2:36 this E3 trailer narrator voice was amazing

[@jacksonbowns1087]

"Gobble gobble, Blue Laser, you're in trobble!"

[@AnonEMus-cp2mn]

That moment when -'Prophet'- 'Crysis' is having a mid-life Crysis and stops himself from spending his hard-earned dog-tags to buy a Victory Royale microtransaction: *"NoOOO!"* Truly a moment in the FPS genre ever made

[@BroncoBoys]

It's so goooodddd

[@KanesTemple]

didn't expect to hear a homestar runner reference, love your content

[@62squad]

"They have ice cream that looks like Frankenstein" I cried

[@SheolAbaddonus666]

Crysis Man is in the top 4 badass robots next to John Halo, Serious Samus and Jimmy Rings.

[@Qtoyghs]

7:00 Dang, it looks like the Commandos were too late. Blue Laser blew up the ocean.

[@Neural_Fiction]

Man I loved every crysis game. I am so f*cking hyped for crysis 4.

[@Ethonra]

The thumbnail was very clever. Didn't notice the eyes until several minutes later.

[@flippedoutkyrii]

Game still looks pretty damn good 8 years later. Also wroth noting is all the wrecked cars in the game are missing tires and doors like the Ceph were running a Chop Shop in the jungles, except for the low-detail skybox car models where you can see entirely intact Ford's and *only* Ford's. Weird...

[@TFZoia]

Shooting while on a zip-line? You should try Deep Rock Galact or Payday 2, you can do that in those games(can't throw people in a giant laser beam machinery though....)

[@julianrosado1592]

Friendlies is a goat restaurant

[@HoldFastFilms]

Crysis 4: Crysis Harder - The Chronicles of Dolmen

[@arthurmeiyer8409]

girl on the radio: prophet cell are bieng anioleted Me:well "that's on less loose end"

[@bolobalaman]

6 seconds in and our boy already pissed off PETA lol

[@DamnedSilly]

"...using stealth to take out your foes takes like six hours..." when stealth is the speed-run version. Crysis 2 & 3, you just turn on stealth and run. About the time your battery runs out there will be a place you can hide. Wait like 20 seconds for the recharge and repeat. When you get to something you can't stealth run past you've reached the level boss. Turn on max armor and kill it. Cutscene, repeat.

[@GHST-ez3cw]

7:56 Does he not know they announced a 4th installment in the works?😂

[@711ramen3]

I had a lot of fun with this game on Game Pass. great gunplay and graphics that still look fantastic. and then the game would erase my save and I'd have to start over.

[@patricks.7951]

It's a feature not a bug, it's Ubisofts way of incentiving you to play the game more

[@decriper1097]

@@patricks.7951 Ubisoft lmao

[@Jacobzab]

The vat of acid episode was the best episode of that season

[@H010CR0N]

Who knew I would be reliving my childhood because of a Friendly’s reference.

[@mrdee2454]

Crysis 2 and 3 are awesome, I will die on this hill

[@bsaintnyc]

The hate for this series is horseshit. Look at what else is in the FPS gernre and tell me whats better than crysis. It will be a very very short list.

[@spqrjack2941]

I always wanted to know what's the name of the outro music. Can any captain help me?

[@Unprotected1232]

It seems the tank didn't like the increased FOV. On a side note I think Crysis 4 was already announced.

[@shotgun-enjoyer]

dude holy shit your channel grew a lot

[@SupremeMasterr]

Ughh that final fight taking you to the beginning was so frustrating after that i never touched the game again..

[@voicebross]

YOOOOOOOOOOO that refrence at 04:30 that was what i was thinking too

[@spooky_mane]

I dont remember Friendly's. I live in germany. We only have Hagendubekrautzenschmatzen. I think it's basically the same.

[@p.a.phencyclidine]

I hope you do another Super Baseball playthrough one day. Those were the comfiest streams, your baseball commentary was hilarious. I had no interest in baseball until I watched your stream and learned how psychological pitching was.

[@Elltalon]

1:10 2 years after and i pretty much think the bow and arrow trope is dead

[@MrRatchet015]

The only thing I remember about this game is the TYPHOON.

[@rg1124nov]

Love the random cheet commandos reference

[@djtoxicdhg]

I loved 3 tbh 3 was soo much fun.

[@krystina662]

4:10 i think it feels fake cause the lightning is off, it looks like everything is slighty but equally lit up?

[@Overneed-Belkan-Witch]

Nice idea. Play Remember Me next I wanna see your commentary of Neo Paris

[@PatBasedman]

Immideate like from the "stop the Morbuzak" reference

[@hydrix6419]

7:53 "they might actually announce crysis 4" And so they did

[@RonaldAsks]

Crysis 3 was the best in the trilogy. The main menu theme alone steals it. The story was the most interesting, psycho is such a well written character and shows his humanity so well. After all..... he's only human. The way the suit is evolved in this game from being the perfect killing machine to just a human... The hacking system was very fun and works well in this formula. The aliens are once again a stand out in this game and their enemy variety is the best in the series. This is the best Crysis game. To be continued....

[@cripplettv1309]

Not really, the reason it was regarded as best was solely cause of multiplayer and online features.. Crysis 1 beats both games in terms of SP

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

@@cripplettv1309 crysis 1 also beats both in terms of multiplayer, I'll always miss Power Struggle

[@RonaldAsks]

@@cripplettv1309 I'm sorry but that's pretty subjective. I stated my reasoning on the Crysis 1, 2 and now this video in a comment. I wholeheartedly believe that later installments easily beat Crysis 1 in the single player aspect with better gameplay, mechanics (besides the suit somewhat) and especially enemy variety. Not to mention have you played Crysis 1 on console? That shit is hard af. That's why I really love the change of the enemy ai because I can actually feel like a proper nanosuit badass without pulling off a hard combo.

[@RonaldAsks]

@@cripplettv1309 also who said it was because of multiplayer? In that logic the remastered version would be the worst but in my experience each game was better than the last and Crysis 3 as I stated had everything done right. I hope you read my comment right

[@RonaldAsks]

@@cripplettv1309 🤓

[@ryanarchuleta6231]

I remember when I was a kid and I had an Xbox 360 I was so jealous of PC players. I didn't even have a computer monitor or TV above 720p so I just remember thinking "what does 4k even look like? It probably looks like real life running at 4k". Then I finally played it on my Series X at 4k and I thought "ehhhh, it was decent." Obviously graphics have advanced since then, but it's an okay game.

[@quinnhurst3472]

You should have called the video Crisis 3: the midlife one

[@445Vicious]

I think I've never seen a worst video. Congratulations.

[@mexicanhalloween]

oh wow, is that the same blue laser from mass effect 3? did they split a buy-one-get-one with bioware?

[@judas4107]

I wonder if he unlocked red tiger at the end of the game

[@Marshei]

Crysis 3 is literally the best one

[@repvoid7680]

No it's not

[@SuperODST1]

The one thing we missed out on without Crysis 4 was Ceph Piraka

[@rexrip1080]

Remember me might have been one of the most forgettable games ever but you got to appreciate that trunk ;)

[@gigifinizio8550]

Yes, I have been waiting for this!

[@grimxenxd1590]

i love how "crysis" voice is the same as soaps voice XD

[@Ikcatcher]

I like when Crysis said it’s Crysis time and crysised all over the bad guys

[@feikeh6629]

I've got so much mixed feelings about C3. Crysis 2 might be my favorite game ever, it's close to the heart when I say C3 is NOT a deserving follow-up

[@repvoid7680]

Honestly this comment.

[@ernestkhalimov7407]

When are you gonna play homefront 2

[@khurgar8120]

Claire didnt die from palpatine, she died from the rash! You failed to bring her the salve :(

[@manboy4720]

who would win in a fight: john halo or john crysis? answer: trick question, because you didn't expect HANDSOME JACK FROM THE BORDERLANDS SERIES AND HIS FUNNY CORROSION!

[@fletcherluders415]

This... was comedy gold! :D

[@Zicolie]

7:53 we’ll don’t I have some news…

[@dirt.huffer]

i didn’t realize that the bf2042 mid-game gun customization was done first in crysis 3

[@seppiya7470]

It's been there since the original Crysis

[@dirt.huffer]

@@seppiya7470 ah neat, never played any of the crysis games and this was my first time seeing it. thank you for correcting me

[@ubermorph7661]

4:30 why does this have to be so funny

[@calvinlee8103]

Remember Me had 1 really awesome mechanic, but they only used it 2 times during the entire game.

[@Schmidt54]

the situation has gone AWOL? that doesn't make any sense which means, as much sense as this game