OBSCUREST VINYL | Mayor Breslin - Beggin' Like a Bitch

[@Birdland808]

"Gimme my fuckin' flute!!!" You may not like it, but Mayor Breslin tells it like it is.

[@SmaMan]

*plays a riff* Bitch. *plays more riffs*

[@robothunter1035]

AND he gives lamps where they're needed.

[@AussieEvil]

Can't wait for his Christmas song: "Take down that Fuckin' Tree, Bitch, It's November"

[@willflint5014]

I am hoping he uses this title!

[@SirBuzz]

​@@willflint5014 Same.😂😂😂

[@TenaciousAC]

12 Mayors of Bres-mas.

[@bettinalose2305]

Or : Not another tie, bitch! 😉

[@Omni-clef]

Followed up by his sequel song "It's New Year's Fuckin' Day, so why do you look so goddamn gay!?!"

[@nsxdarin]

Anger was forced to take Mayor Breslin Management

[@metalburner357]

I'm wearing a suit and carrying a lamp around this Halloween. I don't care if people don't get it 😂

[@igodreamer7096]

HAHAHAHAa

[@dalime605]

Dammit. Stole my idea 😂

[@ObscurestVinyl]

@@metalburner357 hahaha do it! I’ll send you free Breslin merch!

[@xeutoniumnyborg1192]

You show up wearing that to my house, you'd get recognized!

[@KG-lb7fu]

Make sure to stop by the delicatessen

[@RogueAgent007]

He's passin' out lamps and cold-cut sandwiches this year!

[@buttsnet]

And shards of broken glass.

[@TheeWorldsGreatest]

And ass whoopins.

[@BlueFireZ88]

Remember: "Cold-Cut Sandwichs" is code for shoving a stack of deli meats down their fucking throat.

[@xneverknowsbest]

Mayor Breslin saying "bitch" during his flute solos is my favorite motif dude. Fucking love it.

[@MetalSlugzMaster]

He puts it in edge-wise so quickly between the notes, it's hilarious to imagine 😂

[@Yurasuka]

Mayor Breslin for Mayor

[@LydiaLunch4President]

Better yet..for President! Gotta keep that other muppet outta the White House!

[@igodreamer7096]

Indeed hahahahahah

[@smrodman77]

Don’t you even dare think about not voting for him!

[@LeoRex13]

BRESLIN LAMP 2024

[@elucidator1277]

"You are a muppet" line had me dyin'. lmaoooo The vincent price-esque, deep voice at 1:22 was hilarious too. "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING BITCH!!!" LMAOOOO

[@igodreamer7096]

Awesome! hahahahaha

[@mm72213]

It's the unofficial Muppet movie anthem of late jim Henson

[@nortonman5238]

The Mayor is back, just in time for Halloween! This man might have been violent, but my god was he effective. In the year 1973 Sears lamp sales went through the roof thanks to this man. He singlehandedly propped up the US economy with sales of lamps, shades and bulbs.

[@Torgo1001]

President Gerald Ford enlisted Mayor Breslin as a special ambassador for Ford's 1974 WIN (Whip Inflation Now) campaign. Breslin wrote the jingle "Let's All Kick Inflation's Ass, America!" which became a surprise hit for Breslin in autumn 1974.

[@MatthewHopkins-cr3rk]

​@@Torgo1001😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉😅😅😅😮😮😮💯💯💯🙉🙉🐷🙀🙀🙀🙀

[@ACARDtvMusic]

I think you mean 1983

[@Shotgunminister]

On one hand, it would be terrible to get destroyed by Mayor Breslin, but at least the last thing you'd hear would be a sick flute solo.

[@MatthewHopkins-cr3rk]

LMAO😂😂😂🐖🐖🐷🐷🙉🙉🙉🙉💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈🙊🙊🙊🙊🤯🤯🤯

[@TheRealMeanDean]

Mayor is the best of all OV. Hands down.

[@Machine91]

I agree but I need another Trip Watkins track. The baptism one speaks to my soul.

[@Fulgrim2]

Yeah, another song by him would be great.

[@igodreamer7096]

Yes.

[@arnoldschwarzenegger3755]

Mayor B is awesome but I’m still waiting for the new Sticky Sweethearts track

[@vincenzomedicci6541]

@@Machine91 Trip Watkins, Lucho Burle, and Vito Lovejoy are all far overdue for an encore.

[@i-am-goose8428]

This goes hard

[@masterzombie161]

“”There’s no trick or treats, you’re like fucking 43!” Mayor B doesn’t miss, his aim is precise and Deadly.

[@senatorcthulu1815]

I didn't think "You're Gonna Learn A Lesson..." could be topped, but here it is. Really made me laugh.

[@gregmeyer1805]

The Mayor truly is in charge. He'll never be voted out. "Price Check Death Threat" is climbing my favorites chart.

[@mev186]

This song was recorded on October 31st 1976. Mayor called the studio at 10:30 that night and said "Fire that shit up, I got a song to do. These fuckin trick or treat bitches keep pissing me off" Apparently, Mayor wrote and composed the song that night. He came in and did the song in one take. Hence why he's shouting "Get me my fuckin' flute" as most of his band had no idea what he was doing

[@MatthewHopkins-cr3rk]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!😂😂😂🎉🎉💯💯🙀🙀🙀🐷🐷🙉🙉🙉😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤠🤠🤠🤠🙀🙀🙀🙀

[@drrockkso8882]

I live for community lore of Mayor Breslin

[@NikoMalthus]

He had a band? When I saw him in '77 he was just solo and the other instruments played themselves out of sheer fear of his anger.

[@rabbitjr]

I remember seeing him play this one live in London for the “Get here on time, Asswad” tour. He was arrested an hour in for beating a photographer with a prosthetic leg, awesome show

[@M0Nad1010]

😂

[@willflint5014]

I just spit out my drink! 😂

[@gregmeyer1805]

Mayor Breslin without the "bitch" is an autumn's day without the breeze. The video truly encapsulates the other-worldly power of Mayor to get your ass out there on the dance floor. And Dance Party USA on the USA Network was the flashback I never thought I needed. Thank you, Mayor.

[@MaximillionPegasus-q3b]

Honestly; makes me wanna find a white suit and a spare lamp for Halloween. Love the Mayor

[@mltrolio]

Greatest AI flute solo ever- so good I’m shitting whatchamacallits

[@Packers4Evar12]

Of all these AI music channels, Obscurest Vinyls is the only one I keep coming back to

[@james_fisch]

Same. It's not that the other ones are bad because I haven't listened to them, it's mainly that I don't expect them to pull off the personalities that have been established with Obscurest Vinyl, nor with the same amount of creativity. I know it's bad to judge a book by its cover, but this feels like it's as far as I need to go with listening to AI music because there's genuine effort behind it.

[@gregmeyer1805]

​@@james_fisch I have listened to some of the other ones and they don't even come close to the creativity and quality of OV. This channel is the Bill McClintock of treasured vinyl hits.

[@njones52]

"Bitches do dishes" is a all timer. Check it out

[@a97188]

"Gimme my fuckin' flute!" The Mayor knows what the people want!

[@ImpelDragon]

Just played this at the Halloween Party tonight, and folks were vibing to it!

[@juliahoffman4954]

Mayor Breslin Fan Club member here, on KZbin just waiting for this to drop!

[@Torgo1001]

Fun fact: Mayor Breslin was slated as a special musical guest on the infamous 1976 "Paul Lynde Halloween Special," where he was supposed to perform this song. Unfortunately, Breslin was ultimately dropped from the lineup after several takes because he refused to censor the song's lyrics and nearly got into a brawl with several members of the band KISS, Betty White, and The Osmonds.

[@stfi7566]

He was actually escorted out of the studio by security after he said: “Hey, Betty! The password is ‘lamp’!!”.

[@echoimagery]

The Osmonds 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gregmeyer1805]

I don't blame the Mayor, censoring an all-time classic Halloween tune is like the Great Pumpkin finally showing up and you send him packing because he's begging like a bitch. Besides, the censor beeps would be on high alert essentially turning the song into a three minute dial tone.

[@gregmeyer1805]

​@@stfi7566🤣🤣🤣 needless to say but I'm under the impression that the Mayer just might have an anger management issue.

[@bettinalose2305]

KISS😂 is there any footage or sound recordings of it ?😉

[@redbarron90]

Thats it. I DEMAND someone make "Obscurest Vinyl: The Musical". We NEED to see Mayor Breslin's life and music on screen!

[@gregmeyer1805]

Guest stars The Sticky Sweethearts and Trip Watkins. I mean, Trip was a little impatient at that baptism but could you imagine the Mayer stuck at that shindig? Heads are gonna roll...across the dance floor, bitch!

[@wife_of_Macaque]

I'm voting for him

[@deltamaxxhomevideo]

Mayor Breslin just casually dropping this year’s Halloween Theme like it ain’t no thang.

[@BlairMan89]

I played the entire Jack-O’-Lamptern Jamboree while putting up Halloween decorations last night and laughed my ass off through the whole thing. Please tell me we’ll see a Christmas album this holiday season! 😂

[@ObscurestVinyl]

@@BlairMan89 that makes me so happy haha. Thank you. Oh yeah! Xmas special is already in the works!

[@Torgo1001]

@@ObscurestVinyl But before Christmas, we all have to give thanks for Mayor Breslin and the other hilarious artists at Obscurest Vinyl.

[@Watcher4111]

Yeah we need xmas special

[@MikeSims1103]

@@ObscurestVinyl Yeah, but I get the feeling Mayor Breslin would want the tree down on the 26th. And if you get tinsel all over the house, you're going to get a lamp upside the head.

[@dr.coffinnails]

@@ObscurestVinylbest news EVER

[@lordjimbo2]

The late-80s/early-90s music video is absolute perfection. I'm only slightly sure I wasn't at that party.

[@ChikiPum-i2c]

Sound design student here! Im slowly making my whole class hear Obscurest Vinyl through the recommendations list we have on the whiteboard. The class favourite is "Delicatessen", tho my personal favourite is just anything with my favourite Mayor in it. NICE JOB!

[@Eagles.Fan.Since.Super.Bowl.52]

I still have the 8 track of this masterpiece and I'll never sell it. Flute solo made a cameo in Anchorman 20 years ago.

[@millennialboomer6780]

Didn't know The Mayor did his own flute solos. Truly a jack of trades

[@wspolczynnik_poissona]

"Yeah, I dressed up as a mirror Why? Is that alright? I just wanted you to see What an asshole you look like!" This is an amazing verse

[@Ready4Greatness]

My only problem with this song is the chorus isn't on repeat for 20 minutes haha. Again another banger from the Mayor. Well done.

[@LydiaLunch4President]

I heard Mayor Breslin died in a plane crash at age 27, but when he greeted the Devil with "You look like you could use a fuckin' lamp", Satan shat himself and sent him right back!

[@derangedcomics]

You know Mayor Breslin was diagnosed with high blood pressure at 16 and had his first heart attack at 24.

[@GrandObelisk]

This needs to be way more popular than it is.

[@alexrgee]

Mayor and his diabetic fueled rage knew what the fuck was up. He was a realist. I am definitely going to play this every time someone comes the door on Halloween.

[@mikeroten916]

holy crap when this song started, I put it on pause and went and checked the front door!

[@typer1003]

Wow, I forgot when Mayor Breslin hated Halloween - thanks for digging up this gem!

[@gregmeyer1805]

I can't wait to hear what the Mayor has in store for us at Christmas.

[@windersonmelo5733]

You are a Muppet is one of the best parts 😂

[@gregmeyer1805]

Especially with each muppet shout out it cuts to that dancing jackass in the rejected Hanna-Barbera costume.

[@BDubbzzz_]

A rediscovered Halloween classic! I remember seeing this banger on some of those old school Halloween vinyl compilations from the 80's.

[@gregmeyer1805]

A Kidz Bop Halloween was going to cover this gem until the Mayor decided to burn the orphanage down in protest.

[@justinbaukus]

Another banger from the Mayor. This chorus is going to be stuck in my head for the foreseeable future. His mastery of the flute solo goes perfect with the agro lyrics. Jethro Tull's Ian Anderson has nothing on the Mayor

[@Supahdave1000]

Mayor Breslin's got my vote.

[@drkatel]

I don't know why this triggered my memory of the time a guy who looked 18 showed up trick-or-treating. My husband eyed him, excused himself for a moment, returned and dropped a can of Spam into the guy's pillowcase.

[@glitchesandglitter]

I don't like SPAM!

[@razorsharp8912]

finna blast this on halloween night

[@danbinder9248]

The Dance Party USA footage is classic!

[@TomThe-HengeBowler]

Rumour has it that when they pushed the Mayor's coffin off the into the Hudson River, a flute solo could be heard in the distance....

[@gregmeyer1805]

playing Taps of course

[@SwedishDataDanne]

When Breslin releases tracks it's at the very least a 90 percent banger rate for sure. 10 percent lamp

[@elucidator1277]

2:00 I'm assuing he's a part of the tech crew, but the regular looking ass dude in the red shirt, in the background, is hilarious to me. lmaooo

[@ZeranZeran]

Hahaha it looks like a guy in his early 20's time travelled there suddenly

[@elucidator1277]

​@@ZeranZeranlmaooo

[@oa4895]

This really put me in the holiday spirit!

[@dustyb58]

meghan trainor gives you the bass, mayor breslin gives you the lamp

[@dominoep]

Better yet, adults showing up in a hoodie with a pillowcase saying "Trick or Treat"

[@SugarDemon1035]

The Karloff-style voiceover at 1:21 fucking killed me. A call-out to "Thriller," I'm guessing?

[@mulrich]

I would say so. Vincent Price, though, not Boris Karloff.

[@LydiaLunch4President]

I'm totally dressing like a mirror and keeping a lamp by the door this Halloween!

[@kirbivore77]

The Mayor is back!!!!!

[@danilolacerda9444]

The Mayor has the most consistent songs and they are all bangers !

[@blakerascon7745]

Mayor Breslin released this song in 1973 and is off of his studio album, "Get Over Here, Asswad".

[@mythrilman8]

We really need a Behind the Music style documentary on the life and career of Mayor Breslin.

[@HMSindistinguishable]

I went trickortreating as the victim from Mayor Breslin's assault in that Delicatessen, where I did, in fact, learn a lesson.🤕

[@Halden.]

Nothing like a new single from The Mayor to start my lunch break

[@dr.coffinnails]

Diogenes caried a lamp looking for one honest man; Mayor Breslin caries a lamp looking for one man that doesn't need a good ass-whoopin!

[@eiyukabe]

Used to listen to the Mayor all the time back in the 90s. Really nostalgic stuff.

[@Torgo1001]

This is Mayor Breslin's answer to Michael Jackson's "Thriller."

[@elucidator1277]

Mayor is GOATED!!!

[@nofme]

this album made my Halloween

[@ultimor1183]

The beginning of this single was actually a rare instance of Mayor Breslin using his regular speaking voice in his music. They were originally going to use an actor to say the line, but the Mayor didn’t like how the line came out, and eventually just convinced the producer to let him say the line himself.

[@backgroundnoise9310]

Breslin ain't got no treats for you.

[@supergremlintripleseven6790]

New Mayor Breslin dropping. He must've debuted this at the middle school lock-in.

[@james_fisch]

The high school Halloween party in 1986 was off to a pretty bad slow start until someone with good taste put Mayor Breslin on. Suddenly a new generation of fans fell in love with his flute solos and lamp. I remember there was one guy who wasn't too popular to begin with somehow showing up and legit dressed like Kermit. The party was about to turn on him until he grabbed the first lamp he saw and warned everyone just what he could do with it. That muppet? Mayor Breslin.

[@Jared_Wignall]

The best Halloween costume would be dressing up like Mayor Breslin while listening to this song.

[@crystalrock18]

I’m blaring this at work tomorrow.

[@NewYorker73737]

He needs a whole album !!! This is going in the car lol

[@HeavenlyHalberd]

These Mayor Breslin songs are unironically bangers.

[@michaeldevane5410]

I like to imagine Mayor Breslin, wielding a lamp, pacing back and forth in his living room- Waiting for the doorbell to ring again.

[@handbananagaming1357]

Thanks again for uploading, Mayor Breslin's music needs to be known!

[@rugbyslug]

A seasonal classic from the master!

[@hellothere7653]

Phenomenal

[@cptcaveman9183]

The Mayor coming in with yet another anger banger.

[@Doyle_Stogner]

Gimme my flute, thank you

[@Cronenburger]

Despite his legendary misogyny and anger management issues, Mayor Breslin was something of a historian when it came to modern electric lighting equipment. My great step-uncle worked for Con Ed in the 60s and frequently had to be dispatched to service the area where Mayor Breslin lived, because all of his lamps would burn constantly and cause outages. Sadly, my uncle only knew Breslin for a few months, having gone blind after an encounter with the singer one Halloween. Mayor Breslin thought that my uncle was trick-or-treating as a Con Ed employee and swung a flourescent light tube into his face. The subsequent beryllium toxicity caused him to lose his eyesight and he retired with full benefits at the age of 28. I can't be certain, but I believe that this assault on my uncle also qualifies Mayor Breslin as a pioneer in deathmatch wrestling.

[@vennic]

Underrated history lesson right here. Sit down! and fucking listen children!

[@BlueFireZ88]

Muppet?: "Wokka Wokka!!" MB: "Who the fuck said that?! Don't make me get the flute back out!!!"

[@j.redbeard99]

Mayor Breslin 2024!

[@V.F.D.DaleSalvador]

I love the ongoing Lamp joke.

[@sekaiwanderer]

I just came for the lore in the comments, was not disappointed.

[@kewoshk]

I just love his aggressive style

[@LowDoughTech]

Mayor Breslin gets my vote.

[@seantindall8912]

I'm putting this on repeat this Halloween

[@Stewart.fryers]

Mayor Breslin is my favourite!

[@CaptainFAL]

Im glad im here this early for this absolute banger. We are so back

[@St4rTr3v1Ut10n]

The Mayor is BACK. Thought the magic was gone after Price Check nonsense. This was great though

[@alphaofthebetas4780]

That’s gold, Jerry! GOLD!

[@PersianYank]

Mayor Breslin was banned from being a guest star on the Muppets show for his attitude. He made this song in response to that.

[@ZeranZeran]

I'm adding this to my 70's playlist and playing it for my grandma

[@DoctorDogma]

This does go hard af. I shared alot already

[@VorpalStorm]

This one’s so fuckin’ clean! My favorite so far which is saying something because I’ve played Arms Are Just Fucking Stuck Like This and Time To Take A Shit like 1000 times.

[@terrytheimpaler1204]

Seeing the latest Mayor has me dancing!!!! 😊

[@BritishEmpireV2.0]

Oh god we've reached the stage of music videos 😂

[@jordinwarren8537]

best song of the year.

[@masterzombie161]

I love the idea that Mayor was just minding his own business and these guys just barge in and start dancing lol.