I will die on the hill this is the sequel to Carl Douglas's Kung Fu Fighting

This is me every time I'm in Subway. Except not really because I'm far too polite. But it's going on in my mind.

Vegemite and cheese sammich!! Better toasted, still A++ stuff.

Hopefully my wheels will be squeling when i reach those gates...... Keep those revs up.

I need more of this, much much more!

I need this animated. PLEASE animate this. Can you imagine what would happen during the flute solo?

I love the subtle details like the harp playing after mentioning Jesus Christ. I love that kind of stuff!

Imagine shopping and then this song comes on...

This needs to be a whole assed Subway commercial.

Imagine the aliens find this in 1,000 years and this is what human romance is thought to be like.

I remember the day when Mayor Breslin walked into my deli just as my wife started yapping at me about the rent and my addiction to cocaine or something. As the cops were dragging me from her corpse, I looked at him and he had that look in his eye that big fans and locals recognised instantly. He had a new hit on his hands. He never paid me any royalties for giving him the chorus

Abject violence and sandwiches..what more could you ask for in a song?

Obscure vinyl is getting popular

My mother used to sing this on laundry day

This is incredibly beautiful and helpful I love you

For those of you too stupid to know, this isn't real, it's some AI generated fakery. Get used to it, cuz this is all you children are gonna know from now on. NOT REAL. Nobody in the 60's said things like " Like a douche" or "Fuck" so much.

Can I sample this?

i'm sure it's already been pointed out but "my pubes are in god's hands" is just hilarious as hell. this guy's so good

Swear the funniest part of this is picturing some dude laying in bed or sitting on the toilet or something, and thinking about how weird the word "delicatessen" is, and then realizing it rhymes with "lesson" and then just going from there......

This was quite a constant problem in that era. There were plenty of douches walking around back then. F**k.

This isn't gooooooooooooooood

"My pubes are in God's hands" is such a powerful line

That flute solo though 🔥

If you ever actually release these on 45s or a full album... I'm there, take my money

This is something I would hear in GTA Vice City

I will never forget when they were on the American Bandstand. Dick Clark loved them.

Use adhesive products responsibly... Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming... ... I GLEWD MAH BAWLS!

Who's the guy in the upper right corner? I'm getting some Robert the Doll vibes from him.

Fuck AI

Going by the album cover, the ordeal has made Mayor Breslin realize that some customers could use a fucking lamp.

Fun Fact: Reyna’s first mixtape was recorded under the moniker “Tub Girl”

Coincidentally, I'm listening to this tune eating a sandwich from Panera.

I sure do hope Rodney Munch made more hidden anti-corporate anthem gems.

Can’t believe I haven’t heard this song in a movie about an 80s tech company where the underdog protagonist is having a hard time figuring out how to fill the keyboard sales quota

Love this band

The real America’s Mayor

A song about Karens

This song plays in my head regularly now

😂😂😂

Mayor Breslin has been named by a German aggro rapper as his inspiration to become a musician.

Goddamn, brings back memories. breslin playing in the back, deli counter in front, picture of Jesus on the wall.

Reyna has really developed as an artist over time. This song was clearly from her first album as indicated by her bombastic melodies, and carefree, revolutionary spirit solidified in her lyrics. As Reyna matured, she wanted a partner to share her success with, but as with many starlets, her dating efforts translated into hits that sat in the upper deck of the charts, such as Secrets your Asshole Keeps from her sophomore effort. Finally, Reyna had already come into her own and her talents were on full display for years by the time power balads such as (You Got Me) Fucking Dusting Off This Old Butthole dangled at #2 for several months. Was she reminiscing about a moment she had let pass? Was she holding it in, and anticipating someone to let loose and tell her how he felt? Or had someone new finally won her hole after years of butthurt? Her movement was so relatable no matter what pool you were in.

I really love the host's subtle Great Lakes accent contrasted with the absolute shittest, hammed-up-est New York accents i've ever hoid. It really paints a picture that this is a New York-specific radio station, with the host being from somewhere like Rochester, and all the hogs and that being from NYC.

This might be the greatest thing I've seen on the internet in a long time.

I can just picture the music video hahahahahahahahhah

I remember Reyna debuted this at the TD Garden arena in '92. All of us - the entire crowd - mooned her. She even farted in the microphone. It was the performance of a lifetime. My husband was in the front row at one of her shows in '89, and she brought him on stage and then bent over and spread his cheeks. We later met at narcotics anonymous. Those were the days. We love you, Gross Tiffany!

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