Supervillain Tries to Ruin Your Life! (Superhero Audio RP • Obsessed! • Evil • Civilian Listener)

[@Ded-Nside3825]

I like how the civilian was more just absolutely baffled that anyone could be so cartoonishly petty haha.

[@thegentlemen6729]

So she basically the reverse flash. To be honest the only evil way you can really use super speed is to be petty.

[@GoldenProxyy]

It was actually a Reverse Flash inspired script!

[@thegentlemen6729]

​@@GoldenProxyyreally I thought it was based off the movie Turbo.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I mean, you can also vibrate so fast you pass through solid objects and they explode but...I'm sure she only busts that out on special occasions.

[@notknightbean]

It was MEEEE barry

[@nigelnecroz7028]

Not just reverse flash but thanos too

[@GoldenProxyy]

Script writer here! This was a fantastic video Velvet you really captured the character as I had them in my head while writing! Great stuff thanks for doing it.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I am so happy to hear that! I love her. Thank you for writing this great script!

[@-Autocons9999]

It just reminded me of solid jj it was me Barry skit funny video good script though

[@GoldenProxyy]

@@-Autocons9999 Yes I really like that video too.

[@Toxic-bi3bd]

Possibility of a part 2?

[@GoldenProxyy]

@@Toxic-bi3bd I’ve not written one yet but I might do in the future. I really like how it turned out.

[@TheRealShatterGlass]

From that day on, the Civilian left little notes for Anti-Rush, hoping to be able to chat with her. Before long, the notes escalated from "I'm sorry I spilled coffee on you. How can I make it up to you?" to "Hello! How was your day?" and even "There's a grilled cheese sandwich in the fridge for you! Hope you have an awesome day!".

[@calvine295]

That's exactly what I would probably do.

[@jdoe4040]

I think the way to counter her would be to suddenly look at her strangely, then smile slowly, and say, “I think I love you.” After she stopped spluttering and saying that’s impossible, I would calmly and lovingly tell her no one has ever cared for me, and so much effort over such a long time shows she actually cares. ❤

[@supermegagalaxyfloof924]

I love this! It’s exactly like that comic about Thanos ruining a guys life since he was a baby by doing petty things that escalate as he grows older and it’s absolutely funny as heck.

[@knockout8607]

So she spent 1,532 days obsessively using super speed to perform petty acts ranging from mild inconvenience to relationship sabotage because a well-intentioned individual with poor spatial awareness bumped into her, spilling her coffee and burning her, then tried to help? She's quite literally wasting potential in turbo mode.

[@tomisabum]

SHE SAID THE THING. Got me bad when you dropped the 'IT WAS ME' line. The Invincible line wasn't badly placed either. As fun as this is, it'd be funny-cute to see how this pans out after awhile.

[@ramiking745]

Wow, talk about being petty 😂. I would honestly be amused by how far she went to sabotage my routine all for a drop of coffee.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Imagine what she does to somebody who accidentally steps on her foot!

[@ramiking745]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Oh my goodness. I don't even want to think what will happen to the poor chap that steps on her 🙀

[@citizen_2402]

I was trying to sleep and turned on this video, turns out it's hard to sleep when your blood is boiling.

[@ZayZenBlaze]

I mean….so long as she’s not going too far maybe we can use this as an opportunity to get to know her better? I’m digging the outfit too :)

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

YOUR WILY FLIRTATION GAMBIT WILL NEVER WORK ON THE ANTI-RUSH - her, probably, while fighting down a blush

[@edmundolastra3279]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudiogawd now I want a part two with exactly this happening at some point 😂

[@guardsmanhansvonkrieg4862]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Anti-Rush? More like Easy-To-Blush

[@puppetfan4634]

Anti-Rush : I will definitely ruined they're life Me : 🥲 I finally found a friend

[@tonyduong7711]

There’s not much that can be done to stop her, so the best one could do is deny her the pleasure. Maybe waste away not bothering to do anything at all, make her feel sorry (however unlikely that would be). Faking an untimely demise also comes to mind

[@Leetheblackvoid99]

If she goes too far, we should call Butcher and the boys to take care of it. 😅 But since she is so adorable, i just cant.

[@ukley___]

Nah just get soldier boy to erase her power

[@IdkIdk-vm4dm]

Nah, The Deep is enough, he's too Peak!

[@archermon373]

I know the sound at the end was the plates breaking, but i cant stop seeing it as her jumping out headfirst through a window completely stiff

[@lorddrixus3575]

It was me vanilla velvet I'm the one who overwritten your script to spread the tale of my pettiness

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I should have known! Curse you!

[@lorddrixus3575]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudioand that's not all do you recall that favorite indoor sweater you love to wear during winter to keep you warm it was me vanilla velvet I'm the one that gave it to the neighbors dog so they could tear it apart

[@yuhansun2008]

Holy sh this girl has range. Been checking the whole channel for the last couple hours. Here b4 this girl blows up

[@Your-local-skinwalker]

Part two? But the listener becomes a sadistic god like entity basically like a reverse horror asmr

[@edmundolastra3279]

I love that this is basically just an extrapolation of the "it was me barry" meme. Thanks vel❤ Listener waking up: gosh, feel so sore... and still super tired... why- Antirush: It was me! I'm the reason you are so tired! Listener: wha- Antitush: while you were asleep I it was always me! Listener starts turning into a tomato 🫣

[@sifisojele4773]

I hate this. Which means you've performed this script brilliantly. I'm gonna shower so I can wash this icky feeling off.

[@samwise134]

So after I bumped into you at a cafe and make you accidentally spill coffee, which I helped clean, you went out of your way to get super powers, find where I live, work, and schedule my daily habits all so you can annoy me? You must have the most on the surface rage bubble or the worlds biggest ego. Btw great work as always Velvet

[@finnishthefinnish415]

Fair enough, she won't be laughing when I install all the wacky wily coyote gadgets to my home though

[@lordgameboy1303]

“It was me reader! I jer- Wait no….thats not right😮”

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

💀

[@notknightbean]

A very convoluted way to get a date honestly.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I mean, she's a supervillain. This encounter doesn't even include a death trap, vat or acid or casual rope bondage. If anything, this is one of the more chill ways to get Listener's attention.

[@notknightbean]

Honestly, with the way my life has been going, I have to agree.

[@bromega2477]

She kind of looks like if Sailor Moon and a Power Ranger had a baby.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Ah! You're right! Cannot unsee.

[@wheatbread4465]

It would be so funny if there was a sequel based on the Tomska skit with the time wizard and the tiny needles. Like, out of pure spite, we fill an entire room with very thin razor sharp needles as a trap for her.

[@bulldowozer5858]

Nah, we need to paint a tunnel on a solid wall!

[@ianyoder2537]

This is like a more wholesome version of the Reverse flash and that one Thanos comic. You know the one, the one where the writer clearly hated someone named David.

[@smilegirl6429]

I've only just recently discovered your channel and you're a fantastic voice actor, very good at playing these characters. This one in particular was delightfully evil. As a theatre actor myself, I wish i could be that good at putting my characters into my voice.

[@anomanderrake654]

Well the reverse flash is flash's obsessed evil fan so I should be doing the life ruining here. If you need me I'll be setting your alarms to wake you up early when you have a day off. Also I ate the last slice of cake, all the last slices since you were born.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

D: YOU FIEND, NOT THE CAKE

[@orangexlightning]

This "super villain" is the embodiment of "get a life" XD

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

She should probably look into another hobby. Even a dedicated troll cannot subsist on lulz alone!

[@nibblesnarfer]

This feels like that Thanos comic that decided to screw one guy's life. He was also a civilian lol.

[@trla6505]

I was thinking the same, and he has done this TWICE

[@mobthewolf7645]

Its an outta this world idea but i can only imagine if she does it enough. the listener just has enough and does the unthinkable.

[@MidnightSmoke]

so little oh me, a no body, has the attention of a world class super villain. So either I am so much more important than I think I am or she isn't as important as she thinks she is. I wonder which it is. I think she fallen in love with me. And of course, here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@stuntranger74]

Uber crazy, thy name is anti rush! Way to go velvet! ❤️

[@M0DIDDLY]

"Nothing comes to mind?" Must be awful to hold that big of a grudge, and the other person don't even remember. also, if she's so fast, why not just... move out of the way of the coffee 0_0

[@joaopedroulmidesouza14]

"i have no enemies" (Ladyfingers starts playing on the background)

[@Gerod253]

“I’ll be there for the rest of your life!” “…. Amazing. And I didn’t realize we were married.” The protagonist, probably. 😉

[@RoyalKnightCurly]

I'm somehow a good-for-nothing, puny civilian, and by some miracle, I've got you obsessed with me? That's a win in my book😏😏

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

...damn, roasted. You saw right through her!

[@RoyalKnightCurly]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Damn right I did!

[@VoiceofJuany]

I would irritate the villain who’s superpower is to hold a grudge lol great audio VV 😊

[@glueconsumer9317]

Just setting tripwires everywhere

[@judie6727]

Honestly, I'd probably just annoy her by just ignoring the inconveniences, cause if that's it then it ain't really a problem.

[@EmperorTrifonenko]

never thought that this villain wanted to avenge her burns from coffee

[@SeiyaTempest]

"It was me, Barry!" Seriously though, I enjoyed the Eobard Thawne vibes of this script.

[@MrPGC137]

Oooooooo, I can't wait to listen to this one! Sounds fascinating!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I hope you enjoy it!

[@hot_soup4319]

Reminds me of that one comic where Thanos shows up every year on a guy's birthday just to make his life miserable. A main point of that comic though is that the guy kinda stops caring and just becomes used to all the nonsense.

[@D3NS3TSU]

Vel, my freaking shoelaces! What did I do to you!? Nice audio tho!

[@Xenolord]

This is like... Thanos ruining a random guy's birthday every year for his whole life levels of petty. And I am HERE for it!

[@bedsidekhair3667]

I won’t be surprised if all of her actions will go so far to the point where the listener wishes to unalive themselves

[@bedsidekhair3667]

@WeySovietico6942 oh yeah, I saw that once too. It was dark asf

[@bedsidekhair3667]

@WeySovietico6942 eh. I won’t be surprised if the writer chooses to be really sadistic and gives this character that ability if they were to do another part to this

[@trla6505]

the art is amazing so fun to look

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm glad you like it!

[@ethanthompson7741]

This gives me 'Thanos bullying David on his birthday every year' vibes

[@EmperorTrifonenko]

DC inspired script?,vel,you've done this nice,im thanking you for new script for us

[@ericgarcia3802]

I know what needs to be done. One needs to stock up on her favorite snacks, start watching her favorite shows and movies, go to her favorite stores and restaurants. I'll use psychology to get her.

[@anomanderrake654]

Way ahead of you, don't even bother. I took care of that years ago.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

But just think, all that time you could have ALSO had your shoelaces tied together!

[@Jinto021]

Truly unhinged and evil. If there is ever a part 2, I hope it’s just as petty as this one. Congratulations on another audio that made me laugh.

[@ProblematicHuman]

Well she can hold a grudge. Wonderful audio

[@maxwellavery3548]

I'm too petty. I'd literally rather die than let her have fun messing with me

[@TheCobraKing209]

“I feel that ‘Supervillain’ may be a bit of a stretch given how you have really only committed vandalism and petty crimes, and you base all this on an accident? Man for a supervillain you sure are petty”

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I believe, in the ancient parlance, she'd be considered less a supervillain and more a Mort of the Month.

[@willwilliamson4224]

"All of the butter in the croissants has already neutralized the poison!...Okay that might not be as good for my health as I wanted it to be, but I am not going to stop either"

[@Scream_Lord]

I can think of 2 ways to ruin the fun for her. 1: Call her out for being obsessed and laugh at her. Cuz really this amount of pettiness is just pathetic for a when you think about it. 2: Play into it and overly dramatically curse her for every small inconvenience you encounter from now on. Make a joke out of it.

[@maritofuentes4690]

Curse her for every inconvenience that is not her fault, the weather is a little to humid today? "DAMN YOU ANTI RUSH"

[@armorbearer9702]

The jokes on you Anti- Rush! When you tripped me, you saved me from getting hit by a runaway baby stroller. After you splashed all that puddle water one me, I was able to save my boss' beautiful daughter. Oh and the woman that you sent all those horrific texts to was a total gold digger. She would not leave me alone until you sent those texts. Finally, these gaudy plates were a gift from my mother. Bless that woman's heart but these pieces of porcelain are not my style! I finally have an excuse to buy the plates I like. So go ahead and follow me around! I was a bit lonely anyway!!

[@TheYounglingSlayer]

I'm sorry I spilled your coffee. Could you please stop trying to trip me? You might be fast, but precognition is faster!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Oh, crap. Yeah, I don't think she's faster than the speed of thought. Well played!

[@Dmessengah]

If i was in this situation i would have 3 thoughts. A. I should probably sign up for Super villian insurance. B. Im getting hidden cameras so my friends can see this because this is hilarious. And finally, C. Could i start a prank war by overpolishing the floors to make them extra slippery.

[@Randoman]

I imagine supervillain insurance would be an actual thing in worlds where it's common

[@Dmessengah]

@Randoman I can hear it now a voice like Skeletor saying. "Has your home been destroyed by a megalomaniac, or your car been hit by a disintegration ray? Then call us at bad guy insurance, where our only crime is getting away with low prices. (Cue Skeletor laugh)

[@Ravenforce3]

And make sure you get the high speed cameras to catch her gloating.

[@RosencrantzxGuildenstern]

"I did't need help... I never need help!" "Oh, you need help alright..."

[@Echo2-2]

Excellent work!

[@power-mushat5043]

Reverse flash: IT WAS ME BARRY!!

[@phazonacide]

I feel like this needs a part 2, perhaps something to help heal the speaker's trauma-obsession-fixation. Given that it seems to have started from a hot coffee burn and scarring, perhaps some body positivity and acceptance or the like? Also, while super speed does allow one to get up to incredible amounts of mischief, surely it must get a bit...tiring doing the same thing for the hundredth time in a day?

[@Sillystickiced]

I didn’t know someone made a supervillian out of someone's ex girlfriend

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Every ex is a petty supervillain to someone, probably.

[@Seagull512]

That's it, I'm starting a conspiracy radio talkshow with other people that get tormented by super villains.

[@withertempestprime8718]

Some how, some way. Im going to get powers, and get vengeance

[@gabopr1365]

She maybe fast, but can she dodge a flame thrower?

[@sammcfarlane2494]

Please let this be series where Anti-Rush turns good and then becomes a superhero.

[@IdkIdk-vm4dm]

While this would be fun to imagine the listener being super wptty to her as well (pretending they dint remember her or pretending they think it's a dream) I can't help but wonder how this character would react if it really started to negatively impact the listener's mental health

[@ZenGaijin]

She looks so cheery, I think she would bored harassing me tho...unless I get powers she's gonna run outta ways to torment me.

[@RiderCruise]

"It was me Y/N, I used the speed force to removed all the toppings from pizza just before it was delivered."

[@theawesome5871]

I just randomly thought of a weird way to do a part 2. She's up to her usual mischief again but this time when she tries to run off, we grab her by the wrist and stop her from getting away, and after all the hell she put us through, we finally get our revenge and deliver the smackdown on her and get her arrested, as she then uses her one phone call to tell her about how pissed she is that she, the greatest super villain, was bested by a random civilian. All this time she's been playing with fire, and it was only a matter of time till she got burned.

[@ukley___]

If thats the case. I wouldn't mind taking compound v and giving her a taste of her own medicine

[@aldente3868]

How did you make someone so petty somehow so... _endearing_ ? 😳 Dare I say _cute_? 👀 Four years? She's been in our life for four years straight?!? Is she the Anti-Rush or the Anti-Girlfriend?!? With our luck our Office Crush is probably the Rush herself?🤣

[@magistersolis.3750]

Yandere supervillian: It was me BARRY! I GOT YOUR MOM PREGANANT! Listener: WTF?!

[@Jarack25]

I had to ask myself if "It was me" was a joke for the description or not. I'm glad it wasn't.

[@glueconsumer9317]

HOME INTRUDER SPOTTED 9x19 PARABELLUM GO

[@CdrChaos]

Plot twist for the sequel; the listener nearly dies in an accident unrelated to the supervillain’s plans, forcing her to rescue him or lose the target of her obsession.

[@nerdwithfaith5230]

Honestly it's the most impressive brag that the world's greatest and might I say cutest supervillain is taking time from her busy schedule to make my life a nightmare😉

[@redxguerrero4708]

Plot twist were a retired speedster and we knew all along we’re just really good at playing dumb

[@heals1021]

“It was me Barry”

[@wocathoden]

*Years pass* ... *My Viltrimite power activates* ... *Stops you being petty to me with one hand* "Enough. Forgive me, and I'll forgive you. And if I were you I would stop trying to punch me with super speed... You're going to" *blood gushes out of your hands* "Yeah... You'll do that." *You see where this is going as you look up into my stone cold blackened eyes*

[@GregPrice-ep2dk]

If she's the bane of all speedsters, is she her own bane as well?

[@Im-Cyber]

Darn you mildly infuriating Anti-rush!!! I hope she steps on a LEGO or something... Or has undercooked pasta!

[@philipjamora2345]

fuck this story is making me remember about a wattpad story where the reader is a civilain and his ex friend is a superhero I deadass forgot about the title

[@cptrandom3768]

On place of hero i'll be left with only phrase "Oh well, that's pathetic" Instead of doing some real evil things she waisting time at some guy a-and he can blame all misfortune at rival... Still pretty shitty situation, but with opportunity to catch supervillain on mistake. Oh.

[@LitChainSaw]

Man, these supervillains are a super inconvenience.

[@OptimusPrime-1984]

I catched refferences to the reverse flash: Doing shenanigans at superspeed to botter us; and Omniman: "Think, idiot, THINK!" I wonder how many I missed, knowing Velvet, an awfull lot

[@ya_fan]

I don't know if it's the most weirdest (love) confession of the cutest one. I guess we will find out when she shows up again, 'cause if she's in love like I think she is, she will.

[@psionicsknight6651]

Plot Twist: Anti-Rush isn’t a Light Yandere. Instead, she’s an out-and-out yandere who not only thought the Listener spilled coffee on her on purpose, but was so impressed she fell for them immediately. However, she’s insecure about being a yandere since she knows about how many of them are portrayed as irredeemable monsters who never get their loved ones-and she watched Audition once, which… the less said about that, the better-that she’s trying to act like a sadodere/tsundere hybrid in an effort to get the Listener to like her. Also, the person the Listener went on a date with was actually a serial killer who finds their victims via dating apps, so much like the Entraptess, she basically did a heroic thing while trying to do something villainous!

[@Kramers79]

Actually the question I got is: "If you have ungodly super speed, how did I bump into you at the coffee shop?"

[@TwisterWinds]

just fall to your knees and ask her what she wants, everyone has a price, subscribe to her patron to find out more XD

[@mrmichael863]

Something that doesnt want to get into my head... If she is so fast... why didn't she dodge me and save herself and the coffee...

[@ASMR-sq4bp]

Finally! Someone to blame my minor inconveniences on.

[@Antonio-is2cn]

You can't hurt/ruin me.....

[@sprinklespicecookie4264]

5 years later hey your petty fast but I think might faster and names flash

[@Xifihas]

Well, I guess I've just got to end myself, ruin your fun.

[@alexconn7473]

I'll just get Ice powers and make it so she'll just continue to slip on the ice and I continuously get a good laugh out of it if she thinks she's petty just wait til she gets a load of me