Octodad but I should never have had kids

Octodad, I am a better octopus than a dad
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[@blaze41]

"I'll leave my kid with that strange man in the dark, perfect" *in the distance* "WHAT IS THAT THING!? HELP!" Kevin would make a great father one day.

[@zidanhassan527]

Wonder what that thing that the strange man was showing the kid in the darkness...must have been pretty horrifying

[@mypenisisincrediblysmallbu4479]

Oh my god I didn’t realize HAHAH

[@arkhamshade2198]

To bad Kevin said right after it's just me stop

[@hugoc.m.7727]

@@zidanhassan527 and that's why kids, you shouldn't talk to strangers

[@codyrex0707]

*Leaves small daughter with strange man* Daughter: AHHH, WHAT IS THAT THING *Doesn't even look back* Dad of the year

[@codyrex0707]

@Aurora McNamara Yo I don't even remember this comment nor this video

[@birb6095]

Wow I love the new episode of the *walking dad*

[@LulitaInPita]

😂

[@arkhamshade2198]

But I don't think he can walk though so it's more like flopping all over the place Dad

[@russiagear9212]

😂Hahah😂

[@marieonmars]

@@arkhamshade2198 the flopping dad

[@jimpickens4983]

*kevin wants your location*

[@temedy4939]

"Getting all slimy for the kids" - Kevin 2018

[@sphiephillips]

"Getting all slimy for the kids, so they can get stuck in there" - Kevin 2018

[@jimpickens4983]

read it while hearing the sentence? yes. nice.

[@lydialondis]

are we just going to ignore how on point that singing was at 8:40 ??

[@DubStarProductions]

Thank you!

[@wisaworks]

ikrR. HE SINGS SO WELL

[@sladechan368]

he's got talent. sadly he is wasting it.

[@wisaworks]

Slade chan hes got so much god given talent and it needs to be shared with the world

[@Lucas-dx4hz]

I wish he kept going

[@Gay_Jesus]

5:10Kevin:am I just getting really good or what Game captions:what I think the games trying tell him something

[@Gay_Jesus]

@@robertwatts7894 you're not that smart then are you

[@SapphiyY]

Robery Watts or you just cant take a joke.

[@robertwatts7894]

@@SapphiyY no it was a really bad joke.

[@siyotsistu]

I feel like I missed out on something... Good joke man!

[@Gay_Jesus]

@@siyotsistu oh wow i completely forgot about this and tbh its not that good of a joke

[@aidankane914]

What goes through a person's head when they make a game about an octopus with human kids?

[@jacksonjones6587]

they must have had a ton of meth

[@j.m.exline633]

Ever seen tentacle porn?

[@flawless1637]

What Goes to a persons head when they make a Game about human Kids with an octopus dad😂

[@ethankepple3672]

derp - y the original game was a lot stranger and the ending was strangely cryptic

[@Josh-ez3mb]

The innocence is telling.

[@banditbeth7687]

“The captain seems more competent than usual” *Yeets himself off the boat*

[@jimpickens4983]

i had to google the word to laugh 😂🤣

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

*Jim Pickens will remember that*

[@Fertile_Program]

The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens heh heh heh your a funny lord and saviour

[@LUKA_LYNX]

The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens is this a mirror

[@thegamingbayskeletor1637]

i subbed

[@nat-kp4zb]

Dear leader forgive me

[@homedeath4583]

Sniff me Pickens

[@docdiggy6455]

When I sleep tonight... As soon as I turn off the lights... I... I’ll hear this... *No Child, Only Daddy*

[@arkhamshade2198]

Will you see that face cause I do

[@frogboffin]

Hey there kevin, hows it going, my name is friends.

[@antonioguerrerolopez591]

Wow

[@JusticeforLiberty]

Hi friends!! My name is Joe , Joe Mama. Perhaps you know my partner Angie, Angie daddy.

[@dzla426]

you nicked my comment lol

[@dr.elijah7742]

Ummmmm is that a epic Nate reference

[@jowanmay6358]

@@dzla426 U GOT ReCKeD EPIC sTylE

[@iliveameme4930]

*whispers quietly* is anyone gonna tell him the kids aren't uhm.....tenticular?

[@rafaelalodio5116]

And the most important question, how did that woman banged with and octopus and didn't realized it?

[@marijuanaknowsomething6743]

@@rafaelalodio5116 that's easy. He's an excellent womanizer!

[@acat4215]

I'm sure the kids are not even his

[@jackbudi]

Lol

[@spicybeantofu]

@@rafaelalodio5116 pick an extra leg and do it in the dark?

[@TheIrishDino]

Bless the missus who goes out with Kevin

[@lizismis]

Dino The TRex no kevin is a monk to our dear leaders words

[@Alstroemeria74]

Right?

[@coocooforkittycats4322]

You mean lucky

[@SuperiorArachnid]

Or misterus

[@KayleeQuake]

Oh boy i wish it were me

[@user-py2er5ou9p]

9:45 The way he majestically swooshes across the screen really got to me XD

[@maddydaddie1524]

"Now I can do what I've always wanted to do. Not have kids." I swear me and Kevin are soulmates.

[@shustkidding]

I'll never get over when he sings "hello my baby hello my honey" that shit cracks me up 😭😂😂

[@obamanewsnetwork914]

I would trust Kevin as my father

[@hobbitpeddler4267]

More so than my actual father. Kevin should be my father. We're the same age, but he should be my father.

[@arkhamshade2198]

Who wouldn't trust Kevin as their father

[@1umbreon4life]

Is that why so many people call him Daddy Kev?

[@retrox2776]

An octopus can spend a max of 1 hour out of water.... Is this the power of PICKENS

[@OnTrackSteve]

Are you really going to tell me you don't already have a group of children doing your editing for you?

[@redmenace5536]

No thats only this japanese guy who lives in his attic and is gud at editing

[@LulitaInPita]

Nope. Apparently he's just a super fast master editor...

[@sodo_mizer]

I cant see! Are there any more lights around here? *N O O N L Y D A D D Y*

[@ShaimingLong]

I keep coming back to this purely for that one line

[@Centristlol]

Stacy:DAD!!! are there any more lights around??? Kevin:NO, ONLY DADDY!!!

[@carolinedu4013]

"The rest of you will all die, but not before looking at my crotch apparently!" Thank you for that.

[@danielsommerfeld9240]

The fact this has only been up for 4 minutes and it already has a couple thousands views shows how good his content is

[@lavenbug]

@Cole Brooks I agree, Kevin makes great content imo, but views shouldn't factor in.

[@cheedlol6470]

or how eager his fans are

[@brunoslybruno]

@@lavenbug i agree with the two guys that answered this views dont matter about the content,many channels do bad content but get MANY views really quickly (way more then this) and some small channels did wonderful things but barely had any tho i agree kevin's content is great!

[@emb8144]

"yep, i will do that just now" *lights a bomb* *is wrong side of wheel* *shuts himself in door* "ah, england!"

[@cptjackpl8690]

*"But I should never had kids"* And that Lenny squid thumbnail.

[@jestphoenix]

*octopus

[@aspen1713]

When he assumed the role of the captain I thought there was going to be some Principal Skinner-esque plot twist where he assumed the captains life, with his wife pretending to not realize the difference...

[@Loco23444]

I love these videos, you always make me laugh. Next time you play red dead redemption can you make Arthur fat? If you make him eat lots of food he will gain weight.

[@commentcop5490]

Came in like a wrecking ball

[@missingu3078]

*what if kevin actually is a dad*

[@lexsunsh1ne]

i imagine his child would be like his very own slave

[@missingu3078]

@@lexsunsh1ne SJHFJSJFSJFSK ohmygod

[@LulitaInPita]

He would have the d(e)adliest of jokes! 😂

[@ashtonmoore1506]

Kevin is my daddy

[@SCK143.]

Stacy: agh i cant see are there any lights around here Kevin: NO ONLY DADDY

[@yolkeggs]

4:38 he literally just pointed to the ocean like “No, bad octopus. Back to the ocean”

[@TheLuci915]

Call Me Kevin but he's actually making children scared now

[@comradecameron3726]

Kevin if there’s one thing you should know it’s that octopi have their reproductive organs in one of their tentacles.

[@luckyhead19]

# 4:53

[@alexanderevans824]

octopuses

[@comradecameron3726]

Errol Evans we are both right.

[@alexanderevans824]

according to the way the English language is set up you were right in the past I am right now

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

🤔😳😅

[@Lucas61616]

So guys we did it, we reached, a quarter of 8 children.

[@storiesofsarahtonin]

That Wrecking Ball clip is one of the best things I've ever seen 😂

[@tommyrobbo1499]

0:30 "AAAH are there any light here?" Octodad responds "no there are no lights only daddy"

[@pimppeter5742]

Thank you Kevin, very cool

[@askmaster7190]

How do you make an octopus laugh? You give it ten-tickles

[@PerkaholicFB]

Boys will be boys we just can’t kelp it

[@ralfinducil8088]

We need a full version of wrecking ball with Kevin in the damn background dancing Feck why stop at that have Kevin sing the wrecking ball song himself as he dances as an octopus

[@ambiguousforest5670]

“I was a young boy once” whEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

What?

[@siyotsistu]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 dont worry about it.. trust me you will carry on.

[@Lizardlord0]

I think any kid would should feel honored to have a dad with such raw talent

[@MrFirefox]

Octodad is like a tentacle Jim Pickens

[@Blutteufel]

Octopuses don't have tentacles, you idiot.

[@jimpickens4983]

yes

[@pleaseenteraname6590]

Octodad’s vacation summary: hopped on a ship, got stoned, beat someone to death, stole someone’s coffee, throw one (1) fish over board, did some above circus level balance, destroyed the staff room, became the captain, throw some priceless art over board, throw an active flair into the wall of a crowed room, tried to crash the ship in to Ireland, genocided multiple crates of puppies, scared the hell out of a woman, slippery-slippery slip around the chef, did a jig, drowned and probably water boarded an innocent chef, danced with his future wife...rating: 11/10 vacation

[@KaraIsabella]

9:44 I SNORTED

[@WhatsMyFandom]

2:16 These hips don't slide! "I'm new, just getting my sea legs." *Throws self into the ocean.* NAILED IT!

[@marcusgracey945]

Kevin, I think you should play Stellaris. It is a space empire game, and you have the option to eat other species. There is a whole Authoritarian/Egalitarian Xenophobia/Xenophile thing. You can also make a Cult empire with your leader worshiped as a god. For example: Fanatic Xenophobe with Spiritualist let’s you get Fanatic Purifier and wipe out all other races to “purify” the galaxy (preferably by eating them). Also you can be a hive mind devouring swarm which eats everything.

[@Ruhelin]

8:38 Kevin is really hitting those notes. Kevin is an angel sent to us from heaven

[@lucius187]

I think....I think I love you...

[@neobro234]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[@lucius187]

No homo tho

[@lucius187]

Nooo

[@Slaint]

No F*cking homosexual

[@catmerchant8699]

😶👉🏻👈🏻

[@mettatonex7221]

"At least somebody appreciates my child abuse." I don't want to be that guy that just leaves a quote without attaching a joke, but I legitimately don't know what to add to this.

[@mishellfish21]

Dad skills: Dad out of Dad!

[@valiantzildjian1021]

I love the wrecking ball part. I almost died when Octodad missed the wrecking ball

[@chocolatemilk2344]

Who else comes down to the the comments waiting to look at a beautiful comment by the great dear leader Jim Pickens

[@jimpickens4983]

your welcome chocolate milk

[@evanbrahan3797]

Please keep the Octodad up, Kevin. Takes me back to the old Octodad series, great nostalgia.

[@Lee-qx1lg]

Octodad? *more like bore ragnarok*

[@lacijuhos7613]

*dad ragnarok

[@Jjdhjsjshshs]

*kill me ragnarok

[@kookiemonster9709]

5:11 Kevin: Am i getting rlly good or what?? Subtitles: what

[@markledford7188]

Kevin playing octodad, more like Bore:Ragnarok

[@wurmturm]

You copied this too .

[@TheHutchy01]

I'm pretty sure if a boat piloted by an octopus hit the coast of Kerry, no-one would bat an eyelid.

[@oof8279]

"Hey where'd my coffee go?" *i don't know but don't turn around and look for it*

[@CoushattaL]

I am having a hard time finding reasons to not just give up. My anxiety and depression have gotten so much worse in last few months due to not knowing how to fucking save myself and life from this bs I am in. But your videos give me a light in this dark shit. Thanks for the fun content! It really brightens my day.

[@jgarcia2273]

Octodad, but the children are not mine.

[@maseonthecas]

I see Kevin going out on a date like this , slapping multiple individuals he's never met ruining great moments and not once getting beaten up because they just feel sorry for him

[@_MaCS]

I can’t think of a witty joke fast enough D:

[@AAArnold]

Relatable

[@cheesyblox3586]

#Relatable xd.

[@lexsunsh1ne]

witty joke more like bore ragnarok

[@DACopperhead2]

"The Rest of you will die, but not before looking at my crotch" Little known fact, that was one of the most powerful Medieval Torture techniques ever developed.

[@taradoherty9085]

Omg yes I’ve been waiting for my favorite dad to come back!!

[@darkshines800]

100% Octopus, 100% dad, 0% do I ever want this to stop. MORE PLEASE KEVIN! :)

[@tehgamist7139]

This game really should be completely terrible ... but somehow, I 'fekin' love it.

[@batman_outoftown]

Kevin's skills in parenting - 11/10. Can't imagine a better dad

[@ethanlivemere1162]

Adopt a bunch of kids and make them edit for you? Someone call the army, Kevin and Jim Pickens have finally become one

[@davidbrennan32]

"That was very convincing until it wasn't" ~ Kevin 2018

[@YakovB09]

Who else thinks Kevin should play Dark Souls?

[@majagirlpower2561]

Yesss 👏👏👏👏

[@Haliceph]

8:00 That complete 180 is so funny omg. Also 10/10 perfect Octodad!

[@geki5345]

Kevin should play the old star wars games like Kotor

[@thenightmare2495]

or episode 1 on ps1

[@IamaPERSON]

I agree, he needs to *do it.*

[@FairlyWicked]

Please finish this! Also you're dad skills are 12/10!!

[@lighrtshro8706]

Dad Skills: 0 - 1000 just being honest, Blurbing skills 1000 - 1

[@coolajxl2657]

I imagine someone asks Kevin to babysit their child but they are a little skeptical about his abilities to care for a child, and Kevin is like "I am great with children, have you seen my octodad and mother simulator videos"

[@bethanyoneal5789]

There should be an Octomom

[@adminaccess9586]

This game tugs at my heartstrings more than I thought I would. I gotta buy it now

[@Arcent0]

Anyone else remember him playing this on his old channel? The memories

[@katiemate3762]

1:37 stacey: A princess can do anything if he or she wants to! Me: A princess is a royal girl...

[@callmecloudy6225]

I clicked on this video right away and still I’m like 300 likes away!

[@kindiz]

I will never get tired of watching Kevin play octodad

[@jzph]

Our dear leader is the only light here, kid

[@SirButton-]

10:48-10:52 is just all of kevin in a nutshell and I love it

[@tessa8274]

You have to do another video now, I have to know how the story ends.. also, your dad skills get a 8/10 on yelp, not enough dad jokes

[@DorthLous]

Octopus skill + dad skill = 7/10. Octopus skills = 11/10. Solve for dad skills.

[@severium8057]

My favourite feck

[@Aot]

This one conjunction... *But* holds great value in a shift of perspective. Good work. KEVIN!

[@khalilb9864]

Octodad More like Bore Ragnarock

[@wurmturm]

You copied this

[@trueloverhn]

10:48 *dances cutely in pipe* "hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal"

[@adamoreilly3907]

Yay comunisum

[@Maebytheway]

KEVIN! You're almost at 1.5 million subscribers!!!! All your work has paid off a little bit!!!

[@dazzle9712]

YES YES YES THIS GAME NEEDS MORE RECOGNITION YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[@frogsreprettycool2146]

Sailors: look the captains back! Kevin: throws a flash bang Sailors: yup standard procedure

[@movingparts6270]

It is *octopuses!* The "us" to "i" for plural is for words with Latin origin. "Octopus" comes from Greek.

[@rayenveerman2276]

Your dad skills are like a solid bore ragnarok out of grognag

[@AdelardRen]

That octopus only has six legs...

[@robertwhiteii3208]

And?

[@lavenbug]

Imposter

[@pineapplehead6656]

Moustache

[@sleepyote]

HE'S AN AMPUTEE HAVE SOME RESPECT

[@bananaisgood3743]

Adopting a few kids and making them edit for you is genius.

[@clerker]

*Dad* *skills* *-6/10*

[@arkhamshade2198]

That is so low it's good

[@aidenallendunlap700]

this channel is just a dude with a good sense of humor and music