Mortal Kombat 1 Custom AI Intros Valentine's Day Special

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Song Playlist:
Pound the Alarm - Nicki Minaj
Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO
Blow - Kesha

[@Certified_no-skill]

"spread your legs, sareena" ~ Bi-han during the Christmas special

[@HydreigonJ89]

Bi-Han: I DO NOT RECALL SAYING THAT!

[@anthonymartinez4661]

@@HydreigonJ89 That one guy who recorded that moment: Plays that moment on the tv

[@MightyTrex]

Let's not forget that Bi han admitted that he loves Sareena

[@jessicacarranza4010]

My favorite part 😂🤣💀

[@RoninZeroReaper]

I’m surprised He didn’t use that for this video.

[@kasgarlmahmut4213]

"That's not very skibidi of you Sonya" 💀

[@davidbernal6881]

This one made me laugh. 😂

[@cheapnessness5481]

I cringed and laughed so hard at that lol

[@johnnypham6095]

i dunno if i should cringe or laugh at it. it was so unexpected coming from shang tsung 😅

[@ibrahim24685]

What's a skibidi?

[@justincummings5022]

​@@ibrahim24685I'm not explaining that. You don't want to know.

[@michaelfinklea9295]

Kenshi: "Liu Kang puked all over your royal sofa" Sindel:...... *SCREECHES IN MUDEROUS INTENT*

[@WhitePhoenixMusic]

at least it was not johnny's fault

[@dratsuperior4586]

she's definitely not hosting anymore parties after that lol

[@WolfTrooperRex]

Geras: That’s it… I’m going home

[@Exozealots]

Sindel: Where is he?! I'm kicking that godly arse! Lui Kang: *In his head.* "Shit... I'm gonna die to Sindel and she's not evil. Why it wasn't a bucket near by?! Why I vomited on 300,000,000 Mortal Kombat Coins Royal Sofa?!

[@WolfTrooperRex]

@@Exozealots Revenant LK (In LK's head): You're done for Old Era Raiden (in LK's head): I concur...

[@francorodriguez-vr8ri]

That scream at the end fucking killed me😂

[@DragoSonicMile]

Fatality! Sindel wins! Flawless victory!

[@zeussoulhd2169]

I was expecting a fatality on Kenshi to be honest XD

[@phantomonthespectrum3588]

Nah that was better than a fatality.😂😂😂😂😂

[@killercroc99]

That sounded like the Charlotte Pickles scream

[@killercroc99]

That sounded like the Charlotte Pickles scream

[@sithspartan6248]

Hearing “That’s not very skibidi of you” from Shang Tsung was one hell of a mental flashbang

[@justincummings5022]

I want to destroy him even more now.

[@itsnicorobiigaming334]

"I TOLD YOU TO BURN THAT AFTER YOU READ IT!" aggressive but passionate romance

[@wickedfighter2822]

Being a Czech and understanding what Smoke(Tomas) is saying is absolutely hillarious and weirdly heartwarming. Never have I thought I'd hear a lick of czech language here, on a MK video of all things. A suprise for sure, but a welcomed one.

[@dominiqueloustau7252]

Please can you tell us what was he saying? I need to understand the joke

[@Filip-sw2xg]

swearing and NSFW@@dominiqueloustau7252

[@wickedfighter2822]

Very simply put? Lots of insults. Some parts are unhearable, or I can badly hear them. But here is a translation of what I can hear him say. When answering to Scorpion about going home: "I am not going anywhere you fucking shithead. Why don't you suck my dick while I'm fucking with it." When Striker is laughing: "Shut your mouth you retarded shithead, I'll let you know I fucked [something] in the ass. And it was an amazing feeling. I've never felt so good..." And then I can't really hear it. I would provide a better translation if I could, but I don't have the script. But yeah, there you go! :D

[@wickedfighter2822]

Basicly, he is insulting both Scorpion and Striker. I can hear most of it, but not all of it. It is a bit explicit. After Scorpion tells him to go home: "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking sh*thead. Why don't you suck my d*ck while I'm f*cking with it?" And responding to Striker laughing: "Shut your mouth you r*tarded shithead. I'll let you know I f*cked [someone or something, can't really hear it] in the ass! And it was an awesome feeling... I haven't felt so good..." and then I can't hear the rest. So, yeah. There you go. I would translate it all for you, but I don't have the script.

[@wickedfighter2822]

@@dominiqueloustau7252 Basicly, he is insulting both Scorpion and Striker. I can hear most of it, but not all of it. It is a bit explicit. After Scorpion tells him to go home: "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking sh*thead. Why don't you suck my d*ck while I'm f*cking with it?" And responding to Striker laughing: "Shut your mouth you r*tarded shithead. I'll let you know I f*cked [someone or something, can't really hear it] in the ass! And it was an awesome feeling... I haven't felt so good..." and then I can't hear the rest. So, yeah. There you go. I would translate it all for you, but I don't have the script.

[@corvokuro]

Tsundere Bi-Han is my favorite parts of these videos. And Tomas should get drunk more, his Czech rants are great. St. Patrick’s day party: everybody gets trashed on purpose… Geras is gonna be resetting the timeline a lot on that day

[@creeper4481]

Imagine British Liu Kang going up against *IRISH LIU KANG?!!*

[@DinosaurToothbrush_NinjaSauce]

@@creeper4481I’m late, but what about… *ITALIAN LIU KANG?!?*

[@trinity3631]

6:43 Bi-Han attacks Sareena! He really is a tsundere!

[@WolfTrooperRex]

I TOLD YOU TO BURN IT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!

[@gorkemylmaz5302]

I TOLD YOU TO BURN İT AFTER YOU READ İT!!!

[@Incognito...8905]

I TOLD YOU TO BURN IT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!

[@layladybug]

I TOLD YOU TO BURN THAT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!

[@kidquanmusic]

I TOLD YOU TO BURN THAT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!

[@noahblair3020]

Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter? Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline? *CLASH* Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet. Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder? Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days. Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!

[@natoriousthehopeful2786]

At this rate, the giant is going to have to dedicate a video just to your suggestions: a lot of them aren't bad either

[@noahblair3020]

@@natoriousthehopeful2786 Thank you!

[@alexfischer7876]

@@natoriousthehopeful2786 I've also cooked up a ton of suggestions previously. Some of them made it, but most didn't.

[@vasconcelos7356]

Jesus Christ bro you've got like dozens of these chill out a little. It's fun when it's like 5, but it gets annoying when I'm scrolling looking for comments and yours are all I see

[@oumassecondtalentistheulti2110]

I think I've seen this dialogue somewhere before

[@gamerglitchclutch]

Mad respect to Oddgiant for getting all these character skins

[@ChhaiTea]

They definitely grinded hard for the golden Tyrannical skins.

[@bluesnake1713]

Imagine the time it took for going through Invasions.

[@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677]

​@@bluesnake1713 Not too long honestly depending on how much time you've got.

[@JosephAguilar-ui5ep]

True

[@dravengarcia8658]

@@ChhaiTea how do you get those skins

[@eclipsethefox4397]

You know, Tacos and Ice Cream working together really isn't a bad idea, I remember a ice cream taco that was honestly amazing, had it at my high school graduation

[@K4RN4GE911]

Choco Tacos. Abso-goddamn-lutly delicious.

[@ninvdoonf8542]

@@K4RN4GE911A store I used to go to often no longer sold them and it made me sad

[@killercroc99]

I miss those.

[@ninvdoonf8542]

Me too.

[@omegaraver7399]

Ok hear me out! Tundra and Tacos Tostados Hanzo both decide to stay in this timeline, but every Kung Lao from the other timelines swarm into the oddverse with Tundra and Hanzo putting their rivalry aside and joining forces to confront the army of gluttonous Kung Lao

[@fatalwaffle1715]

Happy Valentines 💝 Day Everyone!

[@tristanmoorehead106]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

[@FrostXB]

I hate valentines but happy Valentine

[@JamesEdmondson-bt8fl]

Happy Valentine's Day you too 🎉 😊

[@SauceyCapalot]

Happy Valentine's Day to you too!

[@JamesEdmondson-bt8fl]

@@SauceyCapalot thank you 👍👍😃

[@user-nx5jy2zz1q]

Mortal Kombat cast trying not to kill each other during a holiday party challenge: *SUCCESSFUL!?*

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Day: 3. Reset back to 0?

[@Eric_Nomad_Hixtone]

I mean... They were *trying* to do that. They just didn't finish the job. Plus i bet Nolan ripped Johnny apart

[@RoyalGriffin.]

If it weren't for Peacemaker's brownies, it would've ended up like the Christmas party.

[@WatchKid12]

@@RoyalGriffin.No, that’s the Easter special.

[@RoyalGriffin.]

@@WatchKid12 oh fuck, mb.

[@noahblair3020]

Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!* Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage! *CLASH* Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke! Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking! Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them? Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*

[@dylansharp8471]

Chewing the gum?

[@noahblair3020]

@@dylansharp8471 Nicotine gum!

[@noahblair3020]

Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline? Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats! *CLASH* Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips! Havik: share them with me after this battle! Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM? Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.

[@snootya]

Dude you are flooding the comments for christs sake

[@Dowjy]

Stop commenting please I swear to god

[@noahblair3020]

@@Dowjy I’m sorry, I just have lots of intro ideas and oddgiant said I could place intro ideas in the comments! And instead of just placing them all together just to be drowned in future comments, I made them all separate so others can tell me what they like about them!

[@DavidAbdullerimov]

Stupid even

[@sir_will_iam]

​@@noahblair3020 Don't listen to them, your ideas are really funny.

[@GLynch_2011]

Ironically enough this is probably the most peaceful the odd giant timeline has ever been, but you can tell Everyone’s about to snap and the chaos will start again 😂😂

[@necroprwa666]

For anyone that's curious when smoke yelled in czech along with profanities he also said he screwed frost in the butt and that it felt amazing lol. (atleast i think he said frost but i could be wrong)

[@wm8395]

A real one for actually giving context, fr fr 🙏🙏

[@Vyke_Dragonspear]

Thank you!

[@nozunomi]

*I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, NOW HE'LL NEVER SHUT UP!*

[@noahblair3020]

Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~ Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken? *CLASH* Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem! Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT! Tanya: what is a harem? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.

[@courier6856]

I don’t care what anyone says but this is the best one

[@noahblair3020]

@@courier6856 Thanks!

[@generaltage4936]

How would Shujinko know that…?

[@starsceedmpt3155]

​@@courier6856 I agree with that XD

[@noahblair3020]

@@generaltage4936 … he’ll explain later~

[@rmlb_340_ph]

0:27 Ohh shit! HAHAHA 8:05 Somebody send Tomas home 🥹 9:35 Ohh no! shits about to go down HAHA

[@WolfTrooperRex]

Liu Kang: … … Geras: …don’t look at me Sindel- Sindel: Geras I know you can be a living punching bag. It’s Liu Kang I want to kick the shit out of…

[@dilandejesusgarcia4993]

the best moment is shujinko and cage (0:32), i laughed hard.🤣 He's right to always get mad at "I'll explain later" better to do it right away.

[@noahblair3020]

Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab? Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab! *CLASH* Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one- Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH! Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?* Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!

[@Firemaster27]

Bros gotta be The Thinker for him to comment THESE many suggestions 💀

[@noahblair3020]

@@Firemaster27 … I’ll take that as a compliment!

[@VuLinhAssassin]

Poor Sub-Zero for having to put up with Johny Cage's shenanigans

[@transformersguy2002]

It’s so funny hearing smoke yell in Czech

[@NoelJohnCarlo]

I AGREE! XD

[@pavelvalach5546]

It's more funny when you know, what he Saíd! XD

[@x-ScaryBerry-x]

@@pavelvalach5546Can we have a translation?

[@Hyperb2002]

@@pavelvalach5546 What did he say?

[@ittoimpact69]

@@pavelvalach5546can you translate?

[@BarsusDraco]

Quan Chi: "Did you know that its scientifically prove that men who pruchase Discord Nitro become irresistible to women?" Rain: "If that's true, then you need it more than I do" GOD-FUCKING-DAMN!

[@RoyalGriffin.]

What makes it even funnier that he doesn't even realize what Kurtis was on about, he was trying to be nice 😂

[@noahblair3020]

Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star! Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off! *CLASH* Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”? Reptile: I’ll explain later! Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there! Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!

[@ChhaiTea]

Happy Valentine's Day, MK AI community!

[@nathansaylors5839]

Funny how both the Halloween and Valentine's Day parties, which Johnny had a large part in making, went considerably very well while the Christmas Party, which Liu Kang and Geras tried to snuff Johnny out of, ended in disaster

[@RoyalGriffin.]

He knows how to party, but people keep assuming he's gonna screw things up, which I can understand considering how immature he is. But the poor dude wants to have fun. 😂

[@noahblair3020]

Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster! Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier… *CLASH* Sektor: a rather stark name for- Sub-Zero: silence, iron man! Tremor: can I get a name as well?! Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing…

[@glenmarkgregorio8167]

Tremor: Seriously, Nolan?!

[@TheSpitefulSword]

This is gold

[@noahblair3020]

@@TheSpitefulSword Thank you!

[@Zepheray]

Yes please!

[@user-tatixowatatianatatix]

6:34 - that's literally so sweet

[@noahblair3020]

Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart… Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line! *CLASH* Tremor: I think he’s serious- Omni-Man: shut it, tremor! Darrius: Havik?~ Havik: remember what I promised you… *Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man* Havik: merry Christmas…

[@generaltage4936]

You watch Death Battle? Cool.

[@noahblair3020]

@@generaltage4936 Yep!

[@K4RN4GE911]

The punchline with Tomas speaking Czech couldn't have hit any harder if it were delivered by Omni-Man, it was that good!

[@dominiqueloustau7252]

Can you translate what he was saying? Please😅 i need to understand the joke

[@K4RN4GE911]

@@dominiqueloustau7252 I haven't the faintest damn clue.

[@dominiqueloustau7252]

@@K4RN4GE911 damn 😭

[@swempy6552]

⁠i am Czech I can translate Tomas .. but i fear this comment will get deleted but i guess i try.. “STFU you r*tarded asshole why wount you suck a D while i F with it? STFU you r*tarded asshole iam gonna let you know i F Frost right in the ass.. and it was a great feeling..” (Last sentence seems like scorpion said it) The rest is hard to hear but i think is And thats how it normally goes with Fing (seems most accurate)

[@swempy6552]

@@dominiqueloustau7252 i am Czech I can translate Tomas .. but i fear this comment will get deleted but i guess i try.. “STFU you r*tarded asshole why wount you suck a D while i F with it? STFU you r*tarded asshole iam gonna let you know i F Frost right in the ass.. and it was a great feeling..” (Last sentence seems like scorpion said it) The rest is hard to hear but i think is And thats how it normally goes with Fing (seems most accurate)

[@josephrinnesot]

The screaming has improved fiercely here! Elevenlabs is evolving!

[@zyvolt6233]

As someone that speaks spanish I love the idea of the taco scorpion! I hope we see more of him vs tundra during the sequels

[@dakamaxdeum8497]

Apoyo la moción \[T]/ (Pd: Imaginate si es que usaban las voces del doblaje latino)

[@noahblair3020]

Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~ Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe! *CLASH* Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe. Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders! Motaro: you’re actually using them? Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~

[@gorkemylmaz5302]

True.

[@romeoaifesili5931]

Y’know, besides the scuffle between the two vendors’, Johnny can Stryker getting Tomas drunk and liu kang throwing up on furniture, I’d say this party was a success. Hey at least no one died. Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!

[@badabeep3060]

Smoke speaking Czech was a long time coming haha

[@RandumbDoomer]

I got another one for you, since you've done a few Super Mario Bros. Wonder skits already: Raiden: "You seem to be having a lot of trouble with the Special World. You should use one of those Badges." Kung Lao: "No, I refuse to use them unless it's required!" (Clash, Raiden knocks back Kung Lao) Kung Lao's Kameo, Tremor: "Just use one, they rock." Kung Lao: "No! Where's the satisfaction in that?" Raiden's Kameo, any: "He does have a point." Raiden: "Agreed; but I just want him to win."

[@noahblair3020]

Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!* Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han! *CLASH* Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate! Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!* Kenshi: um… Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it! *sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”* Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO… Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?

[@noahblair3020]

Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~ Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~ *CLASH* Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~ Nitara: oh Kung Lao~ Kitana: what is a “fetish”? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.

[@VuLinhAssassin]

The old man learned something 😅

[@Outlaw7263]

​@@VuLinhAssassinI mean, he knows what p*rn is so...

[@HemiG1]

🤣such a pure gold. It MUST be in one of the next episodes

[@noahblair3020]

@@HemiG1 Thank you very much!

[@ssj4jason737]

Honestly I kinda ship it

[@benhammer4410]

Tomas aggressively yelling in Czech is something I didn't know I needed

[@nozunomi]

Don't translate anything

[@simonsbricks1862]

We need more of Smoke talking in czech. It's such a honor. (Also, you don't want to know what he said)

[@grumpyassedgelord]

true!!

[@dominiqueloustau7252]

I do wanna know, i wanna understand the Joke 😭

[@Brollyssweetface]

What did he say? Please tell us.

[@CanadianCatScratcher-ff4sl]

Oh, please! Tell us 😆

[@glenmarkgregorio8167]

Kung Lao: Hey, I am not the one to be blame here. I never get the language settings

[@CrazyChris622]

3 things i've picked up on this 1: Shujinko don't know what google means 2: Sonya just mentioned Cassie Cage 3: Tundra Ice Cream vs Tacos Tostados

[@noahblair3020]

Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu? Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man. *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!* Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man. Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda- Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!

[@nekkedsnekked]

I'm so happy I finally got to hear Smoke speak Czech

[@spongeyspikes09]

Look on the bright side, Sindel At least you're the first one to host a party that didn't end up with everybody killing each other 😂

[@georgespace1393]

Dude Peacemaker is officially here so you all know what this means Johnny Stryker and Peacemaker’s cool party

[@abearwhogotinsane2372]

9:41 the end got me

[@palmtheredknight]

😂

[@palmtheredknight]

😂

[@palmtheredknight]

😂

[@palmtheredknight]

😂

[@Mariomaster157]

😂

[@noahblair3020]

Reptile: so what exactly is this “mukbang” you speak of? Kung Lao: dude, you eat a ton of food and people seem to LOVE watching it! *CLASH* Goro: is that why you’re so fa- Kung Lao: SHUT UP, GORO! Cyrax: according to my statistics- Reptile: you mean like this?! *reptile performs his “indigestion” fatality on Kung Lao* Cyrax: you have gained one subscriber! Reptile: YAY!

[@granddiety14yt62]

For once a party didn't end in a bloodbath. Good job shutting it down quickly Sindel. Definitely letting you plan the next party. Hopefully Jerrod (Ermac) will be back by then

[@noahblair3020]

Smoke: it’s alright, Kuai Liang, we’re alone now… Scorpion: I pray to the elder gods bi-han doesn’t find out I’m cheating on his regular milk with the low-fat kind… *CLASH* Sonya: oooh!~ family drama!~ Scorpion: quiet, sonya! Sareena: um… can I get some too? Smoke: welcome to the rebellion…

[@noahblair3020]

Sindel: I’ve heard you have a weakness for high frequencies?~ Omni-Man: DON’T. YOU. DARE. *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, viltrumites can die at frequencies of- Sindel: I already know~ Tremor: um… can I go now? Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! *Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on omni-man*

[@noahblair3020]

Havik: I demand you tell me about this “internet” contraption! Mileena: that’s more of Johnny’s thing but I’ll do what I can! *CLASH* Cyrax: welcome to the internet. Take a look around. Mileena: anything that brain of yours can think of can be found! Havik: what is an “internet”? Shujinko: what is an “internet”? Havik: that’s what I’m asking! Shujinko: that’s what I’m- Havik: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[@infinityalbi9840]

Rush Hour 3 reference at the end?

[@sofiisdefnothere]

Kenshi: "liu kang just vomitted all over your royal sofa.." "WHÆĀÁĄAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

[@gorkemylmaz5302]

8:15 Kurtis: Hahahaha, I love this so much. Tomas: *still yells In Czech* Me: He is still yells in Czech Hahahaha.

[@NP3GA]

I can't believe you involved Bi Juan, awesome.

[@noahblair3020]

Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order! Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show! *CLASH* Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented- Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro. Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”? Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!

[@AgentJosh2nd]

7:23 Shao you can't say that word 💀

[@spinechiller567]

You stopping him?

[@gorkemylmaz5302]

He tried to

[@gorkemylmaz5302]

If you do there will be consequences 👿

[@rmlb_340_ph]

"I don't fear you ni-"

[@IkeFanBoy64]

The twist is that he was just gonna call him a nincompoop

[@noahblair3020]

Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?! Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence… *CLASH* Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate! Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano… Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc- Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!

[@noahblair3020]

Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in… Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~ *CLASH* Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been! Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground! Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh! Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~

[@alexejmaximoff1295]

I'm czech and I can confirm that Smoke's yelling is accurate. Accent too.

[@spider-turtle481]

He turned into a sports commentator

[@alexejmaximoff1295]

@@spider-turtle481 sports commentator?

[@spider-turtle481]

@@alexejmaximoff1295 I'm just saying he was speaking very fast

[@alexejmaximoff1295]

@@spider-turtle481 yeah, ok. What is funny is that he's talking about something that has nothing to do with what the others are saying.

[@daianspahava8279]

@@alexejmaximoff1295what did he even say?

[@adamdimitri2562]

Halloween Special:Liu Kang doesn't interfere,so all what happens is just a small fight against party crushers then the party resumes like normal Christmas Special:Liu Kang takes matters into his own hands,so it becomes a complete meas Valentine Special:Liu Kang gives Sindel the Mantel,so the Tyrants break in and cause havok,that or a bloodbath between couples like the first part in the Christmas special

[@noahblair3020]

Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah? Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth. *CLASH* Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~ Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~ Goro: so she’s seriously into- Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!

[@mkdemigodzillawarrior]

Now that...would be very interesting to see. Actually...come to think about it, would Netherrealm demons have genitals?

[@noahblair3020]

@@mkdemigodzillawarrior … this was a question asked by a real human being.

[@glenmarkgregorio8167]

Stryker: Yay! Slumber party- Reptile: Get out of here or I will eat you alive!!!!! Stryker: Yikes!!!!!!

[@noahblair3020]

Sub-Zero: *embrace your jealousy, Ashrah! Know the truth of syzoth and khameleon!* Ashrah: n-no! Th-they just went to get mani-pedis together! Th-that’s all! *CLASH* Sonya: I won’t let my second-favorite ship sink! Ashrah: of course not- wait, second-favorite?! Sareena: sweetie, are you gaslighting our guests again? Sub-Zero: NO, WOMAN!

[@SABlueAngryBlur]

5:36 Nolan is livid. Lmao

[@Oniri245]

5:51 u know your fucked when even tremor doesn’t make a rock joke 😂 (atleast not a good one for once)

[@user-ip3zy5km6l]

sindel: i wouldnt forgive what you did liu kang: ugh dont remind me that CLASH motaro: you just vomit in the royal sofa sindel: you know how expensive are these?! kung lao: no way you just do that! liu kang: I WAS DRUNK OKAY!

[@M3rC_76]

0:12 as Kenshi once said: “he’s got an ego, but he’s good on his word.”

[@aSegameR]

Oh shit a callback to Erron dating a blood mage I see what you did there hmm.... and JOHNNY IS DA HOMIE! LMAOOOO that ending 😂

[@simocz6409]

Understanding everything that Tomas said made me so happy 🗣🇨🇿

[@ifieverweretoloseyou4825]

CAN YOU TRANSLATE WHAT HE SAID PLS

[@simocz6409]

8:06 I could roughly translate it to: 1. "I'm not going anywhere you fucking cunt, why don't you suck a dick while I fuck-" 2.(while Stryker is talking): "Shut the fuck up you retarded cunt, I'll let you know I was fucking Frost right in the ass". 3.(while Sareena and Scorpion are talking): "And it was an amazing feeling, I never fucked this good" 😭😭😭

[@simocz6409]

8:06 I could roughly translate it to: 1. "I'm not going anywhere you fucking cunt, why don't you suck a dick while I fuck-" 2.(while Stryker is talking) "Shut the fuck up you retarded cunt, I'll let you know I was fucking Frost right in the ass" 3.(Sareena and Scorpion talking) "And it was an amazing feeling, I never fucked this good" 😭😭😭😭

[@simocz6409]

8:06 I could roughly translate it to 1. "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking c*nt, why don't you suck a d*ck while I f*ck- 2.(while Stryker is talking) "Shut the f*ck up you r*tarded c*nt, I'll let you know I was f*cking Frost right in the a.ss" 3.(Sareena and Scorpion talking) "and it was an amazing feeling, I never f*cked this good" (Pardon the "*" I was trying to reply earlier and it didn't let me say it graphically for some reason)

[@simocz6409]

@@ifieverweretoloseyou4825 1. "I'm not going anywhere you fucking cunt, why don't you suck a dick while I fuck-". 2. (while Stryker is talking) "shut the fuck up you retarded cunt, I'll let you know that I fucked Frost right in the ass". 3. (While Sareena and Scorpion are talking) "And it was an amazing feeling, I never fucked this good"

[@emrickmarsac3825]

2:43 But at least Kurtis is honest with himself and he doesn't hide behind a imaginary girlfriend. BOOM! ROASTED! 😂😂

[@noahblair3020]

Havik: you son of a bitch! You burnt my face! Scorpion: I’m surprised you even felt pain then since you can literally tear your limbs off at will! *CLASH* Darrius: can’t ya, ya know, regenerate it? Havik: IM HAVING AN ARGUMENT HERE! DONT BUTT IT! Jax Briggs: damn, you made him one ugly motherfucker. Scorpion: thank you, I’m proud of my work!

[@Sorvaee]

damn noahblair3020 out here making his own season of these 😭

[@noahblair3020]

… do you like them?

[@Sorvaee]

@@noahblair3020 bro responded ..

[@noahblair3020]

@@Sorvaee Yes I did!

[@Raine749]

@@noahblair3020can I give you an idea and you have to come up with an intro?

[@noahblair3020]

@@Raine749 Of course!

[@noahblair3020]

Sindel: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND, SORCERER! Quan Chi: hmm~ call me back in the spring, empress~ *CLASH* Khameleon: first you make yourself a DLC, and now Ermac?! Quan Chi: when this year is over, I’ll be swimming in koins~ Cyrax: the release date for Ermac is- ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! Sindel: I knew I should’ve chosen Sektor for my kameo!

[@frostwolf8994]

Reiko saying fuck it and joining the Bachelor Brotherhood was amazing.

[@KenshiImmortalWolf]

Omg the ending nearly killed me as i was chewing on my dinner when she fucking screamed.

[@EvilRiceGuy]

0:32 Shit! Shujinko has snapped!

[@eddsworldgaming9696]

3:08 Kuai Liang discusses with Johnny Cage about Tomas 8:06 Tomas is drunk and speaks Czech 8:44 British Liu Kang meets Pink Nitara 9:02 Pedro Hasashi vs. Tundra

[@bcgazero6472]

I think mexican restaurant owner scorpion is hanzo

[@noahblair3020]

Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?… Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking… *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too* Scorpion: what is going on?! Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice- Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?!

[@Abaj_]

Well Can't wait for the inevitable Kung Lao bullying

[@androkr]

0:29 *Shujinko:What is a "Nicki?"*

[@jamesbutlerx64]

I'll explain later.

[@androkr]

​@@jamesbutlerx64 Explain Now Damnit!!!

[@jamesbutlerx64]

Why don't you just Google it?

[@androkr]

​@@jamesbutlerx64WTF IS A GOOGLE??

[@jamesbutlerx64]

Oh my God, do you know anything?

[@cardycard1777]

I speak enough Czech to understand what Smoke was saying and Jesus, it's so unhinged.

[@swempy6552]

All comments got deleted.. iam Czech and I can confirm it’s the most vile think I heard in all my life

[@joa0_p3dr0]

@@swempy6552 Should try censoring the nasty words somehow, like: 'F--- you!'. I think most will probably have an idea

[@swempy6552]

@@joa0_p3dr0 I tried as a separate comment and if you want it here it is.. “ I won’t go anywhere you R-word ahole why won’t you suck a D while i F with it? Shut your mouth (rude way to say it) you R-word ahole iam gonna let you know i F Frost right in the a**.. and it was a great feeling..” The rest is hard to hear but i think is And thats how it normally goes with Fing.

[@alsuvarnadvipadanargentum1743]

@@swempy6552 It’s KZbin’s doing is it? Hiding or erasing some comments that they deem “unsafe” to look at 😑

[@daianspahava8279]

@@swempy6552you gotta tell me what he really said?

[@blubberfeet5430]

Legit I wanna see Tanya react to various earth realm music's. Including TOOL

[@JF59122]

Oh my jeez the way Bi-Han shot ice at Sareena I laughed my head off 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alsuvarnadvipadanargentum1743]

Bi-Han is still behaving like a Tsundere I see

[@antoninoincontrera8014]

Taco Tostados Hanzo: Bi-Juan!? Bi-Juan: por supuesto hanzo (of course Hanzo) *clash* Tacos Tostados Sareena: ¿Cómo te atreves a venir aquí? ¡TRAIDOR! (how you dare come here? TRAITOR!) Tacos Tostados Hanzo: ¡COMPARTIMOS SANGRE PERO NO SOMOS HERMANOS! (we share blood but we're not brothers!) Bi-Juan: ¡Sabias palabras, hermanito! (Wise words, little brother!) Chameleon: disculpame pero yo- (excuse me but I-) Bi-Juan and Tacos Tostados Hanzo: ¡CALLATE, CAPA DE HUEVOS! (SHUT IT, EGGS LAYER!) (I donnot think google translate did a fantastic jiv but we'll see)

[@eddienunez3525]

"We share blood but we're not brothers!" Bro that's hella deep.

[@antoninoincontrera8014]

@@eddienunez3525 it was the best mk11 line that I ever listened to

[@Hardzrule21]

Now we need to know what Tomas said in Czech~ ❤

[@ivancruz9795]

I also need it. Dafuq he said?

[@cothen]

to sum it up, he analyzed frost (literally), called kuai liang retarded, and told him to eat a lot of dicks, probably suggested he’s bisexual? and that’s pretty much it

[@Baage73]

Trust me, you don't.

[@Hardzrule21]

@@Baage73I'm not as innocent as you think. (*´꒳`*). Everyone is curious like me~

[@belladonnabudgets7362]

@@Baage73 This is the internet...I'm sure nothing surprises us anymore :)

[@kevinbernardini1293]

1:14 it looked like Geras was two step away from violently murder Kurtis

[@noahblair3020]

Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah? Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it! *CLASH* Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead. Reptile: same here! Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore! Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!

[@noahblair3020]

Shang Tsung: your plan to turn characters into DLCs is ingenious, Quan Chi! Quan Chi: indeed! And to stop anyone from stopping me, I turned MYSELF into a DLC! *CLASH* Sektor: Shang Tsung, your pre-order transformation is now complete. Shang Tsung: excellent! Now not everyone can stop me either! Khameleon: you won’t get away with this! Quan Chi: we already have~

[@palmtheredknight]

My brand new custom intro Reptile : What do you mean that I ate a wrong kind of bug? Peace Maker : Just open your mouth. PM : Oh there it is! Just stand still! **Perform butterfly Fatality** **Fatality finished** PM : Ok, I got it. Do you hear m...oops

[@mrgodofwar7]

OMG A PARTY THAT WORKED!? GOOD JOB SINDEL! (and Odd)

[@noahblair3020]

Johnny Cage: sorry, pal, but I got a new wingman! Smoke: what?! Why?! *CLASH* Johnny Cage: sorry, pal! But he can hold more beers! Goro: hi! I’m goro! Smoke: … VYBRALI JSTE SO TOHLE CTYRI OZBROJENEHO SILENCE NADE MNE?! Scorpion: oh crap- *smoke performs his “hazed and infused” fatality on Johnny cage* Scorpion: was that really necessary? Smoke: yes! Yes it was!

[@Dinoboy06]

Geras: Goddammit, Tomas! *reverses time* (lol I had to)

[@noahblair3020]

Johnny Cage: well well! You finally want an autograph, huh?~ Omni-Man: I’m only here because tremor won’t get off my back unless I get this autograph for him. *CLASH* Tremor: this is the greatest day of my life! Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! Sonya: seriously? He likes Johnny’s shitty flicks? Johnny Cage: hey! My films only come in “awesome” or “boom”! For example! *johnny cage performs his “krash and burn” fatality on Omni-man* Sonya: eh, I’ve seen better. Johnny Cage: shut it!

[@jakejohnson2576]

In the end, She went full Banshee at the Valentine's day party!

[@noahblair3020]

Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?! Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms! *CLASH* Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy- Sindel: WAIT WHAT?! Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea… Cyrax: agreed.

[@GunNutproductionsOG]

7:18 and the only reason he’s not here right now is cause NR has got a clog in it’s content drip feed named Peacemaker (yet he’s in the story so what the crap?!)

[@spinechiller567]

It's live service that's why

[@EvilRiceGuy]

3:29 holy crap, that was my reccomendation, that’s so cool!

[@nicholassubryan3628]

No one going to talk about Sindel's scream at the end?

[@noahblair3020]

Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie! Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!* *CLASH* Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working. Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not! Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in. Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*

[@noahblair3020]

Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?! Kitana: um… no reason? *CLASH* Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack. Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA! Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?! Kitana: not now, scorpion!

[@hanzouwu]

7:25 Shao really learned Earthrealmer slurs Good that nobody died this time