Mortal Kombat 11 Custom AI Intros S3E3

[@carlmeredith7357]

As a fellow Aussie allow me to explain September is magpie season Sheava is right to fear them lol

[@Steve_P_B]

Yep, those bastards are merciless

[@ItsYoGirlAustralia]

As a fellow Australian kid i agree with you 100%

[@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378]

What magpie do mate?

[@carlmeredith7357]

@@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378 a few Australians have been scalped and lost eyes to magpies it's a meat eating bird with a sharp beak capable of piercing skulls

[@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378]

@@carlmeredith7357 ahh shite

[@thunderstudent]

Shang Tsung: I have created an evil clone of you, Sindel. Sindel: Oh for the love of Argus, why?! Shane Tsung: So I can call her "Twindel". Sindel off screen: Oh for fuck sakes!

[@amike151]

The4thSnake would be proud.

[@ArchingRock]

😂😂💯💯💯

[@yourRussianBoi]

😂

[@aidanfedorochko3728]

New Intro suggestion: Erron Black: It’s High Noon Raiden Raiden: *Click of a gun* prepare to consult with these Elder Glocks. Erron Black: Wait wtf?

[@geekymetalhead5112]

This. Also there was a video that had an intro similar to your idea. 😂

[@trinity3631]

@@geekymetalhead5112By Peerington

[@BaselBannoud]

Raiden: "Do you see it now, Kung Lao?" Kung Lao: "HE IS SO ANNOYING WITH HIS META KNIGHT SPAM" Raiden: "The same pain seers both our hearts."

[@vergil4704]

I thought we were done with Smash jokes lol

[@Bryan-br8lq]

Scorpion: Hey! That's my line!

[@noxidgaming1114]

Oh god Liu was playing Brawl Meta Knight this whole time? Suddenly I don’t think Raiden was the bad guy here

[@onyx9292]

Kytal Ko'Vorah is the best thing to come out of this series. Please do more with him

[@Sundowner13]

The only good thing d'vorah has ever done is create kytal ko'Vorah

[@osvaldorodriguez1334]

I want to see Jade's reaction to him

[@onyx9292]

​@@osvaldorodriguez1334that was his first appearance actually! I forget the episode

[@hasturthekinginyellow5003]

​@@osvaldorodriguez1334Jade: "The rumors were true!?" Kytal Ko'Vorah: "I do prefer you over my mother"

[@JF59122]

Why is no one talking about the first one? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died.

[@noahblair3020]

Rambo: so they got Sylvester Stallone to voice me but they couldn’t afford Arnold Schwarzenegger? Terminator: Correct. Rambo: goes to show who’s the better man.

[@MaoriGamerDood]

Terminator: FuckUAsshole 😂

[@Southern_Crusader]

That was a violation! 🤣

[@noahblair3020]

Cetrion: you know, our voice actors are married. Baraka: does that mean that we are- Cetrion: WHAT THE?! EW! NO!

[@magrildz]

Then Cetrion: "You know, our voice actors are married" Sub-Zero: "This is a timeline I don't intend to visit." Cetrion: "Well, at least I shot my shot."

[@Wolf-E_VA]

3:27 THEY PRACTICE THE NECK JOKES, BRUH that's disrespectful at an industrial level

[@amike151]

What makes it even more funny is that everyone puts their rivalries aside just to practice roasting Kung Lao. That’s right. Everyone in the roster besides Kung Lao. This implies that they believe making neck jokes is more important than fighting for the realms.

[@SirBahamut0425]

All part of the deal when you join the We Hate Kung Lao Fan Club.

[@rampagerichard]

It’s so good to see Kotal and D’Vorah son Kabug again 😂

[@venomark7883]

I think Kabug is the one with Kabal Kytal Kvorrah is Kotal's son

[@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378]

​@@venomark7883 he will never pay child support again

[@NeoplayzGames]

@@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378 One blink and kabal's going to get milk

[@venomark7883]

​@@NeoplayzGamesmilk for 10 years

[@TheRealVbros]

Kung Lao: Say your joke to my face! Geras: *cracks neck* Kung Lao: “Sticks and stones” they said. “Words will never hurt me” they said.

[@jamesmalinowski4033]

Geras off screen: I don't need words to hurt you. Kung Lao: Yeah, No shit!

[@shisho_sos8093]

Shao Kahn:"Now, Say my name..." Kollector:"You're Lord Shao Kahn." Shao Kahn:"You're God damn right."

[@vergil4704]

A Breaking bad Reference

[@Emil_Stoltz]

​@@vergil4704A breaking neck reference

[@Aidan_Yao]

@@Emil_StoltzKung Lao: _Offended noises_

[@mastadon1154]

Shao Kahn: I gotta ask what happen during my absence Kotal? Kotal Kahn: Nothing much a war, Mileena tried to take over, and D'vorrah stabbed me in the back. Shao Kahn: being a ruler sucks sometimes. Kotal: *off screen* indeed it does!

[@noahblair3020]

Mileena: is it true you can imitate voices?! Mileena: yes it is! In fact, I’m imitating your voice right now! Mileena: PREPARE TO DIE, YOU IMPRESSIONIST HELLSPAWN!!!

[@Voltar_99]

The second millena should be frost since she got that upgrade

[@noahblair3020]

The joke is that since both Mileenas have the same voice, it doesn’t sound like she’s imitating her voice and instead just talking normally.

[@Voltar_99]

@@noahblair3020 oh

[@noahblair3020]

@@Voltar_99 It’s ok.

[@martymatthews1304]

The Nightwolf and Cassie one made me LOL more than I should have. "There! Do you hear that??" 🤣

[@maggiiopgott8975]

Erron: I'm missing a few loads Dynamite Jade: You mean candles right? For Kotals birthday? Erron: More like his funeral

[@recklessgaming6713]

There needs to be one where Cetrion consults Fujin on how to get Raiden to stop bothering her

[@_Wennzer.Dxrk_]

And before that Cetrion says to Raiden "I must consult with your brother"

[@sonomni]

Hero Frost: Was transforming your body worth it, Frost? Frost: “Was or worth it”?! Hah! This body has perfected my abilities. Hero Frost: Willingly throwing away your humanity for power.. and you wonder why everyone else dismissed us. -- Cassie: Heard you have a change of heart, why still have this fight? Hero Frost: I may have changed, doesn’t mean my rivals have changed. Cassie: Hah, alright! You better keep score then. -- Noob: Your skills are wasted on helping Kuai Liang… Hero Frost: Just like how you waste yours making out with Netherrealm demons ever since Sareena left you? Noob: You fucking leave her out of this. --

[@ArchingRock]

Hero Frost is someone I never thought would come to mind...I love it

[@braxtonnewkirk1039]

I agree, I'll listen more of Hero Frost

[@anton.chigrinetc.96]

Why can't hero frost be still cyborg? Just Frost reformed.

[@WolfTrooperRex]

Hero Frost (offscreen): Touched a nerve- didn’t I?

[@abhinavnair7471]

Cage: So Kabal told you about our meetings? Kung Lao: About you practicing your 'Kung Lao neck jokes'? Yeah. Cage: This next one'll leave you on the floor. Kung Lao (off screen): That one wasn't even funny!

[@amike151]

I just love the idea of everyone setting aside their differences and then organizing a meeting to practice making fun of Kung Lao. 😂😂😂

[@vernaborg1896]

It’s a pretty good side-plot

[@amike151]

@@vernaborg1896 I know, right?

[@SirBahamut0425]

Cage: *Proceeds to uppercut his head off* "You laughing now, you monk...?"

[@dashywashy8381]

Kung Lao: I can’t believe what happened on game night Raiden: now you know how I feel Kang Lao: how is Liu Kang that skilled at every game?

[@ArchingRock]

Then the flashback (actual intro) plays as follow: Kung Lao: All you do is practice, Liu Kang! Liu Kang: And you wonder why *I'm* the chosen one.

[@Styxiami]

Raiden: "Kano, I must say your morality is quite questionable." Kano: "Oi, that's just part of my charming personality!" Raiden: "Yes, because nothing screams 'charming' like a guy with a metal plate on his face!"

[@blueberrrymika]

"There is no virtue in PISSING ALL OVER THE FUCKING FLOOR" YOU TELL HIM CETRI

[@ReaperXCX]

Fun fact: Palutena is annoyed by Pit eating stuff on the floor, and Cetrion is annoyed by Kano pissing on the floor. Palutena and Cetrion are played by the same actor.

[@noahblair3020]

Jax: ya know, Stryker took kintaro down. Sheeva: is that so? Stryker must have been very powerful. Jax: either that or the Shokan are weak as hell. Sheeva (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI-

[@dashyt9310]

Waiting for using my intro day 3: Mileena: shang tsung snapped my neck in mortal kombat 1 trailer Kung Lao: don't you think about saying it Mileena: welcome to my neck snapped club Kung Lao: oh son of a b-

[@wingedbluj1674]

Fire God Liu Kang: You've returned, Geras. Geras: I've spent eternity in Kronica's service. Liu Kang: Now, you are free to do as you please.

[@lazerwolf952]

I think it's actually been stated that even robocops head was mechanical and thay its just his brain in there. The face is supposed to be a mold of fake skin based on his face. At least that's what I heard. I even heard in robocop two, they were originally going to have that one scene where he got nearly beaten in the beginning have his face ripped off to show the mechanical skull underneath.

[@NycmanTheNicestOfMen]

everything you said upto this point is true. His fake skin being stretched over the head was for his human mind to not completely break down whenever he looks in the mirror. Whereas in the remade robocop released in 2014 was him slowly losing his humanity and turning into an emotionless machine. In a deleted scene of 2014 one it explains why its vastly different(compared to the original). Alex's hand wasn't removed, as it would put people at ease by showing that there's 1 single aspect of him which is human extrenally. And it's supposed to be the most superficial way to show how a machine is on the side of humans.

[@lazerwolf952]

@@NycmanTheNicestOfMen I thought the human hand thing was stupid. Especially when it's revealed that it's not connected to an actual flesh and blood arm. They just amputated his hand off his old body and put a plug on it. So dumb.

[@ultraskull9101]

Midway Kung Lao: Yes, in my timeline, Liu Kang gets his neck snapped Kung Lao: WAIT, REALLY?! IM SO MAKING A NECK JOKE WHEN I SEE HIM! Midway Kung Lao: You're a sick individual, Nether Lao Midway Liu Kang: Auughhhhh grrrrhhhh Fire God Liu: Shang Tsung killed you, Raiden used dark magic to revive you, and you fought in armageddon against him?! Midway Liu Kang: How the f**k did you get all that from my groaning??! FG LK: HOLY SHIT YOU CAN TALK?!

[@RimeyCH]

This XD

[@Yata544]

Raiden : So, you decided to delete the Midway Timeline? Fire God : yeah, I don't want Kung Lao making neck jokes about me Raiden : That's fair

[@ItsYoGirlAustralia]

Love it

[@thelonecourier3439]

SM Shang Tsung: *tries to hide the fact liu kang and kung lao snapped his neck.*

[@Yata544]

@@thelonecourier3439 Liu Kang to Shang Tsung : Tell a neck joke to me and I'll tell everyone Kung Lao snap your neck in a timeline (Shaolin Monks)

[@blue_gb208]

Sindel : you make a perfect work to protect my daughter, jade. Jade : thank you sindel Sindel : i consider you as my daughter too

[@WolfTrooperRex]

Kitana (offscreen): YAY- I mean- MOTHER WHY?!

[@noahblair3020]

Sheeva: English please, cage? Johnny cage: is sheeva the diva not a believa’?~ Sheeva: sheeva will cleave-a you in half before you can leave-a…

[@Andrewzilla-1954]

Raiden: So there is a timeline where I am a beggar? Geras: You get shouted at by a mad man who hordes nothing but Cheese Wheels and drinks Skooma. Raiden: By the Elder Scrolls! Geras: That pun sucks!

[@noahblair3020]

Sheeva: what makes you think you can defeat a Shokan?! Sub Zero: I defeated Goro and Kintaro in a 1v2 fight! Sheeva: … okay, you’re good.

[@harperhatcher693]

Mileena: “Your flesh looks tempting” Kung Lao: “You will leave on an empty stomach, Mileena” Mileena: “[giggles] It is your neck I’m most excited to taste!” Lung Lap: GOD DAMMIT MILEENA- Kitana: “How did you harvest my blood to create Mileena?” Shang Tsung: “Never throw your tampons in the temples trash bins” Kitana: “WHAT THE FUCK?!”

[@sidneycage22]

NOT THE TAMPONS!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@harperhatcher693]

@@sidneycage22 😭😭😭

[@shisho_sos8093]

Noob Saibot:"Mother is having a Family dinner in Nether realm this Saturday, and You're not on the list." Sub Zero:"And Why are you telling me this?" Noob:"Because this proves that I am her favorite child." Sub(Off screen):"Oh real funny Bi Han!"

[@noahblair3020]

Cassie Cage: remember when you did that “Here’s Johnny” thing back in MKX? Johnny Cage: yeah, why ya ask?- *Cassie does her “I

[@sidneycage22]

YESSSSSSS!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!

[@noahblair3020]

THANK YOU!

[@noahblair3020]

Sheeva: what could possibly think you could defeat me?! Kollector: you have four arms, I have six! Sheeva: yet you can’t use two of them because you’re too cheap to buy a backpack! Kollector (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI-

[@NoelJohnCarlo]

Scorpion: Quan Chi?! Impossible... I thought you were dead. Kabal (Quan Chi): Long time no see, Hanzo Hasashi. Scorpion: I have killed you once, and I'll do it again!

[@ultragodzillafan]

Scorpion: So, apparently you're gonna take my place as Scorpion in the new era. Sub-Zero: Any advice? Scorpion: If you hear someone shout 'Get over Here' when using your spear, don't worry. That's normal. Sub-Zero(offscreen) Wait what?!

[@pedrof8428]

Raiden: Who's that skull from? Sub-Zero (with skull in his hand intro): From the motherfucker that beat me in Smash. Raiden:So that's why I haven't heard from Liu Kang.

[@damonholmes5795]

JC: So I heard that Tarkata is participating in Monster Jam Baraka: Indeed we are. We are in it to win it. JC: Ohhh I would love to see this.

[@noahblair3020]

Sub Zero: i have defeated both goro and kintaro. Kung Lao: yeah? So have I! Sub Zero: in a 1v2 fight? Kung Lao (offscreen): DAMNIT THAT’S COOLER!

[@Simgor2]

I totally busted up laughing on that first intro. 😂

[@InfeXiouZProductions]

Cetrion's sick of the bullshit!

[@Nickeynickey4]

I actually have an idea Kung Lao: Ugh, what do you want, Bi-Han? Noob: It's MY turn with the neck jokes Kung Lao: Woah there, let's not get a HEAD of ourselves (Presses a crowd laughing button on his app) Noob: (offscreen) How long did it take you to come up with THAT one?

[@bluephantom1999]

Got some fun intro ideas: Intro 1: Johnny: So you reset the timeline? Fire God Liu Kang: Yes...but I still couldn't make your movies enjoyable. Johnny: Asshole! intro 2: Kung Lao: If you show up on my youtube channel it'll make the subscriber count rise Johnny: Want's in it for me? Kung Lao: I'll react to your movies and spread word of how awesome they are. Johnny (offscreen): You son of a bitch, I'm in! Intro 3: Kitana: What do you want Mileena? Mileena: The 34th timeline has given me some fun ideas I want to enact with you and the other! Kitana: Oh hell no. Intro 4: Johnny: Why are the ratings and subscriber count going lower and lower!" Kung Lao: Some streamer chicks named Kombat C&J stole our idea! Johnny: Who the hell are these two! (scene cut) Cassie: Welcome back to another stream everyone I'm Cassie Jacqui: And I'm Jacqui! Cassie And today we're gonna be reacting to Ninja Mime!

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Liu Kang: Lets not do this Kitana Kitana: Dont wanna wrestle me to the ground honey?😏 Liu Kang: okay, lets do this (Since theyre a couple)

[@ItsYoGirlAustralia]

0:10 seconds in the video And I’m laughing at Cetrion second voice line at the start omg

[@jezze715]

Dialogue idea: Fire God Liu Kang: How does it feel that I didn't add you in the new era? Kabal: You know it's surprising that nobody wants to see me good again after my revenant was created. Fire God Liu Kang: This will make you mad, I replaced you with Mavado. Kabal: ARE YOU F***ING SERIOUS!?

[@noahblair3020]

Raiden: what do you have that I don’t have?! Fujin: interesting power? A personality that is not at all like sanding paper? Raiden: jerk!

[@rygornspectre7142]

Raiden: I still don't understand what I did to anger you so? Liu Kang in a very loud, very angry voice: I am going murder you ... OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! A MURDER SO BRUTAL THAT THE ELDER GODS WILL COME BACK FROM THE DEAD JUST SO THEY CAN LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETIC CORSPE!!! Raiden in a sarcastic tone: Well, it wasn't MY fault that you ever so conveniently landed on my Boardwalk twice which made you the first to declare bankru- Liu Kang: *Rage screaming intensifies* They played Monopoly during game night: Liu was the first out.

[@zephyr8072]

Joker: "You remind me of Wonder Woman." Cetrion: "Because we share a similar beauty?" Joker: "Because you both simp for supervillains."

[@noahblair3020]

Sonya Blade: why the hell do people think my voice actress does a bad job?! Dimitri Vegas: I hAvE nO iDeA, sOnYa BlAdE! Sonya blade: ya see?! THAT’S a bad voice actor!

[@yoga5631]

2:56 love that mk9 sheeva ending reference

[@kicker19539]

Kotal: you should’ve killed Rain when you had the chance black. Erron: yea but he had plot armor on. I was gonna miss anyway. Kotal: fair enough

[@storm7830]

D’Vorah: This One will collect what flows through you. Kung Lao: Why do you want my blood? D’Vorah: This one doesn’t want blood, it wants your Neck-tar.

[@Neal_21]

Kung Lao: Hey Shang, wanna "hang" out "necks" week my brothers in "neck" ? Shang Tsung: Shaolin Monks timeline was a mistake. Kung Lao: Hahahaha we suffer together both!

[@fatalwaffle1715]

Awesome Video. Johnny: If you can control Ice and Snow and it can still Lightning while it's snowing. Sub Zero: Get to the point Johnny Cage. Johnny: Shouldn't you be able to control Lightning as well? Sub Zero in background: Hmm, I never thought of that.

[@eletricalplugandoutlet1540]

Sheeva: *"AAAAH!!! THE EYES DON'T WORK, THE EYES DON'T WORK!!!"*

[@YasashiNoKage]

Shao Kahn: Where Is He?! Where Is Darkseid?! Joker: Aww, you miss your other half. What was your ship name again, Shaoseid? Shao Kahn: It's Dark Kahn, you Imbecile! And it wasn't a ship, we fused! *Milenna off screen* I'mma shipping you with your friend, daddy Shao Kahn: Don't You Fucking Dare!!

[@swords1092]

Terminator: I'm an EX-Terminator D'vorah (laugh) You lost your job as a terminator? Terminator: I don't think you get it. (Cut to terminator fatality or brutality on d'vorah)

[@XeviousD]

Rain: Donnie Rage? Johnny Cage: Its Johnny Cage you half baked water imp! Rain: I mock at your shame Earthrealmer!

[@noahblair3020]

Raiden: why is it we sound similar? Joker: I must consult with the Epcar god! Raiden: what the hell is an Epcar god?!

[@magrildz]

Cassie:" ATTENZIONE, PICKPOCKET!" Kano: "Ugh, can't you yobbos come up with a better one?" Cassie: "Hahaha never gets ol...HEY, where's my wallet?" Raiden: "Saw you wandering around the blood center yesterday" Skarlet: "I... I don't know what you're talking about" Raiden: "You need to fight your addiction" Cage: "So... I guess the whole 'submission to fakas rakatan' wasn't as bad as you said it was, huh?" Mileena: "WHAT? WHO TOLD YOU THIS?" Cage: "Baraka posted the pictures. Damn ugly baby, by the way" Kung Lao: "Heard you guys gather to practice neck jokes..." Cage: "Haha! Yeah, Liu Kang started this Messenger group chat and..." Kung Lao: "THAT BASTARD" (Inspired by a comment from a fellow viewer) Cetrion: "You know our voice actors are married?" Sub-Zero: "This is a timeline I do not intend to visit..." Cetrion: "Well, at least I shot my shot..." Cage: "Hey, have you heard? Baraka and Mileena had a baby" Sonya: "Jeez... I'd hate to see that" Cage: "It's so damn ugly, it makes Kollector look like a model" Cage: "Hey, have ya heard? Baraka and Mileena had a baby..." Kollector: "Is that so? I must collect the childbirth fees..." Cage: "Congrats, you're no longer the ugliest son of a bitch in Outworld". Cassie: "Heard you were good with technology back in the day..." Nightwolf: "Yes. I used computer powers to develop ways to protect Earthrealm" Cassie: "Mom still flies that Kombat Jet sometimes..." Kabal: "Go ahead, laugh... Sareena ended our relationship yesterday..." Kano: "Fuck me dead, mate. Sorry for ya. But why?" Kabal: "Well... She said being fast in some OTHER stuff isn't necessarily good..."

[@amike151]

Word of advice: Put this in the comments of the next video.

[@noahblair3020]

Shao Kahn: i killed Kung Lao right after he defeated Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, AND Kintaro! Sindel: i killed Kabal, Kurtis Stryker, Sub-Zero, Jax Briggs, Smoke, Jade, AND Kitana without breaking a sweat~ Shao Kahn: … okay, you’re worse…

[@clericxhood_777]

Shang Tsung: I kill you in another timeline Kung Lao: I snap your neck in another Shang Tsung: Well played shaolin Mileena: So you and Liu Kang? Kitana: You and Tanya? Mileena: Jade gets 20 dollars from us each Erron: It's my turn with the neck jokes Kung: Do it and i'll tell everyone how shitty you are in story mode Erron: Fuck. You. Skarlet: Sindel Sindel: Kitana's shitty replacement Skarlet: I was an orphan Liu: Mileena, what's Kitana's favorite movie? Mileena: Titanic, why? Liu: No reason Johnny: Lady mandable Mileena: Can you not call me that? Johnny: It's hard to resist with all that sharp teeth Kung Lao: Did you hear Liu and Kitana last night? Mileena: I wish I hadn't Kung Lao: I'd recommend ear plugs Sonya: (95) So they picked you Sonya: (Rhonda) Yeah, I was a good option Sonya: (95) Your death scene was the only good performance

[@_Wennzer.Dxrk_]

I absolutely love Kung Lao's sound effects, I really look forward to what he will do with those. Tbg Kung Lao is the best one here, neck jokes make me crack every time

[@kokoroextra7550]

Soyna: you have been arrested for committing every crime in every country ever. How do you plead? Scarlet: I'm going to be honest, very aroused. Sonya: Wait What?! (In the Background) Cassie: AYO! (In the Background) Shao Kahn: I don't know whether to be proud or just plain disappointed.

[@Gwinnmusic]

I honestly prefer the more serious dialogues over the (usually tryhard) funny ones, especially if it involves what ifs, like with the bugs or the revenants. To the whole “Kuai Liang is Scorpion” theory that goes online due to MK1, how about a Shirai Ryu edition of these dialogues? Kuai Liang (in yellow) vs Scorpion/Hanzo: - Hanzo: What’s the meaning of this, Kuai Liang? - Kuai Liang: I am the Scorpion of the Lin Kuei - Hanzo: I never thought I would ever hear this sentence. Kuai Liang Scorpion vs Noob Saibot: - Kuai: Brother, is that you? - Noob: Your outfit… what’s the meaning of this, you traitor? - Kuai: You may not be my Bi Han, but I still will free you. Kitana vs Mileena (in yellow) - Kitana: What’s with the new outfit? - Mileena: I am Shirai Ryu now, they gave me a new purpose. - Kitana: So there is redemption for everyone Kitana (Revenant) vs Mileena (Shirai Ryu): - Kitana: Once a monster, always a monster. - Mileena: There is redemption for everyone. - Kitana: That’s the lie your new family is feeding you with?

[@AvalancheTV]

3:55 I have a new intro in mind: Raiden: “You ready to die again in smash bros Liu Kang?” Liu Kang: “Never again, Raiden. I’m going Sonic this time.” Raiden: “AWWW WHAT THE FU-“

[@WolfTrooperRex]

As a Sonic main who attempts to be creative, even I know Raiden’s gonna have a terrible time

[@AvalancheTV]

@@WolfTrooperRex absolutely why I came up with it

[@WolfTrooperRex]

@@AvalancheTV I have a feeling if Rambo wants in he's gonna troll as Snake or Wolf

[@AvalancheTV]

@@WolfTrooperRex most likely.

[@ArnieOcfemia]

Even in MK1 as Fire God Liu Kang, he still loses to Mortal Raiden in Super Smash Brothers.

[@noahblair3020]

Noob Saibot: Havik told me that you and him could “break the fourth wall”? Kabal: hell yeah! All the time! Noob Saibot: how so? Kabal (offscreen): like this! *Kabal performs his “screamer” brutality on noob saibot* Kabal: some folks just can’t take being on the big screen, eh OddgiantAF?

[@randomzombie2901]

1. Fujin: "I have the funniest idea, brother." Raiden: "And what would *that* be?" Fujin: "Start playing Steve. He's overpowered beyond belief." 2. Liu Kang: "Shall we agree to ban Steve?" Raiden: "But Fujin told me it'd be funny!" Liu Kang: "It's not funny when you're on the receiving end!" 3. Liu Kang: "You trolling son of a bitch!" Fujin: "It's funny, Liu Kang!" Liu Kang: "It won't be funny when i use him on you!"

[@kitanakahn-x5g]

Jade:No one's gonna know what happened with us after last night? Fujin:Hopefully not Jade:That does not give me reassurance!

[@dylansharp8471]

Wait, what happened?

[@kitanakahn-x5g]

@@dylansharp8471 they fucked

[@Raine749]

@@dylansharp8471I’ll explain later

[@mercce6750]

Love how after being introduced to the 34th timeline, Kitana became a fujoshi.

[@GothMermaidGamer]

"Brokeback Mountain: Shaolin Monks" killed me XD

[@randomzombie2901]

I looked it up on google. Basically, it's a girl who likes yaoi

[@GothMermaidGamer]

@randomzombie2901 no not just "likes" It means creepily obsessed and annoying with it even to the point of trying to ship real people irl

[@randomzombie2901]

@@GothMermaidGamer stans?

[@GothMermaidGamer]

@@randomzombie2901 I suppose you could say that yeah

[@MonsternessMashups]

Johnny Cage: Have you heard of a game called Five Nights at Freddy's? Raiden: No, I haven't, Is it better than Smash Bros? Johnny Cage: I know it is, After playing for myself and watching Markiplier play it. Raiden (off-screen): Marki who?

[@angelbabydragon]

Kabal: Is this some sort of joke? Kabug: This one is here to surpass you. Kabal: And this one dosen’t give a s**t about it.

[@naanbred2735]

1:27 Kitana is a fujioshi confirmed

[@ZenKrio]

Kano: " Roses are red, violets are blue.." Sonya or Cassie: " When did you become a poet Kano?" Kano: " Get on your knees, you know what to do..."

[@WolfTrooperRex]

Sonya: *PERFORMS A FUCKING BRUTALITY*

[@Noivernisgod715]

Spawn: Beware of the seven deadly sins! Kollector: Ha! I have not need to worry of them! Spawn: Greed is one of them Kollector

[@ItsYoGirlAustralia]

3:47 is Cassie talking about the announcer voice??? 😂😂

[@robertcurley8406]

Johnny Cage: ok, random trivia question, there are only three countries in the world beginning with the letter F, what are they? Jacqui Briggs: uh France 🇫🇷, Finland 🇫🇮, and… wait a second Johnny Cage: that’s right, it’s Fiji 🇫🇯! [Jacqui Briggs offscreen: God Dammit Mr Cage!] Scorpion: how do you expect to beat me? Kollector: with this mace, I counter your spear, I’m you but reversed Scorpion: what… but… how are you me rever- Kollector: STAY OVER THERE!!! *Kollector pushes scorpion way with his chain mace weapon* Scorpion: …oh… now I get it 😒 Jacqui Briggs: how did Takeda end up in the new timeline Liu Kang: crafting a timeline is a complex endeavour Jacqui Briggs: he ninja’d through with you didn’t he 😏 [Liu Kang offscreen: I’VE ONLY BEEN A GOD FOR A WEEK, GIMME A BREAK!]

[@ItsYoGirlAustralia]

Omg so interesting i love it

[@dylanlee3324]

Robocop: Kung Lao, you are under arrest for murder as a revenant. Kung Lao: what is my punishment Robocop: you will be hanged for your crimes Kung Lao (offscreen): oh for the love of elder gods.

[@SaintTheNightstalker]

Joker: You remind me of some other green thumb gal. Cetrion: Was she also the daughter of a titan? Joker: No but she a very poisonous little thing.

[@MartinJakubsky]

Also she stole my girlfriend

[@thatonedude977]

Kung lao:I am done with the neck jokes Kano:let me guess you've finally sna- *Cuts to kung lao brutality* Kung lao:god dammit

[@SuperTempy]

These are just getting better and better 😂

[@connorbrennan4233]

I'd like to suggest an intro based on the MK1 roster: Scorpion: We're having a ninja reunion event tonight. You, me, Reptile, Smoke, Ermac, and Rain. Sub-Zero: Wait, is Bi-Han invited? Scorpion: Uh...I'll get back to you on that. You can change it up a bit if you feel it could be improved.

[@yugiohgames104]

Day 2 for asking this. Skarlet: Hey Rain, wanna try my new drink? Rain: Is it holy water Skarlet? Skarlet: Sadly no. Its a Bloody Mary

[@CrispySunset]

The last one sheeva is referring to the Australian Magpie. Those things are pure evil.

[@blazep629]

Ooh, I’ve got an idea! Do a mirror match with Johnny Cage, and the announcer is Cage. Cage1: There’s two of me now?! Cage2: The world can handle two of us…right? Cage1: At least it’s just you… AnnouncerCage: ROUND 1 FIGHT Cage1&2: Oh god dammit!!

[@billygrantham5380]

I think this would be a pretty good one. Mileena: "Why the long face Kung Lao?" Kung Lao: "Liu Kang bet that I wouldn't ask you out on a date." Mileena: "You'll find that I'm the better sister." (Next) Liu Kang: "You didn't actually do it, did you?" Kung Lao: "Ask out Mileena? Yes, now pay up!" Liu Kang: "How about double or nothing?" (Next) Kitana: "Still trying to steal Liu Kang Mileena?" Mileena: "I prefer the other Shao lin sister." Kitana: "At least you're both in each other's league."

[@SorNamora-x5x]

Now we need to see one with mileena and Barakas secret kid and have Johnny tell everyone

[@GothMermaidGamer]

Especially after that intro in MKX "Repulsive human." "Nah, sleeping with Baraka is repulsive." "WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!"

[@magrildz]

Cage: "So... That 'submission to fakas rakatan' wasn't as bad for you as you said it'd be..." Mileena: "WHAT? WHO TOLD YOU THIS?" Cage: "Baraka posted the pictures. Damn, what an ugly baby..."

[@SorNamora-x5x]

@@magrildz cage would probrobly make a nosfuratu jr joke or something.

[@deathsoul2478]

Cassie Cage (Revenant): So…. What exactly you guys do while not Invade Earth? Liu Kang (Revenant): We have a Game Room upstairs. Cassie Cage (Revenant): Wait..why would you have…. Liu Kang (Revenant) (Off-Screen): It gets fucking boring down here. Cassie Cage (Revenant): Ah good point.

[@ΘεοδώραΕργίνη-γ1ε]

Scorpion: Apperantely we are lovers in the 34th timeline Sub-Zero: What?? We have tried to kill each other numerous times! Scorpion: Guess that timeline puts the Sub on the Sub-Zero, Kuai Liang

[@noahblair3020]

Kabal: heh, still can’t believe I’m get to kick a god’s ass! Raiden (Christopher Lambert): *do not be so cocky, Kabal…* Kabal: Jesus, raiden! You need this respirator more than i do!

[@Styxiami]

Sub-Zero: "Hey Scorpion, why don't you chill out for a change?" Scorpion: "Oh, I will... after I incinerate you first!" Sub-Zero: "Well, looks like someone needs to learn how to let it go!" Scorpion: "You motherf-"

[@noahblair3020]

Spawn: the fuck are you doin’ here, Jessica? Jacqui Briggs (in her hellspawn jacqui skin): uh, the name’s Jacqui, Simmons! Spawn: first you kill me and now you talk shit to me?! Jacqui Briggs (offscreen): IM NOT JESSICA, AL!

[@insertedgynamehere]

Scorpion: Liu Kang erased me in the new timeline. Subzero: A timeline without scorpion, wouldn't that be a sight. Scorpion: Ummm, about that Subzero: You made me scorpion instead of just making Hanzo my brother Liu Kang: this is about having to wear yellow isn't it. Subzero: If I can't freeze you to death in this timeline, I'll incinerate you in the next.

[@amirulaqashahamree7453]

Oh do me next, Johnny: I making a movie about you Kung lao Kung lao: Ooooh what it is called? Johnny: Kung Lao: Snap into the Neck-breaker. Kung lao: You son of a fu-!!!

[@jaydenbenjamino3993]

Sub zero: fortnite won’t allow a mortal kombat crossover Scorpion: well we’re to violent for that game Subzero: But doomslayer and Kratos allowed?

[@scarecrow2272]

Sub-zero: I'm not delivering you more pints Kung Lao: It's because I'm fat, isn't it? Sub-zero: Yeah, but most of it went to your neck

[@alextriplett9414]

Kabel- you look concerned Kano- I need to take a piss (Kano pisses) Kabel- REALLY, Right in front of me!

[@tsdZero1993]

Fire God Liu Kang: For the last time Cassie, im NOT letting you into the new timeline. Cassie: Come on! Why the hell not!? FG Liu Kang: We spent all the money on Yuri Lowenthal, we cant afford Erica Lindbeck again! Cassie: WHO AND WHO!?

[@ArchingRock]

Skarlet: I met my Kytin offspring. Erron Black: You two must have had a hot, bloody cat fight. Skarlet: We're not cats, *Erron*. Erron Black: (offscreen) *chuckles* sure you aren't.

[@HuladeHoopla]

I got one for Kabal and Sindel. Sindel: So do we just ignore how they treated us in this timeline and the storyline we now apparently have? Kabal: If thou has a complaint, scream about it elsewhere. Sindel: If Tobias was around, you would see just how much that mask has messed with your brain. Noob: The fuck is a Tobias?