OF Model Stabs Her Boyfriend And Pretends Everything Is Fine

[@mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat]

“Blood is normal” is the weirdest reaction! 😹

[@acemarvel1564]

And she's definitely no surgeon

[@KHGSMel]

as someone who currently bleeds through most of my underwear, I kinda get that 😭 but yeah, that's obviously not what happened here

[@mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat]

@@KHGSMel I was surprised she didn’t first try to blame it on a feminine issue since it was all over her pants! Haha!

[@PhoenixSanity]

Maybe she expected them to think she was talking about her period 😭

[@SAVAGELIVEMEDIA]

The weird reaction is that this dude was taking pictures of another woman without her knowledge like some kinda pred. Wrong chick stabbed him.

[@derrickprowx]

3 years for attempted murder? Jeez our legal system sucks.

[@lemissa1]

thats absolutely insane

[@keenarnia]

It’s because it’s a woman

[@Stealth55555]

@@keenarnia Believe all whamin!

[@NWSteelworker360]

You can get up to 10 years if you do a burnout on a pride flag that's painted on the road....with an E scooter...in washington state

[@Stealth55555]

@@NWSteelworker360 We live in clown world now. Thats fukkin INSANE. If you don't want tire marks on something, DON'T PUT IT IN THE FUKIN ROAD! Getting quite fed up with the rainbow fascists and their nonsense

[@elliottklassen1768]

To any male victims of abuse, especially from a female, you are so valid and you deserve justice just as much as any other victim. You’re amazing and strong and I believe you.

[@ritawashere5787]

Yes, I hope men quit thinking they can't say anything because they're a man and women are the fairer sex. *There was another only fans girl that stabbed her boyfriend to death. I don't know if that's going to trial.

[@XMorbidChaosX]

Thank you

[@stevenalexander6713]

God help me, this is one of the funniest videos I've seen on here in a long time. "By the looks of her, she stabbed her only fan." That's it. I'm dead.

[@RoeBoats]

same omf 😂😭😂😭😂

[@Razor_5k]

honestly this shouldn't be as funny as it is. that poor dude avoided death twice by the same chick

[@tlr5519]

I find it crazy how it feels like they are making fun of a domestic abuse situation, I bet you there wouldnt be so much laughter if it was a guy stabbing his girlfriend

[@Ar0474]

​@@tlr5519 oh shut up, they're laughing at the absurdity of her story, not a man getting stabbed. 🙄

[@morganc.m1830]

​@tlr5519 dude, be quiet with your bs. Literally, nobody is laughing at that. Ffs.

[@heatherkoehler3478]

“Community trash can” is actually her OF handle.

[@d.marisafernandes9945]

I was looking for this 😂 thank you

[@JW--dc8ri]

I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@Rockas360]

Best comment of the entire feed 😅

[@beccabean2207]

Hilarious 😂

[@es68951]

Comm Dumpster

[@hoi-polloi1863]

"Yeah, my girlfriend keeps trying to kill me with knives. Quite the little firecracker, amirite?"

[@shaleko]

Why do men do this. She is trying to KILL YOU. Why are you defending her. WHY

[@KathyAnne28]

11:40 to add to what Ken said - women who make FALSE CLAIMS of abuse are horribly damaging to real DV victims.

[@curiosityktty]

Yeah totally agree I hate these fakers

[@cholieandresa]

Agreed and there needs to be serious punishment for false allegations. Not only does it make it hard for other to come forward, and for others to believe her, but also at the same time with some people are quick to destroy the accused and then when found out it’s false… just shrug their shoulders not taking ANY accountability for ruining someone’s whole life over a damn lie.

[@vampirecrush3057]

@@cholieandresa Men can be DV victims too we don't want to forget that the poor guys who get abused almost always get called the abusers first.

[@wmdkitty]

@@vampirecrush3057 FALSE.

[@rabyla6396]

​@@wmdkittywell then you clearly made your case I see

[@jazlinervin]

Every thing she is saying sounds so guilty the whole time lmao she sounds like a toddler that got caught doing something

[@___Lyric___]

I was literally just thinking, “my first grade students come up with better excuses”.

[@WhatyourAncestorsknew]

Personality disorder.

[@jimkozminski7693]

Halfway through the video, "Where's he at anyway?" Bro's just inside, bleeding

[@WackyEncapsulatedFruitCup]

When you have 0 speech level, but still try all the persuasion dialogue choices.

[@Yourmomma92]

💀

[@ZeeNastee]

She puts all her points in melee weapons

[@iibopxii]

@@ZeeNastee😂

[@willsta21]

Bigbee would have her out the window.

[@justind7211]

Perfect comment. +10 internet points

[@AndrewShafer]

"He prob got stabbed over rent money, her OF ain't paying for nothing" 💀💀💀

[@lvplayve8257]

It's as good as that "her only fan" comment at the end

[@theatlastech8792]

Or breathing. They HATE that.

[@ArchCraftGaming]

“Check out that Donk!” “Bro, you getting stabbed” Had me rolling 😂😂

[@ja-x327]

@6:38 😂😂😂

[@_politefrog_8892]

Yeah same here 😂

[@sqeent]

“he was looking at other girls” *has an OF* seems legit.

[@MarsupialMason]

Well if the games being played, might as well play it. Expecially when shes playin the game for money. Hes just lookin for thots online. All i can say is i hope he didnt have to pay for her 4/10 ass. Def not worth a sub unless shes doing some bonified legit crazy stuff i aint seen before. Shes kinda got that booof face, you know shes a trouble maker and that just turns my crank down and not up. Not even worth 5, hope she aint chargin more. Altho that prison sentence has her probly got her makin all sprts of content.. sucks she aint got a camera other than the closed camera circuit

[@LeniBats]

This is just one good reason not to date a girl who has an OF. She'll try to deflate more than just your ego.💀

[@OctoBear88]

Don’t have the misogyny you‼️ GORL POWER‼️ No looking at other jezebels 😂😂

[@actual_doge3221]

She's a control freak

[@foxrunner1570]

average woman behavior

[@TitanicDwarfanGiant]

She literally was like, "He ran into my knife... He ran into my knife TEN TIMES." 😅

[@jessieb7290]

“Cisaro” 😂😂😂

[@KeroChanXcerberus]

Lipschitz 😂

[@Kyon5000]

pop

[@KaliPhantom]

"He had it coming, he only had himself to blame"😂

[@samcarmen]

he had it coming. he had it coming. he only had himself to blame

[@xbrakx]

Dude is bleeding out inside during this entire conversation.

[@roberttrudeau]

Thats how it goes in this country. Drug charge 25 years Attempted murder charge 3 years

[@afroize]

My bro did 3 years for the same thing and he was underage at the time. She literally an adult and got the same time, it's pretty crazy

[@angrydragonslayer]

@@afroize "she" is the reason

[@zfouleur]

It's because she's a girl and she's not illegal.

[@Spooky_Platypus]

@@angrydragonslayerthen what’s the reason male pdf files walk with no jail time constantly? Can’t blame THAT on having a uterus.

[@angrydragonslayer]

@@Spooky_Platypus that's money Did you miss the "reality 101" class?

[@zeroapplause]

Domestic violence calls are among the most terrifying ones cops can have. You pretty much have no clue what you're gonna run into but are guaranteed that somebody's gone psycho. Unfortunately she's being judged more as "a little girl" as opposed to an absolute psychopath because her sentence is like a fifth of what the dude would've gotten if it was reversed.

[@Orquet-qj2nf]

You'd be surprised, then. Way too many times, attempted anything by anyone doesn't even get a proper jailtime.

[@miasoarussrex]

Mm I don’t know about that. My mom’s ex went to jail for attempted murder on her. Got out after 6 months. They don’t take domestic seriously regardless the gender.

[@chewiecastaneda4609]

Cops don’t do anything lmfaooo 😂

[@RachelApril26]

@@miasoarussrexthank you. Women are not and have never been taken seriously. Men get a similar treatment and suddenly “wow if this were reversed” like yeah no. 😢

[@housewilma4904]

@@chewiecastaneda4609 sure and anarchy is just utopia meanies wont let us have "eyeroll"

[@kayleesykes2739]

“I mean yeah but.. that’s just part of my style bro” I almost peed laughing so hard

[@bluwhale374]

“could be long enough to be a sword… please subscribe” LMAO i love dane

[@SirDigbyChikkinCaesar]

Being friends with a former Cook County Hospital ER doctor, the number 1 cause of getting stabbed is "Minding my own business." The runner up is "My baby's momma."

[@mcnamaraky]

Lmao

[@rosemariekeeton]

How does minding my own business become the number one reason for getting stabbed? Seems like not minding your own business/sticking your nose in business that isn't yours would be How you get stabbed, not the other way around!

[@SirDigbyChikkinCaesar]

@@rosemariekeeton you missed the joke. They clearly weren't minding their own business, and yet, they got stabbed

[@ravvy9329]

Ken over here protecting others from meeting with this girl so they don't get stabbed. Bless his soul.

[@bella_da_bee]

"we got a noise complaint and you guys were talking about blood" BLOOD IS NORMAL. I AM REAL HUMAN

[@jordantaylor6682]

JUSTICE FOR DANE 😂

[@DoctorX17]

Nah, we gotta cancel the pineapple lover :P

[@colej5166]

🍍🍍🍍

[@tashley242000]

🍍🩷🍕

[@norXmal]

Pineapple with spicy pepperoni is the bomb

[@SprinkledSpice]

I grew up in the town that pineapple pizza was created and i hate it. BLEGH

[@shocktnc]

OF should be illegal, the human trafficking issues alone on that site 🤮

[@gromswowguide7927]

2020: girl gets charged with attempted murder with a deadly weapon.. 2024 she's been out of prison for a year! she was not even wrong, she thought they'd let her go, but even in the case they didn't, they gave her a slap on the wrist, even with history of trying to do this before.. The justice system truly is the most unjust system when it comes to equality.

[@mikelxanadu]

Facts. If it was a guy it would've been ten times that sentence. It's a societal thing people think that women can't be the abusers.

[@boopityscoopity]

Facts this country disgusts me I watch body cam vids all the time and women get off SO easy…. Caught driving drunk and resisting arrest and they get out in a day with a slight record cus for some reason 90% of the charges disappear. Makes me think I could drunk drive anytime without real consequence.

[@aydolette4665]

There is a mever-ending roster of men who get insanely light sentences as well. I could give examples that I've seen IRL but if I'm being honest, I'm not really trying to write you a report at 11am lol

[@chakravartin3356]

@LunaLilyEnnui maybe get out of your victim fantasy for once and look at the reality? you know you sound like the girl in the video right?

[@haartecart7873]

​@LunaLilyEnnui im sure ur insufferable dw

[@nacerhi5486]

She wanted the courts to promote her OF so that she can pay those lawyer fees 😂

[@moomoocho1196]

Pineapple Crew! Dane that laugh of yours is the best 😊

[@Linda91952]

Dane " you gotta get stabbed for that bro" ☠️🤣

[@mereyemsuzanne8635]

💯 % Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brothermathius9506]

"I'm sorry officer, but you're gonna have to subscribe to find out" 😂

[@josepibayou843]

She knows what she did, she just doesn't want to say it out loud. She is avoiding consequences by denying she did anything. His actions caused this, not her.

[@RavenxElise]

Her: I cut him Officer: With what? Her: I think it was a knife 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@oliversmith6597]

Idk maybe it was a spoon I’m not sure.

[@RebaSuspish23]

@@oliversmith6597 coulda been a spork 🤷‍♀

[@mcnamaraky]

​@@oliversmith6597There is no spoon... It was a spatula.

[@kellismith558]

The fact that this has happened more than once

[@cameronhermann9400]

“Excuse?” This girl is crazy! 🥜 Arrested for same thing before, can’t even give concise story, and doesn’t care at all for what she did? 3 years is pathetic, should have max sentence with all the video evidence from the dog and her statements on body cam

[@daniele.h7697]

She went from not knowing how he could possibly have gotten hurt or stabbed to telling them the exact story and yet only 3 years most likely because of how she looks. That's the American legal system for you.

[@princememphis7726]

She took a plea deal. Probably worth it overall

[@ZeeNastee]

Compared to some other countries legal systems ours is typically more punishing.

[@gamerguy2746]

@@ZeeNasteebut it isn’t any good. Our country has one of the highest re-offender rates because of how piss poor our prisons are

[@boopyondasnooty]

Are you insinuating that she looks good? I got news for you

[@alb91878]

You do realize that there are guys walking free that r*ped women/children or have actually committed murder that only got probation right?

[@helenecook5198]

What’s sad is it is very similar to a case that is waiting to go to trial, but the second time the OFModel stabbed her boyfriend he died. It’s happening too often.

[@ImJustSaijan]

Aint that the one where she said she threw the knife at him?

[@Air_Serpent]

stabbing isn't exactly uncommon, even if we only look at women. The Only Fans just makes it more sensationalized. Ana Trujillo killed her boyfriend by stabbing him with a heel. Sarah Boone locked her boyfriend in a suitcase until he suffocated. It just happens.

[@helenecook5198]

@@Air_Serpentvery true. Just hope this one doesn’t end up like the other.

[@peep3616]

@@Air_Serpent a HEEL? My god, the might it must have taken to do that 😭

[@katieturner6685]

​@@ImJustSaijanyep

[@levsterling]

That thang must be magic for him to have dropped charges

[@j4nk3n]

"Blood is normal" I expected that guy with the human foot to come out the door behind her 😂

[@Albake21z]

I just pisses me off that she got away with this once, then she'll probably out in like a year and just go right back to OF. Our society is so fucked.

[@nicolebarela6872]

Not only that, she's an OF pr0stitute and gets upset he was looking at a but. Smh

[@nathanpremo]

Thats the female privilege of the legal system. "Equality" except when it comes to conquences.

[@tortolgawd4481]

​@@nathanpremoConquences

[@LeniBats]

Our justice system has a real bad habit of giving women lesser sentences than they do men. I think that there should be equality. Universal sentencing for males and females, regardless of circumstances. You do the crime, then you should serve the time in full, no exceptions for gender.

[@HelpW4nted]

I would again like to point out that she took a plea deal. Which is offered to everyone, even men.

[@cb945]

This is the first time I’ve heard anyone use the word “baffled” out loud

[@birch5084]

It's OK Dane, I gotcha. Pineapple on pizza is good!

[@UnreasonableArticulo]

Pineapple on certain pizza is really good. I don't like it on every kind of pizza, but it's very good on some kinds. Even the mouth feel of eating that roasted pineapple is pretty great.

[@Seniorcheesemayne]

Blasphemy 😂

[@coldmoonlight6361]

Ken just made Dane my favorite.

[@CorrvenGill]

"Hawaiian" pizza is terrible and sad. You need more than just ham to make pineapple on pizza good.

[@AlaskanMoose]

Someone had to say it.

[@lulumish8991]

I like just how unabashedly she is using her “I’m a woman, therefore I am automatically the victim” card. Typically people are a lot more subtle when they do that technique.

[@COAC81]

3:57 I love Danes laugh! Makes me smile every time 😊

[@HGJester]

Imagine posting nudes then getting mad when your man looks at another woman. Absolutely insane.

[@chakravartin3356]

watching another girl's ass has also become overglorified petty reason for a girl to hit their partner. i mean, as if a man will leave her anyway just because looking at something. women checking out other men on a daily basis too after all woman slapped man after caught peeping at another girl's body was once just a comedy in the 90's. now it's a death sentence and written in rule book of relationship

[@JoIsAFOX]

"Check out that donk!" "Bruh, you getting stabbed." Lmfaoooooo 🤣😭😭

[@TheGoblinKiing]

Person convicted of attempted murder: 3 years jail. Person convicted of weed possession: 15 years jail. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!!!!

[@chad3232132]

Her being a (fairly small) woman plays a role. If this were a large, imposing man committing the exact same crimes, he'd be looking at vastly more than 3 years in prison. Women in general aren't looked at by the justice system as being as dangerous as men, both for violent and nonviolent crimes, even if they commit the exact same offencs

[@Mkaythen]

Boyfriend: (gets sha🩹d by gf) The Chick: “Don’t worry Captain, we’ll buff out those scratches!”

[@felixtjoanda3841]

Where in the world does a band-aid get called anke? is that some sorta Australian thing or?

[@OlyxSystem]

@@felixtjoanda3841bruh i thought it was a really creative say to censor the word shamked

[@Mkaythen]

@@OlyxSystemfinally, a person with sense. That’s exactly why I used it, since I couldn’t use the sharp kitchen utensil emoji, or type in the word. I should’ve used cheese since it’s sometimes sharp too. 😂

[@AustinC-ul3vq]

​@@MkaythenThats not what common sense means 😂

[@kokokawaii1127]

mans got Sha-bandaid'd

[@emanuelvillarreal6783]

PINEAPPLE CREW 🍍 sweet+salty combo goes hard

[@purr181]

add jalapeño slices for sweet, salty, spicy... perfect! 😩❤️

[@avatar40k86]

PINEAPPLE CREW! My dad got Pineapple and Onions on a mod pizza, and I was surprised how good it was. If you like Onions I recommend.

[@tatianaraglmar5912]

I do pineapple with bacon ❤

[@MamaMoonHigurashi2023]

My fave pizza combo: Pineapple, bacon, pepperoni & extra cheese. Perfect combo of sweet & salty with a bit of a kick

[@jessieb7290]

🍍😋

[@bradywalker5291]

"it looks like she's out now" So what you're saying is.. She's available..?

[@peanutbuttersalmon7276]

3 years for attempted murder ? Even our justice system awards failure

[@HelpW4nted]

She took a plea deal. She would have gotten more if she actually tried to plea innocent and was found guilty. Since it would be the judge deciding her sentence.

[@mock3631]

I don’t believe that’s right either I could stab a guy and as long as I say I’m sorry I’ll be out in 3 years? And who the hell is gonna plead innocent after this footage

[@princessjake2747]

@@HelpW4nted Honestly, do they give a Nobel Prize for ATTEMPTED chemistry?!

[@housewilma4904]

@@HelpW4nted honestly every day i come around more and more that plea deals should be illegal cause it seems like 9 times out of 10 its just a way for shameless people to get short sentences and law officals get to do less work for more pay.

[@RebekahInspires]

My sister has a serious mental illness and often times can become violent and then has no memory of her violence about half the time. It's pretty scary, especially when her meds aren't working right. This girl I feel like is lying about not being able to remember; however, for people with serious mental illnesses sometimes some people can black out memories. She's definitely too calm, cool and collected in this scenario for her not to be a psychopath.

[@Toolness1]

Attempted murder ON CAMERA, the second time she stabbed the same dude......and they still give her a plea deal. The patriarchy is super real, guys!!!

[@chaospixie2170]

1:16 now I love Dane even more lol! I ALWAYS put pineapple on my pizza. It’s perfectly accepted in Canada where we started it. 😂

[@justinbutler117]

Abuse can go both ways. Its not just men who abuse

[@justinbutler117]

Wow, this has gone way past abuse. That's attempted murder

[@turboshazed7370]

NO SHIT. WE ALL KNOW THAT.

[@RestrictedFilms]

... 2/3 of domestic abuse involves female aggressors. It seems it's mostly women who abuse, Chief ...

[@dragonfliesnh4204]

@@turboshazed7370 Unfortunately not everyone has that mindset and there are a lot of people who believe men can't be SAed. Many men don't come forward because they aren't always believed or mocked if their abuser is a woman. People with common sense knows that women can also be abusers. Not everyone has common sense.

[@VastDeath]

​@@dragonfliesnh4204many men that don't believe men can be SA'd*

[@Sonstbenannt]

I think he told her for a long time to stop quitting and after 3 years of ignoring him he decided to do the same as she did to him all these years. To go out and state that he was untruthful is just bonkers.

[@leahmaciaslarios]

Lmfaooooo who’s side am I on when Ken attacks Dane 😭 it’s like when mom and dad fight 🤣🤣

[@JakJac980]

How dare you disrespect pineapple... So rude... Dane... I'm with you, sir!! 😂😂

[@duaneconway5935]

pineapple crew all the way. pineapple crew assemble.🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍

[@thecalham]

As a pizza creator I love all you pineapple fiends

[@zombieking1o1]

1:16 IM HERE FOR YA PINAPPLE PIZZA BROTHERS!!!

[@vexxmaddox4112]

That pineapple comment was diabolical 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@duaneconway5935]

pineapple crew all the way. pineapple crew assemble.

[@OliPeters2003]

@@duaneconway5935 Pineapple is the best fruit

[@siriush100]

I'm convinced that nobody laughs harder at these two guys commentary than these two guys.

[@davidcathro3510]

Pineapple crew represent! Your in Australia now Ken, that kind of hate speech can get you deported

[@patrickchorlton3449]

He probably told her he likes pineapple on pizza

[@michaelpiper8198]

I mean if THATS the reason then….😈

[@dragonskull473slayer9]

Dane is so funny, I love that he loves pineapples on pizza!

[@Dumbscience4thewin]

uits good with SOME Things

[@danthebikemandan]

best kind of pizza

[@BlackDragongrc]

I love Hawaiian barbecue pizza

[@duaneconway5935]

pineapple crew all the way. pineapple crew assemble.🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍

[@Dumybunny]

Ken is punching the air rn

[@iamafanofmanythings3973]

7:09 ken you just outted yourself 😂 instagram algorithms shows you what you look at/"like" the most lmaooo

[@loweredyote8416]

That’s not really true tho. I have bbls all over the place on mine and I get on mine maybe once every couple months and I never watch reels

[@ZombiCat_]

The trash being outside is probably apartment valet trash. My apartment has that too and they have you put out your trash like that.

[@damedusa5107]

I think it’s disgusting way of doing it. Because the system is always abused . People leave smelly filthy things.

[@aberdeeen]

@@damedusa5107 ok but wheres the smelly filthy things supposed to go?

[@wrenbyrd1093]

I had nasty neighbors that left the same trash bag out in the same position for weeks. We have to take our trash to the dumpsters ourselves. The front door is outside to our apartments. Those nasty people drew roaches into my apartment and I had to complain. They moved out and I saw that the apartment had to rip out all the carpets because they were stained! They had at least a cat and a dog. 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢

[@Air_Serpent]

I love Ken and Dane's rare rivalry moments 😂 it's so wholesome and funny.

[@jewelofgod4262]

I just found your channel and have been binge watching for the last few days! I haven't laughed this hard in years. You remind me of my favorite cousin and all our good times ✌️❤️😊

[@petite_sami]

PINEAPPLE CREWWW!! LET'S GO!!! It isn't my #1 but I still get excited to see it LOL

[@Popsicle.planetx]

"Look at that DONK." dane is the funniest man alive

[@florencethibodeau9237]

11:09 I wanna mention too that it’s had for male victims of abuse sometimes because some people don’t take it as seriously. Like I’ve had a friend being publicly abused and no one said anything. And I’ve seen a video too of actors, one man, one woman. They pretended to be in an argument and when the man was yelling at the woman people tried to stop him but when he was being yelled at no one cares. I know there’s more male abusers and such but it’s still sad to see.

[@thedoty5729]

WOW! I don't know who's crazier her for her actions or that dude for going back to that psycho

[@frostdemen1]

I can only imagine she makes a mean mac 'n cheese worth risking his life over

[@danthemankhan]

Look, if you find a woman who is willing to be with you, you can't just give that up.

[@liamcrawford4150]

​@@danthemankhanthat's real

[@MacCrunch]

It's quite troubling that domestic disputes can escalate to dangerous levels like this.

[@MollyEva-l1l]

“He was looking at other girls!!!!” I love you two 😂😂😂

[@waluigidude361]

It’s okay Dane, I like pineapple on my pizza too! I pair it with jalapeños, so it’s got a nice heat to accompany the zap from the pineapple! Really a great combo!

[@micahmagnusen2184]

Try, Pineapple, Green Olive, Banana Pepper, Jalapeño, and Canadian Bacon. It's amazing, sweet, spicy, sour, and salty all at once.

[@De_Lus]

@@micahmagnusen2184 you can add some caramelised union and feta to go with it

[@elaineedgington934]

Okay to clear up the trash can question... The apartment complex has valet trash pick up on certain nights of the week. You leave the trash can outside your front door and it gets picked up.

[@dr.awesomeisawesome9567]

Danes a real one. He knows good food and ain't letting others tell him otherwise

[@Madifishy]

As soon as she mentioned Seminole county and Orange county, I was entirely unsurprised to learn that this took place in Florida

[@Orquet-qj2nf]

So before you get real committed, check on their criminal record.

[@mizpike1683]

Poor guy. He’s in there bleeding out ffs while she babbles through her story. 🤦‍♀️

[@Aasha383]

Loving the new body cam, law and crime videos! Best reactionssss

[@lildiq1171]

1:06 pineapple pizza is bomb "come at me community!" lol

[@belleastoria8862]

this was the funniest video I’ve seen in a while - THANK YOU 😂

[@jsswish1]

“I must have blacked out. It wasn’t until I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew he was dead. He had it coming….” Extra credit if you sang it 🤣🤣

[@paolaramos3036]

The sweetness of the pineapple works with the salty ham wonderfully, Chang my mind

[@keithconti6057]

1st degree murder? what.. that would be premedidtated, heat of passion is manslaughter.. what kind of lawyer did this woman have?

[@rheesie6541]

Proud member of the Pineapple Crew. GET HIM, DANE!

[@samwheeler1650]

Same

[@demiifrost]

It's okay Dane, I too love pineapple on pizza. My best friend makes vomiting noises whenever I mention it to him

[@itsjustme1139]

🍍🍕🤤❤

[@KitZilla-fp5ue]

im convinced half of the haters havent even tried it!!! pineapple pizza SLAPS.

[@iimasheriiol222]

@@KitZilla-fp5ueyep

[@legacymse7095]

It doesn't belong on a pizza, there's no harmony between the pineapple and everything else.... buuuuut it's just good. Who cares about "the right way". The genius who made that move didn't care and made something delicious. Most of the haters never tried it anyway

[@KitZilla-fp5ue]

@@legacymse7095 so true. preach

[@HighClassWhiteTrashCharlee]

I lived in a luxury apartment building for a couple years in Atlanta and we had benches outside our door that opened up to put the trash bags in. I loved it! Not having to take trash out was awesome but I missed (and still miss) having our own home.

[@TheAirBear2000]

Is pineapple on pizza supposed to make me like Dane less? Because it's doing the exact opposite!

[@shinypeanut8631]

CinnamonToastCrime is my new favorite thing

[@erinyoutube]

Man I love both of you. Dane Buff Pro and Ken Cinnamon!!

[@michaelboerlage7988]

Beyond my comprehension why people pay for pron while there's lifetimes of free pron.

[@frostdemen1]

That's probably what she said right before the knife got involved

[@samwheeler1650]

a lot of the 'models' allegedly do 'extra' stuff for more money. Off camera stuff...

[@matthemberry]

You do know that you can type porn right?

[@chad3232132]

OnlyFans plays more towards the creepy stalker type. They can go on them and pay the person to do specific things they ask for.

[@chad3232132]

@@samwheeler1650 Given how many personal services these people offer, I'm shocked we don't hear about OnlyFans people being stalked, assaulted, and even murdered more often. They really do a lot of things that can attract those types of people.

[@purg3pup]

I’m with Dane on this one, pineapple w/ bacon on pizza 😤😤 10/10 always hits

[@ziggylegion1604]

bacon, pineapple, jalapeño pizza = 🔥🔥🔥

[@Aquatica87Heaven]

No. Eww.

[@jenniferwebb4628]

Only if we talking real bacon not ham

[@s3rye306]

Everyone who hates pineapple on pizza, just remember. There are things you love that other people hate. We all have different taste buds. I personally don't like pineapple on pizza, but I respect people's preferences

[@arianacorvin]

Bacon, pineapple and mushrooms= 💯💯💯💯

[@BadInfluence433]

She should’ve asked the cops to run to the store to get her some tampons. 😂😂😂

[@Jules-916]

Trust me, I'm a vampire, blood is 100% normal

[@elaineedgington934]

ALWAYS a big YES on the pineapple pizza debate!!! I am with you Dane!

[@devinkavanaugh1034]

Three years thats crazy. Ive had much worse done to me on multiple occasions and there was never more than a night in jail

[@AmyWarriorPrincess]

Ham and pineapple pizza is the best! Stop it!🤣🤣

[@duaneconway5935]

pineapple crew all the way. pineapple crew assemble.

[@Playingwithproxies]

Ham bacon pineapple pizza my dude

[@Tchika]

@@duaneconway5935 I'm here, captain 🙋‍♀

[@nayroy18]

lol 3 years for attempted murder

[@marydoryan7231]

Wild.

[@JW--dc8ri]

Women

[@danthemankhan]

It wasn't attempted murder, she plea dealed to a lesser crime.

[@taishanireed]

It's my head canon that Dane would never put pineapple on pizza 😂

[@joeywagner1229]

Me literally eating a Hawaiian pizza with extra pineapple as Ken calls me out 🥲

[@frostdemen1]

It's ok we accept all humans of all genders, social or racial backgrounds and even weirdos such as yourself