Off-Book: You Gotta Crush A Kid's Dreams (with Paul F. Tompkins)

[@pumpedupbricks]

“Here come your football twins!” is the single funniest thing anyone has ever said

[@PhyreSpore]

The kids' reaction noises kill me every time. They're the cherry on top of this whole song.

[@frogwhisperer2067]

Not to your guts!!

[@Persephales]

Waaaaagh!?

[@HPDDJ]

RIP Football Twins.

[@lulusobel8643]

@snake and spider stew One is alive

[@SkylarLlewelyn]

i cant believe this is the OPENER to the FIRST EPISODE.

[@robertruiz369]

I truly think this could be the best episode of all time. So many amazing, funny, and catchy songs! "Here come your football twins!" Amazing.

[@CarlosMensuckass]

Best episode of ANY podcast, agreed! :) Dang dang, ya know?

[@thomaspotts1801]

Paul's zoo line gets me every time!

[@joshdotapproximately]

Noooooo, you gotta find your own way home!

[@finleyforevermore]

There's no way I'm gonna put you in my car, and let you roam around the neighborhood!

[@candystorekid4207]

this is the best song ever

[@myra_4]

And it's the very first song of the podcast!

[@nerddegreeburns]

This song is straight fire.

[@kylenewk243]

this song really gets stuck in my head all the time

[@p.hearst990]

Wow. My dad must have loved this song when I was a kid

[@Persephales]

😂😭

[@nathanprocope9438]

But you drove me 😂

[@blad4752]

Ahh great the first episode of OFF BOOK. I was really surprised when the kids died, Still a cool story though

[@dylancarey9604]

listened to this 5 times in a row......

[@mamamiabenjamia]

oooh that takes me back. back to everything i was good at and enjoyed as a kid.

[@onepieceofstardust9194]

I laughed so hard while listening to song, and this was only from the first episode!

[@jessattebery7761]

You drove me…🤣

[@mrsups7122]

Sung by Randy Marsh

[@jdhowell916]

OH WOW

[@adrianglory8083]

Marry me Jess