Hey Doug, how did it feel being the creator of slavery
@Inquired_Hope10 ай бұрын
I cast rivify on the bread god >:3
@thescholarofAK10 ай бұрын
I love how each person instantly built a role and stuck with it. Crow played the gimmick character, Failboat played the bard, and Doug played the unethical warlock. We need more!
@alfasolmega445810 ай бұрын
He may be unethical, but he will never be the legendary "I Cast Thunder Spell!' wizard.
@FinnishCrystal10 ай бұрын
he will be baby slaver... wait thats not what it sounds like@@alfasolmega4458
@viktorbazina10 ай бұрын
@alfasolmega4458 I'd argue that Sophist is less evil, sure he betrayed his party once but not really and he killed a child. But at least he hasn't enslaved anyone yet. Which I'd argue is more evil.
@arjunbaweja775510 ай бұрын
isn't failboat the archer
@robotbuilder8710 ай бұрын
Crow also likes eating coins
@Tappwuztaken9 ай бұрын
"I forbid you from questioning my plans again" "I love my free will!" bread damn this is hilarious
@alice-dl6mf7 ай бұрын
The breable is a myth! Jesus Crust was a fraud! The only true religion is “castenslavecreatureism”
@spidey11006 ай бұрын
Don't use the loaf's name in vain. *Actually kinda proud of myself for that one.*
@Jasper6794 ай бұрын
the bread god smites you both from the depths of dougs black hole
@SwaggerStreet24 ай бұрын
We shall worship the god of bread forever.
@NaturallyAnIdiot3 ай бұрын
@@SwaggerStreet2You mean the bread of bread
@realMaggyMage10 ай бұрын
I love the fact that it says bread in the subtitles every time Pointcrow says god. Just the little details
@chillycharizard598510 ай бұрын
I also wanted to comment this lol
@RHM08710 ай бұрын
Bread for the bread bread
@genericname274710 ай бұрын
@@RHM087 funniest joke in the whole video.
@thegamersclub932610 ай бұрын
Except once.
@NoName-ij7vq10 ай бұрын
Need more Doug Doug
@maphay699210 ай бұрын
I like how Doug looks at "Years Left" and thinks, oh that's what age I am
@TheLethargicWeirdo98510 ай бұрын
We'll he's not entirely wrong, if it gets to 0 he dies either way lol
@dumpsterbabies845310 ай бұрын
He either become a baby who doesn’t know anything or a old man who is confused
@terramarc10 ай бұрын
@@TheLethargicWeirdo985 technically if he gets to 0 he could be up to 364 days old and still be “0”, but he goes to -17 when he dies and a negative number is definitely below 0 (also it does go the other way I guess, because if you have 0 years left it could just mean you have up to 364 more days left since it’s not technically been a whole year)
@day71639 ай бұрын
I thought he understood, but was just joking about it
@dylanherrera53959 ай бұрын
@@TheLethargicWeirdo985he *is* wrong but was likely just joking about it
@milesanderson81329 ай бұрын
“Do you know where FDD is?” “I cast enslave creature on point crow”
@user-cu9rb9cx6m9 ай бұрын
Honestly better anime plot twist I have seen in MONTHS
@moonstarstudios96959 ай бұрын
I only want to Know if he is still enslaved now that Doug Doug is no morw
@youtuberjestforfun90748 ай бұрын
"counterpoint, YOU'RE MINE"
@ApolloCaskie7 ай бұрын
@@youtuberjestforfun9074 Sounds like someone's fanfic 🤣
@Numbergamer20246 ай бұрын
39:29 Another enslaving lol (Noah did the math wrong. he should be 11)
@monticello1510 ай бұрын
The subtitles replacing every time pointcrow says "god" with "bread" is the greatest thing
@bread023710 ай бұрын
Excuse me, but do you have a moment to learn about Yeastlam/Crustianity and Yeastus Crust our Loaf and Savory?
@Kool-gui9 ай бұрын
@bread0237 no sorry I'm caleist, i dont belive in bread.
@spectrestaff9 ай бұрын
@@bread0237 ✅Yeastus crust ⛔Sourtan
@Krisnt-9 ай бұрын
@@bread0237 I'm going to cherish this comment.
@gomert61309 ай бұрын
Bread
@detrimen9 ай бұрын
I like to imagine that Doug’s warlock isn’t actually getting younger, but just thinks he is and acts accordingly.
@thesemipro8228 ай бұрын
So he's going senile. Very fitting
@rene.133dias36 ай бұрын
@@thesemipro822 and bald
@spidey11006 ай бұрын
@@rene.133dias3 I think the sports term here is "Going, going and Gone!" Gone bald. Like, years ago. So sad...
@JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r5 ай бұрын
You don't have to imagine, this is literally what he did. Best part of the episode
@stone5against13 ай бұрын
Makes sense that the bald dude would play a senile old warlock losing his mind more and more
@EGGM4N9 ай бұрын
I love how the pinnacle of DnD is both a well thought out worldbuilding with an intriguing, emotionally captivating story _and_ whatever this is.
@archbishopofpride2966 ай бұрын
I mean tbf this isn’t dnd, this is roleplaying with slides
@quixQuery4 ай бұрын
@@archbishopofpride296 It's not DnD, but it definitely classifies in the same vein as tabletop rpgs, even if it is less structured.
@seamussweeney14 ай бұрын
This in my opinion is a very good staryer to dnd @@archbishopofpride296
@SillySyrup10 ай бұрын
38:31 It's an amazing detail that when PointCrow's character loses favour with the bread god, Noah no longer replaces the word "god" in the captions with "bread." Honestly I love the thought put into that.
@wili95719 ай бұрын
I read it as "the dough put into that"
@5uperM9 ай бұрын
@@wili9571 you get smited
@sirkelendor54299 ай бұрын
@@5uperM a fuckin brioche loaf falls from heaven to kill this man
@Ussonan-Foderation20169 ай бұрын
@5uperM got baked
@desmondcooley17779 ай бұрын
btw i didn't get the last pun, anyone wanna transcribe it rq?
@mootnoos841510 ай бұрын
I now GENUINELY want a dnd campaign with Doug, failboat, circletoons, pointcrow, and vernias run by Noah, that shit would BANG
@ed_cmntonly10 ай бұрын
Season finale with all of the content creators Noah has invited to join during these past few months, for one last DND campaign, and the final boss shall be the little girl that Sophist killed with his thunder spell in the first DND campaign, with a Vaporeon, a Mimic Detector 7.0, and five dragons, also courtesy of Sophist
@t0rya10 ай бұрын
@@ed_cmntonlyand a shadow realm mechanic!
@Splinter-ge9pf10 ай бұрын
and in a dramatic twist of fate, it turns out the girls name was Raphael all along
@isaacbatgamer995810 ай бұрын
I just imagine That Doug Failboat Point crow, circle toons. would all somehow team up together in the finale to dunk on vernias ( the only sane one) and make him insane
@massimilianoreali439810 ай бұрын
@@isaacbatgamer9958add also sophist and you get vernias apocalypse
@izanamisgrave9 ай бұрын
I love the implication that souldrain could've been used as a tactical life steal for his life costing spells yet he never used it in favor of being an infant
@PolandSphere10 ай бұрын
Haven't watched the video yet, but seeing DougDoug and Pointcrow in the thumbnail immediately makes me think that this might be the most chaotic video yet
@Asaisgaming-yw7ti10 ай бұрын
YES
@Tigery76010 ай бұрын
Clearly, the video is rigged.
@voidheartt10 ай бұрын
@@Tigery760I see that you're a man of culture.
@robert.723010 ай бұрын
I was cheering when i saw doug
@StardustSparkless10 ай бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and just thought "HE GOT DOUGDOUG AND POINTCROW IT'S SO OVER"
@BarrenAcc10 ай бұрын
"Failboat... this is a Google slides rpg" "So can I be a horse" 💀
@EEEEEEEE10 ай бұрын
E
@brandonschnacker185410 ай бұрын
And his answer still was no
@no-xi6zd9 ай бұрын
@@brandonschnacker1854 well atleast he got to be a centaur
@inkerJ7 ай бұрын
“You can be a centaur” “Damn”
@trolliffy1159 ай бұрын
21:34 "Can we really leave them behind?" Literal demon in his ear: "Y E S"
@Fife_M10 ай бұрын
*Failboat’s backstory (+Noah’s responses)* *(FAILBOAT)* As a young mare, I always dreamed of the city, however my parents forbode it, saying I needed to practice my prance and my goring charges. Life on the farms was a simpler one, but I made it through knowing that if I could last a little longer, I would be able to break out of this cycle of sulfur and hate. *[NOAH]* how did you type that out in like 3 seconds *(FAILBOAT)* My rivals name is Stefan. I was born quite a bulky horse myself, but everything Stefan did came naturally to him, a true steed with no compare, and although it shames me to admit, I find myself to be one of his admirers too. While we grew up competing in trials, learning the ropes together, spending long nights talking about our dreams under the glistening night sky while letting the cold brisk wind wash over our bodies, I knew that once I left for the city, l'd have to leave him behind too, as Stefan yearned for war, and that was one thing we could not see eye to eye on. _(Commenter’s note: I think he meant to name the rival Raphael)_ *[NOAH]* how much backstory have you written *(FAILBOAT)* There has been one singular time since leaving my family, the Castle Hounds, that my goals and morality were questioned. One singular instance where I was not able to hold strong to my pacifist beliefs. And it came at a time when I felt I would be at my strongest. After leaving my village, I became a simple hoof for hire, doing jobs like pulling carts or helping to tend fields, all to save up funds to make it in the city. However, it was on one of those jobs that I felt a confliction in my morals. It was a simple escort mission, escort a newlywed couple, the wife 8 months pregnant, through a forest and deliver them to the town 8 miles north. A simple trip that I've done time and time again. However on this particular trip, the goblins had grown wise to my comings and goings and had staged an ambush. Suddenly in the middle of the brush, a vile goblin, covered in scars and mud, lunged down from the trees. Instinctively I kicked it away, no problem, to adventure is not without risk and I was experienced at turned deadly encounters into simple scuffles. But it seems while I was distracted, a goblin had grabbed the woman from my cart and held her hostage. The goblin, his sickening veing fingers cutting into the woman's throat, bellowed with a low scratchy voice, "Entertainment is king, Horse, and Rachnir the goblin wants a laugh. Kill the man you carry and I will release his wench". The goblins closed in around us, 10... No maybe 20 of them all around, each of them looking to rip us to shreds but only being held back by the whims of the goblin holding my passenger captive no more than 50 feet away. I was helpless, all my training and experience and the most I could do was cower and bend to their demand. The woman screamed and pleaded, but the groom turned to face me, with a cruel unfair look of resolve in his eyes. I knew that despite the situation, despite all the stakes, he was immediately prepared to give his life for his wife and child. And that was a conviction I could not deny. I had been trained in how to deliver a swift kill, not just to end battles quickly, but to ensure those found suffering on the battlefield did not have to suffer for long. With one strong rear kick, I snapped his neck with a loud crack. The crack seemed to echo as silence took the space. A couple goblins laughed. Then more. And suddenly the whole forest it seemed shook with a sickening static of shrill voices grating against each other, saliva and dirt being thrown into the air as the goblins hit the ground while cackling. I had been through years of combat training and had seen my fair share of fighting, but this wasnt fighting, this wasn't combat, this was evil. A pure and unparalleled evil. As I looked back from the twisted neck of a brave corpse, I saw the wife's body, laying bloodied on the ground, a crooked goblin spear driven through her back. The goblin that called himself Rachnir screeched through his laugher, "Now THAT was a show, fantastic job Horse, you entertain better than many who walk these paths." My hoof passed clean through his lower torso, as the 50 foot gap that seemed so distant was something I crossed in a mere second. Before the goblins knew what was happening, a second hoof landed squarely above his eye, as I stuck him whole attempting to cave in his skull, but unfortunately it seems I was not alone in having familiarity to combat, as Rachnir, screaming in pain, managed to dodge my decisive blow and take a massive wound to his head in trade. "Kill that Horse and bring me their bodies! The one who snags the Horse’s head eats their fill tonight!" Rachnir scrambled away as all the 20 goblins I could make out, plus more from hiding, descended upon me in a flash of flesh and shadow. Through the arms and the blood spiraling around me as I began my counter attack, I could see the shadow of an injured Rachnir growing smaller and smaller. I thought back to my village, my rival, to the city I wanted to make it big in, and for the first time I thought, "Was this the price I was prepared to pay for all of it?" As night drew in, I made it to our destination. The wagon creaked and splintered as it moved, carrying the lifeless bodies of my clients. I could barely walk, covered in scrapes and the cold remains of goblin, but I was able to deliver the happy couple to their final place of resting, before collapsing myself. Since that incident, my goals have shifted. I no longer feel I deserve the city of my dreams, however I desire it nonetheless. I shall first hunt Rachnir, the one who took my morality from me, and then, only then, will I be able to fulfill that cruel look the man gave me before I took his life. I do not know if that man would have wanted revenge, but I refuse to see one who holds to their conviction to such a high degree be disgraced if it is within my power. I swear, to never let a passenger on my cart suffer again. *[NOAH]* failboat… *[NOAH]* this is a google slides rpg *(FAILBOAT)* So can I be a horse *[NOAH]* you may be a centaur if you choose
@markhague966710 ай бұрын
This is perfect
@Legomaster-jv8ll10 ай бұрын
The fact that failboat somehow surprised Noah is astounding. I legit love failboat somehow out chaosing noah.
@FirstLast-wk3kc10 ай бұрын
It's so majestic
@roaringthunder11510 ай бұрын
Peak fiction
@xhbirohx221410 ай бұрын
I'd watch horse google slides rpg
@ChildNightmare10 ай бұрын
"I knew our paths would reunite against all of our will" that killed me
@macdoodleer9 ай бұрын
15:10 god, i wish my players were as good as this. pointcrow is a GMs dream: a player who, even though knowing his actions will have consequences, does what his character would. amazing
@AnhedonicAlien10 ай бұрын
I can’t believe Noah knew Doug’s familiar would dance & spent hours animating FDD doing every single Fortnite emote, the animation is so fluid & clean
@im_a_idiotnctzen519110 ай бұрын
“Can he get a disadvantage because he likes being dominated”
@revilno10 ай бұрын
My favorite line (36:09)
@Sammmy_boi10 ай бұрын
doug doug out of context
@pkmntrainermark888110 ай бұрын
"Yeah! Wait, what?"
@im_a_idiotnctzen51919 ай бұрын
Okay, this is probably the most amount of likes I have ever gotten, thanks to those who liked 😁
@_amya__6 ай бұрын
@@pkmntrainermark8881 "Is that true Pointcrow ?"
@splatphoenix37019 ай бұрын
"failboat.... this is a google slides rpg" "so can i be a horse" "you may be a centaur if you choose" "damn" 😭
@MidnightIrisGrr10 ай бұрын
I can't believe Failboat wrote such a genuinely moving and impactful backstory, but Noah STILL wouldn't let him be a horse. This is the Magic The Noah content we all love to see. Also Failboat should genuinely consider writing a book or at least a short story because that was good stuff.
@RayDragonM10 ай бұрын
that’s my streamer 🥹
@roaringthunder11510 ай бұрын
Agreed
@bamers40410 ай бұрын
99x yes for this
@percher482410 ай бұрын
writing stream when it sounds dumb, but protonjon did it and it was incredible
@drunkchey973910 ай бұрын
found the tumblr fanfic enjoyers
@MrOliPantz10 ай бұрын
29:52 "Is this wizard a friend or a foe?" "well, he just cast fireball on pointcrow" rhyme of the millenia.
@Ajdin_110310 ай бұрын
This comment deserves 1K likes
@createur810 ай бұрын
That's the entire RPG videos of this channel there
@curlybrace49849 ай бұрын
Bars?
@MogaTange-m7b9 ай бұрын
I love that The Plan involved losing Failboat down a river so he could be teleported back to them by a random wizard encounter
@justanicemelon996310 ай бұрын
16:13 "My lover! " 'Do you know this man? " "Yes. Raphael. " That is my favorite part of the video honestly
@DCdabest9 ай бұрын
A good BG3 reference in the wild. Already a classic.
@thatoneegg4627 ай бұрын
I love how passionate he is about him
@drago24122 ай бұрын
Gee, thanks for being honest with us.
@justanicemelon99632 ай бұрын
@@drago2412 your welcome :D
@ashercandelario437410 ай бұрын
I love how DougDoug was the villain of the group but was the one to sacrifice himself at the end
@mandowarrior1239 ай бұрын
He did what needed to be done, always with the bigger picture in sight. Plus he ejected into age reversal universe with the gold coins.
@mittycommitspizzatime929 ай бұрын
It’s like Majin Vegeta sacrificing himself with final explosion to take down Majin Buu
@Zapples129 ай бұрын
@@mittycommitspizzatime92fr
@Sipstic9 ай бұрын
it was all part of his plan
@girosvaldodeskate22149 ай бұрын
Just like sophist sacrificed himself against princess vaporeon
@kashino55archive949 ай бұрын
Okay but honestly I do really like the idea of a warlock who achieves immortality by directly linking their age to their magic and casting spells to instantly become younger It's an interesting tradeoff
@aNyoomie10 ай бұрын
Fail creating pages of backstory for his horse is so awesome LOOOOL 16:25
@remor69810 ай бұрын
Also reading Noah's reactions interspersed between each paragraph is hilarious.
@Connor_merkle10 ай бұрын
My favorite part of it, is after he finished noah just say "you know this is a google slides rpg?"
@andersbundgaard503910 ай бұрын
I read the whole thing
@JustAPerson-vm6ez10 ай бұрын
My favourite part is how the backstory has such a huge deal about morals and how killing is bad and then murders a bandit by splitting his skull with an arrow
@JoeForSomeReason10 ай бұрын
lmao I like how noah is like "How did you typing so fast"
@hollowminded1210 ай бұрын
17:30 I love how you can clearly tell the turning point when everything started to become trulty chaotic and it all leads back to doug
@Kokokekko710 ай бұрын
he learned from the main charatcter twitch chat how to make everything chaotic
@DanDoesDnD9 ай бұрын
It became chaotic from the first black hole XD
@andrewcavender84439 ай бұрын
*3 pages of horse backstory* "Failboat this is a google slides rpg" "So can I be a horse"
@Dusty276310 ай бұрын
"If you have a weird idea, then it goes" Point: *"and i took that personally"*
@clintonbehrends465910 ай бұрын
bread plays a huge role in religons everywhere it's not that wierd
@juanix994810 ай бұрын
I think he meant the breastfeeding doug part lmao @@clintonbehrends4659
@chaoticdetectivepeach10 ай бұрын
@@clintonbehrends4659They're referring to the bit where point immediately responded "Can I breastfeed Doug"?
@EEEEEEEE10 ай бұрын
E
@entropyascending51510 ай бұрын
Dougdoug shouldve died before they could even get to the first fight
@dracoeclipse192510 ай бұрын
16:36 Failboat: writing out one of the most detailed and impressive horse backstories every Noah: failboat... this is a google slides rpg I found this hilarious XD
@JuggR9 ай бұрын
I found the comment
@Jaykaayy9 ай бұрын
"So I can be a horse?"
@BleachedBlackSocks9 ай бұрын
I read that entire thing. it's actually pretty damn well written. the teen rival, the evil goblins, the sacrifice that failed.... a work of art.
@TheSillyCreechur8 ай бұрын
@@Jaykaayy"You may be a centaur if you choose"
@AbuRaihan-yh5bq4 ай бұрын
@@TheSillyCreechur"damn"
@Fluff_Noodles9 ай бұрын
16:25 - 16:37 This is genuinely a fantastic character concept and i might steal the idea for a mini campaign or something like that
@momsagainstbullying68195 ай бұрын
lol true
@kuchenjaeger216410 ай бұрын
You HAVE to bring Doug back. The absolute chaos he added to this episode is amazing!
@d1kgaws1210 ай бұрын
Someday. Doubt next time.
@zacharygilmore107510 ай бұрын
Dougdoug is basically Sophist, but with black holes instead of thunder spells.
@randomgamer48549 ай бұрын
Yes he should be back at some point in the future
@kuba890p9 ай бұрын
@@zacharygilmore1075he's like sophist but vegetable
@user-cu9rb9cx6m9 ай бұрын
Sophist the lightning god Dougdoug the dark enslaver
@DaniLeafish10 ай бұрын
I’ve never been more hyped in my life Doug Doug and Magic the Noah in one video is insane
@MatthewHeim202610 ай бұрын
And pointcrow
@ed_cmntonly10 ай бұрын
r/wehatedougdoug is definitely gonna take notes out of this one
@genericname274710 ай бұрын
@@ed_cmntonly DougDoug supports slavery
@Door22710 ай бұрын
@@ed_cmntonlyhe didn’t even bring the main character twitch chat, he truly hates his fanbase
@grimm399510 ай бұрын
@@ed_cmntonlyr/wehated-ougdoug will hear about this
@AlexanderLingg9 ай бұрын
"A warlock that's slowly dying" my ass, dude lost half his life two minutes into the video 😂
@queertearss7 ай бұрын
"a warlock that's quickly dying"
@beckycupka10 ай бұрын
As someone who works with horses, I can verify, a horse would totally part ankle-high water and cast a force field to avoid getting wet 😂
@The_Natalist9 ай бұрын
That is absolutely true 😂
@ApolloCaskie7 ай бұрын
So horses are catkin?
@starlight_studios_art9 ай бұрын
The fact that the bread god makes puns implies that the bread god was just jelous of pointcrows puns
@magicball32019 ай бұрын
8:59 You can see all the extra work Noah had prepared that never came up. Like a true DM, theres so much work players never see
@ed_cmntonly7 ай бұрын
As a DM this pierces through my soul in the most relateable way possible
@GnomeAndHalflingEnjoyer9 ай бұрын
20:09 Point Crowe IMMEDIATELY AND INSTANTLY diving in after the gold coin Dougdoug casually tossed in the river like a cool guy was amazing.
@thatoneegg4627 ай бұрын
I need an animation of this
@doubleking707010 ай бұрын
The players are terrible? So nothing’s changed…
@splop315010 ай бұрын
well productionvalue went up
@_agent_999_10 ай бұрын
@@splop3150 as if
@hamizannaruto10 ай бұрын
@@_agent_999_It's an open world now. We all know open world games take millions to make
@_agent_999_10 ай бұрын
@@hamizannaruto yes its open world but its not that high quality sorta like its a bunch of different encounters you can freely travel between
@hamizannaruto10 ай бұрын
@@_agent_999_ Open world = higher budget Like every triple A developer trying to justify open world say.
@nosauceyesrough35769 ай бұрын
Doug honestly brought an energy that made this my favorite video of yours. His absolute goofball personality elevated this to THE funniest video
@popy92210 ай бұрын
i always love how noah always uses google slide for every game show
@NoahtheEpicGuy10 ай бұрын
even the intro is made in google slides. work smarter, not harder
@davidfernelz10 ай бұрын
its actually kinda crazy how well he knows how to use it too
@halfsine10 ай бұрын
master of lazy
@Lolbit3cl1pse10 ай бұрын
Because it’s a good thing :3
@omeka884210 ай бұрын
well IT JUST WORK*betesta dev
@Lolzyeets10 ай бұрын
Ironically, this is prolly the most competent group out of Noah’s videos
@theblinkingbrownie465410 ай бұрын
That or noah turned down the difficulty a lot
@swagmaster69910 ай бұрын
They are the only group to successfully befriend a dragon
@derpaderpy49319 ай бұрын
"Why is my sister called Rose?" "Because your mother loves roses." "Oh, thanks dad." Doug: No problem, Fortnite Default Dance.
@lanteanboy10 ай бұрын
I thought Noah would never find players more chaotic than the party Crashers.... I've never been more wrong
@Ajdin_110310 ай бұрын
4:21 Sophist 2.0
@josephconover527010 ай бұрын
Imagine this group and the Party Crashers in a video together. The idea would be simple.
@Metahunt63810 ай бұрын
Imagine the party crashers join with these 3 and the 7 of them do an rpg 💀blackholes and thunder spells would go crazy and then DougDoug would enslave vernias and make him do the griddy
@ahobowithaspork483110 ай бұрын
I can't believe the Paladin took his God's name in grain like that.
@saxonflynn888510 ай бұрын
*sounds of lightning*
@Vikt-vg8nz10 ай бұрын
the bread god smites you from beyond his grave
@dinn3r10 ай бұрын
@@Vikt-vg8nzfrom beyond his grain is crazy
@realdaggerman10510 ай бұрын
@@dinn3r He lost his will to loaf :(
@blu800910 ай бұрын
@@realdaggerman105 the only way they're coming back is with the zombies and the Unbread
@Adelyn-j5g5 ай бұрын
I read through Failboat’s backstory. He had no lover but he did have a rival, Stefan. The backstory is actually kind of sad. The basic concept is that he was a breed of horse made for battle. He didn’t like the idea of fighting and instead wanted to travel to the city. His parents would never let him and so he went his own way once he was old enough. He started taking jobs to earn money and travel to the big city. These were pulling carts, plowing fields, and other jobs a horse could do. One of these jobs scarred him forever. It was a husband and wife (the wife was 8 months pregnant) who wanted to travel to a town eight miles away. It was a trip he made many times before but this time he was ambushed by goblins. The husband sacrificed himself to save the wife and the unborn child but it was no use. Failboat (in full horse form) was the only one to make it out alive, though badly wounded. Now he seeks out the goblin who masterminded the attack, Rachnir. He seeks to get revenge for the couple and joins the team of hardened killers (Pointcrow and Doug) to find Rachnir. Then Noah says he can’t be a horse and the whole backstory gets thrown out the window, meaning all of it was completely irrelevant.
@Adelyn-j5g5 ай бұрын
Why did I do this to myself…
@ever_dusk4 ай бұрын
@@Adelyn-j5gi have no idea why, but im very glad you did
@Beatboxing_Leprechaun10 ай бұрын
I love how this went from: "Lets go on an open world adventure!" To *"T I M E T O K I L L T H E G O D O F B R E A D"*
@jackb45010 ай бұрын
Your typical JRPG adventure
@MatthewMorris614810 ай бұрын
That’s pretty accurate actually.
@IliterateAshole10 ай бұрын
Average dnd experience
@blacklight68310 ай бұрын
Average regular show episode:
@shootingstardragon776410 ай бұрын
Sounds about right lol
@weinereater-wm6qm10 ай бұрын
3:43 For the record, last time I checked, Doug doesn't even know what the griddy is
@brentwhittington735010 ай бұрын
Not to be that guy, but we are on a platform that probably has more videos of people doing the griddy then videos of news reports.
@davidfernelz10 ай бұрын
@@brentwhittington7350 dougdoug has said he doesnt know what it is
@brentwhittington735010 ай бұрын
@@davidfernelz I figured as much. I’m just saying, he could’ve found out between when he said that and this video.
@ram8957210 ай бұрын
Well I don't know what they're referencing, but the Griddy I know of is a parabolic grid antenna.
@weinereater-wm6qm10 ай бұрын
@@ram89572 yeah you got it
@Mawzook9 ай бұрын
I’m impressed by Pointcrow’s ability to come up with so many bread puns on the fly
@mittycommitspizzatime9210 ай бұрын
Love Dougdoug’s character arc from being a big baby enslaving everyone to nobly sacrificing himself to defeat the bread god
@pitioti7 ай бұрын
Never thought I would see that in a google side RPG ! XD
@djfoutz10 ай бұрын
11:11 love when he says, "Oh my god," "god" is replaced by "bread"
@Fangria10 ай бұрын
this also happens when he says it after seeing the gold coin
@djfoutz10 ай бұрын
@@Fangria I saw!
@edizlikese313210 ай бұрын
Its everytime he says god
@RuyVuusen10 ай бұрын
@@edizlikese3132Except after he's forsaken by the Bread God.
@edizlikese313210 ай бұрын
@@RuyVuusen yes true, i wrote this before watching that part
@LagrimaArdiente8 ай бұрын
"But can it be at a disadvantage because he kinda likes being dominated?" "Yeah-waitwait, what?!"
@QuintBlitz10 ай бұрын
12:04 I love how casually this is glossed over, because if you know anything about Noah..
@4cuck10 ай бұрын
Funny how almost right after it they were proved wrong
@DieuDeMort10 ай бұрын
? What do you mean?
@Karma-om3cm10 ай бұрын
@@DieuDeMort They encounter an entire army of soldiers and a boss right behind them right afterwards
@brentwhittington735010 ай бұрын
Doug: why is this the least climatic battle? Doug:*five seconds later* I DIE FOR MY FRIENDS AKA FDD!
@cravengameknight9498 ай бұрын
11:26 I got you dude
@TheWorldsLargestOven3 ай бұрын
@francescobr979610 ай бұрын
Because PointCrow was so greedy for gold coins, I think it is fitting that... (spoiler!)👇 ...he became a dragon
@kuba890p9 ай бұрын
Ngl my favorite part of the video, i like when campains in roleplaying games do that, if a character dies you can play as one of the npc allies, I've seen that happen with a goblin and the goblin evolved n stuff. That's one way to make game exciting
@TrickShotM9 ай бұрын
LOR reference right there lmao
@cartertheiii71039 ай бұрын
@@TrickShotM nah that's just dragon behavior
@WilliamIzKool9 ай бұрын
1k likes? 3 replies holy carps!
@Sentry_Mann9 ай бұрын
FUCK YOU I LOOKED DOWN FOR ONE SECOND AND SAW THIS
@iambatsmurfette10 ай бұрын
I love your videos. Double Doug's ridiculously random comedy (like the last black hole, when he still has an unused wand) was an absolutely perfect fit for him. I hope we see more collabs between y'all, in the future!
@LeagueOfLou8 ай бұрын
I love how they all cast spells just to get through ankle deep water but just jump right in a river without a single care
@Courg10 ай бұрын
DougDoug, Pointcrow, and Failboat are honestly a golden trio for this.
@Kt-hp7cv10 ай бұрын
This is such a great pairing. Doug, Pointcrow, and Failboat are close friends so they synergies extremely well.
@Jaxie_J09 ай бұрын
7:12 “My bread is the bread bread” 🤣
@Angelo_Dimarc010 ай бұрын
This is the equivalent of having three Sophist's in one team.
@e-tan391110 ай бұрын
3 Sophists but no children murdered? Something is wrong here...
@sarahmellinger333510 ай бұрын
@@e-tan3911 1 children suicided
@TheYeetedMeat10 ай бұрын
@@e-tan3911Doug was a 3-year old and he died via black hole so.
@Door22710 ай бұрын
@@e-tan3911all the bandits were children
@psychopompous48910 ай бұрын
@@Door227 The bandit summoned from oblivion to drop on fail's lover's head definitely was.
@vaehtay10 ай бұрын
It’s always funny to see newer people in Awe of the ways that you control the game. Like at the beginning the “wow you have links-“. Genuinely one of my favourite parts of this channel it just makes me happy
@cashwarior9 ай бұрын
all three of them have been in his games before, so they were surprised at the new feature
@Login2play9 ай бұрын
@@cashwariorFailboat and Pointcrow have, Doug's new, though he has watched Noah's videos
@dovargorath272225 күн бұрын
0:36 bet noah regrets that
@Vassilinia13 күн бұрын
He regretted it as early on as 0:30
@JooshReact10 ай бұрын
9:00 Can we give some props to Noah for the incredible usage of Google Slides to create an ENTIRE Legend of Zelda map? You've inspired me to make silly things in Google Slides for my friends to play, and seeing this map must have taken so much time and planning. Absolutely incredible job.
@TotalSaltyFries10 ай бұрын
0:14 jesus that edit was insane, keep up the quality and you makin it to netflix 🗿🔥🔥
@TheGameAlchemist7779 ай бұрын
I took the time to read that whole backstory, which was just absolutely riveting and filled with emotion just to end up at the beginning of "So I can be a horse?" which was just hilarious.
@sebastiangudino937710 ай бұрын
I REALLY want a shirt that has FDD and says "Master is dad" "Hooray". It is like an unexplainable joke
@egaLwie.10 ай бұрын
2:53 "Can I pray to my bread" is exactly what he said
@Vniulus10 ай бұрын
It's not only once. 9:44
@Vniulus10 ай бұрын
19:05
@-Nightingale10 ай бұрын
Its everytime he says god
@Shiny-Uxie11 күн бұрын
0:29 yes you can PointCrow
@perfectlyfine167510 ай бұрын
I think this is absolutely the best one yet. Unfortunately, it's missing the typical guests and their shenanigans, but holy crap, this is the best video so far from this channel because of the sheer production quality. I won't be surprised if Noah ends up making a goddamn videogame.
@spiralspark85239 ай бұрын
I would be willing to make a video game out of this if I had the assets
@dadapotok9 ай бұрын
@@spiralspark8523let's do this, i can even teach you how to google google slides
@anishdeshpande34959 ай бұрын
Did you say this was missing the guests and their shenanigans? I though the interactions of Doug, pointcrow, and failboat were what constituted at least half of this video’s funnies
@lememz9 ай бұрын
@@spiralspark8523 I mean the assets are like the easiest part, worst case scenario you can just screenshot em
@eankey192310 ай бұрын
8:34 I'd like to imagine him saying "your toasted" and as you hold your breath hoping for a quick death the person just fucking explodes like it's a cartoon and after the smoke clears, he is charred black and comically coughs.
@Candle_eater76852 ай бұрын
Failboat during the video: Poinrcrow during the video: "Holy crust!" Doug during the video: "I cast enslave creature!"
@hyperpotato4710 ай бұрын
I read through Failboat's backstory, and it never mentioned Raphael, he was bluffing. (although he did write that before he was decided as a centaur and not a horse, I suppose he could've written another version afterwards) If anyone wants to read it, here's the transcript I made (there might be some errors, sorry): My family is a race of prominent war horses, bred for combat. However while I have the backing of legacy in my blood, my goals lie beyond the bodies I leave behind. As a young mare, I always dreamed of the city, however my parents forbode it, saying I needed to practice my prance and my goring charges. Life on the farms was a simpler one, but I made it through knowing that if I could last a little longer, I would be able to break out of this cycle of sulfur and hate. My rivals name is Stefan. I was born quite a bulky horse myself, but everything Stefan did came naturally to him, a true steed with no compare, and although it shames me to admit, I find myself to be one of his admirers too. While we grew up competing in trials, learning the ropes together, spending long nights talking about our dreams under the glistening night sky while letting the cold brisk wind wash over our bodies, I knew that once I left for the city, I'd have to leave him behind too, as Stefan yearned for war, and that was one thing we could not see eye to eye on. There has been one singular time since leaving my family, the Caastle Hounds, that my goals and morality were questioned. One singular instance where I was not able to hold strong to my pacifist beliefs. And it came at a time when I felt I would be at my strongest. After leaving my village, I became a simple hoof for hire, doing jobs like pulling carts or helping to tend fields, all to save up funds to make it in the city. However it was on one of those jobs that I felt a confliction in my morals. It was a simple escort mission, escort a newlywed couple, the wife 8 months pregnant, through a forest and deliver them to the town 8 miles north. A simple trip that I've done time and time again. However on this particular trip, the goblins had grown wise to my comings and goings and had stages an ambush. Suddenly in the middle of the brush, a vile goblin, covered in scars and mud, lunged down from the trees. Instinctively I kicked it away, no problem, to adventure is not without risk and I was experienced at turned deadly encounters into simple scuffles. But it seems while I was distracted, a goblin had grabbed the woman from cart and held her hostage. The goblin, his sickening veing fingers cutting into the woman's throat, bellowed with a low scratchy voice "Entertainment is king, Horse, and Rachnir the goblin wants a laugh. Kill the man you carry and I will release his wench." The goblins closed in around us, 10... No, maybe 20 of them all around, each of them looking to rip us to shred but only being held back by the whims of the goblin holding my captive no more than 50 feet away. I was helpless, all my training and experience and the most I could do was cower and bend to their demand. The woman screamed and pleaded, but the groom turned to face me, with a cruel unfair look of resolve in his eyes. I knew that despite the situation, despite all the stakes, he was immediately prepared to give his life for his wife and child. And that was a conviction I could not deny. I had been trained in how to deliver a swift kill, not just to end battles quickly, but to ensure those that found suffering on the battlefield did not have to suffer for long. With one strong rear kick, I snapped his neck with a loud crack. The crack seemed to echo as silence took the space. A couple goblings lauged. Then more. And suddenly the whole forest seemed shook with a sickening static of shrill voices grating against each other, saliva and dirt being thrown into the air as the goblins hit the ground while cackling. I had been through years of combat training and had seen my fair share of fighting, but this wasnt fighting, this wasn't combat, this was evil. A pure and unparelleled evil. As I looked back from the twisted neck of a brave corpse, I was the wife's body, laying bloodied on the ground, a crooked goblin spear driven through her back. The goblin that called himself Rachnir screeched through his laughter, "Now THAT was a show, fantastic job Horse, you entertain better than many who walk these pathes." My hoof passed clean through his lower torso, as the 50 foot gap that seemed so distant was something I crossed in a mere second. Before the goblins knew what was happening, a second hoof landed squarely above his eye, as I stuck him whole attempting to cave in his skull, but unfortunately it seems I was not alone in having familiarity to combat, as Rachnir, screaming in pain, managed to dodge my decisive blow and take a massive wound to his head in trade. "Kill that Horse and bring me their bodies! The one who snags the Horse's head eats their fill tonight!" Rachnir scramled away as all the 20 goblins I oculd make out, plus more from hiding, descended upon me in a flash of flesh and shadow. Through the arms and the blood spiraling around me as I began my counter attack, I could see the shadow of an injured Rachnir growing smaller and smaller. I thought back to my village, my rival, to the city I wanted to make it big in, and for the first time I thought, "Was this the price I was prepared to pay for all of it?" As night drew in, I made it to our destination. The wagon creaked and splinered as it moved, carrying the lifeless bodies of my clients. I could barely walk, covered in scrapes and the cold remains of the goblins, but I was able to deliver the happy couple to their final place of resting, before collapsing myself. Since that incident, my goals have shifted. I no longer feel I deserve the city of my dreams, however I desire it nonetheless. I shall first hunt Rachnir, the one who took my morality from me, and then, only then, will I be able to fulfill that cruel look the man gave me before I took his life. I do not know if that man would have wanted revenge, but I refuse to see one who holds to their conviction to such a high degree be disgraced if it is within my power, I swear, to never let a passenger on my cart suffer again.
@lindseyd.270710 ай бұрын
I love they only got through a third of the map and we had pointcrow and doug dead with failboat heartbroken, a freed FDD, and a freed pointdragon. This only took 11 slides to happen.
@user-cu9rb9cx6m9 ай бұрын
In short. Adventure starts Fight bandits Fight more bandits Dodge morehazards AND A SCARY TREE avoid more dangers Unicorn Downstream The betrayal The leader of the cave The second betrayal Taken minds See angel and dragon Fight Dragon takes a nap and is now an ally Point crow dies Failboat heartbroken Bread god attack The last sacrifice A final griddy
@thewritingrowlet29809 ай бұрын
0:29 answer the goddamn question, Noah
@powerhouse312910 ай бұрын
This is my average DnD experience
@shieru220710 ай бұрын
I made these kind of games with large A2 sheets of paper as a child and ran them same way Noah does. So these videos are equal parts hilarious and nostalgic for me.
@GrimblyGoo2 ай бұрын
1:19 MagictheNoah history was made right here
@clouD____2 ай бұрын
The name has stuck
@Handler_One10 ай бұрын
I hope this cast returns, this was by far one of the best videos on this channel in a while
@jennihwang24210 ай бұрын
I cast enslave creature on point crow left me dumbfounded 😂 25:56
@Thee_Onionator7 ай бұрын
“I cast enslave creature on point crow” was probably the funniest and most unexpected thing in this video
@doctorpan366010 ай бұрын
Man the budget must have been huge this time. Look at the graphics, damnnnn
@adamnielson4210 ай бұрын
8:06 somehow "Hare's breath" still makes more sense in that sentence than "Hair's Breadth"
@spooki33827 ай бұрын
“I cast black hole” is like the equivalent of “I cast thunder spell”
@FlygonFactory10 ай бұрын
The dream collab is these guys + smant against the party crashers and watching both parties fight each other more than the actual opposing party
@khangtrantan975610 ай бұрын
"I cast thunderspell!" The sequel. lers F-cking GOOOOOO
@Roku-xz7fs10 ай бұрын
Wherw
@khangtrantan975610 ай бұрын
I CAST BLACKHOLE
@khangtrantan975610 ай бұрын
- wise Doug after he dies fashionably
@SansPhase693 ай бұрын
Doug: “You guys know what I’ve always wanted to be” Point and Fail: What? Doug: “a 25 year old, I cast Black Hole on the Dragon” Me: ………what the absolute Heck
@memerman436610 ай бұрын
i love how every time pointcrow says "oh my god" it changes to "oh my bread"
@danilocipolla64559 ай бұрын
when he loses the favor of the bread god it starts saying oh god instead of oh bread
@ILOVEYOUSOLO19 ай бұрын
Twitch chat definitely inspired Doug’s pure chaotic destructive energy throughout the whole thing
@Door2277 ай бұрын
Planned
@monikaaaax34 ай бұрын
they possessed him
@LegoAssassin0989 ай бұрын
1:24 Point crow saying "oh my god" and the subtitles saying "oh my bread" is just phenomenal. 😂
@pyrrol938910 ай бұрын
Holy shit this video is gonna be fire I mean, Pointcrow, Doug Doug, and Failboat in one video is a recipe for disaster
@Sunrisen1459 ай бұрын
I love how these have turned from: wacky nonsense board game, to wacky nonsense scuffed D&D 10/10 content
@R.30.S_official4 ай бұрын
1:25 I love how the subtitles say "oh my bread" and pointcrow says "oh my god" while in the beginning of the video it said "and one is worshipping bread" the amount of details in everything in Noah videos amazes me, and then the actions kill me of laughing
@hansen200510 ай бұрын
Petition to make a sequel to "I Made A Game, But The Players Are Blind". Not gonna lie the most recent vids are the best, and also hilarious. But I think fot me, the "blind" gameboard is probably the best thing you've ever done. It's also the reason why I've been sticking around to your channel for a while now. If you accept this, I suggest making the board bigger, maybe twice as large, multiple one way paths, 5 players (probably include the previous youtubers who first played it), and maybe add some unique spaces to them. But the concept will be the same. Players are blind, unless they found a Flamingo Space. This channel's the best that I've ever come across to on yt. The dedication is just phenominal. Quality over quantity indeed lmao
@IroAppe9 ай бұрын
Yes, or the time thing, or the "make up your rules" thing, they were so creative. The latest "every move is random" thing sounded great for a second, but did not entertain for the whole hour. These other games were hilarious for the whole time. That's the difference. Basically, if I can sum it up, every game where the players did not know everything that's coming up, were the best games, because there was always a surprise factor. And... and there Noah knows much more: How to make it so that the guests become very improvisational, chaotic and creative.
@Thats_So_Haven10 ай бұрын
This was one of the best ones so far, please do more of these with DougDoug!
@ztheyoutuber9614Ай бұрын
1:19 is this where the FDD name came from istg it's been there way longer
@lisam.willson16799 ай бұрын
The way Failboat's backstory turned from wholesome to tragic in a matter of moments is rpg storytelling at its finest