D&D, But The Players Are Terrible

[@DougDoug]

I cast black hole on the comment section

[@trueperidot]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[@max9n569]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear it.

[@boucer_boy]

HOW DARE YOU!!

[@ciphereal]

Hey Doug, how did it feel being the creator of slavery

[@Inquired_Hope]

I cast rivify on the bread god >:3

[@realMaggyMage]

I love the fact that it says bread in the subtitles every time Pointcrow says god. Just the little details

[@chillycharizard5985]

I also wanted to comment this lol

[@RHM087]

Bread for the bread bread

[@genericname2747]

@@RHM087 funniest joke in the whole video.

[@thegamersclub9326]

Except once.

[@NoName-ij7vq]

Need more Doug Doug

[@detrimen]

I like to imagine that Doug’s warlock isn’t actually getting younger, but just thinks he is and acts accordingly.

[@thesemipro822]

So he's going senile. Very fitting

[@rene.133dias3]

@@thesemipro822 and bald

[@spidey1100]

@@rene.133dias3 I think the sports term here is "Going, going and Gone!" Gone bald. Like, years ago. So sad...

[@JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r]

You don't have to imagine, this is literally what he did. Best part of the episode

[@stone5against1]

Makes sense that the bald dude would play a senile old warlock losing his mind more and more

[@thescholarofAK]

I love how each person instantly built a role and stuck with it. Crow played the gimmick character, Failboat played the bard, and Doug played the unethical warlock. We need more!

[@alfasolmega4458]

He may be unethical, but he will never be the legendary "I Cast Thunder Spell!' wizard.

[@FinnishCrystal]

he will be baby slaver... wait thats not what it sounds like@@alfasolmega4458

[@viktorbazina]

​@alfasolmega4458 I'd argue that Sophist is less evil, sure he betrayed his party once but not really and he killed a child. But at least he hasn't enslaved anyone yet. Which I'd argue is more evil.

[@arjunbaweja7755]

isn't failboat the archer

[@robotbuilder87]

Crow also likes eating coins

[@mootnoos8415]

I now GENUINELY want a dnd campaign with Doug, failboat, circletoons, pointcrow, and vernias run by Noah, that shit would BANG

[@ed_cmntonly]

Season finale with all of the content creators Noah has invited to join during these past few months, for one last DND campaign, and the final boss shall be the little girl that Sophist killed with his thunder spell in the first DND campaign, with a Vaporeon, a Mimic Detector 7.0, and five dragons, also courtesy of Sophist

[@t0rya]

​@@ed_cmntonlyand a shadow realm mechanic!

[@Splinter-ge9pf]

and in a dramatic twist of fate, it turns out the girls name was Raphael all along

[@isaacbatgamer9958]

I just imagine That Doug Failboat Point crow, circle toons. would all somehow team up together in the finale to dunk on vernias ( the only sane one) and make him insane

[@massimilianoreali4398]

​@@isaacbatgamer9958add also sophist and you get vernias apocalypse

[@EGGM4N]

I love how the pinnacle of DnD is both a well thought out worldbuilding with an intriguing, emotionally captivating story _and_ whatever this is.

[@archbishopofpride296]

I mean tbf this isn’t dnd, this is roleplaying with slides

[@quixQuery]

@@archbishopofpride296 It's not DnD, but it definitely classifies in the same vein as tabletop rpgs, even if it is less structured.

[@seamussweeney1]

This in my opinion is a very good staryer to dnd ​@@archbishopofpride296

[@BarrenAcc]

"Failboat... this is a Google slides rpg" "So can I be a horse" 💀

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@brandonschnacker1854]

And his answer still was no

[@no-xi6zd]

@@brandonschnacker1854 well atleast he got to be a centaur

[@inkerJ]

“You can be a centaur” “Damn”

[@Fife_M]

*Failboat’s backstory (+Noah’s responses)* *(FAILBOAT)* As a young mare, I always dreamed of the city, however my parents forbode it, saying I needed to practice my prance and my goring charges. Life on the farms was a simpler one, but I made it through knowing that if I could last a little longer, I would be able to break out of this cycle of sulfur and hate. *[NOAH]* how did you type that out in like 3 seconds *(FAILBOAT)* My rivals name is Stefan. I was born quite a bulky horse myself, but everything Stefan did came naturally to him, a true steed with no compare, and although it shames me to admit, I find myself to be one of his admirers too. While we grew up competing in trials, learning the ropes together, spending long nights talking about our dreams under the glistening night sky while letting the cold brisk wind wash over our bodies, I knew that once I left for the city, l'd have to leave him behind too, as Stefan yearned for war, and that was one thing we could not see eye to eye on. _(Commenter’s note: I think he meant to name the rival Raphael)_ *[NOAH]* how much backstory have you written *(FAILBOAT)* There has been one singular time since leaving my family, the Castle Hounds, that my goals and morality were questioned. One singular instance where I was not able to hold strong to my pacifist beliefs. And it came at a time when I felt I would be at my strongest. After leaving my village, I became a simple hoof for hire, doing jobs like pulling carts or helping to tend fields, all to save up funds to make it in the city. However, it was on one of those jobs that I felt a confliction in my morals. It was a simple escort mission, escort a newlywed couple, the wife 8 months pregnant, through a forest and deliver them to the town 8 miles north. A simple trip that I've done time and time again. However on this particular trip, the goblins had grown wise to my comings and goings and had staged an ambush. Suddenly in the middle of the brush, a vile goblin, covered in scars and mud, lunged down from the trees. Instinctively I kicked it away, no problem, to adventure is not without risk and I was experienced at turned deadly encounters into simple scuffles. But it seems while I was distracted, a goblin had grabbed the woman from my cart and held her hostage. The goblin, his sickening veing fingers cutting into the woman's throat, bellowed with a low scratchy voice, "Entertainment is king, Horse, and Rachnir the goblin wants a laugh. Kill the man you carry and I will release his wench". The goblins closed in around us, 10... No maybe 20 of them all around, each of them looking to rip us to shreds but only being held back by the whims of the goblin holding my passenger captive no more than 50 feet away. I was helpless, all my training and experience and the most I could do was cower and bend to their demand. The woman screamed and pleaded, but the groom turned to face me, with a cruel unfair look of resolve in his eyes. I knew that despite the situation, despite all the stakes, he was immediately prepared to give his life for his wife and child. And that was a conviction I could not deny. I had been trained in how to deliver a swift kill, not just to end battles quickly, but to ensure those found suffering on the battlefield did not have to suffer for long. With one strong rear kick, I snapped his neck with a loud crack. The crack seemed to echo as silence took the space. A couple goblins laughed. Then more. And suddenly the whole forest it seemed shook with a sickening static of shrill voices grating against each other, saliva and dirt being thrown into the air as the goblins hit the ground while cackling. I had been through years of combat training and had seen my fair share of fighting, but this wasnt fighting, this wasn't combat, this was evil. A pure and unparalleled evil. As I looked back from the twisted neck of a brave corpse, I saw the wife's body, laying bloodied on the ground, a crooked goblin spear driven through her back. The goblin that called himself Rachnir screeched through his laugher, "Now THAT was a show, fantastic job Horse, you entertain better than many who walk these paths." My hoof passed clean through his lower torso, as the 50 foot gap that seemed so distant was something I crossed in a mere second. Before the goblins knew what was happening, a second hoof landed squarely above his eye, as I stuck him whole attempting to cave in his skull, but unfortunately it seems I was not alone in having familiarity to combat, as Rachnir, screaming in pain, managed to dodge my decisive blow and take a massive wound to his head in trade. "Kill that Horse and bring me their bodies! The one who snags the Horse’s head eats their fill tonight!" Rachnir scrambled away as all the 20 goblins I could make out, plus more from hiding, descended upon me in a flash of flesh and shadow. Through the arms and the blood spiraling around me as I began my counter attack, I could see the shadow of an injured Rachnir growing smaller and smaller. I thought back to my village, my rival, to the city I wanted to make it big in, and for the first time I thought, "Was this the price I was prepared to pay for all of it?" As night drew in, I made it to our destination. The wagon creaked and splintered as it moved, carrying the lifeless bodies of my clients. I could barely walk, covered in scrapes and the cold remains of goblin, but I was able to deliver the happy couple to their final place of resting, before collapsing myself. Since that incident, my goals have shifted. I no longer feel I deserve the city of my dreams, however I desire it nonetheless. I shall first hunt Rachnir, the one who took my morality from me, and then, only then, will I be able to fulfill that cruel look the man gave me before I took his life. I do not know if that man would have wanted revenge, but I refuse to see one who holds to their conviction to such a high degree be disgraced if it is within my power. I swear, to never let a passenger on my cart suffer again. *[NOAH]* failboat… *[NOAH]* this is a google slides rpg *(FAILBOAT)* So can I be a horse *[NOAH]* you may be a centaur if you choose

[@markhague9667]

This is perfect

[@Legomaster-jv8ll]

The fact that failboat somehow surprised Noah is astounding. I legit love failboat somehow out chaosing noah.

[@FirstLast-wk3kc]

It's so majestic

[@roaringthunder115]

Peak fiction

[@xhbirohx2214]

I'd watch horse google slides rpg

[@milesanderson8132]

“Do you know where FDD is?” “I cast enslave creature on point crow”

[@user-cu9rb9cx6m]

Honestly better anime plot twist I have seen in MONTHS

[@moonstarstudios9695]

I only want to Know if he is still enslaved now that Doug Doug is no morw

[@youtuberjestforfun9074]

"counterpoint, YOU'RE MINE"

[@ApolloCaskie]

@@youtuberjestforfun9074 Sounds like someone's fanfic 🤣

[@Numbergamer2024]

39:29 Another enslaving lol (Noah did the math wrong. he should be 11)

[@PolandSphere]

Haven't watched the video yet, but seeing DougDoug and Pointcrow in the thumbnail immediately makes me think that this might be the most chaotic video yet

[@Asaisgaming-yw7ti]

YES

[@Tigery760]

Clearly, the video is rigged.

[@voidheartt]

@@Tigery760I see that you're a man of culture.

[@robert.7230]

I was cheering when i saw doug

[@StardustSparkless]

I saw the thumbnail and just thought "HE GOT DOUGDOUG AND POINTCROW IT'S SO OVER"

[@SillySyrup]

38:31 It's an amazing detail that when PointCrow's character loses favour with the bread god, Noah no longer replaces the word "god" in the captions with "bread." Honestly I love the thought put into that.

[@wili9571]

I read it as "the dough put into that"

[@5uperM]

@@wili9571 you get smited

[@sirkelendor5429]

​@@5uperM a fuckin brioche loaf falls from heaven to kill this man

[@Ussonan-Foderation2016]

​@5uperM got baked

[@desmondcooley1777]

btw i didn't get the last pun, anyone wanna transcribe it rq?

[@Tappwuztaken]

"I forbid you from questioning my plans again" "I love my free will!" bread damn this is hilarious

[@alice-dl6mf]

The breable is a myth! Jesus Crust was a fraud! The only true religion is “castenslavecreatureism”

[@spidey1100]

Don't use the loaf's name in vain. *Actually kinda proud of myself for that one.*

[@Jasper679]

the bread god smites you both from the depths of dougs black hole

[@SwaggerStreet2]

We shall worship the god of bread forever.

[@NaturallyAnIdiot]

​@@SwaggerStreet2You mean the bread of bread

[@ChildNightmare]

"I knew our paths would reunite against all of our will" that killed me

[@calebhilsenbeck8583]

The subtitles replacing every time pointcrow says "god" with "bread" is the greatest thing

[@bread0237]

Excuse me, but do you have a moment to learn about Yeastlam/Crustianity and Yeastus Crust our Loaf and Savory?

[@theslow-runner]

​ @bread0237 no sorry I'm caleist, i dont belive in bread.

[@spectrestaff]

​@@bread0237 ✅Yeastus crust ⛔Sourtan

[@Krisnt-]

@@bread0237 I'm going to cherish this comment.

[@gomert6130]

Bread

[@izanamisgrave]

I love the implication that souldrain could've been used as a tactical life steal for his life costing spells yet he never used it in favor of being an infant

[@im_a_idiotnctzen5191]

“Can he get a disadvantage because he likes being dominated”

[@revilno]

My favorite line (36:09)

[@Sammmy_boi]

doug doug out of context

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

"Yeah! Wait, what?"

[@im_a_idiotnctzen5191]

Okay, this is probably the most amount of likes I have ever gotten, thanks to those who liked 😁

[@_amya__]

@@pkmntrainermark8881 "Is that true Pointcrow ?"

[@maphay6992]

I like how Doug looks at "Years Left" and thinks, oh that's what age I am

[@TheLethargicWeirdo985]

We'll he's not entirely wrong, if it gets to 0 he dies either way lol

[@dumpsterbabies8453]

He either become a baby who doesn’t know anything or a old man who is confused

[@terramarc]

@@TheLethargicWeirdo985 technically if he gets to 0 he could be up to 364 days old and still be “0”, but he goes to -17 when he dies and a negative number is definitely below 0 (also it does go the other way I guess, because if you have 0 years left it could just mean you have up to 364 more days left since it’s not technically been a whole year)

[@day7163]

I thought he understood, but was just joking about it

[@dylanherrera5395]

​@@TheLethargicWeirdo985he *is* wrong but was likely just joking about it

[@Tekshipie]

20:09 Point Crowe IMMEDIATELY AND INSTANTLY diving in after the gold coin Dougdoug casually tossed in the river like a cool guy was amazing.

[@thatoneegg462]

I need an animation of this

[@AnhedonicAlien]

I can’t believe Noah knew Doug’s familiar would dance & spent hours animating FDD doing every single Fortnite emote, the animation is so fluid & clean

[@ashercandelario4374]

I love how DougDoug was the villain of the group but was the one to sacrifice himself at the end

[@mandowarrior123]

He did what needed to be done, always with the bigger picture in sight. Plus he ejected into age reversal universe with the gold coins.

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

It’s like Majin Vegeta sacrificing himself with final explosion to take down Majin Buu

[@Zapples12]

@@mittycommitspizzatime92fr

[@Sipstic]

it was all part of his plan

[@girosvaldodeskate2214]

Just like sophist sacrificed himself against princess vaporeon

[@trolliffy115]

21:34 "Can we really leave them behind?" Literal demon in his ear: "Y E S"

[@MidnightIrisGrr]

I can't believe Failboat wrote such a genuinely moving and impactful backstory, but Noah STILL wouldn't let him be a horse. This is the Magic The Noah content we all love to see. Also Failboat should genuinely consider writing a book or at least a short story because that was good stuff.

[@RayDragonM]

that’s my streamer 🥹

[@roaringthunder115]

Agreed

[@bamers404]

99x yes for this

[@percher4824]

writing stream when it sounds dumb, but protonjon did it and it was incredible

[@drunkchey9739]

found the tumblr fanfic enjoyers

[@kuchenjaeger2164]

You HAVE to bring Doug back. The absolute chaos he added to this episode is amazing!

[@d1kgaws12]

Someday. Doubt next time.

[@zacharygilmore1075]

Dougdoug is basically Sophist, but with black holes instead of thunder spells.

[@randomgamer4854]

Yes he should be back at some point in the future

[@amogusgaming.6681]

​@@zacharygilmore1075he's like sophist but vegetable

[@user-cu9rb9cx6m]

Sophist the lightning god Dougdoug the dark enslaver

[@macdoodleer]

15:10 god, i wish my players were as good as this. pointcrow is a GMs dream: a player who, even though knowing his actions will have consequences, does what his character would. amazing

[@hollowminded12]

17:30 I love how you can clearly tell the turning point when everything started to become trulty chaotic and it all leads back to doug

[@Kokokekko7]

he learned from the main charatcter twitch chat how to make everything chaotic

[@DanDoesDnD]

It became chaotic from the first black hole XD

[@MrOliPantz]

29:52 "Is this wizard a friend or a foe?" "well, he just cast fireball on pointcrow" rhyme of the millenia.

[@Ajdin_1103]

This comment deserves 1K likes

[@createur8]

That's the entire RPG videos of this channel there

[@curlybrace4984]

Bars?

[@MogaTange-m7b]

I love that The Plan involved losing Failboat down a river so he could be teleported back to them by a random wizard encounter

[@DaniLeafish]

I’ve never been more hyped in my life Doug Doug and Magic the Noah in one video is insane

[@MatthewHeim2026]

And pointcrow

[@ed_cmntonly]

r/wehatedougdoug is definitely gonna take notes out of this one

[@genericname2747]

@@ed_cmntonly DougDoug supports slavery

[@Door227]

@@ed_cmntonlyhe didn’t even bring the main character twitch chat, he truly hates his fanbase

[@grimm3995]

​@@ed_cmntonlyr/wehated-ougdoug will hear about this

[@Dusty2763]

"If you have a weird idea, then it goes" Point: *"and i took that personally"*

[@clintonbehrends4659]

bread plays a huge role in religons everywhere it's not that wierd

[@juanix9948]

I think he meant the breastfeeding doug part lmao ​@@clintonbehrends4659

[@chaoticdetectivepeach]

​​@@clintonbehrends4659They're referring to the bit where point immediately responded "Can I breastfeed Doug"?

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@entropyascending515]

Dougdoug shouldve died before they could even get to the first fight

[@kashino55archive94]

Okay but honestly I do really like the idea of a warlock who achieves immortality by directly linking their age to their magic and casting spells to instantly become younger It's an interesting tradeoff

[@justanicemelon9963]

16:13 "My lover! " 'Do you know this man? " "Yes. Raphael. " That is my favorite part of the video honestly

[@DCdabest]

A good BG3 reference in the wild. Already a classic.

[@thatoneegg462]

I love how passionate he is about him

[@drago2412]

Gee, thanks for being honest with us.

[@justanicemelon9963]

@@drago2412 your welcome :D

[@beckycupka]

As someone who works with horses, I can verify, a horse would totally part ankle-high water and cast a force field to avoid getting wet 😂

[@The_Natalist]

That is absolutely true 😂

[@ApolloCaskie]

So horses are catkin?

[@andrewcavender8443]

*3 pages of horse backstory* "Failboat this is a google slides rpg" "So can I be a horse"

[@Lolzyeets]

Ironically, this is prolly the most competent group out of Noah’s videos

[@theblinkingbrownie4654]

That or noah turned down the difficulty a lot

[@swagmaster699]

They are the only group to successfully befriend a dragon

[@aNyoomie]

Fail creating pages of backstory for his horse is so awesome LOOOOL 16:25

[@remor698]

Also reading Noah's reactions interspersed between each paragraph is hilarious.

[@Connor_merkle]

My favorite part of it, is after he finished noah just say "you know this is a google slides rpg?"

[@andersbundgaard5039]

I read the whole thing

[@JustAPerson-vm6ez]

My favourite part is how the backstory has such a huge deal about morals and how killing is bad and then murders a bandit by splitting his skull with an arrow

[@JoeForSomeReason]

lmao I like how noah is like "How did you typing so fast"

[@splatphoenix3701]

"failboat.... this is a google slides rpg" "so can i be a horse" "you may be a centaur if you choose" "damn" 😭

[@dracoeclipse1925]

16:36 Failboat: writing out one of the most detailed and impressive horse backstories every Noah: failboat... this is a google slides rpg I found this hilarious XD

[@JuggR]

I found the comment

[@Jaykaayy]

"So I can be a horse?"

[@BleachedBlackSocks]

I read that entire thing. it's actually pretty damn well written. the teen rival, the evil goblins, the sacrifice that failed.... a work of art.

[@TheSillyCreechur]

​@@Jaykaayy"You may be a centaur if you choose"

[@AbuRaihan-yh5bq]

@@TheSillyCreechur"damn"

[@starlight_studios_art]

The fact that the bread god makes puns implies that the bread god was just jelous of pointcrows puns

[@Fluff_Noodles]

16:25 - 16:37 This is genuinely a fantastic character concept and i might steal the idea for a mini campaign or something like that

[@momsagainstbullying6819]

lol true

[@popy922]

i always love how noah always uses google slide for every game show

[@NoahtheEpicGuy]

even the intro is made in google slides. work smarter, not harder

[@davidfernelz]

its actually kinda crazy how well he knows how to use it too

[@halfsine]

master of lazy

[@Lolbit3cl1pse]

Because it’s a good thing :3

[@omeka8842]

well IT JUST WORK*betesta dev

[@Beatboxing_Leprechaun]

I love how this went from: "Lets go on an open world adventure!" To *"T I M E T O K I L L T H E G O D O F B R E A D"*

[@jackb450]

Your typical JRPG adventure

[@MatthewMorris6148]

That’s pretty accurate actually.

[@IliterateAshole]

Average dnd experience

[@blacklight683]

Average regular show episode:

[@shootingstardragon7764]

Sounds about right lol

[@AlexanderLingg]

"A warlock that's slowly dying" my ass, dude lost half his life two minutes into the video 😂

[@queertearss]

"a warlock that's quickly dying"

[@doubleking7070]

The players are terrible? So nothing’s changed…

[@splop3150]

well productionvalue went up

[@_agent_999_]

@@splop3150 as if

[@hamizannaruto]

​@@_agent_999_It's an open world now. We all know open world games take millions to make

[@_agent_999_]

@@hamizannaruto yes its open world but its not that high quality sorta like its a bunch of different encounters you can freely travel between

[@hamizannaruto]

@@_agent_999_ Open world = higher budget Like every triple A developer trying to justify open world say.

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

Love Dougdoug’s character arc from being a big baby enslaving everyone to nobly sacrificing himself to defeat the bread god

[@pitioti]

Never thought I would see that in a google side RPG ! XD

[@Adelyn-j5g]

I read through Failboat’s backstory. He had no lover but he did have a rival, Stefan. The backstory is actually kind of sad. The basic concept is that he was a breed of horse made for battle. He didn’t like the idea of fighting and instead wanted to travel to the city. His parents would never let him and so he went his own way once he was old enough. He started taking jobs to earn money and travel to the big city. These were pulling carts, plowing fields, and other jobs a horse could do. One of these jobs scarred him forever. It was a husband and wife (the wife was 8 months pregnant) who wanted to travel to a town eight miles away. It was a trip he made many times before but this time he was ambushed by goblins. The husband sacrificed himself to save the wife and the unborn child but it was no use. Failboat (in full horse form) was the only one to make it out alive, though badly wounded. Now he seeks out the goblin who masterminded the attack, Rachnir. He seeks to get revenge for the couple and joins the team of hardened killers (Pointcrow and Doug) to find Rachnir. Then Noah says he can’t be a horse and the whole backstory gets thrown out the window, meaning all of it was completely irrelevant.

[@Adelyn-j5g]

Why did I do this to myself…

[@ever_dusk]

@@Adelyn-j5gi have no idea why, but im very glad you did

[@lanteanboy]

I thought Noah would never find players more chaotic than the party Crashers.... I've never been more wrong

[@Ajdin_1103]

4:21 Sophist 2.0

[@josephconover5270]

Imagine this group and the Party Crashers in a video together. The idea would be simple.

[@Metahunt638]

Imagine the party crashers join with these 3 and the 7 of them do an rpg 💀blackholes and thunder spells would go crazy and then DougDoug would enslave vernias and make him do the griddy

[@QuintBlitz]

12:04 I love how casually this is glossed over, because if you know anything about Noah..

[@4cuck]

Funny how almost right after it they were proved wrong

[@DieuDeMort]

? What do you mean?

[@Karma-om3cm]

@@DieuDeMort They encounter an entire army of soldiers and a boss right behind them right afterwards

[@magicball3201]

8:59 You can see all the extra work Noah had prepared that never came up. Like a true DM, theres so much work players never see

[@ed_cmntonly]

As a DM this pierces through my soul in the most relateable way possible

[@francescobr9796]

Because PointCrow was so greedy for gold coins, I think it is fitting that... (spoiler!)👇 ...he became a dragon

[@amogusgaming.6681]

Ngl my favorite part of the video, i like when campains in roleplaying games do that, if a character dies you can play as one of the npc allies, I've seen that happen with a goblin and the goblin evolved n stuff. That's one way to make game exciting

[@TrickShotM]

LOR reference right there lmao

[@cartertheiii7103]

​@@TrickShotM nah that's just dragon behavior

[@WilliamIzKool]

1k likes? 3 replies holy carps!

[@Sentry_Mann]

FUCK YOU I LOOKED DOWN FOR ONE SECOND AND SAW THIS

[@weinereater-wm6qm]

3:43 For the record, last time I checked, Doug doesn't even know what the griddy is

[@brentwhittington7350]

Not to be that guy, but we are on a platform that probably has more videos of people doing the griddy then videos of news reports.

[@davidfernelz]

@@brentwhittington7350 dougdoug has said he doesnt know what it is

[@brentwhittington7350]

@@davidfernelz I figured as much. I’m just saying, he could’ve found out between when he said that and this video.

[@ram89572]

Well I don't know what they're referencing, but the Griddy I know of is a parabolic grid antenna.

[@weinereater-wm6qm]

@@ram89572 yeah you got it

[@Mawzook]

I’m impressed by Pointcrow’s ability to come up with so many bread puns on the fly

[@Courg]

DougDoug, Pointcrow, and Failboat are honestly a golden trio for this.

[@djfoutz]

11:11 love when he says, "Oh my god," "god" is replaced by "bread"

[@Fangria]

this also happens when he says it after seeing the gold coin

[@djfoutz]

@@Fangria I saw!

[@edizlikese3132]

Its everytime he says god

[@RuyVuusen]

​@@edizlikese3132Except after he's forsaken by the Bread God.

[@edizlikese3132]

@@RuyVuusen yes true, i wrote this before watching that part

[@nosauceyesrough3576]

Doug honestly brought an energy that made this my favorite video of yours. His absolute goofball personality elevated this to THE funniest video

[@Kt-hp7cv]

This is such a great pairing. Doug, Pointcrow, and Failboat are close friends so they synergies extremely well.

[@iambatsmurfette]

I love your videos. Double Doug's ridiculously random comedy (like the last black hole, when he still has an unused wand) was an absolutely perfect fit for him. I hope we see more collabs between y'all, in the future!

[@LagrimaArdiente]

"But can it be at a disadvantage because he kinda likes being dominated?" "Yeah-waitwait, what?!"

[@Angelo_Dimarc0]

This is the equivalent of having three Sophist's in one team.

[@e-tan3911]

3 Sophists but no children murdered? Something is wrong here...

[@sarahmellinger3335]

@@e-tan3911 1 children suicided

[@TheYeetedMeat]

@@e-tan3911Doug was a 3-year old and he died via black hole so.

[@Door227]

@@e-tan3911all the bandits were children

[@psychopompous489]

@@Door227 The bandit summoned from oblivion to drop on fail's lover's head definitely was.

[@brentwhittington7350]

Doug: why is this the least climatic battle? Doug:*five seconds later* I DIE FOR MY FRIENDS AKA FDD!

[@aqueous_fireball1622]

the messages history from their dms, pcrow saying "failboat... this is a google slides rpg" has got me dead.

[@hyperpotato47]

I read through Failboat's backstory, and it never mentioned Raphael, he was bluffing. (although he did write that before he was decided as a centaur and not a horse, I suppose he could've written another version afterwards) If anyone wants to read it, here's the transcript I made (there might be some errors, sorry): My family is a race of prominent war horses, bred for combat. However while I have the backing of legacy in my blood, my goals lie beyond the bodies I leave behind. As a young mare, I always dreamed of the city, however my parents forbode it, saying I needed to practice my prance and my goring charges. Life on the farms was a simpler one, but I made it through knowing that if I could last a little longer, I would be able to break out of this cycle of sulfur and hate. My rivals name is Stefan. I was born quite a bulky horse myself, but everything Stefan did came naturally to him, a true steed with no compare, and although it shames me to admit, I find myself to be one of his admirers too. While we grew up competing in trials, learning the ropes together, spending long nights talking about our dreams under the glistening night sky while letting the cold brisk wind wash over our bodies, I knew that once I left for the city, I'd have to leave him behind too, as Stefan yearned for war, and that was one thing we could not see eye to eye on. There has been one singular time since leaving my family, the Caastle Hounds, that my goals and morality were questioned. One singular instance where I was not able to hold strong to my pacifist beliefs. And it came at a time when I felt I would be at my strongest. After leaving my village, I became a simple hoof for hire, doing jobs like pulling carts or helping to tend fields, all to save up funds to make it in the city. However it was on one of those jobs that I felt a confliction in my morals. It was a simple escort mission, escort a newlywed couple, the wife 8 months pregnant, through a forest and deliver them to the town 8 miles north. A simple trip that I've done time and time again. However on this particular trip, the goblins had grown wise to my comings and goings and had stages an ambush. Suddenly in the middle of the brush, a vile goblin, covered in scars and mud, lunged down from the trees. Instinctively I kicked it away, no problem, to adventure is not without risk and I was experienced at turned deadly encounters into simple scuffles. But it seems while I was distracted, a goblin had grabbed the woman from cart and held her hostage. The goblin, his sickening veing fingers cutting into the woman's throat, bellowed with a low scratchy voice "Entertainment is king, Horse, and Rachnir the goblin wants a laugh. Kill the man you carry and I will release his wench." The goblins closed in around us, 10... No, maybe 20 of them all around, each of them looking to rip us to shred but only being held back by the whims of the goblin holding my captive no more than 50 feet away. I was helpless, all my training and experience and the most I could do was cower and bend to their demand. The woman screamed and pleaded, but the groom turned to face me, with a cruel unfair look of resolve in his eyes. I knew that despite the situation, despite all the stakes, he was immediately prepared to give his life for his wife and child. And that was a conviction I could not deny. I had been trained in how to deliver a swift kill, not just to end battles quickly, but to ensure those that found suffering on the battlefield did not have to suffer for long. With one strong rear kick, I snapped his neck with a loud crack. The crack seemed to echo as silence took the space. A couple goblings lauged. Then more. And suddenly the whole forest seemed shook with a sickening static of shrill voices grating against each other, saliva and dirt being thrown into the air as the goblins hit the ground while cackling. I had been through years of combat training and had seen my fair share of fighting, but this wasnt fighting, this wasn't combat, this was evil. A pure and unparelleled evil. As I looked back from the twisted neck of a brave corpse, I was the wife's body, laying bloodied on the ground, a crooked goblin spear driven through her back. The goblin that called himself Rachnir screeched through his laughter, "Now THAT was a show, fantastic job Horse, you entertain better than many who walk these pathes." My hoof passed clean through his lower torso, as the 50 foot gap that seemed so distant was something I crossed in a mere second. Before the goblins knew what was happening, a second hoof landed squarely above his eye, as I stuck him whole attempting to cave in his skull, but unfortunately it seems I was not alone in having familiarity to combat, as Rachnir, screaming in pain, managed to dodge my decisive blow and take a massive wound to his head in trade. "Kill that Horse and bring me their bodies! The one who snags the Horse's head eats their fill tonight!" Rachnir scramled away as all the 20 goblins I oculd make out, plus more from hiding, descended upon me in a flash of flesh and shadow. Through the arms and the blood spiraling around me as I began my counter attack, I could see the shadow of an injured Rachnir growing smaller and smaller. I thought back to my village, my rival, to the city I wanted to make it big in, and for the first time I thought, "Was this the price I was prepared to pay for all of it?" As night drew in, I made it to our destination. The wagon creaked and splinered as it moved, carrying the lifeless bodies of my clients. I could barely walk, covered in scrapes and the cold remains of the goblins, but I was able to deliver the happy couple to their final place of resting, before collapsing myself. Since that incident, my goals have shifted. I no longer feel I deserve the city of my dreams, however I desire it nonetheless. I shall first hunt Rachnir, the one who took my morality from me, and then, only then, will I be able to fulfill that cruel look the man gave me before I took his life. I do not know if that man would have wanted revenge, but I refuse to see one who holds to their conviction to such a high degree be disgraced if it is within my power, I swear, to never let a passenger on my cart suffer again.

[@lindseyd.2707]

I love they only got through a third of the map and we had pointcrow and doug dead with failboat heartbroken, a freed FDD, and a freed pointdragon. This only took 11 slides to happen.

[@user-cu9rb9cx6m]

In short. Adventure starts Fight bandits Fight more bandits Dodge morehazards AND A SCARY TREE avoid more dangers Unicorn Downstream The betrayal The leader of the cave The second betrayal Taken minds See angel and dragon Fight Dragon takes a nap and is now an ally Point crow dies Failboat heartbroken Bread god attack The last sacrifice A final griddy

[@LeagueOfLou]

I love how they all cast spells just to get through ankle deep water but just jump right in a river without a single care

[@vaehtay]

It’s always funny to see newer people in Awe of the ways that you control the game. Like at the beginning the “wow you have links-“. Genuinely one of my favourite parts of this channel it just makes me happy

[@cashwarior]

all three of them have been in his games before, so they were surprised at the new feature

[@Login2play]

@@cashwariorFailboat and Pointcrow have, Doug's new, though he has watched Noah's videos

[@eankey1923]

8:34 I'd like to imagine him saying "your toasted" and as you hold your breath hoping for a quick death the person just fucking explodes like it's a cartoon and after the smoke clears, he is charred black and comically coughs.

[@derpaderpy4931]

"Why is my sister called Rose?" "Because your mother loves roses." "Oh, thanks dad." Doug: No problem, Fortnite Default Dance.

[@sebastiangudino9377]

I REALLY want a shirt that has FDD and says "Master is dad" "Hooray". It is like an unexplainable joke

[@doctorpan3660]

Man the budget must have been huge this time. Look at the graphics, damnnnn

[@TheGameAlchemist777]

I took the time to read that whole backstory, which was just absolutely riveting and filled with emotion just to end up at the beginning of "So I can be a horse?" which was just hilarious.

[@perfectlyfine1675]

I think this is absolutely the best one yet. Unfortunately, it's missing the typical guests and their shenanigans, but holy crap, this is the best video so far from this channel because of the sheer production quality. I won't be surprised if Noah ends up making a goddamn videogame.

[@spiralspark8523]

I would be willing to make a video game out of this if I had the assets

[@dadapotok]

@@spiralspark8523let's do this, i can even teach you how to google google slides

[@anishdeshpande3495]

Did you say this was missing the guests and their shenanigans? I though the interactions of Doug, pointcrow, and failboat were what constituted at least half of this video’s funnies

[@lememz]

@@spiralspark8523 I mean the assets are like the easiest part, worst case scenario you can just screenshot em

[@egaLwie.]

2:53 "Can I pray to my bread" is exactly what he said

[@Vniulus]

It's not only once. 9:44

[@Vniulus]

19:05

[@-Nightingale]

Its everytime he says god

[@Candle_eater7685]

Failboat during the video: Poinrcrow during the video: "Holy crust!" Doug during the video: "I cast enslave creature!"

[@TotalSaltyFries]

0:14 jesus that edit was insane, keep up the quality and you makin it to netflix 🗿🔥🔥

[@JooshReact]

9:00 Can we give some props to Noah for the incredible usage of Google Slides to create an ENTIRE Legend of Zelda map? You've inspired me to make silly things in Google Slides for my friends to play, and seeing this map must have taken so much time and planning. Absolutely incredible job.

[@thewritingrowlet2980]

0:29 answer the goddamn question, Noah

[@jennihwang242]

I cast enslave creature on point crow left me dumbfounded 😂 25:56

[@powerhouse3129]

This is my average DnD experience

[@Jaxie_J0]

7:12 “My bread is the bread bread” 🤣

[@shieru2207]

I made these kind of games with large A2 sheets of paper as a child and ran them same way Noah does. So these videos are equal parts hilarious and nostalgic for me.

[@adamnielson42]

8:06 somehow "Hare's breath" still makes more sense in that sentence than "Hair's Breadth"

[@GrimblyGoo]

1:19 MagictheNoah history was made right here

[@clouD____]

The name has stuck

[@Handler_One]

I hope this cast returns, this was by far one of the best videos on this channel in a while

[@FlygonFactory]

The dream collab is these guys + smant against the party crashers and watching both parties fight each other more than the actual opposing party

[@Thee_Onionator]

“I cast enslave creature on point crow” was probably the funniest and most unexpected thing in this video

[@pyrrol9389]

Holy shit this video is gonna be fire I mean, Pointcrow, Doug Doug, and Failboat in one video is a recipe for disaster

[@khangtrantan9756]

"I cast thunderspell!" The sequel. lers F-cking GOOOOOO

[@Roku-xz7fs]

Wherw

[@khangtrantan9756]

I CAST BLACKHOLE

[@khangtrantan9756]

- wise Doug after he dies fashionably

[@spooki3382]

“I cast black hole” is like the equivalent of “I cast thunder spell”

[@lisam.willson1679]

The way Failboat's backstory turned from wholesome to tragic in a matter of moments is rpg storytelling at its finest

[@memerman4366]

i love how every time pointcrow says "oh my god" it changes to "oh my bread"

[@danilocipolla6455]

when he loses the favor of the bread god it starts saying oh god instead of oh bread

[@forbidden_muffin]

My favorite thing about this episode is that FDD became the name for that demon sprite permanently, in future videos (like the genie one)

[@ILOVEYOUSOLO1]

Twitch chat definitely inspired Doug’s pure chaotic destructive energy throughout the whole thing

[@Door227]

Planned

[@monikaaaax3]

they possessed him

[@DavidThomas005]

“This is a google slide RPG”

[@roninnozlo9544]

he forgot the spoon could summon a rock wall. i thought he was going to summon it inside of the bandit when he jammed it in their mouth to make them explode

[@hippolox5435]

Doug really turned into Dutch halfway through with his plans.

[@hisupwassup]

he just was transformed by the list of european leaders

[@the-wanderer111]

0:28 Frieza: I'm gonna ignore that.

[@luckyg8]

I like how DougDoug’s backstory went from years off his life to de-aging 😭😭

[@Sunrisen145]

I love how these have turned from: wacky nonsense board game, to wacky nonsense scuffed D&D 10/10 content

[@Interestking]

16:24 I read all of Failboat's backstory, and I loved it! Honestly a great read, if a little short. 9/10.

[@Sugarcoat_28809]

I love the fact it went from a warlock who's slowly dying, a centuar who wants to be a horse and a paladin who worships bread. To a demon who hates the griddy, a centuar who just wants love, and a dragon who's enslaved to a dead toddler.

[@noahwilson1410]

This was probably my favorite video so far, the players here are amazing together. Doug should do more gameshows