Off Topic: Ep. 37 - Never Forget

[@benmusicperson]

I like Samm Levine. He was in Freeks and Geeks. And he had a brief role in Inglourious Basterds.

[@momma1taught1me1good]

Thank you for your synopsis of Samm Levine!

[@ilurvekittenskittens59]

Thank you for telling me where he is from it has been bothering me for 45 minutes!

[@thehermitman2701]

I knew I sourta recognized him.

[@CephBacon]

basterds? I always thought it was spelled bastards

[@taylorwilson2278]

+Sean Hartford real word is. movies not

[@tychoazrephet3794]

I think what I like most about Jeremy is that, even as a fully fledged employee of Achievement Hunter, he's still a total fan. Nothing's better than him demanding that broadcast show footage of Michaels weird facial expressions.

[@jojodalo]

My sister and I are both cleaning our rooms. We are both listening to podcasts. The one she's listening to is addressing the importance of self-care as a component of avoiding burnout running a non-profit... The one I'm listening to is addressing the various ways to put someone else's poop into your body.

[@Wharble]

The Tamagotchi that Ryan was talking about from QC (which was Canada), had been kept alive from 1996 (it's like the first paragraph in the article) to the date of publication of that article (2013), so 17 years

[@KitanaKrazy]

Between this and OTS, whoever has been doing camera work has been spot on. That shot of Gav walking off during the fecal discussion is perfect.

[@raspberry3189]

Anyone else love to whistle the intro as it plays?

[@mtgoverload4374]

Same

[@tomfoody1077]

if only I could whistle

[@Phantom-wu9su]

I couldn't care less.

[@RedStar_N7]

Didn't even know it had an original version. Just spent 30 minutes looking for it and finally found it. :D

[@aidanloomis5722]

I whistle along all the time

[@django3422]

The problem with Levine is that he comes in here completely underestimating the AH crew. For example, his supposed "ultimate" quandry about the fingers and the parental oral sex etc. sounds kinda tame compared to some of the stuff that has come up in Minecraft videos.

[@MaeauraAlexander]

When I was six I found my mom's pepper spray. Had no clue what it was. Got myself right in the eye. Was always careful with things my mom had after that. Eight years later stuck myself in the thumb with her epipen while evacuating a flood, it took about 5 minutes to hit me and I thought I was going to die.

[@fabdino8073]

Am I the only one who thinks Sam wasn't that bad this episode

[@VideoShogun]

No He was great #FreaksAndGeeks #CrunchTime

[@Happy-TeeF]

Yes

[@Stevocan2]

I thought he was pretty good also man.

[@theswingingdoor2157]

FabDino yes

[@bender5622]

I like how ryan said no man's sky released 15 minutes ago right at the 15 minute mark for the video

[@CharlesGarwood]

Great podcast really enjoyed it

[@lucaflookaflames9007]

Lmao

[@SpudGun146]

+KonaGaming how do you know he's not a first

[@CharlesGarwood]

Lmao it's just a meme

[@SéniorSnootyCat]

+KonaGaming it's on iTunes a day before too (not this episode it was released like at 9pm Toronto time...)

[@cloudcovercreations]

+gwarkill Dude you need to calm down wow...

[@mykarmaranoveryourdogma6854]

Unpopular opinion: I actually like Samm.

[@mykarmaranoveryourdogma6854]

***** Well that IS the point of putting "unpopular opinion" there.

[@mykarmaranoveryourdogma6854]

***** You're right. That is the whole point!

[@mykarmaranoveryourdogma6854]

***** This is my book. Get out! No one on these pages except me!

[@Feril1]

Am I the only one thinking who the fuck is Samm?

[@mykarmaranoveryourdogma6854]

***** Considering they introduce him at the beginning you're probably in the minority.

[@distractionplan]

Jeremy's hand actions during the ad reads are what I look forward to in life

[@thedudeman4078]

Samm Levine literally is his character from Freaks and Geeks 15 years later.

[@iTzNaytz]

THANK YOU

[@tomhallam2230]

Gavin in thumbnail=more views

[@Lordparable]

tbh

[@lucusgreen2916]

truth

[@jameskoffarnus]

it's true

[@YourwhiteFriend]

Its not like gavin isn't in the episode.

[@tomhallam2230]

+YourwhiteFriend I never said he wasn't. I'm saying people will click in the video because they like Gavin

[@LILPETE15]

Samm Levine with the Calling Somone Famous joke.... AGAIN!

[@dusk1703]

You'd think he's trying to top the number of Matthew Broderick jokes on OTS or something

[@jessel-ryk1957]

probably the 5th time in 2 shows wtf

[@karinka373]

Ryan, Gavin, Jeremy and Michael is my favorite off topic cast by far.

[@ElSalsaRey]

At college, I once ordered a package of ghost peppers because of something I had arranged with some friends of mine. When I went to the RA office to pick it up, the RA asked what it was, possibly due to a malicious grin I had at the time. Upon opening the envelope, he immediately started tearing up just from the presence of ghost peppers in close proximity to him. Few days later, neither me nor my more daring friends were faring much better.

[@bluidemenace1]

Jeremy looks so innocently bewildered when Gavin yells at him about the egg cups!

[@RadicalEdward_115]

Jeremy really makes the ad reads look professional with his hand gestures lol. love ya jdoolz

[@BLeePrit]

Okay, Jeremy's finger gun joke killed me. He shot me with comedy.

[@greekking4815]

Aaron was hatched on March 15th, 2006 for the purpose of seeing how long a tamagotchi could live. He died on August 7th, 2006 and is the longest lived tamagotchi with record and proof of his age.

[@murrayb1969]

THIS EPISODE AIRED OVER THREE YEARS AGO AND I JUST GOT A MIDROLL AD FROM TOYS R US FOR NEW TAMAGOCHI IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE TAMAGOCHI CONVERSATION

[@xXMEOWSLYXx]

this has my favourite line in all of off topic , I haven't watched every episode but damn Sam that September 11th bit just tickled me

[@bendudley4390]

Ryan is right about the over cleaning, People are getting ill and it kill hereditary immunises. Everyone, especially kids, need to get grubby. Lots of bacteria is good, or weak, so it helps build the immune system.

[@MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation]

I knew a kid who brought some Carolina reapers to school and said he grew them. It was pure pain but it was amazing when 3+ people touched their eyes

[@thecosmicwalrusmikos7323]

I had a tamagotchi when I was little, and I kept one alive for like a month (Which is impressive because I was 7). One weekend I went to my dads, and forgot to bring it, and I got home, and it was dead. I literally cried for like an hour. I ran to my mom and I was all like Mother I've let my tomagotchi die, I don't deserve to live anymore. Like I was actually so upset about letting it die.

[@sapphysparrow1129]

Injuries is always like my favourite conversation. I like talking about mine and I enjoy hearing about other peoples'. It's a good time.

[@sasuke5088]

Eventually Tomagatchi does end. There's a victory screen where the creature goes home via spaceship.

[@TheQueenOfBithynia]

I immediately loved Sam after his response to Michael's colon cleanse comment at 30:00.

[@PinataFreaks]

Is there anyone other first member here who would rather watch this on youtube, simply for the convenience of having it on youtube? I can have it running on my Xbox while I play WoW.

[@thebigjay426]

Ill sometimes go to youtube to check the comment section, but I mainly watch on RT.

[@PinataFreaks]

Jonny Drogba I'd love it if they would make a Rooster Teeth app for like console or smart tv's, or even phones or tablets. That would be sweet. I would watch a lot more content on the site if they had that.

[@jlmurph2]

I listen to it on the podcast app on Xbox or my phone. That way it can be in the background while I play. I come to KZbin to see what people say about it.

[@theredreaperz]

me

[@sodaesq.6366]

I'm a first member and would prefer to watch it on the app (I'm mobile), because I have KZbin red and it allows background play, unlike the rt app

[@RedJasmineMMO]

I lost it when Ryan started doing the tamagachi game and he hands the phone off to Micoo saying "Okay I fed it, you change the diaper." ROFL ;;D

[@tommybellardine]

I was watching Freaks and Geeks all week on netflix i look up and see Samm Levine and freaked out...

[@dragoneslayer94]

the kilogramme is the thing they use to check the accuracy of the scales and then those scales are used to make more control weights used by manufacturers

[@ThumbBeforeFinger]

"I need to worry about fixing my relationship before my wedding ring" -Jeremy

[@marcusbilky8969]

Proudly watched most of this while on the toilet.

[@caliber_505eco8]

This might be the first time ever, I've been tempted to become a first member to watch Michael do that challenge.

[@mclov3ly]

It's funny cause I only saw the saw the part after Samm left live on Friday, I came to youtube for the rest of it

[@koi.knight]

Animation starts at 1:47:58

[@cptnbeefart]

Happy to know that Samm actually was in the geeks clique like his role in Freaks and Geeks.

[@ge7862]

Kilogram is actually the only unit we don't have a definition for yet. We still rely on THE kilogram.

[@ellabobz4561]

1:37:00 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

I don't like eggs very much by themselves, but I love them as an ingredient. I like adding eggs to things and having eggs used to make things. I love omelettes, I do like a fried egg on a burger, I like them in soup and and in stir-fries. And pad thai, of course.

[@nillabeany]

Eggs are good

[@notliterallyme]

+jacob anderson soup soup and soup soup?

[@SlashZero]

RTAA: 1:48:20

[@teiphi7850]

Nice to see Renly Baratheon on this episode of Off Topic.

[@n0Gain]

"Feels kinda wrong to rob a blind guy doesn't it?" YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FEELS KINDA WRONG? THAT FUCKING AD BEING MORE REPETITIVE THAN COMMENT COPYPASTAS.

[@Lordparable]

i feel your pain man -.-

[@YoruLamfhada]

I like how it's supposed to be a horror movie, but it looks like a middle-aged blind guy defending himself in his house from 3 20 year old robbers.

[@chrisduarte7238]

+steel16880 the ad is literally the whole movie

[@WhenDevilsDuel]

+steel16880 it doesn't even makes, they could just make a bunch of noise all around the house, throwing everything in sight, the old man can't hone in on you if you do that.

[@WhenDevilsDuel]

+kronicOverseer *doesn't even make sense

[@Spishie]

Does anyone know what the video is that has the audio Jeremy plays at 1:12:30? :o

[@randommodnar3462]

" Keep muh balls luv" best line of the whole vid😂😂

[@sethb1689]

My brother in law broke his leg like a week ago just like Jeremy described. He was at a friends birthday and they went to some trampoline place and when he came down it just snapped in half, had to have surgery to get a plate put in and everything. Is a bit of a test for my sister and his marriage since they just got married less than a month ago, what better way to start off their life together than a leg broken completely in half.

[@BearDrivingACar]

Hooray for being named Declan

[@saracummings8909]

in the military they spray your forehead with pepper-pray then you run a course. it hurts at first but it drips as you run and that fuckin kills.

[@timcooper1077]

"What does a panda eat?" "EUCALYPTUS!"

[@That2WDGuy]

34.46, Sam saying "Fuck You" is my new notification sound.

[@Dypy4594]

I don't know if it is in Texas, but in certain places it's actually a legal precedent that the side of a fence with the rails points towards the yard, therefore building one which the rails towards your neighbor gives them legal ownership.

[@Chuzado_117]

Gavin: "I don't break anything"... those 5 times you've had to switch phones because you shattered them all would like to disagree

[@TheMharr]

I can't wait for Crunch Time to be the next RTES.

[@carlistar27]

Clorox wipes not part of the category of antibacterial that is being 'overused' [incorrectly used]. They use different methods of killing bacteria that they do not become resistant to.

[@Eireannew113]

I love how they just focus the camera on Gavin when they talk about poop

[@ashlee6229]

U kno what really grinds my gears, I have a goddamn first membership but trying to binge watch anything on that website is horrendous

[@thehermitman2701]

The funniest time I can remember it happening to me is when I was in my squad office in the Army and was having a conversation with a sergeant about whatever. I suddenly decided to hike my leg and fart out loud for, I can't remember why other than to be funny, and shitted instead. I had no problems being able to go home and change promptly.

[@starkman8773]

"That does not belong there!" I love you gavin...

[@opinionatedbrit9758]

Hopefully Sam actually has a sense of humour in this, unlike his appearance in On The Spot...

[@TheEssentialHughJazz]

He didn't, though it didn't help that they spent the first 30 minutes talking about tamagotchis and defecation

[@ilurvekittenskittens59]

He was funny. It was a dry humor. I enjoyed it.

[@ImportedfromUK]

He got triggered to fuck

[@UnrealGemini]

he has a sense of humour on On The Spot. he just got mad at James and adams jokes

[@andrewgeiser251]

One could only hope

[@ColleenWilsey]

How come this episode’s post show isn’t on the website? They don’t list post shows until episode 94.

[@wangla]

THIS IS THE BEST PODCAST BECAUSE IT IS REAL

[@Glitchy-zh7ts]

What a Super Duper Great and Really, Really Awesome video, Achievement Hunter, everyone!!!! Great job, loving the Off Topic series!!!!

[@DeliveryMcGee]

Emergency room docs call in the facilities services guys and use their vice-grips (adjustable locking pliers) to break tungsten rings. Set 'em to a size just smaller than the ring, but too big to crush the finger, give 'em a squeeze, and *pop*.

[@DylanLivesAgain]

Michael looks so pissed at Gavin when he says stuff, but it keeps turning out that he is just thinking. I don't really know why it's so funny to me.

[@RhysClark97]

"crunch time....releases september eleventh....*never forget*"

[@stankzilla8393]

I like how michael says that he stands when he wipes because "im not sticking my hand in the toilet" he literally told a story where he fisted his own shit out of a clogged toilet like it was no big deal

[@dusk1703]

There's a difference between those situations. In his clogged toilet story, he had limited options and went with the fastest. As for wiping, that's something you do every single time.

[@blacktigers98]

This episode was too quiet on the live stream (I could barely hear with headphones plugged in, turned all the way up)... And I'm glad it wasn't an issue they have here on KZbin.

[@innynieves3130]

Love how I thought "That guy sounds like one of the kids from freaks and geeks" and there he was.

[@d4ark972]

Don't know why exactly, but this felt more like an Internet Box than Offtopic.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

I hope that they will fix the audio for off topic sometime soon, they are oddly quiet

[@Alex_.The._Conqueror]

For those of you who came looking for the RTAA, it starts at ~ 1:47:50

[@LordConstipation]

So strange. Ryan and I both have the first name "James" but go by our middle names. We must be distantly related.

[@metal660]

that is how it works after all

[@LordConstipation]

+Panzer Div Lehr Exactly. And the fact that we both enjoy diet coke brings us up to long-lost brothers.

[@waynestar100]

pls tell me your middle name is rocket

[@crazyevilbob]

Micahel says he never wants to get pepper sprayed, Aleks from CowChop pepper sprays fellow cowchop employees for fun. CowChop too hardcore.

[@JoeMazzolaTheFirstPersonCook]

Geoff and Jeremy have the most entertaining childhoods

[@AJLucio]

Does anyone know what video Gavin and Micheal talk about Micheal trying to fight a parking lot while drunk?

[@andrew10022]

Where is the podcast Micheal talked about? He said he was gonna be a podcast a week or two back and I haven't seen it yet.

[@mariogonzales5448]

Jeremy has the best stories he's just the best.

[@rorytelling]

Once my roommate's friend sprayed a little bit of her pepper spray in the living room and my eyes were stinging from my bedroom. Not badly, but I definitely noticed. That stuff's no joke

[@Coreyphillips1]

Never knew anyone as a kid who liked those Tamagotchi's, infact i never even heard it be talked about in person :o only ever heard of them from online stuff

[@HangamingHG]

To be honest they should probably keep this Podcast to AH/RT people only and have no guests. The chemistry always gets fucked up when they have a guest.

[@charliemcdonald5487]

-

[@cloudcovercreations]

I mean they have guests join because first it's kind of them to do so and second because it's a podcast.

[@1finallygotunleashed]

The problem with getting Crunch Time actors as guests as opposed to, say, Game Grumps or Funhaus, is that none of the guests have been gamers, and every time the topic switches to games they have to ether talk around the guest or tell them an exhaustively thorough explanation of whatever game they're talking about.

[@cloudcovercreations]

+VII Grandfather I mean there's worse things in life. Also there's nothing wrong with explaining a game to a guest, at least they're giving them some insight.

[@dusk1703]

They had both Sam and James & Adam on OTS yesterday. Funhaus was Funhaus as usual, but Sam just did not fit in with that group. Even Miles couldn't save him.

[@mastermoustachio282]

Ryan's reaction at 37:34 kills me.

[@terraglade]

0:12 First Reaction: Oh god why michael Second Reaction: hueh hueh ....well done michael

[@I8ALLYOURBACON]

What Michael said about Digimon ripping off tamagotchi is technically incorrect because they're both owned by the same company.

[@KidKodyUConn15]

59:15 I've literally got a mouthful of food and I just start cracking up.

[@miezekatze182]

Even with a glass, Gavin spills beer. He's the best :D

[@markmayonnaise1163]

Right as they were talking about the gymnast who broke his leg in the Olympics, one of the hinges on the kickstand of my Surface Pro 4 fucking collapsed. Great.

[@masterjenkins632]

29 hours on wow is bullshit me and the boys would often do 36+ hour sessions on runescape double xp back in the day lmao 135 sounds more on track

[@RadicalEggu]

I hyper extended my knee back in 2014 Jeremy's story broke me on the inside

[@justincabell]

0:43

[@Nitrospartan911]

Hahahah XD thanks.

[@cnutdestroyer2933]

Much appreciated

[@TheCpirate9]

Cheers

[@VictorMurp]

Actually you can change the battery on a Tamagochi. I remember mine ran out of battery but they had those weird disk batteries and apparently the batteries were more expense to buy than just another Tamagochi so my parents bought me a new one. Obviously I was pretty upset

[@malevolution7041]

*releases Crunchtime on Sep 11 *renamed as Crashtime until Sep 12

[@Steryon91]

WHEN IS IMMERSION VIDEOS COMMING OUT!!! BEEN FILMING FOR MONTHS BUT NOTHING OUT YET?

[@bronzeowl9]

That website Ryan was on about the tamagotchi was a parody website omg

[@Varky93]

Loving the title of this episode and Rudy forgetting 9/11 the next day. Mint.

[@Phantom-wu9su]

Jeremy he's the type of guy to make me laugh just staring at him eye to eye.

[@MrJo826]

Michael: "I was like 7 I think.." Gavin: " Did you know the f-word by then?" Michael: "I'm sure I fucking did." Michael is amazing.

[@WannabeCanadianDev]

Sammmmmmm has a good voice for this. I want him in more AH things.