Off Topic: Ep. 79 - Giving Up Fun

The AH Crew sit down to talk about baby Iris, video planning, KZbin subscriptions, and more on this week's Off Topic! This episode originally aired June 2, 2017 and is sponsored by Dollar Shave Club (bit.ly/2cujr4z) and MeUndies (bit.ly/29QtMVP) | Watch Let's Play Presents Here: / ubisoftus
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Off Topic: Ep. 79 - Giving Up Fun
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[@harrywitcher3739]

iris: f....f....f Michael: father? iris: fuck Michael: I'm so proud

[@cowboy5182]

nah switch around Iris: F...F....F Michael: fuck? Iris: father Michael: Damn it

[@ChristMinistries4]

Thought you said isis for a second XD

[@ratziboi2266]

Michael: LINDSAY!! THIS CHILD IS NOT MINE!!!

[@RhysClark97]

yo who'd you fuck??

[@angelxlord7374]

Agent Ratzi that's just not funny like at all

[@kylem2010GT]

Jack to Gavin - "If you had a baby would you raise it American or stupid?" _Geoff runs in to give Jack a high five_

[@Tank5546]

Lindsay got the pre-release so the baby was born early. Michael got the season pass so he got all those diapers as a bonus.

[@pressnothingandwatch]

Now we just gotta figure out if Iris is the main protagonist or a support character.... or the villain

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

Villian, hands down Being spoiled as a kid has some weird emotional side effects

[@Brattleborg]

that is an amazing comment.

[@claire122333]

Epickills03 g

[@supr3m3panda]

Michael gushing about Iris is adorable.

[@chaseteel251]

That bit with the diapers is just one more of the many reasons I love Broadcast

[@Chuzado_117]

"so if you had a baby would you raise it American or stupid".... dammit jack I almost spit out my sprite with that joke lmao

[@Wolffang731]

Its Papa Jones!

[@zaithehedgewolf4587]

Wolffang731 XXXXDDD papa Jones

[@bobjones9915]

Wolffang731 I

[@JazzCabbageJosh]

Baby Iris was born before her due date, does that make her a pre release?

[@recklessturtle7462]

Digger Nick Zenyatta popped his ult early

[@bishop3660]

Digger Nick yeah sometimes if you pre-order, the devs will send it out early.

[@clairelouise3591]

She was actually released early for first members

[@coltondaddario8282]

Claire Louise u win this comment section.

[@breastpilk]

Digger Nick Unfortunately, she's only in her pre-alpha stage.

[@Omgimadude1]

I mean, Michael punched apart his own shit. He's gonna be fine.

[@syhresyhre911]

*Jack pretends he'll taze Gavin* "I'd never actually do that." .... Didn't you taze Michael?

[@syhresyhre911]

So he says 😝

[@EvilChibiIggyII]

to be fair, Gavin was originally supposed to taze Micheal but let Jack do it instead

[@SINDRIKARL1]

It was for charity in a controlled environment with trained medical staff on hand, very different situation.

[@syhresyhre911]

Just to be clear I want trying to put Jack down, I just wanted to point out the irony.

[@TheSlaughterGod]

Out of everyone I believe Gavin is the one person they cannot or will not taze. The guy basically had a stroke when he was younger you can't taze that.

[@DaekoTan]

"If you had a baby would you raise it American or stupid?" *Insert meme of Patrick Star saying "What's the difference?"*

[@skullfluffy]

16:02 How to summon Geoff.

[@Cheezeblade]

Next year slowmo guys video. "My Girlfriends Labor in 4k 250,000 FPS Ft. Meg turney"

[@pressnothingandwatch]

They'll need a face cam (aka gag cam), of Gavin watching it, playing with the video

[@Mr-Trox]

PressNothingAndWatchTheDamn Video Oh god, if my brother in law almost fainted when his second kid was born, I imagine Gavin will fucking vomit and then give himself a concussion from landing in it.

[@saiyandna2368]

Wrong

[@Thegangsterzboyy98]

Meg would kill Gavin lol like with a bedpan.

[@masterxl97]

"I only have ONE baby, guys." He still doesn't understand, you guys. He still doesn't understand.

[@acali317]

The look on Geoff's face at 1:48:43 is pure happiness and pride for Micheal, Lindsay and Iris. Can't help but smile at the big softee he is for his friends.

[@morganirvine2327]

Makes me smile when I found out they made Geoff irises godfather ❤

[@Unlimitedossibility]

Premature... So Baby Rage Quit the Womb?

[@thekittycats8061]

vodquila don't just forget the night before wipe the fucking hard drive clean

[@8484sean]

the kitty cats That made me laugh way to fucking hard

[@KyRex1783]

Forget clearing the history, format the computer

[@ltchugacast131]

the kitty cats just this thread XD

[@giacomozeitgeist7178]

"Why can't you just hang a baby?" - Gavin Free, 2017

[@lukeepoo785]

Watch Michael claim he isn't drunk and then continue to be very drunk.

[@VideoSage]

Michael has gone full dad, & it's wonderful.

[@jaycereed9928]

i realize I'm kinda off topic but does anyone know of a good site to stream newly released series online?

[@alfonsoarcher3106]

@Jayce Reed Lately I have been using FlixZone. You can find it by googling :)

[@reigngraham5287]

@Jayce Reed Try flixzone. Just search on google for it :)

[@jerryroy5121]

@Alfonso Archer yup, I've been using Flixzone for since april myself =)

[@brycenandre7488]

@Alfonso Archer Thank you, signed up and it seems like a nice service :D Appreciate it !

[@wdude33]

12:32 there's about to be some adult diapers in the mail to AHWU for gavin.

[@chris31795]

That's a lot of diapers...

[@Tessa_Ryan]

Well, they're going to fucking use alllllll of them.

[@derekd.4615]

chris31795 being a father of two boys myself he will prob use most of those diapers.

[@ColonelPeppers]

That is actually not a lot of diapers. They will use eight a day. I just hope they have enough trash bags.

[@LighthawkTenchi]

chris31795 They will blow through that stack in about 2-3 months. Expensive as hell, too.

[@CaitCher]

That's godsent, not a lot.

[@gamertagshadow-6227]

you could say iris rage quit the womb

[@XxHarounXx]

rip old michael welcome new michael

[@vRockMcCarty]

Love the fact you can't see Little J over the diapers, haha. Congrats Mogar!

[@charlienuggets7443]

first forty seconds, Jack has a taser and my first and only thought "I hope this doesn't become a negatively charged encounter"

[@septumpunch7797]

the best thing about this whole podcast is Michael (and everyone else!!) being so proud and happy about Iris. that kid is going to have a bomb ass childhood

[@TheMightyPipe]

OMG I'm so happy for Michael and Lindsay. Also great job broadcast.

[@Invader19x]

Aw Michael is such a good dad. Its so sweet to see how proud and happy he is when talking about his baby.

[@ryancoates9223]

For episode 100, can Michaels daughter be the host?

[@jasakiewiczsutton7625]

Ryan Coates floppy neck baby host

[@ryancoates9223]

Frank Castle ah, he can have a pillow. He will be fine.

[@Toneill029]

Hearing about Iris being a ragdol reminds of what my parents told about when I was in the hospital as a newborn. Somehow I good actually lift up head and look around. I would also get really fussy and cry when all the others were sleeping then when every other baby was awake and crying I'd be fast asleep. Baby stories are the best.

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

55:46 "Or by the neck?" Yup, Meg just choke-slams Gavin.

[@aravindselvam6508]

"why don't you hang a baby" -Gavin Free 2017

[@svenpoigmichakov2063]

I think in podcast format, they should be able to discuss politics if they want to, it's a show literally called "Off Topic". The community shouldn't be so ucking butt hurt if they hear something they don't agree with. They sometimes say things I don't necessarily agree with, but I love these guys. Let them talk about what the fuck they want to talk about. Stop feeling alienated because a youtube group doesn't hold the same feelings you do. Move on enjoy their content, and stop getting butthurt!

[@Tact1kalFa1l]

9:55 "For the love of god, Montresor!" "Yes, for the love of god!"

[@ms.deneuve]

Michael looks like such a dad with those glasses

[@mommyslosingit]

So hes got about a week of diapers there then?

[@SkyTheStarhero]

Weird. They talked about politics for a good amount of time, but the dislike bar isn't insane? Are people finally growing up?

[@MrIzzy5466]

They were mostly talking facts and no opinioms. That and laughing about the stupid typo. No one gets angry about that stuff usually.

[@gettingstranger]

Of course not! I think they may be growing down, to be quite honest.

[@royalewithcheese7]

SkyTheStarhero they never grow up they are still petty as shit

[@taco6n13]

SkyTheStarhero No I just don't think they watched this one.

[@MrMoustacheNinja]

Geoff walking on stage to high five Jack after that Gavin burn 😂😂😂😂 love Team OG and their relationship

[@ViperiumPrime]

I'd guess a diaper change 3-5 times a day, so that supply might last a year? perfect for the size 1 amount

[@tydog_22]

I can see Michael got some new glasses NOICE

[@JJcDAmAn1]

I was thinking that this episode would be sponsored by Babies R Us...

[@Dcrev]

The AH crew should have a shooting contest with light bulbs and all the weapons they've gotten from AHWU

[@belainegibsson.2082]

Michael talking about his house and baby are some of my favourite things.

[@Gowdannie]

aww, that bit with broadcast bringing Michael diapers was cute :')

[@maxwell9211]

Dad Michael lookin pretty sexy in his new glasses

[@arlinescarlet4980]

"Are you going to raise your kid American or stupid?" has got to be my favorite thing he's ever said now and that high five from Geoff was just the icing on the cake.

[@natorious314]

Michael in dad mode is one of the cutest things I've ever seen. Keep on loving that baby, man.

[@balrog0444]

"Episode 16 of RvB that I just did audio for..." Well, now we know when Grif comes back, thank you Geoff.

[@CButtonshaw]

Could be flashback/ghost

[@royalewithcheese7]

balrog0444 there's no way they wouldn't censor that if it was a giant spoiler

[@SINDRIKARL1]

Except they don't typically censor live shows like this.

[@WruceBayne]

I absolutely love broadcast, especially Patrick, they all just seem like such genuine people.

[@MrMoustacheNinja]

That end convo about netting Jeremy and the rip pants 😂 both of those would be hilarious to see!!

[@DavidTriphon]

So cool to see the tech crew behind Off Topic. Go techies!

[@RyanM-yurt]

Finding Bigfoot series has a better story than destiny

[@harv.41]

"are you going to raise it american or stupid?" best thing jack has ever said

[@tychoazrephet3794]

Jeremy: "Uhhh...I'm subscribed to Michaels channel..." Michael: "Oh wow, really?" Lil' J: "Yeah." Michael: "Huh...I should make a video." *Michael why must you tease us so?*

[@Frank_Ditch]

Production crew: so if we spend anything over $5000 we need to get permission, so let's buy $4999 worth of diapers for Michael

[@DraperPeanut]

Yo i thought the diapers was there AHWU haul but thats awesome from broadcast!!!

[@TheRoflBigMac]

Jack's American or stupid joke was brilliant I don't care what you think of him

[@damienwhisenant9115]

God I love Achievement Hunter I ship out for basic training tomarrow and this is the most I have laughed all day.

[@Swiftehpie]

They recorded this on my 20th birthday. congrats on becoming a dad, Michael!

[@stiggyz6393]

"If you had a baby would you raise it American or stupid?" Oh Jack I was dying after you said that!!

[@enjw0]

PLEASE do more of the Bigfoot series!

[@Essaroni]

Geoff seems to be happier or more energetic or something here. Idk, there's new life in him that was absent in previous off topics.

[@Hessimore]

oh wow, broadcast is the best. such an awesome gift! so moving

[@OGNSpangBab]

When you share your birthday with Gavin and Michael indirectly talks shit about your birthday 😞

[@perksofperks]

I just realised 5 mins in that all of them have beards, pretty thick ones, except Micheal. Micheal is also the only dad here, wtf!

[@imblakeiswear2549]

Henry Perks goeff shows up and hes a dad but he dose have a beard too. so youre halfway right.

[@link8440]

Henry Perks Micheal in geneticly incapable of growing a beard.

[@lilsausage2614]

Blakey Geoff has a kid tho

[@binkleyme]

LeapingPenguin L Geoff also wasn't there in the first 5 minutes.

[@paulruffle6913]

well also, Geoff is kind of a dad as well

[@BasicGeometry]

really glad I decided to turn this podcast on while eating lunch.

[@bloodstar165]

It's pretty fucking awesome to see Michael absolutely gush over his daughter, gonna be a hell of a dad.

[@BearByTree]

The accountant for RT is probably wondering why the fuck part of the fullscreen budget went to diapers and wipes

[@skylarlapenotiere6445]

there's a J somewhere , and you're the little version of that .

[@kauritsu0]

Michael has such dad glasses on!!! I dig them!

[@toolbox1502]

love the face Michael made when the lid came off the tequila/vodka

[@ColonelPeppers]

14:55 Michael's face, I am pretty sure he was thinking about killing Gavin.

[@lindseymessina8622]

can we make a team parents? Ryan Geoff and michael

[@chriskthegoat9165]

Lindsey Messina team dads?

[@mrshinybald2739]

I can't believe I like these guys so much I'm actually watching off topic now XD

[@DarkReturns]

For the hunting Jeremy bit... You got 1 week to catch him. If He get caught day one, he get's 0 dollars and Jack gets 700 dollars. If Jeremy makes it to day 2, he gets 100 dollars, and Jack get 600. Day 3 is 200/500. Day 4, 300/400. Day 5, 400/300. Day 6, 500/200. Day 7, 700/0. That way Jeremy got a reason to not get caught.

[@thekingdragon3941]

my bro just had there first kid 3 months early he gets to come home in about a week

[@Mach15ghost]

Michael looks so tired, also I can't wait for the impending Ryan levels of dad madness from Michael due to sleep deprivation

[@biga2781]

Now we all await for hundreds of slowmo videos of the entire crew using all their weapons.

[@Regan1297]

I love the productions sense of humour!

[@TheMightyPipe]

You guys should talk about what you want to. If that's politics, that's awesome.

[@switch3459]

Michael looking like Buddy Holly

[@CaptainLog]

Iris is such a profoundly beautiful name. Congrats, Mr. Dad and Mom. :)

[@quonslecn7755]

LOL. Love Michael's new glasses. He looks like Jack's beardless brother now haha

[@TheoneandonlyRozicS]

there is no such thing as too many diapers

[@booperdee2]

Michael is looking real old this podcast, maybe its the glasses? i can see him as aa 50yr old grey haired man in this... or Carl from Up

[@coreyphillips8352]

Wow today iris would be 5 years old, doesnt even feel that long ago when news of her first came out

[@mateochavez8455]

"It was so new and smol" Gavin Free on Iris

[@SharkCenter]

Glad to see that you have gained subscribers since I last viewed your channel. You deserve it, your content is very good. You guys crack me up! Keep up the good work! 😀

[@ryannash11]

papa jones and his new glasses

[@schwazroda7882]

Jeremy's hand for the me undies ad was on point

[@Naaaaaaaaaah420]

You guys should upload these podcasts to Spotify

[@mattmccallum9000]

All of those diapers should last them a good month

[@hicham040maroc]

"If you have a baby, would you raise it american or stupid?"😂😂😂😂😂

[@niall790]

Jack fucking loves sliding things across the table whenever he gets the chance. Every time.

[@ariannagrotheer5389]

it's going to be amazing when Iris is older and comes back to watch this

[@Likeomgitznich]

Geoff, thank you for the level headed trump analysis. I am being 100% serious.

[@keineruhe]

So what I'm hearing is they want us to start sending in sex toys...

[@aceviolet1917]

40:17 thanks geoff for letting us know that grif is coming back

[@SkywardSpork]

I do that shirt thing Andy does, it's a comfort thing, it's something I've done since I was a kid I think