Off Topic Podcast

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[@aidansaylche]

Buckle Up. Highlights Timestamps: 00:00 - Intro 01:30 - Michael's Desk vs. Sledgehammer 02:58 - Jeremy & Geoff were shithead kids 07:36 - Dave Bautista 08:05 - Taco Bell 08:12 - Alopecia Alfredo / Jeremy goes to RTX / Lonely Matt 19:38 - Almost Tweeting Your Own Genitalia 23:23 - No More Breakfast 25:50 - The Cast are Drunk / Shirtless Pictures 33:56 - A Reason for 4 kids 39:01 - Outro --- Full Episode Timestamps: 00:04 - Intro 13:47 - Michael's Desk vs. Sledgehammer 45:40 - Jeremy & Geoff were shithead kids 01:08:02 - Dave Bautista 01:15:33 - Taco Bell 01:16:19 / 01:18:34 - Alopecia Alfredo / Jeremy goes to RTX / Lonely Matt 01:30:52 - Almost Tweeting Your Own Genitalia 01:44:55 - No More Breakfast 01:50:03 - The Cast are Drunk / Shirtless Pictures 02:01:03 - A Reason for 4 kids 02:07:55 - Outro

[@Nmille98]

This went off the rails FAST.

[@jenleon160]

Nealon Miller ahh the power of alcohol

[@jayfuri5835]

21:04 “FUCK THAT’S A HEAVY DICK”

[@edpz682]

Thank you

[@joeyflonnes9829]

You're a damn saint

[@N7Beowulf]

I honestly think the reason why Geoff wasn't laughing as much when the drunken arguments were breaking out was because it just clicked in his mind. "Oh god, was I like this?"

[@captainteeko4579]

I love that their parents watch them JEREMY AND MATT WERENT BEST FRIENDS?????

[@CraigVisnovec]

In complete honesty, listening to these highlights and building LEGOs at the same time is beautiful therapy.

[@myahitt1247]

That’s it I’m going to target and buying a Lego set for my damn self because it’ll make me happy

[@P1K3L]

They should turn the breakfast argument into an rtaa.

[@bryerlemke2164]

I have no doubt that it will. My fuckin sides hurt

[@TheOneTrueErica]

I would also nominate Lindsay and Michael's 4th baby argument

[@billstone8468]

@@TheOneTrueErica rtaa Iris and Luna

[@isaiasvasquez4738]

I think they should turn the auto immune deficiency s word into an animated short

[@mspeanutbutterpie]

Geoff's face after Fredo said his prep was lube was a Mood

[@Newby1]

I loved his reaction to Michael's "And Fuck." during Jeremy's story.

[@raycastro4092]

This podcast was so fucking good in its entirety. I don’t think I’ve laughed as hard on any Off Topic episode in a while. I am sad that Geoff’s Devil May Cry ad read didn’t make the highlights because that was something else. Such a great podcast.

[@isaiasvasquez4738]

Ray Castro then ray returned to make a contender for funniest

[@Roguekriger]

You really see the Jersey come out of Michael when he's arguing about breakfast. You also really see the Boston come out of Jeremy when he says he was happy to meet Jack.

[@Nmille98]

"Is he going somewhere with this?"

[@cwp2175]

AH Motto

[@jasonrivas4063]

My god drunk Jack might be my favorite drunk Achievement Hunter.

[@Nmille98]

He's just so DONE with everyone's shit...

[@coolfrymaster]

Geoff was probably mine but its for the best he doesnt touch alcohol again

[@kyledoeztatuz4802]

He really chanelled his inner Alex Jones this episode.

[@jbfarley]

@@SleepySnaiI dumbass, that's not true at all

[@tomferguson4142]

@@SleepySnaiI Geoff was suffering really bad from alcoholism

[@Mizzriah]

13:24 “I’m such a big fan of AxialMatt” Michael’s face is great.

[@atay5466]

23:39 DAD AND OLDEST SON ARE ARGUING IN FRONT OF THE GRANDATHER, with the two youngest sons huddling in fear.

[@alicerosekirkland5469]

Lindsey is not the only person to have the rollercoaster logic. My friend's ex wanted four kids for the same reason.

[@nickenglehart6469]

Well there is actually a reason to this. After birth the females brain releases a chemical essentially forgeting the entire pregnancy and birth as well as high levels of dopeamine making them want to have more kids. Even if the woman for the longest time wanted no kids but then decided to then have one it will still happen.

[@Wildcard-Jack-47]

Nick Englehart so another reason why your brain is always trying to ruin you/itself

[@idiosyncrasies6769]

As a third child, I can confirm. I sat alone on a rollercoaster and felt lonely the entire time while my two older siblings had fun in the front row.

[@lv.2073]

38:42 To be fair, who else thought the *exact* same thing when they heard the words “Child Swap”?

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

Alfredo looked like one of them 38:23 "childswap" *Alfredo perks his head up and tilts it, squinting his eyes*

[@jarrottlande1250]

I wish Alfredo would just stand up and yell “I HATE IT WHEN MOM AND DAD FIGHT”

[@nutshooter12]

i like the, "JUMP"...." DO A FLIP".... everytime i hear the words do a flip, i think of bender

[@JustSomeDamnGinger]

I love drunk Jeremy. I think it's mostly because we're basically the same kind of drunk. The endless story is something I do to my friends all the time.

[@jordan999fire]

Jack: They never called it 4 Me: It literally has "IV" on the cover

[@Funnywargamesman]

40 minutes of highlights?! This is an April Fools joke I can get behind.

[@alienfac32]

that whole episode was a highlight..

[@Kitty-kg4qm]

8:19 Jack and Alfredo's surprise at the camera pointing at the back of his head

[@markbaltazar6916]

Millie is losing her shit when she heard Geoff's story about taking stuff out of his teacher's purse.

[@kellymartin2603]

If you have four kids you need a six seater car. With three, you can used any regular five seater. If you're worried about them being alone on a roller coaster, take a grandparent or aunt/uncle. Or- go with another family that has an uneven amount of kids, or a single parent with two kids.

[@Joyfk]

Or have them all bring friends

[@michaelporter2564]

40 min of highlights means top 3 in greatest podcasts ever

[@Kitty-kg4qm]

28:55 perfect comedy

[@matthewmalbrough2632]

Drunk Jeremy completely derails everything he’s in

[@glowingterror6909]

*JACK WANTS THAT FUCKING BREAKFAST*

[@CutterHistorical]

28:50 Jeremy called it!!!!!!!!

[@Trashboat444]

Is Lindsey roller coaster argument gonna be up there with 3 coins and triangles in the pantheon of AH arguments?

[@ziggystardust8431]

Don't forget the Cereal Defense

[@studio9131]

But if you flip a coin 3 times...... *Argument insues*

[@MexicAnime]

But if you shoot down a hill......

[@VictiniStar101]

God damn this was such a good podcast

[@KweenOrion]

27:12 it'd be weird for me to announce that Kat was pregnant, right?

[@davidmuller9412]

I watched the whole thing yesterday, honestly have never laughed so much watching these guys before XD

[@risarugaming1648]

I live in a dorm and listen to podcasts to help me sleep, so I was literally choking trying not to laugh and wake my roommate

[@P1K3L]

I watched it, and I laughed my ass off the whole time.

[@Jackhintze06]

“You think I’m made of breakfast?”

[@reventheeuclid6289]

Poor matt brag. AH's punching bag.

[@BigBoi237]

He deserves it.

[@jensen.2664]

don't you mean ah's punching bragg

[@PeefRimgarGames]

@@jensen.2664 AH's punching brank

[@chiip90]

its better than my job....

[@Doodthedood]

I accepts it so well. I would honestly apply for that job.

[@johndotcue]

As a guy that stopped drinking who still hangs out with people who get drunk, I feel for Geoff.

[@sadmageboi472]

drunk fredo is a blessing

[@mrjamiehalo99]

the thumbnail is me on my 5th shot

[@solace669]

This is the second best off topic ever. The best is 139 by a narrow margin.

[@hollipop1988]

If this is off topic live, i can't wait for RTX 2019

[@PhoeniksStorm]

This is by far the best off topic podcast . . . . . . . . . In my opinion

[@Roguekriger]

They are a perfect metaphor for how it feels to have ADD/ADHD in school

[@kyliemcgee2398]

I've learned that Jack just wants everyone to be gay

[@KohtaDon]

Jeremy's drunk slur is so funny.

[@InfinitePain_VODs]

The fact that they're as drunk as they are at the 10 minute mark of this video, not even half way through, just tells me they had a rough night that night

[@patinthesnow752]

This might be my favorite off topic podcast ever!!

[@neoizileth2832]

This was the funniest podcast ever

[@CutterHistorical]

4:02 Millie sighting!!!

[@Bonewalker1127]

This was really one of the best episodes of off topic. xD

[@Scp9992hd]

I zoned out completely after the breakfast fight

[@EvilOdysseus]

What was Drax The Destroyer doing in the AH office?

[@N7Beowulf]

Chances are one of his kids enjoys AH or maybe he's a fan himself.

[@GAMBANJUJJJ]

promoting his movie Stuber

[@kirby-rh5js]

He’s in this podcast too he’s just standing perfectly still

[@andrescaballero1825]

People broke down that day

[@KealohaHarrison]

24:42 Inside Out (2015)

[@Callumisagamer]

This podcast 😂 this was something else...

[@Jolamprex]

@9:25 How people with actual baldness feel about Jeremy.

[@jbfarley]

His bald spot was not tiny, it was actually pretty noticeable for a couple years

[@CrescentKay]

This is by far the best off topic they did, especially if you watch the post show.

[@kuromaru5344]

They're so drunk

[@chaseelliott3928]

In Matt's defense on the whole 2 hour thing, he's from South Carolina. That's what we fucking do down here. If you're gonna catch up with people, clear you're next six hours cause your fucking buckling in. South Carolina is the state where we pour some iced tea, sit down on the patio, and go over every minor thing that's on our minds at the time.

[@comradeshadles4967]

I have no clue what just happened and I love it

[@hankanderson8633]

The breakfast part- I love you broadcast

[@RetroKidReviews]

23:30 best shit ever in the podcast

[@willnelson9906]

And you know what, kofi Kingston did in fact win the wwe championship

[@3rza753]

Best episode so far

[@MexicAnime]

The roller coaster story's should be their own rtaa/ah animated.

[@danisson9432]

28:50 Jack: Is that the miz??

[@AutumnOnFire]

#NoMoreBreakfast

[@Hydrolion1998]

I'm surprise this wasn't the whole podcast re-uploaded again lol

[@Enderborn272]

AH must be an HR nightmare

[@P1K3L]

I fucking loved this episode.

[@CaptainPatches069]

Poor Alfredo. He had to see Michael and Jack argue lol

[@villalba874]

That breakfast routine Lmao!

[@TriviumSouljah2009]

Was that the flash at 7:30

[@sonofhellboy93]

how to get kicked out of the libary laugh uncontrollably to micheal and jack fighting while alfrado and jeremy are crying fucking in hystarics

[@Ferno0099]

When Michael said Lindsey wanted four kid I thought about me and my 3 brothers

[@EmSwaff2]

They could make sooooo many RTAA's out of this podcast.

[@quantumraptor1485]

This made my jaw hurt from laughing

[@sleepytimetaquito]

Are we gonna gloss over Frado and Jeramy during the breakfast argument?

[@beeeennnnnnn]

jesus how smashed were they during this lmfao

[@GamingBlarg]

My salary: / Breakfast: |

[@corbanlyon2140]

I do the child swap with my younger brother when he can’t ride a ride ( not give them to another family but give him to my older brother.)

[@risarugaming1648]

omg I love Michael's shirt! Did a fan make that or does anyone know?

[@TomboTheTornado]

8:13 bald cam

[@doradoh8263]

lindsay is the funniest person alive

[@lv.2073]

24:30 Thumbnail moment

[@FiestyCheese]

When Highlights are 40 minutes....you know shit got real

[@nicktaylor3956]

Jack Patillo - "We used to get colachies, then he had his fucking second kid and we don't get colachies anymore!"

[@suchageekblog]

28:57 smush.

[@Trashboat444]

Did this happen before or after the Borderlands 3 announcement?

[@flashrun85]

When a guy that’s like twice your age, weighs 10 pounds less than you

[@Able0the0fox]

What a beautiful disaster

[@CutterHistorical]

aidan, did u do highlights of off topics that were not in studio similar to this one??

[@aidansaylche]

Here are a bunch of them! #97 - Let's Play Summer Vacation 2017 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpqonn9-htB-sLc #99 - RTX London 2017 w/ James Buckley kzbin.info/www/bejne/gH24iGmng5qLeq8 #115 - RTX Sydney 2018 kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZ7Zl2VvoLKKbpI #117 - Live in Austin 2018 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIO2foB7naiGadk #141 - RTX Austin 2018 kzbin.info/www/bejne/epiXk2ptq9ScfKM #147 - RTX London 2018 kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJ-UaaqmoaaAoac

[@Lizabeth_Glintstone]

Wait did Michael finish school

[@zk2005]

Is it me, or did the audio get a little shit during the argument?

[@Foxyman18]

Why doesn't Jack go to where Michael would get the breakfast? I mean I get they played this up for comedy and because alcohol....but I mean Michael didn't make breakfast...

[@NoWayDoode]

23:25

[@p0st_human852]

The crying jeremy in the thumpnail is horrific

[@darksphere9933]

23:25 thumbnail

[@agiammarco94]

Wow Eric and Jeremy were right about Kofi winning

[@mathildeleprince5597]

who the hell disliked this?!!?!?

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

This better not be 40 minutes of black screen.... Fucking April fool's day

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

5:50 WHY DOES JEREMY HAVE THE BEST STORIED

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

12:05 I love Geoff

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

15:30 ... Monty...

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

19:26 shout out to the guys who yelled "JUMP" and "DO A FLIP"

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

19:51 THANK YOU LINDSAY

[@HunterKing3200]

Can someone explain “auto, immune, deficiency, s word” joke?

[@sarahcohen6628]

Hunter Sturlin Auto-Immune-Deficiency, S= AIDS. Geoff was making a joke that Alfredo has AIDS (which he doesn’t)

[@nonaes]

Jack you’re drunk, go home