Offdensen on the Phone

[@kyleforbes3932]

I feel like he's my dad and I'm waiting for him to finish work

[@CallmeJeffy1]

Underrated comment.

[@kyleforbes3932]

@@CallmeJeffy1

[@kyleforbes3932]

@@CallmeJeffy1 underrated username

[@CallmeJeffy1]

@@kyleforbes3932 you'd be amazed how many people have no idea what my name is from..

[@CallmeJeffy1]

@@kyleforbes3932

[@julesdapper5584]

its so comforting to know that charles has friends tbh

[@ObsidianGloria]

I feel like it's entirely possible for Charles to have been married for 20 years, but nobody knows because he's the type of person that keeps his professional and personal life sealed from eachother like a steel vault door.

[@megantheescallion8565]

YEA

[@megantheescallion8565]

@@ObsidianGloriahes married to me

[@Maw0]

@@megantheescallion8565 No stealing my husband.

[@Rando_Shyte]

@@megantheescallion8565 Luckyyyyyyyyyy

[@zachary746]

i just sit here kicking my feet and giggling listening to his business calls

[@zachary746]

Also if anyone wants to make a multi hour loop of this for me to listen to while I sleep I would be forever in your debt (I can’t sleep without bg noise but most videos are insufferable to listen to)

[@cyclowonus]

MEEE UR SO REAL FOR THIS

[@moderndaymjolnir]

hes a patootie

[@aikoisbored]

REAL REAL REAL I ❤️ Charles

[@sloshed-rat]

The problem with videos like this is that they're only 11 minutes long. It doesn't help for sleep. Looping audio only helps me when the clip is 30mins+

[@curlyandfried]

reminds me of listening to the school receptionist on the phone as you wait to get picked up early

[@CheezSamuri]

I'd give this man complete financial control over my entire life if i could

[@protalghulnist4126]

Anyone who knows what he’s capable of would

[@eli8444]

That man scares me.

[@ichiban1336]

@@eli8444 He's honestly horrifyingly good at whatever he does. If Charles existed IRL, anything he touched would turn to gold, like a Financial and Managerial Midas

[@CheezSamuri]

@@goimpyt i know

[@ashfox7498]

In 6 months you'll be asking him why you can't have $10k for socks

[@Bloodydemise]

New title "Charles Offdensen ASMR"

[@Mysteryof89]

I remember watching this every night when I was younger before I went to bed because it soothed me, I never knew why until I got into ASMR later in life

[@vinnievin86]

THAAAAAANK YOOOOUUU! I thought I was the only one getting ASMR vibes. I'm literally just chilling to this. The abrupt ending ruins it tho but I love this vid!

[@jonathancurrie5170]

Imagine this as a full episode. You'll be bored to death. So brutal

[@Idunno-b8g]

It's about the length of a full episode.

[@roadie3410]

I don't think I would in all honesty. Charles is my favorite character, so an an entire episode (or several as this clip is about as long as a regular episode of Metalocalypse) would be heaven. More screen time for Charles? More serotonin for me. Idc what he's doing, he could literally be taking a nap for a full episode and I would sit and watch the whole thing lmao.

[@zachgilbert3815]

Hard disagree. Honestly just hearing Ofdenson on the phone is better than 95% of the shit adult swim is pushing out these days

[@rokert4ever54]

I mean... i'm watching this rn

[@matthewhinkel6079]

Bored to death, good song title. Did someone write that?

[@BestWayKilla]

What a guy Charles is, going to bat for Toki when Gibson was only interested in pitching to Skwisgaar.

[@PETERODZZ]

I noticed that right away. Toki doesn't practice.😅

[@lich.possum]

@@PETERODZZ he doesn't need to. He's naturally talented but skeisgaar can't leg him overtake him

[@ashfox7498]

@@PETERODZZ Practicing guitars is too hards!

[@PETERODZZ]

@@ashfox7498 😆

[@PETERODZZ]

@@lich.possum 🎸🤘🏼😬

[@blenderbanana]

"That's not a question for me, that's a question for Skwisgar" - Respect.

[@PETERODZZ]

Poor toki😂

[@teejaydee85]

⁠​⁠@@PETERODZZ At least Charles tried his hardest to get Toki an endorsement… but no… Skwisgaar…

[@lepsonical4763]

There's something oddly relaxing to listening to Offdensen talk on the phone

[@nadagainagain4987]

Because he gets shit done. No one who knew him would ever question him.

[@GoregeousLey]

Right? I've played this clip probably 10x and I know I'm going to play more.

[@Dylan90210]

So this shows that Charles is either a collector of vintage guitars or a player himself.

[@Keoffry1]

He probably plays grandpa guitars

[@johnstone7758]

@@Keoffry1 This ams what ims totallys thinking

[@tylerwhite9923]

Knowing this and the shit he puts up with to manage Dethklok, I have a pet theory. Charles was a young metalhead in the 80s, a guitarist. He may have had a band that failed due to a shitty manager, or maybe his parents forced him to go to college. either way, he became a master manager, and supremely disciplined. So when he saw something special in Dethklok he swore that he would help them to become great.

[@Fallen2014]

@@tylerwhite9923 honestly can completely see that just somebody who got soo heavy fucked over by a manager or a label that he choose to never allow something like that to happen to anybody else ever again

[@mitchellatticuswolfgang6554]

@@Fallen2014 That’s what happened to the guy who sang”I think I’m turning Japanese” actually,but he’s a lawyers.

[@nickahumada1044]

the crispiest pen click and note taking I've ever heard

[@nathanexplosion3287]

best Butler ever

[@richlight]

You havent met my penis butler. Now that man can buttle a penis like no ones business You know it sounds like something no one needs but once you have one you realise how much responsability is taken off your shoulders when someone else takes care of all your penial needs . i havent had to shake since i got one. He does get a little over zealous and heavy handed with the shake though. I have mentioned it many times . who am i to tell the man how to do his job though. The mans a pro

[@darthhatchet775]

@@richlight lmfao that was some really funny shit man 😂👍

[@sabrinapohl7837]

Best Band manager ever

[@notsoberoveranalyzer8264]

@@richlight I think our buttlers were inside of the same organism at the same time. Mine uses irl delete history makes a pretty good cocktail of: Whiskey, Vodka, Gin, spray paint, beer, whiskey, scotch bourbon whiskey it brings?

[@davidmeron4562]

I fucking love that Offdensen is a vintage Gibson guy, makes perfect fucking sense.

[@ObsidianGloria]

This has been my go to video whenever I'm having an absolute mental breakdown for a while now. I never thought a socially awkward, cartoon workaholic would be holding my life together, but holy shit. The man just radiates calm. I know Brendan Small intended him to be an exaggerated version of a heartless business man, but he accidentally created the weirdly most supportive (albeit extremely amoral) man in the world.

[@scarletjester7831]

Sometimes the socially awkward are perfect in other environments, Charles clearly has godlike power in the world of financials and business. Wish I had just a quarter of what the character had

[@lizlorde3190]

Well said.

[@SiRenfield]

OMG same. I am still lowkey heartbroken that he wasn’t in Army of Doomstar that much

[@MrIronWar]

"prepare to fall in love with Pie." I now want this pie

[@Anastas1786]

Best start making a list of Notting Hill's fruit pie vendors, I guess.

[@oculartremors]

Such an Agent Dale Cooper thing to say.

[@Marty-z1y]

Offdensen makes me want to take boring financial and legal classes so I can be like him

[@bjollnirbjordsen9795]

Comedic genius is being able to take a series of business phone calls play them completely straight and somehow still have it be funny

[@brittanyclayton477]

Pm bc

[@darksepheroth4627]

He's honestly my favorite character on the show. Even though he didn't discuss anything particularly interesting here, I enjoyed this peek behind the curtain.

[@1r3n3]

i think i might have a Charles addction like he's so wholesome in a way

[@AsgardsValkyrie]

URΔNUS I totally understand what you mean. And I can listen to him talk for hours ngl

[@AncientSlugThrower]

Charles is the best character from the series. He started off as a foil for the band's hijinks, only to eventually become one of the show's most well thought out and rounded characters.

[@konata736]

Metalocalypse is basically two stories. A comedy about the band and a story about Charles saving the world.

[@ObsidianGloria]

@@konata736 You start off the show thinking, "Oh I get it. This man is basically a supervillain and the band is just his front pretty much." And then you later realise, "Holy shit, this man is the only person competent enough to keep a literally demonic prophecy at bay. In fact, I dare say this is the only truly competent man in the entire world."

[@SarahForeshadow13]

“Prepare to fall in love with pie” 🥧 that’s so brutal

[@ghostclout]

i love that at 6:08 you can hear him laugh a lil. im in love with this man sorry

[@ridemylightning]

ngl charles is kind of my favorite character he's so unsilly and so silly at the same time

[@madcat789]

Honestly I could watch him go about his non-Death Metal business all day long.

[@ObsidianGloria]

Technically all of his business is *inherently* metal.

[@mw9688]

It all death metal for him. All of it.

[@buckethead979]

I play this whenever I need to focus on something because for some reason this turns all the screaming in my brain off and I get stuff done. I even play it when I just need to think. It's so weird

[@irenic_raccoon]

I get ya, it's relaxing! He's therapeutic lol

[@erikrivera5946]

Listen to talking or typing asmr. It's not just people eating food

[@jaisapara]

the soothing powers of offdensen!!!

[@inurokuwarz]

It makes me really sad that Gibson only wants Skwisgarr for a few pictures when Toki is desprate for attention and would do anything.

[@graciethebelle]

I know! Like they couldn't at least ask for the both of them? That would be such a cool photo set

[@janvirtanen6199]

Gibson is bs

[@mw9688]

Toki does not practice…. So thems ams the price.

[@ericperreault8889]

I love how he says that you shouldn't get to attached to the things you own cause then they are hard to resale then says right after that his guitar is his baby hahaha charles is awesome

[@chrisfloyd4655]

I'm sure To- No? *long pause* Ok just Skwisgaar.

[@fireninja1972]

It's admirable that he tried it shows Charles cares for all of the members of the band

[@PETERODZZ]

Poor toki. That's what he gets for not practicing.😂

[@ianfinrir8724]

​@@PETERODZZ He makes the sandwiches.

[@sirefromtheshire]

That’s eleven minutes and thirty-three seconds well spent.

[@RavenSoulifer]

Why am I JUST NOW NOTICING...... Charles is a hunter. He's not just a city boy lawyer. This is intriguing.

[@Kilometers_KPH]

Also fences

[@RavenSoulifer]

@acorn9134 Look at his office. The deer mount, the antler chandelier, the gun case.

[@45johngalt]

I always had a feeling he was born in the country in the Midwest, then went to a really prestigious college in a major metropolitan area

[@cr0w342]

This is a masterwork of writing and voice acting. It sounds so genuine

[@faolanthealpha5827]

Charles is so attractive. I watched this whole thing with a big flustered grin on my face.

[@ilovestuff23]

Wtf

[@deenodino6243]

I too have developed a crush on this man

[@lilyhalter8443]

There was a vid of Charles kissing Nathan on KZbin and they made it look real but I think it’s long gone lmao

[@thegreedyworm3120]

@@lilyhalter8443 was it a fanmade vid of after they got sloppy?

[@stab3rry]

FRRRR

[@aprior]

The man plays at Pebble Beach. That's one hell of a course.

[@zachgilbert3815]

I hear it’s very coarse

[@cuve_ae]

Flys a private jet there too what a beast

[@sheppard3767]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR 5 YEARS. Thank you.

[@Bloodydemise]

Me too!

[@timothylalthanmawia6221]

i wanna like your comment but im gonna break the chain soo....

[@lilhuuman7045]

PLEASE WHAT EPISODE IS THIS😭

[@sheppard3767]

So 3 years later I'm still listening to this. But now the slow trickle of tasks and to-dos we call "adulting" has caught up with me, and I put this on in the background to keep me motivated.

[@Valkrim]

​@@lilhuuman7045this is a bonus feature clip from the season 2 DVD set.

[@DSprich]

This is the closest that Dethklok could ever come to ASMR. Completely unrelated, my dad was a partner in a law firm and, when I was wee, this seemed to be his job; being friends with people on the phone who sounded important but never appeared in person. Thinking about it now, he might have been a gangster. 🤔

[@NonethelessImJustExisting]

I'm just saying, for me it's so adorable how he giggles at 6:08 and 6:32 :')

[@SailorRoseRed]

I am so in love with this man.

[@lememe9781]

Charles it’s so laid back, would love to share beer with the guy.

[@benb.8550]

I got so upset when it ended.

[@ColCoal]

Back in the day when you had AOL online and your dad says you can get on right after he is done making a call.

[@Treffaut]

I love that you can COMPLETELY reconstruct the conversation just from Charles.

[@AgeofJP]

that first camera was zooming forward so slow I kept doubting myself until around 0:52 when the window column starts touching the edge of the screen

[@alanstringer.]

I have a very limited lunch time but I sat very still and watched the whole thing because it's just... so... damn... soothing...

[@princessbeexxxx]

If Charles is happy, then everyone is happy.

[@TheBigMclargehuge]

You can tell he's writing down pick up fruit pie for x

[@brycesstuff]

I hadnt watched this show since like 2013 or something, started a new job in '16 and just started rewatching and wow its amazing how much my boss and CFO sound alike. Its uncanny. The cadence and everything 😲

[@cuve_ae]

I’ve adopted his cadence when I code switch for business lol, I am a entertainment manger going to school to be a entertainment lawyer.

[@wormwoodcocktail]

7:21 Offdensen knows it’s hip to be square.

[@tyrellcapers2224]

This is perfect for working from home. It really gives you that in-office feel 😁

[@171apples171]

This is one of those cool people you get to talking with and they end up sending you home with a free lawnmower that needs to be fixed or something like that hahaha what an excellent voice actor.

[@jackblack3718]

"Very big Huey Lewis fan." Nice, him and my boy Patrick!

[@kawskipropaganda]

Why the hell does this grown ass man make me so happy

[@younglink309]

Poor Toki...

[@calimango7926]

As someone who works at a receptionist desk, this is the most accurate representation of business-professional daily calls that I've ever seen. The awkward pauses from phone lag is on point.

[@kiwishima420]

Bro idk why this relaxes me so much it's like I'm waiting for my dad to get off the phone like I can fr just have this playing on loop and just draw 💀💀

[@comicstripvo6654]

Why the fuck did I put down my comic book when this auto played after ASMR, and begin to watch it intently... Jk we all know why we love this mf

[@anxioussamurai9017]

I don't know why I find this incredibly entertaining...but I totally do.

[@attackoftheshowmen6639]

This is so stupid it's genius. This was so enjoyable

[@sidneylee3878]

He's so hot

[@SilentSpectreX2]

This feels like a brutal asmr I need more

[@woIf]

obsessed with this listening experience

[@jarcuadanantus28]

It’s a weird thing to make…..but in a way it’s really nice to actually see him just doing regular work things for a change.

[@CallmeJeffy1]

Honestly, my favorite character.

[@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583]

Friggin Gibson doing toki dirty

[@peterresetz1960]

I can see why Tokie is always upset with his life that no one respects him exemplified by getting dissed by Gibson who won't even give Tokie a couple free guitars. It's not that Tokki can't afford to buy 100 guitars every day if he's so desired. It's just sad that he's been playing Gibson guitars for years, but he is being ignored even though he is in the worlds most famous death metal band. Tokie just would appreciate a little recognition.

[@gumiscott6340]

That's it?! Aw, I wish there was more, this was nice

[@jasonmaclean719]

I want a pen that sounds like a switchblade.

[@SiRenfield]

Not gonna lie the show influenced me to get a guitar for Christmas, and because it was a black Les Paul I named it in Offdensen’s honor

[@gabrielhinojosa3261]

Dads in a meeting during covid he doesn't want to be in the meeting but you both want it to be over so you can spend time together goofing off

[@joshingaboutwithjosh]

Im slowly turning into ofdensen

[@foxbyte0157]

Well don't stop!

[@AmelyaStaiano]

I want a video with Charles as long as the Nathan reading Shakespeare one

[@hogmild]

If you all really think about it this is basically an unedited Home Movies skit.

[@mcdrippyyt562]

“Yeah I got a 59… Right I mean, mint condition, why would I sell it?.. so how much would you price that at?” 😂😂😂

[@feather3563]

So this is what the very busy Offdensen does all day in his office XD

[@goliath1179]

Man what sort of DVD box extra stuff is this

[@camvahdati]

Gold sir…… it is gold

[@genequist3859]

This is fascinating. I need this man to be my life coach.

[@JambiStambi]

i never could understand how anybody could be attracted to a cartoon character.. then i watched this show and saw this man 💜💚💜💚

[@Maw0]

ME TOO!

[@The-Autistic-Rat]

You people make me glad they ended the show when they did

[@eden7244]

​@@The-Autistic-Rat I think you'll live

[@The-Autistic-Rat]

@eden7244 no, i'm dying a warrior's death on this steep and foreboding hill

[@Maw0]

@@The-Autistic-Rat Lmao why?

[@CallmeJeffy1]

I love this. Reminds me of my Father and I when we make business calls.

[@-0rbital-]

This is like being in my Dads office when i was a little kid. Same voice cadence and all.

[@foxbyte0157]

I wish my dad had Ofdensons soul

[@Itdoesntmatteranyway21]

His voice is so nice tbh

[@ToonEditor2001]

His voice is so mesmerizing.

[@SupahSpaceOfficial]

i am deeply in love with this man

[@willlewis153]

Charles definitely seems like a 59 les Paul guy

[@sigmus1475]

I would love to have an office that awesome looking in real life.

[@NightShade1218]

Damn that’s a nice office.

[@camvahdati]

Lighting is important

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@camvahdati Creates a good atmosphere

[@ExtremelyOnlineGuy]

If Hendrix had this guy as a manager he’d still be alive.

[@randymagnum143]

If Hendrix had lived to old age, he would have died in obscurity.

[@ExtremelyOnlineGuy]

@@randymagnum143 he didn’t live in obscurity. Dude was the highest paid act in entertainment at the time. Had shitty management. He of course wouldn’t be as big a deal as he was in his youth but he would’ve died probably in the same vein as prince. People still acknowledged the greatness but were complacent with them.

[@randymagnum143]

@@ExtremelyOnlineGuy "who? Oh yea, I remember that guy" Not knocking the man, but becoming a member of the 27 club will net you some mad cred.

[@ExtremelyOnlineGuy]

@@randymagnum143 I mean I guess. Don’t cut yourself with all this edgy posting. Stuffs sharp

[@johndaugherty4127]

This is the backstory of Dethklok. Charles is the man.

[@vectravl]

I really like the little slice of life like that. It is a good change from the usual chaos.

[@SiRenfield]

I swear he has a voice like cursive (in a good way)

[@thrownawaytubes]

Listening to this while I do homework so I feel like I’m in a working environment, doing wonders, I only wish it was longer

[@misslicorice]

I wonder if the part about him being a Huey Lewis fan is kind of a nod to American Psycho/Patrick Bateman, hah.

[@NEEDbacon]

Given how he's more then capable of throwing down, I could totally see him rocking a clear rain jacket and an Axe to deal with a problem.

[@SiRenfield]

Could be, that or it’s a “he’s a white man in his forties” kind of thing, either one is possible. Although either way I can totally hear him quote some of the more iconic scenes. “Most people probably don't uhh…listen to the lyrics.”

[@DarthTwilight]

I heard some Office Space in there, which is hilariously subtle.

[@Lightbringer-777]

Can hear brendan from home movies in this.

[@ometta7]

What's the video where Charles, sitting alone in his office, pulls out a mini recorder and starts rapping into it? That shit was funny as hell and I can't seem to find it.

[@SiRenfield]

Found it! kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJLUcnVvi7l3etU

[@cruiser_b9779]

Never happened

[@LordMajicus]

Search "CFO Raps". It exists on here.

[@Maw0]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJLUcnVvi7l3etUsi=t4X7X5B1WKZJQJjh

[@cupcakesansfrontier]

Poor Toki :( Always in the shadow for signature series consideration.

[@MrStrikecentral]

I have to say, I really like the design of his desk. I wonder if they actually make that design?

[@getowtofheyah3161]

I just learned how to speak more professionally is eleven minutes and thirty-three seconds.

[@rejectrealism]

there should of been an offdensen episode

[@owenking6370]

@aeropteryx why ames you correcting grammar?

[@tylershanegriffin5302]

@@owenking6370 Ams*

[@owenking6370]

@@tylershanegriffin5302 LoL Nice! The only acceptable correction. So much more efficient with 1 less letter.

[@BragoTHEgraviyKING]

@@owenking6370 why use many word when few do trick

[@SiRenfield]

I mean I’m pretty sure that was the Season 3 finale basically (and to a lesser extent Dethsources). That said the fact that we never got his backstory is an unforgivable crime

[@satinsguard]

This is as long as an episode of the show. Brutal.

[@Spootnik]

I never knew Charles was a vintage guy.

[@BloodGuppy]

now THIS is ASMR

[@abbiss89]

Going to London to fit a suit? Probably Gieves & Hawkes at Savile Row. They got som nice suits!