extra from the season 3 dvd extras mealocalypse belongs to brendon small, tommy blacha, adult swim etc
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@kyleforbes39323 жыл бұрын
I feel like he's my dad and I'm waiting for him to finish work
@chazmichaelmichaels883 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@kyleforbes39323 жыл бұрын
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@kyleforbes39323 жыл бұрын
@@chazmichaelmichaels88 underrated username
@chazmichaelmichaels883 жыл бұрын
@@kyleforbes3932 you'd be amazed how many people have no idea what my name is from..
@chazmichaelmichaels883 жыл бұрын
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@julesdapper55843 жыл бұрын
its so comforting to know that charles has friends tbh
@ObsidianGloria Жыл бұрын
I feel like it's entirely possible for Charles to have been married for 20 years, but nobody knows because he's the type of person that keeps his professional and personal life sealed from eachother like a steel vault door.
@megantheescallion856510 ай бұрын
YEA
@megantheescallion85653 ай бұрын
@@ObsidianGloriahes married to me
@Maw03 ай бұрын
@@megantheescallion8565 No stealing my husband.
@CheezSamuri3 жыл бұрын
I'd give this man complete financial control over my entire life if i could
@protalghulnist41263 жыл бұрын
Anyone who knows what he’s capable of would
@eli84442 жыл бұрын
That man scares me.
@ichiban13362 жыл бұрын
@@eli8444 He's honestly horrifyingly good at whatever he does. If Charles existed IRL, anything he touched would turn to gold, like a Financial and Managerial Midas
@CheezSamuri2 жыл бұрын
@@goimpyt i know
@ashfox7498 Жыл бұрын
In 6 months you'll be asking him why you can't have $10k for socks
@zachary746 Жыл бұрын
i just sit here kicking my feet and giggling listening to his business calls
@zachary746 Жыл бұрын
Also if anyone wants to make a multi hour loop of this for me to listen to while I sleep I would be forever in your debt (I can’t sleep without bg noise but most videos are insufferable to listen to)
@cyclowonus Жыл бұрын
MEEE UR SO REAL FOR THIS
@hellhammerwantsme Жыл бұрын
hes a patootie
@aikoisbored Жыл бұрын
REAL REAL REAL I ❤️ Charles
@sloshed-rat Жыл бұрын
The problem with videos like this is that they're only 11 minutes long. It doesn't help for sleep. Looping audio only helps me when the clip is 30mins+
@jonathancurrie51703 жыл бұрын
Imagine this as a full episode. You'll be bored to death. So brutal
@Idunno-b8g3 жыл бұрын
It's about the length of a full episode.
@roadie34103 жыл бұрын
I don't think I would in all honesty. Charles is my favorite character, so an an entire episode (or several as this clip is about as long as a regular episode of Metalocalypse) would be heaven. More screen time for Charles? More serotonin for me. Idc what he's doing, he could literally be taking a nap for a full episode and I would sit and watch the whole thing lmao.
@zachgilbert38153 жыл бұрын
Hard disagree. Honestly just hearing Ofdenson on the phone is better than 95% of the shit adult swim is pushing out these days
@rokert4ever542 жыл бұрын
I mean... i'm watching this rn
@matthewhinkel607910 ай бұрын
Bored to death, good song title. Did someone write that?
@blenderbanana2 жыл бұрын
"That's not a question for me, that's a question for Skwisgar" - Respect.
@PETERODZZ6 ай бұрын
Poor toki😂
@teejaydee856 ай бұрын
@@PETERODZZ At least Charles tried his hardest to get Toki an endorsement… but no… Skwisgaar…
@BestWayKilla3 жыл бұрын
What a guy Charles is, going to bat for Toki when Gibson was only interested in pitching to Skwisgaar.
@PETERODZZ3 жыл бұрын
I noticed that right away. Toki doesn't practice.😅
@lich.possum3 жыл бұрын
@@PETERODZZ he doesn't need to. He's naturally talented but skeisgaar can't leg him overtake him
@ashfox74983 жыл бұрын
@@PETERODZZ Practicing guitars is too hards!
@PETERODZZ3 жыл бұрын
@@ashfox7498 😆
@PETERODZZ3 жыл бұрын
@@lich.possum 🎸🤘🏼😬
@Bloodydemise4 жыл бұрын
New title "Charles Offdensen ASMR"
@Mysteryof893 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this every night when I was younger before I went to bed because it soothed me, I never knew why until I got into ASMR later in life
@vinnievin86Ай бұрын
THAAAAAANK YOOOOUUU! I thought I was the only one getting ASMR vibes. I'm literally just chilling to this. The abrupt ending ruins it tho but I love this vid!
@Dylan902103 жыл бұрын
So this shows that Charles is either a collector of vintage guitars or a player himself.
@Keoffry13 жыл бұрын
He probably plays grandpa guitars
@johnstone77582 жыл бұрын
@@Keoffry1 This ams what ims totallys thinking
@tylerwhite99232 жыл бұрын
Knowing this and the shit he puts up with to manage Dethklok, I have a pet theory. Charles was a young metalhead in the 80s, a guitarist. He may have had a band that failed due to a shitty manager, or maybe his parents forced him to go to college. either way, he became a master manager, and supremely disciplined. So when he saw something special in Dethklok he swore that he would help them to become great.
@Fallen20142 жыл бұрын
@@tylerwhite9923 honestly can completely see that just somebody who got soo heavy fucked over by a manager or a label that he choose to never allow something like that to happen to anybody else ever again
@mitchellatticuswolfgang65542 жыл бұрын
@@Fallen2014 That’s what happened to the guy who sang”I think I’m turning Japanese” actually,but he’s a lawyers.
@lepsonical47633 жыл бұрын
There's something oddly relaxing to listening to Offdensen talk on the phone
@nadagainagain4987 Жыл бұрын
Because he gets shit done. No one who knew him would ever question him.
@GoregeousLey4 ай бұрын
Right? I've played this clip probably 10x and I know I'm going to play more.
@davidmeron45622 жыл бұрын
I fucking love that Offdensen is a vintage Gibson guy, makes perfect fucking sense.
@bjollnirbjordsen97952 жыл бұрын
Comedic genius is being able to take a series of business phone calls play them completely straight and somehow still have it be funny
@brittanyclayton4777 ай бұрын
Pm bc
@nathanexplosion32873 жыл бұрын
best Butler ever
@richlight3 жыл бұрын
You havent met my penis butler. Now that man can buttle a penis like no ones business You know it sounds like something no one needs but once you have one you realise how much responsability is taken off your shoulders when someone else takes care of all your penial needs . i havent had to shake since i got one. He does get a little over zealous and heavy handed with the shake though. I have mentioned it many times . who am i to tell the man how to do his job though. The mans a pro
@darthhatchet7753 жыл бұрын
@@richlight lmfao that was some really funny shit man 😂👍
@sabrinapohl78373 жыл бұрын
Best Band manager ever
@notsoberoveranalyzer82642 жыл бұрын
@@richlight I think our buttlers were inside of the same organism at the same time. Mine uses irl delete history makes a pretty good cocktail of: Whiskey, Vodka, Gin, spray paint, beer, whiskey, scotch bourbon whiskey it brings?
@ObsidianGloria Жыл бұрын
This has been my go to video whenever I'm having an absolute mental breakdown for a while now. I never thought a socially awkward, cartoon workaholic would be holding my life together, but holy shit. The man just radiates calm. I know Brendan Small intended him to be an exaggerated version of a heartless business man, but he accidentally created the weirdly most supportive (albeit extremely amoral) man in the world.
@scarletjester783110 ай бұрын
Sometimes the socially awkward are perfect in other environments, Charles clearly has godlike power in the world of financials and business. Wish I had just a quarter of what the character had
@lizlorde319010 ай бұрын
Well said.
@SiRenfield10 ай бұрын
OMG same. I am still lowkey heartbroken that he wasn’t in Army of Doomstar that much
@nickahumada1044 Жыл бұрын
the crispiest pen click and note taking I've ever heard
@MrIronWar4 жыл бұрын
"prepare to fall in love with Pie." I now want this pie
@Anastas17862 жыл бұрын
Best start making a list of Notting Hill's fruit pie vendors, I guess.
@oculartremors11 ай бұрын
Such an Agent Dale Cooper thing to say.
@darksepheroth46272 жыл бұрын
He's honestly my favorite character on the show. Even though he didn't discuss anything particularly interesting here, I enjoyed this peek behind the curtain.
@user-zq2vu4bs5x3 ай бұрын
Offdensen makes me want to take boring financial and legal classes so I can be like him
@buckethead979 Жыл бұрын
I play this whenever I need to focus on something because for some reason this turns all the screaming in my brain off and I get stuff done. I even play it when I just need to think. It's so weird
@irenic_raccoon Жыл бұрын
I get ya, it's relaxing! He's therapeutic lol
@erikrivera5946 Жыл бұрын
Listen to talking or typing asmr. It's not just people eating food
@jaisapara Жыл бұрын
the soothing powers of offdensen!!!
@inurokuwarz3 жыл бұрын
It makes me really sad that Gibson only wants Skwisgarr for a few pictures when Toki is desprate for attention and would do anything.
@graciethebelle2 жыл бұрын
I know! Like they couldn't at least ask for the both of them? That would be such a cool photo set
@janvirtanen6199 Жыл бұрын
Gibson is bs
@1r3n34 жыл бұрын
i think i might have a Charles addction like he's so wholesome in a way
@AsgardsValkyrie4 жыл бұрын
URΔNUS I totally understand what you mean. And I can listen to him talk for hours ngl
@AncientSlugThrower3 жыл бұрын
Charles is the best character from the series. He started off as a foil for the band's hijinks, only to eventually become one of the show's most well thought out and rounded characters.
@konata7362 жыл бұрын
Metalocalypse is basically two stories. A comedy about the band and a story about Charles saving the world.
@ObsidianGloria Жыл бұрын
@@konata736 You start off the show thinking, "Oh I get it. This man is basically a supervillain and the band is just his front pretty much." And then you later realise, "Holy shit, this man is the only person competent enough to keep a literally demonic prophecy at bay. In fact, I dare say this is the only truly competent man in the entire world."
@ericperreault88892 жыл бұрын
I love how he says that you shouldn't get to attached to the things you own cause then they are hard to resale then says right after that his guitar is his baby hahaha charles is awesome
@madcat7894 жыл бұрын
Honestly I could watch him go about his non-Death Metal business all day long.
@ObsidianGloria Жыл бұрын
Technically all of his business is *inherently* metal.
@sirefromtheshire5 жыл бұрын
That’s eleven minutes and thirty-three seconds well spent.
@RavenSoulifer11 ай бұрын
Why am I JUST NOW NOTICING...... Charles is a hunter. He's not just a city boy lawyer. This is intriguing.
@Kilometers_KPH11 ай бұрын
Also fences
@RavenSoulifer10 ай бұрын
@acorn9134 Look at his office. The deer mount, the antler chandelier, the gun case.
@cr0w3423 жыл бұрын
This is a masterwork of writing and voice acting. It sounds so genuine
@SailorRoseRed3 жыл бұрын
I am so in love with this man.
@SarahForeshadow139 ай бұрын
“Prepare to fall in love with pie” 🥧 that’s so brutal
@ghostclout Жыл бұрын
i love that at 6:08 you can hear him laugh a lil. im in love with this man sorry
@curlyandfried4 ай бұрын
reminds me of listening to the school receptionist on the phone as you wait to get picked up early
@ridemylightning7 ай бұрын
ngl charles is kind of my favorite character he's so unsilly and so silly at the same time
@DSprich Жыл бұрын
This is the closest that Dethklok could ever come to ASMR. Completely unrelated, my dad was a partner in a law firm and, when I was wee, this seemed to be his job; being friends with people on the phone who sounded important but never appeared in person. Thinking about it now, he might have been a gangster. 🤔
@aprior4 жыл бұрын
The man plays at Pebble Beach. That's one hell of a course.
@zachgilbert38153 жыл бұрын
I hear it’s very coarse
@cuve_ae Жыл бұрын
Flys a private jet there too what a beast
@benb.85504 жыл бұрын
I got so upset when it ended.
@lememe97813 жыл бұрын
Charles it’s so laid back, would love to share beer with the guy.
@chrisfloyd46553 жыл бұрын
I'm sure To- No? *long pause* Ok just Skwisgaar.
@fireninja19723 жыл бұрын
It's admirable that he tried it shows Charles cares for all of the members of the band
@PETERODZZ3 жыл бұрын
Poor toki. That's what he gets for not practicing.😂
@ColCoal3 жыл бұрын
Back in the day when you had AOL online and your dad says you can get on right after he is done making a call.
@faolanthealpha58274 жыл бұрын
Charles is so attractive. I watched this whole thing with a big flustered grin on my face.
@ilovestuff233 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@deenodino62433 жыл бұрын
I too have developed a crush on this man
@lilyhalter84433 жыл бұрын
There was a vid of Charles kissing Nathan on KZbin and they made it look real but I think it’s long gone lmao
@thegreedyworm31203 жыл бұрын
oh yeah absolutely
@thegreedyworm31203 жыл бұрын
@@lilyhalter8443 was it a fanmade vid of after they got sloppy?
@princessbeexxxx3 жыл бұрын
If Charles is happy, then everyone is happy.
@tyrellcapers22243 жыл бұрын
This is perfect for working from home. It really gives you that in-office feel 😁
@AgeofJP3 жыл бұрын
that first camera was zooming forward so slow I kept doubting myself until around 0:52 when the window column starts touching the edge of the screen
@NonethelessImJustExisting3 жыл бұрын
I'm just saying, for me it's so adorable how he giggles at 6:08 and 6:32 :')
@brycesstuff3 жыл бұрын
I hadnt watched this show since like 2013 or something, started a new job in '16 and just started rewatching and wow its amazing how much my boss and CFO sound alike. Its uncanny. The cadence and everything 😲
@cuve_ae Жыл бұрын
I’ve adopted his cadence when I code switch for business lol, I am a entertainment manger going to school to be a entertainment lawyer.
@TheBigMclargehuge2 жыл бұрын
You can tell he's writing down pick up fruit pie for x
@171apples1712 жыл бұрын
This is one of those cool people you get to talking with and they end up sending you home with a free lawnmower that needs to be fixed or something like that hahaha what an excellent voice actor.
@alanstringer.5 ай бұрын
I have a very limited lunch time but I sat very still and watched the whole thing because it's just... so... damn... soothing...
@sheppard37674 жыл бұрын
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR 5 YEARS. Thank you.
@Bloodydemise4 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@timothylalthanmawia62213 жыл бұрын
i wanna like your comment but im gonna break the chain soo....
@lilhuuman7045 Жыл бұрын
PLEASE WHAT EPISODE IS THIS😭
@sheppard3767 Жыл бұрын
So 3 years later I'm still listening to this. But now the slow trickle of tasks and to-dos we call "adulting" has caught up with me, and I put this on in the background to keep me motivated.
@Valkrim11 ай бұрын
@@lilhuuman7045this is a bonus feature clip from the season 2 DVD set.
@Treffaut2 ай бұрын
I love that you can COMPLETELY reconstruct the conversation just from Charles.
@kiwishima420 Жыл бұрын
Bro idk why this relaxes me so much it's like I'm waiting for my dad to get off the phone like I can fr just have this playing on loop and just draw 💀💀
@comicstripvo665410 ай бұрын
Why the fuck did I put down my comic book when this auto played after ASMR, and begin to watch it intently... Jk we all know why we love this mf
@anxioussamurai90173 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I find this incredibly entertaining...but I totally do.
@gabrielhinojosa326111 ай бұрын
Dads in a meeting during covid he doesn't want to be in the meeting but you both want it to be over so you can spend time together goofing off
@attackoftheshowmen6639 Жыл бұрын
This is so stupid it's genius. This was so enjoyable
@younglink3093 жыл бұрын
Poor Toki...
@wormwoodcocktail Жыл бұрын
7:21 Offdensen knows it’s hip to be square.
@JambiStambi8 ай бұрын
i never could understand how anybody could be attracted to a cartoon character.. then i watched this show and saw this man 💜💚💜💚
@Maw07 ай бұрын
ME TOO!
@I-am-permabanned-from-replying5 ай бұрын
You people make me glad they ended the show when they did
@eden72445 ай бұрын
@@I-am-permabanned-from-replying I think you'll live
@I-am-permabanned-from-replying5 ай бұрын
@eden7244 no, i'm dying a warrior's death on this steep and foreboding hill
@Maw05 ай бұрын
@@I-am-permabanned-from-replying Lmao why?
@SilentSpectreX22 жыл бұрын
This feels like a brutal asmr I need more
@mcdrippyyt562 Жыл бұрын
“Yeah I got a 59… Right I mean, mint condition, why would I sell it?.. so how much would you price that at?” 😂😂😂
@gumiscott63404 жыл бұрын
That's it?! Aw, I wish there was more, this was nice
@feather35634 жыл бұрын
So this is what the very busy Offdensen does all day in his office XD
@SiRenfield Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie the show influenced me to get a guitar for Christmas, and because it was a black Les Paul I named it in Offdensen’s honor
@joshingaboutwithjosh2 жыл бұрын
Im slowly turning into ofdensen
@foxbyte0157 Жыл бұрын
Well don't stop!
@ExtremelyOnlineGuy3 жыл бұрын
If Hendrix had this guy as a manager he’d still be alive.
@randymagnum1432 жыл бұрын
If Hendrix had lived to old age, he would have died in obscurity.
@ExtremelyOnlineGuy2 жыл бұрын
@@randymagnum143 he didn’t live in obscurity. Dude was the highest paid act in entertainment at the time. Had shitty management. He of course wouldn’t be as big a deal as he was in his youth but he would’ve died probably in the same vein as prince. People still acknowledged the greatness but were complacent with them.
@randymagnum1432 жыл бұрын
@@ExtremelyOnlineGuy "who? Oh yea, I remember that guy" Not knocking the man, but becoming a member of the 27 club will net you some mad cred.
@ExtremelyOnlineGuy2 жыл бұрын
@@randymagnum143 I mean I guess. Don’t cut yourself with all this edgy posting. Stuffs sharp
@SiRenfield2 жыл бұрын
I swear he has a voice like cursive (in a good way)
@getowtofheyah31613 жыл бұрын
I just learned how to speak more professionally is eleven minutes and thirty-three seconds.
@jasonmaclean7199 ай бұрын
I want a pen that sounds like a switchblade.
@AmelyaStaiano Жыл бұрын
I want a video with Charles as long as the Nathan reading Shakespeare one
@user-nt2xm6cm1e10 ай бұрын
If you all really think about it this is basically an unedited Home Movies skit.
@willlewis1532 жыл бұрын
Charles definitely seems like a 59 les Paul guy
@-0rbital-2 жыл бұрын
This is like being in my Dads office when i was a little kid. Same voice cadence and all.
@foxbyte0157 Жыл бұрын
I wish my dad had Ofdensons soul
@calimango79264 ай бұрын
As someone who works at a receptionist desk, this is the most accurate representation of business-professional daily calls that I've ever seen. The awkward pauses from phone lag is on point.
@NightShade12183 жыл бұрын
Damn that’s a nice office.
@camvahdati3 жыл бұрын
Lighting is important
@ianfinrir87242 жыл бұрын
@@camvahdati Creates a good atmosphere
@chazmichaelmichaels883 жыл бұрын
I love this. Reminds me of my Father and I when we make business calls.
@goliath11793 жыл бұрын
Man what sort of DVD box extra stuff is this
@camvahdati3 жыл бұрын
Gold sir…… it is gold
@sidneylee38783 жыл бұрын
He's so hot
@misslicorice2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the part about him being a Huey Lewis fan is kind of a nod to American Psycho/Patrick Bateman, hah.
@NEEDbacon2 жыл бұрын
Given how he's more then capable of throwing down, I could totally see him rocking a clear rain jacket and an Axe to deal with a problem.
@SiRenfield2 жыл бұрын
Could be, that or it’s a “he’s a white man in his forties” kind of thing, either one is possible. Although either way I can totally hear him quote some of the more iconic scenes. “Most people probably don't uhh…listen to the lyrics.”
@sigmus14753 жыл бұрын
I would love to have an office that awesome looking in real life.
@jackblack3718Ай бұрын
"Very big Huey Lewis fan." Nice, him and my boy Patrick!
@thrownawaytubes3 ай бұрын
Listening to this while I do homework so I feel like I’m in a working environment, doing wonders, I only wish it was longer
@johndaugherty4127 Жыл бұрын
This is the backstory of Dethklok. Charles is the man.
@jarcuadanantus284 ай бұрын
It’s a weird thing to make…..but in a way it’s really nice to actually see him just doing regular work things for a change.
@DarthTwilight Жыл бұрын
I heard some Office Space in there, which is hilariously subtle.
@chazmichaelmichaels883 ай бұрын
Honestly, my favorite character.
@kawskipropaganda2 ай бұрын
Why the hell does this grown ass man make me so happy
@peterresetz19607 ай бұрын
I can see why Tokie is always upset with his life that no one respects him exemplified by getting dissed by Gibson who won't even give Tokie a couple free guitars. It's not that Tokki can't afford to buy 100 guitars every day if he's so desired. It's just sad that he's been playing Gibson guitars for years, but he is being ignored even though he is in the worlds most famous death metal band. Tokie just would appreciate a little recognition.
@NoSirNotTodayOrTomorrow2 жыл бұрын
Is weird that I'm genuinely interested in the phone call.
@ObsidianGloria Жыл бұрын
Yeah, like not only is this more Offdensen characterisation but you also kinda get a different characterisation for evrry single person he's speaking to.
@genequist385911 ай бұрын
This is fascinating. I need this man to be my life coach.
@internetguy12602 жыл бұрын
This is what my dad sounds like talking business on the phone lol.
@rejectrealism3 жыл бұрын
there should of been an offdensen episode
@bruhmoment59743 жыл бұрын
*should have
@owenking63703 жыл бұрын
@@bruhmoment5974 why ames you correcting grammar?
@tylershanegriffin53023 жыл бұрын
@@owenking6370 Ams*
@owenking63703 жыл бұрын
@@tylershanegriffin5302 LoL Nice! The only acceptable correction. So much more efficient with 1 less letter.
@BragoTHEgraviyKING2 жыл бұрын
@@owenking6370 why use many word when few do trick
@MrStrikecentral2 жыл бұрын
I have to say, I really like the design of his desk. I wonder if they actually make that design?
@Itdoesntmatteranyway218 ай бұрын
His voice is so nice tbh
@Spootnik9 ай бұрын
I never knew Charles was a vintage guy.
@vectravl Жыл бұрын
I really like the little slice of life like that. It is a good change from the usual chaos.
@cupcakesansfrontier Жыл бұрын
Poor Toki :( Always in the shadow for signature series consideration.
@abbiss893 жыл бұрын
Going to London to fit a suit? Probably Gieves & Hawkes at Savile Row. They got som nice suits!
@ometta72 жыл бұрын
What's the video where Charles, sitting alone in his office, pulls out a mini recorder and starts rapping into it? That shit was funny as hell and I can't seem to find it.