Tom Segura - Steven Seagal Is Out Of His Mind REACTION!! | OFFICE BLOKES REACT!!

[@ryanwoolsey6972]

Tom Segura finds out Bert drinks a gallon of Kool Aid every day on 2 Bears 1 cave, y’all will cry laughing….

[@DanfromWOrk]

Best recommendation ever! Pls react to this

[@F28aj]

Lame ass bit

[@NickPR87]

A thousand times yes! I have that clip saved and watch it every time I have a bummer of a day! 😂

[@KAP814]

Yes, and…the dance off and when Bert falls when Tom talks about getting fired

[@officeblokedaz]

Yeah we done that ages ago 👍🏻

[@mbulelobam7529]

I've been watching Office Blokes for like 35 years now.

[@mickeyd6444]

Love that bit, and really enjoying this new chapter in Mike's life!

[@brettpenning]

Thanks so much for donating!!

[@officeblokedaz]

💙

[@Barthaneous34]

Did you just donate $1,000 bucks bro? care to share?

[@Calamity_Jack]

@@Barthaneous34 The ¥ symbol means Japanese Yen (currently around $7.25 US/£6).

[@martialfitnessnyc]

"Listen it goes skip skip skip" LMFAO

[@Notepad37]

Bull shit!

[@johnmorris8444]

I heard a story, not sure if it’s true, it sounds true though. A movie producer went to Segal’s house and Steven answered the door and you could tell he had been crying and the guy says what’s wrong? And Steven says “I just read the greatest script I have ever read in my life”. And the guy say “wow really? Who wrote it?” And Steven says “I did”

[@emmef7970]

Now, that's funny!!

[@spookym123]

True or not, it sure sounds like Seagal!

[@marksweigart6423]

That's a beautiful story. Made me cry.

[@7bootzy]

That was Rob Schneider speaking on Howard Stern's show. Supposedly, it was the script for Under Siege 2. Whether it's really true, who knows? But your memory of someone claiming that was basically correct.

[@kings6143]

@@7bootzy true

[@Pxtwny_chill]

Segura is class man, dunno what bits you've seen but kids are the worst story tellers and some people suck are my two favorites. Other classics are the first 48 and Bikes!

[@MrBobbyz24]

And A Strip Club Named Beef

[@BakingBadOBX]

all good bits. BIKES!

[@cleverusername9369]

BIKES

[@CrimePony]

Loving the ladies fill in when a mate is gone!

[@stuarcari]

What do you mean "ladies fill in"? Mike is just going through a few changes...try and be supportive!

[@matthewneubeck4421]

Office Broads spin off when?

[@kimson305]

@@stuarcari can you not read? They never said anything bad about Mike. They just said they loved that she filled in for Mike while he is gone. Why are you so damn emotional? 🤦‍♀️

[@immodium]

@@kimson305 I think it was a joke, implying the lady IS Mike, hes had a sex change.

[@lavenderllamamusic]

​@@kimson305 Stu was being sarcastic

[@ronaldpatterson1701]

You guys have to do Segura's doctor visit... it's hilarious!

[@user-wr9ej6xe4j]

They did that. They seemed to love every react to him so dunno why Daz said he seemed hit or miss

[@endgamer322]

Tom Segura on The First 48. Classic bit

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Watch the Seagal movie Sniper Special Ops. He plays a soldier, and he sits down through the entire movie. They even brought in a body double for the scenes when he had to walk up stairs.

[@anthonyramirez9003]

I am so high and drunk right about this minute that I was like. What....How did Mike manage to get his/her voice so high, and look so pretty all at the same time.

[@fajaradi1223]

Naaah ... You need to drink more mate

[@anthonyramirez9003]

@@fajaradi1223 Nah, Ese, I need to get more high!!!!

[@NotSoFast71]

I just got back from seeing Tom in New Orleans. His new set is great. He good-naturedly gets on Bert Kriescher about his drinking and mocks him in a Bert voice "hoo hoo, I'm the Mechanic...or whatever he calls himself..." then mumbles "yeah, tell that story again, I'm sure no one has heard it before". lol

[@brettpenning]

I so wanted to see him in April, up there in Michigan. Would veen more perfect if it was in May.

[@BakingBadOBX]

wait, Tom actually worked in Louisiana? I

[@matthewflesher3438]

Finally you guys are onto some Segura. He hosts a podcast with his wife called YOUR MOMS HOUSE. Good material there

[@user-wr9ej6xe4j]

I used to love that but i couldnt stand how much Christina interrupts him in the middle of saying something. Pissed me off so much it actually made me stop listening. She the perfect example of everyone who thinks they can just jump into podcast with no radio training or experience

[@BakingBadOBX]

I am actually pretty surprised you guys havent done more Segura. He's right there with Bill Burr with style of comedy and level of success. Both of them are in my top five have to see live if they come through. I like a lot of segura bits. I really like when he talks about Louisiana/cajun people, and he's done a couple of bits on his personal physician which are hilarious.

[@azuravian]

I was fortunate enough to see Segura a few years back (pre-Covid). It was his tour for the Netflix special Ball Hog. The in-person experience is fantastic.

[@philliplambson9482]

TOM SEGURA “HOW YOU DOING” is a MUST see by him. Not a super long bit but TOTALLY worth it.

[@vegasviking86]

I would assume Mr Seagal does like his pastries 😂

[@willvr4]

I've never heard a single actor say they enjoyed working with Segal. Apparently he's just a complete nightmare to be around.

[@brettpenning]

Oh I could imagine, I dated a girl years ago and she loved him and I made fun of her back then 🤣

[@barnabydodd8956]

I have family who work for the Jefferson Parish Police, which is where Steven Segal "worked". You can see them in the background in some scenes of the show. It's all for show. He's not really a cop on the streets. We'd all joke about it when I see them. But for the show they have to pretend like he's the expert.

[@saintcynicism2654]

Wasn't the truth of it that he was just some honorary member of the police reserve or something? And he's the only one who thinks that means he's a real cop?

[@cinemacodey]

Growing up In Oklahoma, USA it seemed you were either a Steven Seagal family or a John Claude van dam family. We were a Steven Seagal family so I never seen the other guys movies but my dad had stacks of Steven Seagal movies on VHS. I’ve seen all the classics. My favorites are Under Siege and Under Siege 2, Fire Down Below, Half Past Dead, Hard to Kill, and The Patriot.

[@andrewzz2671]

Mike over here with more form changes than Goku.

[@t_r_b8842]

If you haven’t seen it yet, should react to Tom’s scared straight bit

[@kickhacker]

THE FUCK YOU TOOK?

[@sikksotoo]

I've seen a version where someone dubs video from that episode over Segura's audio 😅

[@smolaether]

HOLD MA POCKET!!!

[@Unknownusername1004]

Or bikes lmao “HOL MY POCKET

[@gagenichols5776]

@@Unknownusername1004 I think that was the bit they were referring to lol

[@johnzacharias7928]

Bikes! 48 hours, When asked how he is doing at the bank and weird hotel interactions all great. I dont think ive ever seen a Segura that "missed".

[@richardhart5612]

couldn't find a bakery but he did own a restaurant in chicago in 1991.

[@royboy1984]

In college, there was a band called Out For Justice and all of their songs were Seagal movie titles.

[@neptunusrex5195]

Ha crazy- I was watching some segura just the other day and this exact vid was in the playlist 😂

[@drobichaud1000]

I have never ever heard anyone say "Didnt Steven Seagal have a bakery next to us in Jersey?"

[@davidi3002]

I have never seen Mike look so good

[@Pascofireman]

I’ve been watching Tom Segura for like 35 yrs

[@jerzeyguy71]

WOAH!! Daz, you lived in Lincroft??? I am in Middletown, been here since 98!

[@lukesabin691]

Sorry, I’ve been baking pastries for like 92 years

[@johnmcnulty2705]

There are some great KZbin compalation videos of various celebrities telling hilarious interactions that they've had with Steven Sagal.

[@redscorpion9325]

I might have to check out his Standup on Netflix later 👍🏾

[@angelone1839]

That was freaking funny. Gotta save this one

[@Americalaugher286]

Where is mike at I demand to know when he’s coming back the vibe is different

[@michaelwhite6740]

"BIKES!!!" Probably his funniest clip

[@Jackholiday1025]

That movie executive decision with seagal and Kurt Russell, seagal plays an army special forces guy, not a navy seal. Seagal does play a former seal in under siege though.

[@brettpenning]

You have to watch Bert Kreischer dance video, then watch Sergura's response in the same reaction!! In the words on the great Chareels Barkley "I GUARENTEE" you will laugh so hard!! Then you have to vote of who danced better to settle the debate.

[@nickhaas9185]

Yea they gotta watch berts dance video then the 2 bears one cave clip of Bert's reaction to Tom's dance video

[@jessonmarquesbisarrivera976]

Im dying the whole time 😂😂😂

[@ThunderPants13]

I thought he was gonna say Matthew McConnaughey was teaching the NASA astronauts (because he was in Interstellar). "Alright, alright, alright NASA newbies......first thing we're gonna do is take our shirts off......."

[@hebrewhammer9068]

So dam good lol I love this bit. Need to do more Tom Segura

[@crystanick2697]

I don't know about a bakery but he apparently had a martial arts themed restaurant in like 1991...

[@zissou6928]

Mad TV - Steven Seagal

[@holysquire8989]

Under siege 1 is the only watchable Seagal movie.

[@SIXX2772]

I can't believe I never caught this one and mike is looking rough guys! lol

[@RraMakutsi]

We gotta get a reaction to Tom and Christina talking about Garth Brooks... where are those bodies G?!?

[@ButthurtNSalty]

I know you guys have reacted to Tom Segura: Funny Disabilities, I remember you laughing when he talks about foreign accent syndrome.

[@Greaseball_gamer]

You gotta react to Chris Distefano stand up about his experience on the day of 911 . His story is crazy wild and funny on such a sad day.

[@fezzik7619]

They did

[@tishaw.8254]

Ok now this one was funny 😂😂😂😂 my stomach hurts

[@shoelesblondlady]

When Bert and tom had a dance off Tom was dressed like seagal. Bert and Tom have a funny 2 bears one cave clip called for Jennifer anistons security

[@schavez5656]

His votes on "First 48," "Bikes," and "69ing" are HILARIOUS also

[@lynnkayee1015]

I just saw Steven Seagal trying to act like an artillery expert in Ukraine like a day ago! 😂😭😭😭🤦

[@mansoryO]

please do check out "tom segura finds out bert drink gallon of kool-aid" and "for jeniffer aniston safety" both are highlighted clips from the podcast they do

[@seansimms8503]

When I was in the Corps in 1991 I swear to God Segal like Line Training was taught...

[@gerry_atric]

You may have reacted to his Overdose bit or 48 HRS. This special was good. 👍✌️

[@erikcartman2749]

🤣! anything about steven seagal is hilarious!🤣!

[@jkrogs1843]

Segura is right up there with Burr for the best comedian right now. Definitely react to “Bikes” and “the first 48”

[@AberdeenAnthony]

At a firearms training seminar years ago Steven Segal was rudely trying to tell my good friend , A 20 year retired Navy Seal how to shoot his M4 and being quit the asshole at the time , I kept watching because I knew my guy wasn't going to take his sh!t much longer . My friend say "Are you out of your fxcking mind , touch my rifle again and I'm going smack the sh!t out of you". Stephen looked like he was going to cry and just left. I'm not sure how tough Steven Segal truly was at the time , but I do know my friend was a straight up worn torn beast and Segal wanted non of him , it was insane. Later I was watching a comedian from Saturday Night live talk about how crazy he is . I thought finally the truth comes out then it was like someone opened the flood gates everyone started saying it.

[@davidhackstadt]

U guys r awsome

[@loonee2n]

After looking at past Tom Segura videos you watched, you haven't watched his most popular ones. First 48 and Bikes are the ones I see most people reacting to.

[@oonachestnut509]

Tom Segura is hilarious! This is no where near his funniest stuff.

[@owencarter6535]

the office blokes have become Pimps!!!

[@tully3711th]

He was in his best Above the Law

[@Trytostopmeh]

Nah foreal tho you'd think Steven seagal is a normal dude In movies but that man has a macho man complex in his brain

[@cube_4208]

I think the audio of the clip was abit low compared to your voices but don't k ow if it was just me, I used to love segal when I was a kid, undersiege was a classic, also that film where he got sucked out of the plane I was gutted when that happened as I adored him lmao

[@goonbelly5841]

Tom Segura looks a bit like Office Bloke Daz. Anybody else notice the similarity?

[@matthewflesher3438]

Looks like Garth Brooks

[@phantomunspectr8185]

Perfect! Now react to the madTV steven Segal bits

[@Kjetilstorm]

hahahahahaha I been typing youtube comments for like 57 years...

[@cynthiaschultheis1660]

Tom Seguro has four stand ups on Netflix😎

[@redscorpion9325]

Wow! Mike really changed 😂

[@KilyanAustin]

More Tom Segura please, most underrated comedian ever

[@viking_nor]

Ur not underrated when u sell out arenas

[@KilyanAustin]

​@@viking_nor I know but everyone always talks about Bill Burr or Dave chapelle, Tom segura is up there with them

[@default5790]

The Steven Seagal KZbin rabbit hole is real.

[@ΒΞΔΝ]

The truth is out there 😮

[@salnavarro8887]

“Joey Diaz sleeps with one legged woman”

[@wheelmanstan]

segal has a couple badass movies though, basically...his first 4 films, haha, what's crazier is Shaq and Ronnie Coleman were cops, Ronnie was an actual cop though, they're like once a month cops or something..I don't know

[@AngryIrishMan]

Tom is also married to a comedian.. She is very funny to 8². You should review where they are both together on stage or even some of there funniest Podcaster²

[@KyuzouTV]

i thought he was married to christina

[@AngryIrishMan]

@@KyuzouTV Yes. Christina Pazsitzky. She's a Comedian and Podcaster

[@ORagnar]

Steven Seagal is definitely a strange bird. 7/16/22, 9:36 p.m.

[@ΒΞΔΝ]

One of the biggest compulsive liars and narcissists. Now living in Russia because he got embarrassed about too many exposed lies in the states.

[@julietvelarde3816]

Funny stuff (perhaps a bit offensive with content and language for selective viewers). I saw him back in May of this year in San Francisco (and had watched a few of his Netflix videos, prior). Amusing, for the most part, given these times of isolation for many, so, yes, it an other comedies have provided me with a little chuckle having to be separated from my sister, mum and sons.

[@Mr_Stev.e]

React to Mike Epps - I've been in SPECIAL Ed all my life

[@seanjohn2876]

Yes!

[@TM-bq5mt]

Ehhh

[@2715bunky]

Daz looks like a lighter version of Tom Segura

[@DawnA21]

Segal is very strange (or at least was) in many other ways as well. He did a movie in the late 80's to early 90's in my hometown, a little hick town in the Appalachian part of Ky. They shot some scenes on the property of some of our family friends. He went through all these "cleansing rituals" before he'd enter any space, including wide open areas of nature, as well as before and after he'd interact with everyday people. He was described by my Mom's friends and others we knew as just an extremely strange human being. Patrick Swayze was as well. He also shot a movie in my hometown in the mid-80's. He spoke at our high school because they were shooting some scenes in our gym. Our school only had 5-600 kids, max. This was back when times were simple. The people in my hometown were salt of the earth kind of people. Having someone like him come to our school was the most exciting thing that would ever happen to most of us. He demanded that no one come within so many feet of him. No handshakes, no autographs, nothing. Times were much different then. The crowd was extremely small and we were harmless, very laid back kids. This was long before the threat of these deadly mass violence incidents in schools. It wasn't like it was a 🎒 of a few thousand kids in somewhere like NYC, LA or Chicago. There's absolutely no reason he couldn't have spent another hour or two to at least give a few autographs. That would have meant everything to us. We were poor, not nasty or violent. I loved him from "Dirty Dancing" but I never watched another movie he ever made from that point forward, including the one he was shooting in my town because his arrogance just left a really bad taste in my mouth. I don't reward that behavior with my time or money. With Segal, even though he was arrogant, strange, and very awkward, at least he did make a half-hearted effort to speak one-on-one with a handful of the locals. They both did paid, private speaking engagements/dinners with the wealthier and/or politically connected members of the community. The kids of those folks got handshakes, autographs and a much more meaningful interaction with these movie stars As always, money talks.

[@clipsedrag13]

this was very well written thankyou!

[@emmef7970]

That's messed up but I assume there are more celebrities like that then aren't. I've seen many celebrities being extremely rude & standoffish to their fans. Kind of happens to most of them once they become rich & famous. Out of touch - elitists, egotists & narcissists.

[@ryanjacobson2508]

@@emmef7970 You have to understand that some of them are not "people persons" and quickly get tired of people coming up to them in public places. A few celebrities are extroverted and upbeat enough to not mind interacting with their fans in public places, but most really just don't want to be bothered.

[@ryanjacobson2508]

You have to respect people's privacy and mental health needs. I just don't think Patrick Swayze wanted or needed a lot of social interactions with complete strangers. Remember that no matter how well meaning you are, it doesn't mean you are entitled to interact with someone who wishes to not have that interaction.

[@tully3711th]

Shaquille Oniel is a licensed police officer in Flordia

[@mcm8737]

how can you not remember, SOME DISABILITIES ARE FUNNY!!!! Plus he looks like DAZ' S Long lost brother! 👍🍀

[@Jackholiday1025]

The thing is most green berets and navy seals are not martial arts experts though, former spec ops will tell you the training they get from the service, there’s really hasn’t ever been a huge amount of hand to hand combat training. I’ve seen a lot of former spec ops guy talk about getting really into martial arts after retirement and they will tell ya they are certainly not the most capable guy from their gym in in a hand to hand combat fight but some people think they are all martial arts experts.

[@michaelblotkamp3679]

Mike is a lot prettier than I remember lol🤔

[@xxraddrummerxx]

oh thats daves wife? tremendous also, tom has some short skits that he did almost 10 years ago on his youtube page that i think yall would like. just search "tom segura 9 inches" and "frank advice". if you react to them, maybe do both in one video since they're relatively short.

[@AcousticGString]

I think its Daz's wife

[@RobertoSalvatti]

"On Deadly Ground" is one of Seagal's best movies, probably his best movie.

[@lorenjackson8961]

I met him a few months before they started filming that movie in Alaska. He had flown up on a site survey for filming locations for the movie. My friend and myself were hanging out in the Refinery Lounge in North Pole, Alaska on a slow Thursday evening. There was only about 8 people in the bar that night. It was winter, and it was about -35 out. The door opened and in walks Seagal. We all pretty much shit ourselves. He wanted to check out the bar on the inside because they were looking for an interesting location to film the scenes in the movie where the oil workers pick on the old Eskimo guy. Ultimately...they ended up picking a bar down near Valdez instead. He was a cool dude....sat in there for about an hour shooting the shit with all of us.

[@frankiek2269]

On Deadly Ground was a BS public service announcement. Everyone ragged on it. Horrible movie. Seagal’s two best movies were “Above the Law” [his breakout role] and “Under Siege” with Tommy Lee Jones. On deadly ground, hahahaha, now that’s funny.

[@frankiek2269]

@@lorenjackson8961 Really? A cool guy? Must’ve been an “off” day for him because my sister met him in Colorado and said he was an as$hole to ppl. Plus, if you look online, you’ll find that is also the general consensus. There are a lot of video’s about him being a complete douchebag diva. IDC that he is a prick, I will still watch one of his new “B” movies (cause that’s what his new stuff is now) for the action from time to time.

[@04m6gto]

I don't know.....I think I'd take some martial arts lessons from a 7th dan black belt who has trained UFC fighters. On Deadly Ground, Under Siege, Exit Wounds. He has a few good ones in there.

[@DKC1979]

That's buzzy if true

[@Darmesis]

Mrs. Mike, please make sure to have Office Bloke Daz enter the “Ernest Hemingway Look-Alike Contest” in Key West in about 10 years 👍😉

[@ΒΞΔΝ]

😅

[@ChristopherGoofballRoach]

You gotta see Segura do ”69 is overrated”!

[@chrismitchell9689]

When did you and mike live together😂😂

[@miketrn16]

He's even crazier now. Became a Russian citizen and is a mouthpiece for Putin.

[@FrenchieFlimFlam]

Holy fuck.. is that Daz's wife? the commentary about living in america, no way two brits lived same state and place and time..

[@gwumpyolman]

Did Mike nip it or tuck it with some Duck Tape? Really where is Mike? I'm worried he might have overflowed his Depends, then slipped and broke a hip. If you like Tom check out his podcast with Bert, 2 Bears 1 Cave. And his wife's Your Mom's House, or something like that. Have a great weekend! My AC is out and it's going to be 37°C here so this break is over and I have to get back to work.

[@ROArecords2]

he’s crazier now, he moved to Russia and he gets treated like a star by old weird Russian gangster guys and he’s friends with Putin.

[@Ghost-eu1rg]

Damn mike looks different lol

[@7elEvan1]

It is office *blokes* not office *ladies* and that is a scientific fact!

[@royboy1984]

The Blokes should react to SNL cast members talking about how Seagal was the worst host ever.

[@deficator750]

what happened to the office "Blokes"

[@Macaf4r]

Alright alright the jokes gone on long enough! Where’s my boy Mike?!? Is he ok is he safe?

[@ΒΞΔΝ]

He's getting his ears candled in Turkey. We told him it was a bad idea, and candling does nothing, but he insisted.

[@kasarceo]

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