Officer Patrick Patterson's Baptism of Fire

[@kiwikrankers]

PATRICK PATTERSON!!! the newest addition to the force! Lololol

[@saintlucia9723]

He got hired some kinda way.

[@PhillyThug]

The KPD

[@timewarpdrive77]

@@PhillyThug Captain Ed Powel of the K(imble)leveland police department

[@darkstardru8424]

He got hired for the record!

[@Antonchigurh00]

You called, talking dIRTy on the phone.

[@fireboy1996]

Nobody ever wonders why half of the work force of the Cleveland Police district 3 are working on prank calls.

[@Lbf5677]

Lmao

[@juliana8113]

Lewd and lascivious prank calls

[@MokerTheJoker]

Black devil noticed

[@thewingedringer]

The last bastion of light against lewd and lescivious calls

[@nakfoor1846]

Lewd and lascivious calls leads to more serious lewd and lascivious activities.

[@tacticalbondsh]

Welcome to the force Officer Patterson!

[@punishedfoxo]

This is how they train the elite Mindhunters. The police run calls like this to train up an officer's ability to function under pressure, while also training up their ability to sort the rapid and unrestricted flow of information into an investigation.

[@TheFlick175]

Officer Powell, Officer Hart and Officer Patterson. The unstoppable force

[@rg4989]

You called. Talking DIRty on the phone

[@Bootydoc1999]

That DIRRRRty clip is so overdue for use I’m so glad Kimble got it in the mix finally

[@rg4989]

@@Bootydoc1999 yea I hope Kimble create a playlist just keeps every single original calls to the new soundboards

[@trhaverstock]

Its 2024 and we still don't have mandatory prank call training for law enforcement :-)

[@adriangabriel50]

You don't need training, you just need common sense. Unfortunately most cops lack.

[@trhaverstock]

@@adriangabriel50 Yes, I meant sarcastically and I do agree.

[@jakermon1014]

At some point I think the academies are going to spend a day making everyone familiar with our boys. I don't know what channel it was but years ago someone called a cop that knew and worked with Ed Powell and he had him on the phone for over 10 minutes running in circles. I would have loved to hear that conversation the next time they talked.

[@darkstardru8424]

Kimble pulled out the whole elite P.D force on this one!

[@kv6256]

iss wut

[@JKavanagh-tq8rp]

I've been looking forward to this, no lie that Potrick Potterson is my new hero, my kids look up to him and admire him greatly and hope to be police officers themselves one day

[@Enricopalazzo69]

always back the blue when they're black ✊🏿

[@readwrite769]

Great when there are multiple soundboards on the line!!😂😂

[@Tearintime]

Three people on right now

[@poalima6527]

@@Tearintime”You got a third-party call comin’ in, okay? There are three parties on this line. Do you know what I mean when I say a third- party?”

[@readwrite769]

Angela is a great soundboard!! She should be used more often!!

[@SB-dh1gx]

@@poalima6527 AND I WORK THE FRONT DESK

[@reeree8731]

AGREED!!! 😅😅​@@readwrite769

[@Lbf5677]

Pat and his supervisor had to listen to the Springfield tape lmao

[@davemorgan1]

Officer Patrick Patterson for president 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👮🏿👮🏿👮🏿👮🏿🚔🚔🚔

[@davemorgan1]

@Kimble was number one, intoxicated

[@Antonchigurh00]

@davemorgan1 GET THE FUCC N GUY HERE NOW!!! 😡 I’m so pissed off at you people for selling me this piece of shit!! The only ELEVATOR 🛗 IN THE FUCCIN BUILDING LADY 😡

[@Indie127]

You were on the phone talking dirty about cops

[@indridcold8433]

Of course! People love the Police Academy Movies. I am partial to Officer Debbie Callahan. I love that top heavy officer!

[@Indie127]

​@@indridcold8433what about officer hooks?

[@sailormoon2548]

He understands

[@DakovP]

Good to hear Ed was promoted to Captain-Lieutenant 😊

[@Cap_Feedback]

Bark? Toby? Mike?

[@TimeWarp2000]

I had to listen to this after your twitter post about it lol

[@Kimble_]

Streisand effect

[@seniorgrocco]

@@Kimble_Cleveland, Ohio?

[@SB-dh1gx]

“The male that I had that called us several times from there, said that he was, he was number one, intoxicated, and he just keeps calling and saying he’s gonna subpoena our phone records” 😂😂💀💀

[@davemorgan1]

Imma po-leeece officah workin here tonight. We have not called ya.👮🏿👮🏿🚔🚔

[@pookiefrom7138]

i am a po-lease offahsir at el esh you

[@guilty-of-being-right]

Happy Easter Sunday 🐰 🥕

[@theclassicliberal1915]

The absolute confusion is overwhelming and I’m here for it.

[@MaxPowers]

I love how sometimes you hear Officer Rick Mullet say "what?" in the background. 😂

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

Actually that’s…Deputy Duncan, I think?

[@kiwikrankers]

looking forward to a Patrick Patterson song

[@Lbf5677]

This is one of your funniest videos, max calls welsh water is obviously number one. But this is top five

[@coinchomp]

0:40 this is, this is. this is, this is, this is, this is.... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@reeree8731]

Kimble this is too freaking funny!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@timewarpdrive77]

twyalia is the boss?

[@lennartfuest6138]

3:47 i think he wanted to be a soundboard 😂

[@D0ct0rD4RK]

The lines got to be crossed up. You maybe didn't know that. You talkn' to Ed Collins.

[@TonyContiniProductions]

4:38 wut wut wut wut This is gold! Haha

[@floridabeachbum6460]

Officer Patterson experienced a significant psychological disconnect from reality, leaving him utterly Mind-Fucked 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JKavanagh-tq8rp]

If you get a phone call from someone's End it's technically a butt dial

[@onecoolstorybro]

This was amazing, great job on the whole recording!

[@FredReddington]

Excellent work!!!!!!

[@Lbf5677]

When did you graduate the academy young man,ok that's another person on the phone lol!

[@JKavanagh-tq8rp]

Put your husband on the line, office twila

[@johnsonlong8491]

Captain, sergeant, lieutenant, Who is the higher rank and who is the lower rank, i tried google cant find answer

[@trhaverstock]

Gregory Stevens is the top guy and that's all we need to know

[@deadbeathusband471]

@@trhaverstock he's the most in charge

[@timewarpdrive77]

It goes sergeant, lieutenant, and then Captain

[@timewarpdrive77]

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[@guillermomontoyo]

Awww f@@k I ❤❤❤ Patric Patterson!!!!

[@Antonchigurh00]

LSU PO-LEECE may I help you.

[@PhillyThug]

53:09Captain Lieutenant Ed Powell from ClevelandOhio, Louisiana

[@marcella6969]

Bruce Willis' handset has no cord!

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

Well, he can’t really talk anyway, sad as that may be…

[@marcella6969]

@@MatthewChristianMurray hardcore, man

[@Antonchigurh00]

Brian Shoeman.

[@conqueringlion420]

M a n , ok

[@Antonchigurh00]

@@conqueringlion420 NOH!!!

[@SB-dh1gx]

“It’s got to be some type of misunderstanding of that nature”

[@Lbf5677]

But does Pat Pat have an L.E.D. display?

[@indridcold8433]

Better! He has a recorded phone call about ball worshipping.

[@johnsonlong8491]

ED... POWERS !

[@brianp4195]

Art.

[@gregoryshtevensh6868]

Ed Collins 😂

[@Shadowborg]

We need to find these snitches.

[@johnsonlong8491]

Its been long time nobody doing California Crook.

[@davemorgan1]

Can I just explain to you some of the calls I’ve received today?

[@WhyDoYouCare32]

Hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Enricopalazzo69]

Legendary call. McDuck quality

[@tylarusch2882]

Are you taking some kinda drugsh or drinking?

[@MrRose-nr3ez]

I'm wondering if the lines got crossed up.

[@darthsand485]

From; This; Number

[@Lbf5677]

When did you graduate the academy young man. Okay that's a female's voice!!

[@king_kurt_2000]

2 5 2 what's the other?

[@slingblade8963]

Former Nba player Patrick Patterson?

[@davemorgan1]

Thish John?

[@johnsonlong8491]

YEAHHHHHHH!!!

[@BrainBurg-bq2si]

The lines is crossed up?

[@tomd6704]

He doesnt realize he is talking to the police

[@SleeepyJohn]

BRO I KNOW THIS COP OMG😂😂😂

[@Kimble_]

How?

[@SleeepyJohn]

@Kimble_ He stopped my cousin a few years ago for a suspected dui leaving an LSU game. We both live in baton rogue Louisiana. We talked to him for a little while. This was obviously long before your call. I still see him around town occasionally

[@conqueringlion420]

@@SleeepyJohnNo it’s not

[@kaisalis7895]

​@@SleeepyJohnDid he leave you any lewd and lascivious remarks?

[@JohnsonLong-l6w]

Did you talk dirty with him?​@@SleeepyJohn

[@kingcassius2586]

34:08 Poor thing doesn't even realize

[@robertchandler9791]

Hilarious! keep up the laughs!!

[@JoshuaRodgers2187]

Hello?! Can you hear me?

[@gnawtsatyr8865]

Dir T bawls

[@stonehenge55]

10:10 10:06 Broken display song

[@SaptarshiRoySRoyPC]

Where is Deputy Martin?

[@johnsonlong8491]

Call the sheriff department to confirm it.

[@davemorgan1]

No no no no no no that’s wrong!

[@thomascuffari4670]

Voice recognition LOL

[@davemoss9505]

I wonder how he located our leader.

[@darthkielbasa]

U take requests?

[@TheBerndude]

You talkin dirty on da fone

[@TheAllSeeingGuy]

🤣

[@billjim334]

Poe lease

[@jakermon1014]

Welcome to the Force officer Patrick Patterson. You may not know it yet but you are about to join some elite company with the likes of Ed Powell, officer Hart, Fred Herbert, and many others that do the Lord's work every day.

[@kaisalis7895]

Don't forget Officer Johnson, Sgt Jonathan Fields, and Deputy Martin

[@woolzem]

Darn, late again

[@Ghost-1980]

Patrick sound like faizon love big worm 😂

[@greyfox37]

What what what? Okay...

[@JKavanagh-tq8rp]

On a serious note when the fuck did dingus tier universities start having their own police departments? That didnt use to be a thing five years ago, did it?

[@JKavanagh-tq8rp]

Nothing against LSU or anything but it's kind of absurd to imagine a school within a towns jurisdiction has a whole.separate jurisdiction going on.

[@Lbf5677]

They gotta make sure the students aren't shooting up the local town. Yeah it does seem crazy. Maybe they facilitate the delivery of weed to the campus. Who knows in this crazy world

[@jizz_moat]

@@JKavanagh-tq8rpcollege towns get rowdy, especially these days

[@indridcold8433]

Anything to drive up tuition. Education is a joke in today's time. But, providing police protection can make up the difference. To end on a positive note, Fred G. Herbert would make both an excellent officer for LSU police, and a very status quo for a professor for LSU.

[@pookiefrom7138]

it’s been a thing for at least 20 years. every SEC school has a PD

[@MessyKittyKat]

What is the prank that has the guy saying “slow down a little bit” ?

[@Kimble_]

WSH

[@MessyKittyKat]

@@Kimble_ what does it stand for ?

[@MessyKittyKat]

@@Kimble_ officer beck I found it

[@rg4989]

@@Kimble_you better make a playlist that listing all the original calls to the new soundboards so we can have better references 😂

[@Kimble_]

@@rg4989 There is one for that called Origin Calls or something

[@arielsamael8283]

Is whut

[@kv6256]

Well wut we havin rite now iz....

[@thedirtybubble9613]

Louisiana State University LSU POLICE DEPARTMENT

[@prestoncheapbtheadphoneste3010]

lol.

[@TheBerndude]

Brian Schuman.

[@SB-dh1gx]

ED COLLINS

[@dukeax6241]

God bless Ed's adhd

[@coinchomp]

These ai thumbnails 😂

[@JoshuaRodgers2187]

13:48

[@myfaveyoutube]

Who's who

[@thewingedringer]

Ed Collins

[@OOspazOO]

Idk this guy is really too defensive. Guilty!

[@bushtikkaman]

I don’t know what that noishe ish

[@JoshuaRodgers2187]

11:55

[@JoshuaRodgers2187]

13:08

[@JoshuaRodgers2187]

16:09