Official PAYDAY Xmas Carol 2014

[@donosprey8754]

Wolf getting progressively more panicked to the point you cant even tell what he's screaming is so funny

[@BubbaMassacre]

Sadly this song also caused wolfs VA to damage his vocal cords causing him to never record a voiceline since

[@maxodonnell6092]

​@@BubbaMassacrereally?

[@Pidgeonsofwar]

​@maxodonnell6092 Yes. He left shortly after, but has since recovered. It's why he has basically no lines.

[@maxodonnell6092]

​@@Pidgeonsofwarthat's kinda sad but understandable

[@YoshiOwO69]

Tbh thats how i feel when i play overkill difficulty

[@zambeh42o17]

The fact the payday cast sang this means it’s canon

[@tankhead2645]

Yeah PD2 goes the doom eternal route and just makes literally everything Canon regardless of how little sense it makes

[@CoralCopperHead]

@@tankhead2645 Everything that doesn't contradict other things is canon

[@Beanut8370]

@@tankhead2645 ethan and hila too

[@MonologueWiththeMoon]

@@CoralCopperHead not true

[@TycoonTitian01]

@@Beanut8370 we don’t talk about that

[@aidenhmic1450]

Officially been 10 years of broken drills

[@evandaymon8303]

Yep that damn pos drill

[@matejcvetkovski2837]

And i still got 5 bullets

[@evandaymon8303]

@@matejcvetkovski2837 alright let me drop the ammo bag but conserve your current mag while i stop getting argo on me.

[@Gooning_enthusiast]

@@matejcvetkovski2837 still getting charged by 6 dozers

[@tre049]

And we still have 4 panicked robbers

[@fax5official]

Wolf: *"WHERES THE GETAWAYYYYY"* Twitch: **screams of panic as he crashes into a lamp post** Wolf: "Oh there it is"

[@caengt]

Bulldozer comes out of the van

[@upmostpark3215]

We just gonna ignore the fact that chains has an emotional breakdown

[@JimmehRulez]

@Timber Wolf3248 jj

[@JimmehRulez]

Yes

[@serarinfinity7125]

); R.I.P Chains ( died of insanity from the drill) comment F to pay respects and give him a bag full of cash. and like to destroy the drill with a jackhammer.

[@serarinfinity7125]

@Timber Wolf3248 thank you. you will get a like as a sign of respect from me :)

[@serarinfinity7125]

@Timber Wolf3248 Xd its called giving to the good people ;). enjoy

[@lesterpham6630]

So 12 drills broke, Hoxton spent 20 years in jail, 30 tires were shot out, 36 heists were panicked on one down, Dallas has 40 bullets left, 42 Dozers charged against John Wick, 42 Tasers turned Houston into a power plant, 40 SWAT members yelled at the gang, 36 hostages left the heist, 30 seconds until Bain can summon in the entire World against them, Clover had to lockpick 22 doors just to meet Santa, and Vlad got his 12 bags of Coke.

[@Vacuumbead]

*22 years

[@UwUOnDatBeat1101]

yeah, 22, but yeah

[@gamercc0463]

No because on the 12th day his segment was skipped and was outside

[@lesterpham6630]

Gamercc04 You are correct

[@yk0873]

John wick got this dude remember his secret weapon P E N C I L

[@adriansimonsen6533]

I like how Clovers voice is so nice Then she realizes that there is 11 doors to lock pick.

[@bencenagy5459]

She didn't have nimble aced

[@smieszny_nickname5555]

@@bencenagy5459 and burglar

[@boeingah-64apache29]

I got a time stamp 3:06

[@Deadsphere]

🎵One th'leventh day 'o Christmas, Payday gave to-🎵 *FUCK.*

[@MickeyMouse-jg8ql]

@@Deadsphere *11 DOORS TO LOCKPICK?!*

[@termicrafteron2794]

i just imagine Clover lockpicking a door just to see another one right behind it. this process repeats 10 times until she opens the last one, only to see Jacket hitting a drill with a hammer to get it to work properly while Chains cries in a corner. Sydney's probably there too, just staring at Chains, trying to remember why she wanted to join the payday gang. she'd probably be the only one to realize Clover arrived.

[@カレールーさん]

Clover: FINALLY!! *done 11 lockpicking and enter the room* Chains: *having mental breakdown* Sydney: *rethinking about her life* Jacket: start up. start up. start up. *beating the shit up the broken drill with hammer* Clover: ...WTF? Sydney: Yeah thanks ya to explain my feeling

[@DustD.Reaper]

@@カレールーさん Jackets with Sociopath have a 100% chance (not true) to always get the broke dick piece of shit drill started again with a melee

[@bulbasaurguy4742]

​@user-bl5dl3zp7y Jacket:FUck this (Decides to resort to headbutting the Steel door) Sidney and Clover:WAIT-

[@winster32]

Her *FUCK* is so fucking good.

[@roblox_top93]

And then a houston with aced inspire, iron man and kickstarter starts hitting the drill with the comically large spoon of gold while saying gtfu

[@pancho123456781]

I have a feeling Chains doesn't like the drill.

[@davidthefrikr]

*cries*

[@Gokaes]

I hate that drill

[@elchar3577]

who doesnt hates that piece of shit drill

[@tortorex7056]

Just.Make the lyrics not fuck that broke piece of shit drill ,but fuck those broke piece of shit codes.I WANT THAT HAT GODDAMNIT

[@ShitOwl]

what makes u think that?

[@timeforsteve]

So to recap: Chains is depressed, Hoxton is bored. Twitch is f*cking dying, Wolf is descending into madness, Dallas needs bullets for once instead of MEDIC BAAAAGS, Wick gets blown away by Dozers, Houston turns into a lamp with all the electricity going into him by all the tasers, Clover hates lockpicks and Vlad is happy about his coke.

[@savage4749]

Yea that's basically it

[@adummyguy]

Perfect.

[@dozer1431]

Vlad is literally the only happy one here

[@santinolautarodelgadobarri5813]

@@dozer1431 Police enforcement could also be included.

[@JimmehRulez]

@@dozer1431 yup basically

[@samuelandrekronvold3734]

OVERKILL: "Hey Simon, we need a piano-only version of that "12 days of Christmas" song, can you do that?" Simon: "Sure.. why?" OVERKILL: ".... No reason."

[@thenexus8384]

Simon after this video gets uploaded: "i understand why now and i love it"

[@Bugspray616]

OVERKILL: we also need you to say "on the 10th day of christmas payday gave to me, 10 seconds response time" as bain

[@blxdegenix3083]

@@Bugspray616 32 minutes ago

[@febethelastone1084]

well simon had to voice the bain voiceline soo

[@MonologueWiththeMoon]

death sentace:. 👁️👄👁️ hi Simon :f-

[@badluck7286]

"8 SWATS REPELLIN' " This quote has so much energy to it, the voice actor for the regular beat cops did a great job

[@X-SPONGED]

Alternate Title: Chains goes through the five stages of grief over Wolf's shitty thermal drill for 4 minutes and 14 seconds straight

[@ironbull08x93]

No wolf made the drill all ever single one I think

[@skulldozer1462]

@@ironbull08x93 except for the BFD because Sokol made that

[@simonwyzik8661]

Dang bro, should have grabbed drill sawgent

[@wheatley302]

yea better title overall

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

I mean wolf's gotta make a lot of shit, like, trip mines, shaped charges, a seemingly infinite amount of drills, sentry guns, glass cutters, saws, and probably a bunch more stuff I can't remember right now. I wouldn't blame him if the mass produced drills were kinda shit.

[@Tabby3456]

All I want 4 Christmas is you ❌ Payday 2 Christmas song ✔️

[@dashyz3293]

So it's not just me hearing that everywhere, ok

[@sugarbaby74d39]

True

[@oggabooka2324]

I want this as my assault music

[@Xenless-h1n]

Yes , yes

[@dottiegiles4672]

Yay payday 2 Christmas song✔️

[@vincentvincent5966]

I love how it goes from "Three tires shot!" To "AAAAAAAAAAAAA" *dying sounds*

[@He_joi]

Twitch is ded Not big souprice

[@Diana-uh7mh]

The pilot is on custody !

[@YataTheFifteenth]

"WHERE'S THE GETAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY"

[@timmyg8888]

@@He_joi He dies alot, but he always comes back

[@Tismdylan]

@@timmyg8888 guess he's the guy against the slaughter

[@atnonbro]

Its a New Year now and I'm listening to this masterpiece

[@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas]

Me too my dude

[@culciam]

Same, i got introduced to it by having it play randomly when i started up a steam game, no joke.

[@o5-529]

Same

[@Skull_Corn]

cmon, its 2019, we have 22 heisters, we can recreate this, this year cant we?

[@itsyaboiguzma]

Still have this broke dick piece of shit drill~

[@The_Vanni]

"And this broke, dick, piece of shit company"

[@fightdrug-664]

Some voice actors are not in the company anymore ;) like wolf or sangres ^^

[@daedalus6433]

@@fightdrug-664 Honestly, Wolf just needs a new VA.

[@Nukejawsgaming]

we need this

[@pangranacik7011]

Chains crying at the end is just fucking golden xD

[@beesechurger2540]

The man lost his mind

[@sindragonbladehell305]

Only natural

[@bencenagy5459]

Poor Chains He had a mental breakdown from the "broke dick piece of shit drill"

[@ajollyduck]

Have a timestamp 3:29

[@cOwOnel]

Wait you don't cry after the 12th broking drill?

[@crystalrose5646]

Christmas normally: happiness and caring with a bit of madness The payday gang’s Christmas with the entire force: the 12 stages of grief

[@sanki776]

Not only the payday gang, But chains and his drill

[@microwave3283]

@@sanki776 Mostly chains and his drill

[@michaelnorton1427]

Well vlad seems pretty happy

[@TherapscallionYT]

@@michaelnorton1427 i mean he's the only one who got what he wanted

[@Asstolfo96]

​@microwave3283 specifically Chains and his broke dick piece of shit drill

[@Snypor]

Happy decade of heisting, heisters.

[@Artifycr]

The fact the actual overkill made this means 1:they listen to fans which is good (drill part) 2:they are epic for making the best version of the 12 days of Christmas song that I've heard

[@brentbottoms2876]

3 and they can't even fuck with this broke piece of ass drill

[@ther6sshieldmain937]

*BEEP..BEEP...BEEP....BEEP.....BEEP* *chik* Drill has been repaired!

[@caingamin2]

@@ther6sshieldmain937 *pull out your melee and hope to god the drill fixes itself*

[@denyhaguilar679]

@@caingamin2 So bassicly, *A M M O N K E*

[@L30GH05TDUD3]

So now we really know that the payday gang got these drills from eBay XD

[@fyiiamaspy350]

Buldozer: [Team rocket intro but more violent] Driver: [Crash in payday] Bain: [Bad news] Dallas: He needs a bag of ammo Houston: [eletrical dance] Wolf: QISJQLDUJWDOWUEJWOEUEJWOEUEJEI2UE Chains: [cries in payday]

[@Spoudey]

*Chains:[Cries in drill]

[@Moshael460]

Vlad: *G O L D*

[@zackaryswain1906]

Chains: is in a pickle

[@WindowsDoor]

Dallas want his medic bag But he need ammo bag

[@denyhaguilar679]

Payday gang: Oh no! SWAT: Oh no! Z-Dozers: *OH YEAH!*

[@Winters118]

I made it a tradition to watch this on Christmas every year and I'm proud of it

[@ironbull08x93]

Same

[@areaofdefect907]

Same

[@eatyourcereal4747]

Same

[@Maxpower-kc2mm]

@eat your cereal did you eat your god damn cereal

[@eatyourcereal4747]

@@Maxpower-kc2mm yes my brother

[@JacobExCraze]

I like that Chains is complaining about a broken drill. On a door that doesnt need to he drilled. Its the Door from Hoxtons Breakout day 2

[@Keeneye47_Wolfkeen]

Don't tell him that one, he'll have an even bigger meltdown then the one he's currently suffering

[@GeneralMcBadass]

Ok, color me hyped

[@GoogleUser000]

Gen, you hate drills, don't you? ;))

[@marekus007]

And a broke piece of shit drill :3

[@JoonyTutoriais]

Hey Gen!

[@korikitsune4314]

*sits back and waits for the stealth of it*

[@CephDigital]

Be very very hyped...

[@ShadowbornRaven]

I love how Clover goes from such an angelic singing voice to "FUCK!! 11 DOORS TO LOCKPICK!!!"

[@ironbull08x93]

How my friend reacts when he has to loxkpick once whall I keep a medic dozer, skull dozer and captain winters away from him because he for got his body armor and is not a dodge build guy

[@winster32]

*FUCK!*

[@confusedpersonwithacatprof7865]

3:49 imagine playing payday 2 just to walk out of the vault to see this.

[@ITZMT_]

Oh fuck that shit

[@Mastass]

Matryoshka Grenade

[@someguyeban]

death sentence in a nutshell

[@TheRepublicofChad]

I'd walk back into the vault.

[@kingishking]

Alt f4

[@Enginator8]

I still listen to this amazing song. It's a classic

[@SebbieDebbie]

I last commented on this vid 9 years ago, and its stil amazing!

[@kineskakopijakineza4636]

I think chains sufferd the most

[@konfu_ion]

Boi 7 tasers and 6 bulldozers r more suffocation. Yes Ik this this is a joke.

[@topminator2991]

Phisically it was wolf though...

[@boochie-yj7un]

NovaPlay for the dozers just bring micro smg and shotty for tasers

[@phoenixwright2322]

he even cried c’mon

[@hashiramakenji9508]

Kineska Kopija Kineza i felt bad for him

[@aarongarland3799]

The drill one was the most relatable. Seriously, you’ll be in the middle of fighting a skull dozer or trying not to get drop kicked by a cloaker, and you’ll hear that annoying ass beeping sound. To put it in the words of duke, “What third world country made this drill!?!?”

[@JAREDHOGLEBERG]

i agree deadass

[@Wait-wheres-my-soul]

Always THAT DAMN DRILL

[@HazardThe2st]

And to put it in houstons equally true words, "This drill is a joke!"

[@Right_1-1]

Ironic that it was made by wolf who’s European from a third world country

[@Cheeseheadablaze]

@@Right_1-1Sweden isn’t a 3rd world country

[@heywaitasecond46]

3:49 New crime spree modifier: All dozers have a chance to spawn with 5 other dozers and form a pyramid.

[@fryingpot8303]

Oh shoot that would be a nightmare.

[@lighttank3905]

And they run at you screaming "ILLUMINATI"

[@YataTheFifteenth]

KATARU DOZERS

[@facade0074]

@@lighttank3905 nah they should say “6 DOZERS CHARGING” and the clip of audio from this plays

[@manatipowa]

I would pay to see that

[@Thiodag]

The nostalgia watching this brings back. I remember being a part of the community even when this first dropped. They've come very far, I hope they keep in some of this stuff even though Payday 3 has a more serious tone. Stuff like this is what kept me in the community for so long. This game could've gone anywhere and I'd be right there with them.

[@lessersphinx3971]

Anyone more than just me that comes back to watch this every year when Christmas comes around?

[@topminator2991]

Me

[@DragonGuy24]

Me

[@topminator2991]

@@rexthespartan3025 isn't it nice to watch the reminder of how you lost your voice?

[@averysweatykujo1661]

Am i to late?

[@topminator2991]

@@averysweatykujo1661 nah, just too early

[@alonewandererx3594]

7 years and it's still in my mind when i hear the melody

[@ironbull08x93]

It just that great

[@tpyro6742]

Sheesh so that means that hoxtons been in jail for 14 years according to you maybe even 16

[@Snow-sc4gz]

No one else noticing that Chains says, “F*** my life,” in the end

[@theonedarkend4521]

Nope

[@Star-ny3fm]

*Fook may laaaaaaayf*

[@Lefisheauchocaulat]

When

[@周智健-q7q]

I did noticed

[@cheese7801]

police have stopped the drill fix it!

[@theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583]

I love how at the end wolf just executes one of the swat team singing with them.

[@EnclaveSergeantArchDornan]

i like your profile picture

[@kasmik5235]

3:55 - failed stealth on one down

[@vendybirdsvadl7472]

The next scene Is their get away

[@aqua3234]

Vendy Bird Švadl Nah that’s them getting an escape part of the heist.

[@thisisanaccount7165]

With all legit only lvl 30s

[@Mi_tala]

This is so fuuny

[@NPC-i6]

the infamy 3: everything ok... restart :) me: 3:57

[@BirbtheBanshee]

love how wolf on each verse starts to scream louder and louder XD

[@Forcedminer]

+BronyLuvs Wolfs the best psycho of the lot. :P Jackets the creepiest psycho of the lot because he doesn't speak. *Click* "una cámara" *Click* "A Camera" *Click* "Monitoring" I always thought why not have a robot heister? :P it'll piss people off....hell every dlc added pisses people off.....Then i found Jacket....awesome and close enough

[@keatonyung938]

+BronyLuvs WERES THE FUCKING GETAWAY

[@AnkaaAvarshina]

+BronyLuvs Same case with the Dozers. They get more and more hyped up as the song goes on. XD

[@rcat50]

+TycoCaliFox Technically, Jacket is not mute, as stated by Dennaton :o

[@anthonyfaught743]

+Forcedminer he's not a robot, he's an actual person and a reference to hotline Miami if you didn't know. He basically just collected a bunch of tape recordings to play because he doesn't ever speak.

[@RevolutionaryOven]

3:49 Can we just take a moment to appreciate the glory that is this image?

[@goldenafterdark]

They are murging

[@abdullahrashed871]

When communism works

[@bulldozer6781]

Me and the boys about to decimate some fucking clowns.

[@MasterOfBnd]

@@bulldozer6781 ä der i

[@caletudor7000]

@@bulldozer6781 imma drop on these shit heads like a FUCKING PIANO

[@bubbybobble]

I always visit this each Christmas, and sing along with it. It's such a gem.

[@corporategunner5972]

1:15 Imagine Overkill adding this to the bulldozers.

[@mrderpythezero693]

Oh we be fucked

[@serarinfinity7125]

i woud like it tho , like some special mission where we save wick from the 6 dozers. XD

[@soapysalmon]

Uuuh, in payday the heist, dozers could rush

[@serarinfinity7125]

@@soapysalmon they can also rush in payday 2. fine thats only for a speed boost but . rushing,

[@sirerik2825]

Kool-aid dozers. *Oh yeah*

[@greenbulldozer4841]

Poor chains, he got scammed with a counterfeit drill

[@timmyg8888]

Just upgrade it with auto restart and pray to god it does auto restart

[@davidherminghaus1189]

Just give him a dam hug

[@timmyg8888]

@@davidherminghaus1189 or that. Either way, it'll calm him

[@bencenagy5459]

@@thebonedskeleton8007 if it's true, it's a weapon, not a tool

[@bebica221]

I am getting feeling that his drill came from Wish

[@InfectiousFrostbite]

I remember when I was new to Payday, I had no idea who was speaking for each of the 12 days. Now I can immediately tell right off the bat. Ahh, good memories!

[@mionmaham]

who's speaking at 4 and 7? and tbh 6 dozers charging at once is actually a good strat.

[@InfectiousFrostbite]

mionmaham Day 4 - Wolf Day 7 - The Taser And yeah, specially if you're cornered and have little to no ammo left.

[@spatiacte]

mionmaham I think it's Houston

[@doom3166]

Infectious Frostbite 3 months ago I just started playing. And when I first saw this I litterly said: I can never remember those names

[@Pluvita]

Literally bought Payday a week ago, and this is what I could come up with: 12th Day: Some drug dealer, probably a contact 11th Day: Clover, no idea how to get that girl on my team. 10th Day: Dallas 9th Day: Enemy? 8th Day: One of the heisters (probably Houston) or S.W.A.T 7th Day: Houston Or Tasers. 6th Day: Bulldozer 5th Day: Dallas 4th Day: Wolf or Houston 3rd Day: Driver 2nd Day: Old Hoxton 1st Day: Chains

[@IncognitoGamer-hv6nb]

We all need to hope and pray they do payday 3 Christmas carols!!! Use me as a petition

[@Heartbreaker3345]

Yes sir

[@makkypakky]

7 people. hm. Yeah, I don’t think we’re getting carols

[@TrollGarlic]

@@makkypakkyit hasnt even been 2weeks wait a minute bruh

[@Creations_by_Creator]

Signed

[@WanWan-tn7jn]

Yhank you sir for this petition

[@Yes_Ah]

For once Dallas didint ask for a medic bag

[@Dead_Weight21]

I need ammo!!!

[@thekittenplays4663]

*AHHHHHH, I NEED A AMMO BAG*

[@BlackWACat]

he finally got his medic bag

[@sovietdz15]

BlackWACat do you know that dallas bought a yacht a called it "medic bag"

[@BlackWACat]

that's basically what i'm going off of, yeah

[@SaiMoNx8]

I liked how the "10 seconds response time" picture had 3 police choppers INSIDE the bank. Talk about overkill (pun intended).

[@xxlegendxxgaming107]

more like deathwish

[@johannesmurre9409]

now replace that with one down

[@RedReaper3645]

we play payday2 SaiMoNx8 anything can happen bro lol

[@ninetailedfox1447]

Yeah! 10 Captain winters can show up... how odd...

[@arsenicflask]

it's One Down in a nutshell

[@et-el7hh]

so basically, this is a christmas special where all the protagonists slowly slide into insanity and then die. basically onedown mode

[@FrenziedFury]

Watching this again on Christmas 2023 for the tenth straight year! Now we need an updated version for Payday 3!

[@SaladBoi37]

3:42 i just realised there are helicopters insidr the bank

[@halogalaxy5612]

Nah their just ornaments what u don't hang helicopters from your Christmas tree?

[@loadin5297]

Halo Galaxy nah I hang my Samsung fridge on my tree

[@richter383]

Lol

[@aserver8gaming496]

Lol

[@firstnamelastnamethirdname]

Ah it's normal don't worry I like to add thermo drills to my tree and a kawaii body pillow as the star. The masks make good ornaments for the tree too. Would recommend 10/10.

[@FoolishNobody]

3:30 me after unboxing 500+ safes i'm not joking btw i really did unbox more than 500 safes in my time playing payday and you can probably guess how that ended

[@unyjustice9940]

Which one?

[@mettawatkutaninwat5411]

Me after almost beats Hoxton Breakout in Overkill difficult but the game crashes (True story)

[@trantuanthanh2421]

me after fail Overdrill

[@toni3320]

Mettawat Kutaninwat I can relate, but on very hard.

[@enlov3863]

@@mettawatkutaninwat5411 just overkill?

[@kkay000]

Basically everyone but Vlad is depressed

[@aqua3234]

Except the Dozers, Tasers and SWATs were excited to catch the heisters for good.

[@ratchanidaple]

except the police driver they got shot in the tie

[@VivaCristoRei9]

twitch fucking died

[@denyhaguilar679]

Chains has clinical depression

[@invisbleman7053]

Except dozers when they made a beautiful building

[@BASEBALLFURIES.]

every year on this day, i come back

[@themanbehindthepoggers7674]

The sound of chains crying is what broke me XD

[@MrNamoral1000]

What. Is. This. Masterpiece.

[@alexandernekrasov8683]

It's Payday, fella!

[@hectorthethird4788]

GREATNESS

[@Insulapuer]

ImmaKlonoa which i hate

[@JunohProductions]

+Insulapuer T_T

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

Two years and this song is still gold.

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

make that three.

[@Damianskii]

Sapply make that 4

[@kotaro77]

Make that seven

[@Кустарус]

Two years in jail?

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

EIGHT FUCKNG YEARS IN JAIL

[@friedrichkreutzwald]

Damn, this never gets old

[@Dogeman33]

Merry xmas

[@alexnbrand]

Happy new year :)@@Dogeman33

[@jacksnexus2616]

Chains: wants to die Hoxton: board out of his mind Getaway driver: paniking while driving Wolf: Going more insane (somehow) Dallas: needs ammo Wick: floored by dozers Bulldozers: asserting dominance Houston: is the christmas tree Swat: screaming 9 Hostages: panic running Bain: wondering how the hell police respond so quickly Clover: irritated at lockpicks Vlad: happy with his coke

[@WindowsDoor]

My lockpicking speed is high I can fix drills fast but not so much Was the best idea abandon my PS4 to play my XBOX ONE everyday

[@TommysMatchbook]

"Houston is the Christmas Tree" Bro I'm rolling rn

[@kayagorzan]

Lmao

[@FrancisHD]

The Houston part lmfaoooooo

[@the8626]

wick is a literal pancake after getting run over by so many dozers

[@_PhamTuanCuong]

watching this even when its not christmas

[@fr0gman03]

Living life on the edge

[@desdamona2272]

living like larry

[@Themantic0re]

Watching on Halloween!

[@potheadpikachu403]

:D

[@axelcordova8262]

Tuan Cuong Pham watching this during summer

[@BLegend134]

I think Bain's part at 2:40 is the best for how true it is.

[@soulseller7608]

After the phone call: Dallas: Shit

[@sinwithagrin4243]

Every Christmas i listen to this classic. Thank you payday

[@kotletschabowy4169]

2:36 When you don't know what to drill so you drill everything for sure.

[@anarchistlilia]

Wilson they sont exist in dont starve how you know what dril is

[@TurtleBot354]

DünyayıGuşlarYönetsin wtf are you talking about?

[@anarchistlilia]

@@TurtleBot354 lord majesters profile photo is a charachter from a game named dont starve

[@TurtleBot354]

DünyayıGuşlarYönetsin this is on a payday 2 video you know

[@djpikachu7645]

Pritz Guasa he’s saying he’s a character from don’t starve

[@korudo810]

2:09 When your teammates don’t release you from jail in 2 years

[@duke4726]

They cant dominate cops :c

[@anidiot1012]

@@duke4726 dominate the cops? Definitely no but taking hostages is always valid especially when you have 10 of them somehow

[@timmyg8888]

"Two fucking years in jail"

[@denyhaguilar679]

@@timmyg8888 UCK THIS BROKEN, PIECE OF S--T DRILL!!

[@timmyg8888]

@@denyhaguilar679 it's ok for you to swear, I've heard many in my past

[@theone3934]

Watching this because it’s almost Christmas in 2019 merry Christmas and keep those helmets flying heisters

[@Jacobson26]

Welcome in the club buddy. Good heisting brothers!

[@mrtrekie1833]

Don't forget corpse launching :D

[@barbarahoover8816]

Merry christmas guys!

[@toni3320]

The One I’m 2020. (P.s I almost put 2039)

[@Glue_Eater06]

What if there are no more helmets left to fly

[@marthflores3515]

ive been playing payday 2 for like 5 years and the fact that i never knew they used to upload content like this is absurd. love every sec of it

[@zhongxina1062]

The crew have millons of dollars and dont buy a good drill

[@greenbulldozer4841]

Maybe you should try stealth XD

[@liamcarnahan1346]

Doesn't matter if you stealth if you are forced to use the drill to open something it will still breakdown at least once.

[@caster25000]

Well, there WAS a drill that didn't break in Payday 1. You had to plug it in. And the cops could unplug it. And you needed extension cords for it. As much as the PAYDAY Gang hates that broke-dick piece of shit thermal drill, it's still better than the alternative.

[@notpant7645]

Bain going to dollar tree to get a drill

[@hitman-pn1jo]

This is why we use lockpicks spy more subtle

[@darkvoyager7497]

are we not gonna talk about the fact that chains is trying to get in to the security room in breaking feds that, cant be drilled or Walked in?

[@jpPID]

are we also going to talk about the 2 swat helicopters inside the benevolent bank?

[@michaelmyers563]

@@jpPID *m Ag i cc*

[@thatgoose6820]

Bulldozer stack

[@sayorisbowtie5563]

No we are not going to talk about that

[@Forestxavier20]

Um, this is before the Breaking Feds heist by a few years. That is the door in Hoxton Breakout, which also cannot be broken into with a drill, but the point still stands.

[@jonclaun1481]

Me *Tries Bank Heist: Gold+* This shouldn't be too bad, just some bag carrying. Me 30 mins in: 3:30

[@TornadoN8]

This was me after trying Alesso heist, framing frame day 3, and diamond heist for 2 hours each on stealth

[@jonclaun1481]

@@TornadoN8 I think I have PTSD from doing the framing frame job.

[@TornadoN8]

I was basically suffering trying to do the last day of framing frame. I don’t want to do it again

[@jonclaun1481]

@@TornadoN8 I hate that heist with a burning passion, along with big oil.

[@plainmoon2315]

@@TornadoN8 why did you make me remember that 😭

[@WillieTheGreat13]

its 3 days after thanksgiving boys, time to start listening to this again

[@stormtendo]

My first year hearing this masterpiece 😂

[@imaginaryedge60]

I like how the further the days go, the more madness is in days that already passed

[@Dead_Weight21]

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

[@meadinosaur7085]

The drill had me dead, he started crying lmao xD

[@blackhawk1562]

3:55 I like how they just scream at the end

[@touhoutrash2436]

WHERES THE NRS

[@Lolpy.]

@@touhoutrash2436 He says “Getaway”

[@m4riosi]

@@touhoutrash2436 AAAAAAAA (car sounds)

[@bencenagy5459]

AND A BROKE DICK PIECE OF SHIT DRIIIIIILL (fuck my life)

[@genesisa91]

WHERES THE AMMOAFjG

[@SaltedOni]

2:59 and 3:30 still really speak to me even after all these years

[@PracticalNeuron]

AAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!???

[@GrimGriefer5]

3:49 specifically right that second speaks to me the most, mostly it’s because the bottom 3 are carrying about an estimate of 557.238 kilograms times by 3, 1,671.714 in total and they’re doing it in style. Also because it’s funny anyway

[@Pyro_enthusiast]

@@GrimGriefer5why are you so dam smart

[@GrimGriefer5]

@@Pyro_enthusiast is that sarcasm or an actual compliment? It’s hard to tell these days

[@Pyro_enthusiast]

@@GrimGriefer5 it was a complement

[@p1cklezzzzz]

Merry Christmas, already 10 years of this

[@kaiyuanchen2107]

"6 dozers charging" me in game: yea that's about right

[@Ahmadkhadr.]

The amount of times i fucking had to deal with a medic dozer triangle that'd rapidly heal each other..

[@helo4086]

Yea that seems about right

[@CTInaBanana]

That's a nice setup you got there, would be a shame if you ran birth of sky on death sentence with Clone mutator on which would've been set onto Bulldozer.. With explosives on so Nuclear Bulldozers turn your frame rate into an arcade game from the '80s.

[@brunopavlovic9794]

6 cloakers kicking

[@thechargentarge1341]

*”FIVE BULLETS LEFTT”* -Dallas

[@vdbdisreal]

3:55 - 3:59 death sentence loud on your first time

[@rawrfunkle9863]

Fun fact, the voice actor of Wolf damaged his vocal chords during this song. *Just like us.*

[@PanAlan1233]

@@rawrfunkle9863 he didn't it was a joke

[@roguecrowdjl160]

you made me just piss my self Laughing because all i could hear was the screaming of our poor souls.

[@maximilianklinger2712]

vd bd agreed

[@redacted8694]

Rip wolfs throat

[@SauceBoy69]

3:30 poor chains 😭😢

[@the_tube2]

Mental *BREAK* downs

[@sawyervuorensyrja4703]

He has been utterly broken

[@the_tube2]

@@sawyervuorensyrja4703 even with skills u cant fix chains hate for broke shit piece of shit drills

[@thevisitor4282]

Phann ikr

[@dp-2835]

Jimmy broke him even more. **hears CHAAYEEENS in the distance**

[@Icelandic_WRX]

wow a decade later and i still remember this when it came out good old days

[@felipe_5203]

I love that everyone on this song is slowly going insane just like in the game

[@DUSKvsDAWN]

I basically rewatch this all year long, Probably like once a month. Brings joy to my soul. I might need help.

[@matejadjordjevic4136]

This is just, pure greatness.

[@hstGaming-]

Saaammmmmeeee

[@EpicGamer-fl7fn]

0:38 holy shit Wolf has some talent.

[@daniblabla709]

Lanxerun I think this song is why Wolf doesn't have new voice lines.

[@LoneWandererCollin]

Dani Blabla Maybe their voices are changed cause the actors are old

[@daniblabla709]

+DED_SEC Gaming No, Ulf Anderson (Wolf's VA) tore his vocal cords or something while making this song and now can't really voice act.

[@LoneWandererCollin]

Dani Blabla Ahhh

[@LoneWandererCollin]

Dani Blabla They should have been easy on the actor

[@Zach-r8c8j]

Minecraft ❌ Cod ❌ Fortnite ❌ Payday series ✅🐐🐐🐐

[@VyseM4H]

This...made my year

[@frackitos]

Where have you been, Vyse?

[@Ch0l0404]

wtf vyse u ded

[@PhDPlague]

***** he will return. He's just needed, er - time. He will explain on return to stream, I'm sure.

[@MauChong99]

This is beautiful! WHERE IS OVERKILL'S OSCAR?!?!?

[@TheBranchan]

V...Vyse? I missed you :')

[@YouKnowWho]

Lyrics: On the 1st day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, this broke dick piece of shit drill. On the 2nd day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 2 years in jail and a broke dick piece of shit drill. On the 3rd day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 3 tires shot, 2 years in jail and a broke dick piece of shit drill. On the 4th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 4 panicked robbers, 3 tires shot, 2 years in jail and a broke dick piece of shit drill. Which I hate. On the 5th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 5 bullets left, 4 panicked robbers, 3 tires shot, 2 years in jail I hate this broke dick piece of shit drill. On the 6th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 6 dozers charging. 5 bullets left. 4 panicked robbers. Come on, 3 tires shot. 2 years in jail. Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill. On the 7th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 7 tasers buzzing. 6 dozers charging. 5 bullets left. Ammo bag. 4 PANICKED ROBBERS. Fuck, 3 tires shot. 2 years in jail. And thi-this broke shit--PIECE OF SHIT DRILL! Fo' serious! On the 8th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 8 SWATs rapelling. 7 tasers buzzing. 6 dozers charging. 5 bullets left. Ammo, ammo! 4 PANICKED ROBBERS. 3 tires shot. 2 fucking years in jail. Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill! *raging* On the 9th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 9 hostages fleeing. 8 SWATs rapelling. 7 tasers buzzing. 6 dozers charging. 5 bullets left. Ammo bag, ammo bag! 4 PANICKED ROBBERS. 3 tires shot. 2 years in jail. I came the fuck with this broke dick piece of shit drill! I mean seriously? On the 10th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 10 seconds response time. 9 hostages fleeing. 8 SWATs rapelling. 7 tasers buzzing. 6 dozers charging. 5 bullets left. 4 PANICKED ROBBERS. AWAAAWAAAAH. 2 years in jail. YOU KNOW, FUCK THIS! FUCK THIS DRILL! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK THIS DOOR!!! On the 11th day of Christmas, Payday gave to-awww FUCK! 11 doors to lockpick. 10 seconds response time. 9 hostages fleeing. 8 SWATs rapelling. 7 tasers buzzing. 6 dozers charging. 5 bullets left. Ammo, ammo! 4 PANICKED ROBBERS. *screams* 2 years in jail. *crying* On the 12th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me, 12 bags of coke. 11 doors to lockpick. 10 seconds response time. All hostages gone. 8 SWATs rapelling. 7 tasers buzzing. 6 dozers charging. 5 bullets left. I'm out of fucking ammo! WHEREE'S THE GEETAWAAAY?!. *crashing* AND A BROKE DICK PIECE OF SHIT DRILL! FUCK MY L-I-I-F-E-E-E!

[@alalvarez7301]

Actually at the end Wolf tries to scream "WHERE'S THE VAN AAAAAAT?!" Then Twitch ran him over.

[@smittywjmj]

***** Try "Where's the getaway?!"

[@alalvarez7301]

smittywjmj Oh yeah, that makes more sense

[@YouKnowWho]

smittywjmj haha, it looks like everyone hears different things :D

[@NextineX]

OP you fucked up. 8 is rappelling, not repelling.

[@makii367]

this shows every heisters daily struggle in life *I feel very sorry*

[@NJBoden]

Every year, Playing this is tradition in my house. No exceptions.

[@Dogeman33]

Same here happy holidays

[@janekpartoski2654]

@@Dogeman33 happy holidays m8

[@raizer1946]

Happy holidays to you as well fellow clown/heister!

[@NJBoden]

Happy Holiday to you guys. Stay strong brothers, we need to be here next year ❤️

[@Dogeman33]

@@NJBodenwe will and happy new year also 🎉

[@benyverezub5217]

Pretty accurate to One Down 10 marksmen 7 tasers 6 dozers Pretty much out of ammo Whole team is panicking AND the drill isn't working

[@UGS4697]

Beny Verezub ikr but i wish it was ps4

[@itsclemgamer0417]

UGS4697 it is

[@Xray74_YT]

Beny Verezub exactly.

[@amethysttree6401]

HAHAHA xD

[@kiwo9647]

yep

[@GoodlyData86596]

0:38-0:52 when a team of level 0s thinks it’s a good idea to try death sentence one down (edited for no reason other than clarity on when the “the moment in the video that best represents a specific senerio” ends and begins and a unnecessary continuation of the team of lvl 0s’ story: 3:55-4:00 when said team of level 0s somehow get out of the heist without failing and ragequiting but then rnjesus makes them go trough a escape segment)

[@freckface8893]

lol

[@Coffeehouse_Latte]

Tried it at my first time, thinking I was so good... never again.

[@Dushess]

Good that they locked from the madness first. But we need more or you gonna see tails more often.

[@PriceTheCourier]

Didn't payday 2 add a limit to where you can't do dea- oh wait.

[@whyisyoulying1746]

@@Coffeehouse_Latte What happened?

[@JackDuripper]

Hey Bain I have millions in spendable cash do you know anybody with a half decent drill for sale? PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BAIN

[@keatonyung938]

sorry BUT I got youuuuuuu a new wrench for melee BAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNN

[@dude3844]

But wait.I got a drill that won't break down for sell! and it's super fast too! How much? Your real life $2.49,sucker!

[@otisinnes318]

+meep moop 2 can you buy me a gold wrench and add me on steam?

[@CoolioTops]

+Jack Duripper You don't even play payday 2 do you ._.

[@otisinnes318]

WeirdFacebook yeah I don't think they do

[@beaper7470]

December 2024 anyone else?

[@pepper48]

me

[@nobody5674]

Yup I just bought payday 2.

[@raizer1946]

Me too fellow heister!

[@unknownuser0_o71]

It’s the only Christmas song I’m willing to play to my family

[@HaloofBlood1]

I haven’t played payday in years but this song came randomly into my mind

[@crisrodlan2232]

3:30 opening a empty safe

[@Photano.]

HawkHTC Vive tru

[@Basket__]

Very true

[@batboy0six382]

Dammet its true

[@Dushess]

But first you must lockpick 2nd door. Dat bug.

[@officerben6599]

It's 3:34

[@TheKknowley]

Chains X Drill is a fanfic I'm about to write.

[@uberrulez103]

Drill: C-chains-senpai noticed me! *breaks*

[@AwesomeBrothersShow]

uberrulez103 Chains: OH FOR FUCK'S-. YOU KNOW WHAT ? FUCK THIS!FUCK YOU! FUCK THIS DRILL!

[@digistruct0r]

AwesomeBrothersShow *vreeeeeeee* OWWW ...too literal?

[@AwesomeBrothersShow]

Zeke Chains: *Bains says drill started working again* *sob-sob* r-really ?... It.. it did ? Well, I guess I'll give it a last chance...

[@baconpowder706]

TheKknowley You are now morally obligated to give us a link now

[@greenbulldozer4841]

WHERE DO WE KWEP GETTING THIS THING? Wolf: *Hides drill behind his back*

[@WoodsyGerm49]

So the drills being ass is canon and we can’t do a single thing about it. God damn it.

[@BruhmomentMomentovik]

And there was nothing we could do about it. The drills were made guys and we weren't. It was among the bank robbers, it was real greaseball shit

[@PsypherWolf]

"ELEVEN DOORS TO LOCKPICK?!" Fucking Alesso and HB day 1.

[@Drill_Buster]

Watzit Tooya HB?

[@PsypherWolf]

Hoxton Breakout.

[@Drill_Buster]

oh yeah

[@KrimzonFlygon1]

And that's why smart people bring shaped charges.

[@virgilthemob1242]

+KrimzonFlygon1 Or that bloody saw with a Judge and a fuckton of armor ofc.

[@Quasar_Fox]

6 years later, whenever I hear this Christmas Carol music, I still get these lyrics into my head. Every single time. Thanks, Overkill

[@donk6790]

*S I X D O Z E R S C H A R G I N G* _their phones_

[@themanwithnoplan1606]

Okay boomer

[@bendyidk5227]

Ok boomer

[@bendyidk5227]

@Mile boomer

[@comemela9068]

Ok boomer

[@santinolautarodelgadobarri5813]

Everyone who said OK BOOMER: You know, FUCK THIS, FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS DRILL, AND FUCK THIS SONG!

[@ChickenCherryCola]

Remember when they cared about the franchise and did awesome things like this? yeah me too..

[@bryanthernandez9769]

2018 they need to make a remake

[@MrBaldGuy]

truee

[@danthewaterman_]

Yah.

[@thegreatjacksonterrariarob1236]

Dude it's not even Christmas yet it's the middle of March

[@tinak2686]

Bryant Hernandez yes

[@dr.anthrax5402]

They making a payday3

[@blakebrill3903]

Y’now, Clover actually had a good singing voice Then the doors came

[@malibogic997]

*11 DOORS TO LOCKPICK?!*

[@primarchvulkan4013]

@@malibogic997 10 seconds response time

[@malibogic997]

@@primarchvulkan4013 9 hostages fleeing...

[@primarchvulkan4013]

@@malibogic997 8 SWATs descending

[@malibogic997]

@@primarchvulkan4013 7 Tazers buzzing!

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

Time to listen again...

[@palpy8654]

Cheeseburger Freedom Man wheres the legalization of weed you promised

[@p0lojeans2025]

Cheeseburger Freedom Man save the bees

[@StriderOwO]

Cheeseburger Freedom Man Why do I see you everywhere I go? Are-are you following me?

[@incleo]

JOEL

[@alexsandrsenavievthelord3591]

And again

[@aboardaj9218]

This is the most amazing thing made by anyone ever