Team Fortress 2 Rap by JT Music - "Meet the Crew"

[@athan13590]

Fun Fact: Soldier, Heavy, Medic, and Spy were the only ones that said their name in their rap.

[@akselyoutube]

"Learn from a Soldier who's reached perfection" 0:48 "They call me Heavy, this is my gun" 2:12 "I'm the Medic, so don't go far" 3:10 "Gentlemen, there's a Spy in our midst" 4:02

[@iratezebra1]

Well, I mean, demoman is said in the background during his part: 2:40

[@royalgarcia231]

@@iratezebra1 He says "Kill em' all!" not "Demoman!"

[@jodsworld804]

@@royalgarcia231oh … your right but it souunds like demo man

[@Piemations]

The Medic, Soldier, and Demo were just so fucking spot on.

[@alexvieyra5241]

Piemations i agree xD

[@MrTheHappyDog]

Don't forget sniper

[@leavenny]

Spy was pretty badass ;)

[@Piemations]

NCR Ranger Heavy wasn't exactly spot on but it was still the most badass impersonation I've ever heard

[@PlankJunior]

+Piemations what's the next animation? Pyro? :3

[@noahkleppolsen9465]

Demo drunk:crazy stupid destructive Demo sober comics: loves his mum

[@noahkleppolsen9465]

@Kostre Loiy unless no beer

[@nathandanielsen7131]

if demo was sober he would actually die, his body automatically produce alchohol

[@lyndsistevens8099]

What do you want boring to do

[@noahkleppolsen9465]

@@nathandanielsen7131 he always has a bit of scrumpy but he is Nice under The drunken slur

[@sheaamalloy]

demo loves his mom when he's drunk too

[@jendouglas9781]

Fun fact about Demoman: In his meet the crew video, the censor bleep is actually him confirming the existence of the lochness monster.

[@SmubFinger]

slight correction: Monsters. Plural.

[@BlooMonkiMan]

"fecken sea monsters in the great Loch Ness" he said

[@A_PeaShooter_But_Better]

They got more frecken sea monsters in the great LOCH ED NESS then they got the like of me. - the demoman

[@ThenewTchannel]

@@SmubFingerthat's just slightly horrifying

[@TycoonTitian01]

Medic: shoots robot with syringes Game: SuPeR eFfEcTiVe

[@MonkeSilly]

Hmm

[@KaptenN]

Maybe he filled them with acid?

[@shedowtnt152]

@@KaptenN robotic thermites maybe?

[@KaptenN]

@@shedowtnt152 Oh? So the robots are made of wood? I haven't played TF2 in forever.

[@shedowtnt152]

@@KaptenN robotic thermites eat metal not wood

[@thephantomgamer9462]

Engineer: “Do not touch, cuz this stuffs expensive!” Spy and sapper: *Chuckles in french*

[@something1135]

Demoman: *laughs in drunk*

[@mysterysans4204]

Soldier: *Laughs in American*

[@axoofthelotls23]

Scout: *laughs in bonk*

[@Ace-jm8mg]

AHONHONHON

[@C-OCEAN]

Medic and Heavy: *laughs in Über*

[@bastardlly6406]

Everyone preparing to introduce themselves on the first day of school be like

[@joshuamena4873]

Lol u deserve more likes

[@jejebbe]

That's hilarious mate

[@user-jj1ir2so3b]

How do you have 155 likes and only 3 comments

[@Chi33f33]

Meet the Classmates

[@tytansmith9]

The quiet kid is pyro

[@RealVCT]

It's been 8 years since this song came out and it still goes hard as heck

[@DanteAni-YT]

yep 100%

[@phutran2429]

Ikr

[@jeffozzyhunting1446]

Yep still hits hard

[@jellythemedic5659]

Amen brother

[@benaiahpapalii6152]

Yeah

[@iStarWishGames]

I love how everybody's like "I'm gonna kick your ass with my weapons!" and then Pyro's like "What's war? This is a candy land!"

[@wieczorowsky]

Blueless Unicorns This is a pyro land :)

[@cheesesauce1858]

Blueless Unicorns lol

[@gamingwithraphael9996]

Pyro

[@kylancloud2268]

Blueless Unicorns ya and pyro has a purse in his locker and skulls. how many people has pyro killed?

[@KrisTheBeatdown]

IKR?

[@S_i_guess]

Almost 7 years later, this still holds up. Just as TF2 does.

[@celiodettmerfilho5708]

FACTS

[@thatonescoutmain9928]

Not really holding anymore. Bots in every lobby

[@SlendyK]

@@thatonescoutmain9928 I mean, at least you can find some full matches. Even if there is a hacking bot.

[@elzaki6664]

@@SlendyK spinning sniper bot gp brrr

[@Generic_Ralsei_Worshipper]

Based

[@xXYannuschXx]

Funny thing: the Heavy is actually very intelligent, he just has a little too much fun fighting.

[@snaketwister6397]

xXYannuschXx lol i didn't expect that

[@xXYannuschXx]

Eyup, read the TF2 comics if you want to see it yourself. He's as intelligent as the Spy (Medic and Engi being the most intelligent and Heavy/Spy the second).

[@ceasarassad5706]

xXYannuschXx I am to poor to buy the comics

[@xXYannuschXx]

...they are free...

[@smoke2729]

Ya he beat the medic in chess

[@KingMB_XJ_Official]

This is a better tutorial of how to play each class than the in-game tutorial.

[@yeetandyum3709]

Mm yes For Demoman ypu can be drunk

[@SomeGrunt_On_Youtube]

The turprial basically teaches you how to use wasd and how to use a conputer mouse and sends you in without the 20 other mechanics and how to play each class

[@polygundrd7509]

cap

[@Pureevilcapitalistgoatman]

Pyro is litterrally just a schizophrenic meltdown as you spy check everyone and every corner and everything

[@Imsorrywat]

Here, learn what you already know. Have fun getting dominated by the whole enemy team!

[@g_raffthearchlich]

Just don't forget heavy has a degree in Russian literature

[@juster04]

He a big brain Russian

[@zeal7895]

Its not canon though

[@imcool2931]

IT'S NOT CANON

[@Knockknock_whosthere_cylinder3]

And russian cursive is a part of it

[@dumbleking5172]

@@imcool2931 Goddamit. It is. IT IS CANON. Read the description of meet the heavy. There is another comment with about 6k likes that says the same thing. The replies in it are more evident that what I said, like the comics.

[@radianteko]

"This, is a bucket!" "Dear god..." "There are more!" "No!"

[@NightySevenn]

Yes yes i know y'all remember or not the link but i still got some of you...

[@radianteko]

@@NightySevenn haha nice rickroll

[@JBIsDoingStuff]

Interesting _content Rickroll.

[@rwooooshmeifurgay573]

“ This is a Bucket “ “ Dear god ” “ There’s more! “ “ *No* “

[@NightySevenn]

Hehe rick roll thought us to not click on random links ok?

[@marcopalomino415]

I actually love how this was organized. First, the offensive classes go. Then, the defensive classes go. Finally, it ends with the support classes. They're also all seperated with the chorus (?).

[@knifefish98]

They all go in order too, except the Demo is put 2 spaces back.

[@knifefish98]

Oops, it was actually Engi and Demo Switched.

[@colbeyw7182]

they put spy in the last spot and he's not support

[@damired]

@@colbeyw7182 well spy is actually a support class

[@Anonymous529]

@colbey w *Everything you just said is wrong.*

[@Delta43020]

i remember listening to this with a friend and a firework went off right after "wherever I go the explosions follow" and my friend still talk about it, nearly 3 years later

[@jmanbenoit3812]

That's freakin' sick, dude.

[@BeatUpToys]

Wow

[@mikebanja3514]

Demoman “are you a bleedin idiot?!” Me “yes,I believe so”

[@silentecho4198]

Same

[@natacziajimenez140]

lol

[@mememachine909]

Mood

[@grim2667]

I'm bleeding, I'm an idiot. Seems right

[@sampayne283]

y e s !

[@X-SPONGED]

"No, I don't got wings but I don't need them to fly" _Ya hear that, Overwatch???_

[@EatThatTTV]

Maybe you can contain that ;D

[@murksalot]

@@EatThatTTV *_laughs hysterically_*

[@the05council61]

Soldier doesnt have wings but he has a rocket launcher

[@ladyjessii9283]

Scout worked on leg day so much to the point when he kicks his feet in the air its a double jump

[@balazsjanosdominko5603]

Medic has made a weapon that not only helps on others, but lets him easeily follow them making it great for teamwork and also friendly to the enviroment, you hear that mercy? You and your stupid mechanical wings that uses diesel?

[@caiovinicius9429]

Probably what i'm about to say was already mentioned but, Sniper's verse being after Medic saying "but i can't help much if your head is blown off" its actually genius.

[@vynnn4209]

never forget the fact that Heavy has a degree in russian literture Demoman fought a war drunk Spy is scout's dad Sniper has standards (and from new Zealand) Soldier has a bucket Edit: I tip my hat from one legend to another for still listening to this bop

[@weirdidiot4616]

You're lying , Tom Jones is Scouts dad

[@animepotato1028]

@@weirdidiot4616 Tom jones is a singer Don’t go r/wooshing me because that isn’t a joke

[@KillEazy]

@@animepotato1028 have you ever read the comics lmao, also, r/wooosh just because you said it

[@purplepanda6694]

Dear god

[@desoldier5414]

this is a bucket - dear god - there is more - noooo

[@sentientcalcium]

I just realized that each classes verse is in line with their spot on the in-game selection, with offense first then defense, and finally support.

[@fork8616]

No offense but this really took you this long?

[@fork8616]

@they are coming for you i noticed this too

[@JohnDoe-kh1mt]

Took ya long enough!

[@zacksvji9658]

@Quandale Dingle Review correct

[@fishstickfailur3]

@@fork8616 wdym the offense group is literally the first set

[@AerionMersaror]

Scout: Singing. Soldier: singing. Pyro: *minecraft_villager_mp4*

[@danielxsstuf]

It's should be .ogg

[@GamerBen8]

@@danielxsstuf I was gonna say it should be .mp3

[@canned-confusion7950]

no midi

[@RandomGuy-7]

Hey its hard to speak with the mask :(

[@warzoneisfun2042]

@@RandomGuy-7 it's OK

[@pixelparadigm404]

this song turns 10 years old on June 9th, yall better mark your calendars...

[@ChainsawMixx]

Synchronizing my calenders

[@localak69]

​@@ChainsawMixx"Gentlemen, synchronize your calenders."

[@abedinheij6163]

R.I.P. The voice of the best character, Soldier.

[@quandeldingle1714]

May he rest

[@ZstackZip]

Now he’ll take no rocket jump damage

[@JustthatoneguyWhoisjustthere]

Dude r.i.p the man

[@JM-iy1xl]

He's up there with God fighting in the depths of hell

[@gogeta8380]

“You were good son, real good son maybe even the best.”

[@leirbag1595]

I find it fascinating how each mercenary is shown destroying all other classes effortlessly, so by all means that also means that they get destroyed by everyone else all the time. And yet, they manage to all look so badass, because they all manage to overcome each other's strengths and improve.

[@danielstatler954]

Correction: the red team classes are always destroying the blue team

[@tfclassicengineer1005]

@@danielstatler954 BLU team.

[@KnightMysterio]

"Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection!" Is it just me or is this line heartbreaking now?

[@minnellemontemayor8264]

yes it is (R. I. P. Rick May)

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Damn...

[@sanki776]

he didn't die he just rocket jumped to high and saw god. breaksdown

[@BrotherMemetectiv]

Yes

[@gazzangrad6378]

F

[@alexis8500]

Engineer: “Do not touch, ‘cause this stuff’s expensive!” Heavy with a gun that costs $400,000 to fire for 12 seconds: *Hold my sandvich.*

[@Threepeater6447]

*sandvich

[@FakeforFaith]

​@@Threepeater64472 years late

[@Threepeater6447]

And he still change it​@@FakeforFaith

[@Komunisticky.Zaluzie]

Even after 6 years, it's still one of the best TF2 songs on KZbin. Edit: I am fully aware of "The Most Fashionable Faction" by Stupendium and Harry101K.

[@themalcahtwinz4743]

Fax

[@EMPduck]

Ture

[@EMPduck]

True

[@mixrod3127]

For me stupendium also done amazing job with ,,Most Fashionable Faction in TF2"

[@Komunisticky.Zaluzie]

@@mixrod3127 Yeah, thats fricking awesome.

[@huxxdejaneiro2395]

Widowmaker:*One shot ,one kill* Sniper:Am i a joke to you ?

[@lordnoob609]

Still be a good ass for spy

[@knightmarespawn2690]

It should be ''Am I a bloody joke to you?''

[@fredd9577]

@@knightmarespawn2690 yeah

[@AnArbiterAwakens]

Laughs in machina

[@Anino_Makata]

Widow: Yes, now go to sle- *gets cut off by jarate, then flaming Huntsman arrow*

[@WildGamingDark]

Rip to the greatest soldier that ever lived! You will be missed

[@andrewderosa08]

I respect your opinion, but you’re wrong

[@Kallikallikalli]

@@andrewderosa08 he died cause of corona

[@andrewderosa08]

@@Kallikallikalli yeah I know but I know a soldier who gave his life to safe others, Sergeant Lawrence

[@Kallikallikalli]

@@andrewderosa08 smarty-pants

[@SuperNoob-nx6cz]

He's not an actual Soldier he is a VOICE ACTOR for a Soldier ;-;

[@owenconteh3077]

The Scout - 0:26 The Soldier - 0:46 The Pyro - 1:05 The Engineer - 1:48 The Heavy - 2:07 my favourite The Demoman 2:31 The Medic - 3:10 my favourtie The Sniper - 3:29 my favourite The Spy - 3:48 I absolutely love the instrumental in this song 😎

[@braydeslaurier5960]

Did you notice how the music is subtly different for every class. Scout is a bit more city style, while the demoman has bagpipes, and pyro is more bubly than the others.

[@rain3554]

Heavy isnt mindless he has phd in Russian literature if asking if the game is canon he may not have met them but him talking about himself is canon

[@notcharli3393]

omg ur a legend, i was looking for one of these timestamp comments lol

[@Threepeater6447]

​@@rain3554He was talking about combat intelligence.

[@expwnged]

why or how did they reverse the order of the defense classes LOL

[@medic6994]

It’s perfect, it’s the only one of its kind - literally everyone

[@tytansmith9]

Medic engineer took my sandvich

[@medic6994]

@@tytansmith9 kill the fuck out of him

[@g1shockwave1984]

Engineer: medic wheres my ammo and metal *eats heavy sandwich* and demo keeps takeing my beer...

[@5upertnt_ng73]

woah, medic himself said that, so it must be true, after all, he sang in this rap

[@TimeskipCronos]

@@5upertnt_ng73 which means there's no bias whatsoever..............

[@fedorflip]

My entire gameplay is like "If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose!"

[@rumenstoianov9200]

Me in my sparings

[@tanyalebean3695]

yes

[@reginacuevas5588]

"I hope you weasels are taking notes!"

[@PracticalNeuron]

“If that don’t kill you, I’m gonna do somethin’.”

[@BeatUpToys]

Welcome to my magical candy land Where smiles are from ear to ear And everyone loves each other Come and spread the cheer!

[@SpiltMySquash]

The soldier verse hits differently now

[@hawatarihasaki491]

:(

[@f.b.i.5838]

:(((

[@buzz3248]

:((((

[@thelonewanderer8186]

:(((((

[@obamaprism5783]

rest in peace Rick May ill miss you🙏

[@glowingplanet5371]

8 years now...This is still gold but wooow how time flies.

[@AlastorDeuce]

Ye

[@commandershepard119]

Rest in peace Rick May 1940-2020 "Godspeed you magnificent bastard"

[@ciropaz3681]

F POR EL RICK MAY D,:

[@Moonlight-d7g]

Sad he died in Corona

[@seventyfour8256]

"I will eat you ribs; i will eat them up!"

[@lordchungass410]

“𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙨𝙤𝙣, 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙, 𝙢𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩.“

[@jezze951]

Dude he spawned in heaven chill

[@seanturner9561]

It is a sad moment for gamers. The voice actor of The Soldier has passed away due to COVID-19. Next time you play TF2, pick Soldier to pay respects

[@____-zv7gy]

Omg I really love soldier's voice. That is so sad

[@DarkGamer364]

I mean I already am a Soldier main...

[@ZstackZip]

I did RIP rick may Stay frosty

[@pepsi4tvgame474]

I got a full lobby I play on Xbox TF2 so the community is small and I basically know everyone but I went 2fort filled the lobby we all lined up rocket jumped off battlements and killed ourselves of course before the to let jump we saluted

[@xedrikangeloarizapa4021]

Oh man I did not know that....

[@ettzcah4610]

Scout - 0:27 Soldier - 0:46 Pyro - 1:06 Engineer - 1:48 Heavy - 2:07 Demoman - 2:32 Medic - 3:11 Sniper - 3:30 Spy - 3:50 Your welcome

[@kingcrazy4069]

Thanks

[@Goodolepipebomb]

You're*

[@thearkitect4254]

*breaks door* take this cake 🍰 *fixes door*

[@dimonghostslime6982]

@@Goodolepipebomb nobody gives a shit

[@theslamjamfrincisco2820]

pointless since it implies you dont watch the entire video every single time

[@weelolol]

these are pretty accurate rundowns for each characters personality (and their playstyles to a certain extent too), great musical intro to tf2

[@ChainsawMixx]

Which do you prefer? This one or The Stupendium's

[@TactiRom]

this one for sure @@ChainsawMixx

[@ChainsawMixx]

@@TactiRom like-minded

[@Threepeater6447]

​@@ChainsawMixxBoth, both is good

[@sarcasmismyfavoriteemotion4180]

This perfectly represents each class's potion personality: Scout's arrogance Soldier's devotion to war Pyro's obliviousness Engineer's Texas-ness Heavy's simple mind for war Demoman's drunken explosiveness Medic's "medicine" Singer's professionalism Spy's suave Good job!

[@yehmam8518]

Livid Book lol

[@sarcasmismyfavoriteemotion4180]

Livid Book Don't you know? its the secret 10th class that uses precise sound long-range projections to explode the heads of its victims. obviously. (my kindle doesn't like the word 'sniper' or 'personality')

[@yehmam8518]

Iz Gamer Templar It's actually my favourite class.

[@ErikEngholm1988]

i called my singer for justin biber

[@yehmam8518]

Erik Engholm why would you ever choose justin biber? I guess he is.. Kinda.... Kinda... justin biber > justin bieber

[@tigerclawaj746]

You totally missed the perfect opportunity at 1:03 for Soldier to call everybody a maggot.

[@katzenkek5843]

Oh man

[@tinysnacks4402]

Missed opportunity

[@Arqadessecondbrain]

Welcome to my magical candy land Where smiles are from ear to ear And everyone loves each other Come and spread the cheer

[@davidschannel7633]

He forgot to call them maggots

[@CuteC3]

This was..... *tears*.....so beautiful ;w;

[@ImBobbyProductions]

+CuteC3 HEY!! I KNOW YOU!

[@eightoneto7815]

+CuteC3 Hey! cool seeing you here,a little late to the party though.

[@flip_playsminecraft8708]

i think your channel detail pic is a female engineer, cuz she uses a project helmet and one glove on her right arm. is that true?

[@scottballfredoom9165]

What is the ella eletrycity

[@minaxims]

OK.

[@captain_wolfparakeet4229]

9 years later snd its still a banger and still going strong just like TF2 stay strong my friends stay strong

[@TheOnlyOptimus]

cheers to you as well my friend

[@Deshio]

Oh god... The nostalgia hits so hard.

[@wambo1730]

Ye

[@SCPImmortal-js7sg]

Heavy is actually very intelligent. Most of the mercs are, in fact. Scout: Not the brightest mind, not dumb per say but more so than the rest. Just really arrogant. He clearly also doesn't understand physics because he can double jump, which just screws physics up the ass. Soldier: Still dumb as bricks, though he may have been smart before he got lead poisoning. Pyro: Pyrotechnics knowledge. If you look close at the flamethrower, you can see it's homemade. Also, in the comics, you can see he's quite a good businessman. Demoman: Chemistry, he made his own bombs, before switching to Mann Co bombs. Heavy: Maybe a PhD in Russian Literature, though not confirmed, you know the guy's intelligent. He just has a little too much fun with Sasha. Engineer: 12 PhDs in hard science. Dunno which ones, though probably mostly mechanics. Medic: May or may not have had a medical license, but he's still a genius with medicine regardless because he at least helped with the creation of the Medigun. Sniper: Ms. Pauling may clean up the mess now, but the Sniper was an assassin for hire, so he knew how to manage not getting caught and maybe hiding bodies. Spy: Also a hired assassin, and MAY HAVE helped with the creation of the invisi-watch as Engie doesn't use one, it would be useful if he did know how to make it. Then again, Spy could have gotten it from another supergenius. Edit: Came back and holy coronavirus this blew up. Gonna add some stuff you guys suggested! Edit again: Fuck, R.I.P. Rick May, the voice of soldier who recently died to COVID-19. This comment is old, but I felt obligated. Though we all know he's happily rocket jumping in heaven, he'll be missed.

[@Κώστας-κ6φ]

Rhonda Campbell Soldier is more like insane instead of dumb, lunatic perhaps

[@laurapills]

@@Κώστας-κ6φ because teuforts water was lead poisened thats why hes so idiotic

[@jkidplays7714]

I thought in the tf2 universe half of them couldn't even read

[@mrmrmr672]

tbf, Pyro did manage to make a flame thrower with e Propane tank and a lighter

[@shizo_bioc80022]

ZX Gaming not to mention he got the phlog (apparently alien technology) working.

[@veryscrambled3967]

TF2 will never die, it has to many memes

[@thegreentophat2129]

Including this one "I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me."

[@awddfg]

*_"He could be any one of us."_*

[@HaloCEJohnnoscope]

Spei

[@sdpelly]

@@Errol. NOBODY ELSE REPLY OR ITS RUINED

[@awddfg]

@proud hufflepuff *_boom_*

[@snoopo5853]

This was actually my first introduction to TF2, good times man, good times.

[@hamxa1868]

Now im writting this comment to remember to good times Scout!

[@wpwpwpwpwpwpwpwpwp]

You don't need God's PC to run it You don't need to be a lot skilled (but a little bit yes) There are many types of classes There are funny gamemodes This Is Team Fortress 2 AND I LOVE IT!

[@Blackmorerainbowcatch]

My man

[@karam4762]

TF2 has a REALLY high skill sealing

[@acynique8029]

@@karam4762 Yes, mainly due to the freedom and how many weapons or strategies there are in each gamemode with each class...and the list goes on

[@MrDD-kx4cu]

We all know tf2 is a timeless masterpiece. I still meet new players, there are still new events and comics aren't done yet!

[@acynique8029]

@@MrDD-kx4cu Agreed whole heatedly.

[@fleeble3017]

Overwatch rap: We’re cool! Tf2 rap: Legendary lyrics

[@gadlove17]

Frick overwatch

[@yowennalcachupas9559]

@@gadlove17 no offensive but i read it like your a 12 years old who just started playing tf2

[@gadlove17]

....yeah...

[@gadlove17]

Also why are you awake at 1:00

[@yowennalcachupas9559]

@@gadlove17 don't question my sleeping schedule, POTTER

[@rwooooshmeifurgay573]

“Still a doctor, But i lost my License. This could be a problem - Shiza!” *Finally, a fired friend*

[@ulasaydnoglu4480]

What is mean shiza ?

[@romeromichel9044]

@@ulasaydnoglu4480 It means "shit" in Geman

[@beb7435]

@@romeromichel9044 _oh God, JJBA fans are technically saying shit-_

[@KayaAkay1]

Its sheize

[@seventyfour8256]

"Scheiße" and most germans (including me) say it less often than americans say "shit"

[@fairydemonheavendragon]

Amazingly done & here's some shortcut's to each part of the song: 0:26 Scout Verse 0:46 Soldier Verse 1:05 Pyro Verse 1:29 1st Hook 1:48 Engineer Verse 2:07 Heavy Verse 2:31 Demoman Verse 2:51 2nd Hook 3:10 Medic Verse 3:29 Sniper Verse 3:48 Spy Verse 4:07 Final Hook

[@michaelkowal3230]

I like how each three classes that sing in each verse are the same position: Attack defence and support Verse 1: Scout (attack), Soldier (Attack), Pyro (Attack) Verse 2: Engineer (Defence), Heavy (Defence), Demo-man (Defence) Verse 3: Medic (Support), Sniper (Support), Spy (Support)

[@lackoftruth4947]

wow you got a nice spelling there Defence or Defense??

[@KingofRedstone100]

Only problem is that the real order is Demoman Heavy Engineer, he switched Engie and Demo

[@erhixon773]

+Minecraft - LackOfTruth When to Use Defence. Although, there is no difference in meaning between the spellings, you should always keep your audience in mind when writing these words. Defence (spelled with a “c”) is the preferred spelling of the word in British English.

[@PALLETE762]

+Erhixon7 We spell Defense: Defence in Canada too.

[@erhixon773]

Same here, I spell defense

[@ch1cken_s0upp]

It’s scary how much he sounds like scout

[@thebackroomskids-jf9ym]

Yea ur right

[@Devildefish]

I dont know why sniper talking is so satisfying

[@theawakeningfox6265]

i tip my head to you, one legend to another. 9 years old music video still being listened to

[@Mechknight73]

As an Australian, I've noticed that the only nation that ever succeeds in doing an Australian accent properly are New Zealanders. FYI their accent differs from ours enough to notice.

[@williamholt3940]

I'm American and have can speak with many different accents that are pretty good

[@niania7038]

Why did u write this?

[@williamholt3940]

@@niania7038 I honestly don't know.

[@raymondwiggins354]

@@williamholt3940 probably some interesting information to some people though

[@mr_bry4nt554]

@Sopomeister TM And the crazy thing is New Zealand in the TF2 Universe is underwater

[@_kraken117]

Timestamps for y’all: 0:00 start (obviously) 0:26 scout 0:46 soldier 1:05 pyro 1:29 chorus 1:48 engineer 2:08 heavy 2:31 demoman 2:51 chorus 3:10 medic 3:29 sniper 3:48 spy 4:08 chorus Please like, cause this took me forever

[@maxxzornx6532]

Useless

[@Nerdlybirdd]

I think it cool

[@_kraken117]

@Maxx Zornx just like you :)

[@_kraken117]

@Smash Johnston thanks mate

[@Nerdlybirdd]

You burned him so hard his house is on fire

[@kristofbalint1235]

When someone picks up and learns to play tf2 by listening to this.

[@saxinator143]

This was actually me. I’m a soldier/ medic man. Fucking running around screaming shiza and blowing up Nazis

[@luukdevoogd1071]

And thus, another spy main was born

[@MatiNuva1724]

Time to turn up the heat I'll see myself leave now

[@aidelai4098]

I think this was my introduction to TF2 but I didn't play the game since 2019

[@annsh.6487]

* raises hand *

[@stolen-fortune]

As a tf2 KZbinr and fan I have listened to this song too many times and this is where it all started for me so thank you skull and pat you made my passion in life

[@leanneennis6070]

3:34 when someone says ‘f’ for a real persons death

[@kobimitchell7807]

You know we don't have to be all depressed and sad about someones death?

[@Vapourless]

@@kobimitchell7807 3:34

[@at-atpilot4785]

@@kobimitchell7807 But somethingis dont be depresssed, but other says F and that is a bad joke

[@havochurricane5660]

What am I supposed to do then? "Godspeed, you magnificent bastard."

[@felixargyle9153]

@@havochurricane5660 You were good son, maybe even the best

[@corvin410]

Lyrics to the Song : Scout - 0:27 I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you with a baseball bat that I'm usin' to pound you I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye No I don't got wings, but I don't need 'em to fly With a couple double jumps I'll be fleein' the zone Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringin' it home I'm pretty big deal, that's the honest truth I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? Soldier - 0:45 About face maggots, stand at attention Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection Forward charge with my RPG Helmet so low I can hardly see BAM! Rocket jumpin' all over the place Finish you punks with a shovel to the face If that don't kill you, It'll break your nose I hope you weasels are taking notes Pyro - 1:05 Welcome to my magical candyland Where smiles are from ear to ear And everyone loves each other Come and spread the cheer Chorus - 1:29 This rap is kind of overdue - Right But now it's time to meet the crew - Tight The crazy dudes of TF2 So take a side, RED or BLU After I pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do Engineer - 1:48 Let's set up shop and get to work I build a health dispenser if you been hurt Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins And just in case I need it - self destruction Step back 'fore I wreck you with a wrench And when my turrets spot you, you're as good as dead Heavy - 2:07 Cry some more. Run while you can You little babys don't stand a chance They call me heavy, this is my gun When she starts spinning, you better run I do not require brains or technique I've got so much muscle I'll never be beat I'll mow you down wherever you stand bitch Now i am hungry, give me sandvich ... Okay, I'm good Demoman - 2:31 Are you a bleedin' idiot? To fight with a drunken scot? I'll down a swig of whiskey For every grenade I launch Wherever I go, the explosions follow So keep your distance lads And I carry traditional weapons I'll bloody you up with an axe Chorus - 2:50 This rap is kind of overdue - Right But now it's time to meet the crew - Tight The crazy dudes of TF2 So take a side, RED or BLU Pick out my favorite class Check out my fancy hats I just don't know wich one to choose Medic - 3:09 I'm the medic, so don't go far You might want a taste of my ubercharge Still a doctor, but I lost my license This could be a problem - Scheiße/Shiza I'm always ready with a bloody bone saw But I can't help much if your head is blown off Die, Schweinhund. I will win this Don't overdose on my syringes Sniper - 3:29 Boom! That's another headshot, bloke I'm a professional, you're a joke I mean please mate show some respect At least the way I'm doin' it, you'll get a quick death I'm from the outback, where things are hectic Got a big machete that I'll slice ya head with Aussie assassins aren't very common But when ya hear this, keep on runnin' Spy - 3:48 You probably know me for my disguise And I dress as sharp as all my knives Just when you think I am on your team Au revior, mon cheri I'm a very accomplished backstabber Who destroys your equipment with my sapper Gentlemen, there's a spy in out midst And he's got plenty of ass to kick Chorus - 4:06 This rap is kind of overdue - Right But now it's time to meet the crew - Tight The crazy dudes of TF2 So take a side, RED or BLU After i pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do (This took about 15 minutes. Thank me later if you want ^^ and thx to JT for the lyrics xD)

[@antoniopersin4629]

You have to thank to jt. Lyrics are in the video... BTW "thank me later IF you want."

[@corvin410]

Antonio Peršin Edited it. Thanks for pointing that out ^^

[@lwazindlovu3644]

This song is cool

[@stefantosic7357]

FANCY NOT FANCE!

[@alacan]

Fancy*

[@perfectpancakes5527]

Demo man: I carried traditional weapons. Also demo man: bottle of whiskey go ber

[@legostarwarsindianajones3071]

That is a traditional weapon

[@kobimitchell7807]

Thats the most traditional weapon in his default loadout

[@saturizedGoats]

If you think about it, whiskey is a really old drink so he's not wrong

[@Gookwear]

A tradicional scottish weapon

[@charaam69riprickmay6]

2:08 And that’s where the trouble started That smile That damn smile

[@rymoni1814]

Trouble began*

[@michaelwainscott2947]

@@rymoni1814 He's still grammatically correct

[@vokedrious]

Ah... good times those

[@echo8481]

Yes.

[@projectjavelin5948]

He’s coming to give you a H U G.

[@drsalazzle8323]

TF2 FINAL COMIC DROPPED BABY

[@XKTUSX]

RIP Rick May, you will be missed. 😥

[@Scp--wh4ny]

Godspeed

[@dicksimmons3147]

Rip

[@JacobeeVa]

I would say we need an official version of this, buuuuut....

[@jennyking3944]

@@Scp--wh4ny so you do care plague doctor

[@vinilmizuiro]

I fell so bad for him.

[@novaauburn2932]

2016 and still good

[@JTM]

glad you came back ;)

[@brandonjackson3408]

ikr

[@maharta8458]

well i comeback here after watching scout vs tracer

[@brandonjackson3408]

Minato Namikaze samr

[@maharta8458]

+Brandon Jackson i think the new scout voice is better though

[@buhaysarisaristore2767]

"Check out my fancy hats" Shows Sniper without a hat

[@spiegel4206]

Story about my friend life xD

[@sviatoslavs.1305]

Sniper without a hat is actually a Sniper with the "Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative", which can be counted as hat.

[@thepyro3891]

don't forget i killed him!

[@buhaysarisaristore2767]

Sviatoslav S. Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative. Yeah i just forgot it.

[@genjishamnda8572]

The Pyro u must Be fuckin high

[@evil_dustz1368]

This rap catches the essence of the characters very nicely even though it's old it is a gem

[@ailishbleshoj3998]

I'd like to thank JT Music for the music they've created, and becoming an inspiration for not just me, but many, many others. The music these guys have made are so nostalgic for me, and I'm incredibly grateful for their hard work and effort. I found Team Fortress 2 through them, and that game has brought so many good times into mine and millions of others' lives. Thank you, keep making people's lives better with these masterpieces.

[@notpxpyt]

i agree

[@NO_FACE_1_0]

Amen.

[@Inquizier]

same here i also found fortnite doom and fallout

[@confusedpotato7045]

Scout: l am the fastest Soldier : keep talking hippie Demo: amateurs

[@t6nkaaa]

@Phương Nguyễn relatable

[@thepolice753]

Demoknight teamfortress 2

[@raito6689]

Don't forget Spy with Dead Ringer + Big Earner + L'Etranger.

[@raymondwiggins354]

Pyro gets a jetpack Mmphmmphmphmmph(wait for me I want to join now)

[@sleeeepyy_]

pyro with the plog: *nope.avi*

[@zidaneaminu1947]

Who else's favourite line "is I'm a professional you're a joke"

[@lizardchiken9333]

now i am hungry give me sandvich... okay im good. is my favorite

[@hisham.a1550]

@@lizardchiken9333 i mean,do you even know who you talking to?

[@cutboardbox]

"DIE​ SCHWEINHUND I​ WILL​ WIN​ THIS"

[@desireemendoza6725]

"I HOPE YOU WEASELS ARE TAKING NOTES"

[@SuperNoob-nx6cz]

every single line in Medics :p

[@TotallyCoolGuy.]

Its been 9 years and this still slaps! This mashes the characters just as the meet the team videos do scout is the confident one, soldier is the dumb one, pro is the quiet kid, engineer is the rich kid, heavy is the buff one, demoman is the foreign exchange student, medic is the who is smart one, sniper is the Australian one, spy is the fancy one.

[@Threepeater6447]

Engineer is the smart one. He has 11 PhD.

[@BeatUpToys]

The rich kid who has the right to brag for once

[@vuxm4076]

Teacher: What is the hardest decision in your life Me: Take a side . Red or Blu Edit 1 : Thanks guys

[@kaboomboi7445]

I think its better which class to chose in tf2 but your one is also good(i see your comment is before 2 mouth)

[@vuxm4076]

This is the first comment i get this much likes

[@vuxm4076]

Sorry if my english is too bad

[@kaboomboi7445]

@@vuxm4076 i dont see mistakes but i am bulgarian so idk there could be mistake but i dont see any

[@vuxm4076]

Yeah

[@AVSteve]

Am I the only one that thinks that there should be a TF2 movie Update: I posted this comment 4 years ago and that was 4 years of silence why is it getting so much attention?

[@Nameless-gc2dg]

That needs to happen

[@macaronimetkaas2400]

Haven't we learned from Super Mario and DOOM that it's a bad idea to make movies about games

[@AVSteve]

MacaroniMetKaas not live action like animated and it would be awesome if done right

[@macaronimetkaas2400]

+AV Steve You know, with the right people, this could actually work. With the SFM engine or something completely new?

[@AVSteve]

MacaroniMetKaas I feel like it would be better done on the sfm engine

[@josephge4223]

Now, the only thing that would make this better is if we have the original tf2 voice actors rapping the lines

[@markdexterprudente8750]

Or the you tubers who main each class

[@josephge4223]

Mark Dexter Prudente indeed.

[@peterrimando6212]

Scout-? soldier-muselk Pyro-fawfuls minion Demoman-siN Heavy-soundsmith Engineer-uncle dane Medic-arrayseven Sniper-dr love cat Spy-Mr paladin

[@ExoticChad]

emblem demo-ilander also soundsmith is a heavy main i thought he was a soldier main waaaa???? spy-stabbystabby (i think) would be better medic-skymin

[@tokyojester8364]

@@peterrimando6212 siN for demoman

[@GabrielGarcia-cw7ij]

0:26 Scout 0:46 Soldier 1:05 Pyro 1:48 Engineer 2:07 Heavy 2:31 Demoman 3:10 Medic 3:29 Sniper 3:48 Spy

[@GlitchedRed]

"I don't require brains or technique" That's an insult to Heavy mains-- all 12 of us.

[@cookiemasterco.2951]

This comment made my day XD

[@flyroc64]

I see it the other way: It means Heavy is beyond limited brains and mere technique. He's personified victory.

[@foxboxboxfox]

Heavy is actually the second smartest merc. Engineer, obviously, is the smartest.

[@anime4life644]

13 me

[@rickroijmans4103]

13....

[@AnAcquiredTaste]

The order in which they rap is the same order in which you select them in the game, nice touch!

[@FishDrinkLightGreen]

never noticed that

[@mylissamarshall6647]

With demo and engi swapped.

[@crazykoi5292]

Yea

[@astalos342]

6 years later and still a fuckin bop, and rest in peace Rick May you legend of a man.

[@scottadams6607]

who is rick may? i may sound like a noob saying but i just got into the game who is at

[@astalos342]

@@scottadams6607 Its the IRL voice actor for the soldier, he served this game and community for 13 years and was more than an massive imoact on everybody whose played tf2.

[@scottadams6607]

@@astalos342 k it makes sense now r.i.p rick may

[@bagussulistyo3373]

Timestap Scout: 0:26 Soldier: 0:46 Pyro: 1:05 Scout(again): 1:29 Engineer: 1:48 Heavy: 2:08 Demoman: 2:31 Scout(again): 2:51 Medic: 3:10 Sniper: 3:29 Spy: 3:48 Scout(again): 4:08

[@steelywheeleyautomobiley8311]

Overwatch came and went Fortnite came and went Pubg came and went Apex legends came and went Anthem came and went Tf2 still lives and it came 12 years ago.

[@lopezgonzalezfrancisco4731]

So bad the mannconomy is in a very bad moment on this days, but I hope there will be a way to solve it

[@tlilreapert4904]

valve: *bans players and block unusuals*

[@python1972]

Oaky I can understand Anthem but literally none of the other games have "went", like the fact you think Fortnite has left...at all is just a sign of ignorant stupidity.

[@alexanderbousman1990]

Actually, almost all of those games still have more players currently playing than TF2

[@AwakeWheel-fi9tm]

Alexander Bousman answer this, do you think any of throes games can last a little over a decade possibly longer?

[@JammerGalaxy]

3:55 "Au Revoir, Mon Cheri" = "Goodbye, My Darling"

[@HighCPU]

+Jammer Galaxy thanks for translation

[@JammerGalaxy]

np

[@BackroomsWater]

+Jammer Galaxy oh that's what that meant I still don't know much French even tho im part French 0^0 dats just sad 4 meh but thnx 4 knowing what it means. 0w0

[@ratslaya4324]

+Jammer Galaxy no shit google you have ruined utuq[-

[@BackroomsWater]

XD

[@sillywolf964]

Aww... Pyro looks like he has so much fun.... *People running and screaming and everything on fire*

[@fishmasterdisaster3713]

you obviously arent TF2 fan

[@WaterDroplet02]

Actually thats exactly whats happening. Pyro spreads the cheer, having fun in his own little world of happiness. No death there. Only in the real world, that pyro is oblivious from, is where the death is.

[@albiekramer7249]

Pyro suffers from delirium schizophrenia.

[@Sten362]

Why would u hide in a wooden house when pyro has a flame thrower the blus. Are just idiots

[@xristinatzwrtzh9918]

Is this a real schizoprhenia level?

[@Sidstories217]

9 years later and its still a banger

[@katikobinger]

I held off on watching this because I usually hate "raps" like this, but damn. I can't even complain this was good.

[@thechangerofways6822]

Damn tf2 have survived overwatch fortnite pubg etc and is still alive. #tf2forever

[@ssseaweed3800]

Its sad that its slowly dying tho

[@thechangerofways6822]

@@ssseaweed3800 well give it credit because it has been fighting like hell but yeah sad its about to die

[@TheUaxington]

red stone lets hope there will be a tf3

[@sleepless2541]

@@TheUaxington valve can't count to 3

[@arnelbraga4745]

Well considering it's in 40,000- 50,000 players and sometimes 75,000 because of the Crate Depression. It's all time peak is 112,000 players in Jungle Inferno. 40,000-50,000 has always remained throughout the years. So no, it's not dying but lacking content. The TF2 team has released a patch or so the TF2 Team calls it *Major update* in Sep 24(?)fixing item cosmetics and adding pointless styles to the Shutterbug and other stuff to Twitch API and *U P D A T E D T H E L O C A L I Z A T I O N F I L E S .* and I'm not sure but also updated in Sep 26, two months after the Crate Depression. There is also a event called "Particle Mayhem" which is preparing for Scream Fortress 11. I'm honestly hyped for Scream Fortress 11 because there is going to be *PLENTY* of community maps,unusual effects and cosmetics I'm assuming.

[@sammylazyboi1858]

You know, soldier actually could've been in the army, he can carry and run at full speed with an rpg and not many people can do that, also he can take those same rockets and launch himself with them, and also, in real life. The "direct miss/direct shit/the best melee weapon in the game" would actually be able to penetrate heavy armor reserved for supertanks and bombers

[@jaksi9414]

he was in the army but he was kicked out for being too crazy, that didn't stop him from killing nazis tho xD

[@catmasterlegendary]

direct shit

[@thesanss4671]

@@catmasterlegendary *Critical shit*

[@HECUgrunt]

@@jaksi9414 it also didn’t stop him from killing German civilians until 1949

[@sammylazyboi1858]

Christ almighty the comments

[@Kronnos298yen]

This is still being my favorite song of JT Músic, since 2017

[@YaBoyJa0234]

am I only the only one who's favorite lyric in this rap is " they call me heavy, this my Gun! when she starts spinning, you better run!" ?

[@mariselaojeda8447]

Jekhi Austin. Nah

[@caedisnightingale5575]

And when my punches start to connect, you respawn, cause you've been wrecked.

[@notsolid9561]

Jekhi Austin I used to main heavy

[@ogg7309]

Caedis Nightingale we need those lyrics

[@foxythepiratefox4322]

Jekhi Austin. I'm heavy at pixel gun 3d

[@baileyboesinger8697]

3:49 is my favourite part

[@elitely6748]

"I do not require brians or technique" Heavy is actually gifted in literature and is really smart :/

[@wolfqueen4395]

Yeah, but his fighting style doesn't require them so it still fits

[@saturizedGoats]

He definitely doesn't need brian maybe Josh will help him

[@AkivaB]

yeah but he enjoys battle too much

[@elitely6748]

@@AkivaB true

[@felixargyle9153]

@@saturizedGoats I don't know, I think Josh has PTSD after the bloody and gruesome Josh fight, maybe Sam?

[@ReDC4P1624]

Coming here after tf2 comics ending It was awesome

[@diamondplayz6754]

Fun fact: heavy and engineer have PHD 11 making them more of a doctor than medic

[@GOOBgoun]

Heavy is a loyal member to the motherland. Until he overthrew it with his comrades, learning about the horrors that the USSR committed. He is a true comrade, he sees the unjust and wrongdoings of his own country. Remember that.

[@dr.monokel5228]

I think he lost his one when he removed a pacients Skeleton

[@diamondplayz6754]

@@dr.monokel5228 no he lost he's medical license when one of he's patients had no skull

[@dr.monokel5228]

oh, then my bad

[@matthewshea7844]

@@diamondplayz6754 you are aware heavy is the second if not the smartest in the them, you know this right?

[@that1kid__115]

Neflix: Are you still watching? Somebody's daughter: 2:27

[@winniethepoop3388]

Old but Gold

[@PeterJamesVillegas]

Ja

[@xedrikangeloarizapa4021]

Shiny gold

[@aprofessionalgamer5355]

Just like tf2.

[@DrikTrajado]

[G]old

[@funnygamer5405]

Ya mean Australium

[@Cheezyfist]

Crazy how it's nearly been 8 years since this released, time sure does go by quick

[@electrokyo9684]

I love how Pyro was probably the happiest merc here lmao

[@axoofthelotls23]

The up side: *pyro is very wholesome, in his mind*. The problem: *he can easily kill anything he comes across*

[@dragonslasher0776]

I love pyro

[@tytansmith9]

To be fair heavy was happy he gat his sandvich

[@CB-tl4ty]

@@axoofthelotls23 kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6qcfXSVbtChnMU This you?

[@crisis9414]

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

[@williamholt3940]

I don't understand a single goddamn word but okay.

[@LaScorpious]

@@williamholt3940 meet the engineer

[@williamholt3940]

@@LaScorpious I'm technically an engineer too, well not officially but I build robots, weapons, etc.

[@mikeva4413]

@@williamholt3940 Any advice for a guy going into the engineering field?

[@williamholt3940]

@@mikeva4413 wear rubber gloves and dont try if you have shaky hands, I have been shocked countless times.

[@Some_guy89]

I forgot this song existed and i remenbered and just came back

[@LegendaryJaws]

Same