Jim Cornette on Ten Ways He & Paul Heyman Is Similar & Different

From Episode 223 of Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
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[@MilMaska]

"Paul Heyman was the best at getting the most out of the least" - Jim Cornette

[@darrengordon-hill]

AMEN

[@pness3038]

Agreed. So many ECW talent shoot interviews are , "Oh ya, Heyman still owes me money...but I love the guy "

[@scrappy93]

@Old Man problem there is Vince wasn't a fan of ECW. Kinda like the dumb statement that Eric got the nwo idea from ecw lol.

[@scrappy93]

@@pness3038 seen more say "he owe me money" and not say "I love the guy".

[@SonOfMuta]

@@scrappy93 Who says Bischoff got the nWo idea from ECW? Everyone knows he stole it from Japan

[@michaelmarino7391]

Paul Heyman is the type of guy that would serve me Peanut Butter & Jelly & convince me it's Thanksgiving Dinner. The peanut butter as (Yams), the jelly as (cranberry sauce) & the bread as (stuffing). I'd ask where's the Turkey & he say, "It's vegan!"

[@coreyhall1150]

I could hear him saying "Noooo don't worry about it it's VEEEGAAAAANNN come on you know Paul E is here for ya."

[@HuwhyteMan]

I like that, that's a good analogy 😂

[@jamezmcc]

"Donna, 50 year old, who had been coming to wrestling for 40 years, didn't wanna see hot lesbian action" made me spit my drink out 😂😂

[@MilkmanC]

I pictured friggin Donna Reed lol

[@imright6340]

Quit using emojis man. That's some child's play. Looks ridiculous.

[@MilkmanC]

@@imright6340 meh

[@Newblar]

@@imright6340 , 50 years old, been coming on the internet for 4 minutes, didn't wanna see hot emoji action. 😆 🤣 😂 🤣

[@petebagwell6666]

@@imright6340 my keyboard cost more than yours so my opinion does too

[@bjrnhalfhand2258]

Saw an old interview with RVD. He was telling a story in which Paul was featured. RVD introduced him to the tale by saying; "Paul Heyman. He doesn't mind lying"

[@rl318]

"Beulah supposedly got pregnant after Tommy Dreamer was piledriving her all the time..." I wonder if Brian did that intentionally.

[@StevieDamnit]

Would be interesting to see Jim & Paul have a one-on-one talk, or have them included in a future Table for 3.

[@kgot7436]

I'd pay PPV prices to see that

[@jamaalmoses8821]

Only if somebody like Michael Hayes moderates.

[@TheRedScareIsAlive]

Throw Vince Russo in there 😂

[@kgot7436]

@@TheRedScareIsAlive Russowould bring nothing of value to the conversation.

[@jeremywilliams8160]

Jim, Paul, and JR on table for 3 would be reason enough to subscribe to the cock.

[@FloridaManRacer]

'small' guys were different back in the ECW days. Jericho, Eddie, Benoit etc. were all considered 'small' guys. They all pushed for smaller performers to be showcased. Shawn Michaels in WWF, Brett Hart etc. they were all considered 'small' guys compared to the Hogan's, Warrior's and Luger's... It wasn't about being the size of Spike Dudley. It was about being smaller than the 'roid filled basketball player height guys.

[@Chimpandolfo87]

After the steroid trial. nothing to do with jericho, Eddie, benoit.

[@skymack10]

Its so crazy to think benoit was considered a small guy back then. I think they called him a vanilla midget. Wow, he was freaking huge to most people.

[@TheMr32hunter]

@@skymack10 he was so short though I got his autograph when he was first starting in Stampede and he had to be 5'6 maybe 5'7 I towered over him when I was 15.

[@branhasyoutube]

@@TheMr32hunter i met him in 2004 and 2007 when they were doing shows in Indiana, he was like 5'8 or 5'9

[@TheMr32hunter]

@@branhasyoutube coulda been I was probably still growing so I could see it.

[@MilkmanC]

Elizabeth tho...maybe she didn't know it, but that story between her and savage was incredibly dynamic for the time.

[@mh8889]

Epic use of “Mashing Minges” bravo Jim

[@onslaughtmp]

I loved that too! (Fistbump) lol

[@MGWPS462]

It makes me happy that Cornette watches, enjoys and quotes South Park

[@SSJ2Phenom]

Comona Wannalay.....🤷🏽‍♂️. Epic.....

[@jeffblacky]

Michael Kirchner[1][4] (born Michael Penzel; September 7, 1957 - December 22, 2021)[1] was an American professional wrestler and a United States Army paratrooper. He was best known for his appearances with the World Wrestling Federation (WWF, now WWE) under the ring name Corporal Kirchner in the mid-1980s. He was also known for his appearances in W*ING under the ring name Leatherface.[6][7] Penzel died of a heart attack on December 22, 2021, at the age of 64.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Seriously? 😞

[@sinjin4563]

Jim said Paul was obsessed with doing lesbian type angles and that is exactly what the Lashley, Lana, and Rusev triangle became with Liv Morgan lol.

[@OongTheLastAirbender]

lmaoo i almost forgot the liv morgan involvement hahah so true

[@2masterofpuppets2]

Comedian Patrice O'neal wrote for the wwe for a hilariously short amount of time and was yelled at/fired multiple times by Stephanie McMahon bc he was so nonchalant about the news of his termination 😅

[@theothesir]

That's because Patrice was that guy.

[@dvon1097]

He was??? Holy shit i actually never knew that. Patrice is a comedy icon i never knew he worked for the WWF

[@paulheap1982]

So he was fire for being nonchalant about being fired? OK.

[@jeremywilson6387]

@@dvon1097 I know I'm 8 months late lol but if you haven't found it just look up Patrice talking about his time with Vince on O&A. Was so funny. RIP Patrice

[@juniorhernandez3347]

@@dvon1097He actually was in a few Sunday night Heat segments with Chyna (after her mamacita run) I found it by surprise the day before my birthday. 11/29/2000 or 10/29/2000 Sunday night heat if you wanna see it yourself.

[@eamoncondon3816]

On Ten Ways He & Paul Heyman ARE Similar And Different*****

[@ktd522]

YES. Please change the title to this. It's hurting my brain.

[@Koop85]

@@ktd522 same

[@andycain4351]

Other ways, Paul and Jim are different. Mobile phones have got much smaller over the years. Paul would struggle to hit anyone with any impact with a modern mobile phone. Tennis rackets however still whack quite a punch.

[@Dartingleopard]

It depends, those big screen iPhone maxes have a big ol' battery and a metal body, so one of those could do some damage. Just have to be careful to not have the screen break in the process so you don't get glass shards flying, and thus a shoot injury.

[@ModernDayRenaissanceMan]

Good to thank you from here all over Slovenia for to listen to Jim! You is the bestest! We haves the most loves with you!

[@petebagwell6666]

Ecw in a nutshell, sabu is angry, rvd is cool, sandman is drunk, Tommy dreamers getting cheated on

[@Am0ment0fB]

What about the Duh Duh Duh Dudleys? Ha.

[@Hillthugsta]

Taz is angry.* Sabu hates tables.

[@petebagwell6666]

@@Hillthugsta you are right

[@petebagwell6666]

@@Am0ment0fB Dudleys hate each other

[@Am0ment0fB]

@@petebagwell6666 fine. Bring in Spike! Ha.

[@KayFabe87]

They also both started out in the business as ringside photographers.

[@jordanangivino9596]

This article was clearly written by the "did you know your car's warranty has expired" guy and then dropped into Google translate without any editing done by an English speaking person.

[@maxfrost5016]

Heyman's ECW gave us badass cool heels, as opposed to the all too typical, tired "chickenchit" ineffectual variety. '95-'96, it's peak, it was GREAT! Re-ignited my love for pro wrestling. Funk, Cactus, Guerrero, Malenko, Mysterio, etc, etc. A lot of hallowed names appeared at the ECW arena during that time (Austin, Dr. Death, Gordy, The Steiners, Pillman). So much more than "smoke and mirrors".

[@cesarpac3723]

ECW didn’t give us that, most of those guys passed through ECW and were able to work on their characters. Most of those guys became made in wcw or wwf, yes Heyman provided an alternative but by no means did he create those characters. Those wrestlers were all responsible for their own success not Heyman.

[@happytomakeyousick4172]

@@cesarpac3723 lol sure. Yes that's why so many guys call themselves Heyman guys. Without ecw you don't get the attitude era. Paul was more influential to wrestling then cornette is

[@cesarpac3723]

@@happytomakeyousick4172 that’s a recent thing, back in the day no one called themselves that. Truth is ecw was kinda shitty, some of the guys did pass by there on their way to the wwf but ecw was never a successful organization.

[@imdikonps4396]

Not all Shane would be almost of old school mixed with the modern product at the time and corino was bad ass just a chicks hit heel that could get heat especially with the hardore wcw audience and probibly my 2 favorite heels in all of ecw

[@imdikonps4396]

@@cesarpac3723 yes talents like sandman, sabu , taz, raven, shane douglous and new jack were more talents made by Heyman, but funk, foley, austin funk, dr death was already a star and foley and Austin really didnt do much in ecw aside from promos for the most part the best thing I can say about haymen is he certain can hide a wrestlers flaws and show their strengths in their talent

[@spinnerzsaipan]

Jim Cornette is one of The Mount Rushmore of best wrestling managers in the wrestling industry.

[@popeluigi]

Jim Cornette, Bobby Heenan, Ted DiBiase, Paul Heyman imo

[@tsb7911]

@@popeluigi My opinion is Jim Cornette, Freddie Blassie, Sonny King, Bobby Heenan

[@jamaalmoses8821]

Heenan,Cornette,Jimmy Hart & Sherri.

[@nick0potamus]

Man you gotta give credit where it's due. I didn't even realize they were doing a keeps commercial for the first twenty seconds or so.

[@AcolyteofNightbreed]

I spit my coffee out when he said that "mashing minjes" line! Classic!

[@thelastmotel]

minges*

[@timtate4105]

I love it when they read articles

[@woodwwad]

Jim is completely wrong about VA. We had ECW here since '94 and people loved it - it was hugely popular. And people liked the risky angles.

[@shastaandspaghetti83]

Exactly I was thinking the same thing

[@Hillthugsta]

Yep. The good ole PEN TV days when ECW came on at midnight followed by random 'Japanimation'.

[@tapockesci1171]

not to mention when Dreamer showed up in Memphis to attack Lawler he was cheered even though he was attacking the hometown hero. Cornette underratesjust how popular ECW was

[@RevDooDatt]

Thank you ! Came here to say this !

[@EnergyFitnessCX]

Bruce Prichard said in his podcast “Cornette is a country version of Heyman and Heyman is a sophisticated Cornette.”

[@JM1993951]

I love JR and Lawler together but I really enjoyed Heyman on commentary in 2001. He was so good I didn’t even miss Lawler, to be honest.

[@Psydank]

In my opinion, JR and Heyman were a better commentating team than JR and Lawler

[@tw475]

I remember clearly his first night. it was the same night, they did the thing on Raw where Vince had Trish strip. Paul said hey mom I'm in Washington and I'm going to see Bush.

[@brandonhendrix7223]

Well, in all fairness, unlike JR and Lawler, Heyman and Ross had already had some chemistry/experience together since they announced together in WCW '90-'91 and had known each other for years.

[@ModernDayRenaissanceMan]

Lawler is too immature. I love the Ventura/Heenan types. That's why Heyman/Macho Man & other's will always be ranked higher. I don't mind Lawler. He was great during the era of puppies. However he kept his job too long. There is a time and place for him.

[@goodday2760]

@@ModernDayRenaissanceMan Continuing on and standing against positive change is culpable. Doing that when things are falling apart like Lawler and Taker is laudable.

[@paulellington1505]

This was just hilarious. I love it when poor Brian has to try to interpret questions and such from people who are shall we say "grammatically challenged" because you can almost his brain screaming when that happens.

[@imright6340]

Ohh poor brian huh. Idgaf bout Brian. His voice ruins this whole channel.

[@hoozle]

It's almost like he's translating into English sometimes 😂

[@ronnycrypto8986]

Lol way to make a point. "...you can almost his brain screaming"

[@jmnyc212]

The fact that the videos title reflects this is pretty hilarious.

[@chriszaa2309]

thats your common liberal they think they are perfect but god forbid they make a mistake don't dare criticize or judge them

[@thomashenley1903]

I've been watching SMW and ECW when Paul took the book. SMW had better wrestling and production, while ECW had unpredictability where anything could happen. Both were great in their own rights

[@Cobralalalala]

"The past of Jim Cornette saw him used to have a close relationship with Vince McMahon..." Was that dude getting paid by the word?!

[@chubbycatfish4573]

The whole edgy/attitude pulling back the curtain thing may have ultimately destroyed the business, but man it was a wild ride while it lasted.

[@goodday2760]

Because it didn't.

[@teateateasider]

Almost blew snot when Jim said mashing minges, what a lad!

[@Thecallmemisterajp]

I’ll throw some astrology in the mix, since I was shocked that after all the comparisons going back to the Midnights stuff, their birthdays ended up being only like a few days apart. The amount of parallels between Jim and Paul are amazing.

[@imdikonps4396]

They are both Virgos lol

[@SHAKHIR2Super]

"The women are there to stab men in the back just like they are in real life and cause conflict." Priceless.

[@sirnetflix7162]

I think things like the Van Daminator and Van Terminator are great wrestling moves. RVD never abused either move to the point where it became irrelevant. It was always used to set uo the finish or was the finish itself. Technically, Heyman had nothing to do with those moves. RVD came up with that on his own, Heyman just stole it and gave it to Shane Mcmahon.

[@jules8876]

The Van Daminator was legit the coolest thing I had ever seen in wrestling when I saw it for the first time on Smackdown or RAW. It looked CRAZY good.

[@higler.]

Hyeman didn't steal the move lmao Shane's the one who did it and he was a big ECW fan so he def knew it was RVD's move. Shane did the move, he stole it.

[@sirnetflix7162]

@@higler. RVD said himself that Paul told Shane of the move.

[@higler.]

@@sirnetflix7162 guess I don't know all the details

[@tw475]

the Van Terminator was awesome and the Van Daminator had some logic to it because Fonzie would throw the chair so catch it or get hit in the face with a chair what are they going to do right? then he gets it kicked in his face.

[@thomastgnome6526]

"Paul Heyman and Jim Cornette are all time greats as managers." Yep. I'd list them both right behind Bobby Heenan.

[@danielsalinas6683]

Add Gary Hart and J.J. to that list

[@cesarpac3723]

Both of these guys are great, but Heyman is more about the shock value side of things and Cornette is more traditional. I’ve gotta say that wrestling has the best personalities

[@sicsicsicker]

Honorable mention for how they are similar - Cheeseburgers!!

[@craigusselman546]

Both like their food.

[@TheLonni]

Fuck let Jim go into a restaurant with his ninja suit on and review food. I'd listen to that even

[@Coralskipper]

That article was so poorly done it almost pissed me off because you can do a good one comparing and contrasting the two. They're basically the northern and southern versions of each. Both got their starts in similar ways, both had similar career paths, and both have clashed the McMahons. There is an intelligent article to be written about this, and that article wasn't it

[@derrickwilliamsjr.7398]

When it came small guys in ECW the wrestlers I usually think of were mikey whipwreck, Little Guido from the FBI and Jerry Lynn.

[@al5306]

Rey Mysterio didn't fuck up as much as Rey Fenix does. Rey Fenix is Rey Mysterio if you ordered him from Wish.

[@executenwordusers]

Didn't Rey Mysterio kill someone with a 619 or am I wrong?

[@Dartingleopard]

​@@executenwordusersIt was cardiac arrest, which happened during the setup for the 619, the timing was just unfortunate. Rey actually missed the 619 on purpose when he noticed something was wrong.

[@executenwordusers]

@@Dartingleopard 100% wrong...on that..

[@kingmalcolm9605]

Corney cracks me up. I love his podcast. 😆

[@randyruger9063]

Malenko, Guerrero, Mysterio were in ECW for about 5 minutes. The had about as much ring time for Heyman as Gronk has in WWE lol.

[@tw475]

Malenko was there for a bit. he was there before ecw split from the nwa in 94 and stayed until 95. Rey and Eddie both probably weren't there over a few months.

[@richardcooper231]

These guys need a podcast, it would be great. You would think Corny would hate Paul, but he seems to respect him.

[@kyleharrison713]

Jim- "Slicker than 'come' on a gold tooth.".. where does he come up with these phrases??? lmao

[@Luke.S2099]

'I'll take em' both, I'm hardcore' Classic.

[@davey3884]

You spelled "mark" wrong

[@mrwednesdaynight]

No one did romance and wrestling like Tenryu did.

[@gmoneydolla8758]

this comment needs more likes

[@madbrowniac7871]

Just before his classic 1979 "Battle of The Nature Boys" with Ric Flair in NWA JCP MidAtlantic, Buddy Rogers quickly toured NWA Florida for Eddie Graham. One of his few opponents there was the young Japanese Pro Wrestler named Tenyru.🤔🎤🍊🌊☀️🌴🐴💎🤼‍♂️B.W.

[@MADGUNSMONSTER]

Something made me go watch some classic Road Warriors this morning and man, HAWK was always at full vein pop, my gosh that man spoke hard AF.

[@SecretGerms]

are, not “is”.

[@troystaunton254]

39:20 finally someone described grunge as what it actually was.

[@d-mo733]

Some of the GREATEST musicians of All-Time came out of that messy scene tho!

[@socialistbatman1211]

Grunge is now my dad’s rock music...

[@doylemurphy152]

Bill Watts did have Missy Hyatt leave John Tatum for Eddie Gilbert.

[@kacebox174]

Dark Side of the Ring: The Past of Jim Cornette

[@ryan4372]

At 26 mins about Paul Heyman & Cornette having the same enemies and being the same back stage.. no chance. They couldn't be more different.. Heymans issue come from being two faced, backstabbing and or lying whereas Cornettes is usually being over truthful and or tied to his vision, in a sense. No one (from all the autobiographies and shoots I've watched/read, has called Jim two faced or betrayed etc (not including that dweeb Russo), but Heyman has a line of people saying he done them over.. lol Dumb comparison.

[@thaboyshawn5911]

Bruce Prichard called Jim Cornette a sophisticated southern Paul Heyman in an interview with Jim and Brian on Arcadian Vanguard channel

[@chazgirl6186]

I have never seen Paul without a baseball cap on

[@robertreams1231]

I cannot believe the number of people commenting on the bad grammar and use of words while at the same time using bad grammar and bad use of words in their comments.

[@CmdrUD87]

I think the Sportster is from Quebec- including the French speaking parts

[@garyhen1707]

Damn Travis, that is some great smoke art, looks hard to pull off the accuracy. Can I get you to draw up some cool artwork for a tattoo?

[@1983jcheat]

That sexual deviant stuff is Northeast culture bro. We love that here in Jersey, Phila and NY. Atlantic city loves all that drama.

[@CharlesKhan]

I forget who said it, but somebody like a JR or Bruce Pritchard said Jim Cornette and Paul Heymen were the same guy. That Jim was the country version and Paul was the city version and that was the difference.

[@ChrisWoollett]

So far nothing on Jim Cornette's and Brian Last discussing Jimmy Rave's death this month. Also, yesterday, former WWE and FMW star Corporal Kirchner (Mike Penzel, aka Leatherface/Super Leather) has passed away at the age of 64. One notable moment from Penzel’s WWE career was the WrestleMania 2 Flag Match win over WWE Hall of Famer Nikolai Volkoff, which took place during the Rosemont Horizon portion of the show.

[@maddogsportzjh]

Give it time…

[@OongTheLastAirbender]

so?

[@madbrowniac7871]

Both gone now sadly enough. For the jovial side of a couple of late greats "Mean" Gene Okerlund gives up Mic Time to Nikolai Volkoff who serenades one and all with his version of Don Ho's "Tiny Bubbles." Okerlund's reaction is more nearly like Ole's would be, which gets Volkoff tickled where he looks and sounds like Kevin Owens's uncle!😂🤣😂🎤🍷🤼‍♂️B.W.

[@TheMuddFishh]

Btw correct grammar would be "Ten Ways He & Paul Heyman *Are* Similar and Different". Just out here doin Corny's work.

[@TheTopTurnchuckle]

Editor’s note: “The personality of Brian Last sees conflict being averse to burgers with extra cheese”

[@intense_pickle]

"My hands are clean" Wait, didn't you technically book the screwjob? :P haha, just kiddin Jim, that moment changed history at least right?

[@Sykersomatic]

Cornette is a Kubrick, not a Spielberg. "Do it again, do it right, and stop fucking up. We'll be here all night if we gotta."

[@SHAKHIR2Super]

Candido was 5'6"??? No wonder Sunny did what she did; poor guy couldn't see the real Sun from that height.

[@owenmccluskey5943]

Haymen pushed, Whipwreck, Tajiri, and Guido on ECW, along with Rey Mysterio and Chavo Gurrero when he was booker for smackdown from late 02-03, Jim wouldnt bat an eye at them

[@soulserrated]

I wish Jim would do a live version of this show.

[@jetleeroy33]

Agreed...I'd love to see the video of their reactions as opposed to only audio. However, I heard Brian is very private and doesn't want his face out there. Regardless, they could just have Brian's audio and Jim could do audio/video.

[@agdabossman]

Brandi Rhodes is the best women's wrestler on the planet!

[@KRSStudios]

You wanna put that on a stack of comments?

[@RainmakerXBooty]

she's hot but still has go away heat. Amazing how bad the Rhodes family is

[@ichneumon2776]

She is far from it but I would still love to get a stinkface from her. (Sorry Cody)

[@jeffmac9642]

Brandi is running AEW , Paul is managing Brock and Jim is fighting spectrum cable on KZbin

[@nickhughes8179]

@@jeffmac9642 her power was curbed along with the EVPs. Its all Tony Khan and Q.T. Marshall doing the writing and running the promotion.

[@jasonjimerson7046]

This article is both misleading and a hit piece. It said 10 things similar and different... thinking it has 2 lists of ten, ten things alike and ten things different. Also, after hearing how wonderfully worded some of these sentences are put together in the article, English is either the second language used by the author, or the second language used by the editor.

[@drml8224]

The writer and editor are American. America has a high rate of gramatically challenged people which is why top sites don't hire American writers, example would be the title of this particular video written by Brian Last "He & Paul Heyman Is Similar & Different". People who have English as a second language are more proficient.

[@Mynameismvd]

You completely overlooked Little Guido 😂 but who doesn't?

[@PJErvin]

I’m 5’9” and I do!

[@tw475]

he wasn't really pushed hard. the fbi won the tag titles and the last two years or so of ecw with him, Super Crazy and Tajiri having the triple threat series was good.

[@seanmakesnoise8413]

Hahahaha shout out to my country’s little neighbor, the Isle of Man!

[@erebustheslackerrr]

The boy in me was like corny that’s ignorant but the man in me was like damn right

[@SHAKHIR2Super]

That Lana Lashley stuff made Lashley must-see tv. Otherwise, he looks like prime wagyu beef but tastes like a generic burger; his stage presence is just not there and it's hard to tell if it's booking or him or all of the above.

[@LoboLocoX]

Taz was only 5'9 probably shorter but he didn't look out of place against a big guy like Bam Bam Bigelow.

[@dvon1097]

Its because he had size! Theres a big difference between a 5’9 guy with muscle and solid mass than 5’9 pencil twigs

[@BearmanBob]

I wanna see what Jim thinks about Danhausen getting over at AEW without even being signed yet

[@fnyourmom3064]

I assume he understands it, may not be a huge fan of him but I can’t imagine he’s going to completely bury him when he’s got a legitimate connection to his fans with a gimmick he puts a lot of effort into

[@natebaxter9551]

@@fnyourmom3064 he's already said he likes him but never wants to see him wrestle.

[@BearmanBob]

@@fnyourmom3064 yeah he gets. Check out the danhausen cornette cameo episode

[@imright6340]

I DON'T WANNA see him there. Fk man!!

[@nickhughes8179]

If you're going to do an oddball gimmick, you may as well GimmickHausen it up.

[@marknadratowski5728]

Donna doesn't know what she's missing.

[@IamMrLebanon]

Not that long ago, in one of the interviews John Cena did with Chris Van Vliet, I remember him saying that WWE promos where not what most people thought they were and that they were indeed mostly bullet points. I don’t remember if he mentioned it that wwe for everyone. Maybe that was true for Cena and John didn’t know about everyone else’s promo format.

[@HuwhyteMan]

".....mashing minges with each other and all this shit...." I'm over here cryin 🤣🤣🤣

[@tinfoilhat3268]

That smooth product placement had me fucking dying

[@mrbadguysan]

The funny thing about all this is that, between Corny and Heyman, Corny is the actual sex-crazed freak; but you'd never know it from the programming.

[@craigusselman546]

Paul e is always in love triangles Roman Reigns and Brock kissing fatback etc...:)

[@emigrant1510]

As someone who wants to be a writer one day, I'm genuinely in awe at the fact that honest-to-God articles are published with wack-ass wording like this 11:42

[@GlorifiedTruth]

Entertaining, as always, but it's odd to see Jim and Brian spending 45 minutes responding to a site that isn't even written in literate English. This segment got me curious to poking around the Sportster site, and I couldn't have graduated from high school if I ever wrote like those guys.

[@ethanbradley2089]

Another way their different: Heyman sounds more like Brian Last.

[@socalkylex]

Had to rewind and make sure I heard what I thought I heard, and yup, he said “Mashing minges” lol

[@210Dinero]

Dean Malinko and Chris Candido were 5’6’’? I could’ve been a wrestler smh

[@mma9869]

I think candido might've been 5'8

[@joepadgett6683]

Heyman turned Tazz (who is not very tall) into a bad ass.

[@upthebracket26]

how did Slovenia get dragged into this??

[@acidtwin]

"Mashing Minges", what a classic lol.

[@tripvic7629]

Finn Balor as a smaller guy Paul loves

[@danielburger1775]

Cornette loves the leprechaun too.

[@sebastianb.3978]

@@danielburger1775 That Leprechaun hast more abs than this entire Community, so He geht's a Pass I guess xD

[@bradpaton3927]

"Mashing Ninjas" should be the title of Asian HLA.LMAO

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Minges not ninjas.

[@9262XYZ]

Who wrote this title? I feel like Brian trying to read this. But in this instance, what I'm reading actually is poorly worded.

[@michaelbrown297]

I was gonna correct the grammar of the title before I realised it was a bit in and of itself!

[@Danny-xm1pe]

Alright, now let's do one for ways that Cornette and Russo are similar. I'll start: #1: They are both against having wrestlers memorize scripts for their promos.

[@dvon1097]

2. Both are 60 years old and still hate eachother like little school girls on the playground

[@dant7072]

They both hate AEW

[@TheHeckler85]

I live in Louisville and ECW was definitely shown here lol

[@mrwednesdaynight]

Can I get a job writing for The Sportster? I literally couldn't do worse than the writer of this article. This guy writes like he is drunk off his ass.

[@tobiasfarragut292]

Or in Week 6 of ESL

[@Am0ment0fB]

You forgot the quotation marks and it's "couldn't do any worse". Ha.

[@mrwednesdaynight]

@@Am0ment0fB why would that need to be in quation marks? I'm not quoting anyone or being ironic. I suppose I appreciate the inclusion of the word any. I find it funny that this off handed remark on a KZbin video has more editorial oversight than The Sportster.

[@Am0ment0fB]

@@mrwednesdaynight ha. You would require the quotation marks because you are quoting what the author wrote.

[@Am0ment0fB]

@@mrwednesdaynight oh wait. I needed the quotation marks because I was quoting you. You just need the other thing to be grammatically correct. Ha.

[@pepehawking8536]

"mashing minges" lmao

[@brianroy452]

Paul pushed Cedric Alexander and buddy Murphy when he was in creative

[@takerdust]

has Paul Heyman got yelled at by Vince McMahon Sr. ?

[@KKSteele33]

Moderator nominees…Jimmy Hart, Kevin Sullivan, JR, The Rock, Steve Austin or Brian Last. Everyone of these gentlemen have total respect for Jim and Paul and wouldn’t put themselves over distracting from the gold produced by 2 of the greatest performers in history.