Nerd³ Flips A House - House Flipper - 23 May 2018

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[@HarryCochrane111]

"Matt don't start it yet" **Matt starts it at that moment**

[@TRGTACE]

Been loving House Flipper, so it's great seeing you play more! Also sorry for your loss, Dan. TB was an amazing entertainer, and I'm sure he was an amazing friend. Much love, mate! ❤️

[@BTBSOUNDS]

"Twitch has an app, watch me in bed" - Daniel "NerdCubed" Hardcastle, 2018

[@Magmafrost13]

I think the best part about a sex dungeon in a house is making the real estate agents say "sex dungeon" in that typical real estate agent voice.

[@squishybrick]

Sick nerdcubed is by far my favorite nerdcubed.. He's so chill and down-to-earth.. It's as if sickness has humbled him.

[@plowie6370]

You need to make a series on House flipper! and sorry for your loss Dan We Love you🖤

[@pale2457]

And this is how I found out John Bain had passed.

[@abdelrahmanelsherbiny5434]

Better to send that to TBs' wife on twitter

[@Sereomontis]

Can you imagine if cleaning in real life was as easy as this game? Just grab your mop and kinda wave it around in the general direction of the dirt, and a couple seconds later it's clean.

[@fostertalks2327]

9:53 The greatest reaction.

[@blueshowjumper4388]

If this helps the video starts at 3:35

[@SillyWillySandoon]

Dan just sang the words "Star Trek theme" to the Star Wars main theme, then said "that may have been stargate" I'm triggered.

[@plainname5913]

Is it me or is it relaxing watching him design a house

[@leviathann3581]

the music made me think an ice cream truck was looping my block for an hour

[@nathams42]

Dan loves Jacksepticeye...no surprises there, Jack is an amazing human being.

[@gferrol118]

I don't like alcohol, so this is the closest thing I have to help me forget about TB's death

[@DeathnoteBB]

gferrol118 Holy shit I didn't know TB died. I didn't even like the guy but I listened to him all the time from the co-optional's animated videos.

[@gferrol118]

DeathnoteBB yeah, he died yesterday from cancer

[@DeathnoteBB]

gferrol118 Shit, my condolences to his friends and family.

[@xomm]

Don't forget. Keep and cherish his memory. It's the least we can do for him.

[@poohssmartbrother1146]

holy shit balls. i didn't see that coming. hopefully his work will gain appreciation and value like most great artists

[@CosiestCord2]

well now I'm addicted to this game thanks Dan after being buying and playing it for two hours

[@devon5714]

"I have a very strong bush" - Nerd3 2k18

[@jordansaies8109]

Ya didn't do the damn completes Dan!!

[@gferrol118]

It'll happen after the ship community let's play

[@knockoffterminator2718]

If life was this easy I would be chucking mops and brooms at everything

[@Nemodeus]

I think one of my favorite things about this game is how disturbingly off the prices are on almost everything.

[@DovahDeathPunch]

Kevin Johnston you can buy freaking weapons in there for less than 100... 😂😂

[@Nemodeus]

Dovahkiin007 I've seen (in this game) beds for around $80, cans of paint for 10-something, really nice flooring for much less than it would cost you even if you installed it yourself, good sized flat screens for, what, $500? Entire computers for less than that. It's like they literally made the assets and we're like "Hey, you know, maybe we should take a look at what this stuff actually costs and price it based on that?" "Nah, it'll be fine, no one ever checks the prices anyway."

[@tac6557]

I bought a .38 Revolver for 400$. THATS CHEAP. An AR Style rifle would be near a grand without Optics and a grip. Guns are fucking expensive. A Remmington 870 Shotgun, costs 1500$, and a Desert .50 AE is about 5 Grand. And the ammo for the gun isnt cheap etheir. 50 AE Ammo is near a dollar a bullet. You shoot 10 rounds, your spending 10 dollars.

[@Nemodeus]

Tax Tic I rest my case.

[@gferrol118]

It's weird not hearing Rebecca on a stream

[@zacharyhenderson2902]

gferrol118 I kind of like it.

[@TheViciousVince]

i love it as well. sometimes i think its a bit distracting with her in between all the time. a mix of both would be nice ! sometime some dan-time is refreshing since im missing his long series here on youtube

[@Xenotric]

the table poo can't be sex stuff... theres no glitter!

[@JoshuanadonVG]

Um... Is it just me or is the "pink" in his bathroom just a slightly washed out orange?

[@jamessawyer9816]

42:00 scared my puppy 😂

[@probablyalex]

Thank you Matt for the intro

[@fishpop]

The bright lights Dan used in the house reminded me of Clarkson's "Minature Sun" from the "Use-Pick-Up-Trucks-To-Retreive-Hammond-From-Atop-A-Mountain" challange.

[@ediblexbox8652]

Great refrence

[@HobLobbington]

The battlefield series goes like this: 1. Battlefield 1942 2. Battlefield Vietnam 3. Battlefield 2 4. Battlefield 2142 5. Battlefield: Bad Company 6. Battlefield 1943 7. Battlefield: Bad Company 2 8. Battlefield 3 9. Battlefield 4 10. Battlefield: Hardline 11. Battlefield 1 12. Battlefield V Battlefield 1942 came out in 2002, 2 days before I became 2. I still played the everloving fuck out of it. The later games, not so much. I haven't actually played Battlefield 1, nor will I play Battlefield V, because NONE OF THEM HOLD UP TO 1942, DAMMIT. THERE WERE ACTUAL FUCKING SUBMARINES.

[@thomaskirkness-little5809]

I loved Bf 1942 and its expansions when it was new. I used to hammer on the keyboard in time with the loading music. I skipped Vietnam. I loved Bf 2. I expected Bf 2142 to be the greatest game of all time. I was very disappointed. The only other one I played is Bf 1, which is ok, but not very interesting. But seriously, these guys need to learn to count.

[@lindabork6542]

W-why?

[@redmenace3786]

bad company 2 was really good imo

[@goongamer123]

Liked at the mention of Jays return! :D

[@bradpeart4819]

Thank you for playing more of this game

[@samuelbazinet7181]

Goddammit Matt, screwed up already

[@neb1006]

RIP tb :(

[@sterby1]

It was recorded 2 days ago

[@snakefan112]

Cooking with the 3rd Street saints

[@billy5310]

Wouldn’t it be funny if he broke a load Bering wall and the house collapsed

[@gritz5475]

So happy I watched this. I managed to catch that just cause 3 sale!

[@SuperSonicBlur]

So I have a headcannon that our character is the one who's destroying all these houses so they can profit off buying and repairing them.

[@jerrodp3572]

I keep missing streams. Do they happen on a schedule or just whenever he feels like streaming

[@sirunknown2142]

sevendoubletwo whenever he can

[@AshleyLarkin]

Omg just imagined house flipper VR

[@SegginsProductions]

Ashley Doe Larkin [BSI] that would be an instant buy from me!

[@dylanhardy2139]

that needs to be a thing right now!!!!

[@The_Unholy_Nerd]

I love that Dan recognises JackSepticeye. I wondered for years if they knew each other and now I finally know.

[@Tom-se1em]

Jonathan Rowe Yeah Sean’s a fan of Dan’s. That’s why Jack always plays the same random games that Dan does right afterwards.

[@keaganknapp2237]

Someone should clip that part when Dan was talking about Sean and send it to him, he would probably like that

[@SegginsProductions]

Jonathan Rowe also Dan has talked about how back in the day they were planning to do a collab, but by the time they could have done it Sean was kind of out of dans "league" because he had grown so quickly so it hasn't, and probably will never happen now. :(

[@FranciumBoron]

A carpeted bathroom would be a horrible idea. Instead, just have carpet rugs all over the bathroom. You could easily dispose of/clean them as necessary.

[@TheJigglyJO]

you’ve never seen a carpeted bathroom?? i thought every grandma in the world had one

[@FranciumBoron]

@@TheJigglyJO I'm glad I've never seen one.

[@122-g8k]

In my head i instantly thought sex dungeon

[@gferrol118]

I wish I could play this game but my computer could definitely not run this

[@sammythekidd1090]

When are you doing the completes?

[@TwistedCyclonix]

Gs Gaming in one of his recent streams he said there would be no completes but instead he would stream it.

[@zomboid3445]

"Toilets are glorified funnels"

[@RainMakeR_Workshop]

Huh, I find it odd that Nerd and Jack haven't done a collab since Jack has openly said in a vid that he loves Nerd and did try to contact him for a collab but got no response and in this vid Nerd says he likes Jack and would do a collab.

[@LemonNinja900]

JACK WHO?

[@viggonat]

LemonNinja900 jacksepticeye

[@ellogovna6223]

vignater in what vids i don't remember seeing either of them saying that

[@iroc4118]

Sonic Mania has spoken.

[@derpyturtle3631]

IROC more like squeegee mania

[@rileyharrison9747]

Is this gonna be a nerdcubed completes ?!?!?

[@sorio99]

Happy to help! Just keep making great content!

[@UniqueVex]

Can't wait for this game to come out on VR.

[@dylanhardy2139]

The house is pretty much hot black desiatos stunt ship for disaster areas performance on kakrafoon p.s If you get this reference you are awesome

[@richardhussar2521]

Was he ever resuscitated? :D

[@dylanhardy2139]

richard hussar I'm not shire probably he was only supposed to be dead for a year(for legal reasons )

[@TheGodAnubis]

Can we please have a series on this!?!?!?!?

[@gferrol118]

He said he's gonna do one on the 2 story house

[@nope110]

dan im waiting on that series

[@keilarbijec5288]

I have f.lux and when he entered the bathroom in the boring house and held his breath my screen started getting more brown

[@joeyscerbo7776]

Alcifer Bijec What’s “f.lux?”

[@tylerburney8576]

Joey Corley It’s a program that turns your screen orange at night to be easier on the eyes

[@zweb262]

Why are all of the outlets upside down? it should have the small hole on the bottom of the plugs, not the top.

[@squee30000]

I better see that completes series in like a week!

[@SegginsProductions]

Dan needs to use the countdown timer music when he's waiting for people to vote!

[@geekchris105]

I wonder when the completes will be...

[@TwistedCyclonix]

geekchris105 in one of his recent streams he said there would be no completes but instead he would stream it.

[@SmolYui]

KEEP IT UP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

[@AikaAnno]

The sex dungeon scares me

[@AnomalousZoologist]

God Dan it man, I can't stop laughing at the dungeon XD

[@gferrol118]

Man, that basement is surprising bright even though there's no windows or lights

[@jochi8874]

Ah the rise of sorio99

[@jimjob1056]

Dan you should do a dungeon keeper stream at some point.

[@turtlezeus1610]

Where dan makes the world's biggest vibrator

[@PrinceLeviathan]

Agent Beats was hard as a kid. Could call that House Mirror's Edge

[@726-g7c]

please play this game more!!

[@jaywadd316]

this is one way to distract myself from a broken wrist

[@waffleman906]

how long did it take to type this

[@jaywadd316]

about 20 minutes because I was concerned people would say I'm faking it but what I've been through and am still going through is horrible and keeping myself going is all I can do whilst recovering and rehabilitating it

[@waffleman906]

huh. well hope you heal quick and efficiently

[@SourGummiWyrm69]

was it your dominant wrist

[@jaywadd316]

yep

[@luck-e42]

A thought: How about playing Graveyard Keeper? The alpha is out for PC and the release date is August 15th. It is a lot of fun to play so far. I'd love to watch you stream it some time.

[@SeanKlingeMusic]

he didnt get the free dlc?

[@shotgotit_]

Soon(tm.)

[@petethedogiscool5926]

This reminds me of that new Death Grips song

[@kenmorashade7943]

seeing as there was a tone of blood, i think this was a murder hows.

[@l0rf]

So this is what the Mason family did before joining the Red Faction on Mars.

[@Rateus_Johanson]

The DS9 slow intro music is my favourite of all the Star Trek Intros. It's really stirring. Ooh Star Trek VR with Tom as well? Awesome! So much to look forwards to :-) Oh man, that optician's impression bring back horrible memories of when mine was very heavily pregnant. Too close! Didn't want to have that pressed against me. The glossyness of balls depends very much on the recency of physical exertion... "This is another toilet in case the other one is full" Do you mean the room or the actual toilet? Eurh...

[@SP33D321]

is it just me or is dan really quiet in this

[@lewispayne4725]

You're right I think it's because it's super late for him and he's tired/ill

[@PaulYourGuide]

It's because Rebbeca is sleeping he says that in the beginning of the stream.

[@hexane360]

It's like 40% asmr

[@breachtones]

Wait. Dan has IBS

[@Azeria]

Charles yeah he goes into a lot of details about such things in the patreon podcast

[@tomkenning5482]

Azeria 'the shit report'

[@davidp.8854]

Hello procrastinators!

[@liamc7070]

Today We're going to be playing... house flipper

[@FranciumBoron]

"🎵It don't matter if you're black or white!🎵...so I'm gonna pick the brown one!"

[@littlelarvitar667]

Oh yea I watched a video of beat sabre fire and the flames I would beak every bone in my body attempting that

[@littlelarvitar667]

And pull every muscle

[@nope110]

most of it wasnt too bad

[@littlelarvitar667]

NOPE I know it looked amazing

[@FranciumBoron]

Beep, beep, I'm a sheep? More like beep, beep, I'm a Jeep.

[@GameHub561]

As tiring as i can be here have the document of independence.

[@littlelarvitar667]

Crap we missed out on a hello pacrastinaters (I can't spell) Awww I miss that

[@blaze5032]

procrastinators ;)

[@littlelarvitar667]

Blaze thank you

[@acephantom903]

Reginald from the IT crowd would be proud of this house.

[@jaded_ghoul]

Does anyone else think that Dan (or someone else) will make the s*x dungeon into a 50 shades of grey meme?

[@TheBitzii]

WHY WONT YOU COLLAB WITH JACK. I could die happily then. Because I just wanna see your really weird personalities clash in some game. It would be SO GOOD. The Loud and the Nerd.

[@TheBitzii]

FlakeyJakey jacksepticeye. Although Jacksfilms would be funny.

[@beethreefour]

Why would he collab with somebody he’s acquaintances at best with?

[@TheBitzii]

Because showing support but showing that he likes that person is good. By offering people a wider world to view by showing off other people he likes is good. Am I incorrect in that? Showing who he likes helps people see what he likes

[@beethreefour]

BlitzenGUI you're not wrong, but at the same time Dan has always only collabed with people he is friends with. it would be very out of character for him to collab with Jack. I'm not saying he can't or shouldn't, just that it's unlikely

[@TheBitzii]

It is unlikely, but he did say that he liked Jack. Talked about how there needs to be more people on youtube like him. So, perhaps in the future they could be friends. Dan is an enigma.

[@knockoffterminator2718]

Are you my mummy?

[@dylanhardy2139]

yes

[@codyjackalope8464]

No. Run along little ghoul

[@TheJigglyJO]

This shit continues to hit

[@jamessawyer9816]

If it was sonic, we could’ve had a great series on our hands

[@charlie7250g]

Hello

[@jochi8874]

How do you get shit on a table? Clearly dan hasn’t been to w good party

[@deantheboss5872]

asmr with nerdcubed XD

[@thenotoriousdig610]

My problem with this game is that the trailer on steam is completely different from the finished product, but Dan seems to ignore this

[@VoidSixx]

Why are you watching the trailer to see what the game is like? People should know by now not to trust trailers.

[@DovahDeathPunch]

Its not even a finished game... its still in beta

[@wyatt2437]

the game and the trailer are fairly similar. i just watched the trailer myself. and the game isnt in beta lmao. my assumption is that you are playing some old pirated version of the game

[@thenotoriousdig610]

Wyatt English absolutely not, I don’t pirate games. Look at the demolition in the trailer, that’s the key part I think you can agree looks way better than in game

[@followsthenight]

We love you

[@rubenedigia1783]

New name

[@AmbblyPuff]

I've heard in England you guys charge by the liter in gasoline not by the gallon, I'm just curious to know why that is, cus you must pay double what America does for gas if that's the case, the average price for a gallon in America is around $3.00

[@jamesstonestreet781]

AmbalyPuff it's like 1.90 or something per litre here

[@TheTut768]

The main reason it is so much more expensive here is because it is taxed very highly as they are trying to get people to move away from cars and go to public transport a bit more to lower carbon emissions.

[@AmbblyPuff]

Human Level 1 hm so if there's almost 4 liters in a gallon & a liter is $1.90 so y'all are paying a lot for a gallon, why do y'all go by liters & not gallons though?

[@AmbblyPuff]

& I wouldn't be able to do all those damn roundabouts lol, that shit is so confusing, I see them everywhere on motovlogs & road rage videos

[@Kaiimei]

The better question is why does America use gallons? Most countries use liters.

[@FranciumBoron]

2:50 ASMR³

[@bimmer-elo]

I was there for the stream on twitch

[@HoldMyFaith]

The human robot 72 cool? Ok?

[@fluffyserbian6115]

2

[@moviepenguin]

goddammit matt!

[@matthew5386]

How much is a twiddly

[@neurotic7522]

1000 twidlies is i think $10 USD

[@heimskr2881]

100 twiddlies is $1 USD 10 twiddlies is $0.10 USD 1 twiddly is $.0.01 USD

[@MetaDecker]

Gas stations will now have "take a twiddly, leave a twiddly" dishes at the counter

[@matthew5386]

Neurotic GoDz thank you

[@matthew5386]

Radicrash thank you very much

[@MiniWheats0326]

YES MORE

[@happykiller14]

What the hack are twidlies?

[@conorfry2227]

happykiller14 They are bits

[@DasOmen02]

Wait SOMEONE GAVE OUT LIKE 70K BITS? HOLY SHIT

[@dylanhardy2139]

bitz

[@operationmonkeyman8259]

what are bits

[@Visurient]

a way of twitch donations. You buy bits/twidlies, then you give certain amounts out to whatever streamer that you would like