Nerd³ Redecorates A Crack Den - House Flipper

[@ZyonAytkyn]

Interior Decorator - "How should we paint the house?" Dan - "Have you ever played mirrors edge?"

[@ValTheGnat]

Interior Decorator - “We can’t do that though, they could sue us for copyright infringement” Dan - “Orange.”

[@RichardCox0]

suspicious footprints start appearing around on the house walls but only on the orange surfaces

[@Rowcan]

Today I've learned Nerd loves: -Sliding Doors -Ikea Cabinets -The color scheme of Valve developer textures.

[@pale2457]

NickP61494 especially the orange tiles that took me right back.

[@doohanmurphy8974]

That awkward moment when you've played mirror's edge so much it starts to subliminally dictate your style of house colour

[@elijah4666]

I think you've unconsciously gone for a mirrors edge look

[@DoodDC1]

Not only do we need Dan to do a completes series of this - This game needs a multiplayer that the podcats crew can play. Jon, Matt and Dan arguing over interior designing is something I need more than anything in my life

[@mitchelwhite7768]

Having watched their 8 hour desert bus video I second this idea. The banter would be legendary.

[@Mexzan]

4 years later and I still wish for this

[@timothyheller4599]

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[@IronLucario2012]

Someone else: "What should we do for the decorations?" Dan: "How about Mirror's Edge style, but with Aperture Science's colour scheme?"

[@wakeburns]

So I showed my dad this. He designs and builds houses. Including appraising. He told me to tell you to never design a house again. Ever.

[@Rowcan]

Bahahahaha, that's great. "Hey, Dad, check this out! It's a game about flipping homes!" *disappointed silence*

[@benmackey3028]

Your dad is wrong

[@isaacevilman7586]

I mean, I took a civil engineering and architecture course because it was part of the engineering program at my high school, and I concur with your dad. The kitchen is the worst offender in my opinion. It’s not in any way near the bathroom, so there’s extra plumbing, it’s not near the garage, so it’s poor placement (because when you come home from the grocery store, you’re going to want the kitchen near your car), it has awful placement of the main three appliances (oven, sink, and fridge), it’s an enclosed space with no real means of exit (I mean, there are windows, but eh. Also, if the thin path between the fridge and the door is on fire, you’re pretty much fucked). That’s not even mentioning the fuckup that is that garage or that Hell of a bathroom.

[@owensmart2514]

Isaac Evilman This is r/iamverysmart material here

[@isaacevilman7586]

Nico Conejo I’m not saying my knowledge is extraordinary, but it’s at least basic. Also, I just use fancy words when I write.

[@michaelfortress3119]

He took a crack den and made it into a cocaine den! So proud of dan.

[@SuzukiHalwende]

If you're implying that he took that crack and just threw it at the ground and broke it, than I'm with you on that.

[@robertlindsay9351]

TLDW: Dan turns a typical suburban student flat into a Mirrors Edge level.

[@Loki19810310]

Needs red rainpipes

[@CCBrown92]

I am *bothered* by the bathroom being right in the middle of the home.

[@rerere284]

CCBrown92 in our house you have to walk through either the bathroom or the kitchen to get to the livingroom

[@MysteriousJojo]

Oh my god, please tell me it autosaved. Please tell me you got that money. That ending was heartbreaking if you didn’t.

[@RichardCox0]

agreed

[@aturchomicz821]

no it wasnt

[@jachughes608]

+Tri-Shake-Atops so by making a house orange means that black peoples lives get worse? Really makes ya think🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@littlelarvitar667]

Is it weird that I want a series of this now

[@mercenaryTendencies]

With the single bright color offset by white/neutral tones, I'm pretty sure Dan went to the Mirror's Edge school of design.

[@Keiran1097]

Really hope this does turn into a completes series

[@MZZE-my7hz]

you said if this has bigger houses on the full release their could be a series on it, if the full release comes with co-op as well then i think we need to see you do a group project, partly because it would be nice and partly because i want to see you and your chosen partner/partners clash on design decisions

[@aturchomicz821]

no no no no,fuck co-op Lets plays on youtube,they are the most boring things on the platform

[@yeshwantdasari2075]

atur chomicz did you not see Dans GTA Online co op with Jay? or any damn little and cubes video?

[@aturchomicz821]

yes

[@insomniplier7063]

that, my friend, is a matter of opinion.

[@restlessdreams5327]

I absolutely need a complete series of this. This one video was far more engrossing than it had any right to be.

[@theastrogamer710]

Dont let the History channel get a hold of this, they will fill it with commercials and make it a 20 season show.

[@jachughes608]

+Tri-Shake-Atops ?

[@insomniplier7063]

is this something i expected to enjoy? no! is this something i want a completes series on? yes. very much so.

[@Techni_Log]

Series? YES!

[@weareharbinger914]

I feel like dan just wants all his houses to be Mirror's Edge.

[@Grymbaldknight]

White and orange? Square tiles? Sliding doors? You've been playing too much Portal, Dan.

[@Greaseoverwatch]

*need* a completes series on this

[@ziggyzag07]

Grease no thanks

[@cartierjoaquin]

Kyle Ashley it wasn’t a question you fucktard. We NEED a full series of this

[@GeorgeFarren]

At the end, I was uncontrollably laughing, while Dan was uncontrollably crying. It was a beautiful moment.

[@galavor100]

Dan, in my opinion this was one of your best edited and put together vids ever. Pls make a completes series

[@bilbo_gamers6417]

Dan is the lead designer for fucking Aperture Science apparently.

[@RichardCox0]

Another 80 episodes of this please

[@thatguy3421]

Poor Dan. He worked so hard on this house and fell in love with his creation, to only have the game crash.

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

It wouldn't be a nerd³ video if things went as planned without chaos

[@DopeArmy]

this would be so good to stream Dan. i would watch the absolute shit out of you doing up a house for 4 hours straight while eating popcorn.

[@billyb.604]

This house screams "I love Mirror's Edge."

[@epicghandi6141]

i dont get it...

[@epicghandi6141]

nevermind, i figured it out :-)

[@Scigh-on]

he has mentioned it quite a few times

[@Catlateral]

"Who said you could be white" -Dan 2018

[@thefirkman7400]

I would LOVE a Complete Series!

[@keyblademaster9277]

Why do I want a completed series? This was really satisfying to watch and extremely funny. I feel like it would be a good ‘let’s talk’ series if people know what I mean. Surely I’m not the only one?

[@RIPToot]

Keyblade Master yep

[@keyblademaster9277]

Lol I should’ve finished the video before commenting

[@unoriginalname4426]

“Down is on or down is up?” -Dan

[@LavenderAudio]

The slideshow at the end had me crying with laughter because that is in every British home improvement TV programme ever. I hope they have that in the final game.

[@Dragon49600]

"Yes I'll do a completes series on one big house."Never in my life have I ever needed something so much and never known till I recieved it.

[@OzziBozzi]

More of this! Also... *Nerds art style is based off of a test map*

[@therudestofclouds2007]

its built out of unfinished counter-strike maps.

[@Cynical...]

Why is this 44 minutes and 52 seconds of pointlessness so God damn satisfying? It has scratched itches I didn't even know I had. Another.

[@masterdynamo6457]

44 minutes and 52 minutes...hm... I guess the proper units were too second-class... :P

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Holy shit, that was 45 minutes? It only felt like 15 minutes!

[@navywolf1753]

I had to play a game like this, except worse, for an Applied Tech class. My team made the entire house a bathroom and we sold it for $220,000.

[@SuzukiHalwende]

Must have been a nice bathroom

[@ringking7]

+1 for completes. I don't even care if it's moe than one house, I'll watch you renovate as many crack dens as you like.

[@Philadoxical]

Maybe go for a crack lab too, the re-sale value on the equipment will fund future projects and renovations.

[@markfoster6023]

34:25 "Who said you could be white?" - NerdCubed, 2018

[@jam_herobrine1642]

You should do a complete series of the entire game.... Where you dont cut each episode it's just 30-60 mins worth of video of you decorating a house which may take like 20 episodes for 1 house

[@geekwithglasses2897]

Jam_Herobrine so you're saying planet coaster but with houses instead of areas of a theme park I'm sold

[@jam_herobrine1642]

Didn't think of it that way but yeah.... But you know it's gonna take a few years to complete lets be truthfully honest here. I mean he's surely not gonna upload them in one massive go no surely not.

[@assassinxex]

Maybe a completes mixed with a challenge to become a millionaire though property development so he doesn't have to spend forever on it

[@The-Urban-Goose]

I felt so bad for you at the end

[@RichardCox0]

same holy shit

[@SpunkyMonkey]

your garage looks like a dev testing room for a source engine game.

[@wolf8550]

I will totally watch your completes of this, Dan. Make it!

[@AshaXD]

Is dan the guy who paints every level in mirrors edge?

[@thomasball5432]

Maybe?

[@beauregardevevo]

I need more of this. *I need more of this.*

[@jamesw7349]

This is one of those games that you didn’t know you needed in your life until you find it

[@ChickenOfAwesome]

Reminds me of Viscera Cleanup Detail - Utterly pointless, a huge black-hole into which all your time inevitably vanishes... but *so* satisfying.

[@jamesw7349]

Totally agree!

[@alexxoxo1371]

45 minutes of my life thats led up to dan shutting himself in a door and the game crashing

[@ryancasey9763]

alex is an idiot SPOILERS. You might as well as just spoil infinity war...

[@so_fly2001]

If Dan turns this into a completes series I will watch every episode, and enjoy every second

[@tristan6840]

“Who said you could be white” OfficialNerdCubed 2018

[@LlorracTN]

Dan’s painting style heavily influenced by Mirror’s Edge

[@ZoeBateman]

the only idea in this that stayed consistent is the car showroom idea

[@Tmccreight25Gaming]

House Flipper + Nerd3 + A Series = The greatest thing on KZbin today.

[@Toniboi]

As a random dude on the internet I question some of your design choices. I for one would've kept the crack den in its original state. Changing it hurt the houses character.

[@alexnotlando]

"Down is on or down is up?" Daniel Hardcastle - 2018

[@gferrol118]

"Who said you could be white?!" Dan 2018

[@aturchomicz821]

Nobody!

[@squelchychicken3075]

The thing that confused me the most was the fact that he had a washing machine in the bathroom

[@junglewoodjoe4380]

Squelchy Chicken Yo dawg, I heard you like to clean, So I put a washing machine in your bathroom so you can clean while you clean... What do you mean that joke is old?

[@isaacevilman7586]

Well, a lot of houses do put the washing machine in the bathroom, but yeah, that is just too small of a space to ever pull that off.

[@reodor1499]

Orange and white - the house of choice for a hardcore Mirror's Edge fan!

[@zeekrc1]

This house looks like it belongs in mirrors edge. I love it

[@snakeysnake2363]

Dan is making a mirrors edge level apparently

[@andreakosick4273]

Satiric Snake that’s what I was thinking looks exactly like everything from mirrors edge

[@cyber_dragon_123]

"How dark are we talking? -Just pictures of dead babies- No, no - that's fine!

[@TangoMang0]

The Garage looks like it was made in the Source engine with the default map editor textures.

[@redbullandspite]

Dan is literally the Gordon Ramsey interior design equivalent oh my god? I'd watch you spend hours playing this. Also, that ending? Same. Same. *mildly hysterical wheezing/sobbing/laughing in the distance*

[@antti_did_a_thing]

I second that, this was one of the funniest videos. Not just since the reboot but ever. I like the episodes where you get a peek into Dan's head and hear the hilarious inner monologue.

[@SuperAsefasef]

I see dan went to the mirrors edge school of architectural design

[@yerdasellsavon3136]

When dan done his let’s play on mirrors edge “WHITE I ONLY HAVE WHITE!!”

[@SquirtSkywalker]

complete series will be great

[@rullferen]

Yea... I'm going to need more of this

[@itsjustwolfe5525]

Great job putting ceramic tiles in a garage

[@michaelball3715]

Absolutely, 100%, yes to a complete series

[@bombocrusty4251]

You made a mirrors edge level into a house

[@MatchBreakers]

So it is basicly the most interesting part of the sims in minute detail. Awesome!

[@Philadoxical]

Just had a thought. House Flipper - Doctor Who edition. You could have a Tardis on the front door, so every time people walk in, they'll say 'it's much bigger on the inside.' Each room can be themed around a different Doctor or episode. The Sontarans could be represented by a potato themed garden.

[@rubblerage1101]

*Dan builds an IKEA Showroom.* When Dan found this home it was in a state of disrepair and an utter hell hole. And now...(Que music) He's transformed it into a lovely IKEA Showroom will accommodation for a family (Apparently).

[@oliver1355]

I've got a big project due tomorrow, should be working on it but I'm watching this, and I couldn't care because it's so relaxing. We need a series.

[@Tommytickler10]

Daniel, I’ve watched this video thrice. It’s wonderful. I would ADORE a ‘Completes’ series. Please. Please. Please. Pls.

[@ls43007]

What number is that?

[@jxsus5481]

Make this a series its absolutely hilarious and i love watching interior decorating so this is quite satisfying also good job.

[@ZziAPACHEizZ]

In this episode, Dan creates an orange creamsicle

[@Knight_Vibes]

The one wall of color reminds me so much of mirror's edge and I'm guessing you subconsciously knew that's what you were doing

[@dimondsi]

Awww I actually got attached to the house as you made it... Like I teared up a tad when you were crying at the end.

[@KAINEKROW9797]

want a full series of Dan playing this game. It was so relaxing.

[@NoMuse13]

When will NerdCubed finally give up KZbin and embrace his true dream of interior decorating?

[@keelandoherty3569]

This is the most satisfying game I've seen you play, hope you continue with it.

[@octokid13]

"Who said you could be white?" - NerdCubed 2018

[@benedictrogers1478]

Glad to see that a game exists allowing us millennials to live the dream of having some of the opportunities our parents did. (I'm not still upset about leaving university and being saddled with loans, honest)

[@aturchomicz821]

well I dont need to pay for college

[@speedfastman]

atur chomicz Filth.

[@Devious90210]

A complete series on this game; lets hope for everyone's sanity the devs' don't add bushes...

[@mehpersonguy0]

-Black, white and orange....for that true "LinusTechTips fan" look- 12/10 excellent home designing- and you've legitimately got me hooked on this game, especially after seeing your stream videos of it on here I was rather sleep deprived yesteday, but thought "oh, maybe I'll try a little bit of this game before bed" ....cut to ~7-8 hrs later, several jobs done and a new house/office for my character bought and ~60% done o.o I finally gave up and went to sleep....

[@afoxstale]

He turned a house into mirrors edge

[@NeverTooLateForJesus]

That ending was heart breaking

[@Bigboyboris3614]

34:25 everyone when Michael Jackson has his makeover

[@Leldy]

If you posted a series of this I would binge the crap out of this. Alternatively, a weekly series would be even better!

[@klepeisj1]

"Who said *you* can be white?" - Dan, April 2018

[@katebacon2465]

Please do a completes series on a big house!

[@j.silverglade4250]

Please play more of this. Maybe a series?

[@Ash-jy2sy]

I'm genuinely excited for the completes series of this

[@MrSkysenGames]

It wound up looking like a post modern sort of house. Simple look, lots of white, smooth edges... A bit unsure about that bed though. No space at the sides - do you just dive in? That said, I'd _love_ to see a Completes of this. Even if it were just one big house, I feel like it's something people need.

[@wibbywoo6176]

He needs to play it a lot and get the biggest house in the game

[@billpenrod4271]

Wait... do you not dive into your bed?

[@beepthefox]

Alternative video title "Nerd³ Gentrifies a Neighbourhood"

[@bobross8301]

12:14 “down is on or down is up?”

[@Ruri942]

@@hotdogpepper8410 pretty sure he said up

[@DicePlayer]

"Oh theres stars!" :D "Oh wait" *wipes screen* "My screen is just dirty"

[@TheLoopyZe]

I would love to see you do a series on this ! great job Dan, entertaining and grand as ever

[@singlecell2498]

I would love a complete seriess on this