Nerd³ Redecorates A Crack Den - House Flipper

I'm basically Kirstie Allsopp now.
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[@ZyonAytkyn]

Interior Decorator - "How should we paint the house?" Dan - "Have you ever played mirrors edge?"

[@jordananderson3588]

Interior Decorator - “We can’t do that though, they could sue us for copyright infringement” Dan - “Orange.”

[@RichardCox0]

suspicious footprints start appearing around on the house walls but only on the orange surfaces

[@doohanmurphy8974]

That awkward moment when you've played mirror's edge so much it starts to subliminally dictate your style of house colour

[@Rowcan]

Today I've learned Nerd loves: -Sliding Doors -Ikea Cabinets -The color scheme of Valve developer textures.

[@pale2457]

NickP61494 especially the orange tiles that took me right back.

[@elijah4666]

I think you've unconsciously gone for a mirrors edge look

[@wakeburns]

So I showed my dad this. He designs and builds houses. Including appraising. He told me to tell you to never design a house again. Ever.

[@Rowcan]

Bahahahaha, that's great. "Hey, Dad, check this out! It's a game about flipping homes!" *disappointed silence*

[@benmackey3028]

Your dad is wrong

[@isaacevilman7586]

I mean, I took a civil engineering and architecture course because it was part of the engineering program at my high school, and I concur with your dad. The kitchen is the worst offender in my opinion. It’s not in any way near the bathroom, so there’s extra plumbing, it’s not near the garage, so it’s poor placement (because when you come home from the grocery store, you’re going to want the kitchen near your car), it has awful placement of the main three appliances (oven, sink, and fridge), it’s an enclosed space with no real means of exit (I mean, there are windows, but eh. Also, if the thin path between the fridge and the door is on fire, you’re pretty much fucked). That’s not even mentioning the fuckup that is that garage or that Hell of a bathroom.

[@owensmart2514]

Isaac Evilman This is r/iamverysmart material here

[@isaacevilman7586]

Nico Conejo I’m not saying my knowledge is extraordinary, but it’s at least basic. Also, I just use fancy words when I write.

[@IronLucario2012]

Someone else: "What should we do for the decorations?" Dan: "How about Mirror's Edge style, but with Aperture Science's colour scheme?"

[@DoodDC1]

Not only do we need Dan to do a completes series of this - This game needs a multiplayer that the podcats crew can play. Jon, Matt and Dan arguing over interior designing is something I need more than anything in my life

[@mitchelwhite7768]

Having watched their 8 hour desert bus video I second this idea. The banter would be legendary.

[@Mexzan]

4 years later and I still wish for this

[@timothyheller4599]

​@@Mexzanl0pll

[@xavierrodriguez2463]

A perfect tile floor for your two ton car to crush

[@LonelyMinnesotan1]

Well.....maybe not.

[@LonelyMinnesotan1]

@Ryan Fanstone (SARCASM)

[@theastrogamer710]

Dont let the History channel get a hold of this, they will fill it with commercials and make it a 20 season show.

[@jachughes608]

+Tri-Shake-Atops ?

[@MysteriousJojo]

Oh my god, please tell me it autosaved. Please tell me you got that money. That ending was heartbreaking if you didn’t.

[@RichardCox0]

agreed

[@aturchomicz821]

no it wasnt

[@jachughes608]

+Tri-Shake-Atops so by making a house orange means that black peoples lives get worse? Really makes ya think🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@CCBrown92]

I am *bothered* by the bathroom being right in the middle of the home.

[@rerere284]

CCBrown92 in our house you have to walk through either the bathroom or the kitchen to get to the livingroom

[@robertlindsay9351]

TLDW: Dan turns a typical suburban student flat into a Mirrors Edge level.

[@Loki19810310]

Needs red rainpipes

[@michaelfortress3119]

He took a crack den and made it into a cocaine den! So proud of dan.

[@SuzukiHalwende]

If you're implying that he took that crack and just threw it at the ground and broke it, than I'm with you on that.

[@littlelarvitar667]

Is it weird that I want a series of this now

[@Dragon49600]

"Yes I'll do a completes series on one big house."Never in my life have I ever needed something so much and never known till I recieved it.

[@squelchychicken3075]

The thing that confused me the most was the fact that he had a washing machine in the bathroom

[@junglewoodjoe4380]

Squelchy Chicken Yo dawg, I heard you like to clean, So I put a washing machine in your bathroom so you can clean while you clean... What do you mean that joke is old?

[@isaacevilman7586]

Well, a lot of houses do put the washing machine in the bathroom, but yeah, that is just too small of a space to ever pull that off.

[@insomniplier7063]

is this something i expected to enjoy? no! is this something i want a completes series on? yes. very much so.

[@mercenaryTendencies]

With the single bright color offset by white/neutral tones, I'm pretty sure Dan went to the Mirror's Edge school of design.

[@xXkeiran1097Xx]

Really hope this does turn into a completes series

[@bilbo_gamers6417]

Dan is the lead designer for fucking Aperture Science apparently.

[@thatguy3421]

Poor Dan. He worked so hard on this house and fell in love with his creation, to only have the game crash.

[@restlessdreams5327]

I absolutely need a complete series of this. This one video was far more engrossing than it had any right to be.

[@LavenderAudio]

The slideshow at the end had me crying with laughter because that is in every British home improvement TV programme ever. I hope they have that in the final game.

[@SpunkyMonkey]

your garage looks like a dev testing room for a source engine game.

[@Grymbaldknight]

White and orange? Square tiles? Sliding doors? You've been playing too much Portal, Dan.

[@Greaseoverwatch]

*need* a completes series on this

[@ziggyzag07]

Grease no thanks

[@cartierjoaquin]

Kyle Ashley it wasn’t a question you fucktard. We NEED a full series of this

[@MZZE-my7hz]

you said if this has bigger houses on the full release their could be a series on it, if the full release comes with co-op as well then i think we need to see you do a group project, partly because it would be nice and partly because i want to see you and your chosen partner/partners clash on design decisions

[@aturchomicz821]

no no no no,fuck co-op Lets plays on youtube,they are the most boring things on the platform

[@yeshwantdasari2075]

atur chomicz did you not see Dans GTA Online co op with Jay? or any damn little and cubes video?

[@aturchomicz821]

yes

[@insomniplier7063]

that, my friend, is a matter of opinion.

[@ringking7]

+1 for completes. I don't even care if it's moe than one house, I'll watch you renovate as many crack dens as you like.

[@Philadoxical]

Maybe go for a crack lab too, the re-sale value on the equipment will fund future projects and renovations.

[@GeorgeFarren]

At the end, I was uncontrollably laughing, while Dan was uncontrollably crying. It was a beautiful moment.

[@navywolf1753]

I had to play a game like this, except worse, for an Applied Tech class. My team made the entire house a bathroom and we sold it for $220,000.

[@SuzukiHalwende]

Must have been a nice bathroom

[@Asha-kg6zm]

Is dan the guy who paints every level in mirrors edge?

[@thomasball5432]

Maybe?

[@TangoMang0]

The Garage looks like it was made in the Source engine with the default map editor textures.

[@The-Urban-Goose]

I felt so bad for you at the end

[@RichardCox0]

same holy shit

[@RichardCox0]

Another 80 episodes of this please

[@snakeysnake2363]

Dan is making a mirrors edge level apparently

[@andreakosick4273]

Satiric Snake that’s what I was thinking looks exactly like everything from mirrors edge

[@itsjustwolfe5525]

Great job putting ceramic tiles in a garage

[@jamesw7349]

This is one of those games that you didn’t know you needed in your life until you find it

[@ChickenOfAwesome]

Reminds me of Viscera Cleanup Detail - Utterly pointless, a huge black-hole into which all your time inevitably vanishes... but *so* satisfying.

[@jamesw7349]

Totally agree!

[@bombocrusty4251]

You made a mirrors edge level into a house

[@alexxoxo1371]

45 minutes of my life thats led up to dan shutting himself in a door and the game crashing

[@ryancasey9763]

alex is an idiot SPOILERS. You might as well as just spoil infinity war...

[@afoxstale]

He turned a house into mirrors edge

[@OzziBozzi]

More of this! Also... *Nerds art style is based off of a test map*

[@therudestofclouds2007]

its built out of unfinished counter-strike maps.

[@jam_herobrine1642]

You should do a complete series of the entire game.... Where you dont cut each episode it's just 30-60 mins worth of video of you decorating a house which may take like 20 episodes for 1 house

[@geekwithglasses2897]

Jam_Herobrine so you're saying planet coaster but with houses instead of areas of a theme park I'm sold

[@jam_herobrine1642]

Didn't think of it that way but yeah.... But you know it's gonna take a few years to complete lets be truthfully honest here. I mean he's surely not gonna upload them in one massive go no surely not.

[@assassinxex]

Maybe a completes mixed with a challenge to become a millionaire though property development so he doesn't have to spend forever on it

[@Knight_Vibes]

The one wall of color reminds me so much of mirror's edge and I'm guessing you subconsciously knew that's what you were doing

[@weareharbinger914]

I feel like dan just wants all his houses to be Mirror's Edge.

[@DopeArmy]

this would be so good to stream Dan. i would watch the absolute shit out of you doing up a house for 4 hours straight while eating popcorn.

[@LlorracTN]

Dan’s painting style heavily influenced by Mirror’s Edge

[@keyblademaster9277]

Why do I want a completed series? This was really satisfying to watch and extremely funny. I feel like it would be a good ‘let’s talk’ series if people know what I mean. Surely I’m not the only one?

[@RIPToot]

Keyblade Master yep

[@keyblademaster9277]

Lol I should’ve finished the video before commenting

[@billyb.604]

This house screams "I love Mirror's Edge."

[@epicghandi6141]

i dont get it...

[@epicghandi6141]

nevermind, i figured it out :-)

[@scigh-on1355]

he has mentioned it quite a few times

[@Devious90210]

A complete series on this game; lets hope for everyone's sanity the devs' don't add bushes...

[@galavor100]

Dan, in my opinion this was one of your best edited and put together vids ever. Pls make a completes series

[@SuperAsefasef]

I see dan went to the mirrors edge school of architectural design

[@yerdasellsavon3136]

When dan done his let’s play on mirrors edge “WHITE I ONLY HAVE WHITE!!”

[@michaelball3715]

Absolutely, 100%, yes to a complete series

[@Cynical...]

Why is this 44 minutes and 52 seconds of pointlessness so God damn satisfying? It has scratched itches I didn't even know I had. Another.

[@masterdynamo6457]

44 minutes and 52 minutes...hm... I guess the proper units were too second-class... :P

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Holy shit, that was 45 minutes? It only felt like 15 minutes!

[@JesseC]

That was either laughter or crying at the end, but whichever it was it was 100% real

[@thefirkman7400]

I would LOVE a Complete Series!

[@NoMuse13]

When will NerdCubed finally give up KZbin and embrace his true dream of interior decorating?

[@tristan6840]

“Who said you could be white” OfficialNerdCubed 2018

[@hazelleenut]

Completes series? Completes series.

[@Techni_Log]

Series? YES!

[@unoriginalname4426]

“Down is on or down is up?” -Dan

[@beauregardevevo]

I need more of this. *I need more of this.*

[@ZziAPACHEizZ]

In this episode, Dan creates an orange creamsicle

[@brianstraight9333]

You can see how much Dan is inspired my mirrors edge

[@Catlateral]

"Who said you could be white" -Dan 2018

[@bradleysparksbs]

We need a completes

[@zeekrc1]

This house looks like it belongs in mirrors edge. I love it

[@so_fly2001]

If Dan turns this into a completes series I will watch every episode, and enjoy every second

[@ZoeBateman]

the only idea in this that stayed consistent is the car showroom idea

[@wolf8550]

I will totally watch your completes of this, Dan. Make it!

[@TheSwordFwish]

You just made a house from the mirrors edge world you goose

[@wiredmind]

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking Mirror's Edge. (Although that would probably be more red than orange)

[@snaprifice]

Oh man. That game crash at the end. It just wouldn't be nerdcubed without something going catastrophically wrong after he put his blood, sweat, and other assorted bodily fluids into it.

[@ArcaneKeeperD20]

The theme of this house is Mirror's Edge!

[@isaacevilman7586]

Or Portal...

[@robalineo3228]

What kind of madman puts tiles in the garage!

[@JambaYCS]

MufflesGaming excuse me... stealing my name

[@robalineo3228]

Sorry man, you're just an idol to me. Thought you wouldn't mind.

[@ChlorideCull]

Rich people who can afford replacing them when they crack.

[@Leldy]

If you posted a series of this I would binge the crap out of this. Alternatively, a weekly series would be even better!

[@Tmccreight25Gaming]

House Flipper + Nerd3 + A Series = The greatest thing on KZbin today.

[@rullferen]

Yea... I'm going to need more of this

[@Flashpoint122]

The inside was really nice but my god that exterior would make me leave immediately

[@singlecell2498]

I would love a complete seriess on this

[@SquirtSkywalker]

complete series will be great

[@TheLycanDragon]

The NerdCubed revolutionary painting technique - when it flakes off, you get an entirely different colour scheme!

[@icron1c.]

dan we need a completes of this

[@j.silverglade4250]

Please play more of this. Maybe a series?

[@Magicbanana987]

I require a series immediately, and I will be holding my breath until such time as I receive one

[@Toniboi]

As a random dude on the internet I question some of your design choices. I for one would've kept the crack den in its original state. Changing it hurt the houses character.

[@CaueOliveira831]

This looks like a apartment on Mirror's Edge

[@katebacon2465]

Please do a completes series on a big house!

[@Tommytickler10]

Daniel, I’ve watched this video thrice. It’s wonderful. I would ADORE a ‘Completes’ series. Please. Please. Please. Pls.

[@ls43007]

What number is that?

[@rubblerage1101]

*Dan builds an IKEA Showroom.* When Dan found this home it was in a state of disrepair and an utter hell hole. And now...(Que music) He's transformed it into a lovely IKEA Showroom will accommodation for a family (Apparently).

[@crispynugget3616]

came in looking for i dont know what, came out wanting a completes series

[@SuzukiHalwende]

That ending was greater than beautiful house he made

[@MatchBreakers]

So it is basicly the most interesting part of the sims in minute detail. Awesome!

[@mrmanperson6805]

Orange blue white paint and sliding doors Dan we know you love portal

[@ewanbrampton8808]

Please do a complete series

[@LiveLNXgaming]

its odd how all of his videos end with him sobbing into the mike now.

[@owensmart2514]

The Architect Who's Mike?

[@janfungusamon4926]

*mic

[@reodor1499]

Orange and white - the house of choice for a hardcore Mirror's Edge fan!

[@redbullandspite]

Dan is literally the Gordon Ramsey interior design equivalent oh my god? I'd watch you spend hours playing this. Also, that ending? Same. Same. *mildly hysterical wheezing/sobbing/laughing in the distance*

[@Ash-jy2sy]

I'm genuinely excited for the completes series of this

[@khazthefox13]

I legit would watch so much more of this lol. This was great

[@alexnotlando]

"Down is on or down is up?" Daniel Hardcastle - 2018

[@pedrorodrigues4633]

I know he was joking ... But I can't wait for that completes series