R**n R******s Is Carver | Bullet Train (2022) | Now Playing

[@jonathanlewis6146]

I love how the entire plot of the film hinges on the fact that somebody called in sick to work 🤣

[@shehranazim4784]

Action movies work best when the premise is simple (see: John Wick)

[@jonathanlewis6146]

@@shehranazim4784 Respectfully disagree, simple actions work well, but I favor the complex ones (see: Looper, The Dark Knight)

[@jaimeromero7997]

@@jonathanlewis6146the dark knight is more of a crime drama than an action movie. I haven’t seen looper so I can’t say anything about that one.

[@sno1146]

JW is alright series this and Nobody with added comedy makes them more rewatchable

[@johncook9392]

@@sno1146 Agree. As much as I like JW, its not really a movie you watch more than once

[@SpydeyDan]

"You had your own kid killed?" "Oh yes. Yes I did, the piece of shit." My favorite line in the entire movie.🤣

[@haroldb1856]

Parent of the year.

[@Xidphel]

"Okay."

[@jasonbond9993]

Also Ladybug's reaction to the yes

[@MinhVu-yz5rr]

This whole cameo was a return favor on Ryan’s part for Brad cameoing in DP2 as vanisher

[@juniorsundar]

To be fair Brad’s cameo in DP2 was like a few frames.

[@arushtronaut]

To be fair he did it for a coffee so Ryan Reynolds had to return his favour 😂

[@lindildeev5721]

The Hornet too was in Deadpool 2 and she might return.

[@iPownYouN00B]

@@juniorsundar so was ryans? id argue brad pitt got more time

[@Aetolus]

They've been friends for decades irl, I don't think neither cares so much and are just showing up for each other because that's what good friends do

[@a.w_.]

This shows, at least in my opinion, that cliche doesn’t need to be bad. “Villain comically explains his entire evil plan to the protagonist” is a super cliche trope but if it’s executed as well as this is, it’s fine, because it’s awesome anyway.

[@derekw104]

This movie is all about revelling in cliches and being awesome doing it anyways

[@KingAfrica4]

He told him the plan after it already happened, not before. Totally different imo

[@fabiospasiano9885]

No no. The villain explains the entire evil plan TO THE WRONG PERSON.” White Death pulled a Skull Face and explained his plan to the wrong Big Boss.

[@ramoncruz6646]

I think this works (as any explanation scene) because info is neccesary to characters or to serve a point In this case, he wanted revenge and one that was fulfilling Killing just because it wouldn't satisfy his blood thirst

[@Foxtrot6624]

It is fundamentally impossible to tell a story without the use of tropes. Really, go look up your favourite film and you will see dozens of them in each, in subtler ways than you’d imagine. The only times we ever notice tropes is when they’ve been overused so badly and so unisoiredly that they become predictable that they lose their charm. This was a novel application of the villain monologue trope so it felt completely fine in the context of the film, even without the subversion at the end because it was a fun, thematically fitting moment

[@sherif956]

3:48 never thought i needed to hear the japanese version of "i need a hero" but omg its amazing! 😅

[@knightowlofhorde385]

Agreed, I was shocked as I recognized the beat/music and then came the lyrics and I realized it was one of THEE best songs!

[@Roberto2278x]

Stayin alive in Japanese is also good in this movie

[@Gh0stFace420]

You should watch the entire movie instead of little clips on YT, its a great watch!

[@Roberto2278x]

@@Gh0stFace420 first Brad Pitt movie i watched and i was lost for words on how good it was

[@HaydrogenBomb]

Forreal. NOTHING beats the first time watching this movie and getting to this scene!

[@furionmax7824]

Add insult to injury a theory went around that Carver wasnt actually sick. The fucker knew this entire thing was a death trap so he called out and asked for a fill in🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rohanbhuckory1297]

that would be too funny, truly a top tier asshole 😭😭😭 poor ladybug

[@Voldrim359]

​@@rohanbhuckory1297 he was already an asshole, which that pissed RR even more

[@SilviaLikesCherries]

What if Carver was actually Wade Wilson before he got cancer??

[@liarliarplants4hire]

I heard about that theory but then I thought- why not both? Carver: [Vomiting in toilet] “ Ugh…” [Gets job info] “ *Skim Mutters* this is sus as hell-“ [Vomits] “ let’s see…” [Reads through fill ins] “ Johnny Wicked, Hanna Bow Nana… Who the hell is Lady Bug?”

[@despair239]

@@liarliarplants4hire what's the second name a reference to?

[@jessmontgomery3454]

The comedy action farse is a rare treat, but the way that R.R/Carver punchline just dominos into the non-stop action until the movie ends is amazing 😂

[@GuidelinesViolator]

like the treat that "i cant sniff" floydy got when was barking

[@leiferikson5029]

Heh “dominoes”

[@reddherod7677]

White death just rolls with it. Sees an old nemesis after getting literally blown onto a bullet train and is all 'huh, you're here? Weird. Now scram.'

[@filipbitala2624]

Was only one way nemesis no?

[@rtstrong]

the big reveal was absolutely GLORIOUS.

[@widejeff8993]

Watching it all come together was a great surprise. More movies need to be like Bullet train, just chaotic fun.

[@trevorhegstrom2816]

It wasn't chaotic, that's the whole point. Everything was planned and meant something.

[@widejeff8993]

@@trevorhegstrom2816 but it felt chaotic and funny at the start and then the plan was revealed and i just liked that so much

[@NekoinaBox2000]

@@trevorhegstrom2816hi, I write for a living. It’s called controlled chaos for a reason. They make sure the audience feels like everything’s chaotic when in truth everything was planned from the start. It’s a film, technically everything is planned, so you need to make the audience feel as if it’s random chaos. The fact you can’t get that is pathetic, and your attempt to appear intellegent only reveals your lack of any.

[@supervegon8206]

​@@NekoinaBox2000.......bro Chill

[@AdrianShephard-w3z]

@@NekoinaBox2000u stupid

[@brandonbaerga4972]

Honestly brad Pitt should do more films like this simple story about revenge but great plot twist and great characters and action

[@crimsoneclipse0618]

It's a really funny basis for a franchise, Brad Pitt as an unlucky hitman who keeps getting involved in elaborate hits and assassinations.

[@ibeondagrind]

​@@crimsoneclipse0618you may be on to something...

[@forrester6712]

​@crimsoneclipse1882 Nah, it should stay one movie. Sequels can ruin the original.

[@sownnguyeen7367]

@@forrester6712but i really like to watch the movie about the Twin ngl

[@forrester6712]

@@sownnguyeen7367 A prequel would definitely be interesting but they'd have to be careful.

[@gingerwald]

I just knew carver had to be Reynolds since the beginning.🤣🤣🤣🤣I swear. "Calling in Sick", "Most cunning assassin, biggest asshole"......Spelled Ryan Reynold's character without error.

[@cormachuynh5643]

"Cockroach I do not know why you're here but get out of the way" 😂

[@asavelakuse6865]

I mean cockroaches are said to survive nuclear fallouts so it makes sense

[@DrummerBoys]

The genius behind putting an actor's name in the title for clicks only to censor it...

[@peurpaelen3261]

No, you just didn't get the point. Smh. They censored it, so you would have to watch the video to find out

[@DrummerBoys]

​@@peurpaelen3261 When I see "R**n R******s" my first thought is they're censoring two horrific curse words, not Ryan Reynolds. They could have titled the video something like "Carver's Identity Revealed" rather than this bizarre format.

[@Angel-q8g]

You watched a lot of wheel of Fortune as a kid huh?

[@Kelly-ek3to]

@@peurpaelen3261 who else would you think r**n r******s is, rain robberts? hopefully youd be able to decipher thats who theyre referring to

[@xSirFrothee]

The genius behind mentioning something irrelevant in your comment for likes only to ignore replies...

[@kapnerad]

That moment when (REDACTED) shows up the entire audience went nuts in the theater, lol.

[@redtreeman7814]

wasn't this like part of the deal between (redacted) and Brad Pitt where they both do quick cameos in each others movies in exchange for a cup of coffee each? Brad Pitt Plays Vanisher and (redacted) plays carver.

[@kapnerad]

@@redtreeman7814 I believe it was!!

[@pinzokiyama3387]

I can’t believe Rhen Richards is Carver!

[@MatthewReimel]

Ryan Reynolds

[@Micheal_Mayor7592]

Woosh@@MatthewReimel

[@NaijaCINE]

@@MatthewReimel Tis a joke and you missed it

[@joshmalcolm1663]

Reed Richards

[@lindildeev5721]

You mean Wade Wilson.

[@snowhunter7536]

Bullet Train is one of the most creative blockbusters I’ve ever watched. Like this movie is basically the more action-packed and blockbuster-esque version of Pulp Fiction.

[@NaSMaX]

This movie was surprisingly good

[@jackraider1039]

Oh yeah it was

[@pandafluffynut]

It’s funny that Brad Pitt makes a quick cameo in Ryan’s Film; and Ryan makes a quick cameo in Brads film

[@charlesmclean5611]

Both movies were done by the same director as well

[@Apple_Beshy]

And both got paid by a cup of coffee

[@xxfilmbroxx]

The bigger and more meta joke is the fact that Bullet Train is the kind of movie Ryan Reynolds would usually do, but he called in sick so Brad Pitt is doing it.

[@israeldiaz9589]

This movies success should really be considered for Lemon a Tangerine prequel…a spin off but with “Carver” as the lead, just so many ideas off this great film alone.

[@ryantalley5284]

The movie's based off a Japanese book in a trilogy. I don't know if the third is out, but the second, Three Assassins, is.

[@connorholt3808]

Well, Tangerine is dead, so…

[@israeldiaz9589]

@@connorholt3808 Google “prequel”

[@retroking8280]

​@@connorholt3808 Thats why it would be a prequel

[@lenart5417]

"I need a hero" never gets old😃😃😃😃

[@sanguinarius4458]

4:26 My man here applying Mk brutality to another verse

[@jackiegaming874]

The Scorpion never really left him huh?

[@sanguinarius4458]

@@jackiegaming874 You see a mask similar to that of Bihan and the scorpion inside you will be awaken.

[@SRL1996]

2:00 I couldn't control my laughter at this point 😂😂😂😂

[@CptPhilippnes]

I swear when the reveal came, I went, "MAN FUCK CARVER!"

[@AlesterMyersWick]

2:53 I'M NOT CARVER ...and *BOOM* goes the briefcase.

[@ProjectTaker]

The clever thing about the name “Carver” When said in Japanese, it has the same pronunciation as “cover”.

[@ThatGuy-kf5kc]

Kaabaa

[@Geojr815]

If there’s an Oscar for best choreography then this movie gotta win 💯

[@hashslingingslasher3083]

Cinematography*

[@Geojr815]

@@hashslingingslasher3083 for fight sequences?

[@arkoarko9559]

Homage to an original Comment: Throughout the movie I was wondering, "this Carver dude sounds like a real Arsehole who's too high and mighty"

[@MatthewReimel]

if anyone’s gonna take his wife out like that it may as well be Deadpool.

[@bloodmoon2345]

Yeah, it's General Zod so you should go for maximum effort.

[@Profile__1]

Oh dude this film would fit so well in the Deadpool universe if it weren't for the Boomslang assassin and Domino being played by the same actress.

[@MatthewReimel]

@@Profile__1 the guy who directed Deadpool 2 actually directed this film.

[@BanishedSilentShadow3318]

I'd imagine Ryan would say: "maximum effort"

[@hailmendoza6106]

Deadpool kills General Zods wife and now Metro-Man, Scorpion and Megatron have to fight em off in a Bullet Train

[@theawemazingcrew9702]

I remember before the movie came out, there was an instagram article about a couple cameos. I left a comment saying "im 100% sure one of the cameos is ryan reynolds in like a 3 second scene where he doesnt say a single word" because thats what Brad Pitt did in David Leitchs movie starring Ryan Reynolds. Shouldve bet money on it.

[@Vesperitis]

This movie was so stupid in all the right ways and it's one of my favorites.

[@alfa1134]

Man, Walt Thromby REALLY changed after being let go from his job and written out of his father's will. I know that said father told him to live his own life, but I think this is taking things too far to the extreme, lol! This is one of my favorite scenes of this movie, and I don't get why people hate it.

[@Xidphel]

People hate it?

[@skychieftain]

Probably because the book may be better

[@franciscoancer2618]

Funny how out of everyone invited to the train, the one person he didn't invite was the one who hired Carver.

[@alexgilmore5941]

When I saw the Ryan Reynolds cameo that fact slipped my mind. Who hired him anyway for the assassination? I don't think they mentioned it in the movie.

[@revanknight796]

Fate again

[@n4n4sh1_]

​@@alexgilmore5941Inside job

[@asavelakuse6865]

Must have been the elder

[@holypaladin4657]

Maybe it was one of the people that tried to assassinate him that his daughter mentioned before. Ie they may already have been taken out.

[@mr.l8723]

2:32 BEST PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE!😂😂😂😂

[@kaiserzaiser5002]

favorite scene in the movie

[@MatthewReimel]

Mine too.

[@Serioussmile51]

There's no way The White Death, Michael Shannon, isn't based on the look of Steve Tyler, singer of Aerosmith.

[@SageVallant]

I still regret not going to see this in a theater.

[@jotajmg]

2:33 one of the most if not the most hillarious scene of the movie ... specially when ryan shows up 2:43 lol

[@Xidphel]

This whole scene wasn't quite when the movie went off the rails, but it's a VERY close second. This was the dumbest, ridiculous, most AWESOME scene and I absolutely love it!

[@BlackDiamond2718]

I just love how he is just confused and just trying to stay alive with all the crazy drama and conflict.

[@benballard5930]

Genuinely a very good movie

[@minneeagle]

What’s really funny is that some of the Deadpool 2 cast members were in this movie: 1. Ladybug - The Vanisher 2. Carver - Deadpool 3. The Hornet - Domino

[@demoncyborg5875]

And going up against General Zod lol

[@demoncyborg5875]

And going up against General Zod

[@ritwiksingh71]

even the guy who directed deadpool 2 directed this.

[@bernarddelossantos8083]

so it was deadpool all along..

[@jason11279]

Just cleaning up the timeline

[@AmazingWasabi]

Fun fact. Ryan Reynolds did this cameo as a thanks for Brad Pitt doing his cameo in Deadpool 2.

[@Locadel2003]

This was the most fun Brad Pitt movie in a long time because even Burn After Reading & Once upon a time in hollywood has some hilarious moments but werent overall comedies or action movies, so I really enjoyed Bullet Train

[@HerMaejsty]

bullet train was such a badass movie, it was so refreshing for me to watch it for the first time, i loved every moment when i hadn’t seen a good movie worth watching in a while

[@jasonung8808]

"I'm not Carver!" *Explosion happens right after.* Sounds like something Carver would do 🤣🤣🤣

[@bombsovadecatur]

It’s so cool they both did a last minute cameo to call back To Deadpool 3

[@TeleBlur]

"You had your own kid killed?" "Oh yes." 😐 "Okay."

[@TeleBlur]

"You had your own kid killed?" "Oh yes." "Okay." The guy did not object 😂😂😂

[@Truck_person]

2:58 before he was the manager of the Osaka continental

[@MaxHimbigger]

This movie is a modern masterpiece

[@OurFantasyLife]

"My wife taught me one lesson. If you do not control your fate, it will control you." "Mm. Mm?" LOL this movie was way better than it got credit for.

[@xanderunderwoods3363]

This movie is massively underrated, it's so good.

[@argentum909]

3:17 this is just a live-action anime. Look at him.

[@NameIsDoc]

Ryan Reynalds and Brad Pitt have a fun relationship this cameo is because Ryan owed Brad a favor for showing up on Deadpool for basically free. So he showed up for this film for basically free.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

I loved that the movie felt like pure chaos rhe whole way through but, in the end, it all made perfect sense.

[@TryckSpot]

This whole damn show is so anime lol. Like Juuni Taisen mixed with Konosuba haha XD

[@TheCuriosity8]

Bullet Train was a HELL of a good movie!

[@govnopochta69]

gotta say that White Death's accent is on point. I'm Russian, and it's unlike accent in some other movies, so yeah, that's nice. The Russian speech itself was piece of s, but our language is one of the hardest to pronounce, especially for English speakers, so I totally get it

[@hopexiaorosetheroyal3588]

Wow, I can’t believe they got Rain Raisers for this part.

[@calebsoria1777]

I was like 😮😮😮 WHAT THE when the reveal happened

[@MangyMagi]

My only gripe about this movie is the fact that the doctor was targeted and killed, but how in the hell would you even know she would have needed the surgeon?? He talks about the attempt on her life and then says 2 days prior he was killed...

[@abalayn22]

Surgeon's death and the Bolivia job wasnt part of an assassination attempt on White Death, just coincidence. White Death just didnt care, took his revenge either way.

[@sveb7632]

I think the surgeon dying before was a seperate assassination.

[@MangyMagi]

@@sveb7632 oh I see, it was a coincidence. I guess that can work.

[@JamesTobiasStewart]

I think the logic is, The White Death doesn't care if you were directly trying to kill his wife like Carver, or indirectly linked to her death; like Lemon, Tangerine, his Son and The Hornet. If you COULD be linked to her death in any way, he is going to kill you.

[@kurimzen]

I think the doctor dying was a part of the failed attempt on the White Death’s life. Like, the plan was for Carver to hit the car to make it look like an accident and then if he didn’t die in the car crash, he’d die as a result of not undergoing surgery because the Hornet took out the only doctor that could help him. But as the White Death explained, he was brought elsewhere by fate and his wife instead took his place.

[@doob.]

4:01 FLOKI!!

[@MrGeo-EmitFodrol]

Such an underrated movie. This is such a gem. I legit laughed, the action was great, they hit the style and vibe they were going for perfectly. It's a movie I got many friends to watch and they all loved it.

[@brandmeow9014]

"Ahhhhh, children......."- HAHAHAHAHA

[@krazypinoy6495]

saw this in the theater it was great movie from start to finish

[@Subird]

Wish I did this too

[@chrispeaks7393]

This was a fun movie

[@roguejacket]

I personally like the exchange between the old guys here, cause the villain knows he has already moved on from this guy and directly and indirectly cost him enough, and then just wants to finish this task of revenge that didn't involve his daughter and rival family on the train.

[@JakeLlavore]

*2:45* *Carver (Ryan Reynolds)*

[@jackal-se9hr]

i screamed so much the moment ryan appeared

[@Horopter]

3:56 baby knife

[@kyleyuen245]

I like how the white death doesn't blame the surgeon that presumably tried to do the surgery

[@sugdolomar]

Can't exactly blame a dead man

[@kyleyuen245]

​@@sugdolomarI didn't mean the surgeon killed by the venom, he died before the surgery. meant the surgeon who tried to work on the wife

[@sugdolomar]

@kyleyuen245 I guess the surgeon was killed by WD himself offscreen or he spared the surgeon since they tried to save his wife rather than harm her

[@NCRDesertRanger]

This felt like a Tarantino movie for some reason

[@Jjjkuzeee]

Never thought I'd see Hiroyuki Sanada slicing people at the rhythm of shrek

[@rohanbhuckory1297]

one of my favourite films to watch

[@jowxo]

I love this movie bro it’s so freaking good

[@franciscojavierjimenezdiaz5236]

Cameo de Ryan Raynols en una pelicula de Brat Pitt: 2:44 Cameo de Brat Pitt en una película de Ryan Raynols: *Se electrocuta hasta la muerte*.

[@hdragon2712]

This scorpion revenge is awesome

[@Randogamez110]

Why did I get saw vibes from the White Death’s explanation

[@UnstoppableGiant]

And then Ryan Reynolds for NO REASON and ONLY in that scene lmaooo

[@A10N50]

I found it hilarious that the guy he wanted to kill the most ended up calling sick

[@KageNoTenshi]

Ryan: hey Brad, I want you to come cameo for deadpool 2 for literally one frame Brad: ok Ryan, but you have to come cameo for my movie for five frames as payment

[@xBustaStudiosx]

Lmao all this for a guy who called in sick xD

[@Zak_Bone]

This movie is actually really fun, I really do hope a sequel.

[@VORTEXPLAYXYZ]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT AT ALL BUT I ALSO KNOW IT AT THE SAME TIME I LOVE THIS MOVIE

[@Th_Uslss_Indvdl]

Brad Pitt in Deadpool 2… Ryan Reynolds in Bullet Train

[@shadowkiller6637]

I have a theory what if carver was not sick at all he knew the white death would invite him on the train but he did not show up pretending that he was calling in sick for someone else to take his place

[@Great-Dao-of-Elegance]

Plot Twist: Ryan Carver is Deadpool before he became Deadpool in the first movie 😂

[@Troyboy-b5g]

Ryan Reynolds?

[@lens_hunter]

I love love love this movie!

[@noahsherwood2445]

The Japanese cover of I need a hero was perfect

[@rey5482]

Just his face reveal make me laugh and understand what kind of man this carver is😂😂

[@shuvankarroy7275]

This movie is hilarious and entertaining at the same time 😊😊

[@hansleya.juliano4890]

One of the stray realizations I have in this scene is that this isn't even peak Hiro Sanada in here and yet he keeps stealing every second

[@TheTatermeister]

I screamed when they showed who Carver was

[@Ner0sys7]

A 5 min clip for a 2 second cameo? So much for creative editing.

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

I love Karen Fukuhara ❤

[@Evy_The_Emoji]

Wade, is that you? 😮

[@matsudaseiko]

this is what a CULT FILM ARE MADE OF !!!!! 😍

[@bartoszdulas1703]

I remember the whole theater laughing when Ryan Reynolds appeared on screen. No one expected the Deadpool himself. But I guess he owed Brad Pitt for his legendary, dramatic and groundbreaking part as Vanisher in Deadpool 2.