Steamed Hams but it's dubbed by the DK Rap

I kept telling myself I wouldn't partake in this meme, but it was classic Simpsons so I eventually gave in. The result? This video.
I know this is usually the kind of thing that would go up on my alt, but I thought I put enough effort into this that it should go on the main.
--SONG LIST--
(All songs are from Donkey Kong 64)
0:00 DK's Treehouse
0:18 Failure
0:23, 1:05 Cranky's Lab
0:42 You probably know what this is
1:35 DK Isle - Angry Aztec
2:53 Mini-Boss
3:15 DK Isle
The Simpsons is owned by FOX and The Walt Disney Company.
Donkey Kong 64 is owned by Rare Ltd and Nintendo.

[@MeStirRyanYTP]

Half a million views, holy mackerel.

[@NightWanderer31415]

You steam a good ham.

[@LandaPanda8]

I've been watching this every day since I found it.

[@petergriffin7571]

a whole year later, it's still great.

[@skeletonskeleton9010]

@@petergriffin7571 please we need this popular again

[@CryWindy]

You and your amazing video has some Crazy explanations

[@id85181]

This is what english sounds like to non english speakers

[@bobbyferg9173]

I never understood how beautiful of a language English is

[@xLovelyThorns]

0:16

[@dariovargas9477]

True

[@esfx-t2402]

soo-per i tend ent chulmir s i ho pe you are re-dy fo r mou tH wate ri ng ha mb urge rs

[@goak1764]

it sounds like pre alpha google translate

[@ResettisReplicas]

He can serve up a luncheon with relative ease, cook steamed hams with pickles and cheese, he's an odd fellow, and he frequently lies, but Seymour's one hell of a guy!

[@BlackieFoxxless]

Resetti's Robot Wars Replicas why the hell are you here, fool?!?!?!?!

[@kaptainkibiroproductions45]

Resetti's Robot Wars Replicas 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@JackStache]

Perfect

[@bitwize]

HUH! Steamed hams! Hamburgers! Steamed hams! Hamburgers are here!

[@astrothesaiyan5213]

I could hear this perfectly in DK Rap.

[@superintendentchalmers2246]

I'd like to personally thank the DK crew for the collab

[@acnyc]

Despite your directions.

[@zacri9434]

Ah, superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're ready for an unforgettable luncheon!

[@WiloPolis03]

@@zacri9434 Ehhh.

[@HUELLLLL]

@@WiloPolis03 Oh egads! My roast is ruined!

[@WiloPolis03]

@@HUELLLLL But what if 🤔 I wereto💸 *P U R C H A S E* *F A S T F O O D* 💸💸 and DISGUISE 🧐🕵️‍♂️ it as my own 😤 cooking? 🍳 🤔🤔 😂😂

[@SuffocateMe]

the wildest thought about this is realizing that this video could have been put together in the 90s because all the source material it uses was all out by 1999

[@FourOf92000]

we weren't that evolved

[@ExtremeWreck]

@@FourOf92000 LOL!

[@904funny]

But would have taken until at least 2007 to post

[@ryanhernandez1877]

We'd need some decent editing software, but yeah probably

[@majora361]

@@904funny if you're talking about yr there are a lot of other older sites to post it on. Also yt was made in 2005 iirc

[@takemuramikuo5416]

*"Upstate New Donk"*

[@dawnbreaker4217]

Mario oddessy

[@jayjay86443]

U H H H H H

[@CodesTheOtaku]

Takemura Mikuo A nice touch.

[@Grandma419]

“Really? Well I’m from *diddy Kong street* and I’ve never heard the phrase steamed hams.”

[@lucasdellamaggiore]

@@Grandma419 No, not from Diddy Kong street, it's a Dixie Kong street expression

[@laurabeltranmelee]

The superintendent's gonna need his meDKtions

[@juicedup14]

UH

[@theajaxs720]

Huh-huh-huh-huh!!

[@jook7881]

*”Superin **_T E N D E N”_*

[@namelesscreature8843]

*”T”*

[@SpinelessJohn]

I can't even imagine how hard this was to make

[@TheUltimateRare]

pretty annoying, but i bet the ed edd n eddy one was harder to make.

[@TheUltimateRare]

@Sanicdahaghag yup there's an ed edd n eddy steamed hams edit.

[@zoomiemations]

Same

[@MeStirRyanYTP]

Yes, it can be very tedious. That’s why having transcripts of each source can help speed up the process.

[@commandoeclipse2698]

"Excuse me for one second." "Of course..." *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"* "That was wonderful."

[@dragoncrashhero12]

That part cracks me up too much

[@megaboyx8479]

Commando Eclipse .............

[@NightWanderer31415]

He truly is Seymour Kong

[@jjkeyboards]

HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GLAM SEYMOUR HAS A FUNNY HAM

[@joe_z2042]

Cerpin Taxt (you should change it to this) SEYMOUR STEAMS A GOOD HAM

[@e-goblin]

HIS ROAST IS RUINED HE STEAMED NO CLAM THIS SEYMOUR STEAMS A GOOD HAM

[@joe_z2042]

HE WAS SO DEVILISH HE MADE A PLAN SEYMOUR STEAMS A GOOD HAM

[@littlewolf1adventures85]

“SeMoR tHe HoUsE iS oN fIrE!” “HeLp!” “hEeEeEeElLlLp!!”

[@laurentiusmcmxcv]

*eXaCtLY*

[@cozmo_Comet]

Everytime seymore laughed it was just this aggressive *HAUGH- HAUGH- HAUGH* I lost it

[@somerandofromoregon]

Same

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

_N O ._

[@MatteoTomatto]

He has no style! He has no chill! He calls them steamed hams When they're obviously grilled!

[@visualgagging]

He leaves the house When you're not looking To buy fast food And disguise it as his cooking!

[@Zalamandar]

He can't tell the truth There's fire in his palace This Kong Says it's Aurora Borealis

[@idot3331]

He burns his roast And lies to Chalmer’s face Seymour is a fucking disgrace

[@uncontinuedchannel1355]

It’s an Albany expression When he didn’t cook clams He’s an odd fellow But he steams a good ham

[@UltraHylia]

His explanations are crazy Exaggerations lame Chalmers' medication Is his fault all the same

[@iKiwed]

The Skinner & Chalmers Intro is 10/10

[@yellosophy6820]

iKiwed Hey you're the guy that made the ace attorney meme :3

[@chocloretin]

*SEEEEY-MOOOOoooo...*

[@stoopidhaters]

iKiwed Nice profile picture.

[@nuibaba280]

I love it

[@shrodu]

The AA shitpost king posted here. :o

[@someoneusedtobeknown2645]

Watching this again, I realize he literally says "Stre-ching mah ASS on the windowsill" at 1:09.

[@Dan-San.]

Is calves,Part of the leg

[@flashthemonkey6032]

What is this, a cs188 video?

[@FarzynoMusic]

@@flashthemonkey6032 Ho ho ho, yes!

[@toxinrazor6489]

@@Dan-San.thats what Seymour said in the original steamed hams, but in this one he clearly says @$$

[@Dan-San.]

i legit said this four years ago 😭@@toxinrazor6489

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

easily the best thing to come from the meme

[@marcelineabadeer8380]

Completely agree

[@fromage5474]

TheLonelyGoomba nice

[@firsydaboy3041]

Am surprised seeing LonelyGoomna watching "STEAM HAMS"

[@tasertag7513]

Heh, you're here!

[@cosmelia652]

This and Steamed Hams Inc

[@ItsTheMattC]

Never thought I needed the DK Rap saying "Isometric exercise" in my life.

[@Metaluck768]

or Aurora Borealis

[@visualgagging]

Or Superintendent

[@bonjoviwankenobi8533]

‘Upstate New Donk’

[@martin0499]

Albany, medication, windowsill, Skinner burgers and pooped are marvellous to hear as well.

[@ariatavoosi7020]

1:17 Why is there SNOKE coming out of your oven Seymour?

[@randocalzone8772]

That isn't Snoke it's Steamed Darth Plagueis we're having

[@Rizzgod0011]

Yo I'mma head outside for a *Snoke*

[@donniemann6927]

Well Vader, you are an an odd fellow but I must admit, you Darth a good Plagueis

[@kirb0799]

Uuuh. Oh that isnt snoke. That STEEM. STEEM from the STEEM Clams we're having.. mmm. STEEM Clams.

[@biobthe1613]

es noke

[@milk7030]

3:32 “HEeEeEllLPP HEeeEeeElLlP”

[@coffeduck9014]

Sounds so funny and weird

[@NitroRad]

holy shit this rules

[@Volcanic_Rave]

Nitro Rad didn’t expect to see you here

[@amber_okaythen]

holy shit i was just thinking "Nitro Rad was 100% right about this meme"

[@ModdyArchives]

I love your videos man

[@plat4234]

Agreed

[@banthaclause4167]

Nitro Rad it king k rules?

[@LordQuadros]

So they're finally localized entirely within your kitchen Performing for you

[@yrobtsvt]

Put your hams together if you want to clap As we take you through this delightfully devilish rap Sey-Mour * Huh! * Super-Intendent Seymoooouuur! Here despite your directions!

[@handsomebrick]

He's the first member, of the Steamed Hams crew. Steamed hams, Donkey Kong Steamed hams, Donkey Kong is here!

[@MinerGlitch25lbp]

0:42 we need a loop of this

[@noseblind2088]

Despite his directions, he made it to Skinner for a tasty luncheon, to savor before dinner is that smoke from the oven? No it's steam from the clams Looks like Chalmers was duped, it's steam from the hams Seymour - lives with his mom Seymour - living with his mom good lord what is going, on in that kitchen it's aurora borealis, why are you bitchin? aurora borealis? In the afternoon? In this part of the country? localized in that room? Seymour - lives with his mom Seymour - living with his mom Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow you steam a good ham, and why are we yellow? Seymour help! The house is burning down! No mother, the northern lights are in town! Seymour - lives with his mom Seymour - living with his mom

[@Brickertown]

Oh my actual god this is a masterpiece

[@setsers1]

Brickertown YES

[@caesarseizure1625]

Brickertown ikr

[@ThatOneLebaneseGuy]

Ikr

[@Kevin_Tapia]

Ikr

[@TheFurryGamer]

It is so beautiful

[@TheCrabbyArchives]

"You call hamburgers 'grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells'?"

[@handsomebrick]

I thought we were having "walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells."

[@AlpheccaMeridiana]

0:29 i love how skinners says with the DK sentence mix "purchase fast food and _disguise_ it as my own cooking" sounds even better than real skinner. also HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH

[@andreasmartens4043]

So I always found the humor of the past time from my grandparents a bit weird, but how should I explain this video to my children?

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

Call it the Bible

[@Tes0inded]

You cant

[@Missingno_Miner]

Tell them they are speaking the language of the gods.

[@mandiecarson1949]

Easy, don’t have children

[@reubenbailey7491]

So basicaly there was this game called Donkey Kong 64,for the Nintendo 64,and there was an intro to it that had a somewhat catchy rap and everybody just decided to...

[@JustAPrinnyDood]

“Yes and say walnuts, peanuts, and pineapple smells, despite the fact they are obviously grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells.”

[@visualgagging]

"Aw yeah."

[@genericgarbage534]

"Huh Huh Huh Huh *No."* 2:18

[@danwilliams1989]

“Why is Snoke coming out of your oven?” Because he’s actually a creation of the Emperor.

[@-sgsdfhdhhdt]

From darth pleaguses dead body

[@5persondude]

AH-ROR-AH-BOR-EE-AH-LIS?

[@billwilson639]

AW-ROAR-AW-BOAR-EE-AHL-ISS

[@srirammohan9809]

AT-THIS-TAME-OF-YEER AT-THIS-TAME-OF-DAY IN-THIS-PAWRT-AWF-THEE-CAWN- TRY LO-KUH-LASD-IN-TA-RE-LY-WEED-IN-YOUR-KEE-CHAN

[@jatinmarcob2128]

MEI-I-C-IT?

[@neptune9647]

no.

[@pixelprobably7672]

Xythrr Wolf SEY-MOUR THE HOW-SE IS ON FI-UR

[@FawDot]

a pixel NO MO-TER, ITS JUST THE NOR-TERN LI-TS

[@A_Name_On_YT]

He's the principle of the school, you know him well He's hoping Chalmers' lunch will be swell His roast in the oven, is fiery and burnt If he ruins it, Chalmers will be hurt He's delightful, devilish, an odd fellow too He's the principle of the Steamed Ham Crew

[@SavageRush012]

HUH! Seymour! Seymour Skinner! Seymour! Seymour Skinner is here!

[@jalenstimes7452]

That was incredible!!

[@deathbringr0005]

*H W U H*

[@thatguythatdoesshit8263]

Come on Seymour, take it to the fridge!!

[@awesomesavagepossumcabbage5844]

Gotta love Skinner's laugh at 2:18

[@coffeduck9014]

*HUH HUH HUH HUH*

[@fredarok579]

@@coffeduck9014*Nooo…*

[@notsure1969]

*HUH! HUH! HUH! HUH!*

[@IECB-studios]

“Why is there Snoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?” “That isn’t Snoke”

[@ravatosthepro1323]

That usnt snoke It's ben from the Kylo ren we are having, hmmmm Kylo ren

[@subjectnether959]

@@ravatosthepro1323 Fans, i hope you're ready for general hux

[@carltonleboss]

Would have made for a better film than Episode IX

[@bearyboy9088]

This is the superintendent and he is the ruler of the bunch

[@visualgagging]

He's finally here for unforgettable lunch!

[@Synthenym]

Well he's finally here, cooking for you, if you got a clam, he'll steam that too, put your buns together, if you want a bite, if they're obviously grilled, he'll steam hams tonight, HUH

[@bobhills4702]

Beary Boy The supernintendent

[@starthing1255]

His steamed ham gun, can distract you, from the burning of the roast and the building too!

[@Necros554]

I know him well

[@misterpaulferdinand]

I envy your patience

[@purplepotatochipPPC]

☆Mr. Paul☆ agreed! Like if you were to toot your own horn, you can record your own album and I wouldn't complain once! This is AMAZING!

[@thaneofmoss]

"You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at they have at Krusty Burger." " *HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH* NOOO."

[@themadbank6]

"No mother, it's just the northern larfs" 3:19 honestly my favorite

[@ceruleanblu3184]

2:18 “huh huh huh huh! NOOO” ohh my sides!

[@xxblackkzoruaxx5971]

lmao i love you for saying it like that

[@BLACKLIGHTCORE]

Is he humping something or what? Cause that's what it sounds like.

[@KasunaInsanity]

I read this as it was happening 😂😂😂

[@MarioSonic46]

*HUH HUH HUH HUH*

[@Dwurban64]

Are you threatening me, Master Jedi? The Senate will decide your fate. *I am the Senate.* *Not yet.* ...It's treason then. 2:45

[@randomtrashcan2678]

0:20 HUH! Oh, eGADs! MY rOAst is RUined!

[@ivanmorve6593]

He may cook slow He can't steam hams But this guy One hell of a liar

[@Memetastic]

How long did you spend sentence mixing. Because this is amazing.

[@MeStirRyanYTP]

Meme - tastic! Four days. Maybe more.

[@setsers1]

Meme - tastic! Hey dude!!

[@jmcieslak0]

imagine . . . . .

[@Mattato]

Lol, why do I see you everywhere?

[@solaireofludomedia1323]

Steamed Hams portrayed by spongebob

[@Wildman-lc3ur]

2:28 and YOU caLL Them steamed HANDS despite THE fact they are obviously PEELED

[@haidesecretario9212]

He has no style He has no grace But this kong can steam a ham

[@TheBillliantOne]

This Kong has a steamy face

[@NationOfOranges696]

You win the meme.

[@superdark336]

Its a regional dialect Uhuh, well what region? Uhh upstate new DONK?

[@costlesssword9707]

OH SH T IT’S SMO (Super Mario Odyssey)

[@tron7_]

Gavin Donahue oh, no, not in krazy kremland, it's an albanana expression.

[@SpecterPaladin]

*he-he-here we go!* Me: so they’re- Video: skiiiner, and his crazy explanations! Me: -_-

[@bobhills4702]

3:25 should have said "you're one hell of a guy"

[@RamblePrism]

HOLY HECK THAT INTRO *THAT BEAUTIFUL INTRO*

[@ThePatrick_]

Does this video need the Expansion Pak?

[@foxymetroid]

Yes.

[@PuckmanBG]

**connects expansion pak**

[@notgray88]

EXPAND DONG

[@dawnbreaker4217]

Expand dong

[@JoSephGD]

O K

[@birrymays]

DK RAP IS BACK BABY ASSEMBLE, ALGORITHM BRETHREN

[@jordanmynes2638]

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

[@bananadebilitada6844]

👣👣👣

[@dunkleham]

2:45 Palpatine beginning his surprise attack on the Jedi Council

[@FourScore64]

The Skinner and the Superintendant segment was beautiful, and the DK64 transitions were such a nice touch

[@bickerysebastian]

Klonoa?

[@giltzexuh]

FourScore64 Nice prof pic

[@lastlegend9657]

"Upstate New Donk" XD

[@nonalkos_taki_41912]

3:17 I laughed there

[@jasonalen7459]

3:31 This got me

[@kuribokirby6222]

At 1:58 it sounds like Skinner says “upstate New Donk” I really hope that was intentional because it is great

[@eattherich162]

Kuribo Kirby 1:57

[@TheJoelykin]

this is easily my favorite version of this meme. the sentence mixing was on point

[@Mike_Ka-Chowski]

This is how everyone in the Michael Bay Transformers heard Bumblebee speak

[@jasonaitken7860]

3:16 SEY - MOUR - THE - HOU - SE - IS - ON - FI - RE!

[@enclosedgranddad1715]

I truly aopreciate what you did with the theme song.

[@riften1229]

Never thought I'd hear the DK Rap say Aurora Borealis.

[@Zalamandar]

*A-ROR-A-BOR-EE-A-LIS*

[@newsiesforever208]

A... Aurora Borealis? at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen? May I see it?

[@PuckmanBG]

no

[@massivebrosive]

0:50 me - DK - TIONS thats still amazing

[@briannhiep115]

2:45 AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[@toasterstrooder8628]

That Skinner and Superintendent opening segment was incredible!

[@sendylie1774]

His roast is ruined He steamed no Clams But Skinner buys burgers And called them Steamed Hams Anyway, God-tier sentence mixing.

[@paperluigi6132]

Sendy Lie What's your profile picture?

[@theadvocateofthedevilsadvo1030]

I read because literally profile orgasm

[@SuperPonySaiyan9000]

Sey-mour Ski-nner! Huuh!

[@GretgorPooper]

I lost it at the song part, replacing the music with the DK rap was genius, and keeping it a concise rap was even more awesome.

[@seymourgamingsimpson]

Skinner Approved, thats really impressive lol

[@DevoutSkeptic]

The fact that you got the Skinner and the Superintendent song to fit into the DK Rap was amazing.

[@paperking_real]

Jimmy Davis would be proud of you.

[@PoopTVYTP]

at least Truder came here

[@RaiToons]

Ahhhh 0:08

[@Jinxbreaker]

Nobody: people talking in GTA

[@drivingprune112]

He has no roast He has no clams This guy only has steamed hams

[@HomerAlltheWay]

Boy, am I glad you gave in. 10/10

[@The15231]

HUH HUH HUH HUH NO

[@MELTMYEYEZSEEURFUTURE]

Semore’s yawn was just- *AHHHHHHHHHH*

[@Lebon19]

HUH HUH HUH HUH!

[@Legomaster-nj4oo]

Who!

[@ChristianFrates1997]

Delightfully devilish, Seymour!

[@JackDuripper]

HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH delIIIghtfully devilish RyanYTP

[@Yuti640]

Jack Duripper:Umm it's actually 5 HUH'S....screw it I don't care

[@asntommy4ever563]

Yay i'm your 500th liker

[@dialga236]

Ahem, according to my degree from Behind the Meme University, it's ACTUALLY called *_S E N T E N C E S H I F T I N G_*

[@darquille]

3:12 "No"

[@Sean16YT]

*SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!*

[@ness_0144]

*NO MOTHER IS JUST THE NORTHERN LIGHTS!*

[@luiginerd4productions658]

@@ness_0144 Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.

[@fullmetalgamer6062]

Help! HELP!

[@LandaPanda8]

Giant fire truck intensifies

[@Omnywrench]

He has no style, he has no glam, this principal steams a real good ham

[@BLUECHAOSEMERALD_]

Just imagine how long it took this dude to make this.

[@diamondsoldier6051]

0:22 killed me

[@firworks]

That DK Rap theme song in the middle was a masterpiece.

[@pancakemix1170]

Stroke of genius

[@undead923]

Someone get SiivaGunner

[@flaco3462]

gay

[@san_ka4928]

DK Rap (Intendentent Version)

[@ElyGalvin]

I was thinking the samething!

[@tackey8632]

"Chaze? Yeah, we got a high quality gold mine over here. Get over here and make a DK Rip out of this right now!"

[@Ivan14XYU]

0:42 thats just perfect

[@spencerdecker5296]

0:27 I shat myself at the disguise and then at the huhuhu

[@8cb724]

i hope there's an alternate universe where this is the very original of Steamed Hams

[@ScottJoC]

The Simpsons, voiced by Donkey Kong 64

[@8cb724]

Ah, but it is just a theory. We don't _really_ know if that's entirely true yet...

[@sobersplash6172]

You Failed To Reach The Nuclear Throne According to the "multiverse theory" multiverse theory , there's a universe in which the multiverse theory is true

[@XenobiologistB5]

sober splash So does that mean that the Multiverse Theory is a potentially self creating phenomenon? It’s own statement creates itself.

[@WelloBello]

You Failed To Reach The Nuclear Throne I’d love to see the universe where everyone speaks in Donkey Kong quips.

[@FanicAnimations]

1:54 i died

[@neptune9647]

Fanic uh HUH

[@conktabby8371]

R.I.P fanic but how are you typing?

[@citywokbesitzer6834]

Fanic What are you doing here

[@frickroll]

UPstate new DONK

[@conktabby8371]

Herooftheemblem SMO refrence

[@stapler942]

A-ROAH-RUH-BOH-RE-ALICE

[@khateatingcactus]

Why is this so good

[@diegoosores704]

Alternative names: Steamed banana Steamed coconut gun Steamed expand dong Expanded hams

[@SamSam065]

*LONG EXPANDED AND STEAMED DONG*

[@srirammohan9809]

Steamed *Soo-pah-intd-tend-dent*

[@vaquero2322]

I like expanded hams

[@naverick22]

This is the best one so far.

[@turtleytea2677]

1:17 "Why is there SNOKE coming out of your oven, Seymour?" 1:57 "Upstate New Yonk"

[@conntoons_4848]

2:45 *AAAAAAAAAAAAH*