OFFLINETV DATING SIMULATOR (RED FLAGS)

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Single people" Lily: (Cries) Everyone else: Yay

[@mm-ut3tl]

Ofc ur here again..

[@trashpanda4613]

Why the hell do I see you in every video comments around like 5 KZbinrs

[@Pyroxlol]

@@trashpanda4613 He's continuing Justin Y's legacy

[@Dobis624]

It'd be pretty cool if you did have a mustache

[@sampotham9528]

All the single people huh I'm not seeing poki 🙄

[@Earlgreyyyy]

Lily: He's hot AND rich. Yvonne: (Excited) Michael: _Never gain weight while dating_ Yvonne: ( *Straight up loses it* )

[@chosenuwu]

SHES SO HAVING THAT LMAO

[@JacksawWorld]

EarlGrey this is gold

[@LuffyLuffynoMi]

What makes it better is Michael Hyping it up as Lily grumbles about it

[@gamergreen4823]

She acted like it was happening 😂

[@imunoriginal382]

*S E A N*

[@goopypegasus-7740]

Lily: is into people only speaking sarcasm Michael: it’s free real estate

[@panchielchido5567]

LMAO

[@nunita0065]

Tal vez desde hace un par de meses ellos estan saliendo, la miniatura del video los tienen a los dos, nos. Quisieron advertir de la situación y no le pusimos atención :0

[@thedapperturkey]

The best part it’s official now

[@zean7026]

this aged very well

[@sketchycircle1067]

How did you predict this?

[@Nobody-bb4ep]

Fed: “What’s her ex’s name?” Micheal: “Fed” Me: “Fed Ex”

[@noorasrte6068]

LMAOOO this took me off guard and now I'm laughing like crazy

[@aylii]

this is why i shouldnt read the comments whilst eating food. i almost choked-

[@oskarlee3405]

lol

[@ryraisin3280]

Lol, I was eating ice cream and i spit it out all over my desk when I saw this comment... Thx a lot making me clean my desk....

[@tanjirokamodo5072]

I laughed way to hard on this than it deserves

[@crossonyx8463]

Lily “Single gang” Micheal I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move

[@RuferOfficial]

Very true lol

[@Jem2556]

Oh how turn tables

[@alvarezrodriguez4163]

@@RuferOfficial lmao he's speaking the language of the Gods

[@phantomblizzard7756]

@@RuferOfficial I think they meant "Oh how THE turn tables" its a The Office reference if you didnt know

[@jackdiaz1631]

It was actually lily that made the pro gamer move tho

[@rubfourthreetwo9020]

Lily: "I'm happy to have won in this table full of single people" No one: Scarra: *cough* _bullshit_

[@carl6868]

safe to say that Scarra knew he'd win the bet

[@GrapeOfLife]

Laughed too hard at this

[@caasinom8008]

Michael: I'm learning a lot about people today Also Michael: Give me the girl constantly covered in ants

[@blank0s162]

Tell me you wouldn't watch a video about a rocket scientist covered in ants taser-fighting Michael.

[@pyrrha7124]

kinky

[@BastiXIII]

She's the daughter of Ants in my eyes Johnson.

[@teigancarter93]

S picks a plot twist, Michael programmed the ants to kill the rocket scientist

[@taylrthegreat]

NIghtmare, nightmare, nightmare (death to turtles by ants)

[@bradleymoore3349]

Lily: says she likes generous and musicians Michael: hmm time to get out the saxophone and step up my game

[@wingnightbackwards]

michael is better than a professional musician because he doesn't have to be on tour ever and he sings with her and them pipes though

[@jacobbeltran7729]

He would just build a machine that plays whatever the fuck he wants 😂😂

[@DasDieDerErik]

@@jacobbeltran7729 He wouldnt build a smartphone just because hes part asian, wtf

[@drix4275]

@@DasDieDerErik Huh? Michael is known for his weird contraptions because he's an actual engineering genius, lol. Who fucking thinks he makes awesome things because he's part Asian? What the fuck is wrong with you?? I think your comment was that of "I live a good life so I need things to be angry about."

[@rexcorvorum4262]

Turns out this was just Micheal trying to figure out what Lily liked

[@wallowing5175]

CUTE

[@fullmetalz4904]

Bamboozled

[@sulfurical7439]

A robot that tasers you if you don’t share love and affection

[@stevethea5250]

@@wallowing5175 when did they start dating

[@fatbungus]

@@stevethea5250 since about february

[@Schability]

- “They only speak in sarcasm” - “That seems pretty fun, actually.” Michal Reeves’ brain: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@graceqiu6288]

charles the french?

[@adriangomez6486]

LMAOO OMG THATS SO TRUE

[@kaseyperryman3311]

Facts

[@penguinjesus8394]

Charles fan :D

[@valeriefaith7326]

Charles the french reference?

[@Default_Rain]

20:14 - Michael: "Does that mean you're the best at being single?" Holy f- that quick wit is deadly

[@ManWithAMask_]

Aaron Kaiser Hello fellow Kaiser. But yeah, Micheal’s a savage.

[@soulnotto7632]

Welp now they dating

[@Theepieguy]

If that's true I'm glad. They are both cute little muffins that deserve some happiness.

[@caffastrophe]

@@Theepieguy This is confrimed on Lily's Instagram under her most recent photo - check comments I am crying

[@cheekybreeky3775]

Well well well, how the turn tables.

[@linkthezombie]

11:44 "I don't really like it when girls drink too much." Yeah Fed, well girls don't really like it when you drink too much either

[@CrimsonRayne]

Damn, savage!

[@microgaming9209]

Damn…

[@remytherat7341]

Murdered. Absolutely murdered. I congratulate you.

[@roninsanati1397]

Put of pocket. 100% not needed, but most CERTAINLY appreciated.

[@togerino-senpai448]

Fed more like ded

[@blacktopjackdrop4074]

Lily: "Cooks your favorite food for you" 3 months later Lily: "We are making Michael's favorite katsu curry"

[@Algenhirn]

What the heck happend to your formating?!

[@curstinbcake1066]

@@Algenhirn ???

[@Algenhirn]

@@curstinbcake1066 The format of your comment is completely fucked up on PC. Looked like you were using spaces instead of enter. It's completely fine on mobile.

[@17SharkBro]

@@Algenhirn Ah, I think they used space instead of enter. And since the space on computer is larger than on mobile, it looks weird.

[@Davis...]

I need link

[@johnathannail6499]

"Only speak in sarcasm, devoid of emotions" - some of these red cards are just Michael

[@Warlekk]

Johnathan Nail “Plotting to kill you”

[@l0u13__3]

Super super racist

[@rddels]

Johnathan Nail “death row inmate”

[@jayala319]

@@bozo4282 wait.... Link?

[@jayala319]

9:21 "...never gonna give you up..." Lily's face rip

[@DandelgS]

"Only Speaks In Sarcasm" Lily: That sounds kinda fun actually. Michael: *_Okay, alright._* _(clear sarcasm)_ *THESE TWO WERE MADE FOR EACHOTHER*

[@JamesCPotter13]

Lily stated in the "Michael Reeves joins OfflineTV" around 5:12 that Michael invites people into his videos so he can taze them, And she said that she'd be down and that sounds exciting.

[@brycebzdak9427]

Also at roughly 1:07 Lily says "I do like funny people" they were destined to be.

[@thecowspace1260]

If only they knew what the near future would be like

[@prehistoriccreator9600]

@@JamesCPotter13 sounds Masochistic

[@oxheehee]

LMFAOOOOO look at them now man ;)

[@clydeericksoncapati7566]

Lily really went from "Michael, buddy." to "Michael, honey."🥺🥰 19:41

[@gerardgarcia3239]

Michael: *Literally only speaks/jokes in sarcasm* Lily: "That actually sounds kinda fun actually" *gets together* Me: "Ahhh... the prophecy..."

[@Blue-zu7pq]

69 like

[@bagelbite99]

@@Blue-zu7pq nice

[@boolalah4665]

@@Blue-zu7pq Nice

[@Instinct0425]

@@Blue-zu7pq nice

[@jakemaelstrom1404]

@@Blue-zu7pq nice

[@Star-vh4cs]

"If she doesn't work out for you" "She won't live for long" Ook

[@nobooty69]

The super racist one would’ve been my choice

[@iwillcry]

Michael to Lily: Your jokes aren’t funny Lily: **tells a joke** Michael: **laughs anyway** and that is wholesome stuff my dude

[@JiosWrld]

stan min yoongi she likes him lol

[@iwillcry]

Derps best new duo, but pls for the love of god people should stop spamming michael in lily’s streams :(

[@ethrilswifthawk3769]

am i the only person that thinks they should date?

[@fumu776]

@@ethrilswifthawk3769 they shouldnt, she's still processing a break-up also dont ship real people please, it makes lily uncomfortable

[@anzarmalik7522]

@@ethrilswifthawk3769 she said she doesn't like the shipping. They are like 8 years apart. It's weird for them, pls stop.

[@durps8815]

Lily (for Fed's turn): She believes you're the most attractive person she's ever met Scarra: So delusional? JESUS CHRIST SCARRA RELAX LMAO

[@jianfengyap9209]

Michael: your boyfriend is sarcastic lily: that sounds fun literally gets annoyed at every sarcastic comment that Michael made

[@invared]

Best kind of foreshadowing

[@gabyperez9502]

"imagine its filipino" "michaelll" "WHAT IM FILIPINO"

[@Regent192]

He's dirty for that no ones going to look at michael and say he's Filipino 🤦‍♂️

[@msepiphqny]

@@Regent192 But he is Filipino tho? Lmaoo

[@mitang_9568]

Lmao I literally laughed for 20 minutes straight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PikaP0ka]

@@Regent192 so? Does that mean hes not able to joke about that because he doesn’t look filipino? He IS filipino. There are many filipinos that are mistaken for other ethnicities im gonna guess youre filipino and as a filipino too im sure youve been mistaken for at least every east asian ethnicity out of the book. He can make those jokes

[@rrycian]

@@Regent192 but my first time seeing michael i thought he was a filipino that was born and raised in the usa that's why his accent is different, just like my cousins (but filipinos are actually really good at accents)

[@dabossdud]

"her ex's name is Fed" FedEx.

[@raionshishi8290]

LMAO i knew someone would make this joke.

[@SaskeR11]

Made my day

[@random4114]

Jajaja

[@hunter002x]

dabossdud that minecraft youtube caller FedExgaming xD

[@sea81793]

Or because Michael was selling his date to “Fed”myster.

[@Batmanstabbingadog]

Scarrra: a good realistic person Everyone else: they can fly, cured cancer and has a multi billion dollar company

[@ashtongaffoor6616]

Lily: As usual I have won Michael: This means she is the best at being single

[@staniekovski]

Michael is a beast but in a good way xd

[@siriusdeluna3076]

That one hit the bull's eye maximum trigger 😂😂

[@-tempest-6333]

With the power of ZEUS.... she’s the best at being single

[@sejinkim218]

She broke up?

[@alexleslie2898]

"So you have chose... death?"

[@U40N]

Damn Michael and Lily must have taken this game too seriously...

[@AZhang-fb9xs]

Neighthan lol guess lily looked past his red flags and vice versa.

[@trickorcrit6010]

@@AZhang-fb9xs honestly i don't see a single red flag in Michael lol

[@chloe5688]

OverThoughts addicted to crack

[@RAAAGGGHHHHH]

@@chloe5688 that's definitely a white card

[@alexphotiou3607]

@@trickorcrit6010 Taser fetish

[@user-if5pu7is9f]

Micheal: "Only speak in starcasm" Lily: "that's sounds kinds fun" That aged well

[@Deeznuts-zw3fv]

@Luke Pollock michael is pretty sarcastic

[@joy5605]

9:00 yeah he worked well

[@wilmeofficial]

THE STAR IS CUMIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@slippyseth693]

420 likes... nice

[@areopanda1664]

Like a fine wine.

[@dynamicpanic8935]

so much has happened,, michael and lily together, fed kicked out, and scara is still our favourite scara. i love it. proud of u guys

[@hags5490]

Lily: "Speeks in sarcasm, that could be annoying" Also lily: dates micheal

[@aaargh-angel]

s p e e k s

[@aaeve5676]

s p e e k s

[@andrehernandez6398]

s p e e k s

[@Yeeeee639]

*S P E E K S*

[@hags5490]

s p e e k s

[@damasterofskitsees]

Love him or hate him, Michael's last made up boyfriend is spitting straight fax.

[@rumiusagiyama8787]

LMAOO. THIS IS SO UNDERRATED AND FUNNY

[@wesdy517]

Oml...what a beautiful joke

[@pandawithaminigun5333]

Aight imma head out

[@LittleArachnid]

I've never been so proud and disappointed in humanity all at once

[@KikoStardust]

4 years later and I still don’t get that

[@adamstillwagon83]

Thumbnail: Micheal and Lily Title: DATING GAME The editors know.

[@karamasan1552]

THEY KNEW

[@nahfam2735]

Welp they are apparently dating now

[@adamstillwagon83]

@@nahfam2735 Where it say dat?

[@LeoKHN123]

@Adam Stillwagon On Lily's IG

[@yagooatthegoat]

Ship name?

[@yonahak4288]

11:10 omg the way Michael looked at her is so so cute 🥰

[@angelinaa676]

Lily: An accent is kinda cute tho- Micheal: ITS AN ACCENT YOU HAT- ITS FILLIPINO Yvonne: [laughs] Micheal: *IM FILLIPINO*

[@angelinaa676]

19:07

[@Leldoggy]

Ahaha imagine a local filipino language example is ilocano

[@Martin-yh7vi]

WHAT!? I THOUGH FILIPINO ACCENT WAS ATTRACTIVE!? 😅 IT WAS EVEN PART OF A TOP 10 OR TOP 20.

[@Leldoggy]

@@Martin-yh7vi yeah the general language we use but there are alot of dialects in the Philippines

[@nielsoncallejo8845]

Anong kagaguhan toh Sorry in advance

[@cannonfire0187]

Lily: don’t ship us How the tables have turned

[@abdur4754]

Even though they're dating she doesn't want to be shipped, she said that on stream yesterday

[@AZhang-fb9xs]

How the turns have tabled

[@cannonfire0187]

Hyunjun Ju I believe it’s ReeChu

[@asianmgk]

Ooh how the turn tables

[@chipoorion2303]

@@hyunjunju6405 i want it to be Michu, tho theres a lot of possible ship names for them

[@craze-dbranch7365]

Isn’t it funny how Michael had a crush on lily during this video

[@Bruh-vd1pp]

yes

[@MujihanaDesu]

It makes me uncomfortable seeing Fed in here too, knowing everything he did.

[@creeperalex3095]

Micheal had it planned all along.

[@connuhr4015]

someone tell lily's boyfriend that michael is crushing on her

[@hallowdemon5445]

Connor Nam lily and her boyfriend broke up

[@CreepyFrawley]

when Scarra said "voice of an angel" I imagined a booming voice shouting FEAR NOT

[@picapica201]

*screaming in **_G E O M E T R Y_*

[@jeffthegod_]

screaming in **D O O M**

[@vincemegasonic]

Michael: "Her ex's name is Fed" Hehehehe Fed-Ex

[@pervi8515]

That’s pretty good | (• ◡•)|

[@somerguy3527]

Damn, that’s a fucking good one

[@zanderbeeman757]

I am Fed up with these jokes

[@pacx3014]

Bro this joke is so bad the federal bad joke investigation is on to me.

[@somerguy3527]

PacX ikr

[@kuniaveas]

“Only can communicate through facts.” Me: “Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”

[@dbatman-rl2ct]

Me: "This comment made me laugh"

[@mrmayonnaise8761]

And that’s a fact

[@somedudeintheinterweb8665]

Me: the Mitochondria doesnt get paid

[@Ducky1033]

Don't stay in school

[@ricaesquivel5538]

Me: Jeffrey epstien didnt kill himself

[@hajot2582]

"imagines he's a Filipino" As a Filipino myself, I couldn't agree more

[@gumaruchu6799]

*sigh* never couldn't been worse

[@ezescider746]

Kapwa filipino

[@johnvincentobleada9404]

Filipinos can change any accent if I do say so myself ... Philippines numbah wan 😂

[@sircraktus8937]

Philippines nambahwan!

[@cringeman6438]

i love it when we filipinos being mentioned in foreign tvs or streams, even if its in the form of insult or a joke.

[@demodemon8940]

Lily: "Someone who speaks in sarcasm could be fun" Michael: *Immediately responds with Sarcasm*

[@Billy-be5fk]

14:47 Michael: We’re all just bad at this game. Lily: This is why we’re single. 👀

[@Caroline-vx4nm]

And also Michael's *hEuhA* afterwards

[@idiotsplay9581]

Fed saying "today we're playing red flags" is some serious next level irony

[@microgaming9209]

Yeah...

[@drake2172]

Lol

[@vertigodescent9490]

And then immediately being in the lead with two points while everyone's at zero, having blank cards constantly and therefore the advantage, ending up losing anyway (plus the card making the comment "there are a lot of scum KZbinr's out there").

[@Mars-nm8ek]

💀💀💀

[@massivelegend5209]

And then also saying "i have a lot of sex" while whereing a "virginity rocks" shirt

[@dalis69]

Lily: "she's a youtube celebrity" me: *FORESHADOWING*

[@modcolocko]

P^rnstar FORESHADOWING?

[@patsumii_843]

@@modcolocko *no.*

[@modcolocko]

@@patsumii_843 Yeah I agree

[@patsumii_843]

@@modcolocko glad we agree

[@alexjackyperson101]

and a p*rnstar

[@bespinguard7854]

*whips out a card on Michael’s turn* “Is lilypichu” Michael: *instantly picks it*

[@puchopucho7790]

Sarcasm goblin: "he always speaks in sarcasm" Lily: "that sounds pretty fun actually" Sarcasm goblin liked that

[@jmesliao]

why am i reminded of toast

[@Iburnyoudie]

@@jmesliao or Destiny...

[@mememachine9508]

@@Iburnyoudie or Michael... A living; breathing, tazer addicted, comedian, sarcasm goblin. (No hate on Michael the guy is great)

[@johanncarlos7062]

Might wanna check her ig fellas... ;)

[@puchopucho7790]

@@johanncarlos7062 now i can die in peace :')

[@alfonsoreycanal6017]

Lily: "I really wish people would stop shipping me and Michael" Offline TV: "Yeah who does that?" Also Offline TV: *Thumbnail of Lily and Michael and the words Dating Game* Never change guys, get them views 😂

[@Minrinea]

Does she really said that ? XD

[@jannicklumme]

@@Minrinea yes I also believe she sees him like a little brother

[@skyrofill482]

I think they could be a couple

[@harulee2986]

@@Minrinea She said it was very uncomfortable at a stream

[@mg70gaming66]

Haha that's what I was thinking, Lily is the only one Michel has been on stream with.

[@lucid8991]

Michael uses the “Only speaks in sarcasm” card as an insult... MICHAEL used the card... MICHAEL did... MICHAEL.

[@williamwebb580]

Lily: that sounds kinda fun actually.

[@saritrisnawati9346]

Plot twist, Michael wanna know if his sarcasm stood a chance so he put it out there.

[@khristopherkomodoensis4734]

Michael: Imagine it's an accent you hate! It's Filipino. I'm Filipino!

[@sora-san4943]

Michael: Does that mean you're the best at being single? Lily: *Dates Michael*

[@MysteriousC]

"Always speaks in sarcasm." Lily: "that sounds kinda fun actually." Michael: *answers sarcastically*

[@nooobula]

I WAS SCREAMING LMAO

[@LunarStarShip1]

"only speaks in sarcasm" Lily: that's fun Michael: well your gonna love me

[@berkakbulut4634]

You're*

[@LunarStarShip1]

@@berkakbulut4634 you arth

[@menelithil]

@@berkakbulut4634 ana dili olanlardan daha çok takmamız -_- çok sinir bozucular

[@shadybean3875]

20:15 Michael- Lmao also Lily: “I’m going to _HURT_ you.”

[@raystrife234]

She wasnt reeeadyyyyyyy xD

[@Artixtra]

666 likes

[@EclipsedEquinox]

I could see her eyes glowing red for a second.

[@Light-on9qi]

"Allergic to dogs" "Owns five pomerians" Determination or masochism

[@wlyscarl3th]

card says: speaks in sarcasm Lily: "oh that actually sounds kinda fun" Mykull: "Im learning a lot from this" them both: Gets together

[@hayleeeyler]

how the fuck did you spell michael

[@b4st156]

Lily: "Speaking in sarcasm actually sounds really fun" Michael: See you at the top boooooys

[@Brookhyonatan]

U got it wrong, it’s boiiiiiiiiiis

[@charliethechampion7511]

20:15 Michael: “does that mean your the best at being single” Lily: “I’M GOING TO HURT YOU”

[@emikotagahushi941]

Seeing Yvonne get so excited over the imaginary boyfriend was hilarious and wholesome - especially not having to worry about gaining weight lol!! 😂

[@schustir]

Michael gets a card saying "incapable of human emotion" Me: So it's just him in real life.

[@themerpking8445]

I mean, he seems very jolly in the pain of others

[@EmperorQuinking]

I don't know man Kuuderes are pretty cool in anime...

[@孫子]

@@EmperorQuinking KUUDERE IS A WORD FOR GIRLSSSSSS

[@zackzackary9260]

@@孫子 Michaela Reeves exists

[@idealicfool]

@@EmperorQuinking dandere. Kuudere is more like Cho from the mentalist.

[@freire707]

Micheal: The single people club! Ayyyy! *Michael and Lily announce they’re dating* *Scarra and Fed cry in the corner*

[@fwble_3888]

Scarra and Fed got married in Vegas wdym

[@CelaLare]

scarra wipes tears with cash

[@bobongnilalang7324]

But scarra is still happy winning a thousand dollars

[@lionelk.y7233]

@@bobongnilalang7324 Fed still crying tho

[@neongamer1344]

Scarra won that bet tho

[@ryanmeyer2044]

Can we talk about the fact that the musician is a movie.

[@incopententhumour4600]

Before you say anything else I'ma have to say shut fuk up and were not talking about it

[@user-gs5uz2dy2k]

@@incopententhumour4600 no we will talk about it

[@user-gs5uz2dy2k]

Continue

[@incopententhumour4600]

Cant argue with straight facts Mr k

[@cris5555]

@@incopententhumour4600 Straight fax

[@lvlHive]

Why is no one talking about Michael: "A respectful yoga instructor vs a super model scientist? SAY THAT OUTLOUD TO YOURSELF AGAIN"

[@juan_frg]

8:56 the momento Michael realize he had a chance...

[@sriramradhakrishna878]

15:00 - "How attractive is her mother?" Scarra be asking the real questions here

[@spellthiefsedge2010]

OI JOUSUKE！

[@magsor]

Lily: He’s hot, owns a penthouse suite and speaks in a foreign accent. IT’S ACTUALLY LUCIFER OMFG

[@lauratonisson7162]

oh my god its better than i imagined

[@idkanymore4815]

Foreign accent that changes m8, that would be pretty fucking annoying

[@Ronnie-hi2od]

Oohh 😂

[@EthalaRide]

I mean that would suck, but you'd just have to wait for it to change back to one you like.

[@cederian]

Mr. Morningstar for you.

[@Eclectic-Sheep]

0:07 I think she’s saying “I’m not really interested in dating.” And Michael is like “thank you for interjecting that.” Idk if any of you have liked someone who keeps insisting they aren’t interested in dating but I relate

[@ZED_117]

Michael: "I'm learning a lot about people tonight" Any sane person: "thats a very bad thing"

[@egg7241]

Michael: "Gow is she a brain surgeon?" Also Michael: "Surgery robot go brr!"

[@wandanemer2630]

That is exactly him.

[@JohnSmith-vb5ck]

Michael is honestly the chaos energy this group really needs hahahaha, the last sentence he said was gold.

[@themilkmanv1148]

You’re the real hero for not spoiling the joke

[@MisterL2_yt]

yeah man he is amazing

[@The_Hatt]

He's doing toast's job now while toast is nowhere to be seen

[@michaelchen6547]

John Smith rip albert

[@MonkiMirai]

10:03 "they own an adorable coffee shop!" Someday, we'll have our last conversation...

[@ivanlezcano8825]

AND DRINK OUR LAST CUP OF COFFEE

[@cheesenugget69]

Fed: sexual attractiveness is very important to me Everybody: YIKES

[@Patmargolin22]

turns out the guy who always talks about females and sex is a creep. who didn’t see this coming?

[@cheesenugget69]

@@Patmargolin22 was there any news about that e-girl he talked with. Just curious

[@Patmargolin22]

CheeseNugget I haven’t seen any so far

[@cheesenugget69]

@@Patmargolin22 good

[@AnnMignonette]

I've been looking for someone comments about this

[@ferrannoah]

This didn’t age well ... Or did it

[@creaky2505]

*Vsauce intro music*

[@christianmoss6464]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/in-VZpqeoMuah6M

[@patta14]

You get to date one of your best friends. But he/she is a crackhead.

[@brainiac1595]

like a fine wine

[@smelliott3446]

it did

[@Sunosai]

"Won't allow Wi-Fi in the house." That sound be an actual crime.

[@mattiloponen92]

I wouldn't mind that tbh. I've never used a Wi-Fi because where i live we get unlimited data 100-200M LFT (4G) for like a $20-30 /month. This red card is for 'muricans fpr sure.

[@georgeykurien3207]

what if they used a wired connection?

[@HCBBExplore]

Maza Mobile data doesn’t do shit if you’re trying to play online games smh

[@spin4687]

FingerFlicksPC fiber optics

[@disthorn]

@@HCBBExplore wifi in online games? What are you BROKE?

[@soggy_bagel2195]

LMAO YOU CAN SEE MICHAEL LOOK AT LILY AT 2:27 WHEN FED’S TALKING ABOUT HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND

[@olynodren]

Ignoring everything else about this video that might not have aged well, that "facts-fax" debacle still gets me. Like Yvonne just had a bee fact ready to go and Michael's confused "wait, what?" just kills me lmao.

[@omegateodor9768]

Well this aged well... Lily and Michel date..... Scarra and Fed are married...

[@crawlingboy]

wait to who are scarra and fed married to

[@ankitasaha9414]

@@crawlingboy r/wooooosh and also VEGAS

[@crawlingboy]

@@ankitasaha9414 i honestly dont know thats why im asking my dude

[@infiniteaj8688]

@@crawlingboy They aren't, people just ship them as a joke. The joke was that they're married to one another.

[@crawlingboy]

@@infiniteaj8688 ooooh well im dumb thanks for explaining my dude

[@jedfrando4188]

"Someone who doesn't understand your jokes" Michael to Lily: you're kinda used to that actually *MICHAEL I-*

[@potatofish5862]

i feel like michael put down "only speaks in sarcasm" to see what lily's reaction would have been

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

The battle between Scarra and Fed with the blank cards were intense af

[@josephkim4723]

6:48 "She's worth like $50 million dollars plus..." Fact Check: She's worth $140 million

[@Bovr]

He did say plus

[@climlock8755]

You speak in facts

[@Rockalanche]

Don't you mean fax check?

[@Dissectionator]

Bruh she technically does owe a million+ dollars to the government because taxes lol

[@Xaeart]

@@Rockalanche Carfax

[@rubygarza762]

11:43 Fed:“i-i don’t really like alcohol.” welp that didn’t age well

[@b4lke]

seems to me like he loves it

[@beetothefuture4822]

aww you stole my line but tbf you didnt steal it you were just faster gg i must go commit not living now

[@chrialltchief2813]

He also said he needs sex in his relationship with everyone xD

[@neil963]

@@chrialltchief2813 that's pretty much everyone

[@tiloue0445]

we all know that didnt age at all. he obviously did like alcohol.

[@IocheGG]

Did anyone else notice Scarra's slip up when he said "You already think Michael is 12, but what happens when he's 6"

[@ricecumm]

Bro why did you comment this 51 times

[@IocheGG]

@RiceCum I didn't, phone must have glitched out or something.

[@Lordviridian]

It scares me that Michael fits so perfectly into their group

[@TristanOnGoogle]

Well, when you have millions of subscribers and dozens of millions viewers on your youtube videos, they have a place for you.

[@Lordviridian]

@@TristanOnGoogle no thanks boomer

[@TristanOnGoogle]

@@Lordviridian It's a generic "you", it's not about you and your 176 views ;)

[@wouterschouten3376]

@@TristanOnGoogle at least he has some views.....

[@nguyendactri-11a82]

@@wouterschouten3376 OOF

[@Asmanedeah]

Michael: Imagine it's Filipino! Offline: No racism Michael: *I'M FILIPINO!*

[@h2cubby830]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@michalgryc2924]

"Because if internet has taught me anything, it's that if you're a member of a race you're allowed to mock that race however you like even tho you're disconnected from the culture." - Michael Reeves

[@loreignaribal4055]

actually Filipino's have funny accent for me and i am a Filipino

[@YuSooKey]

@@michalgryc2924 It's true though and yeah, Filipinos do sound funny but not as funny as Indians.

[@kraykee]

@@loreignaribal4055 ok now that's just biased

[@saym418]

Micheal: STARBICKS EVERYDAY Yvonne: ( screaming and jumping out of joy )

[@Krispeeness]

i can't---😂😂

[@informationbroker9853]

Like when Oprah gives out stuff. Lol

[@informationbroker9853]

Like when Oprah gives out stuff. Lol

[@DarkMoon095]

Yvonne: Shit negro, that's all you had to say

[@gamingwithyou2135]

19:02 IM FREAKING OFFENDED!

[@gloomyrain8810]

Lily: "She believes that you are the most attractive person they have ever seen." Scarra: "So delusional? That doesn't seem like a good thing."

[@IPFreelly]

"people are shipping Michael and Lily what do we do" "put em in the thumbnail for the dating sim for views"

[@inthepalemoonlight14]

That's just a good bit of business right there.

[@miggyleboi9927]

"clever girl"- Jurassic Park

[@stanislaviliev6305]

No, Lily and Fed, since times immemorial it has been said so.

[@bradenvester4308]

It's just good businesses

[@Cluccers]

it's because it's gonna drive up their views also relationship-related adds have a pretty good cpm

[@skylarcutri3985]

"Shes respectful and a yoga instructor" "But she thinks your ugly" Michael: *silence* Me: Oh they have something in common

[@satomafuyu8620]

she thinks his ugly

[@hassanw6925]

@@satomafuyu8620 Is this Michaels Alt, I feel like it is.

[@imgladnotu9527]

@@hassanw6925 i bet its just a dedicated google account just for michael lmao

[@faithy908]

Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare i would just like to thank you for explaining that properly

[@dafiercedragon5688]

Michael's girlfriend's cards should just say "Lily"

[@questionminecrafter]

TRUE LOL

[@lionelk.y7233]

Part 2 when?

[@wuggly5124]

DaFierceDragon true but I hope they never date in the sense that a friendship that strong is easily broken by dating

[@hugo6535]

@@wuggly5124 They are already dating and have been for a while now.

[@wuggly5124]

Hugo Angqvist yea I found that out shortly after making this post

[@baconlettucepotato69]

can we appreciate that this game was cultured enough to rickroll you through the means of a playing card

[@kolobokdigidon233]

"She's supermodel and smell great, but 0% sexual attractive to you" Fed: Wait! I already got that

[@danganh146]

oof

[@nickrazo6283]

Wait who is this?? XD poki??

[@Thomas-cq6ii]

Is it kim kardashian

[@debbuan]

Oh let me do one for Lily! Her boyfriend is a genius programmer and he has the best sense of humor But He’s a crackhead

[@Transcendent_Chad]

Pratyushraj Chouhan don’t forget he love taser people 😂💔 best completion

[@thomassamuels710]

Where’s the downside? I don’t see one

[@Transcendent_Chad]

Thomas Samuels yeah me to

[@zuwiqq]

shes a crackhead too so i see this as an absolute win

[@Transcendent_Chad]

Grace KI math crack you mean perfect couple

[@pdmn2641]

Isn’t it funny how scarra could’ve deadass done: Immune to the red card ✅ Is sean✅

[@MateusDrake]

This makes perfect sense. Custom cards shouldn't be able to copy other cards in the first place.

[@davidwilli5542]

That would have been so big brain holy shit

[@rkvw7608]

It that was possible every custom card could've been used as a "immune to red card".

[@nicodemoboccia5090]

That would have been kinda lame though

[@notlad8018]

He is the perfect boi. You have to choose me as winner.

[@liamwelsh4665]

“Only speaks in sarcasm” Lily: “that’d be fun…” Michael: “I’m leARning SoOooo much.” Yes you were Michael yes you were

[@ttstyle6159]

Michael: She is always honest to you Scarra: HONESTLY...

[@secondculs]

I love the way Lily "relationship" becoming a meme rather than something that "shouldn't be mentioned"

[@mikasarinalh6998]

Varler she is not with Albert anymore, He cheated on her with a fellow streamer. She is healing though and wants no Ill will towards him.

[@michaelaquino2704]

It started with Michael and I guess everyone else including lily got comfortable around that topic / able to joke about it.

[@QDJW]

@@michaelaquino2704 laughter is the best medicine

[@tae912]

I mean.. Michael did give Lily a necklace in recent stream... 😳

[@scoutiano4441]

@@tae912 stop your degeneracy

[@crimeman110]

Lily Your new boyfriend is really cute, funny, and smart and can code and build robots. BUT He has acne and tazes people.

[@crome2021]

The tazer makes him cuter.

[@Vloggen]

And the acne makes him approachable

[@warcrabs]

The Acne is like flavour spots.

[@harrybailey7661]

@Zyraxor1312 i think someone has acne

[@crimeman110]

@Zyraxor1312 dude, I have pretty severe cystic acne. It's not fun, but I think it's definitely something I'm allowed to poke fun at in other people.

[@marcusberube2388]

LILY: "Canonically they have 3 wishes." That's not true canonically they have infinite wishes.

[@CHOOMBA999]

If only we knew fed himself was a red flag

[@saraninh]

what happened?

[@duck_ruler8094]

@@saraninh look up fed drama offlinetv.

[@aidendreamer1708]

Yikes

[@lauprayer3808]

Nahh. Poki and fed had a relationship

[@CHOOMBA999]

Lau Prayer a relationship as friends fed lied about them actually being together and that was one of the big problems apparently

[@cloud1301..]

Vid: "Who would win here?" Michael: *69%* Me: oh no Edit: fuck its at 70% now

[@sviestassviestuotas5081]

Same

[@rat5394]

Same

[@matsuri4673]

LMAOOO TRUEW

[@AlejandroRomero-xy6wp]

69 7u7

[@tpermutation9326]

Same

[@weezyfbaby573]

“I’ve had a lot of sex in my life” -Fed 2019

[@King0neEurope]

press "×" for doubt. xxxxxxxxx

[@matthewmariveles3871]

2020*

[@arcanechicken4342]

@@matthewmariveles3871 check upload date

[@zescreaminmoose1821]

Also Fed: VirginityRocks sweatshirt

[@johnhowardz9524]

@@King0neEurope Actually no lol he is quite good looking so I doubt he doesn't have a lot of it

[@MehmetKaya-km6ir]

9:25 Scarra: “you already think micheal is 12” SCARRA KNEW EVERYTHING HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS