OFFLINETV DATING SIMULATOR (RED FLAGS)

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4 жыл бұрын

Today we played a game called Red Flags! Each round there is 1 designated single person, the rest of the players each try to create the perfect date for this person with white cards. These players also have to try to sabotage other dates with 1 red card. We'll do 2 rounds and the person with the most successful dates wins!
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@Earlgreyyyy
@Earlgreyyyy 4 жыл бұрын
Lily: He's hot AND rich. Yvonne: (Excited) Michael: _Never gain weight while dating_ Yvonne: ( *Straight up loses it* )
@chosenuwu
@chosenuwu 4 жыл бұрын
SHES SO HAVING THAT LMAO
@JacksawWorld
@JacksawWorld 4 жыл бұрын
EarlGrey this is gold
@LuffyLuffynoMi
@LuffyLuffynoMi 4 жыл бұрын
What makes it better is Michael Hyping it up as Lily grumbles about it
@gamergreen4823
@gamergreen4823 4 жыл бұрын
She acted like it was happening 😂
@imunoriginal382
@imunoriginal382 4 жыл бұрын
*S E A N*
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
"Single people" Lily: (Cries) Everyone else: Yay
@mm-ut3tl
@mm-ut3tl 4 жыл бұрын
Ofc ur here again..
@trashpanda4613
@trashpanda4613 4 жыл бұрын
Why the hell do I see you in every video comments around like 5 KZbinrs
@Pyroxlol
@Pyroxlol 4 жыл бұрын
@@trashpanda4613 He's continuing Justin Y's legacy
@Dobis624
@Dobis624 4 жыл бұрын
It'd be pretty cool if you did have a mustache
@sampotham9528
@sampotham9528 4 жыл бұрын
All the single people huh I'm not seeing poki 🙄
@Nobody-bb4ep
@Nobody-bb4ep 3 жыл бұрын
Fed: “What’s her ex’s name?” Micheal: “Fed” Me: “Fed Ex”
@noorasrte6068
@noorasrte6068 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO this took me off guard and now I'm laughing like crazy
@aylii
@aylii 3 жыл бұрын
this is why i shouldnt read the comments whilst eating food. i almost choked-
@oskarlee3405
@oskarlee3405 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@ryraisin3280
@ryraisin3280 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, I was eating ice cream and i spit it out all over my desk when I saw this comment... Thx a lot making me clean my desk....
@tanjirokamodo5072
@tanjirokamodo5072 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed way to hard on this than it deserves
@bradleymoore3349
@bradleymoore3349 2 жыл бұрын
Lily: says she likes generous and musicians Michael: hmm time to get out the saxophone and step up my game
@wingnightbackwards
@wingnightbackwards 2 жыл бұрын
michael is better than a professional musician because he doesn't have to be on tour ever and he sings with her and them pipes though
@jacobbeltran7729
@jacobbeltran7729 2 жыл бұрын
He would just build a machine that plays whatever the fuck he wants 😂😂
@DasDieDerErik
@DasDieDerErik Жыл бұрын
@@jacobbeltran7729 He wouldnt build a smartphone just because hes part asian, wtf
@drix4275
@drix4275 Жыл бұрын
@@DasDieDerErik Huh? Michael is known for his weird contraptions because he's an actual engineering genius, lol. Who fucking thinks he makes awesome things because he's part Asian? What the fuck is wrong with you?? I think your comment was that of "I live a good life so I need things to be angry about."
@rexcorvorum4262
@rexcorvorum4262 3 жыл бұрын
Turns out this was just Micheal trying to figure out what Lily liked
@wallowing5175
@wallowing5175 3 жыл бұрын
CUTE
@fullmetalz4904
@fullmetalz4904 3 жыл бұрын
Bamboozled
@sulfurical7439
@sulfurical7439 3 жыл бұрын
A robot that tasers you if you don’t share love and affection
@stevethea5250
@stevethea5250 3 жыл бұрын
@@wallowing5175 when did they start dating
@fatbungus
@fatbungus 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevethea5250 since about february
@johnathannail6499
@johnathannail6499 4 жыл бұрын
"Only speak in sarcasm, devoid of emotions" - some of these red cards are just Michael
@Warlekk
@Warlekk 4 жыл бұрын
Johnathan Nail “Plotting to kill you”
@l0u13__3
@l0u13__3 4 жыл бұрын
Super super racist
@rddels
@rddels 4 жыл бұрын
Johnathan Nail “death row inmate”
@jayala319
@jayala319 4 жыл бұрын
@@bozo4282 wait.... Link?
@jayala319
@jayala319 4 жыл бұрын
9:21 "...never gonna give you up..." Lily's face rip
@linkthezombie
@linkthezombie 3 жыл бұрын
11:44 "I don't really like it when girls drink too much." Yeah Fed, well girls don't really like it when you drink too much either
@CrimsonRayne
@CrimsonRayne 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, savage!
@microgaming9209
@microgaming9209 2 жыл бұрын
Damn…
@remytherat7341
@remytherat7341 2 жыл бұрын
Murdered. Absolutely murdered. I congratulate you.
@roninsanati1397
@roninsanati1397 2 жыл бұрын
Put of pocket. 100% not needed, but most CERTAINLY appreciated.
@togerino-senpai448
@togerino-senpai448 2 жыл бұрын
Fed more like ded
@clydeericksoncapati7566
@clydeericksoncapati7566 2 жыл бұрын
Lily really went from "Michael, buddy." to "Michael, honey."🥺🥰 19:41
@crossonyx8463
@crossonyx8463 4 жыл бұрын
Lily “Single gang” Micheal I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move
@RuferOfficial
@RuferOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
Very true lol
@Jem2556
@Jem2556 3 жыл бұрын
Oh how turn tables
@alvarezrodriguez4163
@alvarezrodriguez4163 3 жыл бұрын
@@RuferOfficial lmao he's speaking the language of the Gods
@phantomblizzard7756
@phantomblizzard7756 3 жыл бұрын
@@RuferOfficial I think they meant "Oh how THE turn tables" its a The Office reference if you didnt know
@jackdiaz1631
@jackdiaz1631 3 жыл бұрын
It was actually lily that made the pro gamer move tho
@goopypegasus-7740
@goopypegasus-7740 4 жыл бұрын
Lily: is into people only speaking sarcasm Michael: it’s free real estate
@panchielchido5567
@panchielchido5567 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@nunita0065
@nunita0065 4 жыл бұрын
Tal vez desde hace un par de meses ellos estan saliendo, la miniatura del video los tienen a los dos, nos. Quisieron advertir de la situación y no le pusimos atención :0
@thedapperturkey
@thedapperturkey 4 жыл бұрын
The best part it’s official now
@zean7026
@zean7026 4 жыл бұрын
this aged very well
@sketchycircle1067
@sketchycircle1067 4 жыл бұрын
How did you predict this?
@basicallyretarded
@basicallyretarded 2 жыл бұрын
"Imagine it's a Filipino" "Im a Filipino" Best skill to save yourself from a boss battle
@durps8815
@durps8815 2 жыл бұрын
Lily (for Fed's turn): She believes you're the most attractive person she's ever met Scarra: So delusional? JESUS CHRIST SCARRA RELAX LMAO
@dabossdud
@dabossdud 4 жыл бұрын
"her ex's name is Fed" FedEx.
@raionshishi8290
@raionshishi8290 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO i knew someone would make this joke.
@SaskeR11
@SaskeR11 4 жыл бұрын
Made my day
@random4114
@random4114 4 жыл бұрын
Jajaja
@hunter002x
@hunter002x 4 жыл бұрын
dabossdud that minecraft youtube caller FedExgaming xD
@sea81793
@sea81793 4 жыл бұрын
Or because Michael was selling his date to “Fed”myster.
@jeremy2474
@jeremy2474 3 жыл бұрын
- “They only speak in sarcasm” - “That seems pretty fun, actually.” Michal Reeves’ brain: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!
@graceqiu6288
@graceqiu6288 3 жыл бұрын
charles the french?
@adriangomez6486
@adriangomez6486 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOO OMG THATS SO TRUE
@kaseyperryman3311
@kaseyperryman3311 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@penguinjesus8394
@penguinjesus8394 3 жыл бұрын
Charles fan :D
@valeriefaith7326
@valeriefaith7326 3 жыл бұрын
Charles the french reference?
@Batmanstabbingadog
@Batmanstabbingadog Жыл бұрын
Scarrra: a good realistic person Everyone else: they can fly, cured cancer and has a multi billion dollar company
@bespinguard7854
@bespinguard7854 3 жыл бұрын
*whips out a card on Michael’s turn* “Is lilypichu” Michael: *instantly picks it*
@rubfourthreetwo9020
@rubfourthreetwo9020 4 жыл бұрын
Lily: "I'm happy to have won in this table full of single people" No one: Scarra: *cough* _bullshit_
@carl6868
@carl6868 4 жыл бұрын
safe to say that Scarra knew he'd win the bet
@GrapeOfLife
@GrapeOfLife 4 жыл бұрын
Laughed too hard at this
@gabyperez9502
@gabyperez9502 3 жыл бұрын
"imagine its filipino" "michaelll" "WHAT IM FILIPINO"
@Regent192
@Regent192 3 жыл бұрын
He's dirty for that no ones going to look at michael and say he's Filipino 🤦‍♂️
@msepiphqny
@msepiphqny 3 жыл бұрын
@@Regent192 But he is Filipino tho? Lmaoo
@mitang_9568
@mitang_9568 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao I literally laughed for 20 minutes straight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@PikaP0ka
@PikaP0ka 3 жыл бұрын
@@Regent192 so? Does that mean hes not able to joke about that because he doesn’t look filipino? He IS filipino. There are many filipinos that are mistaken for other ethnicities im gonna guess youre filipino and as a filipino too im sure youve been mistaken for at least every east asian ethnicity out of the book. He can make those jokes
@rrycian
@rrycian 3 жыл бұрын
@@Regent192 but my first time seeing michael i thought he was a filipino that was born and raised in the usa that's why his accent is different, just like my cousins (but filipinos are actually really good at accents)
@CreepyFrawley
@CreepyFrawley 2 жыл бұрын
when Scarra said "voice of an angel" I imagined a booming voice shouting FEAR NOT
@picapica201
@picapica201 2 жыл бұрын
*screaming in **_G E O M E T R Y_*
@jeffthegod_
@jeffthegod_ 11 ай бұрын
screaming in **D O O M**
@dynamicpanic8935
@dynamicpanic8935 3 жыл бұрын
so much has happened,, michael and lily together, fed kicked out, and scara is still our favourite scara. i love it. proud of u guys
@craze-dbranch7365
@craze-dbranch7365 3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it funny how Michael had a crush on lily during this video
@Bruh-vd1pp
@Bruh-vd1pp 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@MujihanaDesu
@MujihanaDesu 3 жыл бұрын
It makes me uncomfortable seeing Fed in here too, knowing everything he did.
@creeperalex3095
@creeperalex3095 3 жыл бұрын
Micheal had it planned all along.
@connuhr4015
@connuhr4015 3 жыл бұрын
someone tell lily's boyfriend that michael is crushing on her
@hallowdemon5445
@hallowdemon5445 3 жыл бұрын
Connor Nam lily and her boyfriend broke up
@caasinom8008
@caasinom8008 4 жыл бұрын
Michael: I'm learning a lot about people today Also Michael: Give me the girl constantly covered in ants
@blank0s162
@blank0s162 4 жыл бұрын
Tell me you wouldn't watch a video about a rocket scientist covered in ants taser-fighting Michael.
@pyrrha7124
@pyrrha7124 4 жыл бұрын
kinky
@BastiXIII
@BastiXIII 4 жыл бұрын
She's the daughter of Ants in my eyes Johnson.
@teigancarter93
@teigancarter93 4 жыл бұрын
S picks a plot twist, Michael programmed the ants to kill the rocket scientist
@taylrthegreat
@taylrthegreat 4 жыл бұрын
NIghtmare, nightmare, nightmare (death to turtles by ants)
@sora-san4943
@sora-san4943 3 жыл бұрын
Michael: Does that mean you're the best at being single? Lily: *Dates Michael*
@Light-on9qi
@Light-on9qi 2 жыл бұрын
"Allergic to dogs" "Owns five pomerians" Determination or masochism
@U40N
@U40N 4 жыл бұрын
Damn Michael and Lily must have taken this game too seriously...
@AZhang-fb9xs
@AZhang-fb9xs 4 жыл бұрын
Neighthan lol guess lily looked past his red flags and vice versa.
@trickorcrit6010
@trickorcrit6010 4 жыл бұрын
@@AZhang-fb9xs honestly i don't see a single red flag in Michael lol
@chloe5688
@chloe5688 4 жыл бұрын
OverThoughts addicted to crack
@RAAAGGGHHHHH
@RAAAGGGHHHHH 4 жыл бұрын
@@chloe5688 that's definitely a white card
@alexphotiou3607
@alexphotiou3607 4 жыл бұрын
@@trickorcrit6010 Taser fetish
@adamstillwagon83
@adamstillwagon83 4 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail: Micheal and Lily Title: DATING GAME The editors know.
@karamasan1552
@karamasan1552 4 жыл бұрын
THEY KNEW
@nahfam2735
@nahfam2735 4 жыл бұрын
Welp they are apparently dating now
@adamstillwagon83
@adamstillwagon83 4 жыл бұрын
@@nahfam2735 Where it say dat?
@LeoKHN123
@LeoKHN123 4 жыл бұрын
@Adam Stillwagon On Lily's IG
@yagooatthegoat
@yagooatthegoat 4 жыл бұрын
Ship name?
@yonahak4288
@yonahak4288 Жыл бұрын
11:10 omg the way Michael looked at her is so so cute 🥰
@demodemon8940
@demodemon8940 Жыл бұрын
Lily: "Someone who speaks in sarcasm could be fun" Michael: *Immediately responds with Sarcasm*
@damasterofskitsees
@damasterofskitsees 4 жыл бұрын
Love him or hate him, Michael's last made up boyfriend is spitting straight fax.
@rumiusagiyama8787
@rumiusagiyama8787 4 жыл бұрын
LMAOO. THIS IS SO UNDERRATED AND FUNNY
@wesdy517
@wesdy517 4 жыл бұрын
Oml...what a beautiful joke
@pandawithaminigun5333
@pandawithaminigun5333 4 жыл бұрын
Aight imma head out
@odannalon2878
@odannalon2878 4 жыл бұрын
I've never been so proud and disappointed in humanity all at once
@KikoStardust
@KikoStardust 6 күн бұрын
4 years later and I still don’t get that
@Star-vh4cs
@Star-vh4cs 4 жыл бұрын
"If she doesn't work out for you" "She won't live for long" Ook
@nobooty69
@nobooty69 4 жыл бұрын
The super racist one would’ve been my choice
@emikotagahushi941
@emikotagahushi941 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Yvonne get so excited over the imaginary boyfriend was hilarious and wholesome - especially not having to worry about gaining weight lol!! 😂
@MonkiMirai
@MonkiMirai 2 жыл бұрын
10:03 "they own an adorable coffee shop!" Someday, we'll have our last conversation...
@ivanlezcano8825
@ivanlezcano8825 2 жыл бұрын
AND DRINK OUR LAST CUP OF COFFEE
@DandelgS
@DandelgS 3 жыл бұрын
"Only Speaks In Sarcasm" Lily: That sounds kinda fun actually. Michael: *_Okay, alright._* _(clear sarcasm)_ *THESE TWO WERE MADE FOR EACHOTHER*
@JamesCPotter13
@JamesCPotter13 3 жыл бұрын
Lily stated in the "Michael Reeves joins OfflineTV" around 5:12 that Michael invites people into his videos so he can taze them, And she said that she'd be down and that sounds exciting.
@brycebzdak9427
@brycebzdak9427 3 жыл бұрын
Also at roughly 1:07 Lily says "I do like funny people" they were destined to be.
@thecowspace1260
@thecowspace1260 3 жыл бұрын
If only they knew what the near future would be like
@prehistoriccreator9600
@prehistoriccreator9600 3 жыл бұрын
@@JamesCPotter13 sounds Masochistic
@oxheehee
@oxheehee 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOO look at them now man ;)
@blacktopjackdrop4074
@blacktopjackdrop4074 3 жыл бұрын
Lily: "Cooks your favorite food for you" 3 months later Lily: "We are making Michael's favorite katsu curry"
@Algenhirn
@Algenhirn 3 жыл бұрын
What the heck happend to your formating?!
@curstinbcake1066
@curstinbcake1066 3 жыл бұрын
@@Algenhirn ???
@Algenhirn
@Algenhirn 3 жыл бұрын
@@curstinbcake1066 The format of your comment is completely fucked up on PC. Looked like you were using spaces instead of enter. It's completely fine on mobile.
@17SharkBro
@17SharkBro 3 жыл бұрын
@@Algenhirn Ah, I think they used space instead of enter. And since the space on computer is larger than on mobile, it looks weird.
@Davis...
@Davis... 3 жыл бұрын
I need link
@lvlHive
@lvlHive 2 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about Michael: "A respectful yoga instructor vs a super model scientist? SAY THAT OUTLOUD TO YOURSELF AGAIN"
@Eclectic-Sheep
@Eclectic-Sheep 2 жыл бұрын
0:07 I think she’s saying “I’m not really interested in dating.” And Michael is like “thank you for interjecting that.” Idk if any of you have liked someone who keeps insisting they aren’t interested in dating but I relate
@ashtongaffoor6616
@ashtongaffoor6616 4 жыл бұрын
Lily: As usual I have won Michael: This means she is the best at being single
@staniekovski3662
@staniekovski3662 4 жыл бұрын
Michael is a beast but in a good way xd
@siriusdeluna3076
@siriusdeluna3076 4 жыл бұрын
That one hit the bull's eye maximum trigger 😂😂
@-tempest-6333
@-tempest-6333 4 жыл бұрын
With the power of ZEUS.... she’s the best at being single
@sejinkim218
@sejinkim218 4 жыл бұрын
She broke up?
@alexleslie2898
@alexleslie2898 4 жыл бұрын
"So you have chose... death?"
@cannonfire0187
@cannonfire0187 4 жыл бұрын
Lily: don’t ship us How the tables have turned
@abdur4754
@abdur4754 4 жыл бұрын
Even though they're dating she doesn't want to be shipped, she said that on stream yesterday
@AZhang-fb9xs
@AZhang-fb9xs 4 жыл бұрын
How the turns have tabled
@cannonfire0187
@cannonfire0187 4 жыл бұрын
Hyunjun Ju I believe it’s ReeChu
@asianmgk
@asianmgk 4 жыл бұрын
Ooh how the turn tables
@chipoorion2303
@chipoorion2303 4 жыл бұрын
@@hyunjunju6405 i want it to be Michu, tho theres a lot of possible ship names for them
@IocheGG
@IocheGG 2 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice Scarra's slip up when he said "You already think Michael is 12, but what happens when he's 6"
@ricecumm
@ricecumm 2 жыл бұрын
Bro why did you comment this 51 times
@IocheGG
@IocheGG Жыл бұрын
@RiceCum I didn't, phone must have glitched out or something.
@Akari-br7ci
@Akari-br7ci Ай бұрын
Lily: Okay but guys, It's not like super, super SUPER racist.
@Default_Rain
@Default_Rain 4 жыл бұрын
20:14 - Michael: "Does that mean you're the best at being single?" Holy f- that quick wit is deadly
@ManWithAMask_
@ManWithAMask_ 4 жыл бұрын
Aaron Kaiser Hello fellow Kaiser. But yeah, Micheal’s a savage.
@soulnotto7632
@soulnotto7632 4 жыл бұрын
Welp now they dating
@avancarr8690
@avancarr8690 4 жыл бұрын
If that's true I'm glad. They are both cute little muffins that deserve some happiness.
@caffastrophe
@caffastrophe 4 жыл бұрын
@@avancarr8690 This is confrimed on Lily's Instagram under her most recent photo - check comments I am crying
@cheekybreeky3775
@cheekybreeky3775 4 жыл бұрын
Well well well, how the turn tables.
@idiotsplay9581
@idiotsplay9581 3 жыл бұрын
Fed saying "today we're playing red flags" is some serious next level irony
@microgaming9209
@microgaming9209 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah...
@drake2172
@drake2172 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@vertigodescent9490
@vertigodescent9490 3 жыл бұрын
And then immediately being in the lead with two points while everyone's at zero, having blank cards constantly and therefore the advantage, ending up losing anyway (plus the card making the comment "there are a lot of scum KZbinr's out there").
@Mars-nm8ek
@Mars-nm8ek 3 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@massivelegend5209
@massivelegend5209 3 жыл бұрын
And then also saying "i have a lot of sex" while whereing a "virginity rocks" shirt
@gloomyrain8810
@gloomyrain8810 Жыл бұрын
Lily: "She believes that you are the most attractive person they have ever seen." Scarra: "So delusional? That doesn't seem like a good thing."
@potatofish5862
@potatofish5862 2 жыл бұрын
i feel like michael put down "only speaks in sarcasm" to see what lily's reaction would have been
@alfonsoreycanal6017
@alfonsoreycanal6017 4 жыл бұрын
Lily: "I really wish people would stop shipping me and Michael" Offline TV: "Yeah who does that?" Also Offline TV: *Thumbnail of Lily and Michael and the words Dating Game* Never change guys, get them views 😂
@Minrinea
@Minrinea 4 жыл бұрын
Does she really said that ? XD
@jannicklumme9298
@jannicklumme9298 4 жыл бұрын
@@Minrinea yes I also believe she sees him like a little brother
@skyrofill482
@skyrofill482 4 жыл бұрын
I think they could be a couple
@harulee2986
@harulee2986 4 жыл бұрын
@@Minrinea She said it was very uncomfortable at a stream
@mg70gaming66
@mg70gaming66 4 жыл бұрын
Haha that's what I was thinking, Lily is the only one Michel has been on stream with.
@Lordviridian
@Lordviridian 4 жыл бұрын
It scares me that Michael fits so perfectly into their group
@TristanOnGoogle
@TristanOnGoogle 4 жыл бұрын
Well, when you have millions of subscribers and dozens of millions viewers on your youtube videos, they have a place for you.
@Lordviridian
@Lordviridian 4 жыл бұрын
@@TristanOnGoogle no thanks boomer
@TristanOnGoogle
@TristanOnGoogle 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lordviridian It's a generic "you", it's not about you and your 176 views ;)
@wouterschouten3376
@wouterschouten3376 4 жыл бұрын
@@TristanOnGoogle at least he has some views.....
@nguyendactri-11a82
@nguyendactri-11a82 4 жыл бұрын
@@wouterschouten3376 OOF
@baconlettucepotato3726
@baconlettucepotato3726 3 жыл бұрын
can we appreciate that this game was cultured enough to rickroll you through the means of a playing card
@marcusberube2388
@marcusberube2388 2 жыл бұрын
LILY: "Canonically they have 3 wishes." That's not true canonically they have infinite wishes.
@iwillcry
@iwillcry 4 жыл бұрын
Michael to Lily: Your jokes aren’t funny Lily: **tells a joke** Michael: **laughs anyway** and that is wholesome stuff my dude
@JiosWrld
@JiosWrld 4 жыл бұрын
stan min yoongi she likes him lol
@iwillcry
@iwillcry 4 жыл бұрын
Derps best new duo, but pls for the love of god people should stop spamming michael in lily’s streams :(
@ethrilswifthawk3769
@ethrilswifthawk3769 4 жыл бұрын
am i the only person that thinks they should date?
@fumu776
@fumu776 4 жыл бұрын
@@ethrilswifthawk3769 they shouldnt, she's still processing a break-up also dont ship real people please, it makes lily uncomfortable
@anzarmalik7522
@anzarmalik7522 4 жыл бұрын
@@ethrilswifthawk3769 she said she doesn't like the shipping. They are like 8 years apart. It's weird for them, pls stop.
@TheSUGA1202
@TheSUGA1202 2 жыл бұрын
6:00 Lily describing AOC in with two cards
@iced2666
@iced2666 2 жыл бұрын
Trueeeee
@soggy_bagel2195
@soggy_bagel2195 Жыл бұрын
LMAO YOU CAN SEE MICHAEL LOOK AT LILY AT 2:27 WHEN FED’S TALKING ABOUT HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND
@hags5490
@hags5490 3 жыл бұрын
Lily: "Speeks in sarcasm, that could be annoying" Also lily: dates micheal
@aaargh-angel
@aaargh-angel 3 жыл бұрын
s p e e k s
@aaeve5676
@aaeve5676 3 жыл бұрын
s p e e k s
@andrehernandez6398
@andrehernandez6398 3 жыл бұрын
s p e e k s
@TheLetterA.
@TheLetterA. 3 жыл бұрын
*S P E E K S*
@hags5490
@hags5490 3 жыл бұрын
s p e e k s
@angelinaa676
@angelinaa676 4 жыл бұрын
Lily: An accent is kinda cute tho- Micheal: ITS AN ACCENT YOU HAT- ITS FILLIPINO Yvonne: [laughs] Micheal: *IM FILLIPINO*
@angelinaa676
@angelinaa676 4 жыл бұрын
19:07
@Leldoggy
@Leldoggy 4 жыл бұрын
Ahaha imagine a local filipino language example is ilocano
@Martin-yh7vi
@Martin-yh7vi 4 жыл бұрын
WHAT!? I THOUGH FILIPINO ACCENT WAS ATTRACTIVE!? 😅 IT WAS EVEN PART OF A TOP 10 OR TOP 20.
@Leldoggy
@Leldoggy 4 жыл бұрын
@@Martin-yh7vi yeah the general language we use but there are alot of dialects in the Philippines
@nielsoncallejo8845
@nielsoncallejo8845 4 жыл бұрын
Anong kagaguhan toh Sorry in advance
@mae3741
@mae3741 2 жыл бұрын
Lily: *That sounds kinda fun actually* Micheal: *o0kay aAlright! Im learning alot about ppl today*
@celinespryks
@celinespryks 3 жыл бұрын
Lily x Micheal Went back to this in 2021 and this aged magically.
@slendveny7191
@slendveny7191 2 жыл бұрын
Some of it did...
@lordofblankets4047
@lordofblankets4047 2 жыл бұрын
Fed doesn't like this video
@jianfengyap9209
@jianfengyap9209 4 жыл бұрын
Michael: your boyfriend is sarcastic lily: that sounds fun literally gets annoyed at every sarcastic comment that Michael made
@invared
@invared 4 жыл бұрын
Best kind of foreshadowing
@hajot2582
@hajot2582 4 жыл бұрын
"imagines he's a Filipino" As a Filipino myself, I couldn't agree more
@gumaruchu6799
@gumaruchu6799 4 жыл бұрын
*sigh* never couldn't been worse
@ezescider746
@ezescider746 4 жыл бұрын
Kapwa filipino
@johnvincentobleada9404
@johnvincentobleada9404 4 жыл бұрын
Filipinos can change any accent if I do say so myself ... Philippines numbah wan 😂
@sircraktus8937
@sircraktus8937 4 жыл бұрын
Philippines nambahwan!
@cringeman6438
@cringeman6438 4 жыл бұрын
i love it when we filipinos being mentioned in foreign tvs or streams, even if its in the form of insult or a joke.
@tyrellosaurus
@tyrellosaurus 2 жыл бұрын
20:16 even when Lily wins, Micheal Gets the last laugh
@PhangShiLin
@PhangShiLin Жыл бұрын
the thumbnail is foreshadowed the relationship between Micheal and Lily
@dalis69
@dalis69 3 жыл бұрын
Lily: "she's a youtube celebrity" me: *FORESHADOWING*
@modcolocko
@modcolocko 3 жыл бұрын
P^rnstar FORESHADOWING?
@patsumii_843
@patsumii_843 3 жыл бұрын
@@modcolocko *no.*
@modcolocko
@modcolocko 3 жыл бұрын
@@patsumii_843 Yeah I agree
@patsumii_843
@patsumii_843 3 жыл бұрын
@@modcolocko glad we agree
@alexjackyperson101
@alexjackyperson101 3 жыл бұрын
and a p*rnstar
@vincemegasonic
@vincemegasonic 4 жыл бұрын
Michael: "Her ex's name is Fed" Hehehehe Fed-Ex
@pervi8515
@pervi8515 3 жыл бұрын
That’s pretty good | (• ◡•)|
@somerguy3527
@somerguy3527 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, that’s a fucking good one
@zanderbeeman757
@zanderbeeman757 3 жыл бұрын
I am Fed up with these jokes
@pacx3014
@pacx3014 3 жыл бұрын
Bro this joke is so bad the federal bad joke investigation is on to me.
@somerguy3527
@somerguy3527 3 жыл бұрын
PacX ikr
@platnum1407
@platnum1407 2 жыл бұрын
Lily: has a terrible breakup wherever boyfriend cheated on her All of her friends: shits on her for being single
@Mr..Milkshake
@Mr..Milkshake 2 жыл бұрын
I remember playing this with some lads and we ended up debating beyond the cards "gymnastic" "she is a gymnastic so very healty and good looking!" "she'll probably have no time to spend with you because she trains a lot during her free time. My girl is better, pick mine."
@magsor
@magsor 4 жыл бұрын
Lily: He’s hot, owns a penthouse suite and speaks in a foreign accent. IT’S ACTUALLY LUCIFER OMFG
@lauratonisson7162
@lauratonisson7162 4 жыл бұрын
oh my god its better than i imagined
@idkanymore4815
@idkanymore4815 4 жыл бұрын
Foreign accent that changes m8, that would be pretty fucking annoying
@Ronnie-hi2od
@Ronnie-hi2od 4 жыл бұрын
Oohh 😂
@EthalaRide
@EthalaRide 4 жыл бұрын
I mean that would suck, but you'd just have to wait for it to change back to one you like.
@cederian
@cederian 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Morningstar for you.
@gerardgarcia3239
@gerardgarcia3239 3 жыл бұрын
Michael: *Literally only speaks/jokes in sarcasm* Lily: "That actually sounds kinda fun actually" *gets together* Me: "Ahhh... the prophecy..."
@Blue-zu7pq
@Blue-zu7pq 3 жыл бұрын
69 like
@bagelbite99
@bagelbite99 3 жыл бұрын
@@Blue-zu7pq nice
@boolalah4665
@boolalah4665 3 жыл бұрын
@@Blue-zu7pq Nice
@Instinct0425
@Instinct0425 3 жыл бұрын
@@Blue-zu7pq nice
@jakemaelstrom1404
@jakemaelstrom1404 3 жыл бұрын
@@Blue-zu7pq nice
@adilkhalifa8489
@adilkhalifa8489 3 жыл бұрын
*lily likes a certain characteristic* michael: WRITE THAT DOWN!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!
@liamwelsh4665
@liamwelsh4665 Жыл бұрын
“Only speaks in sarcasm” Lily: “that’d be fun…” Michael: “I’m leARning SoOooo much.” Yes you were Michael yes you were
@infinitetranquilo
@infinitetranquilo 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ve had a lot of sex in my life...” -Chad, 2019
@henry9765
@henry9765 4 жыл бұрын
InfiniteTranquilo _ bruh I died of cringe, u can easily tell if someone’s lying
@raionshishi8290
@raionshishi8290 4 жыл бұрын
@@henry9765 Well it wasn't serious or like they were trying or just joking....
@AOWCOBALT
@AOWCOBALT 4 жыл бұрын
He's not lying, in the OTV panel they were talking about relationships as a streamer and he said he was a bit of a whore in college and didn't have any meaningful relationships until afterwards. They also talked about how the girlfriend he had at the time he joined the house left him because she was insecure about the Foki stuff.
@jolipolijj
@jolipolijj 4 жыл бұрын
Fed is hot, rich and famous. He is having as much sex as he wants to have it.
@otislaurence9393
@otislaurence9393 4 жыл бұрын
"chad"
@kuniaveas
@kuniaveas 4 жыл бұрын
“Only can communicate through facts.” Me: “Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”
@dbatman-rl2ct
@dbatman-rl2ct 4 жыл бұрын
Me: "This comment made me laugh"
@mrmayonnaise8761
@mrmayonnaise8761 4 жыл бұрын
And that’s a fact
@somedudeintheinterweb8665
@somedudeintheinterweb8665 4 жыл бұрын
Me: the Mitochondria doesnt get paid
@TRISTANTHEGAMER
@TRISTANTHEGAMER 4 жыл бұрын
Don't stay in school
@ricaesquivel5538
@ricaesquivel5538 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Jeffrey epstien didnt kill himself
@ThePurpleKnightmare
@ThePurpleKnightmare 2 жыл бұрын
This was brilliant, especially that last round, OMG, everyone had such good stuff, and such great ways to disrupt each other. Turning the time machine into a bad thing by making him trying to murder you, he basically guarantees success, at least Scarra's might fail to kill you, and has the ultimate white cards to make her pick him, Fed got a card I would consider top tier white card and ended up last place IMO.
@soulkingbrook8267
@soulkingbrook8267 2 жыл бұрын
1:05 he just described bo Burnham
@Billy-be5fk
@Billy-be5fk 3 жыл бұрын
14:47 Michael: We’re all just bad at this game. Lily: This is why we’re single. 👀
@Caroline-vx4nm
@Caroline-vx4nm 3 жыл бұрын
And also Michael's *hEuhA* afterwards
@schustir
@schustir 4 жыл бұрын
Michael gets a card saying "incapable of human emotion" Me: So it's just him in real life.
@themerpking8445
@themerpking8445 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, he seems very jolly in the pain of others
@EmperorQuinking
@EmperorQuinking 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know man Kuuderes are pretty cool in anime...
@user-wy3id7op5t
@user-wy3id7op5t 4 жыл бұрын
@@EmperorQuinking KUUDERE IS A WORD FOR GIRLSSSSSS
@zackzackary9260
@zackzackary9260 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-wy3id7op5t Michaela Reeves exists
@idealicfool
@idealicfool 4 жыл бұрын
@@EmperorQuinking dandere. Kuudere is more like Cho from the mentalist.
@francescamalek4516
@francescamalek4516 7 ай бұрын
Hey, OfflineTV, I know it's been 3 years since you guys have played this game BUT if you could pretty please do another one(or more) of these videos, that would be amazing. please do
@anotherrandom1
@anotherrandom1 2 жыл бұрын
8:15 Actually Michaels reasoning was great, there is a movie called "The Musician" made in 2017 directed by Richard Allen
@lucid8991
@lucid8991 4 жыл бұрын
Michael uses the “Only speaks in sarcasm” card as an insult... MICHAEL used the card... MICHAEL did... MICHAEL.
@williamwebb580
@williamwebb580 4 жыл бұрын
Lily: that sounds kinda fun actually.
@saritrisnawati9346
@saritrisnawati9346 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, Michael wanna know if his sarcasm stood a chance so he put it out there.
@khristopherkomodoensis4734
@khristopherkomodoensis4734 4 жыл бұрын
Michael: Imagine it's an accent you hate! It's Filipino. I'm Filipino!
@IPFreelly
@IPFreelly 4 жыл бұрын
"people are shipping Michael and Lily what do we do" "put em in the thumbnail for the dating sim for views"
@inthepalemoonlight14
@inthepalemoonlight14 4 жыл бұрын
That's just a good bit of business right there.
@miggyleboi9927
@miggyleboi9927 4 жыл бұрын
"clever girl"- Jurassic Park
@stanislaviliev6305
@stanislaviliev6305 4 жыл бұрын
No, Lily and Fed, since times immemorial it has been said so.
@bradenvester4308
@bradenvester4308 4 жыл бұрын
It's just good businesses
@Cluccers
@Cluccers 4 жыл бұрын
it's because it's gonna drive up their views also relationship-related adds have a pretty good cpm
@bebo4809
@bebo4809 2 жыл бұрын
Lily: Does the outro* Michael: "Does that mean you're the best at being single"
@evanyip2573
@evanyip2573 3 жыл бұрын
We need a part 3 because I’ve watched this one like 6 times already
@shadybean3875
@shadybean3875 4 жыл бұрын
20:15 Michael- Lmao also Lily: “I’m going to _HURT_ you.”
@raystrife234
@raystrife234 4 жыл бұрын
She wasnt reeeadyyyyyyy xD
@Artixtra
@Artixtra 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@EclipsedEquinox
@EclipsedEquinox 4 жыл бұрын
I could see her eyes glowing red for a second.
@Sunosai
@Sunosai 4 жыл бұрын
"Won't allow Wi-Fi in the house." That sound be an actual crime.
@mattiloponen92
@mattiloponen92 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind that tbh. I've never used a Wi-Fi because where i live we get unlimited data 100-200M LFT (4G) for like a $20-30 /month. This red card is for 'muricans fpr sure.
@georgeykurien3207
@georgeykurien3207 4 жыл бұрын
what if they used a wired connection?
@HCBBExplore
@HCBBExplore 4 жыл бұрын
Maza Mobile data doesn’t do shit if you’re trying to play online games smh
@spin4687
@spin4687 4 жыл бұрын
FingerFlicksPC fiber optics
@VideoGameDesignFiles
@VideoGameDesignFiles 4 жыл бұрын
@@HCBBExplore wifi in online games? What are you BROKE?
@hellothere9167
@hellothere9167 2 жыл бұрын
"If this person doesn't work out much for you, she doesn't have much time anyways" Scarra with the big brain
@stevenotchaz4317
@stevenotchaz4317 Жыл бұрын
You can see all the makings of a great lasting relationships coming to fruition in this video. And I'm here for it.
@Asmanedeah
@Asmanedeah 4 жыл бұрын
Michael: Imagine it's Filipino! Offline: No racism Michael: *I'M FILIPINO!*
@h2cubby830
@h2cubby830 4 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
@michalgryc2924
@michalgryc2924 4 жыл бұрын
"Because if internet has taught me anything, it's that if you're a member of a race you're allowed to mock that race however you like even tho you're disconnected from the culture." - Michael Reeves
@loreignaribal4055
@loreignaribal4055 4 жыл бұрын
actually Filipino's have funny accent for me and i am a Filipino
@YuSooKey
@YuSooKey 4 жыл бұрын
@@michalgryc2924 It's true though and yeah, Filipinos do sound funny but not as funny as Indians.
@kraykee
@kraykee 4 жыл бұрын
@@loreignaribal4055 ok now that's just biased
@ryanmeyer2044
@ryanmeyer2044 4 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about the fact that the musician is a movie.
@incopententhumour4600
@incopententhumour4600 4 жыл бұрын
Before you say anything else I'ma have to say shut fuk up and were not talking about it
@user-gs5uz2dy2k
@user-gs5uz2dy2k 4 жыл бұрын
@@incopententhumour4600 no we will talk about it
@user-gs5uz2dy2k
@user-gs5uz2dy2k 4 жыл бұрын
Continue
@incopententhumour4600
@incopententhumour4600 4 жыл бұрын
Cant argue with straight facts Mr k
@cris5555
@cris5555 4 жыл бұрын
@@incopententhumour4600 Straight fax
@BirdsonBranches
@BirdsonBranches 2 жыл бұрын
Michael: put this in and zoom in. So glad they complied. Too funny
@durps8815
@durps8815 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite videos of all time, it's practically a murder weapon because I am in great physical pain from laughing so much
@cade4614
@cade4614 3 жыл бұрын
"only speaks in sarcasm" Lily: that's fun Michael: well your gonna love me
@berkakbulut4634
@berkakbulut4634 3 жыл бұрын
You're*
@cade4614
@cade4614 3 жыл бұрын
@@berkakbulut4634 you arth
@menelithil
@menelithil 3 жыл бұрын
@@berkakbulut4634 ana dili olanlardan daha çok takmamız -_- çok sinir bozucular
@MysteriousC
@MysteriousC 3 жыл бұрын
"Always speaks in sarcasm." Lily: "that sounds kinda fun actually." Michael: *answers sarcastically*
@nooobula
@nooobula 8 ай бұрын
I WAS SCREAMING LMAO
@Pengtropica
@Pengtropica 3 жыл бұрын
2:46 this man really just said “say that aloud to yourself in your head”
@lancec5254
@lancec5254 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Lily your boyfriend is a crackhead And mad genius But he hates turltles
@ferrannoah
@ferrannoah 4 жыл бұрын
This didn’t age well ... Or did it
@creaky2505
@creaky2505 4 жыл бұрын
*Vsauce intro music*
@christianmoss6464
@christianmoss6464 4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/in-VZpqeoMuah6M
@patta14
@patta14 4 жыл бұрын
You get to date one of your best friends. But he/she is a crackhead.
@brainiac1595
@brainiac1595 4 жыл бұрын
like a fine wine
@smelliott3446
@smelliott3446 4 жыл бұрын
it did
@puchopucho7790
@puchopucho7790 4 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm goblin: "he always speaks in sarcasm" Lily: "that sounds pretty fun actually" Sarcasm goblin liked that
@jmesliao
@jmesliao 4 жыл бұрын
why am i reminded of toast
@Iburnyoudie
@Iburnyoudie 4 жыл бұрын
@@jmesliao or Destiny...
@mememachine9508
@mememachine9508 4 жыл бұрын
@@Iburnyoudie or Michael... A living; breathing, tazer addicted, comedian, sarcasm goblin. (No hate on Michael the guy is great)
@johanncarlos7062
@johanncarlos7062 4 жыл бұрын
Might wanna check her ig fellas... ;)
@puchopucho7790
@puchopucho7790 4 жыл бұрын
@@johanncarlos7062 now i can die in peace :')
@dianawolfe3659
@dianawolfe3659 2 жыл бұрын
I don't remember how much I've watched this video. Fed: breathes Us: that didn't age well like spoiled milk --- Michael: crackhead nightmare taser turtle killer overlord Lily: depressed artistic comfy musician Us: that aged well like fine wine
@javierpanganiban
@javierpanganiban 9 ай бұрын
This my friends is called long foreshadowing
@Michael-yu5co
@Michael-yu5co 4 жыл бұрын
This *did* age well.
@xann2681
@xann2681 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@nautical4384
@nautical4384 4 жыл бұрын
Xann 656 no
@Michael-yu5co
@Michael-yu5co 4 жыл бұрын
Nautical LETS GO 500 likes LETS GO
@ResidentOni
@ResidentOni 4 жыл бұрын
Are you like five years old
@Michael-yu5co
@Michael-yu5co 4 жыл бұрын
@@ResidentOni yeah
@omegateodor9768
@omegateodor9768 4 жыл бұрын
Well this aged well... Lily and Michel date..... Scarra and Fed are married...
@crawlingboy
@crawlingboy 4 жыл бұрын
wait to who are scarra and fed married to
@ankitasaha9414
@ankitasaha9414 4 жыл бұрын
@@crawlingboy r/wooooosh and also VEGAS
@crawlingboy
@crawlingboy 4 жыл бұрын
@@ankitasaha9414 i honestly dont know thats why im asking my dude
@infiniteaj8688
@infiniteaj8688 4 жыл бұрын
@@crawlingboy They aren't, people just ship them as a joke. The joke was that they're married to one another.
@crawlingboy
@crawlingboy 4 жыл бұрын
@@infiniteaj8688 ooooh well im dumb thanks for explaining my dude
@rizzamaemedillaszamora9051
@rizzamaemedillaszamora9051 2 жыл бұрын
Micheal was so cute when he says. "imagine it's Filipino", "I'm Filipino" he's so proud of it ❤️😍
@williamaustin7541
@williamaustin7541 2 жыл бұрын
12:02 The way that Fed's answer changed from yeah to what midway was hilarious.
@josephkim4723
@josephkim4723 4 жыл бұрын
6:48 "She's worth like $50 million dollars plus..." Fact Check: She's worth $140 million
@Bovr
@Bovr 4 жыл бұрын
He did say plus
@climlock8755
@climlock8755 4 жыл бұрын
You speak in facts
@Rockalanche
@Rockalanche 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean fax check?
@Dissectionator
@Dissectionator 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh she technically does owe a million+ dollars to the government because taxes lol
@Xaeart
@Xaeart 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rockalanche Carfax
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