OFFLINETV DATING SIMULATOR 2 (RED FLAGS)

[@valerienarvaez42]

Scarra: “-and they’re addicted to crack” Michael: “DUDE IM ADDICTED TO CRACK AND ITS FINE”

[@SkrymNV]

John Cena meme: "Are you sure about that?"

[@Kkimi407]

SkrymNV yes

[@Kkimi407]

SkrymNV just look at him

[@hex1903]

he do be fine doe

[@MageInRed]

Already in denial

[@shaiyanshakeel5564]

Scarra: "-and they're addicted to crack" Michael: I see this as an absolute win

[@zyu7239]

Would like ur comment buts it's at 777 likes

[@0_-]

@@zyu7239 you can now because it's more than 777 likes now

[@sviestassviestuotas5081]

It is a win

[@shaiyanshakeel5564]

@@zyu7239 all good we gotta respect the 777. Though its way beyond that now.

[@lorddoggo5854]

Hate 4 Turtles u would like but the comment is at 4.20k likes

[@anywere98]

"Dude, I'm addicted to crack and its fine" is the single greatest defensive move since the complex strategies of Alexander the Great.

[@BPSK8420]

napoleon got nothing on him

[@galtzar]

Hitler must learn from Michael to craft an effective strategy before invaded Moscow.

[@smallbeanmusic2187]

You mean ceasar right

[@senusin]

op

[@shadow_b0itrash415]

@@BPSK8420 but has napoleon lost battles

[@1stdaughterofcain]

i love scarra's relationship with everyone. he's like that friend that everyone is super close to and is comfortable with.

[@longrange3322]

He is literally their dad

[@Aditya-sj9wx]

@@longrange3322 😂😂😂

[@skybluehoodie]

Scarra is like ur cool uncle who gets you the good ice cream

[@parikshitmehta4812]

@@longrange3322 Yeah😂

[@LunarStarShip1]

Teddybear man

[@Coolmancary]

"I know you love superheroes" Lily: *Is dating a supervillain*

[@bodenlankford989]

Good comment

[@averyparmentier8228]

True

[@thatsmuggamer]

Not wrong

[@erzar.1730]

good point

[@nielsabaco5326]

You are right the taser boy michael

[@limweizhe3069]

Accepting Michael into OfflineTV was one of the wisest choices.

[@BoboboBoBobobofan]

Very

[@sotix1719]

Was one???? Its the most wise choice they have ever made... Exept for everybody else

[@isaacbaxter253]

still waiting for michael to stream when i'm online

[@Zeroneii3]

Ah yes, I too like to be tazed

[@elr0acho661]

Yes Michel is the best

[@sevla111]

"most attractive *GARAGE* you've ever seen" lily knows how to impress michael

[@larkaltaccount2654]

When she has a garage 😍

[@AngelPerez-sj4yh]

lol why is there 830 likes but 1 comment not including me

[@TheMortalKomic]

@@AngelPerez-sj4yh It be that way sometimes

[@Ohio_etsu-masu]

"most attractive GARAGE you've ever seen" got ME into her.

[@mreeban5233]

@@Ohio_etsu-masu s was de ssw

[@rehanalam1900]

The "Michael and "Lily" cards are like wild +4 cards lol

[@zalipop5396]

Is this a monopoly reference?

[@Jazethecuh]

@@zalipop5396 Uno

[@Xedrie]

@@zalipop5396 how did you get monopoly from this comment

[@zalipop5396]

@@Xedrie my guy, i said monopoly on purpose

[@danielcastillo591]

@@zalipop5396 Bro, m-uno-poly sounds fucking dope tho

[@derickiam9958]

When lily and Michael were staring at each other and lily made a heart, I was waiting for Micheal to pull a Micheal move and show the middle finger.

[@mocotari67]

Same though, this couple is so cute

[@fiNESScasting]

Time stamp?

[@rauljohnreypetallo9681]

TIMESTAMP!!!!!

[@heccter]

1:14

[@briankim1413]

Raul Johnrey Petallo watch the video

[@StarzKri]

Lily: "We don't smoke crack in this house." Michael: "I do." Nailed it.

[@iamhere9142]

*Nightmare*

[@sharllyhu9321]

inkietotraviezo, why

[@haiqal5333]

@@sharllyhu9321 because why not, also he's Micheal Reeves, a mad genius inventor

[@jewtuso3517]

Ahahahahaha

[@arandomperson8343]

Crackhead

[@Hario338]

Lily: * helps Michael out * Michael: * Try's to destroy Lily * This is the perfect relationship

[@0_-]

Lily: *Helps Michael* Michael: *Destroys Lily* This is the perfect relationship

[@fakeblue8985]

Michael’s just showing who’s the alpha in the relationship

[@sprinklenuts4593]

Reminds me of a particular someone

[@jannikschmidt8511]

Tries*

[@NinjaWBS]

@@0_- in more than one sense of the word *destroy*.

[@wongcayven9893]

"Sorry Lily I'm going to have to choose Lily" Me brain : *CANNOT COMPUTE*

[@firstdreamgaming5640]

FUCKING loool

[@wongcayven9893]

I just noticed I had a typo but imma keep it in because it kinda makes sense

[@KewIsIncrediblyTired]

interesting

[@benkinsman8131]

Never did Michael imagine that the lady who voiced his screaming Roomba would it be his future girlfriend

[@jorgel.quiroz8862]

I wouldn't believe it either, that's some straight rom-com shit.

[@RusticVisuals]

Wait are her and michael official? Havent been watchin otv

[@AqworldsAsh]

@@RusticVisuals Yes

[@jessewilliams8724]

@@RusticVisuals It was confirmed a few months ago

[@benjaminworton8784]

I had 3 strokes reading this.....

[@clementines1luvr]

Michael: **lays down Michael Revees card** Michael: You see, imma do what's called a pro gamer move.

[@AbsurdAsparagus]

@@inkietotraviezo god dammit i absentmindedly clicked the link knowing full well that you just dont do that.

[@cwuzzy]

kenrick encinas what was it?

[@trackpadgaming9399]

@@cwuzzy that was porn

[@kiro968]

@@cwuzzy rick roll

[@cwuzzy]

Kiro yikes

[@ASTROHORRORS]

Technically Micheal and Lily's child is the screaming Roomba

[@goon_ass1675]

Yup, Michael's brains and Lily's voice The perfect combination

[@goon_ass1675]

@AMA BROS LTD. That's why I said "Michael's brains"

[@goon_ass1675]

@AMA BROS LTD. *Oh fuck*

[@alschn7620]

@AMA BROS LTD. im--

[@zedaddy3530]

Yeah the hight seems about right

[@scout7225]

Poki's set of cards at 10:58 is just the visual representation of like 60% of all their viewers

[@KingJuulien261]

Good point

[@TheCapedArtist]

Lmao

[@balajishravyasingh9998]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KookieOCE]

Lily : helps out michael on his turn Michael: bullies Lily and makes her turn worse than it sounds

[@riddle1_1]

That how their relationship works

[@miuni824]

@@riddle1_1 yeah right

[@car4754]

@@miuni824 homie stfu

[@xilogex7403]

@@car4754 homie stfu

[@car4754]

@@xilogex7403 nice one man u got the whole squad laughing

[@lxsrvsqz]

I just love the way Michael pulls out the card and says, "and they're me."

[@uriahfrancisco4834]

what happened to lily and Albert

[@wilbur4065]

@Kayleigh Reimert with who?

[@devilishjester7718]

He should have said "It'sa me! Michael"

[@thegoldensea_]

Trollzy _ with Sarah, but it's an old news anyway

[@owenphillips2569]

When poki made car sounds it sounded like Homer Simpson doing the “stand back I got a chainsaw”

[@hex1903]

Micheal: lays down micheal reeves Everybody: synchronized o my god

[@someusername9591]

He pulled out the Exodia

[@80me16]

I read it as Michael lays Michael

[@daniel96jg]

And then poki just pulls out the black hole with having multiple partners based on that history lol

[@nebicone7608]

*insert Joseph Joestar oh my god here*

[@crazyc6528]

Found it, 2:46

[@ju2tunknown]

14:37 "YOU WANNA DO A SHIT TON OF CRACK?!? SHE CAN SUPPORT THAT TOO." Mykull's crackhead energy is rubbing off on Lilly

[@trietlam1438]

"AND....THEY ARE ME" Sounds like a hero and a villian line at the same time

[@KhairAlAnwar]

Well with Michael it can go either way...more towards the later

[@ryomahoffman6803]

Michael is straight up literally just a real life evil super villains

[@oddacity5883]

That sounds like such a Dr Doofenschmirtz line

[@duranmclemore8667]

I AM HERE!!!

[@mynewaccount2361]

Persona 4 (2020 HD Remake)

[@callmej3821]

Scara: unfortunately we lost our camera man- Michael: and our minds Scara: and that too

[@donovanwilson840]

They never had sanity

[@GG_Bro]

Lol, i thought he said "And our moms"😂

[@kindakad9939]

I don’t understand how you can get likes from literally just taking a joke from the video and repeating it

[@callmej3821]

@@kindakad9939 i dont understand why you give a fuck

[@kozuki1741]

@@callmej3821 because its fucking stupid you simpleton

[@BOREDOM6969]

"They are half mermaid." Pokimane: "Which half?" Asking the real question right there...

[@emilylieuwon884]

Imagine walking in to the room and seeing a reversed mermaid just sitting there

[@zer0stars]

@@anthonythomas Yeah.. Merpeople usually only have fins and gills. Maybe the occasional scales but that's about it.

[@mmwo2846]

So my thought is if the lower half is the mermaid... then there's no sex man. What is he supposed to fuck you with? His fin?

[@forcast2135]

The left half fish,, right half man

[@itsducky4844]

she stole that question from toast 😂 toast used that long time ago😂

[@danielstyle9464]

Man is it hard to watch videos with fed in them

[@reapertaco7777]

What happened with fed I haven't heard like a for sure answer on what happened

[@deadman4802]

@@reapertaco7777a lot of inappropriate advances to some of the girls and some manipulation (i think) been awhile since i looked some of the stuff up

[@taterfemilys9755]

​@@reapertaco7777for the most part he (what I saw from clips at the time) was being too touchy with Yvonne and it had been happening for a while until Yvonne came to Toast (and scarra I think) and they confronted and kicked him out of otv

[@aname8106]

Yeaaa

[@Juserd1611]

"No one smokes crack in this house" *Zooms in on Michael's face* "I do" Yes we know you tazer wielding turtle exterminator

[@semiotikos1576]

Missed the chance to say "turtle terminator"

[@repoioxd2638]

Isn´t it illegal to consume crack? Won´t he be investigated if the police see all these videos of him confessing he makes (because in the lie detector test he said that he makes crack and the machine said it was true) and smokes crack? xddd

[@semiotikos1576]

@@repoioxd2638 no, for a few different reasons: 1. Lie detector tests can't be used as evidence in a trial because they are often incorrect - for example, one's heartbeat can increase upon being accused of something generally seen as scandalous or generally the machine is often innaccurate. 2. His remarks wouldn't legally hold up as a "confession" under the court of law, for a few different reasons you can Google yourself, and there is no probable cause to search for any evidence of crime.

[@balljaspers5029]

Scarra: "He has two other spouses." Lily: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

[@RM-is9fn]

その犬を食べ lol Albert do be a lil bitch tho

[@yunglimez7653]

Fuckkkkkkk

[@xcorism1113]

this is the first comment ive seen abt albert thats actually funny, so props to u man lmao

[@Clonetrooper7765]

Is that what happend?

[@xcorism1113]

@@Clonetrooper7765 yes

[@jockhambone6169]

“Guys we aren’t getting as many views what do we do?” “Just make Micheal half of the thumbnail”

[@bug9536]

Jock Hambone and poki as the other half

[@tibbytobby]

Jock Hambone And Poki on the other half

[@Stressedoutcoolegkid]

Jock Hambone outstanding move!

[@bobthebobman7457]

Just put Michael on the entire thumbnail to double the views

[@somedudewatchintv5297]

Putting their best foot forward.

[@ryanchong4372]

Scarra: a bonus round to make a boyfriend for fed Poki: a boyfriend?? Scarra: did i stutter

[@broom-z]

Lily: "eyyy i gotchu michael" Next round: Michael: "FORTY FIVE DEGREE WEATHER, COVID"

[@christina110]

lol yessssss

[@quantum.codex42]

That just about sums it up

[@darknessdevours5827]

I really want to say that people talk about 45 degree weather as if that's unbelievably cold, but different things are cold to different people, especially depending on where they're from. In California, 45 degrees probably is pretty cold to most of the inhabitants. That's probably not the case in, say, New York though. I always forget about that difference and almost don't remember it by the time I go to speak about it.

[@personagrand5674]

“He also has TWO other spouses!” Lily dont worry, his other commitments are to his garage and Minecraft

[@germainsimada7591]

I mean you are not wrong.

[@tyiustate6881]

1000th like!

[@bestnameever1850]

lord knows its not his channel

[@overripeschnitzel]

@@bestnameever1850 LMFAO

[@DjKoizora]

"We lost Fed" For a second I thought this was a recent vid

[@dangerousbeans]

Oof

[@mrgungus]

Footer ` no the person put this up after the fed thing

[@dr.courtsierboobsoff7158]

Bro I was thinking the same thing

[@angelc5982]

Lol i thought the same

[@allegra_gg]

wait what happened?

[@erer7182]

Fed saying he is not into Dating Yvonne didn't age so well

[@jnccubing7962]

When lily and Michael have a kid, that child’s height will probably max out at 3’5

[@ChildOfGo_D]

Don’t do that, don’t give me hope

[@kiro968]

And will be a mad scientist who's also a psychopath but cute

[@kiizos536]

i feel like the child would grow up to be like this an actual crackhead who tazes the crap out of people in their class

[@jnccubing7962]

Anatidaephobia probably

[@Brutalwhale]

@@kiro968 Ziggs?

[@wonk123]

the 3 words that will get views “date, lily, and michael”

[@quantumbaqel6971]

Michael Shuster you’re not wrong

[@sussybakaballs]

*ft. Michael Reeves

[@clementines1luvr]

Ok true

[@internalthoughts2165]

Michael Reeves is like the fan favorite lol

[@anonymousbeing3484]

That’s 4 words

[@bulldozer8950]

lily:"she has the most attractive garage yourve ever seen" micheal: well actually, I dig that.

[@Penguinman2.0]

Huh. No comments.

[@Void-ij5wq]

@@Penguinman2.0 You had one job

[@Klobanob]

Let’s fill this comment up!!!!

[@thelengendzach7473]

Yes lets

[@caramel_mochi8609]

Would be nice if they could play this again but this time with Yvonne, Toast, Jodi, Sydney, and John~ I'd love to see what dates they will come up with and how they'll sabotage the other 🤣

[@viceaa]

Lily: She's really fit, like she exercises. Scarra: okay... Lily: Nice ass...ets

[@ljaylang]

"Has two other spouses" Lily: *intense vietnam flashbacks*

[@nguyenkhanhtoan2859]

oof

[@priimcry]

THAT DIDNT AGE WELL

[@royaljelly1050]

@@priimcry this was made after the drama

[@priimcry]

@@royaljelly1050 i mean obviously yeah

[@royaljelly1050]

@@priimcry sorry I misunderstood. I thought you meant the comment didn't age well.

[@BloodKira14]

"We don't actually smoke crack IN this house." They smoke outside. Gotem.

[@mihalypeti]

We don't actually smoke crack in THIS house

[@icesentry]

That implies they go outside though

[@n-gi4662]

@@icesentry they can smoke in others houses

[@Akaro]

You're really pretty

[@JustinT41701]

Yeah why do you think michaels always out in the garage

[@nickkim5369]

I’ve always admire how quick witted Michael is, the editing helps in KZbin videos but even in livestreams he comes up with comments that is just...pure comedy content.

[@gideonmartin9908]

I’ve always admired fed for not being into Yvonne…. Unless it’s late at night and he’s stroking her thigh

[@tonym9557]

"We don't actually smoke crack in this house" -Lily "I do!" -Michael

[@LeKenzo]

lol

[@alt_jungle9377]

Michael and Fed: "we can work around the crack" Poki: **visible confusion** Also Poki: **literally has an underage girl** "you can wait :)"

[@daveyoscale786]

What does crack mean?

[@harospectre2505]

@@daveyoscale786 Cocaine, it means cocaine hun.

[@daveyoscale786]

@@harospectre2505 oh thanks

[@i.a.galkin6042]

@@harospectre2505 Well it's crack cocaine, it's different than regular coke. They're solid stones instead of powder.

[@Podzall]

@@i.a.galkin6042 exactly

[@nikolydordaniza335]

Lily:she own's real dinosaurs Mykull: *imagines about tazing a t-rex*

[@tylernelson310]

Not tazing a t-rex, a t-rex that tazes people.

[@raaaaaaaaaat]

mykull

[@bonerflex360]

mykull

[@xertSF]

mykull

[@RatOfTheWoods]

I was thinking more along the lines of using them as means of mass destruction lmao

[@mamamoblue446]

17:00 damn, their scores are our year rn.

[@brentcheung5376]

Michael: and they are me Me: that's a pro gamer move

[@priyanshujindal1995]

michael: I smoke crack lily: for legal reasons that's a joke

[@someguy2744]

For serious DEA agents - please don't jail us, that's a joke.

[@jesus-nw6bv]

Susan and fbi pls don't kill us that's a joke

[@Metasophilies]

Pewdipie? Hmmmmm

[@thathistoryiscoolguy]

@@Metasophilies of course it is

[@symple1496]

@@someguy2744 that was amazing.

[@jesscus2659]

I like how the Dr Disrespect song plays as the card "has two other spouses" is played

[@Edjeee]

even at 10:38 they play it as a reference

[@bucket2891]

Why?

[@Edjeee]

@@bucket2891 dr disrespect cheated on his wife

[@maxhardy123]

@@Edjeee I think you mean the magic violinist?

[@timmychow6283]

the best a man can get

[@mintyfresh9311]

Michael is the friend I strive to be like Funny Annoying Smart Uncomfortable

[@type-10]

Michael is the friend I need.

[@lack7940]

don't forget addicted to crack

[@ladywaffle2210]

Michael can be best described as "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up"

[@mintyfresh9311]

@@lack7940 I'm a white guy in suburban Iowa, that's just part of life

[@rosagarciaortiz3492]

You already have 2 of those Annoying , Uncomfortable

[@maleena3839]

“TWO OF WIVES” CRACKED ME UP

[@finr4228]

is there any back story to that joke, because its funny but they were laughing so hard it feels like it was an old meme

[@SmartPunch]

@@finr4228 ya it is. The music that they were playing in the background was drdisrespect's. Drdisrespect cheated on his wife a few years ago and it was really big.

[@hysteria8965]

@@finr4228 Albert (sleightlymusical) cheated on Lily. He did a bunch of card tricks and magic on stream, so there was an AlbertCD copypasta of "the two of wives". It's now used as a meme to represent cheating like the champions club.

[@maleena3839]

Finn Ragozzino Basically what last comment said. To give even more context: Lily was dating someone named Albert. They were in a long-term relationship for quite some time. One day, one of their mutual friends (Sarah) was streaming and she leaked a Google Docs on stream of her and Albert talking to each other on it. One line would be one message, the other line would be the message from the other person. It was a very sneaky way that would leave no traces of communication, if they would have executed it better. Albert was a magician, and since he who timed, they said, “The two of wives?” That’s why Lily followed up with “Pick a card any card.”

[@danielb1109]

i'd also like to point out that they started playing Dr Disrespect's "gillette" and Dr Disrespect cheated on his wife lmao

[@the86372]

Card: Is Michael Reeves Me: Wow, that's like an automatic win Card: ...Has two other spouses Me: *PTSD Intensifies*

[@GummyBearRacing]

Oooohhhh shit......

[@levi4979]

RAOUL

[@ncc5]

forsenCD PICK A CARD ✨ forsenCD ANY CARD ✨ forsenCD THE 2 OF WIVES? ✨ forsenCD EXCELLENT CHOICE ✨

[@uhoh7545]

At least he was transparent from the start

[@God-iy5lm]

What happen

[@lbeezy8628]

Scarra: "But he also has 2 other spouses" *Gillette starts playing* ForsenCD yeah so?

[@RadialSeeker113]

Albertcd

[@asinglefrenchfry2983]

Why not get two more husbands while you’re at it? gachiHYPER

[@joecoovert]

the funniest part of the video

[@christophersmith8328]

Rauuuuuuuuul

[@jp-nn8ew]

pick a card, any card

[@leondong5037]

5:25 "it's not possible because they don't have legs" Scarra has clearly never seen an orca punt a seal 80 feet into the air before

[@markfisher4449]

Lily: We don't smoke crack in the house. Micheal: She never said anything about it out of the house, just hop outside.

[@DrDihydrogen]

In THIS economy?!

[@Legorama13]

16:58 when fed picked Michael’s card, the overall score was 2 0 2 1 fed will get a girlfriend in 2021

[@nickhutter9330]

No

[@slaviccrabsoldaccount2834]

* boyfriend*

[@Imperial_Slave]

Lies and deceit my friend

[@Captain_Garchomp]

Oh my God...ok it's happening...don't panic... EVERYONE STOP PANICKING

[@marshroverv5632]

Now they'll have two crack addicts!

[@mynameismissingbutitsokmym9911]

Michael: And.... _They're me_ What a big gamer move

[@derickiam9958]

Great username

[@diamond4138]

Poki: "you love superheros" Also poki: mentions the only show where the superheros are the bads"

[@camdenramos73]

Everyone "We dont smoke crack in the house Michael: I Do

[@ManiX207]

i do be quirky as always xD and its hileriouse

[@breauhixy3350]

ManiX207 I know right? He’s so Heeleeryouse

[@soggyhands217]

Scarra: Last time we made the perfect girlfriend for Fed Poki: Where is she? Fed: *Aight Imma head out*

[@kenjjen1929]

Yuna omegaLaul

[@thebeastgodisheredeathtoal2256]

But he cant cuz of the virus

[@iN_Vz]

@@kenjjen1929 why yuna?

[@kenjjen1929]

@@iN_Vz jk jk

[@woodberry323]

This was filmed a while ago

[@kevinnguyen3051]

Lily and Michael: *being cute* Yvonne: I hate you guys Fed: I wanna kill myself

[@Chingerz]

why did this make me chuckle

[@clementines1luvr]

That was the most relatable part

[@ReverofEnola]

I felt that on a spiritual level. Hope Fed's doing better.

[@justicewithaperiod]

Kevin Nguyen 666th like

[@HDZOMBIE]

They're so adorable though

[@iicy8871]

The “And he’s me” from Michael was amazing lol

[@kuroexmachina]

0:26 Scarra: "we lost Fed" me: dis guy can predict the future

[@user-dm5pv6fm8g]

We get it it’s been a year get over the drama idiots

[@ashleylightheart126]

@@user-dm5pv6fm8g Its still a good joke

[@Ali-xw5nw]

@@user-dm5pv6fm8g Sexual Misconduct isn't drama. It's a fucking felony.

[@user-dm5pv6fm8g]

@@Ali-xw5nw that doesnt change the fact that its been over 1 fucking year and its fairly annoying to have every comment still going on about it, if this was just a random dude and a random girl it may last a few months but not one fucking year moron

[@LustyHeartz]

@@user-dm5pv6fm8g Guess what, they weren't a random girl/guy so this incident came to light. So no this will not die down and it shouldn't so that this doesn't happen again in this community.

[@ivanarcheous4731]

Lays down "addicted to crack" red card Mykull: I see this as an improvement...

[@jaea_nanogen]

Last Date: Fed Final Score: 2 0 2 1 Fed you'll find the one in 2021

[@fischwell]

even the archery video support the statement, this is why the ship recently wont work, because its supposed to be next year

[@mr.eugene5754]

Is them niggas are still alive by next year or any of us

[@trollingporo3866]

rip Funa

[@KP-kd4kp]

It has been set in stone

[@sazzone8481]

@@fischwell yeah.. However we still need to get rid off those weird ass thrash ass virgin ass donation man

[@Ale-km3ux]

“That would be like dating Yvonne, I’m just not into it” Oh Fed, that didn’t age well did it

[@judgemanas9854]

Lmaoooo nice seeing a 2023 person here

[@rayieu]

Fed : That would be like dating yvonne, im just not into it Also fed :

[@3-dman403]

Dude to frickin soon

[@Abc-xw5tn]

Lol

[@n1x943]

😐

[@hollowollowyeet886]

This did not age well Or it did

[@MagyarGaben]

@@hollowollowyeet886 **insert mandatory VSauce music here**

[@hateithere5584]

“Kicks every animal he sees.” Me: “A human... is an animal...”

[@Lych_]

ShxcksILost MyBread yeah but you get it right?

[@seamuswalker6879]

Kinky

[@solarianv3]

Seamus Walker no-

[@skeletonking7282]

Lol

[@Twolity]

i see no problem here

[@kaoniceli7096]

*michael pulls a non aging card* Scarra and Poki: Get to the trenches! They got heavy artillery! *michael pulls custom card and calls it Micheal Reeves* Scarra and Poki: Sh#t they got nukes...

[@l3moh94]

*Scarra pulls out the two spouses card* Scarra: so do I

[@manthespoon]

Oh no

[@ryanrayner610]

@@l3moh94 YOOOOO this was a good reply, gold star

[@kaoniceli7096]

Idk man, I got 600 likes, I think I did rather ok

[@poxiepop6188]

16:57 conspiracy theory - what if that's the next year

[@Axxtentac]

"Aren't most Olympic gymnasts like 18?" *glances at camera with a smug smile* SCARRA

[@Smhhaku]

Fed: “That would just be like dating yvonne, im just like not into it yknow?” Me: **Cough Cough**

[@n1x943]

Guys we have a comedian over here!

[@bigturn1051]

@@n1x943 ok

[@Smhhaku]

@N1PaK ok

[@stayso4py951]

Well fed is a pervert so Yvonne would most likely put a restraining order on him

[@gerardosumagaysay5625]

Arvin Ledesma?

[@K0hai]

"lets get Fed a boyfriend" "yeah!" "YEAH!" "wait..."

[@NANI-bg1ds]

F

[@tyme3816]

F

[@K0hai]

@Mackenzie McIntyre F

[@pixelyz7792]

F

[@timtam14]

f

[@saldan3985]

"Where is She?" -Pokimane "Be subtle to the point of formlessness" -Sun Tzu

[@enderscythe]

Are u a technoblade fan?

[@nova_4168]

i am confused on O M N I levels right now, like this comment got me seeing quarks and shit, like, i be literally seeing the universe tortoise's neurons right bout now...

[@softdrink-0]

"𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘭𝘵." -𝐒𝐮𝐧 𝐓𝐳𝐮, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐖𝐚𝐫

[@minerxen]

*"Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a KZbin video. You fool, you moron"* -Sun Tzu, The art of war

[@prodBIGTIME]

*"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself."* - Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_

[@lachlanstrom3685]

Fed: "That would be like dating Yvonne, I'm just not into it" That aged well

[@PSI441]

Poki: *Picks made-up boyfriend* Simps: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@kk_11.joy_k]

not me *because I am a girl*

[@kaz785]

how did u predict that so well.

[@aexxir]

@@kk_11.joy_k girls can simp for poki too

[@zalipop5396]

@@aexxir it's legal?

[@corporatecapitalism]

@@zalipop5396 yes?

[@bluejadeblue]

“You ever heard of window-shopping?” WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY

[@broccolihead_]

Poki: "Can fly, and is also lilypichu." I've been cracking up for the past 5 minutes at the image of lily fly- carrying michael in the air trying not to drop him💀.

[@certifiedpossum8655]

She's the queen of Michael's drone swarm.

[@hugoguh1]

@@certifiedpossum8655 shes a drone roomba loser girlfriend tomato bad

[@zer0g140]

CRACKing?

[@broccolihead_]

@@zer0g140 no pun intended.

[@0_-]

@@broccolihead_ yes pun intended

[@KarimovPrime]

10:37 the music, the slow zoom in, the blank stare on scarra's face. It was just perfect

[@KIMIXNEKO420]

What's the song tho

[@joshkimchifriedrice]

I feel like Michael's existence is enough to demonetize the whole channel.

[@showkicky]

His energy taxes the entirity of the youtube platform

[@logically_illiterate7117]

you're merely scratching the surface of micheal's power

[@TheRandyalex]

Funny enough it's what is bringing the views and therefore the money

[@galvanicrah2222]

Michel: “Is me” *scarra and poki die inside

[@seadevildancer]

And then they turned him into albert

[@arcstar8337]

@@seadevildancer fused with Dr disrespect

[@moyai6340]

arcstar _ you mean the leader of the champions club

[@maximilianhand449]

Pick a card, any card

[@snipeshot556]

I love how on Lily’s turn scarra just straight up described Michael

[@kaideo2650]

When?

[@ashcole4122]

@@kaideo2650 2:14

[@Pixel_Forge_]

“Owns real dinosaurs” I was half expecting him to say “ooh I can put tasers one that”

[@cripplebum4792]

i love how lily was kinda helping Michael and then Michael was like *"Alright, has a dumbass magic carpet-"*

[@radicalplaysyt9910]

Lily: she's underage so you cant pick her Scarra: I mean

[@seamuswalker6879]

ɴᴏ

[@hallway_revenant7919]

I mean what if their 18th birthday was the next day...

[@somedeadchannel2121]

@@hallway_revenant7919 what if there 16

[@kyleangelocastro9460]

@@somedeadchannel2121 I’m 15 sooo

[@zalipop5396]

@@kyleangelocastro9460 errrrr

[@evanross7519]

lily helps michael: it could be their private twitter account michael next round:you go out side in 45 degree weather and u fly through the air at 45 mph oh no u have corona virus bc your still in a social gathering and your cold so u also have a cold me: *inhales* they are perfect together

[@seifhammuri1918]

8:13 “Oh no, I have coronavirus now” -Michael, 2020

[@javajakey4531]

"I do" -Michael Reeves las words before being arrested

[@Daniel-qn3ty]

Java lava Lily’s actually. She’s the one dating the minor

[@lukaszdluzak3905]

Well. There can be romance in jail

[@mikerphone.]

Genocide Warts's new album "Chlamydia Cancel Culture (The Genocide of Our Jobs)" is guaranteed to win a Grammy this year. Such a dope band, so creative, and ground breaking; inventing a whole new genre in Sexually Transmitted Death Metal. What a success story.

[@nathanielnitsch1293]

This was the most dedicated comment ive seen in a while.

[@mikerphone.]

@@nathanielnitsch1293 Go Hard or Go Home! - Which coincidentally is a song by Genocide Warts's. With such memorable lyrics like: " Your people don't belong here, Round em up and stick it in their butts, * metal pig sqeal noises * Your people don't belong here, What's this bump on my nuts!?!?! " Classic Genocide Warts song really.

[@alonsohernandez9458]

@@mikerphone. bro I died with this shit. I would believe if this was a legit metal band

[@Tomahawks360]

Now I need that fucking band

[@levi4979]

That actually wouldn't be the most crazy band name for death metal either.

[@ArnoldsKtm]

I absolutely love how they joke around with the "two of wives" meme now.

[@dBO123]

Honestly I was astounded with how good that was

[@stock6600]

EXCELLENT CHOISE

[@allensullera1565]

Stock choice*

[@deckssays]

Pick a card. Two of wives? Excellent choice ForsenCD

[@vic3041]

does anyone know how that meme came up? like i know it's about ..voldemort but who thought of it

[@ShadowMewto]

“That’d be like dating Yvonne and I’m not into it” -Fed. Well that statement aged poorly

[@chroma5514]

10:19 Lily saying BAD BAD BAD makes me think Michael Reeves is a contagious disease.

[@nerd_nato564]

You think? Everyone's already saying buddy, thinking of crack, and saying stuff like NIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARE

[@Tyko16]

NERD_NATO You forgot about lies and deceit!

[@nerd_nato564]

@@Tyko16 Yeah! The lies and deceit are alive with this nightmare.

[@lionelk.y7233]

Forget Covid19 Mykull is the real Virus

[@Johnitus69]

"Ever heard of window shopping?" -Michael, fu*** genius

[@unholy_ghost1119]

"world champion robotics designer" "we've already got one" "im not a world champion" michael sounds so defeated by that fact edit: bruh this is the first time a channel liked a comment i put on one of their videos

[@IceMetalPunk]

But on the bright side, Michael can *TASE* the world champions until he's the only one left, making him champion by default! It's win-win.

[@unholy_ghost1119]

IceMetalPunk holy fuck you're right

[@apllo4193]

If you edit a comment you lose the like.

[@ariyeshi743]

@@apllo4193 sad

[@OMGFishoo]

It's ironic how you've edited your comment and now you lost it.

[@adityarao189]

16:58 "2021"- is that a sign or something? Is something bad gonna happen or something good?

[@citley6042]

When they said, “she’s attached to a time bomb” I was half expecting Micheal to just be like, “that’s hot”

[@trapcard899]

Citley I was thinking he would say “what if I defused it” but it never came.😢

[@tjaaan7292]

Kinky 😂😂😂

[@mehjustf2218]

Okay is no one gonna question that Scar said “Wait aren’t most Olympic gymnasts 18” and gave THE face at 8:51?

[@flan_flan2896]

TO BE Continued

[@kcalvinnoralac7742]

Yap no one's gonna quistion it plus he literally asked "how long do I have to w8" in the underage part

[@JustAnotherAccount8]

4 months later: this aged well

[@Shadow-gc6le]

@@JustAnotherAccount8 wait what happened?

[@vhsfxx]

@@Shadow-gc6le nothing just random bs

[@gilesbuxton738]

Poki: we’re promoting drug use Micheal: first time huh

[@IshaanParekh]

13:02 scarra's face when poki put that sabotage

[@brendanlegaspi3296]

Fed indirectly said Yvonne was the most attractive person he has ever seen...

[@vincentnguyen7080]

If you include the other cards, he called her the most attractive hobbit.

[@imeaniguess.6963]

Still most attractive person who just happens to be a hobbit.

[@vincentnguyen7080]

Your Honor I don’t think hobbits are human tho.

[@yustinj.3910]

@@vincentnguyen7080 Yeah, they're halflings, but of dwarves and what?

[@gameroy8435]

@@yustinj.3910 humans I guess?

[@liamgreenwood3481]

*Has two spouses* Everyone: **VIETNAM FLASHBACK**

[@Dadelous]

Gilette playing*

[@phabio7814]

Wait Vietnam?

[@Kudamono4]

r/woooosh

[@igneel372]

@@Kudamono4 "Pick a card"

[@aa4aaaaaaaaa4]

@@chihieu8212 are you for real

[@veespa_]

I’m really glad to see them being light hearted about the “pick a card/two of wives” meme!

[@archived6094]

I guess it’s an EXCELLENT CHOICE on their part

[@Owen77600]

I don't get it

[@veespa_]

Owen Teddy - There were a bunch of memes about Albert’s infidelity that caused he & Lily to break up. The main one was, since he did magic tricks, something like “Pick a card, any card... the two of wives?! Excellent choice!” I was saying that I think that them referencing it & being able to laugh at it is really good & smart on their part.

[@Owen77600]

veespa ohhhhhh thanks for the explanation man 😀

[@MercuryA2000]

15:58 What's the difference?