OFFLINETV PLAYS DARTS ON $100,000 ROBOT DOG

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3 жыл бұрын

This is what we used $100,000 for!
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@archangelsalen1681
@archangelsalen1681 3 жыл бұрын
They "bought" a bunch of prices, a 70k robodog, and an actual roll of arcade tickets ... but not a real Dart Board ...
@adamjtin
@adamjtin 3 жыл бұрын
They didn't even draw the dart board right. They left out the double and triple point zones for the non-bullseye partitions.
@BruhMoment-og9jo
@BruhMoment-og9jo 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamjtin tis' called "budget"
@lemurpie9381
@lemurpie9381 3 жыл бұрын
This is to avoid taxes
@andrews7727
@andrews7727 3 жыл бұрын
No, what's weirder is that was an actual dart ring stuck on a piece of paper! They actually removed it from a friggin dart board!
@BruhMoment-og9jo
@BruhMoment-og9jo 3 жыл бұрын
@@lemurpie9381 yes but the actual thing about the not getting a real board is quarintine
@daragon1296
@daragon1296 3 жыл бұрын
Michael, when robodog falls: GET BACK TO WORK Michael, when robodog is hit by a dart: *THE CHILD*
@spaghettboy2173
@spaghettboy2173 3 жыл бұрын
I mean if my dog got hit by a dart I’d be more concerned than my dog just falling over
@bobsterr6144
@bobsterr6144 2 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettboy2173 wait so you dont use your dog as a dart target?
@isaacjrat
@isaacjrat 2 жыл бұрын
@@bobsterr6144 damn i never thought of that. I got 2 cats so double points I guess.
@bobsterr6144
@bobsterr6144 2 жыл бұрын
@@isaacjrat 20 if you hit both heads!
@kthmm3890
@kthmm3890 2 жыл бұрын
OMFG THE ANSWERS LMAO XDXD
@CallMeVidd
@CallMeVidd 3 жыл бұрын
Poki: “oooh Doritos!” Michael: “J Ä G E R M E I S T E R”
@kristianskrede9886
@kristianskrede9886 3 жыл бұрын
A true programmer
@dapu8033
@dapu8033 3 жыл бұрын
JÄÄÄGERMEEEISTEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@marcinkietyka9933
@marcinkietyka9933 3 жыл бұрын
@@dapu8033 good thing papa wasnt there
@noct6494
@noct6494 3 жыл бұрын
_JÄGER_
@dapu8033
@dapu8033 3 жыл бұрын
Let's see who is the first one to get the reference.
@IDrankALavaLamp
@IDrankALavaLamp 3 жыл бұрын
*Everybody:* Darts *Michael:* 404 error score not found
@MegaVikingen
@MegaVikingen 3 жыл бұрын
@@charlesm.2604 But at 10:23, Michael's score actually reads (0)404.
@MegaVikingen
@MegaVikingen 3 жыл бұрын
@@charlesm.2604 Sometimes we simply miss the details.
@chkkkkkkkk
@chkkkkkkkk 3 жыл бұрын
Haha but since its Michael, more like, error 420 not found 😂
@x-yuuri6860
@x-yuuri6860 3 жыл бұрын
Michael is so good at coding he even coded his scores
@swagmeister3000
@swagmeister3000 3 жыл бұрын
michael really said error 0404
@peppershredder1
@peppershredder1 3 жыл бұрын
The look on Michael’s face when Lily hit the dog was some of the most genuine emotion I’ve seen from him
@danielberger1006
@danielberger1006 3 жыл бұрын
8:40
@ella-mh1fd
@ella-mh1fd 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielberger1006 I love you Daniel
@radicalfishstickstm8563
@radicalfishstickstm8563 3 жыл бұрын
7:25
@averagepvpenjoyer
@averagepvpenjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
Its cause he was worried that it would stop progress on the legendary tazer dog
@Alan-rod008
@Alan-rod008 3 жыл бұрын
He was like "my baby" 8:48
@Envy_Dragon
@Envy_Dragon 3 жыл бұрын
I like how Scarra couldn't hit a goddamn thing... until he had a head to aim at.
@ladywaffle2210
@ladywaffle2210 3 жыл бұрын
Murder... is a powerful incentive.
@frinzkhiane5118
@frinzkhiane5118 3 жыл бұрын
Atleast he's better than Thor
@sarthakrao72
@sarthakrao72 3 жыл бұрын
@@frinzkhiane5118 underrated lmaooo
@oOoOoOrangeOoO
@oOoOoOrangeOoO 3 жыл бұрын
Its his murder instincts
@JadenSpooky
@JadenSpooky 3 жыл бұрын
Don Scarra isn't the one who gets his hands dirty; it's usually his Cappos doing the grunt work.
@Spironic
@Spironic 3 жыл бұрын
4:26 This is the best camerawork I have ever seen, damn.
@anintellectual1637
@anintellectual1637 3 жыл бұрын
It looks like it travels farther than it actually is
@Sour_Ink
@Sour_Ink 3 жыл бұрын
Righ!? How did they get that shot. Insane
@yogami3270
@yogami3270 3 жыл бұрын
Zoom in plus tracking during edit, my guess
@thepotatolord1679
@thepotatolord1679 3 жыл бұрын
@@yogami3270 No, it looks too smooth to be an edit, I think its just Brodin being a god with the camera
@_marou_
@_marou_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@thepotatolord1679 tracking can be done smoothly but yes I think it his godly camera skills
@HarrisonBuck720
@HarrisonBuck720 3 жыл бұрын
"I would like 2 nights stay at the Inn please" "I'm not an innkeeper" Best oblivion dialog
@omelettoman4874
@omelettoman4874 2 жыл бұрын
how does this have no comment
@matheuspande
@matheuspande 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed my ass off of that, that was so random
@dzarosthedorito4393
@dzarosthedorito4393 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as Michael defeated the Doritos, his power was multiplied tenfold... yeah makes sense
@jimmyp9105
@jimmyp9105 3 жыл бұрын
Would have been hilarious if he won, after hitting the bag.
@elianram2987
@elianram2987 3 жыл бұрын
He gains power by causing pain and chaos
@ichigoyume1709
@ichigoyume1709 3 жыл бұрын
i thought I was the only one who noticed weel, yea,it sure has
@regalrevolt4989
@regalrevolt4989 3 жыл бұрын
Change your name to dzaros the dorito
@dzarosthedorito4393
@dzarosthedorito4393 3 жыл бұрын
@@regalrevolt4989 wish granted
@lulucth00lhu
@lulucth00lhu 3 жыл бұрын
When Lily hit the dog, Michael's face was mortified. I love it.
@justaregularwizard6213
@justaregularwizard6213 3 жыл бұрын
When was that?
@doodoohead7381
@doodoohead7381 3 жыл бұрын
@@justaregularwizard6213 idk
@lulucth00lhu
@lulucth00lhu 3 жыл бұрын
@@justaregularwizard6213 I forgot, but Lily landed a dart on Robodog
@typhwomp7686
@typhwomp7686 3 жыл бұрын
The dog drowned anyway i think
@airosisi7238
@airosisi7238 3 жыл бұрын
@@justaregularwizard6213 8:42
@emergencydelirium5505
@emergencydelirium5505 3 жыл бұрын
"What should we do?" "Let's throw darts at the most expensive thing that we own"
@bspeducation5438
@bspeducation5438 2 жыл бұрын
For CONTENT
@Stranger-gl6ie
@Stranger-gl6ie 2 жыл бұрын
STONKS
@Llamacorn87
@Llamacorn87 3 жыл бұрын
There’s something strangely wholesome about Brodin letting Michael have the Jaegermeister
@SlayTheSpire4Ever
@SlayTheSpire4Ever 2 жыл бұрын
He knows that Michael probably taze him if there is no Jaegermeister
@refthegeneric
@refthegeneric Жыл бұрын
Like a little boy being given free candy
@iamafuckingfailure
@iamafuckingfailure Жыл бұрын
He knows michael will take it,even if it takes some voltage, so better avoid the robodog having a mounted taser charging at everyone by giving it to him
@cadaver7334
@cadaver7334 3 жыл бұрын
"Do you work better under pressure?" "No" Scarra: *So you have chosen death*
@s.c.p-0796
@s.c.p-0796 3 жыл бұрын
Sinbad the film
@laurapadilla1325
@laurapadilla1325 3 жыл бұрын
Um
@laurapadilla1325
@laurapadilla1325 3 жыл бұрын
I’m just gaining to leave bye
@chinachicken8494
@chinachicken8494 3 жыл бұрын
now im imagining scarra but with big eyes
@dudedude2721
@dudedude2721 3 жыл бұрын
Scarra: I’m abouta man this whole career’s end
@m..w6877
@m..w6877 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: sykkuno isn’t here cause they turned him into THE BOY
@resulox7989
@resulox7989 3 жыл бұрын
16:20
@incog0956
@incog0956 3 жыл бұрын
we can assume Toast and Sykkuno are gods of darts
@TiffysUsername
@TiffysUsername 3 жыл бұрын
Incog 0, Sykunno played tennis so his aim is probably pretty good
@robaaronabella9660
@robaaronabella9660 3 жыл бұрын
@@kyru_art No i think
@smolkidd
@smolkidd 3 жыл бұрын
boy oh boy
@r3ck13ss7
@r3ck13ss7 3 жыл бұрын
Lily: puts on masK Micheal: “Jinkys”
@chipsahoy1312
@chipsahoy1312 3 жыл бұрын
It was scarra
@marleyyes
@marleyyes 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah tho that was scarra
@KraisonFrameworks
@KraisonFrameworks 3 жыл бұрын
Michael: "Stand up, and get bACK TO WORK!" Also Michael: *nearly crying because his robodog got a dart stuck in its shoulder*
@ItzRetz
@ItzRetz 3 жыл бұрын
OfflineTV: *Gets a robot dog that costs thousands of dollars* Also OfflineTV: *Has to make their own dart board instead of just buying one for $20*
@gagemonster555
@gagemonster555 3 жыл бұрын
it looks like they TORE OFF the number ring from an actual dartboard.... its hanging/falling off of the rediboard at some points; a big metal ring with metal numbers attached
@simonkerb869
@simonkerb869 3 жыл бұрын
They already spent their money on the dog, they couldn't also get a good board
@mazzuli5005
@mazzuli5005 3 жыл бұрын
it could have been too heavy for the dog
@gagemonster555
@gagemonster555 3 жыл бұрын
@@mazzuli5005 a heavy dartboard weighs maybe 10 lbs... the dog can carry 30lbs+
@AudazVerdugo
@AudazVerdugo 3 жыл бұрын
Because they spent all their money on the mf dog
@user-qo3yj7pf4j
@user-qo3yj7pf4j 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Michael doesn't care about the points and tickets, and still gets to have a 500 ticket Jägermeister
@outside8312
@outside8312 3 жыл бұрын
Because broden doesn't want to be his next victim, I mean test subject
@user-km3dj4bu3p
@user-km3dj4bu3p 3 жыл бұрын
Good comment
@kingjulien9732
@kingjulien9732 3 жыл бұрын
Jägermeister*
@polox6571
@polox6571 3 жыл бұрын
I mean he's the only one who shot the doritos, that deserves a pretty big reward
@broke9695
@broke9695 3 жыл бұрын
Jägermeister!!!!!
@WeatherMansduck
@WeatherMansduck 2 жыл бұрын
Dude the look of absolute horror on Michael's face when his beer pisser gets hit by a dart is hilarious
@Living-Human-person
@Living-Human-person 5 ай бұрын
Lol beer pisser
@T0M_X
@T0M_X 3 жыл бұрын
15:38 when you buy alcohol for the first time
@sickboi4325
@sickboi4325 3 жыл бұрын
I love how at first Michaels like get stand up and get back to work Dog: gets hit Michael: my child!
@opaabdul2363
@opaabdul2363 3 жыл бұрын
a true father son relationship
@thelegend8153
@thelegend8153 3 жыл бұрын
My tax deduction
@lazarusvillagomez
@lazarusvillagomez 3 жыл бұрын
WHAT!?
@noneofthekings6501
@noneofthekings6501 3 жыл бұрын
@@thelegend8153 pLS-
@lordbrenmercado6145
@lordbrenmercado6145 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp
@reynavul
@reynavul 3 жыл бұрын
Scarra: "Yeah yeah, I look like a professional thrower" His 0 score for that round: *professionally throwing this game*
@omnislash_13
@omnislash_13 3 жыл бұрын
he said I look like not I am so nothing wrong abt that hehe
@whiteandblacksteel
@whiteandblacksteel 3 жыл бұрын
cant take the dignitas out of scarra
@poersiha8516
@poersiha8516 3 жыл бұрын
the score can speak?
@bobanza8543
@bobanza8543 3 жыл бұрын
Notice at the end Michael said *”I think with this video we fully paid off robo dog, so now we can throw him in the pool”* coincidence I think *NOT*
@poyupoku
@poyupoku 3 жыл бұрын
Lily’s laughing while wearing the boy is genuinely creepy af...
@xach2
@xach2 3 жыл бұрын
OTV: Buys a highly sophisticated, state of the art AI learning robot, for the same price as a nice car Also OTV: uses it to move a dart board
@comfypeepo
@comfypeepo 3 жыл бұрын
"Nice car" you can buy a nice car for 30k lol that shit costs 100k that's like a tesla right there
@mmaridsy7382
@mmaridsy7382 3 жыл бұрын
@@HellO-ik8ur ??? where tho
@HawKster_
@HawKster_ 3 жыл бұрын
and they didn't even get a real dart board
@toxicjr7478
@toxicjr7478 3 жыл бұрын
@@comfypeepo The irony in this is that a base model tesla cost relatively close to 30k lmao
@justintimeleave1360
@justintimeleave1360 3 жыл бұрын
worth
@nothing11558
@nothing11558 3 жыл бұрын
My god Lily's laugh when she wore that mask is terrifying.
@ricecum3079
@ricecum3079 3 жыл бұрын
It was annoying that's all
@lesliethwing2214
@lesliethwing2214 3 жыл бұрын
@@ricecum3079 Kind of like your comment
@azaelrosario8676
@azaelrosario8676 3 жыл бұрын
Facts 😂😂😂
@mortemwentbang
@mortemwentbang 3 жыл бұрын
Eh, wasn’t even close to SCP Secret laboratory
@StarrySky-
@StarrySky- 3 жыл бұрын
Really? Have you watch lily scp vid?
@MikkiM33sh
@MikkiM33sh 3 жыл бұрын
4:26 anyone else enjoying this tracking shot of the dart? Like... actual pogs.
@agent4375
@agent4375 3 жыл бұрын
8:47 never have i seen michael with genuine fear and concern
@wyntersapphire
@wyntersapphire 3 жыл бұрын
other people when their dog gets hurt: aww oh no we have to take it to the vet to see if hes okay michael: *SIT.* *STAND UP AND DO YOUR WORK*
@wyntersapphire
@wyntersapphire 3 жыл бұрын
@rolls right😭
@jackie_stones
@jackie_stones 3 жыл бұрын
LOL. Stand UP AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!
@bulldozer8950
@bulldozer8950 3 жыл бұрын
one of the pro's of robo dogs...
@rebcon12
@rebcon12 3 жыл бұрын
“now we can throw robodog in the pool” he wasnt joking.
@xaviergarcia1805
@xaviergarcia1805 3 жыл бұрын
@@YuleeVan_ yeah, but what really happened was that robodog needed to be charged and it would take a day and toast promised to make a vid with robodog that same day it needed to be charged
@LK-xq2jy
@LK-xq2jy 3 жыл бұрын
@@xaviergarcia1805 so it didn't fell in the pool? Thank god!
@rekkisomo
@rekkisomo 3 жыл бұрын
they're severely waterproofed, so it wouldn't even made a dent in how it performs 😰
@dimaryk11
@dimaryk11 3 жыл бұрын
@@rekkisomo Well, they're IP54 protected, where 4 stands for Liquid ingress protection and is rated for "Splashing of water". In the Spot Launch video it stands in the rain with seemingly no problems. If it were to fall into the pool, it would need at least level 7, or "Immersion, up to 1 meter (3 ft 3 in) depth", which is still not enough if you think about it, as pools tend to not be 1 meter deep
@christiangallagher8477
@christiangallagher8477 3 жыл бұрын
Scarra: There’s no way i can stick this to his head proceeds to headshot twice
@gogatsukun6893
@gogatsukun6893 3 жыл бұрын
yvonne was like. Yo im not good at this. 12 minutes later: +17 +17 +10 +19 +55 +25 . . . +250 +10000 +4679847
@anavaldizan2936
@anavaldizan2936 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad the 10 points didn’t count because they missed to add them on the board :(
@Tedward0
@Tedward0 3 жыл бұрын
I like how they try to use robo dog for something useful and then Michael makes it pee beer Making the robot 20x more useful
@killzombiesOMG
@killzombiesOMG 3 жыл бұрын
4:26 Can we just praise the cameraman? That shot was really good, he followed the dart almost perfectly
@Keanine
@Keanine 3 жыл бұрын
I came to the comments for this exact reason, that was an amazing shot
@heekoo_8287
@heekoo_8287 3 жыл бұрын
It looked more like a wideshot that had zoom and tracking applied in post to me.
@joepearson5522
@joepearson5522 3 жыл бұрын
@@heekoo_8287 still looks good lol
@spencerhansberry5156
@spencerhansberry5156 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was almost faked for a sec but nah its just hella good tracking.
@PredatorH2O
@PredatorH2O 3 жыл бұрын
It's Brodin.
@moneh2895
@moneh2895 3 жыл бұрын
Intro: "Crazy Darts" Me: So how's the 70k robot dog is it still alive?
@swaaz269
@swaaz269 3 жыл бұрын
Dont know
@Tejas-xg9ey
@Tejas-xg9ey 3 жыл бұрын
They probably made the video before it died
@Splinter-ge9pf
@Splinter-ge9pf 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tejas-xg9ey What? When did he die?
@ComfiCharlie
@ComfiCharlie 3 жыл бұрын
this is a week before
@thorstyraccoon4216
@thorstyraccoon4216 3 жыл бұрын
They jebaited you. He never died
@user-dj9kk3pn6g
@user-dj9kk3pn6g 3 жыл бұрын
Michael did really well when he stopped aiming for the doritos
@nate_hann
@nate_hann 3 жыл бұрын
BRODIN IS SO TALL WHEN HE GAVE THE TICKETS TO LILY HE DIDNT EVEN FIT
@yato9565
@yato9565 3 жыл бұрын
Lily should hide in Michaels closet at night and try scare him.
@Nerdnumberone
@Nerdnumberone 3 жыл бұрын
Michael has muscles and tasers. Do you really want to see his fear response?
@krispychurros5874
@krispychurros5874 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nerdnumberone "hey buddaiyee..." *duel wields tasers with a sadistic smile* *lunges for the kill*
@CallMeVidd
@CallMeVidd 3 жыл бұрын
Knowing Michael, the closet probably tazes her if she tries to get in
@Nerdnumberone
@Nerdnumberone 3 жыл бұрын
@@CallMeVidd It isn't *supposed* to do that, but he made a small wiring mistake...
@krispychurros5874
@krispychurros5874 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nerdnumberone "remember mark, do NOT touch this part and this part... it will pass electricity through your heart" from the drinking cup taser. well he didnt mean for it to happen, it was, alas, a small wiring mistake.
@johndewitt4648
@johndewitt4648 3 жыл бұрын
Velma: puts on ghost mask Everybody: You've become the very thing you sworn to destroy.
@peanutbutterpuppies2756
@peanutbutterpuppies2756 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I see an original comment that's is very original
@temerianlillies
@temerianlillies Жыл бұрын
@@peanutbutterpuppies2756 you’re literally subbed to the most generic, repetitive KZbinrs, you’re one to talk lmao
@peanutbutterpuppies2756
@peanutbutterpuppies2756 Жыл бұрын
@@temerianlillies this was a while ago but since I liked this comment imma guess I wasn't being sarcastic. I can't remember tho
@peanutbutterpuppies2756
@peanutbutterpuppies2756 Жыл бұрын
@@temerianlillies also almost all of the people I am subbed to I don't watch anymore if at all
@Michaelwave27
@Michaelwave27 3 жыл бұрын
Michael: "So now we can throw him in the pool" He wasn't lying...
@reaperdeathgod1
@reaperdeathgod1 3 жыл бұрын
"So now we can throw him into the pool" little did they know...
@XyrantiumX
@XyrantiumX 3 жыл бұрын
Scarra: There’s no way i can stick this to his head *proceeds to headshot twice*
@Cyphule
@Cyphule 3 жыл бұрын
Aimbot
@NMeyer-kq3zy
@NMeyer-kq3zy 3 жыл бұрын
3 times actually. He could not pierce the hard mask the first time. If it were soft like the side he would have been even richer.
@TheCharskeBros
@TheCharskeBros 3 жыл бұрын
pog
@potato5oup438
@potato5oup438 3 жыл бұрын
Scarra: "CraZY dArtS" Michael: "darts with a tax deduction" I freakin' love Michael
@roajske7945
@roajske7945 3 жыл бұрын
@The Clutcher Me too
@braedenmoore1722
@braedenmoore1722 3 жыл бұрын
@The Clutcher robodog is being used for content they get a tax deduction
@anonym3017
@anonym3017 3 жыл бұрын
100k dog: no problem. easily in the budget. 30 buck dartboard: nah mate. too expensive
@Hideyoshi1991
@Hideyoshi1991 3 жыл бұрын
reminds me of prozd eating random shit for videos.
@BambooSoop
@BambooSoop 3 жыл бұрын
What if they played a “hide-and-seek” type game but Lily seeks with the mask on
@thomaswang2223
@thomaswang2223 3 жыл бұрын
Nah the taser is scarier
@trivialqed
@trivialqed 3 жыл бұрын
7:56 real reason why they moved, to get the deposit back
@mohammedsaif6089
@mohammedsaif6089 3 жыл бұрын
when Michael said " i want the jager" and everyone shared their tickets and even brodin said "for you ill make an exception" such a cool bro moment right there
@kingjulien9732
@kingjulien9732 3 жыл бұрын
Jäger*
@tiredboard
@tiredboard 3 жыл бұрын
A BROdin moment
@SuchanOriginal
@SuchanOriginal 3 жыл бұрын
*cheating*
@ianbrobin544
@ianbrobin544 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingjulien9732 but who knows how to type ä?
@kingjulien9732
@kingjulien9732 3 жыл бұрын
@@ianbrobin544 yeah, it's pretty hard right?
@smoggy6849
@smoggy6849 3 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine sykkuno playing this and being like "egh" while he throws
@jackthename4155
@jackthename4155 3 жыл бұрын
lol yeah hahaha
@net_lag
@net_lag 3 жыл бұрын
Venting noises
@absurdj_
@absurdj_ 3 жыл бұрын
that actually cute tho
@idk444_2
@idk444_2 3 жыл бұрын
But hits a bullseye every time
@Anonym-wz6mm
@Anonym-wz6mm 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda like Poki did?
@CallMeVidd
@CallMeVidd 3 жыл бұрын
11:21 The boi: “you wanna brawl? YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?!”
@reyofthekings
@reyofthekings 3 жыл бұрын
I only recently started watching some OTV videos and I'm now jealous/proud of Michael since he's with Lily, especially because he's a year older than me. This video just shows it more with them together in the background, its so cute.
@thememeestfilmbuff
@thememeestfilmbuff 3 жыл бұрын
*This feels like a game that would be at a futuristic dystopian type of Chuck E. Cheese’s.*
@Gundamseeddabest
@Gundamseeddabest 3 жыл бұрын
So Chuck E Cheese’s
@rudyolfschiermeister8167
@rudyolfschiermeister8167 3 жыл бұрын
Child robot dog riding races Edit: I meant child
@kiara7822
@kiara7822 3 жыл бұрын
ah yes. h i t t h e b o y
@jacobmartinez4031
@jacobmartinez4031 3 жыл бұрын
Can we just talk about how Lily nailed the laugh with the mask perfectly?
@hitmanplayz1143
@hitmanplayz1143 3 жыл бұрын
I was 69
@Enrix
@Enrix 3 жыл бұрын
Is anybody able to determine and graph the changes in pitch? I’ll need this for future study.
@axyte535
@axyte535 2 жыл бұрын
8:33 Someone please get this into that meme which has Pam from the office going "Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two photos" and then she says "They're the same picture."
@darkthagod4571
@darkthagod4571 3 жыл бұрын
3:07 love how Michael wipes his hand on his pants after Lily lets go of his hand. Lmao
@snickerdoodle6605
@snickerdoodle6605 2 жыл бұрын
no those just itchy thighs
@nodomatic
@nodomatic 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone's objective : hit the target Michael's objective : hit the doritos
@_laaf_4519
@_laaf_4519 3 жыл бұрын
that was Michaels target 🎯
@rubencarmun
@rubencarmun 3 жыл бұрын
he is so quirky
@alfarezadwiramadhan929
@alfarezadwiramadhan929 3 жыл бұрын
Isnt there like points there?
@HyperKR027
@HyperKR027 3 жыл бұрын
now we need Lily to say "Jinkies!"
@maddymahool3828
@maddymahool3828 3 жыл бұрын
Yvonne = Those students who say they havent studies for the test but gets top score
@Znijik
@Znijik 3 жыл бұрын
"The Boy" mask stays ON in the minecraft bed.
@alvarezrodriguez4163
@alvarezrodriguez4163 3 жыл бұрын
No cap, michael finna head out and return with a tazer or somethin
@IvanTube0
@IvanTube0 3 жыл бұрын
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! no we were joking
@nonstopdubstepman21
@nonstopdubstepman21 3 жыл бұрын
But is it better than Michael's "The Boys" baby ?
@user-sw9tp9ok9q
@user-sw9tp9ok9q 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but poki and scarra singing and dancing to scooby-doo is such a precious moment
@gallonsandwich5887
@gallonsandwich5887 3 жыл бұрын
When was ur?
@gallonsandwich5887
@gallonsandwich5887 3 жыл бұрын
I mean it
@drummerofawe
@drummerofawe 3 жыл бұрын
@@gallonsandwich5887 5:57 to 6:14 probably my favourite bit from this vid :)
@ichigoyume1709
@ichigoyume1709 3 жыл бұрын
WOW the meories
@JohnsonBonson
@JohnsonBonson 3 жыл бұрын
Also at 8:25
@aes9481
@aes9481 3 жыл бұрын
lily: "someone do the maths" also lily: *does it herself*
@joeridumortier65
@joeridumortier65 2 жыл бұрын
After round 4 we all knew micheal was the real winner: his points spelled 404, everyone’s favourite error.
@ebsatkbs
@ebsatkbs 3 жыл бұрын
everyone: WE GOTTA GET SOME POINTS michael: YVONNE GETS NO DORITOS
@themadlad_
@themadlad_ 3 жыл бұрын
"my goals are beyond your understanding"
@derekq8790
@derekq8790 3 жыл бұрын
“Why is there a hole in the wall?” OTV: we were chucking darts at a $70k robot dog
@djoknoot
@djoknoot 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@tylerswanson2922
@tylerswanson2922 3 жыл бұрын
"I tried to aim for the boy" 🤣
@laureltaitano
@laureltaitano 2 жыл бұрын
I love how throughout the video, Michael and Lily would hold hands and just be near each other when the others threw their darts, I just thought that was really wholesome💕
@kit5une_932
@kit5une_932 3 жыл бұрын
When Lily hit the robo dog, Michael's face was like "my baby nooo"
@apexgear2340
@apexgear2340 3 жыл бұрын
Thats probably the same face Lily would make if Michael did the same to Temmie
@sauringlunala3716
@sauringlunala3716 3 жыл бұрын
@@apexgear2340 that would be worse
@randolphjamesocampo1916
@randolphjamesocampo1916 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone: tries their best to win Micheal: -DORITOS-
@arunezhilarasan5932
@arunezhilarasan5932 3 жыл бұрын
More like DOREEEEEEEEEETOS
@croverns164
@croverns164 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly,he deserved those Doritos
@grandmastercultistofben
@grandmastercultistofben 3 жыл бұрын
He set his own goal.. and succeeded, he's the clear winner
@beacotham509
@beacotham509 3 жыл бұрын
its cause if he actually tried he would have won with in three turns
@clevonnec6998
@clevonnec6998 3 жыл бұрын
16:13 lily looked so out of place there xD
@kirinichibannn9374
@kirinichibannn9374 3 жыл бұрын
jinkies
@ikiasoul
@ikiasoul 3 жыл бұрын
jinkies
@tinnierspark3265
@tinnierspark3265 3 жыл бұрын
jinkies
@jasonvan5895
@jasonvan5895 3 жыл бұрын
I lost my friend for an odd reason and got sad over it, watching these video's makes me happier and it gave a some confidence where I got my friend back. Thank you OfflineTV!!! : D
@lauren9131
@lauren9131 3 жыл бұрын
Lily's "I'm not an inkeeper" was so genuine lmao you just know that michael has been teasing her about it all day
@shaynguyen836
@shaynguyen836 3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand the joke what does it mean??? O_o
@BluoenixInstitute
@BluoenixInstitute 3 жыл бұрын
@@shaynguyen836 it's a joke that Michael has a fetish of being taken care of by innkeepers, and pesters Lily to act out the fantasy.
@shaynguyen836
@shaynguyen836 3 жыл бұрын
@@BluoenixInstitute yeah I can see that
@Bruh-vd1pp
@Bruh-vd1pp 3 жыл бұрын
@@BluoenixInstitute timestamp?
@Animeta00
@Animeta00 3 жыл бұрын
@@Bruh-vd1pp 9:49
@estebanalfaro3278
@estebanalfaro3278 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Mykull has just claimed the garage as his own territory
@aar0ngam1ng90
@aar0ngam1ng90 3 жыл бұрын
1:33 Lily: don't worry, I never miss Also lily: *misses*
@maijanae5796
@maijanae5796 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna see Lily dress in the whole outfit, sneak into everyone’s rooms while they are sleeping, and just stand in the corner and laugh creepily
@ayoso
@ayoso 3 жыл бұрын
Next time on offlinetv: robodog throws darts with THEM holding the target
@bastiangalaz4580
@bastiangalaz4580 3 жыл бұрын
That's a Michael Reeves video in a nutshell.
@Rolando_1212
@Rolando_1212 3 жыл бұрын
DONT GIVE BRANDON ANY IDEAS
@liambhagan9239
@liambhagan9239 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rolando_1212 i think his name is brodin not brandon
@apexgear2340
@apexgear2340 3 жыл бұрын
Automatic dart launch cannons installed on the dog
@Rolando_1212
@Rolando_1212 3 жыл бұрын
@@liambhagan9239 Oh- AM SORRY I CANT SPELL AGH THIS IS EMBARRASSING
@rafaerushonchisei8514
@rafaerushonchisei8514 3 жыл бұрын
Michael looks like a kid when he's begging for that jagermeister. XD
@riru3182
@riru3182 3 жыл бұрын
(In a posh english accent) " Please sir can i have the Jägermister?"
@levi4979
@levi4979 3 жыл бұрын
Michael looks like a kid doing whatever.
@kingjulien9732
@kingjulien9732 3 жыл бұрын
Jägermeister*
@chaoticcar6231
@chaoticcar6231 2 жыл бұрын
Brodin giving Michael alchooool is like literal primary school drug deal and child
@TubbieMcMuffin
@TubbieMcMuffin 2 жыл бұрын
Brodin: buys new tv, projector screen, jaggermeister, and other expensive stuff for prizes Also Brodin: hand-drawn dart board taped to a pizza box
@TJToons
@TJToons 3 жыл бұрын
Robo Dog really fits right in the offline crew xD
@octotongue
@octotongue 3 жыл бұрын
This is the second time I saw you comment on someone else's video
@isadlks
@isadlks 3 жыл бұрын
But last week,he died
@octotongue
@octotongue 3 жыл бұрын
@@isadlks what?
@gamingwithyou2135
@gamingwithyou2135 3 жыл бұрын
Ikrr
@hanswel3667
@hanswel3667 3 жыл бұрын
Yow brah its Tj
@ashlj23
@ashlj23 3 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate Scarra saying "jinkies" when she put the mask on? lmao
@nyxwolf2759
@nyxwolf2759 3 жыл бұрын
Me: “I am no simp” *looks at poki* Also me: “but she is my new crush”
@zhiardara7866
@zhiardara7866 2 жыл бұрын
I mean she's seems like pretty cool and fun person to be around can't really blame ya
@OgtonyB88
@OgtonyB88 3 жыл бұрын
16:18. The Velma “Jinkies” made me fucking bust out laughing
@coltdallas9275
@coltdallas9275 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: Hitting the board Michael: lemme just.....Doritos
@vortigan7362
@vortigan7362 3 жыл бұрын
More than 400 like, but no replie, strange
@AnimateTheWorld
@AnimateTheWorld 3 жыл бұрын
4:27 that camera following the dart was so good.
@lordkanti8260
@lordkanti8260 3 жыл бұрын
Watched it twice to check if it was a edit but nope. 👍
@alvarezrodriguez4163
@alvarezrodriguez4163 3 жыл бұрын
Fr I was like woah is this a movie
@TJ-Henry-Yoshi
@TJ-Henry-Yoshi 2 жыл бұрын
7:15 micheal establishing himself as an early target for robot overlords
@meyerlxmon
@meyerlxmon 3 жыл бұрын
Glad Michael kept his consistent 0 & 4 and then dominated at the end with 26 once he speared the doritos
@dafire9634
@dafire9634 3 жыл бұрын
lily "i'm not an innkeeper!!" was the funniest line
@calebguynn7124
@calebguynn7124 3 жыл бұрын
👍
@CreeperGuyOnWeb
@CreeperGuyOnWeb 3 жыл бұрын
How
@someguy2744
@someguy2744 3 жыл бұрын
9:48 - Harvest Dawn
@rajjo9241
@rajjo9241 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@savasilkin8312
@savasilkin8312 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@cojocoolio
@cojocoolio 3 жыл бұрын
Okay the Lily as "The Boy" was a lot scarier than the Zombie Lily with the professional makeup lol. Just sayin!
@capally3351
@capally3351 3 жыл бұрын
Velma sold her soul to satan, like zoinks man
@kuri16
@kuri16 3 жыл бұрын
I still wanna know who dressed up as the boy from the halloween video
@Tzuyulover-lk2dm
@Tzuyulover-lk2dm 2 жыл бұрын
I really LOVEEEEE Yvonnie's humor and cute movements ❤️❤️❤️ Maybe mainly her movements❤️❤️
@jay-cn1dh
@jay-cn1dh 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: Hits if they’re trying to Yvonne: Robodog jukes
@rogerioespinosa4771
@rogerioespinosa4771 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Michael is gonna win this. Mykull: HAHA DORITOS GOES BRRRRRRR
@bruhmoment1031
@bruhmoment1031 3 жыл бұрын
😐
@neosabien6998
@neosabien6998 3 жыл бұрын
He won his game
@rogerioespinosa4771
@rogerioespinosa4771 3 жыл бұрын
@@neosabien6998 he was 5 universe ahead of them
@oftheHowl
@oftheHowl 3 жыл бұрын
That meme doesn't even make sense here, stop trying so hard for likes and just say something original
@stephaniegregory5592
@stephaniegregory5592 3 жыл бұрын
@@oftheHowl yes it does you causal
@Kal3b661
@Kal3b661 3 жыл бұрын
I love how lily and Michael are just holding eachother in the back
@Lauren-fi2rd
@Lauren-fi2rd 3 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one that noticed!!
@Proger-sj8cj
@Proger-sj8cj 3 жыл бұрын
*Wholesome crackheads*
@michaelbronson7410
@michaelbronson7410 3 жыл бұрын
3:07 wipes his hand on his shorts after Lily let's go
@lasselehma
@lasselehma 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting a 100 000$ robot dog but not bothering to get an actual dartboard for this shoot lol. You could've deducted that too...
@bansheebacklash3730
@bansheebacklash3730 3 жыл бұрын
The vintage Sonic Adventure OST in this video makes me so happy
@jerrycheeseyboi4998
@jerrycheeseyboi4998 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, Toast vented for the second time.
@khantzawhtet6896
@khantzawhtet6896 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, bro, Why is Toast missing? It's been the second time
@Iamone1111
@Iamone1111 3 жыл бұрын
@@khantzawhtet6896 Pretty sure this was filmed when he was in Canada last month
@dragunicgaming5900
@dragunicgaming5900 3 жыл бұрын
everyone: scoring points michael: 404 error has occurred 10:20
@GoobyDev
@GoobyDev 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment about this
@seanholm8957
@seanholm8957 3 жыл бұрын
404 points not found
@HondaCivic-nq1by
@HondaCivic-nq1by 3 жыл бұрын
The Cameraman At 4:25... That Was Amazing
@nblasterofficial
@nblasterofficial 3 жыл бұрын
“What’s new Scooby-“ (music cuts out) My heart: *I hate EVERYONE*
@phantomsdeadinside5391
@phantomsdeadinside5391 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Michael looks and sounds so much like a child while asking for a jagermeister XD
@marimbaZulu
@marimbaZulu 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Brady: "I'm the GOAT" Scarra: Allow me to introduce myself.
@Vexas345
@Vexas345 3 жыл бұрын
Uhhh, did you watch that Saints game? TB is more like XQC now
@tanyasohana9430
@tanyasohana9430 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vexas345 holy shit you fucking killed him dude!
@remytherat7341
@remytherat7341 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Michael standing next to Brodin at 12:10 gives me so many emotions and i don't know what they are
@thisisdeep1548
@thisisdeep1548 3 жыл бұрын
Boston Dynamics: We Made a Robot Dog for Construction and Rescue cool right? OfflineTV: DartGame go brrrrrrrrr
@benjaminwu2221
@benjaminwu2221 3 жыл бұрын
Michael: *hits Doritos* Screen: *flashes green* Brodin: *lets Michael buy 500 ticket Jägermeister with 50 tickets* Brodin knows the *real* game
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