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[@1mpauster]

John: "I got you this blanket because you said you were cold" Michael: "cheeseballs"

[@lanieA.14]

no comments?

[@breawen]

@@lanieA.14 well, there's one...

[@NeXbi]

@@breawen two

[@rd5623]

3

[@bonogiamboni4830]

John: "i drew a heart in my dish to be romantic" Michael: "AMOGUS."

[@QuarterJade]

never let john cook flan again

[@mr.waffles323]

OMEGALUL

[@thelittleblackprince3114]

come on girl! he did his best XD (but yeah no...)

[@vinicastro9292]

he just forgot to put the other thing in the oven so the flan doesn't get dry

[@kremitkool5142]

Give him a chance

[@Waylorn]

Terrible flan, but clearly a 10 out of 10 "f...faun?"

[@cgsze]

The true date was with john and michael's bromance

[@innoccentic_]

BAHAHAHAHHAA

[@danha3107]

fr 14:42 cutest otv couple right there

[@nelwonmelwon3860]

​​@@danha3107oh yeah Michael creamed on his face. Cute 😂

[@Cavereous]

@@nelwonmelwon3860🤨🤨

[@orionwolf7393]

@@danha3107 Toast is gonna get real jealous of this

[@daftrok]

Michael: I need 4 hours. Poki: 45 minutes. Michael: I need 1-2 hours. Poki: ...45 minutes. Michael: Ok.

[@StillHaventWorkedOnMyProject]

Ok.

[@Sunshine_1353]

Maybe this is how he is so successful in his relationship😭

[@noodles3328]

Jodi: I want lots of effort put into planning Lily: *Taco Bell*

[@samirvictor2555]

I am the same way taco bell is good food

[@sunnishae5047]

She right tho

[@flippingbalisong3452]

@@sunnishae5047 right? i way perferr to go to tacobell and chill at home than go out for fine steak.

[@TitaniumTronic]

Mmmmmm

[@dorktriogamer2865]

I like that even though she likes that simple stuff Michael finds a way to put thought into it without making her uncomfortable

[@watchworthy.]

The way everyone just turns to Brodin whenever something goes wrong is gold lmfao

[@prewishjay5581]

at this point can u blame em? :p

[@sezuma4]

Brodin is a fucking legend lmao

[@mintpudding7908]

The real manipulator of OTV

[@togytogathan1302]

The fact that Micheal can casually rip off a piece of an oven because he thought it was a drawer speaks leagues about his Herculean strength.

[@willb5278]

I mean, you'd be surprised what breaks if you put your weight on it. Especially if you're in a hurry. (Maaaaay have ripped some door handles off when trying to stand up. I've never even been over 200lbs, they were just shitty hardware-store things with 2 screws each xD)

[@florence.exe.]

@@willb5278 but for a 3 foot tall fourteen y/o boy, it’s pretty impressive

[@Ikxi]

@@florence.exe. You didn't take the crack into account

[@regentlouis3678]

That part is detattchable (I think.) We have an oven in our apartment and I thought I ripped it off because I was mopping the floor too hard and pulled it.

[@willb5278]

@@florence.exe. Come on now, Lily's not a pedophile, Michael's at LEAST a 3 foot tall 18 year old.

[@TheManganimegirl]

For this upcoming valentine's day they should swap places and let lily and jodi cook while micheal and jon go chill in a cafe with scarra and toast XD

[@TheManganimegirl]

I can see jon requesting flan from jodi just to get back at her. XD

[@mjgonzalez7018]

john saying “fahn” the entire time and nobody correcting him until jodi had to bully him about it is quite possibly the funniest shit i ever saw.

[@jordanluong9797]

« Why is there soofle? »

[@CryorDuratis]

@@jordanluong9797 "what the hell's a s-ow-fel?" to be precise LOL

[@jjonathankiim]

he said it that way because he doesn't take L's

[@toastybread9267]

i’m halfway through the video and just now realizing he was making FLAN i was wondering what fauhn was

[@squirrel8397]

@@jordanluong9797 weird question but are you vietnamese by any chance, my last name is also Luong but i’ve never met anyone with that last name before

[@Lizafig]

Oven: *Soufflé* John: “WHAT THE HECK IS A SAWFEL” IMMM DEDDDD

[@jessas231]

I fucking CACKLED xD

[@__lasevix_]

Where the fuvk did he get the a from too, like ???

[@notthatsleepy]

dead people cant type

[@enorriatbitcoin7001]

american moment..

[@matixx_]

Time stamp?

[@AriixYT]

Michael fed Lily a whole bite of Wasabi and still managed to pass, this man has so many unknown talents

[@Justb99xbox]

Bro Michael is fucking hilarious. Love how he calmly welcomed them home then it cut to him crying at the stove haha

[@infectedpotato117]

lmfao

[@Vizerm]

the fact both lily and micheal mentioned that “the flowers kill cats” is actually really wholesome in a weird way

[@Kilayli]

i love that they both mentioned that too! a lot of people don't realize that a cat can die just by brushing up against lilies

[@theartoffuckit5287]

@@Kilayli what the fuck i gotta search that

[@novh4ck]

Yep. Even the pollen is extremely poisonous to them and most cats die because when owners notice that the cat is ill it's already too late.

[@chatwatcher4279]

Right? It feels like Michael asked Lily about her favourite flower, she responded saying Lilies and mentioned that fact, and Michael remembered it

[@theglizz5797]

You think they have nver talked about this really?? Probably last valentines 😂

[@alli1222]

The huge difference between Jodi and John’s relationship and Lily and Michael’s relationship is hilarious

[@yuan6228]

ikr theyre all so cute tho

[@lilyume2245]

ok

[@deathbringer8307]

Yeah, lily is an abusive wife smh

[@bigboi8770]

Yeah like, Jodi's great...

[@ZT_Performance]

Jodi's the type of girl who destroys you.

[@theoledicktwist6247]

Michaels rooftop date sounds like the most adorable thing ever, and makes me want to hug him respectfully

[@dAvidO3180]

Jodi: “I like the hydrangeas, they’re very pretty.” Lily: *Garbage*

[@svegeos04]

When aria was explaining to michael what he had to do, i immediately recognised his expression as "I'm trying really hard to listen but i already forgot half of what she said"

[@certifiedmemecertifier4881]

Ok

[@williamfugimoto8526]

It's the beeewbs, they're really distracting...

[@caliel3417]

@@williamfugimoto8526 dude, what is wrong with you lmao

[@LocTran-sc7mm]

@@Nirroir lmao it's ok, it's deep in our DNA by now, just embrace it

[@Mooshanmut]

@@williamfugimoto8526 down horrendous

[@Frostburn2716]

Me: this can’t possibly go worse than when Lily tried to cook for Michael John: “what the hell’s a sowfull?”

[@AlyxTremblay]

I screamed.

[@AeKay1]

bor video ngl disliked :/

[@chatgptnewslive2023]

I CACKLED

[@carppa3765]

@@AeKay1 lmao no

[@mach.films23]

15:57 anyone else notice that Michael used a regular pan instead of a non stick pan to cook the dumplings

[@ced8432]

34:13 I love how the only thing that Lily remembers from the letter that Michael wrote is the "I'm sorry i poisoned you" part, and ignore all the cute things he wrote because of the lingering bite of wasabi from her mouth.. 🤣

[@spingchbup2811]

I love how John and Michael went from lying about their progress to being scared of them being mad to being confident and then crying again

[@TimeBucks]

It’s really nice that John let his little brother cook with him

[@GoBuddieGo]

Fuck I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣

[@AKAKATTACK_YT]

LLOLOLOLOLOLLOL

[@peacefulfoxy0974]

ya its really nice that his brother can still help the family

[@ABlandName]

Stolen from his majesty Cumboy

[@jarredkennedy6131]

He really towers over poor Michael.

[@fedepereiraa]

Lily's expectations for a romantic date is peak introvert couple goals, lol

[@pinelean3410]

*Peak Gamer*

[@RaiZeds]

And we're here for it

[@iceevier6981]

It's so relatable lol

[@laureltaitano]

Just my favorite moments 9:38 “Sawfull” 28:08 Lily’s face when she said “I do” 28:29 Jodi smacking the balloon 29:59 Jodi’s laugh 30:42 Wasabi beanboozle 37:13 It’s not flan John

[@vbyte.]

Yo ur 2nd timestamp confused me

[@azlanhassan4338]

I love how Micheal & Lily and John & Jodi are like exact opposite of each other with different likes, personalities, humour but still like each other and have an amazing relationship (respectively).

[@kaydenstewart9898]

John trying his best and being confused af while Michael causes chaos in the kitchen Is great

[@inanis9801]

Michael is somehow both chaotic evil and good at the same time. But never neutral.

[@charlesm.2604]

And here I thought John couldn't get any dadd-ier then he dropped "if you don't want it I'll hold it". Gawd damn John !

[@level2.99]

Whenever i see Michael and chaos is when I like

[@inanis9801]

@@level2.99 that doesn't make sense.

[@level2.99]

@@inanis9801 you are the huh when the bargain

[@randoperso9895]

Jodi: "Wheres my necklace?" Michael in the background: "So this is called among us"

[@ball_sack6969]

timecode pls

[@dukeofheat1440]

@@ball_sack6969 37:07

[@SilverShadow12339]

@@dukeofheat1440 You a GOAT

[@Nyrvena]

John for real said "What the hells a sou-fle?"

[@infinite101_]

31:31 micheal and lily are having a funny cute moment AND THEN THERE'S JODI LMAO *CRUNCH*

[@katelyndraeger4546]

John: trying his best to learn and find ingredients Michael: let’s have some shots

[@CrazyKidPapaya]

900th like

[@ChaosEater39]

@@CrazyKidPapaya 1600th like

[@nathan9119]

5:21 Aria trying to grab Michael and run away from the cockroach is absolutely hilarious

[@carnagephoenix1978]

5:51 Nathan 😑

[@user-qv7yu8mo7t]

37:15 "that is an amongus" -micheal reeves - feb 15 2022

[@dimi9155]

You should give us a switched version, where Jody and Lily prepare a date to John and Michael, that would be fun to see aswell

[@ashen0001]

It wouldn't be as funny because the girls aren't kitchen disaster lol, I guess it can be cute tho.

[@wongcayven9893]

Jhon

[@prettyboyniko8273]

@@wongcayven9893 lol

[@pillowboomz]

Ah yes my favourite couple, jhon and jody

[@bekjanz]

It would be very sweet, romantic and thoughtful. Basically it would kill all the single fan base xD

[@wongcayven9893]

Aria being Micheal's mom while he causes chaos is too funny

[@PineappleSquuid]

It’s like he’s a murderous child and she is a tired mom who just finished working

[@KingchristianYT]

Micheal is a leash child

[@samuraisloth8292]

I just adore how chaotic, yet wholesome this entire video is

[@oliverkrebs8353]

Jodi: Outside the house, romantic, and very fruitful in gifts. Lily: Taco bell

[@boomboompower]

I didn't expect the wasabi Gyoza to actually get served, watching lily enjoying the meal, then spontaneous dying was too well done

[@electricpaisy6045]

I didn't expect that he had actually the plan to warn her beforehand.

[@hotpileofshit]

Jodi looked so concerned 😅

[@quartzsienes8033]

the fact that jodi could have 😂gotten the sabotaged one , lily sharing her meal was the most suspenseful scene

[@eshwar6969]

@@quartzsienes8033that would’ve been fucking amazing lol

[@tan_0562]

@@electricpaisy6045😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fianafarrington6899]

Michael being an absolute softy for Lily is so wonderful.

[@nuspy]

yeah i always forget how good of a bf he is

[@dropme9294]

I love how worried he got when he forgot the wasabi surprise

[@it6249]

Ruined the 777 likes

[@CrystalAngelaTranquilino]

this video saved my cats from potential death because 2 days after i watched it my dad brought home some lilies and i immediately placed them in a room my cats don't have access to. Had I not watched this video my cats for sure would've munched on them. Thank you lily

[@brojoe5326]

I can’t blame John for seeing the word “Soufflé” and saying S-OW-FUL but damn it made me laugh for a good few minutes.

[@pokimane]

happy singles awareness day :-)

[@MonoManaR]

bruh

[@torbjornlindholm9868]

AARDVARK PAYS OFF!

[@christianreybaranda8919]

Lol

[@kbtwofour6083]

Just commenting to wait for the possible thirsty af comments.

[@C3.J4Y]

*I just want to be a part of this comment so ill just leave this reply here :D*

[@jeslineang3683]

“Every time I see your face… it reminds me of you” I BURST OUT LAUGHING I WAS NOT EXPECTED THE SECOND HALF!! HAHAA

[@draconicthorn1980]

SAME

[@CallMeVidd]

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@steveee1750]

i cant find it, u have the timestamp?

[@draconicthorn1980]

@@steveee1750 33:57

[@steveee1750]

@@draconicthorn1980 thank you

[@gauchecoronet22]

Im writing this right as I’m watching micheal make his wasabi gyoza, and i cant wait 😂

[@reneeday2445]

“Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you”-John 2022 😂😅

[@AG5_]

* *everything going wrong in the best most endearing way* * *Lily fucking nearly dies by a sudden wasabi* Michael: “Oh shit… I forgot to tell her”

[@JenniferSwiftBlood]

At least it was him being forgetful and not malicious in nature. 🐬😂💀

[@dj146n]

Is she allergic to Wasabi or something? I don't not know

[@Yewsarn]

@@dj146n wasabi is already pretty spicy in small amounts michael filled a whole gyoza with it

[@dj146n]

@@Yewsarn oh ya I forgot that it wasn't just a hint of wasabi it was the whole thing

[@supersqrl4820]

Jodi: "So, where's my necklace?" Meanwhile Michael in the background: " That's an Among Us sussy-"

[@cocoafruit8251]

LOL the vibes of the two couples are complete opposites XD

[@ZT_Performance]

@@cocoafruit8251 yea one self centered superficial vs wholesome and genuine.

[@ultrabigfella]

@@ZT_Performance you realize that Jodi was joking...right??

[@temerianlillies]

@@ZT_Performance it was a joke my guy

[@robygemlucin9448]

37:08 - 37:11 👌

[@hiraxish8269]

12:39 " yeah our balloon didn't fall into the sky " - A fluent English speaker

[@bennettmckillop9260]

14:25 The part where John finally found the pasta after like 2 hours killed me he probably looked in there 10 times😭😭

[@jflume]

Michael actually never disappoints. He’s a content machine

[@retrogamer462]

Every 6-12 months yeah

[@dxcvvxd]

@@retrogamer462 once in two years, he is a content machine and it lasts for 3 videos

[@cdtheking3795]

Hes a slow running machine designed to make perfect content

[@boi4324]

@@cdtheking3795 usally he actually isnt, its hard to make the stuff and even his new video took 6 months for literally one thing in the video cause he had to wait.

[@ConstantChaos1]

As someone who was a fan of his builds and cursed-ness I gotta respectfully disagree lmfao

[@2j-light]

John looks like he's constantly having a panic attack and putting him with Michael who causes panic attacks by merely existing is too perfect. also as a person with John as my inner monologue screaming "WHERE'S THE PASTA!" "I NEED PASTA!" how dare you have this man make a souffle when he's struggling to boil noodles and toast bread.

[@kelseyorlando8422]

It was a flan not a souffleeeeeee. Souffles are actually surprisingly easy to make the hardest part is perfectly timing your egg whites. Also for clarification i dont wanna come off as an ass or anything D: just a simple correction.

[@Hale45]

To be honest it's more worrying that they struggled to open the butter holder in the fridge then boil water lol poor John

[@wongcayven9893]

LMAO your comment is too funny

[@NameiSarah]

I dont think you know what panic attack means lol

[@bluefates58]

If I was told to make a Flan I would just go a head and make a cake since I know how to make them

[@privateholt464]

Michael and Lily are wholesome in a barely controlled chaos sort of way

[@carnagephoenix1978]

This is the most accurate representation of boyfriends giving their girlfriends a fancy valentines evening, from the beginning to the middle is just unpredictable situations and pure stress with the evening coming to a good end

[@sk8host677]

We should get a second part but the girls treating the boys.

[@Hansengineering]

Steak and a BJ Day doesn't translate to YT.

[@tabledevourer]

Next year or white day

[@charliebledsoe2749]

Nah cus if they were as critical they might get canceled lmao. Nah that'd be fun tho I agree

[@katteisace4563]

@@Hansengineering who said it had to be on YT

[@Hansengineering]

@@katteisace4563 Does OfflineTV have a PornHub account?

[@yoniharu4999]

My hope for the boys came back when they said Aria and Jaime are going to help them cook

[@abstractthoughts5389]

Fax

[@firefoxcodex15]

@@pvscal. What does that have to do with cooking?

[@StarrySky-]

@@firefoxcodex15 ur too um idk innocent and r u serious you dont know what he was talkin about and its a joke

[@yeetpotatoes69420]

@@pvscal. definitely the most useless and irrelevant point to make but thanks anyways😀

[@nogamingz2785]

@@StarrySky- no no he have a point like if you don't have bf you won't know how to cook?

[@spider_venom2377]

Lilly:*receives desert* Also lilly: “that’s a penis”

[@komi5109]

i love michael and john lowkey hyping each other up while cooking,,makes me feel like they were the v-day dates 😂😂

[@clover524]

“Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you” - John; how romantic

[@jaykellin3639]

Hahahaha, that had me rolling

[@latbil]

When I tell you I CRIED at that part you had better believe me LMFAO

[@QuarterJade]

he has such a way w words 😩💕

[@jinxplayz3866]

@@QuarterJade woah

[@KonamiAi]

John holding the pan right under the vent, looking over his shoulder, pretending everything is fine, is an absolute MOOD

[@jesperege8236]

Vent? Sussy amogus imposter

[@bonogiamboni4830]

Reminds me of myself a few days ago when i accidentally boiled oil. Nothing else in the pot yet, i was heating up the oil to stir fry some stuff and then i got distracted with preparing the other ingredients so after a while i turned around and oil fumes were filling the kitchen. At least he had bacon in there and other stuff to be handling.

[@arxmie786]

aria trying to help his alcoholic brother to make a nice meal for his gf is so cute

[@BioshadowX]

Lily and Michael both knowing and mentioning that lilies kill cats is so adorable

[@tom_casual]

Time stamp?

[@jimmyluijkx2654]

@@tom_casual 6:15 for Lily and 12:10 for Michael

[@ishab.6798]

Lily kills cats?

[@riya6627]

@@ishab.6798 yeah the flower

[@frenchnightcore3429]

@@riya6627 There's no flower called "cats" wtf

[@ronelbanawa9178]

John's world crumbled before he's eyes when Jodi asked about her necklace

[@Dreadnaught1985]

Michael is such a thoughtful gift giver.

[@Teblon]

I love that Jodi just knows there is not secret message😅 literally just a “no”

[@moss_yt]

So what _I’m_ learning is that Micheal is the most romantic human on the planet Edit: Okay he _did_ end up poisoning Lily and accidental or not that’s gotta dock some points

[@alexandergriffiths2532]

Ok but the apology was pretty nice

[@TitaniumTronic]

Wait, what? Context??

[@becomingachristian]

Poison is romantic

[@interesting373]

@@TitaniumTronic probably the sushi, just started the video but taking the context of what hw is cooking fish seems like the likely candidate

[@ConstantChaos1]

When a camera is rolling so are the heads but on his own he is the king of hearts

[@maxwilliams9774]

I love how John instantly assumes Brodin sabotaged him with the butter. 😂

[@sooahnim]

Kinda random but I love Aria and Mykull's dynamic 😭 she's scolding him like an older sister, they're giving each other advice in the most chaotic way possible, it's def giving dude and his girlfriend's best friend energy 😭🤌

[@hawley_7756]

John and Jodi: Passive Aggressive Mess Michael and Lily: Great Chaos

[@EnygmaINC]

Spot on.

[@tobiasgreeeen]

Legit spot on

[@izzybells6813]

Michael hyping up John at the beginning is something I live for

[@hamzasalehin3474]

I also live loving

[@Aurora_Animates]

Yeah :D

[@valerieee1469]

this video shows just how much jodi and lily are such different people and i love them both

[@hehashivemind6111]

Romantic dates as you stay together are an expression of self to the object of our affection, and an exercise in setting a goal and nailing that as a thing you can do. It's the ability to step up when it matters. That's what this video has taught me.

[@m4rdyyyy]

Michael and Lily saying the same thing about lilys are so cute

[@Royal9775]

As a white person, Michael stating "I already do that, I'm not white" was one of the funniest jokes in this video

[@Puppy_Puppington]

R u saying ur white? SMH at the grammar

[@sola_a]

@@tim_dillon Lmao of course a white person would say this

[@kawansiesquad6659]

As a half Filipino, him stating that was hilarious and I came to the comment section specifically to see if anyone else commented this😭😂😂👏🏻

[@outside8312]

Especially considering he is white

[@kawansiesquad6659]

@@outside8312 r u talking about Micheal? I mean, I guess, he’s half white half and half Filipino, but he doesn’t look white, looks more Filipino than white

[@WubNubDubs]

24:11 Poki having a difficulty on the lighter Jodi, starts the lighter with ease

[@quintinquilario4526]

I love how the guys messed up the food but the girls still appreciate and love them...

[@joelkang9550]

Nothing is more on brand with OTV than John and Michael lying through their teeth that everything is fine during their phone call with Jaime lmao

[@TheDownSmasher]

Jodi not getting the "every time I see your face, it reminds me of you" joke while lilly's choking from laughter instead of wasabi was amazing. Love is blind

[@wasabigamer9235]

Wasabi

[@TheRealShinobi]

@@wasabigamer9235 Wasabi

[@dargus1718]

Mind to explain the joke to me? I didn't get it either.

[@cmansos6236]

When he sees her face it remins him of her. The joke is because it is obvious when you see aomeone, it should remind you of the person you are looking at.

[@dargus1718]

@@cmansos6236 Mh I thought it was more about an insider joke. Thanks for your reply though.

[@CatychoVT]

Lily: He's gonna try, it's gonna be cute, and it's gonna be fun My heart, that's so sweet

[@haywiredz2929]

11:48 'the sushis on the board' *the sushi*

[@axyte535]

Michael: "We're fine, we're fine!" Also Michael: *legit having a breakdown at* 18:45

[@toxicmass3435]

if micheal doesnt have a breakdown in the video then it isnt an actual video

[@seymonsolomon9545]

When Likly was talking about the Taco Bell rooftop date, I immediately felt more single because I was shoveling burger into my mouth and said "Aww" at the same time and almost choked alone in my dorm 🙃

[@upbeatcamp1482]

You have very similar energy to me at around the same time I spilled uncooked instant noodle that I was eating in bed

[@upbeatcamp1482]

I am also very very single

[@ahmadyazbek9577]

I chocked while reading your comment 😂

[@charlesm.2604]

@@upbeatcamp1482 Yeah but atleast the bed was more spacious. Right ? I'm really trying... God help us single souls 💀

[@Victor-gv9zw]

You good?

[@Pigeon_on_a_grill]

After 1 year, I've realised that this video is just a guise for Brodin to subliminally say, that they had horrid kitchen conditions.

[@AgentLevitar]

Michael: Things are going great Michael: *crying noises intensifies* wow, that is relatable

[@grumpykid0333]

Can we talk about how John smoothly evaded the "Don't lie to me." at 36:45 ?? I know Michael was able to smooth talk on the phone and make it seem like everything was fine, but this deserves play of the game.

[@SleekHeroo]

John got that W evade confrontation rizz

[@GamingOnABout]

"I'm not white" dude Michael freaking kills it and does even try's, funniest thing I've heard all month

[@Puppy_Puppington]

I’m not white ! There u go.

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@UTM88 I can only make it in a rice cooker.... and I'm in culinary school But to be fair or unfair i guess 私は日本語を話します My dad grew up in Japan and yet I'm still trash at stovetop rice, now I make bomb ass sushi and ramen but yeah

[@omg_cat4203]

@@ConstantChaos1 sorry i dont speak ramen

[@kyliepotter6066]

I just wanna say you guys make me so happy! I watch you guys over any Netflix show, You are my comfort show

[@Mightymouse2400]

“Who did you get help from?” “Uh.. wha what are you talking about help?”

[@Cajun-Phish]

john mispronouncing soufflé is absolutely the best thing ever

[@FlynnTheRedhead]

I love how everyone’s so distrustful of Brodin by now that even in a normal video everyone suspects Brodin sabotaged everything

[@paradoxpanic4053]

He did, they swapped all the things in the kitchen around and mislabeled the cabinets

[@FlynnTheRedhead]

@@paradoxpanic4053 Can never be sure whether it’s for this video or just a Brodin thing to do

[@tjmethven2074]

What a cursed kitchen to cook in

[@zachh6868]

11:55 the way Michael says "at the Pione shop!??" Is so good

[@dungeonsdungeonsandmoredun2177]

37:48 Pov: Youre hanging out with your gf/bf but your parents are arguing in the other room

[@oscarnavea4495]

The part where Aria was telling Michael how to make the rice sticky for sushi and michaels like "im not white" had my dying.

[@im_cheepy1143]

Same! I couldn't stop laughing

[@kyotosunsetdreams6105]

Yeah the new brand of socially acceptable racism because it's against whites.

[@LestatPatate]

@@kyotosunsetdreams6105 there's a difference between a joke and racism

[@kyotosunsetdreams6105]

@@LestatPatate I agree, but if you reverse that and replace white with black all of a sudden it isn't a joke nowadays.

[@ExDee419]

@@kyotosunsetdreams6105 then idk what you seein but i see jokes of this and that kind and rarely is someone ever offended just ignore the loud toxic minorities and you can see it really isnt like what ur saying

[@TurboPiggy]

“Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you” Wise words John. Wise words.

[@M3RCENARIES]

ahhahahahahah

[@whodat7231]

A wise one said, "hmm... the floor here is made out of floor"

[@distinguishedallureproduct879]

Another wise man Said "So the door....doesn't door" and thus it did not 😅🤣

[@tinyliluser]

i think communication is important in any relationship; between friends/family/couples and tbh they did pretty well

[@weswee5575]

Jodie: "so where's my necklace" michael: "so this is called amongus"

[@daduckdatgames_7035]

Realizing Micheal and John are making the food: *expectations lowered* Sees Aria and Jaime *expectations restored*

[@dylanwarner7009]

They leave *expectations lowered once again*

[@jinxplayz3866]

*Panik* *Kalm* *Panik*

[@themurderbotfeed7688]

Sydney is so fun, she had so little screen time and yet I cracked up every time

[@alexandervelazquez8269]

Next valentines they should do a reverse situation surprising Michael and John

[@D1amond_Heart]

I love how I’m the midst of all the kitchen chaos, once Michael starts to cook the gyoza he asks “Where’s the fire extinguisher?”

[@fedepereiraa]

*Everyone's energies on the kitchen:* Aria: concerned mom Michael: attention seeking middle child Jamie: bossy older sister Jhon: lost little brother

[@fedepereiraa]

Alternatively: Brodin: absent father

[@sendie7645]

@@fedepereiraa *Abusive father

[@timothyong2281]

scarra : happy with his raycons

[@fedepereiraa]

@@timothyong2281 that rare scarra sighting on the ad read made my night lol

[@bryanpierce5100]

Sydney's presence just brings the whole situation strangely more hilarious. Haha.

[@softreevxel]

Micheal: nothing went wrong Lily: *dies from wasabi*