OFFLINETV SPY TRAINING CHALLENGE ft. Masayoshi

[@l3moh94]

Michael and Lily went full married couple, he woke up complaining while wearing a dad Tank top and she was squinting and mumbling like a sleepless mom

[@unbearablemakes]

So true

[@jaredlewis3001]

Toast is like that one werid guy with no pillow

[@cesssi-02]

@@jaredlewis3001 lmao. I actually sleep with no pillows.

[@yourlocalflowerbush4002]

@@cesssi-02 HOW

[@cesssi-02]

@@yourlocalflowerbush4002 idk. I just don’t like my head elevated. If I would though, I’ll put a small pillow on my nape and sleep like that, it’s relaxing.

[@colemantrebor547]

“Do not eat your children” Lily: *casually cuts child in half*

[@sugarqbs]

Kronos is an inspiration to us all

[@ploopy45]

Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV

[@Dina-lh9lk]

Let's consider parallel universe exist, if there are infinite of them, there's a universe where vegetable or fruit Lily cuts a human in half and ate it

[@noahlol14spinach95]

@@ploopy45 Okay, what does that have to do with this video specificall ?? Just because it's otv?

[@mellowjammin]

“Do not shake children”

[@drubbled9046]

I don't know what's funnier, Toast comparing his phallic foods or John being able to stand menacingly the whole entire vid.

[@quaintvz]

John was impressive

[@jacky-brawlstars823]

Both, Both are funny

[@DogShades]

@@quaintvz *impassive

[@Kenzie776]

@@DogShades no I'm pretty sure they actually meant impressive

[@stalkingo4850]

Gaviandra Setianto impsif* (im memeing)

[@youliveinavan]

“I trust Toast.” *famous last words*

[@cherylfarleyhull6619]

Omg looooool

[@cherylfarleyhull6619]

Just saw that part lol

[@kkTeaz]

12:30

[@ribombeee]

Toast: "There's a significant circular area." Michael: "Once more, *LOOK FOR THE EGG THAT I LICKED"*

[@Dabiggestmobster]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@blibleblabloblu1166]

And then lily won ;D

[@sirisgood770]

Yuh Lily knows really well what michael licks looks like (◠‿◕)

[@Unknown-ms6fi]

@@sirisgood770 NO JUST...NO

[@wyldfyre3682]

@@sirisgood770 and now watch out tonight because shrek will come and snap your back

[@fractal8346]

Can we just talk about how good of an idea hiring Brodin was? Like he’s a literal god every video

[@nabs5239]

exactlyyy

[@mtfkerrrrrr4994]

nope, this video is the beginning of the worst. he running out of content and start poor editing. fake emotion got in this vid . :P

[@maydorablee]

@@mtfkerrrrrr4994 homie what?

[@unavela]

@@mtfkerrrrrr4994 what makes you think that?

[@gopertii6090]

They can’t fire Brodin since they are afraid of him

[@otakyun3931]

lmao "you shot her mustache off!" has the same energy as "you punched the highlights out of her hair!"

[@starry_ser]

Is that a Scott Pilgrim Vs The World reference there-

[@hayde9911]

@@starry_ser it was😭

[@starry_ser]

@@hayde9911 yesssssss

[@rilken2326]

I was looking for this comment

[@rob6082]

You sir, have won my like

[@kylechoi7309]

I died at, "I don't know this eggplant!" It sounded so much like if he was a parent saying, "I don't know this child!"

[@catgame9177]

i honestly believe him, he sounded so genuine

[@briggandersen2936]

Bruh michael and lily already look like they have been married for 5 years in that morning shot

[@juliangonzalez9744]

LMAO Why is that true 😭

[@Dibo434]

a true filipino

[@Boo27340]

Facts

[@ioneiroi8350]

So true

[@minerliton2481]

Haha so true

[@ryandeanboy]

Toast seems like the kind of guy everyone would like to have around because he's inappropriately funny, but doesn't go way too far

[@adhy2593]

yeah but if all the boys were there as well

[@khlua4590]

@@apolloupdates1412 except that touching is off limit

[@thepigeonman_]

@@apolloupdates1412 rather not talk about fed anymore

[@अण्वायुवरीवर्त]

@@apolloupdates1412 you are definitely "the not funny" one

[@apolloupdates1412]

@@thepigeonman_ oh yeah I'm sorry 😅 I didn't think of it twice my bad

[@happyboi942]

"The letter says not to eat the children" *Lily proceeds to eat them anyways*

[@sewerphantom]

The tf2 heavy eating noise tho

[@idemanddonuts]

Canabilism is good apparently

[@baconkoalas7956]

This sign can’t stop me because i don’t know how to read

[@parkhae-il9211]

poor pomegranate

[@TuFrutaMadre888]

That’s some Attack on Titan shit right there

[@bumblebea739]

Toast sleeps with no pillow, has nothing on his walls, and is using a metal foldout chair for decoration 💀💀

[@aldorolandtandy8086]

He's a simple man

[@Byerly2k20]

I could never sleep with no pillow XD

[@tepacety7602]

women hate how little it takes for us to be happy -Asad

[@melanisticmandalorian]

Toast was born and grew up in a chinese prison camp.

[@ryraisin3280]

Whats wrong with dat?

[@sunnymadness]

Imagine toast dropping off his kid in a daycare and coming back picking up some other kid. Toast: *"meh. It's the same thing"*

[@lilbabyman5017]

Hilarious

[@thyrical]

Imagine toast dropping off his kid at daycare and coming back and they give him his kid and he says "I don't know this kid..."

[@sunnymadness]

@@thyrical HAHAHAHAHAHA i see it

[@Dabiggestmobster]

I don't know these children brov

[@chenfeiyus]

this reminded me of Rick Sanchez frm Rick and Morty 😭😹

[@adelinekyra]

props to the “enemy spy” for keeping a straight face the whole game.

[@user-gs5uz2dy2k]

Except 7:23

[@minshookie427]

He be making me feel things 😳😳😳

[@maydorablee]

@@minshookie427 he is masayoshi, a really good twitch streamer. i would check him out! (he‘s not single though😂)

[@minshookie427]

@@maydorablee aww but okay 😊

[@Catamantaloedes_]

Reality: okay, john.. take 352..

[@Fikayoz]

I like how less than 3 minutes in, Lily is already cannibalizing her "children"

[@John-kr4ev]

adapt, survive, overcome

[@NOVA-mr6ly]

I thought it was Improvise, adapt, overcome

[@Rookiee-]

@@NOVA-mr6ly nah it's definitely stop, drop and roll

[@scottygroundhog]

Sometimes when resources are scarce a mother lily will eat her babies to better increase her chances of survival

[@justmeh6390]

@@John-kr4ev adopt, survive, overcome

[@Zaib4365]

I love how they used the "gun" that Michael made, to me they are really creative about how they use the stuff they have and it is amazing

[@ItsJustValHere]

Yes! It makes me excited to see what other of his inventions would they use

[@yakobman]

Finally I find someone else who is talking about this

[@kaevhi3797]

Daycare Worker: So which child is yours? Michael: I’m still deciding...

[@generalcodsworth4417]

"Mine doesn't have the shiny f*reskin"

[@adamwaters3523]

@@generalcodsworth4417 im fucking dying LMAOOOO

[@justsomeguy2726]

"hold on I licked it, let me find the one that's wet."

[@abcnews388]

Simp

[@tomsawyer6540]

They finally understood Michael is their future and put him being a goblin in the middle of the merch-foto.

[@emikawaneru666]

I just fricking love Toast. His humour and intelligence combined makes him godlike human being.

[@artanerve]

Michael???

[@mr.depression9140]

no. you mean michael

[@faithfae26]

Toast and Michael best duo 😊❤️

[@mr.depression9140]

@@faithfae26 you mean michael and Michael?

[@ophiana5865]

@@mr.depression9140 toast is really smart tho

[@msepiphqny]

Toast: describing his eggs in detail Michael: *LOOK FOR THE ONE THAT I LICKED*

[@rosemaryamaral-morgado3044]

LMAO

[@estrelladml5882]

LOL

[@dowein6087]

Timestamp?

[@msepiphqny]

@@dowein6087 17:18 :)

[@domenicavukic5337]

it’s the way that it worked for me

[@xox0143]

All things considered, John a pretty accurate shooter lmao

[@BigMac0369]

He's cracked at Valorant. I imagine he's the best

[@maggienhan8725]

Toast: “I’ve never met these eggplants in my life.”

[@Miiias]

Seems like what a certain Hungarian politician would say oo

[@benjaminshields9421]

@@Miiias or an American one

[@louie9355]

me when i see my gf in corn hub

[@loafity4244]

@@louie9355 Wait hol’ up..

[@chungoeternal6848]

I've never seen mine.

[@bruhify]

that christmas part in the beginning was very wholesome

[@poljey9029]

Idk who you are but you verified so that means you gonna get those likes

[@JuicyStwobberyyt6542]

U WATCH ALL OF THE SAME CHANNELS AS ME AND U ALWAYS GET TOP COMMENT GOOD JOB!!!!!

[@bingbong6910]

looks like im early

[@halo9678]

@@poljey9029 bruh

[@heilamwether8911]

Ye, besides the flipping off part

[@Verylengthyapple]

John doesn’t even look like John, he’s the true spy

[@hellothere9167]

Toast: "Michael, explain how the root looks like" Michael: *States the whole Pythagoras theorem*

[@Aztroverze]

I like that I was reading it as it was happening

[@nailmirror]

what do you think the pythagoras theorem is

[@nailmirror]

​@Anthony Leyte the formula is just a² + b² = c² "stating the whole pythagorean theorem" just isn't very difficult to do. i'm sorry i just don't think the joke works well.

[@KATAdogKATA]

@@nailmirror I agree lol

[@Astonthepunk]

It’s literally a^2+b^2=c^2

[@caiocesar1504]

"Don't eat your children" Lilly: "I'm going to eat this" Everyone: "The letter said SPECIFICALLY to NOT eat it Lilly: "Imma do it anyway"

[@emmanjose6373]

@Conner Stewart nU

[@patorrisse5722]

From my tummy back into my tummy

[@insanityplea5502]

Maybe thats why she has a dog instead? >_>

[@patorrisse5722]

@@insanityplea5502please do not do the cat, it is forbitten to dog

[@jayemjayemwtf]

Lily*

[@libraexuvia7065]

Lily : "don't worry guys everyone will win" Yeah everyone did exept you. lol.

[@M4hir]

Hate her?

[@Pixxelll]

@@M4hir uhh... it was a joke? No one said anyone hated her

[@antonhaynie4769]

So no ones gonna talk about how that the gun michael made on stream

[@keyboardwarrior8905]

@@M4hir ye

[@707-o7t]

@@antonhaynie4769 some of us prolly don’t have twitch

[@unwieldygaming5551]

Michael looking at the gun: “I built that” *in a western accent*

[@ysccl]

everyone gangsta until michael turns robodog into a sentry

[@hooodini3322]

use more gun

[@kirintantinon9466]

Toast: So ours is similar in size right? John: Nods slowly in the background.....

[@jammyberry4629]

14:07

[@ampten]

i thought nobody caught that lol

[@ybtragedy6883]

John needs to be in OTV lol frfr

[@Asian.Thomas]

Homies at sleepover.

[@ceruleanspid3r]

lmao

[@mr.dinosuar7333]

"dont eat your children" lily: first thing she does is eat her child

[@cloudboy64]

hi mr bacon

[@ploopy45]

Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV

[@eeev4832]

@@ploopy45 whatever dude lol

[@mr.dinosuar7333]

@@cloudboy64 hi cloud

[@alxxsv]

@@ploopy45 I’m pretty sure Poki is the most popular when it comes to subs. If you were the OTV manager, you’d bring the company down

[@nighvt]

Micheal woke up looking like Vin Diesel, jacked as hell.

[@joshmacy7355]

i was just thinking that

[@I_the_Taco]

I was gonna do 100 likes

[@Jomama_01]

but hes sleeping with lily... nobody gon talk about it?

[@Posirep]

@@Jomama_01 why would anyone care? They're dating. They sleep together. Quite normal.

[@seiprah1246]

@@Jomama_01 you’re lost bro

[@eni867]

12:54 I knew Toast was funny but I did not know toast was THIS funny. I’m actually crying

[@Getactivewithcat]

It's weird seeing Micheal in a classic white tank top. He almost looks like he isn't 12.

[@gizmo8453]

Wife beater is what we would call them in hs lol

[@r_ez4608]

14:06 Toast: Our is like similar in size, right? John: *nods in approval*

[@अण्वायुवरीवर्त]

That was subtle

[@dragonslayer-ld2gi]

He knows

[@brianloera5273]

oh crap

[@Ismail-ts3gx]

@Real Guy no i dont think so

[@yukii6906]

@Real Guy thats brodin

[@kingqercl9576]

Brodin's impact on the quality of the videos is extremely evident, he seriously knows what he's doing and I'm glad he's become a bigger part recently.

[@childhoodtoysmodifier5639]

Yes but on the other hand some of them are basically just fan service for the weird ass kinks

[@goodness-b7y]

@@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 tru

[@brunocesarm.m9632]

Brodin, Michael and Toast are carrying this so hard

[@Instinct0425]

@@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 which ones? I’m not opposing your statement I just want you to explain.

[@CyJayVT]

@@Instinct0425 @Potato Aim I think its when they did Fear Pong(do some fanfiction consequences) and made Sykunno wear a nurse outfit

[@nexttolegendary]

I wish I could be Michael, a fit dude with an amazing brain living in a house with wonderful supportive friends who all get to live out their dreams together.

[@umiliii]

made it to 69 likes :D

[@flametoooth]

Made it 70

[@galaxyslasher5485]

@@flametoooth made it 80

[@keiko7740]

@@galaxyslasher5485 let’s make it 169 again lol

[@galaxyslasher5485]

@@keiko7740 I'll like it with some of my alt accounts lol

[@Zlapped]

My name is Bond, John Bond. 007

[@curiousmusician6313]

You're the least person I would expect to see here lol

[@Zlapped]

@@curiousmusician6313 How so? 😂

[@curiousmusician6313]

@@Zlapped I just didn't expect you to watch offlinetv XD anyways I haven't check out your channel in a while I hope you play dota again soon

[@Zlapped]

@@curiousmusician6313 Since I quit streaming/youtube I have been quite MIA as a whole. But got into OTV when Among Us came out. I watch all of Toasts clips, some of Sykkunos.

[@curiousmusician6313]

@@Zlapped that's sad I really enjoyed watching you play. 2020 sure sucks huh.

[@WoXtreme]

Unironically I'm happy to see Yvonne involved in more content. She's actually so funny in tandem with the rest of y'all. I hope she's more involved in front of the camera in more videos :D

[@jordyv.703]

If only a certain person didn't want her fired. She might be gone at some point.

[@ChamzGames]

@@jordyv.703 I think she's very camera shy, but she seems to be coming out of her she'll so it's really good.

[@jordyv.703]

@@ChamzGames I'm talking about the Fed situation. He exposed poki

[@ChamzGames]

@@jordyv.703 Oops I replied to the wrong person

[@jordyv.703]

@@ChamzGames No worries. I agree with you though. I'm glad she's getting more excited on camera (hopefully irl too)

[@svantewiktorsson]

Unrealistic, we all know Michael doesn’t sleep at night.

[@xygdra]

*only when he was single [put on sunglasses]

[@mobslanderisnevertolerated633]

@@xygdra 🤏🏻🕶🙂 🤏🏻😎

[@nelsonvinsha8700]

he got lillaby

[@lostnotfound7505]

To be fair he probs didn't sleep last night if u know what I mean. 😏

[@coz_mic2616]

@@mobslanderisnevertolerated633 you uhh... Are holding the sunglasses with the uh... Back of your hand..?

[@AnupapayaPoopy]

"Ours is like similar in size, right?" *John nodding in the background* 14:10

[@asherridge9561]

“Most things are phallic if you’re chode-y enough” -Michael Reeves

[@DaBestNub]

First reply

[@tzaryczny]

Just a normal person cringe

[@DaBestNub]

@@tzaryczny the reason I replied is the same reason why youtube dislike bots exist

[@thesaladolla]

Just a normal person and just like bots, nobody cares for you

[@DaBestNub]

@@thesaladolla I’m saying the bot’s actions, not the actual bot themselves 🤦

[@sapphlacson8016]

Brodin appreciation comment: WHERE THE HELL DOES HE COME UP WITH THESE. I love how creative Brodin is so much

[@mak3309]

ikr i’m just here admiring and appreciating this psycho

[@knockoff800]

He normally gets his ideas by taking inspiration from other people

[@big4headedGangster]

I agree, Brodin is creative. But you're commenting on this video, about memorizing. Not the best example. Radio DJ video was awesome.

[@henrys147]

“Do not eat your children” Lily: “that sign can’t stop me because I can’t read”

[@KeinDeutsch_]

Great Juicy reference

[@LGShiro_FPS]

Is that juicy reference

[@marcushowell5898]

I want to like it but it has 609 likes

[@emmanjose6373]

Whats a juicy

[@absolutelynotLily]

It’s so cute when John smiled as he shoots everyone lmao

[@richardvo1205]

So we’re going to ignore the fact that Toast doesn’t sleep with pillows

[@javierlimon7483]

what about mykeal and lilly sleeping together

[@donovanwilson840]

@@javierlimon7483 they have been dating for a while

[@iamnoah_]

That’s not normal?

[@eamonnraine5188]

I mean I sleep with socks on

[@icecream_philosopher]

Monk shit

[@gk0538]

14:08 Michael and toast talking about size and John's just nodding in the background ahahahahahahah

[@Zhajn]

ahh good catch, I missed that before seeing this

[@gaijinpain]

“Hi john” John: *Stands Menacingly*

[@ploopy45]

Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV

[@SteamyLinguini]

@@ploopy45 Dude, get over yourself

[@alxxsv]

@@ploopy45 dude, stop replying to every comment with this

[@michyx2732]

lol john is funny

[@Emily-ys2do]

@@ploopy45 How triggered are u bro calm down

[@mincihildr8605]

is everyone just gonna ignore the fact that toast slept without pillows? 😂😭😂😭

[@JG2-q7y]

or Yvonne slept with a cucumber

[@cloudy7272]

I sleep without pillows too....?

[@genus_pinus4641]

@@cloudy7272 Fr, I don't get how that's weird, sleeping with either a pillow and without, at the end of the night my neck still gets fucked up . . . . pillows are only there so your head doesn't hurt when you lie down, in my opinion

[@Clickscap]

@@genus_pinus4641 Well factually they are for comfort, that's why people buy specific pillows

[@prashil3k594]

*Famous last words:* "I TRUST TOAST" _-Lilypichu (2020)_

[@valkyrae6830]

Then toast be like: idk these eggplants

[@onyxium1]

That's also the famous last words of someone getting marinated by toast in among us

[@iblivs21]

"the letter says dont eat the food" "Ohhh" **next clip:shows lily cutting her pomegranate**

[@Eg-yf3lu]

Red Sus

[@g4l4x83]

“Do not eat your children” Michael: oops

[@izzytwizzy6255]

except it was Lily

[@marsfromafar1176]

Lily: IDGaF

[@HanMestov]

Wait, I'm not supposed to do that?

[@ploopy45]

Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV

[@michaelovalle]

@@HanMestov I guess not

[@fayaz5631]

"Those go baad Brodin" 'cracked' me up.

[@Koufomania06]

Lily: He'll feel bad if I get shot so he'll try even harder. Michael: *You know you can load two shots in at once?*

[@Idunno1707]

Yvonne and Michael: *Argue* Me: hey look gremlin fight.

[@fennemfeff513]

I just need to mention i love yout pfp

[@amayariddle]

i see homestucks everywhere this is the 10th one today oh god

[@razorsharp1371]

@@amayariddle 11

[@gheorgheloghin1042]

I never tought Michael was the good parent of the two of them

[@akayukilucifel]

That in itself is what's scarier than John with Michael's janky CO2 Nerf gun.

[@M.I.D.ORIGINAL]

@@akayukilucifel ah yes being shot by ur own creation

[@alopexlagopus626]

The other literally said she is not going to have kids

[@GrayknightYT]

@@alopexlagopus626 oh she will, trust me, eventually, that always do.

[@fluffyemu2714]

@@GrayknightYT ... no. how about we listen to people when they talk about their own wants and needs instead of placing our own assumptions onto them

[@yesimeden6528]

I feel like toast wasn’t even trying. I think if he was he would’ve got everything spot on

[@mattmison8559]

Are we not gonna talk about how scary and good looking John/Masayoshi in that out fit?

[@umiliii]

i bet jodi laughed at the way he looked, he never wears a suit and he cannot keep a straight face

[@parkhae-il9211]

he looks effin cool to me

[@ladywaffle2210]

There are multiple ways to look good while holding a gun. The Call of Duty Method: Gear up in full tactical outfit and a balaclava with sunglasses, and exude deadly confidence. The Destiny Method: Dying to a person with bad gear and a bad look is one thing, but dying to someone with drip is another. Grab your best-looking gear and paint it, so when you stomp your enemies into the ground, not only are they dead, but they'll have died to someone wearing what looks like cosplay. The Hitman Method: Killing is one thing. Elegant killing is another. And a suit and tie will ensure that, if you are remembered, the witnesses know you are a professional.

[@kenshin9619]

No one going to talk about how the gun was made by Michael

[@todd3143]

wow i just did

[@pat8060]

@@todd3143 where when

[@moonsouls66]

@@pat8060 On one of his streams, in the garage

[@alexanderrolfe7620]

Lol, does anyone know the solenoid valve used in the gun?

[@crthejediknightninja]

I JUST FUCKING NOTICED THAT MICHAEL'S CREATION IS GETTING USED AGAINST HIM, THAT'S ILLEGAL!

[@igorek-ex3nq]

When Lily said she was dating Micheal for the bed, I thought she was joking

[@FolklorianR]

@igorej0559 wait so are they dating or no?

[@igorek-ex3nq]

@@FolklorianR they're still dating

[@danielalt7054]

To be fair, having a mattress on the floor isn’t that comfortable

[@igorek-ex3nq]

@@danielalt7054I think sleeping on the floor can be better than a bed

[@danielalt7054]

@@igorek-ex3nq you definitely cant roll out of bed thats for sure

[@mysticmess7]

11:32 lmao, you can clearly see the smile marking. it’s the green one.

[@reharm_reality]

I thought I was the only one who noticed

[@intellectualgabe2633]

in the end brodin said it’s blue

[@maqleficent5785]

It was the green one

[@thelonelyegg3025]

@@intellectualgabe2633 brodin fucked up

[@sleeplessnight4738]

I also so it so I was confused when Brodin said it's blue

[@arainmiao3781]

Another Brodin appreciation comment. He's been a really great help in the improvement of OTV group contents. Keep up the great work my dude! Also, he's really really tall.

[@Yuki-mw2ob]

Really really tall

[@barbara....]

either that or everyone is just really short

[@imlost1703]

@@barbara.... OTV's average height is like 5"3' lmao

[@meowzere2762]

i agree!! he made the videos a lot more fun

[@sushikai7566]

Oh my god, Toast’s “I do not know these eggplants” had me ded

[@PandaMinnium]

meanwhile Yvonne has like 6 pillows

[@Shanemic]

Toast and Michael’s friendship is so underrated!!!

[@scarlett798]

Finally someone who has the same opinion as me

[@emeraldbuilder8830]

Yessss

[@KakashHatak3]

Right!!!

[@kayaa5359]

The little heart they did during the Christmas merch part was so cute ^.^

[@commodorebuttfreckle6610]

If they did the fusion dance do you think it would add their wiener sizes together or just average itself out?

[@Shadowkosmo]

7:23 Love when John shoots lily and is genuinely shocked at how powerful the gun is

[@bobthebobman7457]

“I’ve eaten my pomegranate” *”you weren’t supposed to do that”* Wow this is so relatable

[@Zarkov69]

YES

[@kaine438]

scarra: a normal father that remember his child yvonne: a mother that leave her child to the father toast: a father that remember all the detail about the other child and not his michael: a father that read out every scientific and mathematical formula just to describe his son lily:*cuts in half*

[@bradylewis494]

Well by cutting in half you make two children

[@voltes5157]

@@bradylewis494 two ½

[@childhoodtoysmodifier5639]

So toast is an Asian parent

[@tahmkenchusta5852]

and there is no poki... Nice

[@Snatch2]

@@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 i was literally just thinking that lmao

[@scarfchild5664]

Brodin is just in his free-trial of being a sadistic cereal killer.

[@alanbiggle544]

Bro not the cereals I cant have him killing breakfast bro

[@mollyconnelly5309]

He really has murdered the greatest breakfast food

[@dddlegend8102]

Screw him, leave my cereal alone.

[@brendanbernales7458]

*Leave My CEREALS ALONE PLEASE !*

[@adamadam-iw1ju]

4:08 michael looks like "thats mine, thats my co2 gun, how could they..."

[@bigquinno5105]

Toast saying you shot her moustache off gave big “he punched the highlights out of her hair” vibes

[@octopussmasher2694]

I see you are man of culture

[@Gluu4]

Awesome movie

[@octopussmasher2694]

@@Gluu4 words cannot describe the glory of Scott Pilgrim

[@odog1242]

Well I never thought I’d see the day

[@pleasurepain9647]

i never watched it I shouldn't be here

[@brownboy_xjed5070]

Michael sleeping with that shirt is the most Filipino thing I’ve ever seen him do

[@R.Shuji2]

Tank top

[@R.Shuji2]

Or in tagalog, sando

[@kaelsith]

*Michael does literally anything* Filipinos: yup, yup that's filipino Michael: I don't even know tagalog

[@nouseforaname182]

@@gianski3306 I might be Filipino.

[@gianski3306]

@@poo7166 it’s less an only Filipino thing and more we don’t have separate clothes for sleep

[@edwardxie3432]

Most of the crew: gets out of bed Scarra: *walks out of bathroom*

[@lor531]

@David Sianghio fucking brilliant

[@CMObrero]

well, dad wakes up before everyone else, including camera man brodin

[@TheOeveShow]

I'm convinced he sleeps naked and so brodin had to make him put clothes on

[@shnorie5437]

He had a long night of being angry drunk scarra and went to sleep after beating toast and wiping up the blood with his pillows

[@ploopy45]

Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV

[@minakooo3673]

Agent J: *Points blaster to toast Toast: *Full defensive mickey mouse mode

[@jorgecaballero1013]

"I trust toast!" I feel like a lot of people say that before being shot in the head

[@ryoto8603]

A line where a lot of bodies died, cut in half, their booty slowly falls down with a bone showing off

[@abcnews388]

Simp

[@shadowchicco7507]

@@abcnews388 ?

[@chakra_x]

14:10 toast: ours is like similar in size, right? john: *nod of approval*

[@truepotatoking7486]

When did this become “Let’s hope we don’t die during recording” instead of “Let’s just have fun today?”

[@thiagofaria6465]

when Brodin took charge of the videos...

[@zmadisonz]

You can thank Brodin for it-

[@TitomaticoVlogsOficial]

Since Brodin started to take charge of the videos ideas and also since Mykull appeared in the house

[@axelramirez7337]

Idk but me likey

[@truepotatoking7486]

@@TitomaticoVlogsOficial Exactly what I was thinking.

[@david24_]

12:53 I laughed at this face for 10 minutes.

[@ex_zach_tly]

7:30 Scarras laugh after "you shot her moustache off" has me deeeeaaaddd

[@croissant._.003]

Ndkehejnsjs I noticed that too xd

[@xaeCarolina1865]

When Michael and lily were sleeping together it warmed my heart

[@robinconnor7169]

Toast + Michael just analyzed the whole thing like their life counted on it

[@ExoXnzo]

lily: now we can setup a punishment for scarra scarra: what

[@natusMCMII]

John be like: he's just standing there... menacingly

[@abcnews388]

Hey I’m John! Your still a simp

[@wayneyam1262]

john be looking like ranboo ngl

[@benny0219]

Michael looks like a drunk dad when he wakes up

[@childhoodtoysmodifier5639]

Scarra is the one who beats them when he's drunk

[@Gh0stly98]

Lmao he even had the wife beater on😂

[@walle8819]

@@Gh0stly98 ye

[@roninphan3161]

Can I just say, ever since Brodin showed up the quality in videos had DRASTICALLY increased, so thank you Brodin

[@captainmillerrn7906]

He is the definition of "vibe."

[@ambrosio5024]

Lily's famous last words: "I trust Toast"

[@thelegendaryturtle0196]

“Do not eat your children” Lily: eats her pomegranate immediately

[@abcnews388]

Simp

[@seanhalperin6469]

@@abcnews388 cringe

[@zulapeeps3532]

@@abcnews388 how

[@spoilerguy7285]

@@abcnews388 get out

[@elgbt252]

my takeway from this video: -eat your children -john is a mafia boss -so many new meme tamplates are gonna show up in the otv subreddit

[@thenamesreaper1587]

“Do not eat your children” Lily: Oh *So anyways...*

[@IvanTube0]

ok but when i do it, its considered cannibalism and i get sent to jail for 5 years and but when lily does it she gets memed on this really says a lot about our society

[@tranthien3932]

Lily: So I have this boy in half

[@juliangonzalez9744]

@@IvanTube0 hold up-

[@yuvrajsingh8960]

@@IvanTube0 WHAT DID HE SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY chain

[@jelo826]

Lmao

[@wahidahFW]

I love how john just wait for everybody forgets about the gun. micheal's reaction is priceless.

[@hellothere6999]

0:08 : *Every year hundreds of hearts are left hanging , You can act by sending your support to Brodin.*

[@muthiasalsabila3279]

Lol this needs more recognition

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear hello

[@patchsyraxion9364]

@@AxxLAfriku to be fair your videos are extremely bad

[@aidalizjimenez7886]

@@AxxLAfriku Well ur videos do suck not to be mean but nobody cares about a dude with a paper face

[@Raphael_27]

every year, a brodin has his heart left hanging. subscribe to offlinetv to reject humanity and return to monke

[@melodytrait]

lily and michael in bed is COMFY, you can tell lily was so tired 😭

[@ijustwatch5478]

I say michael just grinded minecraft and haven't slept much

[@onlinetv2125]

Shhhh there are kids here lol

[@Asian.Thomas]

Lily: 3_3

[@sopihagrace7964]

"Yo I don't know this eggplant" -Disguised Toast, 2020

[@sixandseven8961]

Seriously this made me laugh. Freaking toast!

[@myrtleairsoft8337]

Just realized that that’s the gun mykull made on his stream

[@cybersive7193]

Micheal and Lily sleeping together at the beginning of the video is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all week

[@hydrahunter4629]

He legit looked like a dad when he first woke up

[@Yogi-iw6be]

@@hydrahunter4629 yes lmao, daddy goblin

[@poxiepop6188]

Yeas that was so cute, but lily's face was puffy and she looked so funny and cute

[@poxiepop6188]

@@Yogi-iw6be 😂

[@billbertthegreat]

“Here’s your Jalapeños”: Presents 3 Habaneros

[@chanda3171]

Ah a man of culture. I also observed that.

[@theDangerussy]

True! But as a bonus fun fact; Jalapenos do turn into a different color than green. They're just picked prematurely!

@@theDangerussy Chipotles are just jalapeños with adobo as well

[@billbertthegreat]

@@theDangerussy Yup, I grow them!

[@HeizouShikanoin]

I don't know what habaneros are, but when I saw those "jalapeños" I immediately didn't think they were jalapeños

[@paytonlohre919]

Everyone talks about Micheal being chaotic but the energy scarra put off in the first scene shook me to my core.

[@ploopy45]

Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV

[@randomnesscythe6028]

@Thingsthingyisthat hes just running around leaving it everywhere for some reason.

[@SadiTonmoy]

@Thingsthingyisthat yo hater spammer, reported

[@ceceelizabeth527]

"I trust Toast" that was your first mistake.

[@owli6348]

I never knew Toast sleeps like a serial killer without a pillow

[@joelambay8769]

It’s because some people fall sleep faster without pillow or they’re just hella tired and forgot a pillow

[@owli6348]

@@joelambay8769 same

[@redskull_404]

I sleep without a pillow since childhood, pillow is extremely Uncomfortable for my neck.

[@arand0mpers0n58]

He also used to not have a bed frame so

[@minxkitcatty0519]

I usually sleep with a pillow but if I'm on my futon, no need for the pillow

[@mr23memes]

10:17 I like how Lily, Toast, and Scarra are just chilling while Yvonne and Michael are arguing about their onions

[@sstarrss]

Lily: "How do you eat a pomegranete" Brodin: "you've read the letter right?" Lily: *suddenly becomes jared 19*

[@scottwpilgrim]

I get that reference, yay!

[@armystayp1ece]

*and i never learned how to fucking read*

[@BigFanOfCocks]

A man of culture

[@radiogoogoo4299]

not the jared 19 meme 💀💀

[@BigFanOfCocks]

ikuyo more of a vine but im assuming u know that so why am i commenting this

[@elvislamar5950]

Toast : " Yo, we're Dude Perfect "

[@tripletoruses]

"the letter said don't eat your children" lily: "oh" *proceeds anyways*

[@abcnews388]

Simp

[@AxxLAfriku]

Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's me, the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! My v*deos are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to D*SLIKE my EXTREMELY FUNNY v*deos! Do you think my v*deos are funny, dear never

[@hanoisme7858]

These two replies are giving me an aneurysm

[@mewthelolfreak]

@@hanoisme7858 i know right