POKIMANE REVEALS ALL - OfflineTV Podcast Episode #35

[@OfflineTVPodcast]

TIMESTAMPS ARE ON THE WAYYY 🚄🚄

[@bouncydic6957]

okay boss

[@bouncydic6957]

can I get an emoji reply?

[@Kakesuu]

Still waiting for the promised land 😅

[@skaterdude14b]

Are they waiting for a viewer to do it for free or they paid someone? I think they’d pay, right?

[@Yao_Guai]

Time stamps completely unnecessary

[@raddaks2039]

Normal people: sleep paralysis demon Michael: someone's crushing my nuts

[@Aligirrl26]

this made me laugh so hard

[@yeetpotatoes69420]

I've had that nightmare, I can tell you it is not a pleasant feeling 😭😂

[@artemis7496]

I had a similar nightmare that a dog was chasing me and then bit my nuts, it was horrible 😢

[@cdgstuff7512]

Whenever there is a recurring dream involving bodily pain I gotta wonder if it is a medical issue.

[@Diordadoor]

No Fr cuz I get this sometimes too it’s gotta mean something

[@msoto0100]

Ngl, I'm really gonna miss Poki and Michael's dynamic in the videos. The bounce off each other so well and have never failed to make me laugh. 😂❤

[@crimsoneclipse0618]

Yeah, they're really underrated together. They both become such unhinged crackheads.

[@archhyberion]

it's like a big sister little brother comedic duo 😂

[@Icythot-m6i]

the autistic little brother and the older sister whos off ❄🎿🎿🎿 lmao

[@thisismartinn]

same ngl, poki and michael was cool. how fun it was to interact with your girlfriend's boyfriend

[@bakedbombshell1694]

@@thisismartinn so necessary

[@LiefTheDroid]

LMFAO Michael looking straight into Lily's eyes and saying "I would try to get my boy" is the funniest shit ever

[@gau3463]

actually wtf is this boring podcast

[@JamesRNG30]

The look of realization from Lily when Toast was explaining his gaslighting tactic was so hilarious like “oh sh*t thats what he does to me all the time” lmao

[@jocelynnn]

lily looking into the camera with panic every time they mentioned their old manager is so funny LMAO

[@toffeecoffin]

it ain't funny if you know what happened. that guy was a real creep 😢

[@souptikb7]

Who was their manager? Because the only person I can think of was their editor.

[@xelfiazero688]

Chris Chan I think

[@BaNkR_7-TeeN]

​@@xelfiazero688 He wanted to know who was bad mouthing Sonichu

[@glcsander]

Wich one though? They had markz, xell or the one who touched lily in a creepy way?

[@DanielPeik]

I just love Lily and Poki interactions, It's obvious that Poki adores and appreciates Lily a lot

[@jsj9907]

you can tell how everyone in this room adores and appreciate her

[@fernycastillo619]

How sway

[@suvin1]

This was one of the most personal podcast from Otv like u can feel that it's a bunch of people who knew eachother and went through some stuffs together.. loved the conversation 🙌

[@tunafishbowl]

otv podcasts are such an underrated otv content. I hope to see more guests in the future :D

[@pillebrett]

Yeah. Need more guests like poki.

[@mayurmadiwalar2157]

what do u think of the awkward pauses in between convos?

[@couldneverbeme1]

​@@mayurmadiwalar2157 adds connection to the viewers

[@vreka9]

this is the podcast that actually shows that poki will never fully leave... she's busy like everyone else, she's a part of what makes OTV to OTV with Lily Scarra and Toast

[@Jaeguso]

alot ppl have selective hearing, she literally stated in the otv video that sheis stepping down from otv but will still appear in future videos from time to time.

[@ciscoortega9789]

It's honestly really funny to hear that because Toast wasn't even an original member! But he's just become so iconic and part of the brand

[@Discostew2]

@@Jaeguso specifically said not being full time member anymore. She will still be around. The bond between her and the rest will never die.

[@cjpe2265]

I think she's more like out of the main content channel but still otv.

[@xecillmaze4740]

Yeah it's just obvious for the past couple videos they've made that it's been hard for her to schedule and record stuff with them. It's just weird to say she's a main otv cast when she doesn't appear as much anymore. It's likely she'll still appear with OTV anyway lol thats literally what the rest of their streamer friends do.

[@3arthIsGhetto]

Lily if you read this: as a curvy woman I was terrified to show my body in any bathing suits but my husband would tell me every single day I was beautiful just as I am and I realized my opinion and his were the only ones that mattered to me. Michael thinks you're gorgeous (cuz you *ARE* ) You do not need to change for anyone. Hope you find the courage one day to make it happen. We're all our own worst critics, so I do get that. 💜 You got this, Queen.

[@vracaze]

Nahh she got such a big face for such a tiny body it looks weird proportion size cause even her voice sounds small. But in general shes an uggo

[@arashianfromargentina7996]

It doesn't even feel like a podcast but more like u're just sitting at the OTV house's couch listening to them chat with each other 💖

[@pratyushchandra6306]

thats imo the best kinda podcast not those where they interview each other.

[@Aimdoo]

​@@pratyushchandra6306 Fax

[@willium2215]

Oh yes, I love it!!! it's way more parasocial so I can roleplay like these are my friend :))))))

[@Aimdoo]

@@willium2215 -_-

[@big4headedGangster]

That's what I like about the old podcasts.

[@SuperDerped]

I understand that they have the 3 person format for a reason as outlined in a the reboot vid. But golly gosh i absolutely love the 4 host format. It just feels like there is a wider range of perspectives which is really entertaining. Sure there might be a longer pause between hearing different people speak but idk man it might just be my monkey brain that loves having more people at the table. ooga booga

[@niteshpunia9165]

0:00 Introductions 0:47 wisdom tooth debuff 2:05 allergies are deadly 3:08 Dreams of horror 6:10 The Asian Roundtable 13:36 Michael fucking around and almost found out (usual day for him) 15:24 poki is into bikes ? 17:50 Journaling habits 19:33 past E-dates 20:25 old content is cringe ? 21:48 attractive fantasy species 22:33 soaking...pumping....a plumber? 26:59 Buttering up (as toast would say) 28:26 now its a graduating podcast ....... [30:06 Michael under peer pressure ] p.s. incomplete. i haven't had time to finish it . someone can continue this by continuing in comments down.

[@nokudgs1231]

Thank you

[@Devilshandlebar]

So is Michael under peer pressure for an hour or is this incomplete. Edit:I said this before he edited it

[@niteshpunia9165]

this is not complete. i just did it until the part i listened . someone can just comments down the remaining timestamps.

[@NeverDie565]

Poki is always a highlight of content for me when she really gets into the activities or conversations

[@frozenpizza-664]

why do they not used to include her more?

[@frozenpizza-664]

@Ryujinie I'm talking after pandemic

[@ayebing]

…as long as they’re about/involving her 😮

[@itsourtime]

This was maybe the best pod they’ve done tbh, everyone seemed to be flowing

[@antoo59]

She forgot to mention that she was a trans 😉

[@lovericky143]

@@antoo59are you ok?

[@antoo59]

@@lovericky143 very nice and you? You didnt know? And Michelle Obama I Hope you know.

[@TollTony]

michael is my inspiration cause lily and toast were at an influencer event and poki was busy doing her thing and then michael was trying to find the most efficient way to kill toddlers with a razor scooter

[@RMSLtnick]

H E L L Y E A H !

[@CJAYY313]

It's actually so nice to just see you guys being so real just conversating with each other like you would If nobody was watching. I think this is something that doesn't happen with content creators these days and it's honestly a breath of fresh air. We love the spicy topics and we love your authentic selves just going with the flow.

[@brandenlinze3322]

This is one of the best episodes yet! The topics flow so smoothly, and everyone bounces off of one another seamlessly.

[@doobydoba]

This reminds me of the old OTV podcasts, especially the ones during COVID. I absolutely loved the ease at which the conversation flew and how immaculate the vibes were. :') Not to mention Poki spilling the tea was 🤌✨

[@Lady_Leia]

I’m not even halfway through the video but this is the most unhinged podcast so far LMAOOOOOO. And the dynamics between these 4 are amazing.

[@mymelloudy]

"fighting battles on the toilet and dying in the tub" hahahaha i love your stories!! it's 2am rn but it was so worth it to stay awake for the whole episode, i feel like everyone got to tell their stories and bits, really enjoyed this podcast💞 with everything going on, new chapter starting, this episode truly felt like slowly easing out of the chaos! well needed, take care everyone💞

[@policyoftruth8449]

Love how these podcasts show just how funny of a friends group OTV is

[@babadabahp]

when you're a older fan and you understand Toast's sorrows about the thx giving video 💀 rip

[@justmyself424]

It's about Predmyster 💀

[@that1guy397]

Context pleasw

[@chipmunkishungry5237]

​@@that1guy397 its a whole shitshow man

[@aunthaumv3711]

Which thanks giving video? And context plzz

[@babadabahp]

@aunthaumv3711 it's about an old member that had to be let go bc they were a freak

[@chiwue]

MS. POKI NEEDS TO DO MORE PODCAST WITH LILY,TOAST, MYKULL. PERIODTTTTT. 🤞🏼

[@hea6399]

these four together just🫶🫶🫶🫶 perfection

[@Blekoh]

I had 3 concussions within a span of a year (14 years ago) and while you get more used to the brain fog I have to say it really doesn't just come back at least not the same that it once was but you get used to having to work around it so in some senses it does get better over time. I also could come up with comeback zingers pretty quickly before the concussions and so now instead of taking a direct path to a specific zinger/comeback, I basically have to hit a fog wall and pivot quickly knowing i won't go past the wall and maybe pivot a few times to get a good zinger. What helped me the most was once I feel like I hit a fog wall I quickly abandon the thought and just start over from scratch (minimizing the time I just sit there at the wall) and so while its not as fast as I used to be its faster than when I just sit there at a fog wall and get that slow mindless feeling and miss the joke opportunity (It works for regular thoughts too not just jokes). Its almost never worth sitting there trying to think through the fog wall and you kinda just have to accept the loss at least thats worked best for me

[@Blekoh]

@@cycbuild Thanks, I've never taken anything for it, I'll look into it

[@bengee2640]

Hey guys! Thank you for your work, you guys make a difference!

[@michaelmalcom1657]

The girls at 51:55 and they both acknowledged what they're doing with a nod cracked me up.

[@jonathanjames8057]

Bless Poki for bring up TMJ, it's very rarely talked about and something that nobody talks about often.

[@AMNEZ1A]

Toast talking about the concussion actually made me realise that I probably also still have a concussion. I had an accident few months ago where I hit my head and my ear was bleeding, ever since then I felt like I have trouble remembering things, feeling that my brain works slower to process things. I really hope it'll heal/go away after about a year has passed. I honestly thought those things were just me getting older but according to Poki 30 isn't old so I can't be that. But anyways, I'm glad that I listened to this because I would probably keep driving myself crazy by thinking I'm getting older/dumber but it is most likely because of the head injury and that'll go away in time hopefully.

[@svxw]

27:24 talking about Fed I like how Michael immediately read the room "The metaphorical turkey burning" 💀

[@laniloop623]

Yesss I also think be said fed

[@liamdysoco4832]

7:22 as a half Filipino myself, Michael's little "yeah" says so much. All our lives we're told we don't look asian and all it takes is one little comment for all the insecurity to come back

[@Kenkatsu17]

As a full Filipino, neither you nor Michael look anything like us. Be thankful because nobody finds Filipino men attractive.

[@andrewferguson6901]

Damn yall got some serious intergenerational baggage, for real all that shit is fake. Trust in yourself and try your best and you'll do well

[@ethantalbot1811]

Part of the problem with bicycles in the US is they've been relegated to sports tools or treated as toys instead of a valid form of personal transportation up until 2020 and then interest skyrocketed, so the prices inflated like how GPUs did, but they haven't gone down since then.

[@jeypmcryan579]

This is the reason why I love this group. A bunch of friends chilling together.

[@Ianthe22]

The thing people always forget about poki underneath all the glamour, is that she is scary smart at times.

[@TokioZarka]

Poki should appear more often on the podcasts even tho she wont be on the OTV videos

[@AP-ei6jp]

She said she’s still gonna be in videos whenever she can

[@flizmac]

i love how michael will tell everyone how he tried attaching a weedwacker engine to a scooter so calmly like its completely normal

[@li_lith_666]

Gosh i love how smart Poki is. very inspiring

[@aporia_ygo]

When Brodin said "I don't want to out him". I immediately knew all questions were supposed to be directed to Poki 😂

[@ChallengeHC]

41:10 This was probably YellowPaco who lived in Las Vegas a while back which is 5 hours away from LA.

[@Robin-hv5tv]

Really came in clutch. Been dealing with horrible anxiety and health anxiety accompanied with lots of physical symptoms I dont know what came first my dizziness or the anxiety. I think about it all the time now. Now to the point im worried about every little sensation. Ive started CBT and shit. Obviously not happy that you guys have felt bad but feel good that other people deal with shit too. Even if you know it, sometimes its hard to really get it into your head. Its illogical to think youre the only person to deal with problems among billions. Thanks. Oh and I have tinnitus too. But not that frequent, sometimes i just lose hearing and it beeps for seconds to 1 minute and then it goes away. Also jaw issue but its minor discomfort and misalignment, not noticable by looking but It pops if i open my mouth as big as I can.

[@sndaccount]

you might wanna look for a chiropractor for your tmj/tinnitus problem. breath in/out, life is short dont worry too much, good luck with therapy selfcare and other stuff i hope this message will make you’re day a litlle better!! edit: with tmj you’re bot supposed to open your mouth more then 3 cm edit nr2: i just realized i self diagnosed you with tmj but i might be something else lol

[@ThatGuy-ht9sp]

Ooh, a fellow tinnitus harbouror, I have a tree with loud as fuck leaves beside my bedroom window, helps a lot.

[@Robin-hv5tv]

@@sndaccount nah i can open mouth pretty wide but it moves left first then straight when i open so theres def some issue but it doesnt bother me so ig its fine

[@gagejones4988]

Shut up you're blessed to wake up everyday 😂

[@Robin-hv5tv]

the guy who lost his leg too so with your way of thinking nobody has problems, they should be grateful for waking up everyday bro sees 8 months ago and think i think about this every second of my life@@gagejones4988

[@e_o7736]

never thought i would ever watch a podcast from the beginning to end

[@OfflineTVPodcast]

Thanks for watching!!

[@dkgong]

Lily: Bro, we cannot keep any of this in! Brodin: It's all staying in. 😈

[@lzyizyy6020]

I love these podcasts so much! This was definitely one of my favorites. Really happy to see poki living her life and enjoying making content the way she wants to as well

[@christhegreat696]

End of an era 😢

[@gumilhopipoca4041]

And the start of a new one

[@manuplier3133]

@@gumilhopipoca4041 a AWSOME one

[@PurGePose]

a 4 man podcast? reminds me of the old otv podcast when they all just had cams on in a discord call

[@bakicci]

this pod was actually so 🔥 worth every second and congrats to poki for whatever new era shes entering ❤🎉🎉

[@mayurmadiwalar2157]

u didn't think it was awkward there was so much awkward silence in between it was hard to watch

[@JNB0723]

​@@mayurmadiwalar2157That happens when you have an introverted friend group. It's not bad and usually does not last long.

[@michaelm1787]

It is nice that yall talked about tinnitus. I went through the same experience as Poki did and it was struggle to accept that this is my new reality. Now, I have the same attitude as Lily as its just background noise, but that first few months was rough.

[@ayebing]

It can be caused by headsets but not directly the sound, so much as the air pressure caused by the headphone seal around the ears. It’s similar to what happens to divers on a much smaller scale.

[@MyDestinyDear]

Pokis argument at 1:05:00 is so true. I live by this

[@snooby8156]

They way Micheal said "the internet" at 24:17 had me dieing haha

[@ImBirk]

Related to the sleeping conversation around 54 mins, for a couple years now I've just cycled through all of the OTV podcasts to go to sleep haha. Helps me a lot to keep my mind clear!

[@josephthomas12391]

Even though I am sad that pokiest is leaving it also makes me smile because of how long I have been here and watched piece together what otv is today thank for everything poki

[@Pr0xified]

remember that she's still going to do stuff on the side with OTV(remember)

[@josephthomas12391]

@@Pr0xified yeah I am just saying that she'll is growing up that's all

[@Phuongyyy]

I love these 4 on the pod - Toast, Michael, Poki and Lily “Lily Poochu” Yu

[@WildAggron]

really loving the transition from loving the good and bad in people to boxing at 1:05:48

[@dubudubuur]

“the only ninja i’m gonna watch on stream is naruto” TOAST AHAHHAAHA

[@AbsurdAsparagus]

expencive bikes are made of carbon fiber and titanium with some other exotic materials. its technically worth it for competition racing but its def crazy for casual bike riding.

[@floppyfish-ds4eg]

I like how they keep talking for so long you can see the whole sunset around the middle of the video

[@beaujaes2242]

holy i didn’t even notice that!!

[@KOSTANZAH]

Poki energy in the pod is so nice

[@KytoNagasaki]

been watching OTV since the beginning mainly because I've always been a fan of Scarras professional career and his league streams, it's inspiring to see what he's created and how far his vision has come since day 1

[@snooze_pill]

Lily, my lil sis passed my screen and said “that girl with glasses is pretty”

[@orpheos9]

Lily's Ditto hairclip ✨

[@helloworld-sl2lw]

This brings ne back to the old podcasts, I'm gonna miss Poki.

[@SxdHxrmony]

“the only ninja i’m gonna watch on twitch is naruto” toast is brutal lmao

[@ArcGG]

4:21 CLASSIC MICHAEL MOMENT

[@anublsunder]

LOL what is that emoji!?

[@claramclean7301]

Sydney listening to 8:05 🧍‍♀️

[@Cyanidesin]

These guys are friends. Im glad and sad. The camping vid is constantly on my Playlist becaise it has everyone and everyone seemlessly complements each other. Thank you OTV (including Iman, of course) I am officially a part of your fan base.

[@SC-hi6tp]

its so weird when you call streamers by their first name when they dont go by that online as if you know them personally... just say poki dude

[@frozenpizza-664]

don't believe everything u see on the internet u hav no idea what goes on behind the scenes this is all only for cameras unfortunately

[@asangante9405]

​@@SC-hi6tpimane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane imane

[@tessa2893]

I feel like them bringing QT in for the soaking convo would've been good ahaha

[@FieryLuna]

I came back to this and I didn’t realize Poki talked about magnesium but legit it has been the only thing that has helped me sleep. Melatonin and other sleeping aids had never helped me. Magnesium Glycinate has been my savior.

[@Yangin12]

Fuxkkk I wanna hear the tea being spilled so bad lmao. Who's the one that toast teared up about, and doesn't want to talk about now? Might look it up

[@Sagacypher]

Fed

[@hostilechonk]

It's fed

[@see4941]

Toast was spitting facts these are my favorites

[@msblackrose999]

That was so long but it felt so short because it was so enjoyable to hear them random talking about many topics and some random ones . Thanks for this.

[@blackbolt5614]

At 59:30 it seems as lily's realising all the times that happened to her😂😂😂

[@StockyDT]

One of the best podcasts thus far. Will miss Michael and Imane's dynamic as well as Lily's dynamic with her

[@kylezaii]

Ironically the first time poki is on the “new” season of the podcast, she’s not a member anymore.

[@ImBirk]

Poki unleashing was hilarious and fantastic. She gives no more shits!

[@Enemys0ng]

Team anxious sleeping. Team magnesium !!! I started taking magnesium for period cramps and it does a LOT for anxiety and depression.

[@3arthIsGhetto]

*5:26* Lily and her lil pinky action lol so cute

[@EmilyMusic3v3]

55:09 literally me rn- listening to this podcast waiting for the melatonin to hit so I'm not stuck thinking about my life anxieties

[@_marimopeace]

42:15 i live for this shit GO OFF POKI 😂but fr i'm only halfway through and i'm amazed at the amount of bleeps and blips--i'm actually really really glad that y'all felt comfy sharing what you did! exposing/tea culture aside i'm sure it was really cathartic to be talking about how far OTV's come bc there wouldn't be all these memories of growing pains (and adulting pains in general since everyone's also developed a lot over the years!) without all the wonderful experiences either! honestly so far this ep feels a lot like the og offline otv podcast (so season 2? i'm not sure lol) with the banter and oopsies--am preparing myself for what might be a sappy ending tho 🥲still really happy poki had one last episode before she graduated

[@themfoneandoly2649]

any idea who they're taking about here

[@_marimopeace]

@@themfoneandoly2649 it's ninja and his wife but poki says that multiple times so it's not really a guessing game 😅

[@rostharan]

@@_marimopeace imma make a call on fed and the 4th would be greekgod?

[@iamsean2006]

That would make sense. I totally forgot about greekg

[@zainanwar9281]

@@rostharan I was also thinking one was Fed for sure, the manager is probably Chris and the 3rd im guessing might be albert but i dont know if he impacted Poki to the point she would add his to this list

[@WeebAdd]

Kinda sad poki leaving got the main otv members together on the pod

[@justfaxxxxx01234]

this was one of my most favourite otv podcast till date!! i havent watched all the otv podcasts yet, but this one has to be one of the best... loved it

[@oktea2190]

i loved this episode so much and when poki said “we can’t use that excuse yet dummy” got my dying

[@Solvanes]

30:05 nahhh Michael had me in tears

[@sivabalanvinodhkumar7495]

Can't believe lily has been giving Michael unimaginable fear by crushing his nuts and saying it's a dream

[@Aimdoo]

She sees both sides

[@Aimdoo]

Of those nutz

[@natalievigil8853]

toast's hair look so good at this length & fluff, it's all I can focus on

[@amoschew3609]

4 people podcast reminds me of the old otv podcast

[@phoenixtv1053]

"I think I got brain damage" Toast "Is that why you're nicer" Lily

[@aanshuk]

1:11:10 Tinnitus Ringing I had this actually! Turns out for me, it was a buildup of earwax in ears, since i use Earbuds a lot. Poki might want to bring it up at a doctor's appointment, and they can clean out the earwax way better.

[@rycvenzon2701]

Put Toast, Michael and Poki and I'm clicking on it.

[@nickkim5369]

OMFG idk if this is like me having adhd but I’m so fixated on the table edge in the left side right where toast is. Is that side curving??? Is it not a straight edge table? This table has been here since the earliest OTV podcast and i need an answer. I can’t tell if it’s my brain tricking me because of the patterns of the wood of the table that makes it look like it’s curving inwards. All in all this podcast was funny, great dynamic if not the best out of all of them. I mean you got Toast and Micheal with their contagious laughter. Lily and toast banter. Poki and lily flirtatious joking. What more could a podcast need. Also 1:18:37 I FOUND MY PEOPLE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[@AznAnimeFreak2]

Ketamine is called a dissociate because it "dissociates" the pain and memory centers of your brain from those dealing with consciousness and decision making. It's a common anesthetic used in both human and veterinary anesthesia, and yes, we do use it to anesthetize horses. The ketamine clinics Poki mentioned are for treatment of chronic pain syndromes. It causes you to hallucinate and feel quite euphoric, but I wouldn't recommend going down the K hole since it's still an anesthetic drug and can have severe consequences if not used under the supervision of a professional.

[@KIBAFANG22]

This is the funniest and most relatable episode ever lol. Also y’all made my google go off 😂

[@alvinip9128]

I've experienced the gum dream in real life I was geting a mold for a teeth retainer and there is just a large amount of sticky viscous gel like stuf in your mouth feeling your mouth and you can't move or do anything with it.

[@genepozniak]

Michael's nut-squeeze dream sounds like a sleep-wake disorder dream, where you're actually dreaming while awake. He's awake, but with about 90% sleep paralysis, and he's on his side with his legs crossed in a way that's squeezing his balls. He can move his legs only enough to squeeze them worse. I'm totally serious because I suffer from a similar condition.

[@massxcjay4400]

LMAOOOOO REMEMBER WHEN POKI SAID “nigga” so funny

[@aporeticwitch]

As an exmormon, this episode was HILARIOUS 😂

[@suvin1]

Michael's cleanliness argument is not rare 🤝

[@reaa2705]

this is such a treat 🥺❤ love otv and these four (plus scarra) just reminds me of the good old days 🥰 and their rapport is something else ❤ michael and poki poki and toast lily and toast michael and toast lily and michael poki and lily it. just. makes. sense.