MICHAEL REEVES X LILYPICHU REECHU MOMENTS | OfflineTV Podcast #12

[@piotrchojnowski8331]

Scarra: "im the sole person on this table who hasn't used a relationship to get money" Also Scarra: *gets 1000$ from Lily because she started dating michael*

[@arielscott3605]

I didn’t even think of that big brain

[@someguy2744]

She shouldn't have that much of a problem considering Fed paypal-ed her a 1000 bucks: kzbin.info/www/bejne/f2G6nqyim6xpi5o

[@arcstar8337]

@@someguy2744 oh shit actually

[@moneymonkey5387]

Also while he didnt use the relationship, he does use Michael as clickbait. Remember that video that didn't have michael in the video and he made the title something like "MICHAEL REEVES wasnt in this video"

[@someguy2744]

​@@moneymonkey5387 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmPRfImQmNeIndE - "READY FOR RIVALS w/o Michael Reeves | League of Legends" notice the "w/o" meaning "without" - a minute detail, but a very important one. Props to Scarra (or his editor) for that 5head title.

[@arlopullman6836]

I truly admire how openly Michael dislikes his own viewers.

[@skipio957]

Dislike isn't a strong enough word for the level of dislike he has for his viewers

[@xiawangphipps3327]

I think hate is the word you were looking for.

[@cherrycaguiat426]

Despise*

[@Illegal_man-gi5gp]

Janski 147 you know it’s a joke right?

[@Rurik_Luci]

To be fair most survive on his suffering

[@colinbalfour1834]

Lily: "I don't like the idea of owning people" Scarra: "Look, it's only a problem if you think of them as people" **and that's how racism and slavery started**

[@3asianassassin]

🦀🦀yay colonialism🦀🦀

[@dark789]

You have the same pfp as someone else in the comments there username is Salman

[@hi.241]

Yay :]

[@TheBloodGod104]

Lmao

[@physicsnerd1742]

@@3asianassassin lol, colonialism isn't the only way racism starts. Look at how the middle east and northern Africa enslaved europenas

[@jacksonanderson997]

Michael looks like he's waiting for his mom to stop talking to her friends so he can ask for his ds back

[@Shane.Devaney]

Why would you say something so true

[@devindoesntlikeyou2546]

Who are so wise in the way of science

[@Puranjzxd57]

Holy shit this SENT me lmfao

[@hsmacaraig]

YESSSSS

[@hermesthegreek5247]

That's a weird way to spell his taser.

[@jakovsaric9492]

Everyone: "don't call us by real names please, we will ban you" Michael: *confused noises*

[@christiantavera9207]

Jakov Sarić No you have to call him Mykull

[@VersaucerCoff]

Mykull reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

[@beaudaniel3930]

Lily: *VERY CONFUSED NOISES*

[@calvinyork3532]

Reclusion I think it’s perfectly normal. If everyone online calls you by your username, that becomes normal and expected, so when some other random online calls you by your real name, it feels a little too personal because it isn’t normal. It’s like if someone walked up to you and called you by your first AND last name. There isn’t anything inherently wrong about it, it’s just not normal.

[@arfirik]

@Reclusion why dont you have your real name on here then? might also add where you live, your post code, the whacky numbers on the back of your credit card, you know? cuz by your logic not showing that is a lil teeny tiny bit pretentious, you know?

[@Super_mong]

Lily: I gave every excuse like "he's like a brother" *S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A*

[@monsterificangel7798]

How tf is this from 10 years ago? (This is a joke I kind of know)

[@RoomyCap]

@@monsterificangel7798 o ye i just noticed, howd they do it?

[@monsterificangel7798]

@@RoomyCap I think they just change the time on the device a few years back

[@monsterificangel7798]

@@SkullGoer oh really cool. Thanks for correcting me.

[@yourmilkisontheway5214]

@@monsterificangel7798 Time Travel

[@Sopheriaaa]

“Temmie’s diet is better than Lily’s” -Mykull Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeves

[@triennial9307]

ah yes, reeve singular

[@saldan3985]

"Money Couldn't buy happiness and I disagree" To be Fair Lily bought Michael for 1000$

[@iamhere9142]

*Laughs in False Lie Detector Read*

[@devindoesntlikeyou2546]

@@iamhere9142 you are here

[@iamhere9142]

@@devindoesntlikeyou2546 */I have Been Summoned./*

[@Rock-yg9ln]

@@iamhere9142 are you still here? Can you leave once your summoned?

[@iamhere9142]

Legend has it that sometimes I am here, but also, I am not

[@robinscompass5951]

Lily: we broke up. Michael: 🦀We broke up!🦀

[@smulangel2294]

I dont understand

[@Sethshandle]

@@smulangel2294 crab rave

[@smulangel2294]

Me oonga boonga brain, no understand still

[@enderscythe]

Video starts with crab rave

[@smulangel2294]

Where

[@jake3138]

i just realized that the picture Michael took when tazing the guys legs is framed on the wall

[@TheRealArcher-gn6wo]

Holy shit

[@mikanat-o7b]

So noone told it was gonna be this wayy. Dudududu

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Lovely

[@Pitatoes]

@@mikanat-o7b Your job's a joke, you're broke

[@daggergaming509]

went to like but ur at 666 lmk when youre not

[@luvcid6839]

*michael and lily starts dating* Scarra&Toast: That’s very cash money of you

[@alvarezrodriguez4163]

Cash money is such a great term

[@hsmacaraig]

Alvarez Rodriguez ikr. i love it so much ahahah

[@hypocondriac777]

GET A ROOM WeirdChamp

[@Driver22845]

No cash mone’

[@nigel55555]

It was cash money for scarra cuz he made bank

[@flyingbear3245]

9:28 Michael looks like he is calculating his worth in Lily's eyes compared to Temmie.... as she keeps talking he looks more and more panicked

[@somedudewatchintv5297]

"He's actually really quirky" She says that like he isn't known as the taser guy, like we believe you.

[@livingbirthcontrol8145]

"characterized by peculiar or unexpected traits" Where do you live where it is the norm to taze everything in sight?

[@somedudewatchintv5297]

@@livingbirthcontrol8145 it's not normal and my comment didn't suggest it was, in fact it suggested the opposite. Michael very obviously has odd traits yet Lily's tone suggested that she thought we might find it hard to believe that he was quirky, she didn't sound at all sarcastic to me either.

[@livingbirthcontrol8145]

@@somedudewatchintv5297 Dude, you talk too much

[@Kogamat]

@@livingbirthcontrol8145 hmmmmmm that's straight up facts

[@itsliamOCE]

@@livingbirthcontrol8145 >Gets corrected >You talk too much b r u h

[@akudotv]

“I’m gonna die first cuz I’m older.” *all stare at each other silently*

[@daymienbourrie]

23:40 for that hilarious moment lol

[@midknight1339]

"Have you guys made your wills?" [Michael has flashbacks of all the times he's electrocuted himself] "Yeah... I should" 24:06

[@patrickbohlen2668]

Nice profile pic

[@midknight1339]

@@patrickbohlen2668 Thanks! A KZbinr called Squiddo drew it for me :D

[@seaBBB]

Scarra: "I'm the sole person on this table who hasn't used a relationship to get money" Also Scarra: "If Lily is in a relationship I get 1000 dollars"

[@seaBBB]

unoriginal but we all saw it

[@mataeus.]

did you just reply to your own comment

[@xuannguyenpham1715]

Wtf?

[@aukiio]

My brain hurts

[@seaBBB]

Mataeyusssssss yeah cuz I didn't want to edit the comment

[@Soleford]

Yvonne: I Get abused everyday there is no respect here Scarra: But Yvonne, now imagine we take all your income Yvonne: I am ok with being disrespected *everyone laughs*

[@robotbobspongechefpants]

timestamp?

[@max.ggs_]

@@robotbobspongechefpants 57:33

[@robotbobspongechefpants]

@@max.ggs_ thanks man

[@isaacling6560]

Dio be like WRYYYYYYCHUUUU

[@CrazyNerdInventor]

Ooooooooof

[@h3ll0guy]

21:49 Michael drank that water so fast, I couldn't even see it.

[@barneythepervatasaurus1130]

it was soo fast it looked like he drank air

[@chainsuperstar]

C H A D E N E R G Y

[@invix3447]

Yo what his lips didn't even touch the bottle😭

[@Sinonymous_Sin]

He didn't even drink it ur cringe

[@stinkyratman]

@@Sinonymous_Sin r/whooosh

[@ihavetopowerofgodandanimeo2551]

"let's make a lot of money out of Lily and Michael" "let's talk about coronavirus and get demonotised"

[@arcstar8337]

And then "let's talk about stocks and confuse the audience"

[@DelinaX]

Why is it a demonetizable phrase tho, that's what I don't get

[@Frolkinator]

@@wan2shuffle Except that didt apply to the big news channels like CNN and like cause fuck KZbin.

[@goatcat2737]

They did it to help stop panic and stop the spread of misinformation

[@JACarlington]

"I DO respect the hustle... but that's MY money." -lilypichu '20

[@jacksparda997]

I still remember when Lily said “Michael and I are just friends.” the first time, I now understand lies and deceit a bit more.

[@anikalarson5435]

sometimes i wish there was a video i could watch to see how many times she called michael just a friend

[@taywhora]

adrien no.3000(there are too much 😬)

[@ken5975]

The fact that she's 30 and he is 24

[@cvspvr]

@@ken5975 what in fuck?! i thought she was twelve

[@ken5975]

@@cvspvr wha- She's like a cute young girl friend trape in a body of a much more older then what she actually look

[@Samsunaattori]

Last time Toast was on the pocast, they had technical difficulties and they replaced bottom half of the screen with images This time, the footage is fine when the camera doesn't show what is under the table. The clear conclusion is that toast doesn't wear pants while filming the podcast

[@sonoflethal]

Toast doesn't wear pants at all. Every time you see him wearing pants he's malding, eg: tft tournament casting

[@jackabossnd.co.7237]

Nörttiliiga Toast doesn’t wear pants cause gaming companies only gift him T shirts, not pants.

[@andrewpullen7956]

Sparrow And you clearly can’t see the very obvious joke.

[@WorstGenCrypto]

@@andrewpullen7956 yeaaahhhh.

[@bluewolf7111]

Look fam, after hearing Lily gives expensive steak to her dog, suddenly being OfflineTV slave doesnt sound so bad...

[@andrewswan3008]

the dog gets treated better than any of them lol

[@andrewswan3008]

the dog rules the team

[@batt3ryac1d]

Plus all the electric shocks Michael gives you will effectively lobotomise you so you wont even care.

[@panheaddragonwolfpaw]

The fact that Michael said that he prefers to have a friend first when Toast asked what he likes about Lily tells me that this relationship will last a long time. it reaffirms that they like each other for more than just the warm fuzzies and that is a great sign of longevity for a relationship.

[@michaelkohl8053]

Toast and Janet must be the most mature people I have ever seen. Breakup was super clean, absolutely zero negativity, both parties (at least on camera) weren't really sad about it, still play video games together on the regular and talk about each other very respectfully ever since. Like how do you do that?

[@blemblem4502]

Witness a bad breakup from a friend 😂 so you know

[@MinMin-ll1ph]

Blem Blem OOOOO THAT’S SHADE

[@michaelkohl8053]

@@blemblem4502 I have, and i experienced some of my own, that's why i'm so baffled. I couldn't imagine playing video games with any of my exes

[@bluewolf7111]

Pretty sure it was all fake for the camera.

[@rivengle]

Sometimes you realize that the relationship isn't working out, and it fizzles out. You can still be good friends, just that being romantic partners doesn't work for you two.

[@sdccccc1]

Lily: just wants to make fun, wholesome content Toast and Scarra: "But how do we exploit that?"

[@boiwonder5368]

😂😂😂

[@blueberryperidot6935]

35:53 “when michael streams and his numbers are gonna be like, 10k, 20k....” Michael: *hits 30k”

[@codingwithbobby8340]

hes at 500k now im pretty sure

[@sieurl]

Coding With Bobby viewers??

[@kayoom9613]

@@sieurl Nah those are the followers total

[@usernamealreadytaken9330]

Scarra: Wait i just realized i'm the sole person who hasn't used relationship to get money. Lily: We break up. Michael: And i start dating with Scarra. Scarra: And you just have a sad Lily's face on every thumbnail. Me: Wow ruthless business men and woman.

[@Tebocra]

They could have a love triangle instead

[@xDDufiosy]

WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@JC-0108]

Poki has been dethroned by Business Lily

[@izanagi5136]

Tebocra • EVEN MORE CONTENT!

[@cassandras8797]

55:23 is a moment of pure beauty, the moment he realises he can lampshade his own words, "Are you familiar with Harvey Weinstein?" Toast really is a blessing

[@harley952]

Cassandra Shyu HAGAHA

[@jaypandya913]

OMG I was looking for this time stamp thank you 😊

[@polish_filipino]

1:32 It's funny because didn't Scarra make a bet that lily would be in a relationship by the end of the year. Saying it was "The easiest bet I ever made" Why didn't he expect this???

[@Raezra]

36:39 Micheal looks at him holding Lily's hand and smiles. My heart has officially melted, IT IS MELTED.

[@iliterallycant4670]

Charzar AND 35:57 so fricking cute

[@strawberriescream8389]

I was hunting for this but I knew there was one so I am so happy I found this 🥰🥰it’s so cute

[@polox6571]

Its just part of the contract

[@Deeznutty007]

Cringe

[@jojoba_24]

It really looks put on tbh don't know what you mean

[@madisonbarnicoat3105]

Toast: let’s own people Micheal: not slavery Lily: let’s me take all your money Scarra: it’s not hard to own people if you don’t think of them of people People who OTV could own: I’m not sure if I want to be apart of this anymore

[@ancard3118]

nah, worth it

[@drpibisback7680]

I'd do it. I get to be content and I don't have to have a real job! Like, for a joke I would absolutely play up being a "content slave" so hard. Acting like a butler, fake whip marks, making references to living in the boiler room, just looking like I'm an actual human trafficking victim while the whole crew is like "oh yeah, this is normal." I think that would be hilarious (this is my offer, Offline, take it or leave it).

[@jordanw2396]

you okay there pal?

[@drpibisback7680]

@@jordanw2396 I have a very strange sense of humor.

[@madisonbarnicoat3105]

Thank you is all I have to say just thank you

[@maxie706]

Scarra: *Gets mugged at gunpoint* Scarra: "Thats against the law" Mugger: Oh shit, I didn't know. Runs away. Toast: *Gets mugged at gunpoint* Toast: So anyway... I start blastin'

[@ohjoewell]

Schlatt mugged scarra at gunpoint

[@satostia4653]

Joel Sims I want to know how people would react to this comment and not know jschlatt

[@dylanspor443]

Michael: gets mugged. *the sound of hundreds of drones fills the sky.

[@Rurik_Luci]

My mind has merged the faces of toast and Danny Devito I regret being born

[@knuspyy3072]

Ii

[@richardfirsdon2926]

One time I was going through lily's old stream highlights and one of those reupload channels autoplayed. I was about to dislike and close out of the video but I checked the description and it said "I upload these for people who can't catch the stream. I will never monetise these and I will take them down if asked." I gained a little respect for highlight channels that day.

[@Hidden1000]

I mean..cool story but like a dislike wasn't going to really hurt a channel

[@growsarisupersari4856]

@@Hidden1000 it can hurt people

[@mckennajean4483]

@@growsarisupersari4856 deep

[@zenzonerzz4789]

@@growsarisupersari4856 no not really. Likes and dislikes are for recommending videos. If the video isn't monetized, it won't matter how many views it gets, only the people that search for the video will find it. So it will serve the purpose it was created for.

[@growsarisupersari4856]

@@zenzonerzz4789 i meant it can show a creator a viewer dislike the video

[@HinakoNamikaze]

I just realised they framed a picture of OTV getting tased by Michael and I think that’s the most wholesome shit ever.

[@WorstGenCrypto]

He sent it to them in his video.

[@Big_Pants_]

Look at michaels face when lily is talking about breaking up. That man is so in love it hurts

[@TheMellowNova]

Timestamp?

[@nicoletemple878]

6:56

[@kinevasive1992]

He's freaking tf out at 8:17

[@107frenchy]

"Temmie's diet is better than Lily's diet." Owner of a small doggo, can relate. I worry more about my dog's health vs mine LMAO.

[@Sora-dragneel]

owner of a cat.... can relate.. just some dust inside his ear and im already panicking and considering going to vet..

[@Megasaiyu]

owner of a pomeranian my dog eats better then i ever will

[@SingMeAMelody]

Owner of nothing, can relate, my health is slowly decreasing while I rot away in my room in the basement for no real reason.

[@atsohg3963]

MelodyGames 10 owner of me..... can relate.. just huddled up in the corner of my bed while I slowly start adding “Mc” to everything...

[@goatcat2737]

Us animal owners hold our animals in a much higher regard than ourselves

[@carlwheezer7459]

Michal the whole episode: •_ • • _•

[@MatheusVenti]

Probably relieved, but not exactly sure, that he entered Offline TV without costing a high rate of his income.

[@nigel55555]

@@MatheusVentiwhy's that

[@Animebryan2]

*Michael

[@duncanbeach3750]

Dude hes lowkey the whole damn channel now

[@baconcheese4156]

@@duncanbeach3750 he basically content

[@tomm5663]

These people are so chill I sometimes forget that they’re richer than I’ll ever be in my life

[@wholsomb]

Timestamps: 0:00 - Holding Feet 0:46 - Reechu 3:25 - Clickbait & Views 8:30 - Temmie 9:48 - D&D Campaign 15:39 - China/Coronavirus 16:49 - Stock markets 18:40 - Netflix 19:11 - Stocks 23:53 - Wills 24:35 - Taxes/Money 25:50 - Owning Content Creators 31:41 - Robin Hood 34:30 - Spare Room 35:00 - Owning Content Creators 37:57 - Retirement Streaming 38:23 - Harvey Weinstein 40:05 - Dating for Views 41:21 - Lily & Michael 44:48 - Playlist 49:31 - Social Media Platforms 51:57 - Q&A

[@tsubasssssa]

wholsomb thx, i love u ❤️

[@azzazelynn988]

This episode was wild 🤣 Harvey Weinstein coming outta left field.

[@chieludz]

Thanks m8

[@me6r]

Thx man 🌚

[@honey78665]

God bless you.

[@pringlesthegoose1702]

36:39 michaeel smiling at lily holding his hand

[@_omaradnan]

I'm melting

[@micahbunnol6216]

@@_omaradnan the reaction of Michael when lily let go of his hand uwu

[@_omaradnan]

@@micahbunnol6216 yes

[@joneg7777]

Also 34:27 when Lily pets Michael for mocking Toast's stance

[@bobthebobman7457]

Robin Hood: *robs me* Me: “I’m poor now” Robin Hood: *”Listenhereyoulittleshi-“*

[@nickkk9076]

What does this have to do with the video? I'm kidding this is hilarious.

[@verifiedgentlemanbug]

Lmao!

[@TheMellowNova]

Robin hood: robs me Me: "I'm poor now" Me: *blows up and gets millions of dollars off of views* Otv: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@zander7745]

Robs the rich gives to the poor the poor:IM RICH Robin hood:YOUR WHAT The rich:I'm poor

[@watercat-veki]

Why isnt there spaces? Wth

[@aidandered4473]

Lily, Toast, and Scarra: WE NEED TO JUICE THE HELL OUT OF RELATIONSHIPS FOR MONEY Mykull: Lies and deceit

[@trampoleen8750]

Yes, Michael is an expert in deceives I wan't to be an expert in deceives like him

[@jyosh5909]

indeed, mastering the art of deceives is hard

[@cherboonyt]

Decieve?

[@zrothepangolin]

Aint it suppose to be deceit/s? Oh well just saying xD

[@VetusDea]

y'all out here memeing on "deceives" but "lies and deceives" is just present tense verbs (as in "Michael lies and deceives") ._.

[@americano2424]

“Didn’t code for leap year” “today” Christ this was recorded eons ago

[@ciello1195]

Project A as well

[@rollingkiesel6585]

@Ameiricunt i used that pic too cool to see hit here :)

[@briceboyee8536]

It says recorded March 4th

[@ismailshah8154]

18:44 I trade stocks and Lily made an insane prediction as of the upload date. Netflix in march was at 330 per share and due to all the people who are binging shows in quarantine, the stock has boomed. as of June 20, it is at 450 per share. That's a 25% profit. 100$ per share. Edit: as of jul 10 it goes up to a high of 550

[@colepezacki6117]

Ismail Shah Damn lily should get into stocks

[@lightcuriosity]

them: *starts talking about stocks* lilypichu: aight imma head out

[@MostDefinetlyNotEva]

Offline TV: Starts talking about stonks Lily: Looks awkwardly at camera and goes on their phone

[@ethanheineck1209]

lilypichu: 'and like I read all the ingredients'. Captions: 'and like I beat all the Canadians'.

[@snig2997]

Rip toast

[@luckyrocko]

I’m scared

[@chapa435ify]

"tell me about underage girls" -scarra weinstein 2020

[@SilkfireStudios]

chapa435ify scarrvey weinstein

[@Rockastorm]

Time stamp?

[@Zengu]

Rockastorm gaming 44:52

[@mychaeljones7526]

Fun fact: Harvey Weinstein tested positive for Coronavirus

[@honey78665]

@@mychaeljones7526 as he should but it's probably just fake cuz he wants to get out of the prison. Last month he had an "heart attack" ffs.

[@ReLite_The_Hero]

35:23 lol, I never heard of OfflineTV until Michael joined.

[@Tsukinotaku]

@Novasity Even then you have to be in the Lol community to actually care for most of them...

[@xann2681]

Same

[@flubsdubz6247]

Same

[@Jargebilyer]

Same

[@Animebryan2]

I only found out about them because of LilyPichu

[@voltifer5267]

Alternative title: Scarra and Toast being 3rd and 4th wheel on a bike of love

[@lavender7511]

They should just pull a power move and start dating at this point

[@spookyturbo1618]

Michael talking about new DnD character: "I hate being in pain, so I think I'll make a full defense build" All he needs is a flying turtle but with a straw up its nose.

[@PMakerYT]

Well yes, but I can't imagine him getting the angel ability. The mecha fits perfectly though...

[@endustsyn128]

so he is concealing the hydra or should I say ... Python

[@haganezuka5989]

ummm is this maple reference ?

[@austin5977]

Oh my God I thought this anime wasnt popular good to know it's watched besides me😊

[@grothus00]

Michael's new character is just the chaotic af version of the girl from Bofuri

[@donovanwilson840]

“Money will let me spoil my dog even more” Lily cares more about her dog than I care about myself

[@choul8807]

Dont yeet yourself

[@donovanwilson840]

deee i won’t it’s too much work

[@ciello1195]

Most people care about their dogs more than they care about themselves

[@IssicheaV]

My senior once told me “People who say money can’t buy happiness, that mean they don’t have enough”

[@brey3476]

Your senior needs to teach you proper grammar

[@zuko8687]

Bre Lmfaoo

[@peterjaen3392]

Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone Daugther: 5:12

[@Rayane_zagh]

Lmao

[@lilforehead]

Lol

[@zerenityzerene4410]

Omg 😂

[@elcapydev]

kekd too hard

[@alvarezrodriguez4163]

Oh no😂

[@eggutamaplz]

i just noticed they framed mykull's taser camera photo of them in the background and i love that. may have been up there before but i'm happy i noticed it now!

[@benteunosingko521]

At 44:04, when Lily was gonna say what she dislike about Michael, Michael looked nervous inside, but when Lily said that she ‘dislike’ him for not having flaws, it seems like he was so relieved. Gosh, I love this couple. Stay strong ❤️

[@leexiong5545]

Toast: I am trustworthy. Spends the next 20 minutes telling us how he's going to make money after he retires LOL~

[@Ptatoo]

Scarra: I’m the sole person at this table who hasn’t used a relationship to get money. The $1000 Lily owes him: ...

[@corahelseth8684]

When lily patted Michael on the head and he smiled... my heart 35:57

[@ethanrohr9079]

Misfits: WE TOOK LSD OTV: How to invest money We got to love how gamers r now helping society

[@duvanator873]

Mia Malkovia

[@SS-Woky]

@@duvanator873 i lowkey wanna buy her fleshlight

[@hugonamenlos7218]

@@SS-Woky same

[@jordanw2396]

bro fbi can’t you solve the double homicide case that took out both my parents instead of buying porn tools

[@fataldeadshot1032]

Click: Fresh turned 18!

[@LeakyTrees]

Lily and Michael: **are dating** Toast and Scarra: How can we exploit this for money? EDIT: Yo 3.4k likes. Neat.

[@androgenius_alisa]

Besides the obvious 1k$

[@Ylaiah]

Toast and Scarra and Lily*

[@jimmytemmer9964]

scarra and toast can date and lily nd mykull will double date for $$$$$$$$$$$$$

[@kommo1419]

666th like

[@AnnedolfFrankler911]

Michael: "That's wild!"

[@jerreu7136]

This podcast could just be that villian conversation in a movie lol

[@ameeenma]

some of my fav reechu moments 35:59 THAT SMILE 36:31 cuties laughing omg 36:41 Mykull smiling at their intertwined hands oh god im so lonely

[@midnight990]

Bruh same

[@Chipcats]

I love it so much I have a problem

[@habibiii4126]

Can someone please explain the mykull meme I don't get it

[@teimokauppa3896]

Im lonely too

[@FoolIbidy]

@Tycat man I feel you

[@Heartsprovide]

THE CONTENT MACHINE THE CLICKBAIT MASTERS amazing

[@Yoseb7]

the masterbaiters

[@georgesheng5500]

You could say they're masterbaiters

[@Belle-wv3dq]

Yoseb um that’s interesting...

[@morty_as8144]

@@georgesheng5500 wait no...

[@dtl5gaming530]

Bruh

[@bonotbow]

title: richu!!1!😻😻 actual episode: stonks

[@All54321]

Seems accurate.

[@Nicolas-th2gb]

seems legit

[@GeniusLad32]

"are you familiar with Harvey Weinstein?" is maybe the greatest line uttered by any OTV member ever

[@kylanharding3431]

36:40 Mykull looks at him and Lily's hands and smiles that's so cute

[@duck-ew5zs]

34:27 Lily wanted to hit Michael but she just pats him on the head instead.

[@shinkinshin001119]

I personally watch Michael Reeves and Lilypichu content, scouring to watch something about Michael since he doesn't upload often. I can easily say that there have been three types of channels: one that is transformative enough to have their own little twist (only seen two videos of those), the second are the ones that do take VODS and does some cuts but doesn't benefit from it since they don't put ads, and the third is the ones like SoLo that steal clips/VODS and puts ads on them.

[@HinakoNamikaze]

Arcade and SoLo still puts his shitty little intro in the front.

[@Zysperro]

Holy, I just thought about SoLo! Saying a few words in the beginning of the video doesn't transform content/make it better, in fact it makes it worse, you Indian fuck.

[@someonefromsomewhere1009]

I can't really think of any that are transformative but I don't think they monetise it so that's at least ok

[@Zysperro]

@@someonefromsomewhere1009 some are trying to do subtitles like in Lily's videos, at least.

[@tanishqpathak1880]

Solo has been doing it before reechu happened frizen was doing the same before he got the offline tv and friends channel

[@waterymelon9640]

Ngl, these guys kinda have me sold on selling myself to OTV.

[@Sroddd]

Watery Melon same, I wouldn’t mind lol

[@charitywilliams9543]

Watery Melon why is this me lmao they seem fun to hang out with but then again I have nothing to contribute.

[@capkenway]

yeah why not they are trustworthy people

[@imchrisu]

Same honestly.

[@waterymelon9640]

@hachiroku907 I would let the ASIAN Harvey Weinstein me

[@BoolinInTheFranxx]

imagine you walk in and toast just asks if you agree with "owning" people and are familiar with harvey weinstein like at 55:24

[@iamkeyboard242]

I just realized they framed Michael's picture that he took with the TENS units

[@Rob-yu6tk]

ra ra the g

[@luryas626]

"It's only a problem as long as you think of them as people" -Scarra, 2020 argumenting for slavery

[@refboarder8]

Toast: "when it dies down" Fans: CRACKHEAD CRACKHEAD CRACKHEAD

[@Dylan-bc2po]

The horror in Michaels eyes at 24:12 when he realizes he should make a will because of all the dangerous shit he is doing is priceless yet horrifying.

[@malfunction_lol]

Toast: *starts talking about stocks* Lily: *takes phone out*

[@mootser8486]

This sounds like the beginning of when Toast thought about the OTV Mafia.

[@zakiyo6109]

I see a patern here

[@akimie3169]

The beginning of the Comfy Cartel

[@RachelledelaRosa]

The best stocks to invest in are homie stocks

[@suckanegg69]

-homie stocks- *HomieCoins*

[@MeatCreamer]

Oh we homiestock those

[@Itzyahbo1]

We homie stock those

[@joeshhigginson2640]

I like beef stock

[@sunkhan]

THOSE ONES WE HOMIE STOCK

[@dyderikm5819]

Mykull: I dont wanna get hit so i'll put all my points into defense Everyone: I'd watch that anime

[@bananajohnson3811]

Bofuri!!!!!!!!! It already exists

[@DelinaX]

@@bananajohnson3811 I think that was the point of the comment

[@calmest9741]

is that shield hero or something else im forgetting

[@jlcjlc1116]

@@calmest9741 its differrent, search bofuri muse asia here in youtube

[@AdrianNgHoYin]

Banana Johnson r/whoooooooosh

[@gloru3707]

The lyrics “just stay comfy” now has a whole new meaning

[@oreem7124]

lmaooooo

[@nommysushi]

I just enjoyed watching Michael sit there in silence most of the time but his expressions spoke louder than words lol.

[@DiPradi]

"they say money can't buy happiness, I disagree" lily spitting some facts

[@miexan21]

Like Eminem said Money will buy Crazy Ass Happiness ! 😂

[@borpie]

I disagree

[@NasTalkz]

They're doing such a great job at keeping they're relationship from interfering with the team's goals

[@capkenway]

Micheal:(in his head while they are talking about they being trustworthy people) Lies and Deceit

[@ureka5135]

An alternative is: Nightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmare

[@cranberrytea1974]

“oh Scarra wanna hear about our DND campaign?” *aggressive sigh from Michael and Toast*

[@BeneAkaGlyon]

57:32 Holy shit that didnt aged well XD

[@ashton6477]

41:25 Lily's change in tone lmao

[@thetsubamehub2139]

8:30 Micheal: “THOSE PEOPLE ARE WRONG BECAUSE HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO BUY TAZERS?!”

[@jimmothy8971]

8:30 “they say money can’t buy happiness” that’s true, it can only rent happiness

[@Amerplaygames]

"What stops a bad guy with gun? A good guy with a gun!" - DisguisedToast, 2020

[@alexthomas6602]

Or a bad guy not having a gun

[@Tunkkis]

This, but unironically.

[@Tunkkis]

@@alexthomas6602 No.

[@alexthomas6602]

@@Tunkkis Australia disagrees

[@lucaskoosa1198]

Alex Thomas myself included

[@wessltov]

Alternate title: "BULLYING LILYPICHU" Would generate just as many views

[@aowrot3864]

That's just any vid with michael in it

[@wessltov]

@@aowrot3864 Well, yes, anything including Michael is guaranteed to lead to the bullying of Lily at this point, but he's not the only one who can bully her :D

[@davidfrancis6727]

What I need to know is; has Lilly cured Michael's obsession with "youtube buddies"?

[@kharidian4993]

" The goverment is taking half of my tendy" NOT EVEN THE GOVERNMENT CAN TAKE MY CHICKEN TENDIES

[@skidooqt]

34:29 Lily: _thinks_ Should I- no, I'll stroke him *_strokes with malfunctions_*

[@agfd5659]

So funny!

[@Patrick-ze4ei]

My mind went the complete orher directing while reading this

[@Patrick-ze4ei]

Skidoo QT sue me for having different thoughts

[@urislife8817]

Tbh I only found out about offline is because of mykell and Lily😃 they're the best and cutest couple on KZbin.

[@itz_me_johnnny7504]

True, but married couple has to go back to pewds and Marzia

[@TPK_MAKG]

@@itz_me_johnnny7504 yessir

[@ckv954]

Time stamps: 00:28 Toast intros 00:41 Milly / Reeeeeechu (vote in the comments) and how they revealed their relationship 3:36 explanation behind this video’s thumbnail and how everyone is clickbaiting Nightmare Boi 6:30 Scarra hasn’t squeezed money out of a relationship 6:52 Who would Scarra be paired with for max revenue 7:35 Breakup vids on KZbin 8:30 Money can buy happiness and Lily’s motivation, Temmie 9:49 DnD campaign 15:40 “Hey are you from China?” and Coronavirus 16:51 Stonks and Corona Virus, stocks are gambling (RIP Lily in this section) 22:36 Lily starts speaking on the topic of stocks 22:53 Would you put each other in your wills? 25:08 The rich vote for Trump and you’re rich now Lily 25:39 Toast wants OfflineTV to *O W N* streamers and Lily will help. They’re all *trust worthy* people. 40:56 Lily is a scammer 41:22 Lily, what’s your favorite thing about Michael? 41:52 Michael, what’s your favorite thing about Lily? 42:06 Least favorite things about each other 43:24 What do you like and dislike about their relationship Toast? 44:25 hand holding session in Coronavirus time 44:49 Playlist Live, “it’s amazing how awful it was.” Michael has some amazing descriptions 49:31 Do you feel left out of newer social media? 52:00 Question time 52:13 What’s your lives as normal people who stream like? You have no privacy 55:50 What do you do off stream and how much time do you have? 57:08 Closing and slavery ad?

[@ckv954]

Cedar Tallman no problem mate, hope you enjoy

[@caramel_rxse3951]

Thank you

[@TheMistOfThePast]

Lmao

[@SerjEpic]

As a finance major the stock segment was funny Edit: i also loved Toast and Scarra's conversion about otv future business ventures.

[@ccost]

0:22 when michael says "yes" there is so much tension lmao

[@mattiloponen92]

Michael joining actually boosted OTV so frigging much. The monthly views skyrocketed.

[@Tizjiz]

He’s the Green Ranger.

[@WorstGenCrypto]

@@Tizjiz ...