OFFLINETV DOES A LIE DETECTOR TEST

Everything about Michael was false
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#OfflineTV #LieDetector

[@gameovervirus2384]

“I literally don’t give a shit about Harry Potter” -Harry Potter

[@sebjink.9037]

Now THAT'S a comment I can behind

[@roblob6103]

XD

[@microwavedcheese]

Correction -Phillipino Harry Potter

[@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837]

@@microwavedcheese correction ~3'4 Hawaiian Filipino Harry Putangina

[@microwavedcheese]

@@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837 👌

[@ComicalCow]

"Do you find Michael attractive?" Lily: "I'm not answering this." I never noticed it until now

[@roomba.]

@Ezekiel Hinson lmao

[@gojosatoru3336]

Is michael legit 12 or this is a meme i miss

[@ComicalCow]

@@gojosatoru3336 Lol, no hes like 25 but he looks like he is 12

[@oaf6146]

@@ComicalCow isn't he like 22?

[@mimisezlol]

@@oaf6146 he's like 22

[@mysticwolf1358]

michael could successfully lie about doing crack but couldn’t lie about his feelings for lily

[@joneg7777]

That's romantic in sociopath

[@noscw]

How do you know he lied about crack

[@rodenjaldinhartsough5739]

@@noscwthat’s what I’m saying

[@RaawHax]

"Have you ever had a fantasy about Fed." Michael: "Yes" - about tazing the shit out of him lol

[@iceprism9388]

Underated

[@AmericanCaesarian]

That’s every fantasy he had (idk about the one with lily though lol)

[@chansdevon9443]

Yesssssss

[@disneydork100]

I imagine Lily’s fantasy was similarly about tazing the shit out of him.

[@CallMeVidd]

“Do you think Michael’s attractive?” Lily: “I’m not answering that” “Do you have a crush on anyone” Michael: “no” *lie* Huh

[@DeadLog]

That was like the only one that was a lie for Michael right?

[@All54321]

minen creepers There were a few lies

[@willmarazita3189]

thats a lie

[@SeriFabz1323]

@@willmarazita3189 LMAO 😭

[@RaffiMiah]

You can think someone is attractive and not have a crush on them.

[@annika178]

"Lily do you think you'll be in a relationship by the end of the year" Lily: "no" Michael: "im about to end her whole career"

[@CardSearcher911]

Funny enough he improved her career because he is the content in her vods and some streams.

[@CardSearcher911]

Yes, I know it was a joke.

[@annika178]

CardSearcher911 💀

[@flyte707]

that was all the information he needed 😄

[@chunkle5655]

"I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move"

[@seensomewhere]

when Lily was asked ‘whether she would be in a relationship this year’, Poki and Michael shared a little glance at each other.......

[@marleyyes]

Woow true she so knew lmao

[@dalinaa5386]

@Faith Lovegrove did u mean liberty? If so it was lily's and her ex Albert's ship name

[@zer0g140]

Poki looked at Michael like she knew but i think Michael was just looking at scarra

[@sneakingcian7393]

I mean they got together publicly in less than a month after this video

[@wasimgamer1364]

which time?

[@Darius7214]

Everyone: Dying of laughter Examiner: -_-

[@mistifi9569]

4:55

[@caerulemusic]

f7

[@Geck0GC]

"Do you have a crush on anyone" Michael "no" "huge lie" Cute.

[@gerard7407]

And they ask lily if she think Michael is attractive and she responded with "I'm not answering that"

[@sachi126]

@@gerard7407 yeah cuz if she answered that the ships would come even harder when they weren’t dating so that’s why

[@sachi126]

I forgot to add that’s what I think and what I’m guessing not a complete answer

[@MrVacca]

“He believes it but he’s wrong” Quote of the day

[@Zuignap]

such a good quote, I'm going around saying it to random people and they all think it's a very good quote

[@bulldust1195]

My family says they will if they get rid of a certain greedy player

[@isaiah7267]

@@bulldust1195 you have to be more specific

[@blazewalker7313]

John was straight Trolling them with some of these lol

[@scott.727]

Mr. Vacca “liberty” better

[@joshu1918]

Despite how much I love the video Lie detectors aren’t actually capable of detecting a lie, they detect sweat, your pulse, and a few other things. I think Michael actually knew this looking at his consistent facial expressions ( he’s trying to stay perfectly still and calm ) Fun fact: a lot of criminals have actually successfully passed a lie detector test because they knew how to keep their cool.

[@meyeneetuks4680]

Right that wut i thought too. You can totally trick a lie detector

[@corb805]

Yeah but it is still difficult, especially without practice

[@roben3957]

True 👍

[@yikes6613]

Facts

[@riswald2723]

@@corb805 yeah but its easy af to trip it accidentally and give a false positive

[@Swaggingdaily]

“Do you do crack?” “Of course” “Truth” LMAO

[@ryancampbell6532]

The lie detector only detects changes in heart rate when they get asked the question so if it spikes they lied or if it stays flat he is telling truth Michael probably knew this so he tried to play the machine by staying calm

[@SeraphOC]

That right there is proof that lie detectors can be fooled if you keep your cool.

[@breawen]

@@SeraphOC so. are you saying that... Michael never really did crack... before?😳

[@SeraphOC]

@@breawen Oh, I'm not proving or disproving it, I'm just saying that because last I checked, crack is illegal

[@MesaGaming]

"Do you think Yvonne is always mad" "Yes" Yvonne gets mad.

[@hellothere4378]

>Tsun

[@Rei_XXii]

*troglodyte screaming*

[@ragemadd6340]

she's like Nani!!!

[@radioraccon9054]

"Do you think scarra is attractive?" 9:11 Scarra looks so happy

[@Kirbyle7]

"Do you smoke crack?" "Yes." "True." He is indeed the master of lies and deceit.

[@samuelszabo5006]

yes also are we jsut gonna let that go

[@crimson3970]

Kirby Le or maybe he just smokes crack

[@SilverTheGreatX]

Perhaps.... Or perhaps not, and we were fooled twice

[@AoiYukinoMisharu]

At the beginning he was like Azula, just... lying with no remorse.

[@sigal5542]

Does he tho really? I heard some shit about him being arrested or something like that

[@marilindsey865]

I love how the examiner is in EVERY single KZbinrs lie detector tests. And still manages to keep a straight face the whole time. I swear the same examiner was in all types of KZbinrs lie detector test, hes everywhere.

[@Bubbline13]

He’s an absolute legend

[@gwaffles1039]

He didn't get a girlfriend, but he did get canceled.

[@user-kx8pu6ys5i]

Pog

[@gliderman9302]

Poor guy died of gf starvation

[@irayena]

@@Abigart69 look it up

[@itsmrdante6274]

@@irayena what do I look up?

[@irayena]

@@itsmrdante6274 fedmyster allegations or fedmyster and pokimane/yvonne drama

[@macncheese137]

I think this proves that Michael had a crush on Lily first-

[@arthuredington6171]

Michael Reeves: " That's objectively not true."

[@tasie8352]

It's really cute how he loves her tho

[@kayoom9613]

@@tasie8352 In a violent side of a person, there is always a softer side.

[@kamikaze1970]

Though I’m pretty sure lily likes Michael during then because of “Do you think Michael is attractive” “I’m not answering”

[@dumacc218]

@@kamikaze1970 “do you have a crush on anyone” Lily said no and it was true-

[@jackalamdari6634]

They made this random guy “John” have control of the lie detector because they know Michael was going to turn it into some sadistic torture interrogation machine

[@joshuarodriguez5478]

Jack Alamdari no lie, going into this video I thought that’s what it was 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[@ganbarebeam1728]

whenever someone lies, they get tazed

[@obsidianskin9502]

john isn't random he famous

[@joosterrr]

Johns been in the try guys and guaranteed more you tubers lie detector vids

[@yummy2taps716]

@@joosterrr David dobriks

[@BeloJel0]

Scarra: do you think guys are more attractive with glasses? Poki: personally, yes Me looks over to Lilly and remembers that Poki had a gay fantacy about someone in the house.

[@kaziahreed4255]

That was sooo... I love this comment so much.

[@anunimates_2690]

ONFG LMAOAkj

[@biaxolotl5171]

if anyone in OT, poki is the by far the most gay and I expect her to come out as bi any day now

[@shoto42]

@@biaxolotl5171 bro fucking same, be like “WELCOME TO THE CLUB” but if she isn’t I get that it’s joke and respect that she isn’t lgbtq

[@zacyquack]

@@biaxolotl5171 assuming people’s sexualities. Kinda cringe bruv

[@user-kh9dl2nf5q]

The fact that John kept a straight face like a statue even tho he did some funny shit.

[@dhma2343]

A re mparmpagiannh esu kai ta english jokes sou:}

[@ikindadrawstuff]

“Do you think you’ll be in a relationship by the end of this year?” Lily: “no” *truth* 16 days later: *starts dating Michael*

[@stanleyjiang2244]

Wait, fr?

[@Kyoushii]

@@stanleyjiang2244 Bro where have you been this hole time? They have been dating for like 2 months

[@ikindadrawstuff]

Stanley Jiang fr, my dude

[@nerdsearch4329]

I guess that was a fucking lie- Tyler the creator

[@ikindadrawstuff]

😂

[@snowycavern3312]

Fed to Michael:"Do you have a crush on anyone" Michael:No John:*Lie* *FORESHADOWING INTENSIFIES*

[@nicorossvergara4064]

and when Michael asked Lily if she had a crush on anyone

[@thatguy4996]

and also he doesnt hope Lily dies so he could get Temmie and she said ghats cute. Also he said he had a fantasy with someone in Otv. Last thing: Lily didnt answer when asked if she thinks Michael is attractive

[@manydoorsedboy6579]

Thus proving he liked Lily first.

[@defiantbryant6263]

@@nicorossvergara4064 It was fed asking btw

[@partypoison8476]

Its so interesting to see Lily and Michael's complicated relationship here being hinted at and blossoming. I can imagine what every member was thinking whenever the convo is about the two of them

[@progunantilife4777]

"Yvonne do you love me?" "No." "True" Couldnt have aged worse lmao

[@lowselfworth]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@drakashrakenburgproduction5369]

I was like "gee I wonder why?".

[@Wolfsins]

@@drakashrakenburgproduction5369 jazz hands XD

[@Abigart69]

why what happened

[@crypticutopia7228]

@@Abigart69 Fedmyster kinda got kicked out of OfflineTV due to sexually harassing poki and Yvonne

[@nexal8109]

John: do you like to hurt and bring despair on people? Michael: *sweats aggressively*

[@borpie]

Nah Michael would proudly say "HELL YA I DO!"

[@bgttgb100]

@@borpie and it would be true

[@drdandy5680]

Michael: yes without a doubt

[@nexal8109]

John: do you want to use temmi as a experimental pet for your next video? Michael: 0-0 “I have never thought about that!” Lie detector: lies Lily: TF u were thinking about using temmi as a experiment pet?! Michael: no Lie detector: lies

[@benr.3565]

WHY WAS THIS NOT A QUESTION?

[@Escanor-fj7dv]

Scarra: do you think Yvonne is always mad? Michael: yes *yvonne gets mad in confusion*

[@Grombo79]

It's a positive feedback loop. She gets mad because he thinks she's always mad, then realizes that getting mad only proves the point, then she's mad that she can't get mad about michael thinking she's always mad.

[@nguyenhoangminhtrung2779]

@@Grombo79 madception

[@fgialcgorge7392]

Lily saying Scarra is attractive and his face is the most wholesome thing I could imagine for any of them because I guarantee you he still remembers she said that even if she doesn't still believe it. For a guy, especially guys who don't get compliments often, you hold onto that moment forever and remember the feeling, you feed off the confidence it once gave you because it may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you or about you even if it is indirect.

[@agent2597]

“Yvonne do you love me?” “No” Good baseline bud, it’s ok, gotta make sure the equipment’s working

[@Contade06]

Respect to the guy that brought the lie detector, he didn’t smile once.

[@user-pp8xl6eg6z]

ZoroDac 06 yes

[@randomizedcontent9461]

He’s dead inside

[@insertwittynamehere587]

“Margo Robbie wants my knobbie” - John quote

[@keiruuh]

I feel like he has a dark secret

[@pooperdooper3576]

"His name is john."

[@kissarmin7130]

Looking back at this knowing what Fed did is awkward as fuck

[@Tunchai]

What did he do

[@kollanata.620]

@@Tunchai sexual assault on pretty much everyone in the house

[@pia1945]

Dude I think about how Yvonne said no when everyone asked if she liked it when they enter her room she probably was scared all the time about the fact it might be Fed :(

[@cade2561]

Yeaj, he’s a creep. All he keep asking is if the gitls have a crush on him. Damn weirdo

[@antifreeze3526]

nem tudom olvastad e a dossziét amit kirakott a pali, elég sok mindent elmagyaráz. nem akkora geci csak nagyon lejáratták

[@larkaltaccount2654]

Micheals test was most interesting to me because it reminds me a lot of interviews/interrogations with people deemed insane. Short blunt honest answers that dont sugar coat anything, no self preservation, just truth.

[@ruhenshamraaj8728]

Because that is how you pass those tests, even if the answer is inaccurate. You can be lying your ass off but it will not show you are lying if you are confident.

[@davidalsobrooks135]

"Lily, do you think you'll be in a relationship by the end of the year" "No" whelp

[@chaelleeyang2647]

Hahahaha was gonna say the same thing

[@vermont6260]

Scarra got that easy dough

[@Pwnerz36]

It's like when they asked Michael if he has a crush on anyone big lie 😂

[@im_ann_apple4435]

6:12 - 6:26 Scarra: "Do you hope Lily dies so you can get Temmie?" Michael: "Yes." John: "That's a lie" Everyone: "Aww" Lily: "That's cute." Michael: "That I hope you don't die?" Lily: "Yeah" Michael: "Alright." Fed: "Do you have a crush on anyone?" Michael: "No." John: "Big lie." Hearing the news and rewatching this now, i love every single bit of it.

[@im_ann_apple4435]

7:39 !!! - 7:47 Fed: "Do you think Lily is a good influence for you?" Michael: " No. Bad person. Bad, bad person. Bad. Nightmare. Bad person." John: "Lie."

[@skidooqt]

Michael is the only person who truthfully said that: • He has a crush on someone; • Been in a fantasy; • And did crack. The true *Lad of OTV*

[@rikaaracc]

Poki: I dont like Fed! I'm not even kidding! John: *appears from the shadows on stream* That's a lie.

[@Zhajn]

well to be fair, John mentioned that movement makes the machine give a lie reaction. she did move a lot With that being said, I still think she was lying

[@aloma2633]

After seeing Reckful podcast with Poki and know she reject $3 million deal you will understand "is not about the money"

[@Zhajn]

@@aloma2633 I didn't see that podcast, so she was offered a $3 million dollar deal and she rejected it? or did she say she "would" reject it? because saying it and actually doing it are very different things.

[@rojay90]

not releveant but 2000th like

[@zora2532]

I love scarra’s happy face after being complimented 9:11

[@Peppermations]

Lily: "Scarra and me made a bet that if I don't have a relationship by the end of this year, he's gonna give me 1000 dollars. It's the easiest money I've ever made." *Literally 2 fucking weeks later*

[@bean3243]

Lily: "Easiest money I've ever made." Michael: Not if I can help it.

[@hellothere7389]

Lily better have paid scarra his money now

[@confidentidiot1431]

Honestly this video is so much cuter after I found out that my boi michel did the deed

[@russiank9802]

@@confidentidiot1431 he what

[@okwut6377]

@@confidentidiot1431 tell us

[@stikcynikcy6559]

RussianK he is dating lily

[@cktvede287]

Can we just talk about how Michael got the detector to read truth when he answered yes to doing crack

[@emnems_5982]

LIES AND DECEIT

[@heroas10]

If you believe it hard enough it becomes the truth.

[@danielyaffe8082]

Its called Movie Magic

[@MewsDabest]

He jokes about it so much that his body has no reaction to it anymore so its not going to sense a lie, lie detectors aren't 100%.

[@fhdang8978]

cktvede that’s private info the fbi will be at your door tomorrow please don’t fight them

[@muffingod2136]

“Do you have a crush on anyone” Lily: no “True” Michael: 👁👄👁 💧

[@zzzeniii]

watching all of these old videos makes so much sense that fed is actually a predator

[@Arkets]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@milo5315]

I was looking for this comment, it's kind of painful to watch with that context

[@kainna1537]

“He believes that but he is wrong” this guy made my week

[@PomuLeafEveryday]

Kevin Alao John for OfflineTV lmao

[@mremerald4013]

When

[@billydakid3]

this is also the only time i saw this man change his expression in this video

[@kainna1537]

billydakid3 you can see the disappointment on his face :v

[@i_have_yd6479]

@@billydakid3 this is the first time I've seen him change his expression in any video I've seen of him. Even when he said he'd kill ned lol

[@Monkeyz727Awzome]

I love how when Michael lies he's just as surprised as everyone else

[@tejacube8373]

I feel like in some of his 'true' answers he actually lied but he has gotten so good at it that the detector didn't detect it.

[@patrykjanas3182]

@@tejacube8373 I mean he spent a decent amount of time on mastering lies and deception so it'd make sense

[@Outwardpd]

Lol that is because moving is an autofail for the question and they didn't seem to try and prevent it because it is just for a funny video.

[@babablap]

It's because lie detectors don't work.

[@byakurenhoujuu]

Probably because lie detectors have the accuracy of a blind shooter.

[@hopegrace1535]

Knowing what we know about Fed now, this makes me so uncomfortable and sad for them

[@imjoshhru]

I just started watching Offline TV and didn't even know about the Fed shit until today. He instantly gave me an off vibe after the first vid I saw him in Just something about him didn't feel right and after finding this all out today, I'm not entirely surprised

[@billydouglass9112]

Why what happened

[@yolomcswagmuffins6574]

​@@billydouglass9112He touched Yvonne (and I believe Lily once) inappropriately on multiple occasions when he was drunk

[@wpvideos1967]

@@yolomcswagmuffins6574 Poki as well unfortunately

[@elfiii_]

That's exactly how I felt watching this, especially with just how many questions were related to being attracted to him.

[@Ebby-db6cv]

Michaels smile when he said lie for the crush one🥹

[@mooncide_]

I cant believe they got the legendary John to do this lol

[@BennyBrown00]

unovatrainerwhite // who the fuck is John. That’s the most NA name I’ve literally ever heard 😂 I really do live under a rock 🥺

[@cheekbonetombstone4712]

@@BennyBrown00 he's done lie director tests for a ton of famous people (YT and TV)

[@aaronzhuo909]

he’s the David Dobrik dude

[@moonlightkayla4903]

RIGHT!!

[@OfflineTV]

we dont mess around

[@thedogthatcandraw]

lily saying she doesn’t have a crush Micheal: critical hit

[@exginger528]

Alternatively, a really hard giveaway was when she answered yes to Scarra being attractive, but then avoided the question of Mykull being attractive. Honestly, this was a bigger hint than any polygraph test.

[@ohcool8314]

@@exginger528 oop

[@tylerphipps5295]

It not hard to fake the test they work of of heart rate so as long as you stay come and think it's true the test will say it is even if its not

[@tiosbtr]

well yea, when fed asked if she thought Michael was attractive she said she doesn’t want to answer the question.

[@enpen8743]

You writing Micheal: Critical hit

[@prrrismo]

Michael lying about having a crush on someone (6:23) followed by Lily not having a crush on anyone (8:58) broke my heart

[@experwt2700]

"Do you think that you're gonna be in a relationship this year?" Lily: "Uh, no" about a couple of days after this video has been posted: Lily: Around the February 21, 2020, fellow OTV member LilyPichu confirmed that Reeves and her were dating, telling her stream viewers he was her Valentine's Day call and asking him out in the process. Since then, she has confirmed this several times in her other streams.

[@wees1464]

i think we're all underestimating the sense of humor on the lie detector guy

[@i_barely_noah1065]

Indeed

[@user-kz6zz6xz6z]

Yeah

[@prasadsanket7]

👍 , true

[@lettuce6214]

John needs a KZbin channel

[@toast4747]

@Nondairy7 My Lost Brotha

[@smw_marytime6692]

It’s counted as a lie when your heartbeat goes up, so I think when Michael was asked if he liked them, he didn’t lie, his heartbeat just went up because Lily was talking to him

[@AG4me42]

This is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever heard

[@sunsetskye483]

In that case, it'd look like I was lying about everything lol

[@gangstapenguin7877]

This is cute but there's more than just heartbeat. For example, i know sweat levels are one of them too

[@abbasturd]

@@gangstapenguin7877 That’s really bad then, I have really sweaty hands.

[@dumacc218]

Nahhh his heart skipped a beat otherwise it would detect his increased heartbeat

[@NotFlip]

4:46 "Do you think guys are more attractive with glasses?" Pokimane: yes. Simps: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@eragonshadeslayer9184]

If he is a professional he should know that when someone is laughing or doing any activity that makes your heart rate spike he shouldn’t say if something is a truth or a lie because the results get skewed. It’s the same reason that most lie detector can’t be used in court because they aren’t accurate, people get stressed or laugh and there’s big spikes in heart rate

[@tooopi.7993]

Michael's next idea: A lie detector that tazes you when you lie.

[@1ndiasmusic]

That's what I was hoping for

[@claramercadal2863]

I thought this was what the video was about when I clicked xD

[@ttpteqi9912]

stolen

[@clearskiesmovieproject4685]

Stop feeding his fetish lmao.

[@banananatto5555]

That might actually be the greatest invention in human history where do i sign the petition

[@beansupplier1786]

Person: tries to defend self Guy: that's a lie

[@bagofmarbles4857]

“HiS NaMe Is JoHn”-LILUPICHU-SAMA

[@bingus6869]

John Grogan.

[@swiftcactus1675]

His name is John damnit!

[@asherkendall7446]

Michel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: a literally don't give a shit about harry potter...(long wait) john:True

[@ravenartistofficial]

Did anyone else get really weird vibes from any episode with Fed in it? I dunno why but I started watching this channel recently and every time that guy is shown on camera I just feel wrong...

[@zdemonguy8712]

I know what fed did was inexcusable and horrible but can we please just not hate on past fed you know before he did all the screwed up stuff

[@milanddangol210]

Yes

[@gliderman9302]

I think he got too gf deprived

[@SomeRandomJackAss]

That examiner guy was so stone faced and serious the whole time, but still had excellent comedic timing.

[@kodascott1415]

Obama

[@jomo3480]

He made the video

[@dwaynebarackjohnson6002]

@@kodascott1415 yes?

[@eternalreality3260]

The best comedians don’t laugh at their own jokes.

[@jarheadjlm364]

in a past video he said he hates lies from i think buzz feed hired him

[@sbald290]

Lily: "If i don't have a relationship by the end of this year, he's gonna give me a 1000 dollars, it's the easiest money i've ever made" Michael: "HEELLOOOOO GUYS I DO CRACK" Lily: "Nice"

[@philippeprevost9849]

Lily:Da muscle compel me

[@wildmoose3979]

Michael: I do crack Lily: Rose's are red Slaves get whipped We are in A *RELATIONSHIP*

[@ayy-drienproductions7221]

@@wildmoose3979 Edit this to say cream please

[@Internetprolet1312]

Hey what was 15:02 all about? I haven’t been around to long so I don’t know what they mean.

[@Slobzz]

@@Internetprolet1312 otv ship (online tv ship) they are asking which one flopped the hardest

[@inkyvoids]

the fed questions felt super uncomfy dude

[@klutzyjoke9135]

AWWW MICHAEL AND LILY HAD CRUSHES ON EACHOTHER AT THIS TIME SO CUTE

[@umairrana2821]

To Michael: Do you think you’re the smartest person in offline tv? He *IS* the smartest person in offline tv

[@dazzledchapsticks]

No, He's THE smartest

[@axtra9561]

@@dazzledchapsticks thats the same fucking thing

[@zahed5556]

IQ points fosho , wisdom wise it's Scarra fosho

[@jimquim1574]

@@dazzledchapsticks because of crack

[@gamebow9630]

wasn't his old job something to do with the department of defence

[@JuneNafziger]

Michael was able to ace it because he kept calm, implying he already has experience with a polygraph, implying he's been arrested for crimes serious enough to be subjected to a polygraph test.

[@warcrabs]

Linus Nafziger some people are just really good at cheating in polygraph tests.

[@akroplex699]

There are these famous serial killers who have figured out the polygraph test and managed to bypass their crimes.

[@doubledare7736]

Linus Nafziger nasa worker he is

[@FrostDzNz]

Knowing him he bought a cheap one to mess around with or studied one for a robot idea a while ago

[@xnightmarezz6930]

@@akroplex699 that's nice to know I guess

[@lucolucky8196]

The dude that was making the lies and truths thingy Was so emotionless

[@tjtomax]

Fed in any video for otv did not age well

[@sks220]

I loves John's 'done with their shit' expressions but also the fact that he's playing along and making jokes while holding said expression.

[@lewiserox]

"He believes that's but he's wrong" had me chuckling

[@williamcarr8234]

I can't help but feel like it's staged so everyone can ship whatever and it makes an interesting idea

[@lukeprescott5649]

I think he was the same guy that did it for the try guys

[@ZakCheshire]

@@williamcarr8234 lie detector tests actually detect stress, which usually coincides with lies but not always. Also lily made it clear that not everything in the video was true

[@Cami-wd4rw]

@@ZakCheshire yeah cause they fd up when they hit up a John which has been doing polygrapher for very long.

[@kjartannn]

Michael is a demonstration that lie detectors can easily be bypassed

[@CreamyX_x]

As hissfcdaskkkkkjah

[@TheStarsofhell27]

I for one whole heartedly thinks he smokes crack tho

[@Dryphu]

Well Acne is a sign of hard drug use so....

[@wesdy517]

@@Dryphu damn I must do a lot of drugs

[@CardSearcher911]

Not easily. I'm certain his believes that he smokes crack becuase he's used the joke so much to the point where he considers it to he true. It all depends on what you yourself believe. This is why John said that while Fed truly believes the Cowboys will make it to the Super Bowl he's wrong.

[@woodsydayz4361]

jokes on him 2021 was not his year

[@bedwarschaos4472]

I love how everybody is laughing their heads off while the examiner is just sitting there without the slightest change in his facial expression

[@AdrianoASGomes]

"Have you ever had a fantasy with anyone here?" Everyone: *NO* Michael: *Y E S* That's why I respect that guy.

[@jphininzy9058]

True

[@sakuyaizayoi8946]

*_Did You Plot To Kill Anyone In Here Michael?_* *_Michael:Depends On Context_*

[@iscream9365]

but he did say he doesnt give a damn about harry potter so that hurts me a bit

[@MewsDabest]

@@iscream9365 no one should give a shit about Harry Potter the dumb bitch ruined it

[@MewsDabest]

@TehFinalBrick exactly

[@259amvibesngl4]

Do you have a crush on anyone Lily: no Michael: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move

[@madvlogs9792]

You just copied that from so pussy

[@lolvap1637]

@@madvlogs9792 your toxic

[@MistahDbike]

@@lolvap1637 you're*

[@lolvap1637]

@@MistahDbike thank you

[@lolvap1637]

@Ethan Nance amazing I couldn't say it better myself

[@skylofter6840]

first this video got uh awkward after the whole fed thing then now this video got awkward over the whole lie detector guy being a fraud thing this video really cant take a break huh shame cause its actually not that bad of a vid

[@demodemon8940]

"Do you have a crush on anyone?" Michael: "No" Internal Michael: "Yes Yes Yes YES!" And then Lily having that bet with Scara, only to ask Michael out 9 days after this video comes out

[@Kakali45]

Scarra: Do you think you're gonna be in relationship this year? Lily: No Michael: **Giorno's theme starts playing**

[@nicholastolentino5676]

I, Michael reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, had a dream, to hold lily's hand

[@ghiaccioiced]

@Nicholas Tolentino Killer Queen has already touched Lily’s hand (also Kira’s hand fetish xD)

[@nicholastolentino5676]

@@ghiaccioiced Shit STAR PLATINUM ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!

[@lewdgod6342]

I have found my people

[@konokadachi6493]

Ah yes.... KINGU CURIMSON

[@chromatique_music]

Michael: hates Harry Potter Also Michael: looks exactly like him

[@heymemesaregreat551]

He never said he hate it, he just doesn’t care

[@MoisterChife]

Hmm You are right

[@juhairierosli9573]

I hate isekai and harem protagonist

[@beepyyy]

the man basically is harry potter but instead of magic and shit its robots

[@sleepparalysisdemon4886]

That means he hates himself.... r/im14andthisisdeep

[@sharingan652]

"Do think guys with glasses are attractive?" "Yes." Scarra and Michael had no hesitation. That's the homies right there.

[@toxicallypink]

Aw that's cute. I started watching recently and I thought Michael and Lily had been together for years. It's so sweet 🥺

[@keithlam4378]

Plot twist: Micheal actually has a crush on fed and is using lily to get to him

[@PROD_D0OMF4NG]

LIES, DECEIT, AND DECEPTION

[@virmex3481]

Spoiler alert

[@negative6057]

I SHIP IT

[@anirudhsrivathsavans1615]

Now after I've read this and pictured this in my mind, I am to leave to Nepal immediately where I will intend to live as a goat for the rest of my life.

[@keithlam4378]

@@anirudhsrivathsavans1615 lmao

[@July-gj1st]

Michael is probably thinking “Man, I bet this would be more fun if… oh next video idea: A lie detector that tases you!”

[@nagisadies7967]

I would like to see this.

[@madude007]

Dude....

[@marcellbalog]

That's an existing product

[@euphoria2821]

July17 tbh i thought that was it first

[@dansteyful]

Oh man, that would actually be great, Lie detector that tazes you when you lie.

[@uhmayze]

John is the most serious person alive, literally had the best joke timing and had the straightest face ever

[@arise1530]

0:01 We all saw that Michael :)

[@teunrijkers1362]

Lilypichu: its the easiest money ive ever made Michael: hold my beer.

[@ohgodithurts4594]

michael: hold my hand

[@supahgal3894]

Hold my tazers

[@TheMellowNova]

@@ohgodithurts4594 brooo that was smart

[@eggward7203]

Best part was that it was a week later

[@audreywynne]

*apple juice

[@hiatusalways3704]

Props to the man who had to keep a stoic face as OfflineTV got exposed for having gay fantasies about each other.

[@TheNaturalnuke]

Honestly that’s a hard question because ‘having’ a fantasy is much different the exploring or ‘enjoying’ a fantasy. People like to think of possibilities even if they’ll never really think deep about it.

[@upexus2076]

@@TheNaturalnuke yes but words may not convey thoughts in the right way. Meaning cant always be described with words correctly

[@RafaelTomb]

I've had gay fantasies but I'm not gay and nor want those to realize, it's something you just think sometimes but don't mean it, almost like dreams

[@brownhound05]

John is a major fucking chad

[@seanmclaughlin9148]

The lie detector predicted 3 years into the future about poki

[@NoBody-ud8dy]

Michael face when Lily says she doesn't have a crush just was so sad

[@bassguitariscool9204]

I can’t imagine a lie detector test while Disguised Toast is asking questions 😂

[@hyouta8198]

Omg true, I wished he was there

[@javencummins1426]

They should do it again!

[@reharm_reality]

Bruh that's terrifying

[@joshthio00]

They won’t need a lie detector

[@12bestskater12]

Do you lilypichu think dat... disquised toast... will have a girlfriend by da end of this year?

[@wolfytopia.9317]

They should do another one with brodin, toast, and sykkuno. I would love to see how embarrassed sykunno would get and how brodin would mess with them

[@UsmanKhan-xs7hz]

i would love to see that especially having sykk on it now that he’s more confident and basically a pro at among is

[@achild5864]

syk moved out sadly

[@rosevanhemmen7800]

@@achild5864 when did he move out?? i’m not good at keeping updated with these things lollll

[@jordan-tg6nx]

@@rosevanhemmen7800 a couple weeks ago. basically otv moved into a new house and since sykk never was going to join otv in the first place he moved out and is living with his parents until he figures out where he's gonna go next

[@universal_stupidity]

@Cactus there wasn't any drama or anything, they just moved house and he wasn't actually joining OTV so he moved back home

[@aronPlays14]

Those visit questions by lily were actually meant for Fed lmao

[@LiIyssic]

“Do you see Yvonne as a big sister? No, little sister.” *MMM THIS AGED POORLY*

[@praevidens]

Wait I definitely missed something

[@LiIyssic]

@@praevidens yvonne came forward with sexual misconduct allegations involving fed

[@praevidens]

@@LiIyssic I just read about it. Yikes 😬😬

[@AvianZone]

@@LiIyssic Yeah, but what has that to do with being a big or little sister?

[@LiIyssic]

@@AvianZone um dont worry about it

[@michaelmao6180]

I'm sure Fed hired this John guy. Everybody had a fantasy with Fed, lol.

[@Sj-bp8dx]

'A Fantasy' can be anything. It doesn't have to be sexual. It can be imagining Fed in a tutu.

[@stanislaviliev6305]

@@Sj-bp8dx that's pretty kinky in this day and age

[@Jo0chueE]

Sj 17 they clearly meant sexual fantasies...

[@DarkMoon095]

I do

[@ruiribeiro8010]

Well he also said that fed had used a dildo b4 so... XD

[@miguel_mar05]

Lily: “Do you do crack” Michael: “of course” John: “T R U E” Everyone else in the room: “wAiT wHaT?!”

[@aceblackburn9504]

I mean do they really know him? Is that really a surprise?

[@stelles1344]

Well these lie detectors aren’t really that accurate

[@iluvyunie]

@@stelles1344 I'm pretty sure it's more a measure of how assertive you are about your answer

[@Awfulfeature]

I know! Why were they surprised!

[@Confron7a7ion7]

If anyone knows how to fool a lie detector it's him

[@thebreadsentence6408]

knowing about the foot tap makes this so much more funny

[@noahwilson4311]

The Poki Money line aged well from this video

[@jasonking7570]

Honestly, they need to redo this with Toast 😂😂😂

[@s1reparz1val55]

And mykull

[@itmoot]

@@s1reparz1val55 he’s there already

[@Rlndlc17]

and sykkuno

[@kuririinz]

@@s1reparz1val55 michael*

[@s1reparz1val55]

@@kuririinz wtf grammar nazi

[@chanceenglish7769]

"I won't be in a relationship by the end of the year" 16 DAYS LATER... need I say more

[@kaoniceli7096]

NO SIR! or MA'AM, I am not discriminative

[@phaeopng]

She also said she didn’t have a crush on Michael

[@klutzyjoke9135]

IKR

[@MPHKK]

It didn't pan out that way

[@TheBestMOC]

Yikes

[@jacobdaniels8419]

Fed: "Do you love me?" Yvonne: "No" GOOD.

[@a.susanto3316]

i love the stonecold face scarra make during the question session, but flip 180° after it

[@bobariah8038]

Scarra: I DO NOT HAVE GAY FANTASIES OF YOU John: That’s a lie

[@LeonAlexGuitar]

"Do you have a crush on anyone?" Lily: "no" *LIES AND DECEIT*

[@Softbirb]

Guess Gremlins attract Gremlins

[@maxr268]

You could see Michael's face die 😂😂

[@TanKaiSiang]

"Thats the easiest money I have ever made"

[@anansiackhasone3428]

Poor Michael

[@alanyamamura]

Well maybe she wasn’t sure at this moment.

[@animefategames9637]

I love how the examiner just looked so stone faced and dead inside and yet the timing of taking off the arm piece and him calling lies is great

[@janejason880]

scarra's little smile omg 9:13

[@LunaBroeke]

Notice how Fed was trying to setup Micheal and Lily

[@mohammedfaisal496]

Fed a real homie

[@gus6612]

Hes a real one

[@biigfella5383]

no

[@biigfella5383]

No

[@LunaBroeke]

Nolan Larocque You don’t need to say it twice