Oh, God! - It's Bibleman

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[@StuartMillard]

This is one of a couple of summer voiceover sessions where I was losing a battle against hayfever, so please enjoy my rasping, shrieky little voice.

[@bradmiley]

Jesus helped you get over it, right?

[@JagerLange]

@@bradmiley That's a better, more concise way to write "Poundland medicine and whisky".

[@simplesimonhadapie]

Quote Matthew 2:14 those who suffer from the pain of allergy are born from the state of lethargy

[@riChchestMat]

Todd & Rod Flanders: “Yay!”

[@markdavidson9100]

I used to work in a warehouse where I would pick and pack copies of this series…enough to make the Once Upon A Time charity show look and sound vastly superior 😊

[@eatmywords]

were you ever touched by willie aames?

[@Garbageman28]

That fart dance sequence gave me a proper chuckle. It’s the simple things!

[@DelosFive]

Thanks again for your time, effort, dedication and humour in delivering these gems. I fear for your sanity, exposing yourself to this. Put this gift toward a mental hazmat suit 😂

[@StuartMillard]

Bless you, my son, for your generous donation to the collection plate

[@GnrMilligan]

I picked up a DVD with a few episodes on a few years ago. I'm an atheist and bought it in irony. And it's one of the funniest, most entertaining things I have ever seen that's unintentionally funny!

[@TheMalevolentPath]

I'm yet to see anything more tragic than this, you could argue that the devil himself created bible man to convince young children that there is no god.

[@grampappyhorstsdirtyanimal]

The size of the OOF I let out when Bibleman said "kick it, my brother" just before Cypher raps is beyond human comprehension

[@dinogoldie9716]

At times like this, I'm reminded by the words of Wang 72,24: "pork balls with egg fried rice."

[@ChrisHopkinsBass]

Proverbs 9:21 says “can you smell what the Rock is cooking?”

[@simplesimonhadapie]

Bibleman 3:16 says I just kissed gods ass

[@csurname]

21:34 just one person running on the spot achieves the effect fine

[@retrogiftsuk4812]

BTW in the second stage show they seemed to have added off the shelf magic tricks. That floating ball is called a "Zombie" and that kinky cabinet with stocks that they put Bible-Girl in, is an illusion called "Assistant's Revenge" (where the person in the stocks 'magically' changes places with another person in a split second when the curtain is pulled across.).

[@StuartMillard]

I'm just grateful there was no string magic

[@Willywoofter]

That fucking songs of praise music kicked my sunday scaries in. Thanks Bibleman.

[@Ceej_MM]

Denise Richards there at 18 seconds in. Ironic considering Wild Things was directly responsible for me being led off the path of righteousness and virtue.

[@NickDimmock]

Excellent work as always Stuart, but you’ve let yourself down by describing Bibleman as “Batman with no powers”. The truth is that Batman doesn’t have any powers - he just has skills, such as chemistry, judo, and enhanced interrogation techniques. Considering Bibleman has the power of faith, he arguably has more powers than Batman, who must surely be a very bitter atheist after all the terrible things he’s seen. Having said that, I do agree that the Bible Cave is a bit like the Bat Cave.

[@washmyhoohah]

They also both have the "I'm Rich, Bitch!!!" superpower

[@knshinn2]

5:15 - some excellently-executed cheese-cutting gags, Millard, thank you!

[@strongcoffee7]

This makes the singing Grange Hill kids seem like Mozart

[@stephenhough4957]

Just hope no viewer of this Googled the lyrics ‘I will willingly get on my knees and come’

[@BINGOTECH-lt8lt]

I've seen this before on a Charlie Brooker programme All I can say is It just goes to show that British Producers must have some common sense not to do a British version of this shite Honestly, I'm not much of a religious person, but I can imagine there would be a huge uproar across all the faiths had "Bibleman" been commisioned over here

[@jazzygeofferz]

Is it just me who thinks the Fibbler looks a bit like Alistair McGowan? I wonder whether they redubbed those live shows for the home video release because the live audio capture was terrible?

[@B3tanTyronne]

I knew there was a reason why I am an agnostic.

[@simplesimonhadapie]

The funky protester was surely rik james also the hooked nose of the fibbler....

[@user-mr7bl4er2l]

Any reason why this is a different entry to the one you have put on the Frantic Planet blog? I can see a connection, but thought it worth pointing out, be a shame if anyone missed the vid.

[@StuartMillard]

The written piece only covered the Fibbler episode, and I did adapt some of that material, but there wasn't enough in that for a full video by itself.

[@user-mr7bl4er2l]

@@StuartMillard It's a great article, by the way, but given the precise subject matter, I can understand why it could have been a bit too spicy for KZbin!

[@theflyintheointment]

I really shouldn't have watched this when I was insanely hungover on Sunday night. Having the Hungover Sunday Night Fear was bad enough, but this bad acid trip of Christian fundamentalism merely increased it ten fold. So much so that even Paul Miller's obligatory demonic presence at 7:05 was welcomed like a warm blanket and open fire after a long walk home in the pissing rain.

[@babettesfeast6347]

This is a Marvel movie waiting to happen

[@alundavies1016]

They would screw it up. Sometimes, stick with the original, and best!

[@mixtapesfrommylatepartner]

27:29 What?!

[@niceuneasy]

Lol you make me laugh😂😂😂

[@rayblack2004]

This almost feels like something from The Boys

[@hecticmediapro]

I can never finish this one, i keep blacking out! F**k me to the shadow realm and back the levels of cringe are overwhelming

[@csurname]

13:38 Qanon followers on Jan 6th

[@andrewyoung749]

27;31 err hebrews 13.17 both ironically and un-ironically justifying the holocaust, grim...

[@sleepytabby9113]

Is Left foot Louie 5:49 a Catholic? More hatred of Pope bothers from the Evangelical Christians? Also please remember, Leviticus 11.4-5. 😂❤

[@womblediehard123]

Bibleman didn't comment if he sufffered from hard nipples with his suit like Clooney had in something worst than Bibleman being Batman and Robin!

[@MrEggcake]

Probably didn't even use Pantene Pro-v either.

[@BigyetiTechnologies]

I thought this channel was for ropey British TV?

[@Timmertube75]

It’s a palette cleanser for more awful royal variety shows, I’ll vouch!

[@j0hnf_uk]

Fictional stories promoting fictional stories. 🤔

[@dannyd464]

Could be worse Could be how to be a communist.....🔥🙁🔥

[@ScareMeSexy71]

Juliet Bravo! LOL

[@dickydoes]

Religion is a bit like smoking- used to be a good idea, but now it’s just embarrassing in more enlightened times.