Oh Long Johnson Cat (deleted longer original un-cut)

[@andrewriel2321]

0:06 “Oh my dog” 0:09 “Oh long John” [Licks lips then continues] 0:13 “Oh long Johnson” 0:17 “Oh don piano” [snorts] 0:20 “Why I eyes ya” 0:23 “All the live long day” 0:27 “All Long Johns day” 0:30 “Oh that long long Johnson” 0:37 “Oh don Johnny” 0:44 “Oh Johnson” 0:48 “Auuuueeeeeghmmm”

[@harrypike5140]

I love how his last line is literally exactly the same tone and sound as "Oh Don Piano" but just gibberish as opposed to the words 😆

[@cheerstothat8089]

Owner: "You gonna talk anymore?" Cat: "oh, that long long Johnson is long gone..."

[@andrewriel2321]

The way you said “long gone”😂😂😂

[@amaya.blossom]

Oh Long Johnson was the first ever KZbin video I watched in 2006, and I was today years old when I learnt he was scared of a kitten 😭

[@filipborin555]

It is fake bro it was vocaly modified after video recording

[@MrIzaiah2007YT]

​@@filipborin555no not really. It's real. The cat IS speaking

[@Godzilla20191]

⁠@@filipborin555 sometimes cats can talk by opening and closing their mouth while meowing

[@youdontknowme5969]

Originally saw it on AFV before KZbin was even a thing.

[@DevilizerRemasters]

Behold HISTORY! OOOOOH LONG JOHNSON AND DON PIANO

[@Naminski1a]

Every time he said, "Oh Long Johnson", he gets hit by an Amtrak train.

[@rabradley1701]

😂

[@bioticgod4940]

the ambassador of cats

[@andrewriel2321]

Oh long Johnson played the piaaaaano

[@georgebush9657]

This cat sounds like he’s about to tell a story while smoking a whole carton of cigarettes lol. I saw this on South Park and had to look it up lol

[@CHEHERANDIA]

Same I saw it on south park

[@OofusTwillip]

This cat is the weirdest bit in my repertoire of animal mimicry. I can crack up a roomful of people with it.

[@MelancoliaI]

Oh Long Johnson sounds like the name of some obscure Delta bluesman who actually wrote half the Rolling Stones' catalogue

[@eandsm4620]

I like the uncut version best.

[@Denji2006]

I love how the other cat is like "What?? What did I do????"

[@Godzilla20191]

The cat was scared of the grey kitten

[@guitarmannn-v2m]

That ughmmmmmmm sound at the end gets me😂

[@pjk3854]

Im suprised his owners didnt burst out laughing, his weird noises is killing me😂😂

[@CosmicD]

I just can’t unhear the reggae song anymore

[@Wuggins157]

"all the live long day/ or oh la la leh lol which one is it. I think its both 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ohhhh long johnson

[@passiveaggresso8817]

I find it completely strange how sometimes full grown adult cats and dog are sometimes intimidating by a puppy that’s can run on its own. Or a kitten that can puff up and hiss.

[@harveydent302]

This is gonna mystify us forever ... Epic 😺

[@ลัดดาวัลย์จันทร์แก้ว]

0:21

[@MrIzaiah2007YT]

I heard "Oh Don Jiohndeh" in the background when that cat was walking away Even the owner tried communicating with the cat.

[@leroyc5289]

I need to speak to this cat ASAP!!! LOL just Saiyan!!!!

[@leticianohemiavileslopez5972]

😂 so funny I can't stop laughing haha

[@nyko816]

Thank you ! Internet needed this

[@garrettdoyle888]

Plot twist: the other cats name is long Johnson, and that's his sworn nemesis.

[@ICEcream4u]

The other cat is like what df is going on here

[@papashort13]

Oh long Johnson!

[@Jamie-q3u]

My question is, why the hell did this cat say this? is there any "origin of" for this video? i'm confused.

[@michaelwatt2224]

Cats in the wild actually dont meow to ither animals. They howl or make guttural moaning sounds. Meowing is a sound they mostly make when talking to humans for whatever reason

[@ThaRealesTMC]

This Video is from the late 90's right ?

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

...and the next witness to the stand is... a cat!

[@kimberlee8567]

Was the talking black cat just scared of the little kitten and that's what all this was about?! 😳😂

[@MrIzaiah2007YT]

I don't think that's a black cat. It's a black cat with white spots. 2 under his stomach and 1 under his mouth

[@Godzilla20191]

⁠@@MrIzaiah2007YT it also has white on its feet I think it’s a tuxedo cat

[@MrDelgrigorov]

To be fair Long John is not that long, it's actually smaller than his sworn enemy.

[@Larynx_the_Changeling]

Sworn enemy? You mean... dOcToR lIvSeY?

[@tysondennis1016]

Oh long Johnson

[@lailatoro2868]

🤣

[@Scorsis_the_gaming_mutant]

The kiffness made music off of this

[@leroyc5289]

Rumor has it he was in all the Sopranos Episodes!! lol #epicness#

[@pum6454]

THEY RELEASED THE JOHNSON CUT

[@Naminski1a]

South Park brought me here. Thanks, Comedy Central.

[@danksquidward]

One of the best shows, up there with family guy for sure.

[@pietroesposito4288]

but one thing I never understood why he did this and yet he was a really nice cat and he didn't give me the impression of being aggressive.

[@NeptunePlanetAnimates]

“Oh long John” “Oh long Johnson” “Oh long Johnson” “Oh don piano” “Oh la la la” “Oh la la la lay” “Oh la la la lay” “Oh long long long Johnson” “Oh long ee la lay” “Oh John” “Ohmmmammma”

[@MrMustangMan]

poor long johnson.!!!!! 😫

[@jaredlanglitz5651]

This was used on South Park.

[@kittiesandskeletons]

WHY I EYES YA!!!!!

[@perpetua111vv]

lmao

[@Yourlocalgarbagecan-ck2ew]

The cat was caught worshiping the god , oh long Johnson

[@TheSkugnizz]

Ohhh my dooog🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AutieTeleDexBaBrBo]

0:34 Oh Chardonnay.

[@TheSkugnizz]

Maybe in a another live as uman his name was Long Johnson 😅

[@jimmypettyjohn8725]

Talks just like my Granny

[@Gdowg444]

Old Don Piano

[@elenayblanco]

Director's cut

[@lorenzodigrosso3612]

Wo Long Johnson !

[@elvisdelvalle3082]

I came here for South Park.

[@DracoErrorStudios2025]

Transcript: Oh my dog Oh long John Oh long Johnson Oh don piano Why I eyes ya Oh la la la la Oh la la la la Oh la la la la la Oh la la la Oh long John Mmmmmmm

[@mongolianbeef847]

aaaæeaaeaaugh

[@kimdobos09]

Why I eyes ya 🤣😍

[@DRAG0YT]

Epic

[@blakerenimu9033]

ONDONTÉ

[@michaeltetur1314]

I wonder if the owners ever responded to the South Park episode LMAO

[@batusanfam9]

Oh long Johnson powder

[@Jarodus]

auuughmmmm at 0:48

[@monicab0-0]

He snorted like a piggy.

[@lailatoro2868]

What is oh long Johnson 😂

[@Naminski1a]

He's a talking cat from America's Funniest Home Videos on ABC and South Park on Comedy Central.

[@spitefulbirb]

oooOOOooh mai dawg.

[@eleanorgarden2002]

0:34 Eow

[@beatleme2]

😂❤👍

[@bioticgod4940]

do piano

[@SmithTheUberpod]

Looks like Maxwell but scared🤣🤣🤣

[@jetfalls5000]

What's a scared Maxwell?

[@SmithTheUberpod]

@@jetfalls5000 maxwell is a cat look her up (idk why its name is maxwell when its a girl so dont ask lol) she is dead now but her spirit lives on in the memes

[@jetfalls5000]

@@SmithTheUberpod but I'm concerned about your grammar, not the cat. Tf is "A scared Maxwell"?

[@SmithTheUberpod]

@@jetfalls5000 maxwell is the name of the cat

[@jetfalls5000]

@@SmithTheUberpod I know but your grammar is so bad.

[@OfficialTechNomics]

1,000th like

[@Thrasher-]

69th like

[@chrisx1197]

This must be fake

[@Godzilla20191]

Cats make noises like this all the time by closing and opening their mouth or redirecting the flow

[@draysengillis-ff8li]

Oh long Johnson