Oh Satan | Burnistoun

David experiences a religious awakening....

[@BlastbeatsLOL]

The title should be "You Are My Lord." Don't give away the joke in the title ya fannys.

[@thelombaxsystemtv7492]

Satan, the Angel of Light! Please make sure that there's rolls next time when I come in to the shop! Amen! 🤘

[@danielmacgregor8721]

Nae rolls

[@johnfaber100]

That's not the kind of punchline you want to give away in the title.

[@Lewis-oy8lw]

johnfaber100 it works better in the show

[@marc3981]

I thought that. Fucking shite giving it away!

[@craig7285]

Should just be called you are my lord

[@terrencemunro]

Been to a few partys in Springburn like this 😮

[@paulmorrison-hs4lw]

I dont think they care that much in some parts of Springburn lol

[@WiLDHaNdZ]

Please add captions for the Deaf/Hearing Impaired please?

[@aragorn1780]

I find these guys even more terrifying than your stereotypical movie Satanists xDDD

[@strangelyjamesly4078]

Exactly. Don't give away the joke in the title. FFS change the title.

[@tourzrap]

Great voice...

[@harrykuntz878]

A grand wee tune does anyone know the chords . I'm learning the guitar I got of santa .

[@rachaelfaulkner285]

I’ve worked out g, c and d so far but I don’t know the strumming pattern been trying to find it for years hahah

[@mrcrowley832]

Why are you watching burnistoun if u still believe in santa what age are you if mean got off satan then welcome to club pal

[@irishsn1p3s67]

Its the same chords and strumming pattern as kumbaya pretty much just with different words and some pauses

[@rankinlas]

G-D-C. Always G-D-C

[@Kylem6875]

I sent this to someone who believes in Satan, classic.

[@drghostboy8319]

Beastz they must believe in god also then

[@petersoakell]

Beastz so... you sent it to a Christian.

[@joeypouliot5686]

if satan wasn't real you would not be here rite now brother

[@Kylem6875]

@@joeypouliot5686 7 year ago mate, am no religious at all

[@joeypouliot5686]

@@Kylem6875 satan still loves u forever bud

[@hineraable]

Me at the church

[@filmgeekverse2568]

That was funny.

[@joey2457]

I know its supposed to be funny but i teared up

[@Skoopyghost]

Agnostic religous be like: G A Bm You are my lord You are my lord You are my lord Something in the sky that I don't know exists Something that exists and doesn't at the same time I don't know nor can I know.

[@ArticulateDegenerate]

It's basically He Is by Ghost lol

[@Kameleonic]

I just proudly Liked 666

[@jazzfourtwenty3808]

deed 😂

[@BlueWondeRMC]

ahahahahyahhahahaha

[@fordism.01]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘

[@EuropeanQoheleth]

Still not as evil as Twilight.

[@germanvisitor2]

Ever heard of the movie Old Fashioned?

[@thelombaxsystemtv7492]

TwiShite!

[@arnbjarnarson]

HAHAHA :D

[@ericjamieson]

I love Burnistoun, but c'mon, they stole this joke from Mr. Show.

[@andreyb1987]

Hail Lord SATAN

[@rohe4077]

Hail the imagination! For as creatures of animalistic habits, we've created quite a placebo for not completely surviving our waking lives.

[@joeypouliot5686]

o satan I'm so sorry for everything I've done

[@jestbraine4076]

J

[@colegray3599]

Get Out

[@acanthusnoir]

Yeah wai, hold the fucking phone. Why does the person checking out the Christian's cross look like Matthew Knight? Is it him or just a very Matthew Knight looking lady? Or a Matthew Knight looking bloke in a wig. It's probably not him beca- well maybe?

[@aragorn1780]

You catch her face in that final bit at the front door and it's just one of their recurring actresses

[@CycolacFan]

It’s a lady called Kirsty Strain, in a very bad wig. She’s actually extremely attractive.

[@joeypouliot5686]

as a Satanist this made me smile so wide couldn't help but join in

[@BerticusBersht]

Couldnt help but mention it could you? Like a damn vegan

[@andrewhutton2262]

Hahahaha

[@sheilalopez7498]

Well, that was a shame, I had found some of their sketches quite funny! A bucket of cold water this, 'cos Jesus Christ is Lord and always will be!

[@iankogneeto4882]

Only for the indoctrinated and/or those of limited intelligence.

[@Phytopathology]

Disgusting, this is not a kidding area!

[@justaguynameddave2883]

Yes it is

[@rohe4077]

Have you got a problem with it?

[@rohe4077]

Osama "Im conversing with you over the devils network of ingenuity" Atallah. Are you a hypocrite, or are trying to be trolly/funny? Eh, whatever. I'm sure you'll take your misguided frustrations out on some unsuspecting innocent people. That's what dumb, self-serving assholes, do.

[@DavidOfWhitehills]

Satan controls all the worlds major religions.

[@stevebinning977]

It absolutely is. Organised religion is ridiculous and harmful to society.