Mourinho's Top 12 Press Conference Punchlines

Jose Mourinho has entertained us during press conferences throughout his managerial career
‘Are we speaking about Pedro Leon or Zidane, or Maradona?
‘Wenger is a specialist in failure, not me’
‘I can guess that when you were a kid you were playing badminton’
There’s not enough time to go through all his punchlines, but he’s a first glimpse of our new segment ‘punchlines’ dedicated to Jose Mourinho’s best press conference moments!
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[@RaZeR-gw5yv]

Every team mourinho has coached, he has won something, mourinho is the goat. okay besides tottenham lads

[@clenexfn570]

No not spurs

[@danielmcallahan]

@@clenexfn570 its spurs that club is beyond hopeless

[@gurrierpl]

@@clenexfn570 They sacked him one game before the cup final. Such a spursy thing to do. He probably would have won something there as well

[@pachecodosunosiete]

Mourinho is slowing winning less and less relevant trophies. He first started winning leagues and UCL. Then, he's not winning leagues and then UEL, he has been sacked of the last three clubs he managed at and now he is only able to win C tier trophies 💀 he's not the manager he claims to be.

[@ManiacEditz]

@@pachecodosunosiete still one of the best ever football managers

[@antdcttr]

“Eight years without a piece of silverware, that's failure.”

[@keikosan1354]

I would've left and never come back 😂

[@Blueclues16]

I feel that he is the only manager when he speaks controversial it becomes entertainment to all of us, i used to dislike him for being arroggant but now i understand he was just a legend in the making.

[@TPRM1]

And he made it all about him, which took the pressure off the players. They could just go out and play, because the press would be writing about José.

[@JohnnyStabbo]

Please dont call him arrogant, because what he is saying its true. He is european champion, he is not one of the bottle, i think he is a special one

[@husseinjmakshofi2697]

Facts

[@jiaxingshen1621]

Couldn’t agree more

[@envivo1138]

Arrogant? V: He is such humbly man

[@brandonayong5823]

2:12 jose was so caught off guard by that "HI darling" 😂😂😂

[@miguelporras8366]

Frank de Boer: speaks about Mourinho. Mourinho: Dracarys

[@jquin42000]

LOL!

[@propagafun4368]

He is right. Badminton is a great sport!

[@biancabester9070]

He's a legend, he's goat and he's a SPECIAL ONE!

[@Maison-K]

Fr! The man is GOATED

[@benw4401]

Special is right

[@diversejoe617]

"I wonder how many trophies mourinho won?" Mou: *I am Jose Mourinho🗿*

[@Prog4Prog]

Every office needs an Abbey. A scapegoat for every office scandal. To all the Abbey’s out there - I salute you.

[@helenelston9930]

Greatest manager ever and a real winner.

[@timothyajayi5214]

Who said so

[@Almstfam]

Greatest manager to sack*

[@RamanaPrasad3456]

No way!

[@andrewshiels8711]

Bollocks!

[@arsenalxxnanfxx7159]

He knows when to put on a show. What a manager

[@richa6045]

He is the special one!

[@AlCafacci]

"I feel fortunate that I was born in an era where there's a special one called Jose Mourinho" - Al Cafacci

[@yazirthanseem2640]

If I speak , I'm in trouble😹😹

[@leelowthian6467]

Truly the special one I zhink

[@the180degreerule3]

😂 😂

[@dattarajmahale1261]

He is the special one and a legend at Chelsea. Any remote chance of having him back shall be our honor. Mentality 🤴.

[@sfonylx]

I sink so too.

[@adarbarrush]

All of those are nothing compared to the ones he did as Porto manager, those damn... platinum level

[@joaomestre8514]

There’s one epic from Benfica (really early days) talking about Sabry a Benfica’s player

[@killerpunk1998]

Football Heritage

[@1962jet]

pertinent, provocative, funny, entertaining. usually i turn off interviews but mr. mourinho is the only sports figure i enjoy hearing speak.

[@sleepparalysisdemon6]

Jose goat

[@ericlamela371]

The insult to Benzema😂😂😂

[@Sa_m-sam]

How did he insult him

[@zeref0007]

I mean yeh he used to miss everything 😂.

[@ramal5708]

The context was all of number 9 in Madrid are injured, except for Benzema and he had no choice but to keep starting him. Even though at times he missed quite a lot in front of goal in 2010/11 season

[@rogersevers123]

Funny how things change, now he would be considered one of the greatest no. 9's of all time.

[@AndrejIzAwesome]

@@rogersevers123 because of 1 great season lol come on now Benzema is not one of the greatest no. 9's of all time, so many ahead of him just from his generation

[@pedrorodrigues7285]

Still the best coach of Man United since Alex Ferguson.

[@encikbett]

I agree

[@noobmaster2348]

Barca referee scandal.Jose said it way before

[@mr.k.8787]

Cry more Mourniho always looking for excuses

[@narrow3601]

​@mr.k.8787 Excuse? That interview was during the 2010 campaign where Inter won the treble, knocking Barca out of the ucl in the process.

[@howielau2006]

The way he pronounce badminton 😂😂😂

[@gabrielesolletico6542]

I pronounce it the same way. How it's written.

[@agilelynx2008]

​@@gabrielesolletico6542 i think he meant the emphasis on the first syllable.

[@renmichael4999]

amazing coach

[@SahelExcalibur]

Absolutely spot on about Guardiola, he has respect for the man's managerial skills as he should, but there is no denying the amount of scandalous influencing Barca got away with during those so called golden years of Barcalona.

[@nicolagianaroli2024]

"zeru tituli" we know it by heart in Italy. Very funny

[@wellingtonokilla5579]

Indeed he's the special one

[@humbertomonteiro6742]

Goat, vivaaaaa Mourinho

[@grrr2007]

Jose ❤‍🔥

[@Biggy111]

Hes the best

[@user-su1ti1qq9k]

Jose mourinho is one of the best ever

[@also_known]

THE GOAT

[@yusafusmani7823]

Absolutely the best manager, great personality, honest and forthright, works with the tools at hand and wins. speaks from the heart. will always be at odds with the authorities as they want managers to shut up and do as they are told. he will continue to be honest and continue to be fined by the morons at the top who dont have the passion for the game.

[@adamali2886]

Mourinho gives football life

[@counterside7670]

RESPECT....!!!

[@Yoyo-kx3gg]

Goat!!!!

[@sirajosman5913]

This man is my 🐐

[@uditsaurabh]

Respect

[@Myname-gn4kw]

he became less arrogant now. Life has taught him a great lesson.

[@fergaoneill5323]

Genius legend of a football manager

[@pradiptahafid]

Mourinho can start his own cult and I am joining

[@Cruzo21482]

Legend

[@zidaneramd]

the frank de boer insult😂😂

[@wisnubasktrucci]

My man 😅👍🏽

[@konoyze]

i remember when he's at man u, he wants perisic for left, one center back and left back cause shaw never perform as he like and management man u gave him fred. this is after he won 3 trophy at debut with man u and push the ladder to be runner up at second season. on the other side, guardiola changes all his side back, 2 player each side and got replacement in just 1 window. how could u not be jealous 😂😂

[@Timbone07]

It was ridiculous. He overachieved. He hardly got 7 players when Pep was getting 22

[@rishabhaniket1952]

GuardiolA hasn’t won UCL after those scandals btw😂

[@Prostar_18]

True

[@the180degreerule3]

even tho he only coaches top clubs with dedicated budgets that are out of a lot of people's reach

[@alanthompson7859]

That aged well 😂😂😂😂

[@keikosan1354]

Golden 😄

[@shockathlete967]

W mourinho

[@Arba14]

He transformed talented squad ( but not super op ) into champions league winners, he won the treble with inter. He was the only one that took la liga from Barcelona in their prime with not a super strong Real Madrid team, he transformed Chelsea into a big club, he won 3 trophies with United with players like Smalling, Jones, Blind, Andreas, Young martial and Lingard. But even him couldn't do a thing for spurs 😂😂😂

[@gabrielesolletico6542]

Don't forget the A.S. Roma!

[@Timbone07]

He never got a full season at Spurs. It's hard to count it

[@s2Capacidade2s]

And the video forgot the best press conference of Mourinho when he was at Porto. He arrived to press conference after losing a game and said: if everything goes well we will win the league and if everything does not go well we will still win the league. And then left like a boss. Best ever :D

[@gumdeo]

Casillas, Ramos, Carvalho, Pepe, Varane, Marcelo, Coentrão, Xabi Alonso, Özil, Di Maria, Ronaldo, Kaká, Benzema was a very strong Madrid team, imo.

[@Arba14]

@@gumdeo we didn't say they're weak but not at barca level

[@Sa_m-sam]

Hé knew about barca…

[@susmitbanerjee4554]

The line up in the last line of the video ❤❤

[@TommyHatcher1917]

Goat 💚

[@yangpentingkomentar]

He is not boring

[@naveenjoshi6557]

The special one

[@georgian7681]

With wenger he was right what wenger won at arsenal 20 years

[@silvb4952]

Wenger won almost 20 successive 'Top 4' Trophies!!

[@salehyassin9245]

When Mourinho's wins, he is the one who won, when it loses it is the players that have lost

[@jlee5490]

The Special One

[@xCaptxCrunchx]

Petr Cech, Ivanovich, Cahill, Terry, and Azpilicueta 🔥🔥🔥

[@pendrageon1667]

3:45 it’s too late. I’m sorry. 😂😂😂😂😂 He is so funny. I appreciate this man because he is a character.

[@aandrvde]

Most Futbol Cultured Manager ever

[@peterson8570]

I love American Handegg 😅😅😅

[@shengyi1701]

Pep would now mock him. 6 for me and only 3 for you, Jose! But he’s still the special one.

[@mediastarguest]

As soon as Mourinho's Park the bus tactics became a legacy - he proved just how innovative and adaptable he really is by always being one step ahead of the pack: while others were catching up with him, Mourinho had already moved on to Park the aircraft carrier. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@durim187]

is this supposed to be funny? Mourinjo built a team who burned Barcelona to the ground.

[@flatt3r]

Very good bus who scored 100+ goals in la Liga

[@nishant54]

​@@durim187😂😂never fool. It's just survived by parking nothing like beating nicely.

[@martinjavinez9389]

@@durim187 he usually got his as kicked by Barcelona.

[@durim187]

@@martinjavinez9389 stats are very even: lost 10 draw 9 won 8 vs barcelona. Keep in mind that he lost most of the games first and seccond year with real madrid, later he kicked their asses very regularly.

[@Thulz.]

I hope he lift this European League with Roma

[@joaomestre8514]

Someone translate the Sabry press conference from Mourinhos’s first years as manager

[@bobs2kk401]

He was right about Peps two Champions league wins. Should never of happened. But I believe he win it with City.

[@dominik9894]

2 scandals against Chelsea and Arsenal Van Persie got send off because he kicked the ball 2 3 seconds after referee whistle and Arsenal got out

[@reychafamex9450]

Even now though, 2 weeks before Final, rumors of financial tampering are beginning to stain a potential win by Man City.

[@Hypocrisy.Allergic]

@@reychafamex9450 he is cursed in Champions. The only team with no scandal was Bayern but he flopped there Taking Bundesliga is 0 when u coach Bayern.

[@timothyajayi5214]

But peps is far better than him as a coach,in all areas in the sport

[@mr.k.8787]

Inter goals vs barcelona were offside 2010 Talk about scandal hypocrite always excuses Pep>>>>>> mourinho

[@mattep74]

How many languages does he speak fluent? He is from Portugal so he is a natural portugese speaker, he speak english and I think I heard both italian and spanish. If he coached a team from Germany he would soon speak German as someone born ther. He is a master coach and a master of learning new languages

[@ethanr9286]

Portuguese, spanish, catalan, english, italian and french. He is smart

[@samgiamarelos4524]

His real job was an interpreter, should of stayed there

[@ytACC19]

@@samgiamarelos4524you must be barca fan

[@acertalks3282]

Pure Comedy

[@user-xe8rg5bt4o]

genius

[@Cliffhanger2812]

Did it hit anyone that Pep hasn’t won the champions league without any controversy till now! Specially given how it’s open knowledge now that Barca board paid many refs during that time despite having the best team of all times possibly!

[@nishant54]

Barca paid none you fool unlike chrlsea and vardrid😂

[@zinouboulkartous9206]

​@@nishant54 after var : Real Madrid won 9 titles Barça won 4 titles It's clear who's vardrid

[@konoyze]

@@zinouboulkartous9206 lol. so, both are pays the ref, that's what u re talking about, right? fyi, barca really did pay the ref, what's left is whatever excuses they gonna throw at us, but madrid? we don't even have any hints on them pay the ref. okay kid, okay. let's say both of them are pay the ref, but at least madrid did it with clean, no traces, like a pro. even though barca cheating like an amateur.

[@mr.k.8787]

How is barca paid referee in 2009, 2011, 2015 when they simply were the best team in the world maybe the best team in history Barca got robbed in 2010 vs inter Mourinho by clear offside goals And the goal of Boyan got disallowed without any reason Chelsea 2009 Abidal got sent off because of the dive of anelka without even touching him Also didnt get a clear penalty in the first leg Madrid scored clear offside goals vs bayern And juventus were robberd vs madrid when the referee gave madrid a penalty in the last minute of the match

[@user-mn4nq8nd5v]

...7,4millions euros paid, proven and acknowledged. VARÇA or Refcelona. Now who's laughing ....? MOURINHO WAS WRIGHT ABOUT GUARDIOLA ( the MESSI VARCA years) player) .....

[@husseinjmakshofi2697]

❤

[@DREAMWORKERSKY]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ellemarr7234]

1:02 I hope Guardiola can win the CL without a scandal …. *and here we are*

[@sanpreet1960]

115 charges LMAOOO

[@ToTheNines87368]

I miss him in the premier league.

[@diplomatscro]

Imagine Roma win Europa then champions league next season.🤯

[@gabrielesolletico6542]

I can certainly imagine that!

[@simo6lues]

This is the attitude we needed, not that of potter's

[@jameswebster9396]

Please come back to CFC

[@brandaoerick]

Football heritage

[@ivanbonaparte8231]

first 1 is the best

[@edwinkiama9996]

The scandals about Pep.... That's some insight. With Man City there's 115 of them too!! Maybe Pep takes shortcuts to success? 😮

[@Ahmed-og2jm]

Still a GOAT about to win Europa with Roma

[@keikosan1354]

He always looks for a challenge, this one is hardcore.

[@M.sami12]

He exposed barca. 2 scandals 2 UCL.

[@BOZ_11]

Imagine if we swapped Wenger's transfer budgets, with the ones Mourinho was given under Abramovich. "Failure"

[@hauntzop3825]

My name is jose mourinho

[@dxduda]

The special one of the press room. He is a comedian for me. Nothing more than a clown.

[@259mit]

Frank De Boer the original 007

[@crazylizard1889]

I still can't find a clip of the best one. "City can have the possession; I'll take home the 3 points."

[@shaheemshakur6719]

It's a great sport 😂😂

[@dralakbarov]

This is all about football heritage hahaha

[@fissejakob]

Pep finally winning it without a scandal! Mourinho must be proud

[@zinouboulkartous9206]

So in semi-final first leg against Real Madrid, why the referee didn't give real madrid a penalty after grealish hand touch , why he didn't give them a corner when it touched stones hand , and the goal of de bruyne the ball was out i think Don't tell me don't cry it's cringe , answer to my questions

[@Timbone07]

Man City have over 100 financial play offenses lol

[@fissejakob]

@@zinouboulkartous9206 I don’t wanna argue with you if you can’t see winning by four goals is superior. Referees will make mistakes sometimes, but in the end the mistakes you claim happened wouldn’t have saved Madrid. I’m a Chelsea fan, I don’t want it either, but you gotta give props to the best team man

[@zinouboulkartous9206]

@@fissejakob so don't say he will win it without scandal , you saw the first leg with your own eyes

[@fissejakob]

@@zinouboulkartous9206 it’s not a scandal mate

[@noneone3310]

in all of football players, maradona is the special one. in all of football club teams, barca in 2008-2011 is the special one. in all of football coaches, mourinho is the special one.

[@labret2]

The only special thing in Barca was extreme amount of divers in the squad. Suarez, Neymar, Busquets, Alba, Alves and more...

[@abhisheksodhi1622]

@@labret22008 barca* and now u mentioned it so Ronaldo is at par with neymar for diving

[@Eduardo-go9np]

Guardiola had a scandal almost at every team…

[@teamomine]

the difference between jose and pep is pep need10/10 on every position and jose just need played

[@junglebox3960]

I am José Mourinho

[@demystify2022]

Zree for me. Two for them.

[@dreadalex]

Well about Guardiola he was 100% right. Man City have 150 FFP infringes. But about Wenger well Karma, most of the time he ignored the fact that Wenger managed Top 4 with a team that had some quality players but Arsenal at that time wasn't so much better in quality than any team in the middle tier. Mourinho more than 8 years now doesn't win a league with bigger spending than Wenger ever did. So he needs to be more respectful, Arsene with his management managed for Arsenal to build a new Stadium, Mourinho managed to accumulate so many compansations he can build an Emirates for himself. But yeah Wenger managed top 4 with Marouane Chamakh, Lord Sir Nicklas Bendtner and Park Chu Young.

[@kinestudioshometv3101]

Malikwa yingi na yingi

[@Norwolf2097]

I thought he would go "Chelsea FC" at the end xD

[@magnet8170]

Le Boss