THE INCIDENT in High School

[@TypicalMyth]

Bruh the teachers being fired is so fricking unfair

[@Joetino]

We never knew what happened to the paintball gun kids

[@katrinascarlet5637]

Parents at my school would've been like "Damn straight he made weapon to defend my kid."

[@AmShagar490]

I can kind of understand firing the molotov guy, since burning the school down while everyone is locked in their classrooms can easily kill more people than the shooter ever would, but the golf club guy?? You're not going to accidentally kill an uninvolved person with a broken golf club! He did nothing wrong.

[@Joetino]

@@AmShagar490 He’s a chemistry teacher. If he knows how to make it, he knows how to put it out

[@akashasteele8943]

Yes. All but Voldemort

[@Scarlett.Granger]

Like i get why they called the teacher Voldemort, but damn even Voldemort usually waited to attack until the school year was finished. He cared more about Harry's education than the teacher in the story!

[@js8303]

As a high schooler, it’s always so fun reading other people’s high school drama-

[@shadowboxer1]

J S is adding more silver to the collection! ====> 🥈

[@Jiyu_Starfam]

TRUE lol😂 how r u?

[@js8303]

@@shadowboxer1 Thank you Shadow Boxer! 😁

[@js8303]

@@Jiyu_Starfam I’m doing pretty well, how are you doing? 💕

[@Jiyu_Starfam]

@@js8303 thats good to hear! I'm doing well💗☺️

[@Bayloy]

Giving it the best you got to protect other people's children from what you believe whole heartedly is a deadly threat? Nah. Byyyeeee. WTF those teachers should have been promoted!!!

[@Scarlett.Granger]

Well what do you expect in a place where Police stands in front of the entrance in an emergency because nobody told them to go in? Like what the Frick is it with this country?

[@Bayloy]

@@Scarlett.Granger I get it man and I'm with you, WTF is with the clown ass country!? That being said I expect somebody to go monster for my child like I would for theirs. Like these teachers did. Its a child ffs ya know. I suppose I have high expectations being from Texas and all considering going monster and ignoring barriers is exactly what at least one of us proved we'll do. Idk man. It blows my mind how backwards someone can make the primal act of protecting the young

[@Scarlett.Granger]

@@Bayloy Not pro guns, but you're still right. This teachers should be promoted, not fired. Wtf.

[@spinasoul]

Americans are like WE MUST GIVE GUNS TO THE TEACHERS But also americans will fire you if you try to protect your students

[@Scarlett.Granger]

America is like "complete freedom but make you totally regret it" ooof

[@spinasoul]

@@Scarlett.Granger complete freedom! For that rich dude

[@sophiacalon3463]

That’s exactly what I was thinking. They don’t believe in protection they juste love their guns and the revenue it gives the government 😀🥲

[@spinasoul]

@@sophiacalon3463 you cant even tell someone who support guns so much that in other countries we dont have them because they will get all defensive at you like "OH YOUR COUNTRY IS WORSE", like, you havent even asked where Im from how would you know 😃

[@kadan2889]

I remember an incident where this large kid assaulted my brother over a lunchroom seat, all because my brother refused to move because there were no seats nearby where I was sitting. Assault might be a strong word, but this kid had tried to manhandle my brother off, wrapping one arm around his neck and the other around his torso, if I remember properly, to pull him off. Course, my brother being the donkey he is, just wrapped his legs around the chair with the most passive expression I've seen.

[@suziegonzalez2261]

Wow

[@pspspspspspsps6246]

Mr. Voldemort probably thought the kid was Harry Potter 💀

[@robertvirnig638]

Back in the 80s at our high school, they instituted a ban on wearing shorts to school. The school had no air conditioning and temperatures exceeding 100 degrees were normal during the hotter months. A protest was staged where nearly half of the male students showed up to school wearing miniskirts which were allowed, including the football team during pregame warmups. The story got covered on the national news. Surprisingly this protest worked or was at least partially responsible for the administration rescinding this rule.

[@MariposaAzul2004]

From a teacher, if you don’t want me getting ready to defend my babies, don’t make me think someone is about to shoot them! Grrrrrrr….

[@piegirl8263]

Props to that teacher who saved everyone from the shooter

[@jansmith1226]

Okay, the teacher that tried to kill the kid with a hockey stick though. Like, how can you be that mean? And then he took away the girls coke when she needed it because he didn’t believe it. I feel like that’s illegal. I also feel like chasing the kid with a hockey stick is illegal as well. Please tell me this teacher went to jail. The first story. They got fired? FOR WHAT? Protecting their students? Imagine how that conversation went. “So, I know that you guys were just trying to protect the students, but since you were ready to hit someone in the head and actually protect the students, you are fired.” Like, isn’t it good that the teacher wants to protect the students? I don’t understand how they got fired for that.

[@perpetualMess.]

Honestly that boy defending his girlfriend is kinda adorable.

[@Nicholaspimpinsohard]

How are you doing my friend? How are you feeling? It was completely unfair for the school to fire those teachers because they were just trying to protect their students. I love you so much!! Stay safe!!

[@keithtextor4892]

These stories are funny by themselves but hearing Ellen read them makes them 100x funnier!

[@oceanobreeze3076]

Otis is a true legend

[@beatrixthegreat1138]

Ok a Molotov cocktail will do a lot of shit, but an active shooter will do more.

[@karasanchez9720]

hii Ellen I absolutely loved the video and I hope that you and coco have has a wonderful day and stay healthy and coco is adorable love y'all 💜💜💜

[@Moonwalker2923]

Hey Ellen! I just got jump scared by you because my volume was up really high haha 😂

[@Kyutie.]

hahaha oop!!

[@josephinekent4134]

Voldemort was really trna play hockey extreme

[@alflyover4413]

A Molotov cocktail is not a precision weapon. It is a glass bottle filled with a flammable liquid and fitted with a wick. In use, its wick is set on fire then it is thrown at the target and breaks on impact, spilling gasoline or what have you then setting it alight with the flame from the wick. I have no problem with that "teacher" being fired; what he set out to do was tantamount to cutting off the patient's head to cure a cold. Just think: He could have burned down the building around the students' ears. The second one, that improvised a weapon from a golf club? I do have some reservations about firing him. If he actually had had to use his improvised rapier, he would not have endangered innocents.

[@maxxh5331]

Otis is awesome!

[@chrisavilez9515]

You are very very very very beautiful and adorkably funny. I suffer from depression which causes high anxiety. When i watch your videos, I feel a sense of calm as you make me laugh. You are way more attractive than you give yourself credit for. I love you always and forever Ellen.

[@car17yn71]

You can't get suspended at graduation because you are done with school. They also CAN"T take away the diploma - they can withhold it at the ceremony, but they have to mail it to the graduate in that case.

[@btjhlp]

The voldemort story sounds like something that would happen with my schools PE teacher, they're just... the worst. :( Edit: ok, maybe not the violent killing part! But the first part before it got violent, yeah that seems probable 😅😥

[@Scarlett.Granger]

I mean even Voldemort usually only attacked at the end of the school year, he cared about education! Lol

[@mrienely]

I just deal with embarrassing situations so I have something interesting to talk about when I'm older... but because of Covid, I don’t really have any fun in highshool XD

[@BringbackRoevWade]

Great video as always Kyutie! 🌸 I hope I’m not disturbing your comment section right now, if anyone is reading this I just need a little bit of advice about something. For starters I’m a girl and earlier this year I found out that I’m bi, I have a friend that I’ve been close friends with since third grade, (I’m now in highschool), I’m not sure if I’m just overthinking things but I started to suspect recently that she might have a crush on me, and I’ve been trying to keep the friendship casual because I’m not one hundred percent sure. But I get really nervous talking to her sometimes, I think I developed feelings for her, and I don’t know what to do. I have school tomorrow and I’m scared to tell any of our other friends, we also have the same math class

[@velvet.BULLET]

Hi there! I'm an out gay man, here to offer advice :) First, I'd ensure that your friends are not homophobic in any way before coming out. I can't exactly offer advice for how to do that because all my friends were out before me. And about the possible crush, I'd just bring it up casually like "Do you think you'd ever like a girl?" Or something along those lines. Don't be afraid to confess, if they're a true friend they won't ditch you. I had a crush on a friend and him and I stayed friends after he rejected me. Just make sure that a rejection won't make you feel bitter about them not feeling the same.

[@notsofunnyjokes1040]

Something else that happened at school was there was a fight that broke out between two basket ball players (friends) vs the bench warmer friends that were jealous of them getting scholarships because they were good players while they were trash and some girl drama calling this guy's girl out her name and saying he's been with her and all that and they were (the bench warmers) eating those punches and the wrestling coach that was like 55 tackled the basket ball player that was delivering those punches and dude was like 240lbs 6'4 tackled by an old man with a bad knee and hip Very iconic fight this was Junior year I think amd there was also this girl they dismissed when she had a journal of students/classmates and teachers she hated and wanted to kill and no one cared till she stabbed someone with a pen even then they removed her out the class and had her suspended and then put in in school suspension for the days she miss also junior year and she was a freshman that was also racist and would let you know posted on her snap story saying the n word a lot and her bitmoji character was herself blackfaced

[@lovelia69]

you're so pretty! i love your hair! i love your videos too!

[@Lolo-st5bs]

9:51 the fact that you had to explain how to sh!t 😭

[@maxxh5331]

A similar poop story happened when I was in 7th grade. My school had a playground because it was a K - 8 school and we shared property with an elementary school. When I went to the playground during lunch one day, I heard some kids say there was a turd in the playground, and there was. The janitor scooped it out with a shovel. Not sure if they found who did it, but I did see some teachers talking to a boy.

[@cheyblake2475]

I didn't know you can record things using flip phones

[@cutercills9x9productions9]

I actually can understand why they fired him. Basically, he knew how to do dangerous stuff and was willing to use it in public, even for good. It technically can count as doing the wrong thing for the right reason. Though some may debate that he had the right mindset, he could have just followed the lockdown and kept it with him, but use it as a last resort (if the suspect enters the classroom). Violence is never a solution, and should ONLY be used if there is no time to carry out the appropriate options. Of course, with some exceptions, police would definitely never fire at an armed gunman before they attempt to talk him into putting away the weapon, assuming he doesn't shoot first.

[@noondayfair]

Right before my high school graduation, we were repeatedly warned by deans and teachers that they wouldn't be handing us our diplomas at the ceremony but would mail them to us later provided we behaved. Our class of around 1,100 kids complied, and there were no moonings or anything inappropriate for our parents' home videos though some of the guys joked about it. That was the turn of the century, so I would think that by now kids would have either learned that diplomas can be taken or thought of something more creative than mooning. Guess not 😅

[@morgandouglas6014]

Why doesn’t the ice bomber hubby have his own episode on Who The Bleep Did I Marry?

[@hubbo29998]

will you stream on twitch soon kyutie? :D

[@jungwoniz]

"The incident".... oh no

[@angierain793]

Earlier today I actually accidentally almost pooped on the lid of the toilet because I didn't notice it was down.

[@Jiyu_Starfam]

Hiii❤ sorry I was not on yesterday's video😢 but I am back today☺️ I love your videos!🎉

[@fru1tcup702]

ily kyutie 🫶

[@americaguerrero1016]

love your videos 🫶🏽

[@willowthewarriorwolf7153]

I just clicked, how the hell did this already have 6 likes-

[@blobbythepotato7062]

❤

[@kyghosty9545]

Blobby, dont ever leave us

[@Random-dc7qj]

For the teachers who were fired we don't know for sure that they were fired because of that. It may gave been because they did something against like a contract they signed. Maybe it was because they made "weapons" not necessarily because they were protecting their students. There may be a part of their "contract that states they can't use or make weapons at all unless they are certain they will, be under attack. I'm not 100% sure about this but I would assume that the school would get in trouble for firing without actual reason. The teachers would also probably sue or something.

[@HannahsMusicAndNovels]

Hope I'm not too late for a heart 😢

[@RaidenMeii]

Woo!

[@pecanpie8888]

❤️❤

[@imseansleader8098]

Seclnd

[@shadowboxer1]

Actually third! But here's your bronze medal! ====> 🥉

[@Heartstopper222]

EARLY AHAIN!?

[@WittyRoseKoi]

Sorry I’m late kyutie can you plz give my comment a heart

[@NazS.2024]

Oh I’m early for once 😊

[@aroonagrawal8258]

AYYO FIRST!!

[@shadowboxer1]

Sixth.

[@itzdeacon2491]

Third

[@shadowboxer1]

Seventh.