"Damn, I'm A BADASS" Moments

[@insertcoolname486]

nothing’s more badass than walking calmly to your bed after turning out the lights instead of sprinting in the dark

[@sleepstation7443]

Ik 😩😭

[@indescribableconfusion7017]

I just did that so I know the feeling very well 💆

[@fuzzbell]

Love your pfp ( it matches lol)

[@milkboiuwu5026]

Ppl can do that?-

[@fuzzbell]

@@milkboiuwu5026 ikr- I could never

[@chaoticpeace8932]

We were playing a ball game with the entire class and the basket was raised super high. The anime geek in our class went up next and the annoying class “clown” said “loser can’t make it”. She heard him and said “shut up”. She threw and it made it. He did shut up after that and didn’t make the goal himself. It was so epic I felt like it was a movie

[@vynnie5389]

Wow that sounds so cool!

[@TheKrys1346]

LOL

[@dhroober]

They had the power of anime by their side.😂😂

[@prajeeshkoipurathu]

Awesome dude

[@raaziabukhari9089]

I wonder if a song was playing in their head? because mine would-

[@xoxama1281]

That hat is literally the cutest!!!

[@chadfalardeau5396]

Its beary adorable

[@vynnie5389]

@@chadfalardeau5396 awww I see what you did. That was cute.

[@lennybird]

@@chadfalardeau5396 that was so clever 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@xoxama1281]

@@chadfalardeau5396 😭😭

[@yooniemin7]

Oh Orr ikrrr

[@emlonie]

When ever I feel uneasy I just come and watch Ellen, she is Unexplainablely comforting. And her voice just calms me. TANK U ELLEN UR DOING A GOOD JOB!

[@procrastinatingme953]

Backstory: I transferred in a different school in my 3rd grade, and as a "pampered goody-two-shoes" girl, I'm sensitive and a crybaby. I experienced verbal bullying and it affected me that I always tell the grown-ups everytime I got mocked (of course, I would cry but it just fueled their actions). Story: One lunchtime in my 5th grade, I was watching a cartoon video on my phone when one of the troublemakers picked on me. At this point, I was tired of whining and increasingly irritated (wondering why I made myself an easy target before), and I quite have a loud voice than how I normally sound. I decided to take matters myself, the first time. I stood up from my seat and approach him as I glared at him, hitting his shoulder with mine (that's how usually the boys pick a fight with each other) and asked him, changing my voice to a deeper yet loud one, "Got a problem with me? I think you have better things to do than mocking me." And sat back at my seat. He was flustered and just sat down in silence. I was often told by my mother that I have a scary glare. I felt so refreshed with what I did! (But this event also unlocked a problematic behaviour I developed. Paired with my "goody-two-shoes" policy, I became a tyrant **cough** **cough**)

[@marcysnintendoswitch5174]

i bEcAmE A tYraNT-

[@enakshiparua836]

😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@eannamendigorin4384]

Ok but why do the boys always fight like that though

[@jazminbelenrodriguez-chave3459]

Can someone tell me what tyrant means

[@karishmasundaram9622]

@@jazminbelenrodriguez-chave3459 someone who resembles an oppressive ruler in the harsh use of authority and power

[@solseclipse]

"Damn, I'm A BADASS Moments" *How I feel about myself all the time for no reason at all*

[@dearloonies]

*Same* 🌚💅🏻

[@andrew-o8w]

Makes sense cuz of that username.

[@andrew-o8w]

@@Eren-yi5rm "oh yeah, it's all coming together"

[@boyboykalikot3546]

Please dont consume my infants

[@karinasanchez9523]

phil you are 😩

[@sunnieray4571]

The teddy bear hats are the cutest, Ellen is the cutest Anyways how's All? Hope you have a good one.. *luv you* ✌😚💜

[@jaecityzen3415]

Hi :)

[@sunnieray4571]

@@jaecityzen3415 hello :)

[@andrew-o8w]

@Juana RamosPerez nuggets

[@sunnieray4571]

@Juana RamosPerez 💜💜💜

[@ilovecats750]

@Juana RamosPerez no

[@juniperskitchen2621]

Is everyone too preoccupied with being early/first to mention how adorable it was when she was like , “I wish I could do that, but I can’t.” 😊

[@js8303]

Now is the best part of my day: A new Kyutie video! 😁

[@SKZTBZGNCD1718]

Her outfits are amazing! Everytime! And also have a blessed day! Stay safe, take care, and God Bless you all!

[@kgs2280]

When I was in junior high school (middle school) I somehow became the target of a group of about 4 bullies in ninth grade (I was in eighth), whom I didn’t know. They would come up behind me when I was walking in the halls, even when I was walking with my friends, and they would do that thing where they flip/snap their fingers on the back of your head or neck, like snapping a towel on somebody’s butt, and it hurt. I’d say stop (I was really a wuss back then), but of course that only made them laugh. I told my mom, but she said “they’re just trying to get a rise out of you, and if you ignore it it will go away”. She was no use whatsoever. Needless to say, it did not go away. After a couple of weeks of this I was just about done. One day they were there and another boy I had never seen before (I think he came to “visit” them from another school) and they were doing it again. I had just said to one of my friends walking with me, “I don’t know how much longer I can take this”, when *boom* I somehow left my body and watched myself (my physical body) spin around and give the new boy a super fast upper cut that broke his jaw. I heard it go crunch, and he had to reach up and hold his jaw up. Then, just as fast, I was back in my body and was so shocked at what I had just done! I was about to say, “oh no, I’m so sorry” but then I realized I was NOT sorry at all because they had been bullying and hurting me for several weeks, so I whipped my head back around, chin up, and kept on walking. I never saw that new guy again, and whenever I saw the regular bullies in the hall they would quickly turn around and walk the other way. I felt sooo badass! I realized much later that no one ever told that kid’s parents or authorities about how he got his jaw broken because what ninth grade boy is going to tell ANYONE that he got his jaw broken by an eighth grade girl?! And I never got bullied in school by anyone ever again. That was my proudest moment, but the leaving my body part still has me a little freaked out.

[@riknishimura7115]

I never had a "damn, I'm a badass" moment🙂

[@vynnie5389]

Same all I did was kick some guy in the knee but my comment got deleted. I don't see it anywhere.

[@riknishimura7115]

@@vynnie5389 ouch

[@nousernamehere3994]

F

[@samsauce9999]

People with absent parents or guardian always felt like a mini independent badass (~☆_☆)~ Because they had no one else to do tasks for them :")

[@dannapantinople8081]

“Damn, I’m a BADASS moments” Me when I look in the mirror

[@mayflyrose8195]

About the Hemlich manoeuver, you can practice on another person when you learn first aid in a class (you're just instructed to not go as hard as when someone is actually choking) or you can practice on mannequins (for children and babies) ^^ Also, important to note that there are different techniques you can/have to apply depending on the victim : - classic manoeuver : regular person, from toddler up - manoeuver where you put your hands a bit higher than normal : on pregnant people and people with a bit of extra weight - manoeuver using just two fingers : babies (you also have to lay them on one of your legs, support the back of their head ith your free hand and put said head a bit lower than his/her feet) - you use only two fingers to avoid breaking some ribs YOU CAN ALSO DO IT ON YOURSELF WITH A CHAIR PRESSING DOWN BELOW YOUR STERNUM (saved myself like this once)

[@kyoukajirou5803]

I always wondered why she posted her videos at night until I realized that she posts a.m. videos. There’s just a time difference 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@afoolsbabybear2266]

She’s Australian

[@kyoukajirou5803]

@@afoolsbabybear2266 yea i know! I live in the US (EST) when it’s 9 pm here it’s 11 am there

[@pianooooo11]

@snap map same I live in Canada

[@kyoukajirou5803]

@Kaylee Reese same I didn’t have a problem w/ it. It was just a bit late where i lived so i wondered y she didn’t post them earlier

[@imtilajamir4220]

Me imagining every night having a badass moment that also every night different stories :)

[@graceho7479]

Badass moment? When I was I kid, my brother and I would often chase each other around the house. He’s older than me and had much longer legs, so, he was gaining on me. He was right on my heels, and in a moment of what can only be described as slo-mo clarity, as I ripped past a table I knocked a chair over behind me. Because he was literally, like, a foot behind me, he had no time to register what I’d done and tripped over the chair, and crashed into the side of our pool table. Best of all, he wasn’t even mad at me, (being my big brother and all) he was just astonished at the badassery of what I’d done, and even congratulated me on the quick-thinking. That moment is one of the only times in my life where I have truly told myself “DAMN, I’m a badass”

[@siapabbchan1915]

Haven’t watched video but I like you had a totally new topic this time! Thank you so much Kyutie for giving us your time.

[@laurafranich4807]

I think I'm a badass whenever I can do something on my phone without having to ask a grandchild how to do it.

[@urvashisharma5185]

Aww❤️

[@izukudekumidoriya1265]

I JUST got back from getting CPR certified, for the Heimlich maneuver you have to partner up with someone else and one of you have to put on this vest that has a tube attached to and a plug goes inside of that, and the other person has to go behind them and they have to try and get the plug out using the Heimlich maneuver then you both switch places and the other one wears the vest

[@pugsabi]

That's a cool class, not all classes have that vest though. I'm due to be recertified for the fourth time this year.

[@novasapphire2865]

When I did my CPR class awhile ago (I think it was last year) we didn't have partners. We just watched videos and practiced on dolls. You're lucky

[@LizzyMarieTina]

If you're ever alone and choking, use the back of a dining chair or edge of a counter as another person's hands would do. If you can get a slight bit of air through, start trying to make yourself vomit. 1st one i learned in elementary school. 2nd one was instinctive while on a date in a restaurant with my bf. Lmao.

[@sage_Jester]

I think the only "damn, Im a baddass " moments I've had were when I've played kickball and soccer besides that the only other time was when this guy who had been like ganging up on me and my other friends with three other ppl when we were playing some sport (cant remember which one lol) so afterwards when we jad to leave and he came up to me and clapped in my face as a joke I pushed him twice and sprained his arm. No one has messed with me ever since, but even before that ppl didnt really mess with me I dont know why tho, I was very rude to ppl but I never did anything before that guy.

[@kekeplaysvideogames7255]

When I was in elementary school kids would say I'm the fastest girl in the school (people still remember) 🤣 I would be like 10 metres in front of everyone whilst racing and once in 4x100m relay my team was behind but I was last to go and I made them win. 🤣🤣🤣 I haven't done exercise in years so like I'm probably not fast anymore ☠

[@LizzyMarieTina]

I was that way too. I could pass even the fastest boys for about 20 feet but then I'd have to slow down to catch my breath. Took me forever to realize I was holding my breath when I did it.

[@lonelycreamsickle4943]

I've never done anything cool in my life except for when I was a sophomore in high school and this super cute freshman girl started to fall off of a big planter as I was walking by and I caught her like a scene straight out of a movie. I'm only like 5'6, I'm a girl, and I've never thought of myself as strong but that day I felt how I imagine football players feel everyday.

[@TrashPandaRaider666]

I’ve had one of these moments, though I think I have to give the credit to me being tougher than some. I was about eleven or twelve, I was at science camp, and I was running down a dirt path to the field everyone was playing in. Suddenly, I tripped, rolled sideways about five feet, then slid on my hands another foot. It hurt a bit because the campgrounds had this certain type of rock everywhere that was sharp and painful. I just got up, dusted myself off, gave a thumbs-up to my teachers, who were watching to assure them I was fine, and I skipped off.

[@lunarvamp22]

these people really are amazing! also that that is adorable 😭

[@novasapphire2865]

Was at a family gathering and my brother made a remark at me. We usually argue so it was normal. I don't even remember my reply but all I remember is the entire family laughing as my brother went into the kitchen not saying a word. Now all I'm wondering is, WHAT DID I SAY?!

[@PeytDog]

LOL the thumbnail one 😂

[@hanlovestacos]

Well I think he deserves it 😂

[@hushfur]

THAT IS MY DREAM TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT IDK WHY

[@neochaositizen7490]

I was in public transport with my ex-friend when one creepy dude just kept nudging his leg onto her leg. I called out "Hey asshole!! You seem a little uncomfortable and Her lap seems more comfortable doesn't it?? Why don't you go sit there?!??" A few people turned heads and He retracted his leg and minded his business. But she instead blamed me for attracting attention and embarrassing her. That's why she is an ex 😂

[@Magnolia.]

Im actually here early..... wow

[@itskrissyfr]

Me too

[@alloraborealis7400]

Yo wait we r tho I mean I’m much later but still

[@rarebear76]

You’re not early, you came just in time. UwU

[@itskrissyfr]

@@rarebear76 and you weren't stating a fact it was merely an opinion UwU

[@rarebear76]

@@itskrissyfr Actually, it is a fact. Early means you come BEFORE the due time, and in this case, it would be before they posted. So basically, it’s physically impossible and it was a fact. Also, an opinion is what I think; my point of view. A fact is something that has been scientifically proven. Before you try to outsmart me, please listen in class or at least be 100% sure what you’re saying is true. You’d look stupid, otherwise. 😅😅

[@nemo227]

This was surely one of the best videos. Thanks, Ellen. Thank you very much.

[@kjc715]

“Damn, I’m a badass.” Me listening to edited audios in my bedroom at 3 p.m. instead of going outside.

[@rosewalls8776]

Last weekend, My toxic best friend punched me and as i punched her (for once) back she tried to dodge it, but she failed AND because she was trying so hard to dodge it, walking backwards too, she also fell off the balcony (which had no railing and it was only a metre off the ground) straight into a spiky bush! After years of her always hitting me because "its so funny to do that" and her always saying petty, rude comments, her flirting with any boy i showed interest in and her always bossing me about and getting her way.... I felt pretty good and I didn't apologize to her for that :)

[@LizzyMarieTina]

Girl, get rid of that person in your life. No real friend will do any of those things you mentioned. She deserved the fall into the bush for sure. Leave her there.

[@rosewalls8776]

@@LizzyMarieTina I really want to sometimes but I'm so scared to drop her because she's so persuasive she will probably make our whole friend group hate me somehow and take her side. I think I'll maybe try to slowly stop hanging out with her? To cause less drama?

[@LizzyMarieTina]

@@rosewalls8776 I would say try to make new friends outside of that friend group or spend more time with family. Spend more time exploring your hobbies. Spend time with your pets if you have any. I would personally say try to just cut the whole group off because if they're willing to just let her hurt you without standing up for you then they aren't really your friends either. Toxic people don't deserve your time and energy. Since you said this person hits you alot, tell a close family member and maybe report it to the police. Stand up for yourself. You did once, you've got it in you to do it 1000 times. If your friend hits you, you can call the cops (or principal/Dean if it happens at school) because what you described is assault and I'd wager her putting you down like that could also be considered emotional abuse.

[@rosewalls8776]

@@LizzyMarieTina Oh my goodness, thank you so much! That was actually really good advice! I will definitely follow your advice and I'll update you in a few months about how things are going, if that's okay?

[@LizzyMarieTina]

@@rosewalls8776 No problem, just happy to help. I've been through similar to you back when I was in high school. :) Keep strong. You've got this.

[@seaherne]

Yes that feeling when you build your own things? Yasssss

[@ben-2008]

My mum had one of these moments when she was younger and out with her friends. One of her friends got drunk and threw up on my uncle’s best friend. He told my mum to “get that black b*tch away from me”. My mum started shouting at him, and told him not to speak to her like that. He pushed her over, so my mum punched him in the face and busted his nose. They were all barred, but it was worth it. When she told my uncle about it afterwards, he backed her up and said she was the most badass person he knew. When she told me this story, I’d never felt more proud to be her son 😂😂😂

[@mayaxie7033]

Me and two friends were walking to mcdonalds at 10pm and all of a sudden when we were next to the highway we saw a little boy at around 5 years old almost walking onto the highway, my friends recognised the boy as the brother of a guy he’d been fighting with, i immediately asked where his brother was thinking he’d walked there together with him, the boy wasn’t verbal. My friend told me that he had some diagnosis. He didn’t really understand us. My friend had the phone number of the guy he’d been fighting with and called, turns out he was really far away, and the boy had went an hour away from home to the highway all alone. The boy’s brother called his parents while we walked to mcdonalds with the boy. Around half an hour later the dad arrived and picked him up, if we hadn’t stopped, which we were about to do for a second when we didn’t realise he was all alone, the boy would have probably walked right out into the highway and died. It’s a pretty remote path as well so we were probably the last people walking there that day. That boy went on an hour walk to mcdonalds cause that’s where his instincts led him.

[@princedreadhead88]

Wow Ellen swears well not the way you used to in videos but I’m living for it

[@armyforlife21]

In school we were all playing dodgeball. Well the winning team was supposed to get a treat from the other team as the TEACHER and students planned. Now our team was winning when the teacher said that she is joining the other team. Which would be fine in any other case but it was a winner gets a prize thing so she couldn't juat come in and be like I'm playing too. I was super pissed at the time and said OK. She dodged alot of childer before the ball came to me, their was 5 minutes left, just like in a movie. I took the ball and threw as hard as I could. The ball hit the teachers face right on time and we won. I felt bad but enjoyed the Ice Cream being in the winning team but she tormented me for the rest of the year. Still felt like a Badass tho

[@awesomesara3683]

This is my "damn, I'm a badass" moment. When I was in first grade, one of my friends was getting sexually assaulted by a substitute teacher. I saw them, and I had been sexually assaulted in the past, so I knew exactly what was happening. I went a kicked his nuts and punched him in the nose, because I do karate, and that is what they taught me to do after my incident. I got suspended for "harrassment." The guy kept working there, so the family sewed. They obviously won, and they gave me a small percentage of the winnings (they sewed for around 90k, and I think I got around 5k.) Yup.

[@whoareyou7559]

*In school, during recess. Everyone was walking around the hallways. Me and my friend were walking in the hallways too, while we were walking this one dude yelled and said "Hey weaklings" told him to leave us alone and he said "Oh, what if I don't, watcha gonna do? Fight me? Hah, girls cant fight." On that point I had enough, I beat the shit outta that kid infront of everyone. A teacher overheard our little chat and heard what he said, so I didn't get in trouble and he did, and got expelled. Also the cherry on top, he got addmitted to the hospital because he got hurt really bad. Karma's a bitch.

[@muqaddasartisticsoul1995]

Obsessed with your videos ❤️❤️

[@azrealkai1294]

Im back for 3 years i think and kyutie hasnt aged :O

[@snoopygirl2058]

Always beautiful!!!

[@maries1378]

I'm near 6ft tall with heels on and I was in a pub with friends after work when I heard 2 older men say something about how tall I was and started laughing. I turned round to find they were shorter than me so I asked them if they had something to say to me they would have to speak up as I couldn't hear them all the way up here and it was rude to talk about people behind their backs. The startled looks on their faces were priceless! 😂😂😂

[@NotMe-rs8ev]

The girl that was being assaulted tho! I hope she told her brother what happened

[@sparklepot8269]

nobody: me talking to the mirror as I’m about to go to sleep: THATS RIGHT, YOU CONFIDENT QUEEN 👑 anyways time to feel ugly about myself for the rest of tmwr!

[@alext6805]

Her voice changed after years 😭😭

[@whiteeyedpororo6768]

Felt "I AM A BADASS" when I punched a man who was sexually abusing me in public.

[@ifexosingsatmyfuneraliwill3485]

damn wish I could pull that

[@gamesandanime9615]

I wanna be able to do a high roundhouse kick, like in the movies

[@tajwaradil9846]

AMAIZNG

[@naseembanu2412]

When I was in kindergarten, a kid tried to steal a wooden ruler from me (It was my late grandfather's so it meant a lot to me) so I beat him, took the ruler and walked out.

[@vespera9115]

DAMN CUZ THE BADASSERY

[@productivity8664]

Any time when y'all felt badass?

[@homework.doodles]

Getting 6 arrows in the yellow zone of the target. I was beginner-level close, but I am a beginner and I felt super good =D

[@idontunderstandyoutube2057]

I was playing soccer at my elementary school and since we were small and had a huge goal there were about 4-5 people in it with a lot of leftover space. I was not paying attention and turned sideways talking to my friend but my nerd senses tingled so I lifted my hand and accidentally stopped the soccer ball from getting in the goal

[@shwetagupta8536]

@@idontunderstandyoutube2057 wow man wish I could relate

[@solseclipse]

Okay I have a lot so: - That I don't get scared and run back to my bedroom when I turn the lights off - That I'm not afraid of ghosts, bugs, or have really any major fears - Guessing what my friend is about to say and she gets super surprised (Maybe I'm secretly Joseph Joestar) - Remembering I've never actually legitimately screamed out of fear in my life - In 2nd grade some kid told me to die and I beat him up, he had to go home and they actually called his mom saying "a girl hit your child and now he's crying" - In 6th grade, someone inappropriately touched my best friend and I punched him in the face, I got suspended for 2 days but my mom thought I was right for doing it and I didn't get in trouble - We were having an awards ceremony in 4th or 5th grade for who had the top grades in the school at the end of the school year, and some kid kept calling me dumb but then they called me up to get an award for being one of the most intelligent kids, and I just stared him dead in the eyes the whole time - I was being overdramatic in this one, but in 4th grade I ended up hospitalizing a kid bc he was trying to insult me. He avoided me the rest of the school year - A kid called me fat in 3rd grade so I just turned around and punched him, he started crying - The same kid that told me to die kept bullying me afterwards, but I'd always fight him and win so he had to leave the school bc of me Those are all the ones I can remember rn but damn, I am a badass

[@yourlocalsister5788]

@@solseclipse i- you've been a badass since ur birth

[@lilwolfluna9139]

Omg Kyuti you are so talented and amazing! Hopefully u read this because I'm one of your biggest fans! You're amazing and beautiful girl. Keep up the hard work

[@thediscodevil0949]

The closest thing I’ve ever done to a ‘damn, I’m a badass moment’ was finally snap on these bullies when I was in high school. I was bullied all throughout primary school, but not as much in high school. These guys were continuously annoying me, until I (I was usually the quiet kid) finally yelled, “F*** OFF!” Yeah, they never picked on me again after that, lol. I normally have a really quiet voice. :’)

[@anuuuu00]

Badass is actually good!

[@scoobydooiscool]

I had a heart attack because I got the notification while eating with my family I would get smacked if my mom saw the title

[@Monica-vl9ek]

Yess!! Marathon buddy!! 🖐🥳

[@verlanetan1291]

There's actually also a dummy for the Heimlich maneuver. You stuff a pallet into the dummy's airway and if you do it well, the pallet will get launched out.

[@tamannahaque637]

Ellen supremacy

[@mahnoorsalman876]

My I'm a badass moment: non existent

[@mostlyschleich187]

Its been a few years since this happened but Mine was when me and my best friend were walking out of the kitchen where we would have a snack after our lesson on Wednesday ( that was in our church and I was like eight and she was seven ) and a kid I knew was a little mentally slow ( but wasn't diagnosed I knew because my nephew was autistic and acted like that) anyway he said " hey wait" to my bestie and she gave me the keep on going look So I did and just waited far away enough that I couldn't here what was said but next thing I know I see him go in to kiss her and she is visibly uncomfortable with this so I bolt over there ( I was really fast then and still am) anyway I bolt over there and grab her wrist and get her out of his grasp pull her over to a corner and give him the death stare from there the only reason he didn't get punched is because as said earlier in the story I said he was a little mentally slow and it was obvious he was. A similar incident happened with my little sister and him (this only happend like ten months ago)nothing stopped my from targeting him dodge ball and after the incident with my sister (about a week or two later ) he tried to pick a fight with me in the parking lot I didn't actually fight him he would just do like an animal roar and charge at me or my friend ( who was his cousin) we would just dodge also if she wasn't there I think I probably would have just gone back in side or actually have had a fist fight with him also the friend is not my best friend they are two different people

[@Milenkonotfound]

How I feel every time I listen to metal

[@maxneary7926]

Hush

[@jazminbelenrodriguez-chave3459]

Honestly for self defense all I know is go for the nose it hurts like hell (I've never gotten my nose broken but in some fights with my brother he hits my nose so I know that it's gonna hurt alot)

[@Malyree]

ur the best, keep up the work

[@pink9113]

I'm still waiting for her subscribers to change to 3.57M

[@serenequeenl0v3]

My goosebumps are so insane lol

[@vanessalynnsarver2656]

I am a bad ass i got a job and have keeped the job for 3 months

[@Jaebean_101]

Yay my fav person

[@zouzouuu]

Hello!!! I love your videos! 💗💗

[@Project.K]

i’ve missed youuu

[@_cherry_5653]

the Heimlich maneuver reminded me of when i was home alone and i started choking

[@amethyst7468]

Did you survive?

[@RegularInvader]

My fake friend pretty much abandoned our friendship during 7th grade when she tried so hard to befriend a bad influence who was supposedly a popular kid. Aside of painfully being name-called "stalker" when she didn't want me to hang out with her at school, the bad influence one time convinced her to hit me when I was minding my own business in the girls bathroom. She actually punched my boob then responded obnoxiously "that's supposed to prevent breast cancer!" In the heat of the moment, I direct punched onto her back after she turned around to walk away, then responded with anger "well that's supposed to prevent scoliosis!" She and the bad influence just obnoxiously laughed it off but she was obviously afraid of me after that since she never approached me ever again. My mom eventually told my fake friend's lipstick-selling aunt everything I told her when they met at our local gym a few years back. The aunt was not only shocked but also admitted to my mom that she remembers my fake friend driving her parents insane with her hideous personality change. It was at least a huge relief to know that my fake friend's family hated the bad influence.

[@Lia_micais83]

Keep up the good work!!!

[@princessofhell4639]

My badass story: I was a tiny timid year 7 (11/12 year old) who is the definition of the nerdy kid. Just started high school and made some new friends. One break time these older boys (either year 10 or 11 = 14-16) who were giants were just annoying my friends and apparently had been for a little while (idk if it had started that day or a couple days prior). One of my friends had a water bottle and joked about throwing it on them if they come at us again. Now idk what came over me cus I have always been shy so either I really wanted to impress my new friends or they annoyed me sm I snapped but I grabbed the bottle and threw it at them. I was relatively weak so only like half came out on his arm and he saw red. Came straight at me and tried to grab it out of my hands and suddenly I got a superhero like grip and not only held onto the bottle, but managed to squeeze it in such a way the rest of the bottle came out all over his arm. He left mad af but I don't think he ever annoyed us again and I was like a savior. Whenever I remember this it always feels like watching someone else through my own eyes.

[@MirandaMilner]

When I was little I was extra terrified by the idea of childbirth because I had only ever heard my birth story, and I was born with a C-section. So I thought that that's how all kids were born. They all have to be cut out, and there's no other way.

[@katmoone8568]

Me: finally Ellen swears?! I’m not sure if I’m ready for this 😆 ((Ik it’s not the worst swear but idk the point of this comment))

[@_INXUBUS]

She had swore before.

[@emmie9283]

She didn’t censor herself before, in her older videos.

[@katmoone8568]

@@_INXUBUS oh well I’m dumb-

[@riknishimura7115]

That first one tho😦

[@alex-fs9yt]

When I was in 4th grade a bunch of my peers and I were playing hide and seek. The kind of hide and seek where there are lots of players and you can block yourself. I blocked myself but the boy who was seeking insisted I didn't. (I didn't know at the time but in years after it became obvious that he was kind of a bully.) Anyway, he was unreasonably angry about it. He had started shouting at me and grabbed my shoulders and started shaking/pushing me around. Before I knew it, my instincts kicked in to defend myself... I punched/smacked him in the face so hard that he had a nosebleed. Looking back now, 9 year old me was a total badass. The boy never bothered me again.

[@thatonecatartist]

My badass moment is when I carry my team in a game and win

[@zfig901]

I’ve built a shoe rack without the instructions. They had disappeared, so I used a black and white image on the cardboard box as reference. My mother was so proud.

[@zfig901]

*Note: my brother was supposed to built it lol.

[@solalandis]

Welp I remember one time my teacher decided to arrange the seats and make the classroom bully seat next to me. The first few weeks were okay but then he started to bully me. I'm in a bad mood that day so I stand up from my seat and slap him. He looked so scared when he looked at me. TvT

[@_jiafeistoes_]

I walk up the stairs slowly after turning the lights off. 😎

[@itscarolinedammit754]

Theres dummies to practice on for the Heimlich maneuver. I remember having a class where the teacher had one specifically made to practice on. It even comes with a little block on a string to put in its throat

[@BlueDiamond-uf2ff]

4:47 Not sure if this is helpful, but when I learned how to do the Heimlich it was a medical class I was taking.... Basically what happens is that you practice with a peer and you wear a choking vest that has air in it, there is a tube (Medium sized) in the Vest. You then put like a piece of foam into to mimic food, then the vest is put on the peer. (The vest against the peers stomach.) From there you work on trying to get the foam out of the tube. Which is by wrapping your arms around the peer and pulling in towards yourself which would be pulling in on their stomach and slightly pushing up.

[@ahumantryingtosurvive]

I'm here to confuse so I translate something in another language and you tell what it says:hola estic esgarrifant al llit

[@andrew-o8w]

8:50 he be Bakugan

[@chloeramnath]

wow this came out 1 minute ago, im so early

[@ithinkmypfpiscool1311]

today I just turned off the gas stove which had milk in it by myself. I usually let mom do it but today I did it myself. "Damn, iam a badass."

[@CB-hw7iu]

My mothers boyfriend tried to kill me as an infant, but my mom revived me. The neighbor taught me to fight by beating me up everyday until I could match him. I saved my brother from drowning. I almost died in a riptide saving a kid. I beat up my wrestling teams heavyweight (I was wrestling 126). I saved my friend from getting kidnapped at the beach. I saved a guy that caught fire in the arctic. My friend and I saved two girls from being kidnapped by a large group of guys. A drill instructor tightened a towel around my waist so tight I had bruises around my torso and I pissed blood for three days(didn't miss a day of training). Twice I fought a Marine that bragged about raping a girl in high school, we fought with entrenching tools(think highlander- there can be only one). Never once have I hit my kids. I may write a book about it one day.

[@zebeione]

YES

[@zainabtanweer2910]

Juniors at my school were attempting bottle flip when I walked into their class, I (who usually lost bottle flip challenges with my brother) told them that the technique they were using was wrong, showed them my way and made it perfect on the first try

[@lame-y4721]

I can be a savage but not a badass

[@PurpleRose8725]

4:55 There's a dummy for that too.

[@im.feral.rn.]

Normally if you want to practice the heimlich maneuver, you can practice on a dummy or if you want to be prepared for the weight of trying to do the maneuver then you can put on a weighted vest

[@enakshiparua836]

9:56 👏👏👏👏

[@cuteizombi6946]

Not me but someone else I've had trouble breathing and problems with my lungs since I was a small child cigarette smoke just makes it worse pre-pandemic I was at six flags with my family there were these people smoking cigarettes just the smell of them made me have a coughing fit I asked them if they could please put their cigarettes out as I wasn't feeling well they just looked at me funny and continued to smoke their cigarettes as if I wasn't there this guy dressed as the grim reaper approached me and held my hand this was on Halloween by the way I explained to him about my breathing issues and how these people refuse to put out their cigarettes when I asked them to I directed him to the spot where they were as soon as they see this guy approaching not only do they drop their cigarettes but they take off running I've never been so grateful for this person in my life not only did he help me deal with some obnoxious assholes but he made it to where I could breathe some fresh air again I will be forever grateful to this person and also karma is a b**** edit to add for those of you who don't know before the pandemic every Halloween there would always be some characters walking around in costume and one of those characters is the grim reaper also this was a prohibited area to be smoking in and they were blocking our path

[@dodgyyoutuber9560]

I hope there were more consequences than a broken nose. The laughing makes me think of that tiktok where the blond guy’s being rejected by a girl on stream and thinks her twin is her boyfriend.

[@noonewillfindthishopefully1062]

Cute hat 👍

[@Gnexz.]

I found it

[@hanlovestacos]

It is

[@noonewillfindthishopefully1062]

@@hanlovestacos yes 😌

[@noonewillfindthishopefully1062]

@@Gnexz. oh no I’ve been found :0

[@AiyannaJanaee]

my bsf send me this

[@anaya2535]

One time there was this boy it my gym class who kicked the ball all the way up to the ceiling boards (we were playing kickball) it almost got stuck but I literally dashed for it and caught it one handed. He was so mad cause he was out and everyone on my team and the other team were praising me so yeah. I’m a baddie 💅