okuu from touhou?!??!

[@tbana2396]

"Shut it off Okuu! Shut it off!" "Unyu" (explosion)

[@MinoruSanzuStarcel]

ok, i laughed

[@Aedlmonrl]

I didn't think I'd see a resonance cascade

[@cyanthebruhhh]

okuu from touhou

[@burgerpolice1193]

Okuu from touhou

[@kyle.4590]

Utusho Reiuji from Touhou Chireiden ~ Subterranean Animism

[@SaturnsRing98]

oguu from 2hu

[@KitchenSenko]

okuu from touhou

[@MedicJigglypuff]

birb from 2hu eleven ~ subterranean aneurysm

[@-Fhaiz-]

Lets just leave this one to Reimu and Marisa if anything goes wrong

[@bantumlumomaygot]

True.

[@kr3533]

Reimu is Japan and Marisa is Germany lmfao

[@spaghettiking7312]

Utsuho-chan is indeed the successor to all solar power. Utusho is so great, she can power the Earth herself!

[@lpfan4491]

Meanwhile China being confused why people call their sun "Utsuho-chan": 🤔

[@keXa2008]

Utsuho is her real name, Okuu is nickname given by one bakeneko(i rember, by Rin Kaenbyou a.k.a Orin)

[@f.u.m.o.5669]

Am I the only one who gets unnaturally angry when somebody puts "chan" in a Touhou girl's name? Only the rocket has that.

[@spaghettiking7312]

@@f.u.m.o.5669 Only the rocket has that? You won't stop me from using the honorific.

[@lpfan4491]

@@f.u.m.o.5669 Hi, Chirno Fumo-Chan.

[@lerbronk]

"china goal is to create clean source of energy" sounds like someone is trying to hide dear birb for themselves!

[@uhhhhhhh-_-]

Kanako's plan in a nutshell:

[@The360MlgNoscoper]

Your plan???

[@fordknievel2607]

"The power of the sun…in the palm of my hand, unyu~"

[@skiletters4846]

Okuu x Mei Ling cannon

[@MedicJigglypuff]

That had no right to make me laugh harder than it should've.

[@friedchicken8440]

Umm it's "canon" sweaty

[@victorvirgili4447]

@@friedchicken8440nah, point that thing at someone and it will sure as Former Hell work as a cannon

[@he3004]

@@friedchicken8440 and it's "swetty" not "sweaty" that's when someone gets hot and wet

[@CaptainCFalcon]

​@@he3004 it's actually sweetie, for future reference.

[@Optiplexations]

Now they’re gonna transplant this power to a test bird.

[@BM-13_KATYUSHA]

Breaking news: the entire country of China (now known as former hell) moved underground and they're using their own tiny sun as a nuclear reactor to destroy the surface world. Japan sent a 17 year old priestess on a flying turtle to former hell, where she will attempt to seal their sun using a giant yin-yang orb. It is still unknown how China managed to create such a thing but the priestess suspects it's all a plot created by one of the celestials of the now infamous Moriya shrine. This was Aya Shameimaru live on scene, reporting for the Bunbunmaru Broadcasting Corporation. Now we will hear official information from Hatate in the studio...

[@BM-13_KATYUSHA]

Thank you very much Aya... As you could probably hear, China is planning to destroy the world, the only exception seems to be the country of Romania because of a certain vampire noble who China swore to protect. The identity of this vampire is to be protected until the end of the incident. The sun that they created is 5 times hotter than earth's and it can produce enough energy in one minute to power every city in the world for at least 3 days. The priestess who was sent to seal the sun, Hakurei Reimu, suspects that the goddess by the name of Kanako Yasaka gave this power to China on purpose just to cause chaos because she was bored. Reimu further added that Kanako personally attacked her shrine in the past for seemingly no reason, concluding that she is prone to that kind of behavior and should therefore be exterminated. Most informational agencies say that there is no reason to panic, the situation will most likely be resolved without any casualties and panicking can only make the situation worse. Just in case something goes wrong, it is recommended to stay at least 5 meters underneath the earth's surface. You can donate to the Hakurei shrine online by sending an sms containing the message "nekomiko" to 9869. Please follow me on social media to receive information about this situation faster!

[@IdkAlcohol]

its been a few days since the news. i wonder what happened

[@BM-13_KATYUSHA]

@@IdkAlcohol the BBC (Bunbunmaru Broadcasting Corporation) was closed down by FBI (Fairy Bureau of Investigation) for leaking too much confidential information. The channel now only displays a message reading "temporarily frozen due to technical difficulties". The door to the broadcasting station is literally frozen shut.

[@IdkAlcohol]

@@BM-13_KATYUSHA the end made me chuckle but dang. i wonder if the incident has been solved

[@NEETKitten]

Isn't Genjii retired by now?

[@ILOVEYAOIANDYURI]

touhou will be real in 1 second

[@cattokomo]

nah bro they gonna make Subterranean Animism irl 💀💀💀

[@internetlurker1850]

Btw don't worry, it may be hotter than the sun but it is not as big, which means it is not as dangerous. Though if it explodes it'll still be pretty bad news. Edit: "Bad news" means not as catastrophic as Chernobyl or Fukushima at all

[@richardrigatoni]

I’m so freaking worried that I’m moving all the stuff in my house further away from China 🇨🇳 🎉

[@ArmoredarmadilloX]

... how bad is pretty bad news?

[@internetlurker1850]

@@ArmoredarmadilloX No idea lol good luck

[@tlank7933]

chernobyl + more scary

[@nikenn8484]

@@tlank7933 no radioactive stuff, just explosion, so no chernobyl + lil scary

[@kyle.4590]

Where is it I wanna go and hug the birb

[@thisisaperson1536]

news said that it's in china

[@kyle.4590]

@@thisisaperson1536okay but china’s kinda of a big place lol

[@victorvirgili4447]

it’s in asia

[@sablesalt]

​@@kyle.4590 just got to your local small china and it will be easier to find there since it is smaller

[@jarate8076]

it's on earth

[@galahadthe1st518]

Doctor Okuutavius: THE POWER OF THE SUN!

[@Ruvedo]

APAGALO OKUU!!!

[@mrloko4973]

Calma calma, se va a estabilizar

[@opinionlibreystorytimes8382]

@@mrloko4973 *explosion*

[@noeslucy]

APAGALO

[@arkdraellhelldrake4079]

Okuu: SE ESTABILIZARA!!!

[@BuruKyu]

@@arkdraellhelldrake4079 YO ESTOY A CARGO!

[@lostconstruct1008]

omg okuu irl

[@Altair4611]

Artificial sun is just fancy words for saying nuclear reactor

[@puzzlepuddles6712]

can't believe ZUN predicted this

[@jacobdelacruz558]

"China's Artificial Sun"

[@alfasolmega4458]

China = Hell Therefore it is still Hell's Artificial Sun This is a joke.

[@teddyrichard1488]

Literally sounds like a spell card name

[@jacobdelacruz558]

@@teddyrichard1488 its a parody of okuu's normal mode final "Hell's Artificial Sun"

[@revisedermine1518]

you're not Kanako, Meiling

[@ThisIsActuallyJiji]

Now wait until they try imbuing it into a raven

[@Azusagumee]

NO WAY UTSUHO REFERENCE HOLY CRAP🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱

[@teratrillionz]

this is the plot of spiderman 2

[@kokodi01]

I love when memes tell such fax you can actually learn from them

[@petersaunders5808]

“The power of the sun in the palm of my hands.“

[@swampcooler8332]

Instructions unclear, meiling and okku are smashing

[@minnesotanfreedomist3147]

Against the wall.

[@jambon2730]

Who expected meiling to be okuu's mom

[@kanzoyatama7254]

the fact that its chinese makes it 10x funnier

[@bigmackinlittleengland]

Doctor Otto Octavius

[@yuk_ichi52]

MoF real

[@okuu_utsuho]

Okuu is definitely real

[@mizimu96]

When you realise that nuclear fusion is 2hou reference

[@kuadralinkzero5197]

So... Remilia cause an incident in Nevada China government created Okuu Random people just got yeeted by Yukari PoFV was 2004 tragedy That's only I know

[@somemadnessfan4763]

i knew Touhou was real

[@kuadralinkzero5197]

@@somemadnessfan4763 Extra : Eirin and Kaguya ask China government to create fake moon

[@pdcsinergi327]

oh…god

[@SuperBuildsInMC]

OKUU WAS A CHINESE SPY THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME?!?!??!!??!!!

[@katner1]

Nah this is the lore for core from undertale

[@zacharyyoungblood7013]

Breaking News: Sun in sentient and wants to raze the surface of the Earth!

[@judepaolobolasco9148]

And thats how okuu was born

[@Dustin-trustinO12]

Imagine it explode, touhou reference.

[@maninthesnow4393]

Now its red sun under paradise

[@Zatweeb]

Can’t believe China was old Hell all along

[@mcwhite3777]

Spell card,China's Artificial Sun

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

It's called Shanghai Alice for a reason

[@XquizetBlix]

Damn this music is absolutely banging

[@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712]

Make it alive, and you will have Okuu.

[@shanemcdowell3628]

"It's not... It's not shutting down!"

[@junino3386]

I think we have okuu in library of ruina

[@Jerry-3031]

Isn't this Dr. Octopus's experiment in Spider-Man 2?

[@sablesalt]

China builds generator to see if it is thicc

[@erni2619]

"man, Japan's so close and I love touhou but I'm about as rich as reymoo" "why don't you go earn money then" "I'm gonna ask for a research grant" "what? For touhou?" "yes, and I'm gonna ask it from the government" "why would they ever approve a grant for touh-" Research grant approved and status of the sun birb project:

[@totallyalpharius507]

What could possibly go wrong, unyu?

[@Meless]

Saikano lore:

[@KingAges]

Artificial Sun from Astro Boy tho

[@satyman08]

1 year later: buddhist airship caught flying over china

[@abarette_]

this is really crazy......,,,

[@MarisaMagicannon955]

Okuu Alarm sun

[@jx_1132]

The end of the world draws near.... Reimu and Marisa won't be there to stop her!

[@bakaneko6639]

In the palm of my hand

[@guy_th18]

it's almost like ZUN researched this shit and terms like "underground sun" or "tokamak" aren't just there by coincidence lol

[@Rose_Tinted1]

Just wait till it gets to the rage phase

[@catcreaturething2084]

Wouldn't a pinpoint the temperature of the Sun instantly kill everyone in a few miles?

[@MattJDave]

No. The thing you need to watch out for is HEAT: That is, a lot of material at a high temperature. A small amount of high-temperature things isn't particularly bad, especially with low conductivity materials. It's how people can do coal-walking/lava-walking.

[@victorvirgili4447]

@@MattJDaveThat reactor looks bigger than a pinpoint

[@MattJDave]

@@victorvirgili4447 But the mini-sun it creates will still not be large enough to have the heat capable of instakilling everything within a few miles.

[@victorvirgili4447]

@@MattJDave ...just how small is "not large enough"? size of a football? a tennisball? a pinhead? cause if its any of the above it's definitely big enough to instakill a lot of people

[@MattJDave]

@@victorvirgili4447 Once again, you're overselling temperature. The sun is enough to heat the earth, not just because of its temperature, but because it's absolutely massive. I wouldn't know the safe size for sure, but I would imagine the 'mini sun' created is far, far smaller than the reactor exploiting and maintaining it. Given we've superheated several things as part of experiments before (albeit in small amounts) it's not as insanely unsafe as you guys are making it out to be.

[@Mokou_fan4837]

Doctor Octopus from spider man two

[@lilestojkovicii6618]

This is all part of Moriya shrine ((wef)) conspiracy

[@minnesotanfreedomist3147]

I’ve seen George Soros make many a donation to Moriya shrine.

[@computerkingdom420]

OKUUUUUU!!!!!

[@edschward_edwardo]

Meiling created okuu🤨

[@somemadnessfan4763]

hell nah when did Doc Ock move to China

[@bensoncheung2801]

💥💥💥

[@potatony997]

Danger

[@Nurlear_bird]

:O

[@MrHanditar]

ok from tofu

[@BobtheHat]

subterranean star

[@firemayro]

robot 64

[@Misidio]

Tobey Maguire's Spider Man 2

[@chocolatesquirrel2002]

Sounds like bs that china would say to appear more advanced

[@user-ci6me3gt4j]

utsuho kills world

[@GothDrossel]

REAL!

[@kusochekcat7953]

Uh-oh

[@urielspartan]

Definitely this was done by Okuu

[@SadatEverything]

I cannot believe China contained Okuu

[@ItsStartedTo]

can cook marshmallow?

[@h4qzzz24]

Hi

[@Releted]

Ok

[@kyuurimi]

Who hired okuu?

[@Eizzen_]

real

[@RadicalCluster]

Okuu failed 😢

[@polocatfan]

yeah this is definitely false. you can't create something hotter than the sun.

[@markhurts6294]

It’s Chinese okuu

[@dr.d.i3417]

Welp time to 1CC this.

[@hesotate]

no No no no no No no no no No no no no No no no no No no no no No no no no No no no no NOT AGAIN

[@mf6610]

*facepalm*

[@cen002cheekibreeki9]

Bruh

[@PneumoultramicroscopicossiliCU]

I'm new to Touhou I don't who is Okuu

[@beralehanzin4752]

so basically shes a nuclear bird lady

[@PneumoultramicroscopicossiliCU]

@@beralehanzin4752 thanks

[@teddyrichard1488]

touhou 11

[@BurpBukowskiHearn]

UNYU

[@FBI_Koishi-N0t-Here]

If utsuho was Russian it would be another story 💀☢️

[@Rg-nk3rc]

War crime would goes bomb both metaphorically and literally .

[@FBI_Koishi-N0t-Here]

@@Rg-nk3rc yes

[@cymogus]

okuu from touhou