Utsuho Does Science

[@Joshthepikachu2123]

Touhou Directed By: Michael Bay Also, Yuuka firing back was great

[@matatsuki-ninjax7142]

Yuuka: Sup wat u doing folks Utsuho: We are doing... SCIENCE

[@awe9217]

Utsusho is funded by Aperture Science, also responsible for the creation of the nuke arm stuff

[@koslova.2151]

Okku is Cave Jhonson wife If begining to look a lot like ¡SCIENCE!

[@askas9627]

"Science" *[something something portal joke]*

[@Ciryes]

She's doing science but she's dead

[@legendofthecommentsection6513]

+Ciryes no she's still alive and wants you gone

[@lashimarusanade]

The cake is a- wrong joke

[@4storyboss]

Yukari would reverse the science tho

[@koslova.2151]

Maybe Black Mesa, ¡that was a joke! Haha, fat chance

[@irvalfirestar6265]

There's no common sense in Gensokyo, but is there common SCIENCE?

[@Luna-us3uj]

Thinking intensifies

[@Phun-Bun]

*Intensity intensifies*

[@EternallyPrussian]

I have to hand it to Okuu. She's come so far after being confused for a horse by Koishi...

[@koishikomeiji684]

Everyon would mistake her for a hors She stinks The smel of wed is better

[@yehwat527]

Hly shit did Ciryes just Predicted Touhou 17?!

[@Lemuel928]

Yeehaw?

[@bladfufu]

Okuu didn't nothing wrong

[@BlagdenLeCorbeau]

bladfufu good god phrasing.

[@ITotallyGetThat]

i like the part where science

[@bwehhhh]

why this isn't the top comment

[@foe3789]

@@bwehhhh becuz nobody likes science😞

[@BlagdenLeCorbeau]

"HYPOTENUSE" i can't i'm on the floor laughing like a bitchnugget, halp.

[@takemehomecountryroadsbestusa]

Blagden Le Corbeau "bitchnugget" *joins the floor*

[@MythlyInari]

+ZoruaPaul EVERYONE DO THE DINOSAUR~

[@BlagdenLeCorbeau]

I give Zero shits.

[@ssneakythief6443]

SCIENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@kaori-shiamiya8641]

i have never seen or played Touhou before this is my first impression of Touhou this is great guys i need more of this

[@ohdudethatsepic9615]

can they teach this science in high school

[@wessltov]

+The Potato They tried once...guess how that ended

[@overloader7900]

They do teach basics of nuclear physics at grade 9 in russia

[@koishikomeiji684]

*We're in Gensokyo* *Nothing is normal in Gensokyo*

[@dusk7484]

Utsuho teleports in and fucking kills the science teacher. “That’s baby shit. You wanna see real ass SCIENCE?!”

[@русланбуйло-ъ8т]

yep

[@virgo7945]

when satori said"SHES DOING SCIENCE!!,"the alert sound is a tornado warning sound.

[@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit]

also can be used as nuclear fallout alert. litterally depends on the code used (yes there are codes depending on which alert has to be sent)

[@ZeStreD]

3:25 LOL When Yuuka shot back I burst out laughing.

[@gameingtothemax6266]

Yeah kuz Yuuka technically created the master spark (though it wasn't called that) and Marisa kinda copied her

[@MelCMlol]

3:33 didn't know okuu got a master spark too

[@legendofthecommentsection6513]

Wait, Nitori is making a cloning machine? Does that mean I can get all the Nitori I want?

[@amitbenmoshe3495]

LEGEND OF THE COMMENT SECTION U can manipulate weaboo loli slayer wit tis shit

[@commensalism1997]

@Martin Beltran hi

[@Lemuel928]

She did clone Marisas and Mimas..

[@mrbabbles5989]

You can clone every character you want!

[@GremlinBurgerSnatcher]

Alternate ending keine: fuck science history is better

[@sponge1234ify]

phrasing

[@sponge1234ify]

lol, phrasing.

[@nexieterithu1073]

I want Okuu to be my science teacher.

[@koslova.2151]

Nuclear fusion and atomic separation looks good

[@MelCMlol]

And be a sun god too

[@SDoggo]

omg I just commented this without looking in the comments

[@loucam-l6214]

3:36 "lol okuu are you even aiming for anything in particular" *BOOM*

[@anduinxbym6633]

1:26 You'd think she would remember the person who empowered her :P

[@Arzvet]

There's nothing better in this than the face reimu makes after usuho does science in her shrine

[@ParadiseWantsCirnoFumo]

what a pretty mushroom - komeiji koishi

[@elaine12ph]

*What a pretty mushroom*

[@Phun-Bun]

Don't even think about it

[@nopecopter]

The God of Touhou parodies hath returned. KZbin gods bless him.

[@dogryme6]

Typical Koishi. Yuuka firing back was brilliant. Also love Sumireko. I also love how the story went from there afterwards. Although I doubt after what Utsuho did to the outside world that Gensokyo will survive for much longer before getting more nuked than even she can do.

[@Magiftw]

My bloody hell that was beautiful. SCIENCE BITCHES!!!

[@VioletJosh]

Yes, the Ciryes is back! Hilarity will ensue once again!

[@kylee2002]

Agreed.

[@MythlyInari]

3:12 The best part of the video.

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

SPAAAAAACEEEEEEEE!!! I kinda expected her to say that...

[@koslova.2151]

Wheatley: The end

[@twinkiegaming5077]

Did anyone notice that Utuho kept holding up her middle finger the whole episode

[@DBetz109]

Instead of "science" I think Okuu thinks "silence"

[@PlayDANMAKU]

5:27 Utsho then stopped moving. And sudenly stopped thiking as well

[@VioletStar27]

If only school science was like this

[@Awalys]

SCIENCE! *rave party*

[@thettbd]

Hina Face Sanae: Kanako, where are you going? Kanako: My people need me. *enters rave party*

[@GarryDumblowski]

IT'S TIME FOR ME TO MAKE A SERIOUS POLITICAL JOKE ON A CIRYES VIDEO Me: Utsuho= Jenna McCarthy Crowd: BOO!

[@nintengurnd]

HE BE BACK FROM HTE TUMBLER MACHINE

[@nintengurnd]

Phantasm Forte Yeah you did say that already, thanks btw

[@nintengurnd]

Phantasm Forte Small world.

[@Gir558]

It's because Ciryes is a god. How could we not all come here to worship?

[@pepsiman8137]

What if... The Utsuho that died at the end was just a clone? She is still out there... Sciencing various assholes... Causing die and smithereens...*X-Files theme*

[@aaamogusthespiderever2566]

It’s possible lol considering the cloning with nitori earlier

[@Sp0okeh]

if i was in gensokyo, i wouldnt have to take physics -.- on the other hand, i would like THAT kind of science lmao

[@Metal-]

This is by far the funniest video you've made that also might be my Utsuho bias but whatever Welcome back!

[@Jakshark]

I see okuu has been watching a LOT of mythbusters, Adam would be proud

[@feelshowdy]

5:33 and then, Utsuho stopped thinking...

[@Ciryes]

Wow. Why is KZbin making the video so small? I made with the correct aspect ratio. I'm confused.

[@Ciryes]

Fixed it! No more letterboxing.

[@EternallyPrussian]

Ciryes Clearly this was the result of science.

[@BlagdenLeCorbeau]

Ciryes "i give zero shits"

[@ExplodingOdin]

Nanomachines, son.

[@EternallyPrussian]

ExplodingOdin We're making the mother of all nuclear rods here, we can't worry about every single isotope...

[@kalenipclaw5683]

i predicted yuuka firing back but the moment was still absolute gold also sumireko surviving one laser through the sheer power of phrasing was great

[@thettbd]

Rikako would be proud.

[@32th]

This video inspired me to watch another video on how to build a nuke.

[@CyberSoraMFB]

Giving Utsuho An Unstable Isotope.. *GENIUS!!!*

[@Derikimi]

Since when did michael bay make touhou movies?

[@MythlyInari]

+xof49 Well. A little overboard.

[@nvyjealousy]

Okuu saves gensokyo from the KKHTA Incident

[@4shi10]

3:10 me and the bois planning on how to science

[@BloodestbathBill]

"Lol what are you wearing? A fucking croissant? lol shithead." -Okuu

[@nico1520]

CIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@AJD558]

2:08 thats what she said

[@Ice-yp4wg]

6:09 Russian Utsuho

[@raichu493]

Directed by Michael Bay

[@marisaraindrops]

I'm going to send this to my teacher as extra credit for science class. "Is this not what you're supposed to be teaching us?" (JK I'm not actually going to try that)

[@epiphaniedbyjinsvoice3973]

2:48 tewi:wanna die? patchy:fuck yeah keine:OH SHIT. (utsujo start using ScIeNCieE intensifies)

[@AsaLothario]

Can't wait for a TH15 coverage video. Your contributions are upper tier whether you realize it or not!

[@Hecticatia]

The word science looks so foreign after all the times I saw it in the video help

[@AngeluxVT]

I'm really happy you make new videos and that you put all thoses new characters. Also, Phrasing,

[@ScttDynamite220]

All of my yes.

[@joannamysluk8623]

3:08 And then, *_Subterranean Stars._*

[@epiphaniedbyjinsvoice3973]

1:21 f in the chat for nitori.

[@Bravidunno]

RIP in peace, Patchouli, killed twice by DR.OCTAGONAPUS !

[@MasterOfHelium]

Yay, good to see you're back! Especially with new sfx you applied to pics!

[@cortezblackful1601]

What has science doneeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

[@benji_tunez]

5:21 Utsuho ends up like Kars

[@AmbassadorBreadloaf]

This video describes my life very accurately.

[@songoku9566]

O god Okuu with Flandre's 4 of a kind

[@blitzenforcer7123]

5:40 is the canon ending of KKHTA

[@mrbabbles5989]

I love how Sanae repaired the Hakurei Shrine.

[@Wolf.e]

Perfect content...

[@captaindoesyoutube7925]

what a pretty mushroom

[@hifuu1383]

That should teach you for wanting Okuu as a science teacher Johnny.

[@koslova.2151]

Portal fans and Touhou fans are diferent, i am the bridge to both fanbases

[@GontranLeTheogal]

Ciryes deliver once again. Today is a good day.

[@torqueandrikotoone]

3:50 is my favorite part.

[@Mr._Sherwood]

'Y'all came to the wrong neighbourhood' Oh god I'm dying...

[@kiru5868]

Alternate Title: Okuu destroy everything with power of science

[@auriidraws5563]

science is love, science is life

[@RezaLaCanaille]

Weeee! Thank you, I love dem vids!

[@Javi_Lacking]

This is pretty much SA in a nutshell. Also, good to have you back, man.

[@ForestFairy]

Oppenheimer would be proud, I think?

[@pokemonkarma]

LOL That's actually quality content

[@stuka_7]

I can't believe I'm sitting here dying because of "unstbable isotope"

[@pokevii]

see when i heard the death noise my heart just sunk automatically because i'm so used to it

[@andybuscus383]

My favorite part was when Yuuka fired back.

[@insertgenericallyironicnam601]

Well... Yesterday was Cirno Day. No new video. Oh well. Happy Cirno Day, I guess. :P

[@Hitori0okami]

CUMBIRD

[@knechtor5648]

Congratulations Okuu

[@LordIncompetent]

p

[@VentiVonOsterreich]

Next I want Yuuka to smash any random bystander's heads against a piece of jagged andesite as a form of greeting.

[@OneWeekGirl]

Eirin, I don't feel so good...

[@fluffy_cheese7478]

Eventually it’s utsuho stopped thinking

[@saphinarii]

you thought _1_ nuclear fusion is aweful? Then let's make _4_ of them!

[@theRealPlaidRabbit]

You keep using that word "science". I do not think it means what you think it means.

[@ninjacat230]

doing the balls thing without interferance break's gensoyoko's barier permanatly

[@Dyzinel]

That was ...beautiful...

[@Bravidunno]

1:59 Big-eyed kawaii Kanako.

[@Bravidunno]

juan barahoma I'm dying of laughter!

[@Bravidunno]

+juan barahoma Maybe because it is funny ? B)

[@00ShatteredData]

PRAISE THE GOD OF SCIENCE!!! \o/

[@tohzikai8286]

New source of nuclear energy

[@goatythecringeyone7686]

Ciryes, you must've been high making this.

[@editgallery8560]

Utsuho knows who Kanako is, Kanako convinced Utsuho to eat Yataragatsu

[@JordijoP]

Wait a minute...are your videos back?! Yeeeee!! I missed them!!

[@VentiVonOsterreich]

Do MURICA pride next plz, starring clownpiece

[@pinkfluffycute]

Yaas

[@MeeMxxxMeeMRblx]

+Yukari - Sama MeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeM MeM.

[@editgallery8560]

I want Utsuho to be my science teacher for this school year that is about to arrive ;-;

[@jess648]

MeriangeCreme Art You get nuked if you answer incorrectly

[@SDoggo]

@@jess648 Oooh I know! The answer is SCIIIEEEEEEENNNCCEE

[@YukariYakumo0]

Lol, Science

[@garyconrad1]

Fallout !

[@YukariYakumo0]

Gary Blewaska War, war never changes. Even in Gensokyo.