SNOTTY SCOTTY / STORY

[@Abelhawk]

"We don't quit. We legit!... imately have to finish our obligations." - Rogers Life Motto

[@ProfessionalWalrus32]

Abelhawk New shirt hopefully

[@CJAFTER5]

Keeping my fingers crossed, i can already see Olan dancing in that shirt

[@Shebacca6001]

Please make this a T-shirt olan!!!

[@brebytheway]

@@ProfessionalWalrus32 it would be amazing if the front was "we don't quit we legit" and the back was "... imately finish our obligations" 😅

[@RestlessHarp]

lolzcakey yes!! :D

[@teemondy]

We don’t quit. We legit... -imately have to finish our obligations.

[@yvonnesmith1364]

I would pay for a t-shirt that had this on it.

[@crushersbutlessedgynow]

either you stole from hawk , or hawk stole from you

[@briarhull6624]

I love when he tells stories of his mom being a bad-ass

[@ChiefyMcNeil]

Briar Hull those are probably my favorite ones

[@garycheng7738]

yea his mom is a total gangster, legit awesome.

[@jslaughter95]

Mrs. Rogers is the best mom

[@pheonixiagal6828]

"I had all the characteristics of a loaf of sourdough bread." "I could not rise to the occasion of making new friends." "I had a real crusty time makin' friends." DA PUNNZZZZZ

[@jb0258]

rye's! as in rye bread lol

[@rosie3241]

"I had all the characteristics of a loaf of sourdough bread"

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

All Of Juse yeah,imagine little Olan Rogers as an adorable little loaf of breadboy. Lil'Olan the breadboy. I like it.

[@rebagalva1481]

I like sourbread

[@mondayfunday2477]

Honestly if olan’s mom wast the woman she is, half of theses stories wouldn’t exist. We stan a true queen- Olan Mom

[@musicmansuperman]

...and that makes a QUORUM of THUMBS UP! It's the TRUTH!

[@nicholas_gurr]

Amanda Lim you could just call Mrs. Rogers ... wait. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHH

[@alyssamose9798]

THE KING OF STORYTELLING IS BACK

[@jennaloesch]

"I found a friend... In my mom." The ending was like a beautiful hallmark card. I may have compulsively said "AWWWW."

[@spectre054]

*Pulls out scrolls to parenting knowledge* "The sacred texts!"

[@joshbingham212]

Ethan Abel this is the best use of this meme I’ve seen in a while

[@AmandaStubs]

I never know what's funnier: the stories, or the WAY you tell them

[@jessharkie]

Things we learned today: bowling pins are upside down exclamation marks, 9 times out of 10 a scotty is not good and we need to meet Momma Olan

[@cordelhanson6857]

Jessharkie yes where is momma olan

[@thenameiskail]

Rt lol

[@aristamoon]

Yes we wanna meet momma rodgers

[@arolurker3511]

A Scotty broke my heart in first grade. A child would do well to avoid Scotty.

[@ruberband29]

Don't tell scotty, cause scotty doesn't know.

[@Manteam111]

I flipping love your mom. Treasure those memories, man. She's the absolute best and she loves you with everything she's got.

[@ailyme189]

I’ve been waiting for this moment FOR SO LONG. ITS LIKE WAITING FOR A FREAKING COMET THAT ONLY COMES ONCE EVERY EIGHTY YEARS I skipped a class to see this once in a lifetime opportunity

[@Shebacca6001]

emu_and_reyce it was worth it

[@BlakeLeasure]

Legit

[@charangel316]

i cant believe how excited i got when i saw the notification of this video being posted.

[@themaskedartist7972]

You got those priorities straight 👌.

[@KevinandKarli]

Yeah okay you skipped class for 10 mins?

[@josiahklein70]

I think the parents were mostly cowering at your mother.

[@jhcsutoni]

"Whooa, parenting! Du- IS THIS WHAT THIS IS!?!" Got me breaking down laughing

[@skinnysamurai]

*_PUT HIM IN A SPORT!_* Too true 😂

[@PL-pn9iu]

If any of the videos need to be animated it needs to be this one.

[@MeganAngel315]

When I was a 10 year old, i was in my like 6th year of soccer and it was now starting to get very competitive and we had this other team that the girl that was bullying me was on and her mother was a coach and her father was the ref and they let her cheat. My mom was an assistant coach and my uncle was the coach. Before a game we have to show good sportmanship and the teams are forced to do a line up and go high five the other teams and stuff. So we were doing that and i was the shortest and stilk the shortest person ever but back then i was tiny and the girl slaps me in the face as we were supposed to display good sportmanship and my mom and uncle see this and they report it to her mom and her mom says to my mom that her daughter would never do that your brat is lying. My mom said go f××k yourself and left the field to sit with my dad. My dad mouths to me "Do it!" And thats when i unleashed the beast. My team was up by 6 points and i made 4 of the 6 shots so this tall and overweight brat that hit me was now on me and trying to elbow me and she did, she elbowed my nose and broke it. I was pissed off. My uncle tried to take me out of the game and the mom of this behemoth wouldn't take her kid out of the game and the ref pretended he didn't see it because the ref was her dad. So my dad screamed from the audience sitting near the field we were playing on "Do it!!" And i was at the point out of f××ks to give that day. I was also bullied a lot at school by boys and girls much bigger than so thanks to my love for watching buffy the vampire slayer i decided to take karate more like taekwondo to be exact. I decided enough was enough this mammoth of a girl was going to get her buns splattered into the ground. So with a broke nose and bleeding i went back on the field. My uncle was like just get out of the game and lets get your nose fixed. I was like no uncle tony i want to win this. So chick decides to come after me after my team mate Sonjya passes me the ball. I was going for the goal when the huge hippo was full speed running my direction and she got closer and i stuck out my arm and close lined her and shot the ball into the goal and i won the game. The ref tries to give me a red card for knocking his daughter cold but my parents and the whole rest of the teams and other parents said your daughter got what was coming to her. I also managed to kick her dad in the shin and he yelped like a baby. My dad picked me up since he's like half giant (6'10 tall guy and i got stuck with my mom's genetics of being small!) And he screams "That's my baby!! Let's go get some McFlurries!! He actually still tells this story to his friends when they ask what is something your proud of your kids for. He doesn't say my amazing work ethic, his grandkids, or something about my job. Nope he says to his I am his badass soccer player. Gotta love my dad.

[@grapesodaxd1263]

That’s awesome😂 That girl got what she deserved🔥

[@desi6491]

My uncle is also named tony lol

[@AZinzi]

ITS THE TENNESSEE WONDER CHILD 😃😃😃😃😆😆😆

[@bigmike9947]

Little biggo

[@noahkoller8906]

ᴋᴇᴋ ᴍ8 it’s lil big-o

[@radicaledward3783]

I'm still waiting for the day that one of the people in your stories accidentally stumbles upon your videos and posts a comment apologizing for being a jerk. It's really only a matter of time.

[@devilangelchild]

What if its the person he terrified in the ghost in the stall story

[@greysonalex]

@@devilangelchild oh god

[@bgaming2297]

@Bonnalina Fuzbunny Proof?

[@wesleyem3]

OUR SAVIOR HAS RETURNED! THANK YOU FOR WORKING SO HARD FOR US!

[@OlanRogers]

Wesleyem3 😊

[@calebknott9038]

YES, WEESSSSLEEEEEEY!

[@t-supersilly1287]

Well I feel it is now MY obligation to only call nachos "power nachos" from now on. Scotty sounded like a straight up, tier 100 turd.....but boy, if he didn't invent the coolest name for nachos ever.

[@ftalmage8435]

The one dislike is Scotty.

[@salty_slug]

after seeing this comment, he removed his dislike...

[@Penguinboy74]

And the other 4 are his alternatives

[@Drflash55Official]

@@Penguinboy74 No. Those are Scotty's friends.

[@royn.1968]

@@Drflash55Official Didn't you mean Scotty's 'Yes Men'?

[@34Witchdoctor]

The seven dislikes include Nutty Buddy Scotty, Snotty Scotty, Lonely Guy, Douche Canoe, Toolbench, Sneakers Guy, and a freakin' bat.

[@imogenvalory9919]

Your definition of bowling is PERFECT!

[@hegglander5482]

Scotty’s parents are Evolving........... Scotty’s parents have now evolved to Super Parents and they learned a new move : Napkin slap It’s super critical against Snotty Scotty’s mucus nose

[@CrazyDipGuy]

Don't you mean Slapkin?

[@FancyDino123]

"Go sit on a sidewalk, speckle" is legitimately going to be my go-to insult for any future tussels in the public park

[@xombiegeek1987]

Shouldn't the nachos have been called snot-chos?

[@no_one_you_know]

Brilliant.

[@alaynamatlock5820]

Good one 😂

[@paulotv4247]

Imagine guacamole on nachos, and Scotty is holding them

[@chrispanza3360]

Watching all your stories/videos has honestly helped me get through some dark times in my life. I don't know if you'll ever see this, but thank you. These stories always make me laugh, and I'm beyond grateful for that.

[@ThatsABitPersonal]

I think my dad is a genius because after we watched this he told me that there should be an Olan Rogers biopic capturing every story he’s told into film.

[@camharkness]

Cyndi Angulo hell yeah!

[@somethingwithfier]

Wow you sound like Gary from final space

[@HackiePuffs]

Jnugg Lastname he IS the voice of Gary afterall

[@HackiePuffs]

Preacher Blackout I’m not kidding he actually voices Gary. Google the cast of the show and I guarantee that he’s gonna be the voice of Gary.

[@lucyheartfilia2518]

He's the voice of Gary and Tribore, as well as the creator of the show

[@KrsDisco91]

No way, like wouldn't it be in the description if he was or something..

[@HackiePuffs]

Christian Disco go to the wiki page yourself!!!

[@ezrabeach6432]

Yes the Tennessee wonder child is here!!!!!

[@snackpack2191]

I have been rewatching the balloon shop videos today and yesterday. So nostalgic. Pure comedy and happiness. But none of it undermines you today. Thank you. You’re a great guy, guy.

[@iahfuyu]

"Go sit on a sidewalk" reminds me of "go ride a circus ride" from one if your old balloon shop skits lol

[@scrooge1913]

Oh my gosh, you too?! How many of us are there?!

[@noohumbraveheart5912]

"Go ride a rollercoaster!"

[@GlorianaLovejoy]

Go buy...an entire array of clothes!

[@ImFlamess]

I AM PEEVED

[@gracegonzalez9856]

Hey bro... you're cruzin for a bruisin

[@RiahhCarrie]

Olan, at this point I don't think you can ever disappoint us. Everything you put out is top notch quality!!

[@Spectralyzed]

I'm gonna use that now... "Speckle". Also, your mother is a freaking powerhouse of knowledge and... well... power.

[@jenniking1519]

ProVision mitochondria

[@aidensotheraccount9426]

Jenni King correct

[@TrafficJamByCam]

That’s smile after he says “I didn’t expect to find one... in my mom!” Is the most adorable things ever!!! Oh how I have missed stories from Lil’ Big O.

[@sararoman3711]

YES! I’ve never been so excited for a video notification!!!

[@wintersmalice]

SAME

[@crazyslothlady419]

Sara Roman so dang excite ;)

[@tessakennedy1917]

Half the joy of watching your videos is how much you enjoy and laugh at your own stories The other half is just wholesome goodness ❤️

[@equestrianrosie]

Still the most epic mom in the universe

[@borisalexander5837]

Everything about you, Olan is just perfect. Your stories, your projects, you as a person and my, now, favourite series Final (freakin) Space. Sometimes I feel the reason for getting up in the morning is season 2 of Final Space!!! Can't wait! You're amazing. Never forget it.

[@craigwilliams3788]

Friends, Romans, Fantrexians... let us rise and salute the return of the Tennessee Wonder Child himself. In this video, the Comeback Kid comes back in all his glorious splendor, showering upon us golden blessings in the form of a tale that is captiviating, entertaining, and idiotically genius! ALL HAIL LIL' BIG O! YOUR KINGDOM APPLAUDS YOUR RETURN!

[@ccfake4755]

"i joined that team to find a friend and it turned out i did find a friend in my mom" my hEART

[@motocross5794]

I absolutely love your laugh - it’s contagious 😂

[@bennahlundquist9022]

“I don’t even know how that’s an insult, that sounds like a lovely day!”

[@femke6313]

As a mother myself ... I can so relate to his mom. My child pushed a kid after that same kid bit her arm. The mom of the boy comes up and...has the NERVE to slap my kid. I ran like I have never ran before and I just punched her on the nose with all the force I could muster and broke it in the process. My hand was swollen for days. The blood... everywhere. I grabbed my child and picked her up while I screamed to this demented woman to never touch my child again or I'll give the rest of her bones the same treatment. You could see the fucking bite marks on my daughter's hand. I saw the mother again waiting by the playgroup parking and her nose was covered in stitches. She saw me and looked down to the floor. And the petty bitch I am told my daughter loud enough so all the mother's could hear me not to play with that boy as he is the one who bit her. I saw the mother's look at me first and than to the child and than the mother. After that I never saw her again.

[@joshbingham212]

Sid Vicious and then everyone clapped

[@leafninja247]

I am living for this

[@Julia-hu8ff]

@Preacher Blackout I tip my hat to your fancy candor sir, but when she has to protect her child from assholes, she can swear as much as she fucking wants. Maybe you wanna go dampen something else, good chap, but keep her out of it.

[@Beebeepookiebutt]

R/thathappened r/iamverybadass

[@falsie908]

Righteous anger has no censor.

[@griffinrogerss]

Great video, Olan! It’s good to have you back again after working for so long and hard on Final Space!

[@ollieB9923]

I literally stopped my dad from talking so I could watch this. This is just what my depressed heart needed. Thanks for the smile Olan :)

[@indiafox5786]

Ollie 3 Hang in there!! 🖤🖤

[@hikatie1015]

From all the years of watching these stories, one thing that never changes is how badass Olan's mother is

[@emerald_rabbit]

I am digging the Mooncake plush in the background!! Final Space came out around the same time we did IVF this year, and I swear one of our embryos was the exact shape of Mooncake. So, that's the nickname we gave it. Now I'm 25 weeks pregnant with that same embryo, and our little girl is is due in December! No matter what name she gets, I'm sure we will always call her Mooncake thanks to you. :)

[@GlorianaLovejoy]

ElisaWatkins - Congratulations on your new Mooncake! :-)

[@abunchofbeesinatrenchcoat]

im sure she'll be just as cute an powerful too! congrats on your mooncake :) very exciting

[@karame463]

You can go all new-age and make that her middle name. Like Emma Mooncake Watkins. Powerful 😁

[@ahobbit1273]

Congratulations! I’m sure your little Mooncake will be even cuter and more special than her namesake!

[@oliviarivers9934]

Yes!!! Finally what I have been waiting for so long!! A story from youtube's brightest! I tried to quench my thirst for Olan's magnificent stories with Final Space (which was absofreakinglutely amazing by the way) but nothing beats the face of video enlightenment blessing us with one of his stories. Thank you so much! It was well worth the wait.

[@i.wannabe.m.e]

The legend returns... For 9 minuets and 56 seconds

[@ForAbsolutelyNoReason666]

Literally have been watching you since I was 14, I’m 24 now. You never disappoint. Thanks Snotty Scotty.

[@ShinRaTech5]

THE KING HAS RETURNED

[@noahdean9685]

We must shower him in popcorn and butter as gifts for his glorious return

[@ReD-lh3jv]

OLAN OMW!!!!! FINALLY!!!!! I was legit just thinking about u the other day and SO MISSING these hilarious stories!! My Mom, Dad, brothers, sisters... EVERYONE cracks up dying laughing at ur videos and we love them! Stay awesome and definitely legit my dude, can't wait to here more 😂😍😍😍😂

[@jemmamacdonald3015]

The Worst Ninja! Literally me and my family!!! 😂😂😂

[@ninarobyn9314]

DO MY BROWN GELATINOUS MARBLES ILLUSE ME?!

[@t0rgadoro]

Wooow youre so cuteeeee ♡♡

[@obisvanainobis9950]

Marwyn Castillo this is not tinder cat fish go away

[@t0rgadoro]

@@obisvanainobis9950 wtf hahaha no not like that

[@obisvanainobis9950]

Marwyn Castillo apologies

[@ninarobyn9314]

@@t0rgadoro I thank you kindly good sir! ♡♡ Edit: OH MY GOODNESS you're that epic animator who would help Domics and Jaiden with their more action-y animations! STRENGTH

[@howveyouben]

"Have you met my mom?" No, but I feel like I have from all your stories. She's one of my favorite humans.

[@UltimateKyuubiFox]

“Of COURSE! I just needed to be near a BALL.”

[@wavesofwater88]

Finding a friend in your mom was the most wholesome thing I’ve heard all week 💕

[@catycoffeebean]

YESSS another story! I've missed these! Good to still see you at it, Olan :)

[@TheDovahlemon]

never a dull moment with you Olan, your stories are the best, your life has been mega interesting so far, a bad day can always be fixed with one of your stories or an episode of Final Space, you are a legend and a scholar sir

[@Jmcelwain17]

My favorite KZbinr finally made a video.......Olan's mom is a freaking savage XD

[@CWWband]

you make me smile and laugh i really appreciate ur presence it means alot

[@izzyhall9797]

The Master Commander has returned!!!!

[@sirensCrypt]

Gino Marsocci Someone left their pants in the Target bathroom... again.

[@izzyhall9797]

McKenzie Strouse lol oh no The Master Commander strikes again 😂😂

[@laurynmitchell8707]

Oh how I missed your stories. Thanks for always brightening my life.

[@angie78650]

*Gets ready to die laughing

[@Thecockatoo57]

I have been waiting so patiently for another story video... and now my patients have paid off, and I am blessed with this video.

[@seamishmusic]

*The Tennesse Wonder Child!* Has doth returned to bless us with another story from the heavens of Rodgers

[@morsey_55]

Yes

[@iMaddCraze]

When you said "I didn't expect to find a friend... in my mum," I swear my heart just BURST. THAT WAS THE SWEETEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD

[@tysonplaster5138]

I was so sad when I tapped the screen and realized the vid was already half way over xD But thank you for taking the time to put this together for us, can’t wait for Final Space S2 ;)

[@weetabix5555]

Another excellent tale, I've always loved having these pop up every once in a blue moon; congratulations on Final Space, I loved it!

[@bboyj4m]

*The Legend lives*

[@florencelinderman3797]

This is such an endearing story about you and your mom ❤ I love you both, and grandpa too!

[@katyamsden7624]

The biggest shock that there were TWO Scotties (and I'm kind of proud of myself for remembering that the other Scotty stole your Nutty Buddy before you actually said it) Nice to have you back, Little Big O!

[@scottofengland]

BOO!

[@cassieshoemaker4733]

OMG thank God for Olan. My day just got so much better by seeing that he posted a story.

[@laurahiser8601]

Missed you so much Olan! You have a great mom!😁love you so!😘

[@Jax.thewolf17]

I'm so glad your back olan i missed your funny , fun story's 🖤😁😂

[@Gh0ulfriend]

Everyone who dislikes is Scotty. Our King has returned.

[@SatSuperCade]

In my opinion, you're the greatest KZbinr. Ever. Loved this story. It was a fitting end to find a friend much closer to home, and that the little butt got some serious parenting.

[@acegamereviews9350]

Literally ran around the house yelling at my brothers to let them know you uploaded XD Keep up the great work and get some rest!

[@kraken_skull9838]

I'm so glad to see you doing stories again. I know you have important stuff in the works and I totally support that. I just really like your stories too.

[@NDKfilms]

So, I had a similar story happen. It was a first grade grandparent lunch-in, my grandma and my aunt came. I was busy trying to get them some napkins for their food, and this bully who was bullying at the time tripped me up, and napkins just went flying. My grandma saw the whole thing, walked up to him, with her cane, and said "Hey, if you lay another finger on my grandson I'm gonna break your legs!"...he ended up telling the teachers cause I think he thought she was gonna beat him with her cane. And, he didn't do anything to me for the rest of the year, cause he was moving to Australia at the end of year, I guess that was the last bit of motivation he needed to be able to get out of town lol

[@tiaphilbin]

I can't tell you how many times I sighed wishing there was a new Olan Rogers story. I'm so excited!!!!

[@PL-pn9iu]

the two dislikes that were there were scotty and the kid that left the bowling team and then they undisliked it because they got destroyed

[@TehFlyingGrayson]

My girlfriend just said “I missed his voice.” (Referring to you, Mr. Rogers) I couldn’t agree more. I missed story time with Little Big O.

[@aimeeflynn9395]

I was in the middle of making cookies and just dropped everything when I saw the notif for this 😱😱 Olan means more to me than double chocolate cookies

[@fletcherandjunk2246]

The only channel I can get wholesome and amazingly funny content. HE'S FINALLY POSTED. I kid you not, I screamed this on stage in drama class.

[@pyromidas]

I would actually love to meet your mum XD you gotta stream her one day! :D

[@kalifox6386]

"Like a howling phoenix" 😂😂😂 most accurate. Don't mess with mama bear.

[@fourthmonk7273]

Can we finally get this man to 1 million subscribers?!?!?! Dude frickin deserves it more than most KZbinrs!

[@riley9758]

I totally agree! Olan Rogers is the best!!

[@lyle.justin.stoffels]

Story teller extraordinaire! I can't wait for Final Space season 2. This wasn't just an amazing first season. It was a journey of AWESOMENESS!

[@brittlmelton3984]

Yeesssssssssss. We missed you, Olan! ❤️

[@davey5361]

So proud of what you have become olan been watching your vids ever since b-s. I get so nostalgic watching you I love you guys always and wish the best on this journey of life. You truly have shown me to never give up on your dreams because one day they really can pay off. Thank you and best of luck to you I hope our paths one day cross.

[@MadilynSchroeder]

wow your mom shot him DOWN, i absolutely *love* your stories

[@Fyrinspector]

Love every time you post. Laugh so happily at your stories.

[@Lillysaurus12]

YAY OLAN HAS POSTED THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED Edit: ok i know only 2 people liked this but it actually made my day so thankS

[@Slightly.Lost.]

I've missed you, little big O 💖 thanks for coming back and bringing more laughter into my life again.

[@elijahsawatsky3389]

I have been waiting for so long I knew hanging notifications was worth it! Thank you jesus

[@hexxicy]

“Two sticky hands” is the most 90s Nickelodeon slime-evoking mental image of snot I’ve ever experienced.

[@user-mh6zd4my5j]

I just want our man Lil Big O in a Whose Line is it Anyway scenario with Justin Roiland. It’s all I want 💕🔥

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

Jess B hmm,I'd pay/like to see that..

[@songfulpepper554]

So glad you're still telling stories for us Olan. :) Hope your Final Space project is everything you could've hoped for!!