THE HOT DATE / STORY

[@aubree5110]

I will now request my husband to not refer to me as his “wife” but as his “imperial star goddess”

[@McKennaHill]

aubsworth 😂 😂

[@101roxyrules]

Such a mood 😂👌

[@danielle.elyse91]

My boyfriend calls me his "pale goddess" ^_^

[@DrDolan2000]

I will do the same if my wife asks it of me

[@emilygrubb5319]

I'm in my university, IN A PUBLIC PLACE, and just about choked to death on an orange- laughing about this comment. So great!

[@DaltonHBrown]

5:18 "I am an American, we can turn any appetizer into a meal by just adding *MORE* of that thing" I died

[@TheApplesauce1992]

FACT!

[@oberle_natalie]

True tho

[@PrinceLuigii]

Well, he's not wrong

[@nikireagan]

No, I totally did not start crying at the end. "But the whole time she was trying to show me, she was my ride or die." SOB

[@diegomedeiros4671]

I come for the laughs, stay for the wholesomeness!! haha

[@AxxLAfriku]

hello man im famous

[@makaylamason4378]

MEE TOOOOO

[@emilygeddeshome]

THE TENNESSEE WONDER CHILD IS BACK

[@OlanRogers]

YAYYYY!

[@emilygeddeshome]

@@OlanRogers HE HAS RETURNED

[@liamgodfrey271]

My king

[@diegomt7901]

THE POPCORN KING!

[@mr.bluesky8636]

Emily S. LIL BIG O’ !!!!!!!

[@gryffinpuff4343]

“Put food on the wooodddd!!!!” -Olan, 2020

[@OlanRogers]

Gryffin Puff haha

[@gryffinpuff4343]

OlanRogers Love what you do, Olan! Been around since the Balloon Shop days. Good luck on tour! (Wish I could go lol)

[@telectronix1368]

This is the most terrifyingly passionate courtship story I have ever heard.

[@diegomedeiros4671]

"The apartment was hotter than Chris Pine, on a average day!!" DAMN THATS HOT!

[@OlanRogers]

Diego Medeiros I’ve seen him in person once at an event ...you put a Fazoli’s breadstick in his pocket and you got yourself a meal haha

[@Chaotic_Observer]

MAH LORD DATS HOT

[@navimcfarland9113]

HOOOOOOOOOOOO-WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@1girlrevalution]

"It was getting hot and steamy BECAUSE IT WAS JULY!"

[@oberle_natalie]

So wholesome

[@SassafrasTee7366]

Natalie Ryan absolutely

[@Esseraf]

I would love to hear your wife’s side of this story!

[@bleepous_bloopous3293]

omg yes i need it

[@lukebasement]

the last time i was this early you were still in the target bathroom

[@OlanRogers]

luke juhasz haha

[@splugen]

Makin SHORT CAKES

[@AYVABTU001]

In silent mode

[@anindividual8905]

@Riley Borntreger put it on the job apps

[@idiotbox41580]

He was uppercutting a play doh can

[@IAmTheX-Kid]

I am now refereeing to college as "Advance expensive school"

[@kaitlinjones3078]

“Earn that coin for their local Witcher” 😂

[@Megwyn_Rose]

I LOST it at that part lol

[@christiansabeliever]

Oh valley of plenty

[@centristcommisar7828]

Kaitlin Jones Timestamp?

[@jacobwhelan45]

@@centristcommisar7828 2:02 although it’s a year late lol. For anyone else looking I guess

[@nachonathan8334]

Olan: *comes back finally* Olan: *makes intro* Me: *dies laughing*

[@Broken_Fret]

All of your stories have such a quality that the audience has absolutely no clue where it will go or what will happen. There is NO predictability to it at all and I love it.

[@bleepous_bloopous3293]

Me: sees notofication sees it's from Olan *SCREAMS LIKE JOHN CENA JUST UPPERCUTTED A PLAYDOUGH CAN OF HOT PEPPER JUICES INTO MY EYES CUZ I'M SO EXCITED*

[@clairebear3137]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tysonplaster5138]

Nobody: Olan Rogers: MAMMA MIA SMOOCHERIA

[@TravelingMaggie]

“It wasn’t an AC Unit, it was DC unit....Don’t Cool Unit”- Olan 2020

[@cammcculloch985]

Legend has it he wears the beanies to contain the genius.

[@hannahspurling1105]

That makes more sense than sliced bread

[@jakefoxx7978]

Most people: put food on the table Olan: put fuhd on de wood 😂

[@chefxhyrule242]

Jake Foxx *wUuoOde

[@shadypigeon4327]

"Mom it's me.. Child Two." I mean, why use your name when you have a title amirite?

[@TheApplesauce1992]

I felt that statement.

[@RicelingOfficial]

I absolutely love how this man has been a big part of my childhood KZbin experience, yet is still very relevant, unique, and doing exactly what I'm wanting to do! Make videos on KZbin and voice-act in cartoons!! Mr. OlanRogers sir... You are the man! 😄

[@OlanRogers]

:)

[@screamsformemes]

Same, friend. It's been amazing to see Olan morph and grow into the person he is today. It makes me emotional 🥺

[@angelnichols5408]

Ultimate ditto!

[@shockwave_datafiles8099]

You ever consider making an audio book. Your energy would certainly make it entertaining

[@kaitlnwhite6809]

I’m crying. There were so many pterodactyl screeches! 😂😂😂

[@aidenkeel93]

THE KING HAS ARRIVED. THE TEENAGE WONDER CHILD. Mr. Olan, the man, the legend.

[@maisiegracie5283]

“SLAP MY THUNDER NIPPLES” ~Olan Rogers 2020

[@ahobbit1273]

Maisie & Gracie “-AND CALL ME MRS. DOUBTFIRE!”

[@StrayCatMatt]

I noticed that youtube started pushing your stuff at me again. I have literally seen everything and I'm stoked you're back.

[@seanstyer3827]

Has Olan always talked like he's on a pound of cocaine Jesus Christ it's been so long 😂😂😂😂

[@OlanRogers]

Sean Styer haha had like two coffees before it

[@daedra6709]

Yes he has lmao

[@callinlikeIseeitbs]

@@OlanRogers Were they expresso...lol. I always crack up during your stories. My 2 year old got second-hand giggles.

[@krazy_kate13]

That moment when you see Olan posted a story and you smile bigger than youve ever smiled. I hope one day i meet a guy like you ^-^

[@rin_okumura_vibes1321]

I just clocked out for lunch and saw this, freak yes my day has been made

[@cryanmill87]

Please make a line of clothes of “put food on the wood”

[@ckv954]

cryanmill87 he rhymes it but it shouldn’t

[@derrickellis4710]

“Mom, it’s me. Child 2.” 😆

[@coreyhedges6059]

Legend has it he responds when it’s this early

[@OlanRogers]

Corey Hedges legend is true!

[@luigisjello4937]

Well crap, if I knew that I could have gotten a response 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@DavidMartin-nm1nm]

Legends will speak of this tale!

[@cjosephson1397]

@@DavidMartin-nm1nm LEGENDS WILL!

[@livdawg17]

"It was hotter than Chris Pine...on an average day!" I lost it 😂

[@Spadaiso]

Already a classic

[@jamesburden4867]

The ladies love someone who can "make coin for their local witcher" LOL

[@stewartskylor06]

I cried at the end. AAAAWWWWW He is so adorable when he talks about his wife!

[@HazardousReaper]

*"SLAP MY THUNDER-NIPPLES!!!"* ~Olan Rogers, 2020

[@DreamChasr]

I am tickled by the fact that out of the 4 accents olan cycled through when talking about his mom’s lasagna, none of them were Italian.

[@scrooge1913]

0:38 seconds in and I had to pause to laugh at, "It was getting pretty hot and steamy... Because it was July". This bodes well for the rest of the video.

[@SassafrasTee7366]

Yup. I chuckled when I heard this😂

[@peytonsmith9390]

Episode 83: Olan Chefs it up in Mustafar

[@TheCyanShyGuy]

XD

[@catschats702]

"The atmosphere of Mercury" :D :D

[@brunettebaristadevon6475]

This was hilarious and so freaking sweet! I’m proud of you for having committed to the rolls as you did, truly. But the sweet comments, especially the closing line, just punched me in the ventricle muscle. I even tested up a lil at the end. It was beautiful. Wonderful story, absolutely made my day 💙

[@mightytgaming3]

I was supposed to be studying. "Put the food on the wooodd!!" lol The ending dude

[@devilsadvocate6381]

The enthusiasm at which you speak every word literally gives me energy, like electricity in my veins!

[@sir_lusciouslocks1123]

"Dude,I Gorden Ramsey these vegetables."(Procedes to karate chop the air)😂

[@morganthompson2650]

The Tennessee wonder child has done it again! During the whole story I had so many laughs and several awwwwws! Great story like all of your stories! In the story you mentioned y’all just ate two spring rolls, I have to ask, did they turn out well?

[@LemonSoda026]

MY DAY DOESN'T START UNTIL OLAN BLESSES US WITH A S T O R Y

[@abbyfincher]

Just the first sentence....little big O. You have graced us with the goings on of Olan brain. Blessings. Also, I have that same shirt.

[@junco88]

I don't need to repeat anything he says to emphasize how much it made me laugh, because IT'S ALL HILARIOUS AND I WOULD BASICALLY BE CAPTIONING THE WHOLE DARN VIDEO.

[@michaelilano1263]

“Earn that coin for their local Witcher!?” A man of culture indeed, lol.

[@iRastapus]

Legit about to boil over. My mother's lasagne holds many an emotional arrow in my quiver.... LOOOOSE!!

[@trentthegoat3793]

This came out right on my 16th b-day. I could not ask for anything more!

[@mitsuyuki-hime9879]

I've never clicked faster on a notification

[@christophersheets5452]

Last Spring, about this same time, I had a big assignment but got a notification about a new Olan Rogers story. It cheered me up enough to finish the assignment with falling into crippling despair. Today, I am again working on a big assignment with the same professor. I sense an emotion resurrection in the air

[@YashiHashiyama]

"Earn that coin for the local Witcher!" XD

[@neoben00]

i love you for making final space. I will defend your honor until i die.

[@applesourz755]

Dude I literally just had this with my girlfriend. Considering the fact my best dish I can make is a mean bowl of cereal i knew I had to make something nice for her.

[@patchiibabs1762]

Make a "suicide" cereal as I call it- mix tons of differs t cereals together to make the MONSTER MASH OF CEREALS

[@dragonquill3182]

This is probably the most romantic story I've ever heard

[@InfamousSwoosh]

Dude you’re videos are awesome lol

[@galacticlavalamp6338]

Every time I click on one of his videos I grin the entire time it’s just awesome!

[@mz.krafty4533]

The king has returned to tell another legendary tale...we missed you!!

[@toiletpaper6408]

Final space is one of my favourite shows of all time and I seriously can’t wait for season 3

[@jayteedub322]

I will refer to humid air as a sleeping bag of hot farts from now on.

[@lukewillson8421]

“It wasn’t an AC unit! It was a DC unit, a don’t cool unit!” For real the best laugh I’ve had in awhile!

[@benbauer3401]

I demand Gary cook lasagna or spring rolls for Quinn in season 3. Please Olan!!!

[@telectronix1368]

Only if it is made via the method of boiling.

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

Hmm,I'd like to see that-preferably if the Team-Squad had a little too much extra stuff in their food-based rations,and Gary wanted to be REAL nice about it-like Taylor Swift-esc "meet up in a café and just hang out/talk to each other about things/'Begin again'-type"-style,maybe..?!

[@alaskanorth8370]

The pureness that is Olan. Helping me through 2020. Thank you for the story’s man.

[@xandratheunknown5640]

I just laughed so hard for about 11 minutes and 2 seconds.

[@roydoggy]

I need more Olan in my life during CV-19. The fact that all his standup was cancelled has been the extinguishment of the last spark of hope that I so desperately needed in these times.

[@ndnMorningstar]

Your life at the end sounded like Heath Ledger’s joker.

[@jennycvek677]

Olan, I am so thankful for you and your gift of storytelling. You are a gift. 💜

[@ornnyforeve]

Nobody: Not even Steve Mother Loving Urkle: Lil Big O: *sLaP mY THuNdER NiPpLeS*

[@archeraction6]

My family shows each other these stories often. I can't count the amount of times we were in tears & cramps. Thank you, Sir 🎩😂

[@Thatsokayiwaswrong]

"because it was july"

[@NickyKhilnani]

i last watched olan rogers like 5 year’s ago and then found him on Final Space when I recognised his voice that brought me back here. And yet again he proves why he’s one of my favourite humans.

[@castayo005]

New story = me watching all his other stories directly after

[@ILovHelloKitty13]

I met you in Salt Lake & cried so much I couldn’t say thanks for changing my life. So thanks for everything you do Olan. Hope you ‘n Rach are having a wondrous week ✌️ 2:58 MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I SPIT ON MY SCREEN SING MY BOY! SING

[@jacksonfontaine8697]

Lol, I already laughed when said “Slap my thunder nipples.”

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

Bravo! Bravo! What a great story there,Lord of the Tennessee wonder children!

[@reknit96]

My mom made my dad a lasagna for their first dinner at home. He said that’s when he knew he’d end up marrying her one day. 💜

[@isadork8967]

Please never stop telling stories

[@TheCreatorsNook]

YES!!! THE COMEBACK KID RETURNS FOR ANOTHER STORY!!

[@Spectralyzed]

I was literally watching some of your stories yesterday... *GASP* I must have the telepathic-esis powers of the Heavenly Lightning Lord!

[@KilroyActual]

Was fully expecting you to call pizza energy-on-dough and was thoroughly disappointed.

[@ehmjeyy7814]

You are just the pure embodiment of chaotic neutral and I love it

[@DrDolan2000]

"It's mine forever" Not cool, bro

[@jacobdalton7602]

OLAN BROOOOOOOOO this video is 100% straight up juicy FIRE! You have found you inner ZEN. Your creative juices are flowing HARD. Get out of the way cause nothing can stop the Olan train!

[@OlanRogers]

Jacob Dalton ❤️

[@Queenliz123]

Do I need to do homework? Yes Am I going to watch this right now instead? YES

[@veb6428]

Come west!!! Come to Seattle!!!! You’ve been one of my favorites since I started watching KZbin, I’d love to see you live!!

[@NimKay]

Olan: Guys I’m going to Nashville, I’m going to St. Louis, I’m going to Indianapolis, I’m going to Cleveland, I’m going to Pittsburgh, I’m going to Baltimore, I’m going to Phoenix ahhhhhh!!!! Coronavirus: Ahah. No you’re not.

[@alyssaoh]

I feel like he's telling this story with way more manic energy than any of his other stories. And that's SAYING something

[@the6ig6adwolf]

We just saw the real raw Olan Rogers. Shwah!!

[@TheManofBoogie]

SON OF A WESLEY, I know what that level of heat is LIKE. I recommend against driving a freaking black sedan, with no A/C, IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER. Not only could I have cooked eggs on the hood of the car, but I could've made a four course breakfast in the passenger seat just by holding a skillet with the food in it! It's so HOT. Anyway, speaking of Florida...are you going to be visiting anytime soon? Or are you avoiding us because it's usually hotter than Mustafar? xD

[@Skim_Milk5]

I haven’t watched anything by Olan in probably ten years.... he’s just the same. I’m so happy 😂

[@ChrisPB]

As an Italian, I can confirm that what Olan spoke was genuine Italian when talking about the lasagna Edit: Spelling

[@samantharae1822]

Don’t drink while watching Olan, you will spit it out

[@emilyramoundos7527]

I always wondered what this sounds like outside the room hes recording it in. Does he rent? Are his neighbors like "do you hear a woman screaming?"

[@BenJamin-xo9so]

That's an awesome story. Olan plz keep making stories they brighten my day every time I listen/watch

[@ag1639]

Yeah, It's been awhile.

[@sophieboyce7880]

His wife hearing him screaming from the other room: he's talking about the date again

[@stivender03]

Top few comments, cool.