Olathe, Kansas Police vs. Fire - Dad Jokes

Watch as the police department and the fire department battle for funniest dad jokes. Be on the lookout for some special guests!

[@unitedauzzie3207]

for a fire fighter he is cold with the jokes ... daammmmnnn

[@skydragon84]

This should be a joke the police officer uses next time :)

[@skyboggie8253]

That blank face! 🤣

[@skyboggie8253]

@Maxx Kroes how

[@stormangelus6638]

FD dude was just stonewalling him so hard! LOL

[@oz_jones]

It felt like immovable object meeting an unstoppable force, lol.

[@carolynthornton8017]

IN MY VIEW The first two: Police Sgt. Joel Yeldell had a sense of humor and tried to have fun. Fire Capt. Mike Hall put a dead damper on the challenge. Officers Kurt Dunn and Bryan Jaegers had so much fun they pulled us into their fun making us laugh with them.

[@leequesada439]

Jaegers and Dunn are epic... Did they get ahold of some of the narcotics evidence stash??? LOLOLOL They couldn't stop laughin, couldn't even get out a joke for like 2 minutes lolol

[@rhec806]

I wish my PD and FD was this awesome

[@Diego-hr4yj]

Buddy they most likely are

[@SarahAParis]

Contagious laughter! You've got each other cracking up now.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hachiroku2612]

I hate that but I do enjoy it 😂

[@SarahAParis]

@@hachiroku2612 I end up not being able to catch my breath.. it takes me quite a while to settle down!🤣👍😂

[@hachiroku2612]

@@SarahAParis you know the type of guy who laugh back just before his friend stop laughing? Yeah I'm that type of guy 😂😂😂 I love seeing people burst out when they're about to stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@Lori_Hanna]

First guy was on beast mode

[@brianng354]

The both cops laughing made me laugh so hard almost shit myself

[@samuelpinder1215]

First guy wasnt funny

[@ramby_whiskeytangofoxtrout7778]

Let's put them in the next guys just ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

[@reiskywalker0964]

The second bunch was awesome 🤣🤣🤣

[@cheshirekat3050]

A police officer pulls a driver over for speeding. The police officer walks over to her car, and tells her to roll down her window.... Officer: "What's your name, Ma'am?". Woman: "Frieda". Officer: "What's your last name?" Woman: "Gogh" Officer: "You are Frieda Gogh?" Woman: "Ok. Bye." (don't try this at home, kids)

[@jeanneratterman]

I’m laughing at their facial expressions! 😂🎉and the in between banter! 😂😂😂 and at the bell ringer!!! 🤩👏

[@sleepygrimm4645]

The captain’s saitama face is actually the funniest part.

[@stevengarrison7218]

It's so wholesome seeing serious workers laugh.

[@werewolfgirl1995]

Daaaamnn, that firefighter played like his life was on the line

[@shashankchagalamarri3361]

My right ear enjoyed this.

[@kennford]

Dunn and Jaegers were baked as fuck

[@uglyamerican7349]

I’ve seen these guys back when I worked at Austin’s bar and grill before the Marines, absolutely loved them

[@donthurtmyfeelingsplz]

Wtf there is a KZbin rabbit hole of local municipalities fire and police depts doing dad jokes? Why does this exist? And why have I just watched 5 of them?

[@willdenoble1898]

Bc they’re awesome. Sioux Falls is the best.

[@mindassassin]

That man must kill it on poker night

[@spaghetti9845]

What do firefighters and police have in common? They both want to be fire fighters

[@canis_lupus2220]

Savage!

[@SarahAParis]

Love these! I really appreciate the hard work our local PD and FD do to help us when we are in trouble. Gotta love 'em!👍

[@aaa7189]

Thank you for serving !

[@yougants8927]

Take a shot every time he fix those papers

[@awesomebob657]

The bell was loud but this was still very enjoyable :D

[@cooliceman0001]

Yes...couldn't hear some responses because I was in a mike tyson boxing match

[@boboften9952]

Doctor " You Have A Bladder Infection " " Urine Trouble "

[@Stussmeister]

Although I'm not yet a dad myself, here are some attempts at Dad jokes that I either thought up or remembered: Did you hear Bob lost his big toe in an accident and got a rubber toe? He's now known as Roberto. Want to hear a joke about procrastination? Eh, I'll get to it tomorrow. What kind of paper do trains write on? Stationery Did you hear all the toilets in the police station were stolen? Cops have nothing to go on. How do you know if a big cat isn't telling the truth? He's always lion.

[@iloveferrets5859]

definitely one of the best battles ever

[@PlatinumEagleStudios]

Guy: *tells joke* Other Guy: *Hears the punchline* ........... (👁👄👁)

[@Ethan-pe3hm]

Being from Kansas I relate to thier humor

[@TheLilredone]

Too good!! I miss you guys!!

[@boboften9952]

Why Are Spiders Smart ? They Find Everything On The Web .

[@justinbourget1560]

Urine trouble,this is perfect!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@DorisDay-lw4xs]

Think the cops win these 😂. Especially the first one.

[@mellsbells6075]

I love these guys 😂😂😂😂

[@caprice3110]

I can't...😂😂

[@LayL0w_Dump]

The seconds guys fried🤣🤣🤣

[@maconwills4009]

I'm glad the fireman isn't a cop. Stare into your soul and make anybody crack.

[@sleepygrimm4645]

Jaegers and dunn

[@boboften9952]

I Woke Up During The Night Wondering Where The Sun Had Gone . THEN It Dawned On Me .

[@meengreen52]

Good way for these guys in uniform to unwind. They see some crazy stuff.

[@patricianatawiria8390]

Jaeger and Dunn died too fast 😂

[@boboften9952]

I Have Eleven Fingers . I'll Prove It . 10 , 9 , 8 , 7 , 6 Plus The Other Five Is Eleven .

[@scottherrin5812]

You guys are great

[@boboften9952]

Which Batman Actor Skips Church ? Christian Bale

[@criticalfxck13]

They look so alike yet so different

[@boboften9952]

.... That Calendar Is Almost Finished . It's Days Are Numbered .

[@albi_in8047]

Old Joey with a serious face

[@richa.s9912]

Alright ‼️ My cousin is from Olathe Kansas.

[@franklesser5655]

Epic! :)

[@PremaritalCheese]

What prize did the inventor of the knock knock joke win? The no-bell prize

[@pegasus7466]

His face always gets me 😂😂

[@skully0078]

Well, that escalated quickly.

[@boboften9952]

Girl Friend " You'll Make A Great Father " Boy Friend " How Do You Know ? " Girl Friend " I Have A Sixth Sense " " I See Dad People "

[@boboften9952]

What Did The Drummer Call His Twin Daughters ? " Anna One , Anna Two "

[@vinesinloops5161]

give the cop a cigar he did great

[@boboften9952]

Two Gold Fish Are In A Tank . One Says To The Other " Do You Know How To Drive This Thing ? "

[@goolashnz6426]

The local police dept are following up a theft of a local farmers gate. The dept are moving quickly just incase someone takes a fence.

[@BumberenzoManilupinoCity]

If I where one of the competitors I’d fail because I laugh a lot.

[@boboften9952]

I Went To A Seafood Dance And I Pulled A Muscle .

[@nochancecze]

"they fast"... yep, they are...

[@boboften9952]

Telling Dad Jokes In The Under Wear Shop Has To Be Brief .

[@boboften9952]

Why Is The Beach Wet ? The Seaweed There .

[@boboften9952]

If The Early Bird Gets The Worm . I'll Sleep In Until There's Pancakes .

[@RexfromIslaNublar]

3:26 The whole sprinter joke part had me in tears 😂😂😂

[@Cartman-Official]

my right ear thanks u

[@DragerPilot]

Can’t hear the jokes for the damn bell

[@cheshirekat3050]

Turn on the Closed Captioning option, and maximize your screen.

[@boboften9952]

You Can't Get Married At The Library . It's Booked Up .

[@yungwylinfree]

😂😂😂

[@boboften9952]

In An Argument I Would Call Her Lipstick . She Would Call Me Mascara . In The End We Would Make Up .

[@boboften9952]

A Police Officer Caught Two Kids Playing With Fireworks And Batteries . He Charged One And Let The Other Off .

[@BumberenzoManilupinoCity]

😂😂💀💀

[@patriciaapetrone]

Did they really leave a candle unattended at the end?

[@boboften9952]

Dad Asked Me To Put His Shoes On . I Said They Are Two Feet Too Small .

[@jozeng1318]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@boboften9952]

Did You Hear About The Hungry Clock That Was Still At The Restaurant . It Went Back Four Seconds .

[@boboften9952]

I Have To Teach My Children The Other Twenty Five Letters Of Alphabeta , They Keep Asking Why .

[@boboften9952]

Which Is Faster Hot Or Cold ? Hot , You Can Always Catch A Cold .

[@boboften9952]

A Red And A Blue Ship Have Collided In The Caribbean Sea . Passengers Are Marooned .

[@boboften9952]

Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day . So I Took The Day Off .

[@boboften9952]

What Do You Get The Person Who Has Everything ? A Better Doctor .

[@boboften9952]

Why Did The Dorito Farmers Feud ? Neither Would Throw In The Chips .

[@CourtneyW-jr6fx]

If you could murder a song what artist would you use? Sawzaw SZA

[@CourtneyW-jr6fx]

Start learning

[@boboften9952]

I Saw A Crime At An Apple Store . Police Want Me To Be An iWitness .

[@boboften9952]

Did You Hear About The Kidnapping At The Local School . He Woke Up .

[@boboften9952]

How Do You Track Will Smith ? You Follow The Fresh Prints .

[@kammrenashcraft]

First firefighter said 😐

[@boboften9952]

Why Don't Skeltons Climb Mountains ? They Have No Guts .

[@spaghetti9845]

why are fire engines red? If someone pulled your hose you would be red too

[@boboften9952]

What Do You Do When You Have Woren Your Clothes Out ? . I Wear Mine Home Again .

[@boboften9952]

What Does A House Wear ? Address .

[@boboften9952]

I Let The Wife Name The Children . That Way I Could Call Them Anything I Liked .

[@boboften9952]

I Told The Kids That They Could Watch T.V. = But Don't Turn It On .

[@boboften9952]

How Did I Get My Girl Friends Attention ? By A Tractor .

[@markmeyer5618]

That bell is too loud

[@boboften9952]

Hickory Dickory Dock Three Mice Run Up The Clock The Clock Struck One The Other Two Got Away With Minor Injuries .

[@boboften9952]

Where Do Horses Go When They Are Sick ? . The Horsepital .

[@boboften9952]

The Invisble Man And The Invisible Woman's Children Are Nothing To Look At .

[@boboften9952]

How Do You Stop A Skunk From Smelling . Cut Off Its Nose .