Dad Jokes - Part I

[@BenjaminHari]

It looks like Police guy is already trained to control his laughter as I'm sure a lot of goofy things happens in his daily job and he has to know how to keep his serious face on while laughing hard from the inside lol.

[@EpicBehemoth]

Yeah that's actually something cops are trained on. As someone from Florida I've seen as of em struggle so hard to contain themselves. And then get in their car and start dying

[@vinceallenmeneses5883]

They seem like nice and kind officers.

[@Moochi4]

They are nice alot of cops I talk to are the same way but kindness is not weakness no one likes rude people

[@GummySlayer]

"Seem"

[@dundukas7899]

in relaxed situations

[@20alphabet]

That's the point of this. It's to make you forget about this: m.kzbin.info/aero/PLX_lXbCtcjeVQy0-_hg9bUmF6FfIR0nrp

[@cageybee7221]

they're old, the older ones are always the most chill.

[@heathersmith2201]

I love how the fire department tries to self talk himself not to laugh!

[@evildrporkchop4628]

Finally an officer and fireman who are not roasting each other.

[@LARZMARZ94]

I feel like a dad joke exists in this comment

[@evildrporkchop4628]

@@LARZMARZ94 ... I think you're on to something

[@wdiddy1]

I met a guy who works at the Campbell's Alphabet Soup Company, he makes about 500 g's a year.

[@LARZMARZ94]

😂😂😂

[@zackslay2938]

This fireman has a good sense of humor lol

[@Alexander_jade]

the two most likeable guys ever hahaha. enjoyed this a lot

[@reiskywalker0964]

Constipation joke had me in stitches...

[@thegreenpianist7683]

My friend asked my if Airplanes are the best transport way, I said maybe not... But they're definitely up there

[@thegreenpianist7683]

@Gen. JFH thank you, I forgot I even made this comment, this was an original joke (hopefully)

[@Norcalw204]

@2:20 “Have you heard about the movie constipation?” ...... “It hasn’t come out yet.” Lmao 😂

[@jonaha.k.ashazam2535]

Oh my god😂😂😂

[@Culvey]

Leave it to a poop joke to make the officer laugh

[@Norcalw204]

@@Culvey IKR

[@Magnum_Wolf]

I lost on that one

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons? Hose A and Hose B

[@0xhhhhff]

Conway79 LMAOO. What do you call a Mexican who just lost his car ? Carlos

[@torment4723]

wow never heard that one before

[@andyjay9346]

Why doesn't James Bond ever fart in bed? He'd blow his cover! 🤣

[@Strahinja_Djordjevic]

I really like the: Blind man walks into a bar, then into a table then into a chair

[@rlast1523]

What do you call a one-legged woman? Aileen. 😂

[@geraldfrost4710]

Where does she work? At the I-Hop.

[@rlast1523]

@@geraldfrost4710 Lol, yes she does. 😂

[@joshfoley8862]

FD guy needs to be quicker on his punch line delivery to be more effective. I laughed with the movie one! Great job guys.

[@elliotduncan1052]

Woke up 5a.m. Nothing to watch on t.v. Was just getting bored of KZbin, then I came across this . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Marsalis_CW]

They got along so well. This was awesome!

[@omegaPSI2006]

NRHPD making me laugh at how he appreciates the jokes. "Oh yeah, that makes sense"

[@myhandle853]

A man that set himself on fire was arrested....illegal possession of fire arms😆😅🤣😂

[@torreycat7716]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

[@nickyfoltz6271]

Thankyou...hilarious...God Bless the chef who made the Sorcerer on the left he's chefs kiss. Redford Burnell..Carson....whaaaa...please lock me up if you gonna be my personal keeper...God is Gooooood.

[@rumplestiltskin7304]

A termite walks into a bar and asks: Is the bar-tender here.

[@eaglebauersrecordcollection]

🤣

[@idontknowyouthatsmypurse]

I appreciate the control they have not to laugh, but it’s sooooo much fun to watch when they actually crack each other up.

[@joshfreeman5488]

Best part of this wasn't even the jokes.. It's was old matey from the FD with his trash talking 😂😂😂

[@ashieshinobi]

That was awesome! You two are funny!

[@tjcolv6427]

Oh my God, the tears are rolling down my cheeks!!!! Thanx, guys! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@imonthewinningside8281]

Police officer can't stop checking everyone's reactions. 😅

[@catherineblue5607]

Cell-fies 😆😅🤣

[@howegav]

What's not to like. I love dad jokes.

[@Ben-ig3bf]

I'm gonna be honest, I love these competitions between police and fire. Its just such a good way to have some fun!

[@aidenholfter641]

What bar would you get in a jail? A chocolate bar

[@cgappleton7781]

I hope you guys read this one day. Thank you for all these laughs; I’ve watched this so many times after a bad shift in Emergency and you two always cheer me up. God bless you and your families 🙂🙂🙂

[@katz0625]

I LOVE these guys!!! They’re great!!

[@EaggerSilverdragon]

"I need you here! Here!" HAHAHA

[@tulsatornado1578]

I just want to go to all the ones I follow and wish you all a Happy Father's day. To all the other father's out there Happy Father's day.

[@metallist9868]

When they came in and sat down I just thought "oh, were going to laugh a lot" and at least one of us laughed a lot (I totally lost it with the holy water) 😂

[@scruffypupper]

Thanks for the laughs!

[@aewhatever]

Lmao they look like brothers

[@mygreatescape9617]

These are awesome, you get to see a totally different side of police officers and firefighters lol absolutely funny

[@adminsroserobertson]

well done to you both xo💖👏👏👏👏

[@jeanneratterman]

Some of their jokes make me bust out a guffaw! They are such characters with these funny jokes. I love to see them enjoy themselves! 🎉❤

[@princessxcatsz]

What did the dog say to the wall? Wol wol XD

[@emanueldjordje]

4:35 omg he tought he was gonna say I'm gonna bust you 😂😂

[@ccpr15]

This was the cutest thing ever

[@gabrielmorrison9477]

What do you call a Mexican whose lost his car.......... Carlos

[@myhandle853]

If girls in the south are called southern bells......are girls in Mexico called... taco bells?

[@MultiGamingNetwork03]

That's both fucked up and funny.

[@petersonscottb]

Rudolf the Red-Nosed reindeer is dead at the age of 54. He was flying over Barcelona when he was struck by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Witnesses say that the reindeer over Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

[@josie4065]

😂😂 Reminds me of My Fair Lady

[@dianethiesen4867]

This was a line by Colin Mochrie on Whose Line Is It Anyway!

[@tylermorgan445]

FD: Somebody stole my Thesaurus. I don't have the words. PD: Did you call the police? : FD: No I called the cops. Missed opportunity.

[@scootergem]

good fun with bad jokes! enjoyed it!

[@duttydiesel8303]

2 men walk into a bar... You'd think the second one would duck?

[@VeryLostFisherman]

These jokes are absolute gold!

[@codyleonard7129]

A drunk walks out of a bar a see’s a nun at a bus stop and pushes the nun when the nun hits the ground the drunk says you’re not so tough are you Batman

[@michellesorenson1292]

SO CUTE!

[@craigfowler7098]

Best one was Nobody Nose

[@fancypants1523]

Why do doctors only get serious after the surgery? Because thats when the gloves come off.

[@greenfingersgardener822]

I am no good at this. I laughed at the tents lol

[@corycardinal6875]

My stone ass keeps trying to double click on the jokes that made me laugh

[@spaghetti9845]

what do police and firemen have in common? They both want to be firemen

[@mayojar420]

This was a good one :D

[@branwhite4973]

Not fair, one guy is trained to be stone cold. The others trained for fire!!

[@letsbehonest4221]

When you get arrested by the cop on the left it ain't no joke,

[@leonidasspyropoulos849]

Loved it, both were good.

[@brucemartini2288]

I thought up this: Why is 007 always in a "sticky "situation??? he's a BONDing Agent🤨

[@jackw3235]

I could not stop crying 😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍

[@cynthiad6048]

I have used interrupting cow quite a few times... it really is a classic.

[@reallife3942]

My wife asked me to get in touch with my feminine side.... . So i crashed the car...

[@pugernoufer]

Where did Capt. Hook buy his hook? At a second-hand store.

[@coreykuefler-terweeme7268]

Is this what cops and firefighters do when they don’t have cases assigned to them?

[@MultiGamingNetwork03]

This is what happens when Chiefs are bored.

[@best-o5573]

The laugh counter didn't score all the laughs on both sides!

[@titoramatrix3581]

please make police vs inmate

[@killcharge4338]

Mike the cop and after prison show

[@derwahnsinnige4807]

Bad jokes Meeting tiny minds .............

[@kanteannightmare]

Imma cashew. Lol.

[@karatecat46]

Ah, I love dad jokes

[@andrewmacintosh2287]

I love this shit. So fucking cool.

[@TheTimeForChange44]

The dad jokes are good, but the interplay between the officers is (more) hysterical. I see there is a part 2, but you guys need to do more, please!

[@myhandle853]

What computer sings the best??????? ........A dell😆😅🤣😂

[@TheFaveteLinguis]

The left guy looks like Mr. Incredible.

[@josie4065]

He does!

[@BeautflDisaster4]

What’s brown and rhymes with “big boy”? Andre 3000

[@meganrunner]

“Sit on the couch eat some Cheetos” that’s what I’m doing right now

[@warofages4498]

This was funny as hell

[@crisbalduin84]

😂 😂 Love it! You guys are great 🙌

[@andrewhans1]

The policeman reminds me of Mr. Incredible lol

[@unioprefec]

Great video about a Pouce vs Fire

[@jerichorivera6097]

What do you call a fish who finished medical school? A brain sturgeon.

[@barryszymanski8022]

The police officers always seem to win

[@michellesorenson1292]

SO FUN!

[@ptmy8590]

Yes.

[@BhaaskarDesai]

Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was deaf. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was sitting on some far away fence. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was courageous. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was a toy pigeon. Two pigeons sitting on a fence. This time both stay put and don't fly away, why ? Haven't fired the gun shot yet.

[@Docstantinople]

Hmm some of these jokes are regurgitated from another video.

[@chlorophyll6154]

Dad on his deathbed Dad : Hey son, I'm going to miss you so much Son : hey Goingtomissyousomuch, I'm son Dad : dies in peace

[@jonshannon7096]

You’ve got to love the awfulness of some of these jokes! Ouch, ouch, woof!

[@philip3375]

"Police vs. Fire"

[@mrsbird2952]

“What you call a guy with no nose and no body?” Answer: nobody nose Me: More head 🤦‍♀️

[@DYLANJJK94]

A salt🧂 weapon. ;)

[@myhandle853]

I bet alphabet soup...... is realy hard to make......IN CHINA😆😅🤣😂

[@20alphabet]

Humanizing cheaters and beaters, huh?

[@sonicthehedgehogmc8990]

Oof🤣🤣🤣

[@s.vidhyardhsingh3881]

Well that’s why the police are intimidating...

[@danahartmann6258]

Why did you guys stop?

[@dadsdads2663]

Cell files that's funny

[@dadsdads2663]

Damn autocorrect

[@MINe19830522]

... cops don't ever listen ...