Old Blind Lady | Deadpool

[@FireFox-co2zy]

“God I miss cocaine“. Lol

[@wolffang489]

I heard that that line wasn't in the script and Leslie Uggams just blurted it out right when the camera started rolling. It really surprised everyone and they knew at that moment she was perfect for the role.

[@ferretpuns8246]

No. No no.

[@ferretpuns8246]

Citrus Lump. Stop it.

[@wolffang489]

@@ferretpuns8246 Apparently she's just that great.

[@ferretpuns8246]

God, who actually falls for this?

[@logger22]

"It smells like old lady pants in here." "Yes, I'm old and I wear pants." "But you're no lady."

[@sethdiaz7838]

Oh so comfy

[@bushy2.018]

Outside of being blind i've never seen you in crocs.

[@kcinrolyat3049]

@@bushy2.018 You mean my big rubber mastur***ing shoes?

[@tonyhodgin1158]

Yes I’m old and I wear pants

[@wolffire5421]

Kcin Rolyat yes, I know downside of being blind, I hear everything in this duplex

[@jasontodd42]

"Sorry about bleeding in all your garbage!" (Garbage man shrugs) Yeah it's garbage who cares if there's blood on it

[@AbrorAkh]

The police.

[@taylorschott8910]

Rishem Bhogal something tells me that garbage man is used to that.

[@bongoqack57]

Rishem Bhogal

[@dark_shadowsyt2418]

O

[@n1thecaptain965]

Well, some of it gets recycled and don't want blood in my recycled cup because that's f*ckin gross

[@welcometothemetaverse2523]

The blind woman concept was brilliant. It's like Frankenstein's Monster became friends with old blind man, who can't judge him by his face.

[@andreashort310]

She's called Blind Al, and she wouldn't judge him anyway. She's too badass for that.

[@darksideofevil13]

It is a pretty original pairing.

[@lukefreeman828]

That's exactly what happens in Frankenstein lol. Not sure if that's what you were trying to say or not.

[@Djeispark]

*Have you ever seen Young Frankenstein? The monster becomes friends with an old blind man. I Think he's a monk or a priest.*

[@lukefreeman828]

King MultiGenre yeah that's exactly what happens in the book. Not a monk or priest though.

[@lettherebelamp5102]

She's like Robin to my Batman. Except she's old..... and black..... and blind....

[@lettherebelamp5102]

Cooker Cook Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman too.

[@courserhunter5592]

Doesn't that mean she's the Alfred to his Bruce wayne

[@Requis272]

Not Applicable ... but Deadpool is a marvel character talking about DC characters? ??

[@ErikPT]

In the comics he has her look after his biological daughter

[@zicc616]

The_Burned_man Deadpool can say whatever the fuck he wants, doesn’t matter if you’re from dc....why? Because he’s Deadpool

[@DoggosintheHouse]

I'm impressed with the number of errors in the captioning.

[@sw1rly801]

Right bruh like who tf is mrs cocaine

[@garex1939]

@@sw1rly801 her younger self XD

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

It's like the dude just gave up and said, guess IDC lol

[@Tumbleflop]

Pros: They tried Cons: Not very hard

[@benm.4875]

4th wall break inside a 4th wall break. That's like... 16 walls

[@Mysterythehedgehog]

fun fact: that was the 16th fourth wall break in movie.

[@freehoya4276]

But how is it 16 walls shouldn't it be 8 walls

[@saigonrider]

@@freehoya4276 4 to the power of 4

[@freehoya4276]

@@Hakaisuuu why you abusing I just had a query which I asked and got a reply to

[@worsethanthedevil8731]

@@saigonrider Would that not be 4 × 4 × 4 × 4? Which results in a 128th wall break?

[@PaperiLiidokki]

As a guy who actually delivers Ikea furniture to silly ppl who actually buy Ikea, i can confirm everything Deadpool said.

[@mwillblade]

No Ikea near me, do they really sell meatballs?

[@PaperiLiidokki]

Yes, quite good ones actually.

[@andyhaochizhang]

mwillblade yes they do.

[@user-ck9nd3jn3d]

But I like IKEA furniture :( it's nice

[@unnati_Singh26]

@@RekzysTheTitan best comment ever!

[@SaavMagician]

“God I miss cocaine” 😂😂😂😂

[@gavinmiguel1345]

God Mrs Cocaine

[@kcinrolyat3049]

200th like

[@aronnemcsik]

that was not a scripted line...

[@ClayMorrow91]

‘Her. (Gasps) Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break. That’s like...16 walls.’

[@nwhepcat6310]

@@gavinmiguel1345 The English captions on this were hilarious

[@alexhetherington8028]

If I was acting in this film I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face,I bet Ryan Renalds had to do many takes.

[@deleted1048]

Alex Hetherington this is Ryan reynalds being himself they probably did the whole movie in one take

[@ordelian7795]

@@deleted1048 This is not a movie. It's a video autobiography.

[@xnortheast1106]

Otto Niittymäki no

[@chickage5717]

@@xnortheast1106 yes

[@ramsme.]

@@xnortheast1106 yes

[@Mackan272]

As a swede, it's hilarious to hear these guys discuss IKEA furniture and pronouncing the names with american accent.

[@MrUmakemelaff]

Well, they could have just said, "Bork, Bork, Bork" so at least they made a maximum effort.

[@TheTdroid]

As a Norwegian, I have much the same experience.

[@Rumptertumskin79]

when I first saw this scene, I spit out my wine when he started referring to the ikea furniture by name. I was like "omg.... who does that??" lol!

[@jacobgraemoor5778]

so how would it be? Like UHkea?

[@negativeindustrial]

@@TheTdroid Not sure why you Nordic people need three separate languages for a combined population of 187 people, but did they all need to be that difficult to pronounce?

[@RayNDeere]

Blind Al is played by Tony and Emmy Award-winning actress Leslie Uggams. Great actress.

[@kawasakiwhiptwo5821]

I was waiting for someone to mention her Ray. You must not be a Millennial.

[@jaredc304]

I actually thought it was Nichelle Nichols at first (Uhura from the original Star Trek).

[@brutusbarnabus8098]

@@jaredc304 - She would have been a great choice.

[@viceroybear6298]

LOL I cannot believe I did not recognize Leslie uggams.

[@andrewvelonis5940]

Been years since I heard that name.

[@berserkercookie2645]

2:49 Farts and says #driveby LMAO

[@bowlcut3541]

Berserker Cookie read this as it played

[@paulbermingham3126]

Priceless

[@xnortheast1106]

No

[@mihajloukacek7336]

I set #driveby as my sound for notification on my phone xD

[@neonclips4717]

"I wish I've never heard, of craigslist"

[@unkownuDONTknowME]

Meem Ga(≧▽≦)(●´ϖ`●)

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

Before I heard her say that last part I originally thought she wished she was deaf. Uggams is really good at that dramatic pause stuff.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

Depends on the person and the times. The old Daredevil movie for example, when Matt Murdock needed to use a computer he has one specially fitted with bumps on certain keys for certain functions. However there are many computers and devices nowadays that could easily assist a blind person. From text to speech to the voice activated stuff like Amazon Echo.

[@gwarriorpsxbox2978]

When you buy a pair of fake yeezys

[@FlukeDogg08]

And I quote, "Looking for a roommate blind to life's imperfections must be good with hands or would you rather I build the IKEA and you pay rent."

[@Ironmew05]

They're playing Ray Charles in background because both Ray and Al are blind. It's both mean and hilarious at the same time and I can't help but love it.

[@Seabee156]

And old, and black. And they love….people. I had to.

[@Nick_C1997]

At least it’s more subtle than if they were playing Stevie Wonder

[@thejaded]

​@@Nick_C1997Just "I'M LIVING MY BEST LIFE" in the background 😅

[@MegaDrainProductions]

1:10 One of my unexpected things I really like about his costume is that traditionally you'd expect him to have some kind of combat boots on, but nope, he's wearing ankle high shoes.

[@KalibreSteelblast]

Right? Especially considering the many years of Rob Liefeld drawing him you'd think it would be a staple.

[@matthewjarek3026]

Fun Fact: In the original comics, while Deadpool and Al were living together, they weren't roommates. Wade was keeping her in his house against her will. YES REALLY! They have a very weird relationship where Al can go from being Wade's prisoner, his cleaning lady, or even his mother figure at the drop of a hat. The Deadpool movies and his more modern portrayal in the comics really toned down how much of a scumbag he originally was. Probably for the best because at the end of the day, he is supposed to be the protagonist, anti-hero or not, and you should be rooting for him.

[@josegalindo2418]

I’m glad someone mentioned this ! Let’s also remember Deadpool was originally created as a villain(hitman for hire). He’s more of a complete psychopath but smart mouthed at the same time, X Men Origins portrayed him very similar to the original comics… more cold hearted.

[@Sub-Zero100]

​@@josegalindo2418He was a villain because he was a parody of Deathstroke.

[@damsen978]

Not every protagonist is supposed to be rooted for. Look at Breaking Bad.

[@fbiagent3998]

I don't get how it being modern has to do with being less of a scumbag. As people still get held hostage even in modern times. Maybe you mean there's a more "sensitive" climate and people can't handle that type of content, or so he doesn't get "canceled."

[@ARINOXMUSIC]

Deadpool did say he's no hero and that he's a bad guy in the movie so yeah

[@dannyyoroi1955]

I like how everyone is chill with Deadpool except the bad guys

[@AlasdairGR]

He's just your friendly neighborhood Deadpool.

[@user-oy1cg3mr2x]

Because the bad guys are the ones Deadpool hurts and kills so they have a reason not to be chill with him

[@navymike3129]

If there’s one thing better than Deadpool’s jokes, it’s Deadpool’s anger 😄

[@joelhobbs1936]

Old blind lady? Her name is blind al

[@jamiefields2666]

Stone Chain iiiiwkidvmosidvmisnfvgfhhfjumumje

[@kaspies8150]

Stone Chain “The old blind lady from the laundry mat” he literally just said that

[@aidanmacivor4881]

1:05 "Al"?

[@jakie805]

Stone Chain kkj

[@RandomAmerican3000]

Is her last name Lee? Then she would be a blind Al Lee.

[@AlphaFoxDelta]

"I know it's been decades" "You'd be surprised" Whoop whoop

[@cunningsmile4166]

1:24

[@NateDogg8866]

I am officially your 69th like

[@Damodred_Heiress]

I love their relationship so much

[@williamei3166]

"Sorry about bleeding in all your garbage" he is a true canadian XD

[@Rumptertumskin79]

i told my friend i am a comic book movie skeptic, and then we watched this. When this scene happened I nearly popped a blood vessel laughing. Absolutely phenomenal writing!

[@_IHateHandles_]

That 'hashtag driveby' bit gets me every fucking time I swear! XD

[@sergiotorresaragon7673]

0:16 Some kinds of anger can't be managed, like the kind your year-long plan ends with the *WRONG GUY GETTING DISMEMBERED!!!*

[@agente9988]

0:21 Angry Deadpool moments are so funny 😂

[@OvSpP]

I just noticed that he referenced Batman in BOTH movies!

[@wiinterflowers4277]

Josh Brolin was actually considered for playing Batman *BEFORE* Ben Affleck was cast so...

[@OvSpP]

wiinterflowers I don’t think that’s tied to this, especially in this 1st movie where he wasn’t cast as cable yet. Also Brolin may have Ben considered for Batman, but he actually WAS Jonah Hex remember?

[@ladymarvel9431]

Tbh when she built the dresser but it fell, I was pretty impressed because she was blind, never underestimate the blind kids

[@MinorityBrosFilms]

Soooooo No one is going to mention that "Hit The Road Jack" by Ray Charles is playing in the background while we are being introduced to a character named Blind Al???? You can't write this Shit xD

[@evilyoshi56]

I KNOW RIGHTTTT

[@robertoaballay5029]

Hahahahaha a funny music.

[@MasterArchfiend]

Love the song so it always puts a tap in my feet.

[@sheepy1568]

1:10 that “uuhhhh” at her ass always gets me

[@Urmompeakedinhighschool2]

That frustration in her “god I miss cocaine” speaks to me 🤣

[@michaelholle6061]

Sure hope we get al back in Deadpool 3,she was the comic relief too a comic book relief.

[@michaelvino8679]

1:48 - Damn, Dude knows his furniture:/

[@whatsittoya4959]

See she hulk, THIS is how you do 4th wall breaks

[@vinceamaro1382]

"Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo." Funniest Deadpool quote I've heard.

[@nicolaupoceiro7570]

If Ikea had a sense of humor, they would use that scene for a commercial :-)

[@crimsonlight4205]

Nicolau Poceiro IKEA does have a sense of humor... ever tried putting their shit together?

[@nicolaupoceiro7570]

Yes, years ago. The funny thing is that once you have successfully assembled a piece of Ikea furniture, you can assemble them all.

[@Isiauwuehrifi]

He just casually grabs lotion into the bedroom while looking super serious😂😂

[@KevinGonzales-zv9xb]

Nurse Jackie and the Great Leslie Uggams brought me here.

[@miket2913]

“Hashtag driveby” gets me every time 😂

[@jamessm4401]

To be fair, it’s still pretty impressive that a blind woman built an ikea dresser.

[@hmk5123]

1:27 "Way couldn't God take away my hearing?"

[@naughty_karachite]

Deadpool's breaking 4th wall concept is the most accurate "breaking 4th wall" concept out there. It really engages us with the character and with the movie.

[@Constantilope]

0:01 Shake! shake! shake! shake!

[@Deity_devil]

Gay gay speed lover gay speed lover

[@cambuxton6835]

I love the lady. She makes me smile .🙂❤️

[@TheMulToyVerse]

Gimme a 6-12 episode mini-series of just Deadpool and Blind Al; heavily imply that astonishing, fantastic and amazing things are concluding or about to go down but never show said things... Whole series is just about what goes on before or after incredible things happen Then re-new that series for a second batch of episodes #DriveBy

[@AdamV-ti2uz]

Deadpool is the goat 🐐

[@Commanderziff]

Blind Al is from the comics... and it was pretty dark at first. She was his prisoner for years, and he was pretty cruel to her. He had a room full of sharp objects that he threw her into when he was angry. She retaliated in other ways, insults, and putting laxatives in his food, but it was pretty disturbing in the comics, as opposed to cutesy. Eventually they did part ways, although Deadpool would still prank call her. The Deadpool of today is a lot more lighthearted then he was when he was starting out.

[@bobross8424]

Love this character

[@lizziepetrich5313]

Let’s talk about The Garbage man though

[@owainerskine8454]

Lizzie Petrich not all heroes wear capes

[@meduh9935]

A man with many secrets

[@mrloverman2.0]

He is probably just a low level mutant helping another mutant.

[@BradTheDead]

he's seen weirder things

[@camstat4067]

Wish their were more movies like this!

[@asmartistenthusiast3469]

Camsta T there will be. The sequel is out soon.

[@MChedderbeef]

Camsta T *There

[@NowLedgeOutpost]

There*

[@user-qf5nc7pw7r]

There are... Now there are 3.. well about to be 3 but u get my point...

[@CristySFM1234]

i just love how self aware this movie is

[@urifrid6767]

0:33 God Mrs cocaine

[@robertcook7591]

I absolutely love how they argue about IKEA products

[@LightSeizer]

Nothing like giving a roomba as a gift to a blind person.

[@shaunbang]

Please MCU allow Deadpool to continue doin the amazing work it’s been doing at the helm of Ryan Reynolds as well as keeping it rated R like all Deadpool content should be

[@gaving.griffon2703]

I believe that dead pool 3 will be the MCU's first R rated movie.

[@andrewft31]

Eternals had a sex scene which is new to the films but was kind of introduced by the Netflix MCU shows

[@jbapparel10]

Thank God someone still knows how to make a funny movie, Ryan Reynolds and the producers of this movie are my new heroes 😁

[@Pointman11111]

0:11 loool just noticed he gives the worker the same advice Al did in the first Flashback

[@eyeseer1]

Blind Al a.k.a. Blind Althena a.k.a. Blind Alfred appeared in Deadpool #1 (1997). #TheMoreYouKnow

[@alexrosas5788]

eyeseer1 Bro I never even thought of that you must be a really big fan of DeadPool

[@pepeishere7529]

Wow nice google search.

[@curtpangan9833]

Pepe Is here actually i know her before all of this

[@weaselboyjenkins3931]

Everyone needs an old blind lady in their life.

[@AlasdairGR]

I love how Wade knows the correct pronunciations of the IKEA names 😂😂

[@Pointman11111]

0:37 This has to be the best 4th wall break in the history of 4th wall breaks

[@T29hotrod]

Ray Charles song in the background and i the irony because he's blind and al is blind . Very nice

[@boredadventures918]

Anyone see the white mask in the backround it kinda looks like dead shots mask

[@kaspies8150]

Where?

[@sirlunacy8066]

Rippys Lab Look closely around 2:27

[@isaacsprenger9940]

Now I'm done isn’t that his old suits mask?

[@_project_done]

The guy shown in the poster is Rey Mysterio. You can clearly see it at the end of the video. It's obvious that it is him. The mask has all the symbols that Rey's mask has

[@datdamnkez]

Could be a reference to xforce

[@daile8659]

When he says "pretty sure Robin loves Batman too", he's probably referencing some of the old Batman comics where they slept together.

[@LoneMagpie91]

Still, that is a very wrong interpretation of the characters in that era. It is odd, but, Richard Grayson is his son more or less. I could imagine it is trauma causing the boy to not want to be alone and Bruce as his father thinkimg "the kid can stay a while but gonna have to get him out of this habit"

[@shehrlock5780]

1:23 I reply the same when asked about Crocs

[@The40Glock1]

Grabs unicorn lotion and magazine 😂🤣😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥

[@harshnigam3385]

like seriously, no one is even discussing that!!

[@ARINOXMUSIC]

Its the norm for deadpool lmao​@harshnigam3385

[@bendover3781]

"fourth wall break inside fourth wall break, that's like... Sixteen walls" XD

[@aperson9368]

Great that he has extreme healing powers, but isn't gonna be a pain in the a** when he has to make a new glove/piece for his suit every now and then?

[@sweetbabyrodney]

Isn't that why he try to prevent getting shot or dismembered?

[@kristinaaikanoff2432]

#driveBy

[@catharinavandemaele7667]

'

[@rosarodrigues1587]

Oi

[@rosarodrigues1587]

Oi

[@cheesething5564]

Deadpool cares he said "and make sure this doesn't happen to anyone else"

[@rekillz]

Well no but actually yes

[@Sid_Kill]

I wish I had powers like DeadPool

[@thelastsaiyan6287]

@@Sid_Kill you would die you see deadpools regen is to strong so it never turns off so what happens is your body would blow up from the amounts of cells rengerateing depool doesint have to worried about this cuz his cancer constantly kills off cells so his body does regen him to death their was a few times were he lost his cancer and then dieing to his regen cause of it think like a balloon you put to much water it pops its like that for deadpool but with skin and muscle his cancer kills off the unnecessary cells

[@xnortheast1106]

the last saiyan cap

[@alldogsgoheaven]

But he'd rather go touch himself instead helping tha old lady build tha idea dresser... n he didn't even care to wash his hands or take a shower after jumping out of garbage

[@boyfangirl6321]

"Hit The Road Jack" playing in the background is such a perfect touch.

[@kapishjoshi4576]

The way he air humps Blind Al as he gets through the door is fucking hilarious. Very wrong but still hilarious.

[@viljamvihman4431]

Love the deadpool, love this lady and love this film

[@MellSayzHi]

Watching this with subtitles during the hurdal is even more hilarious

[@ReedyBoy108]

Can we just be aware that a Marvel character acknowledged Batman and Robin's existence! ^_^ I sense a cross over ;) Probably not. But a boy can dream.

[@agentapple2674]

Reed Flitcroft No it's just because that's Deadpool who's the best fourth wall breaker ever...

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

It makes up for all the times DCTV keep referencing Marvel. Seriously Felicity compares Killer Frost to Hulk.

[@koek1122]

Just 15 years ago an avengers movie was the most unrealistic pipedream a comicbook nerd could have, and now... we have a tv series coming about falcon and winter soldier... that crossover will happen. But at the right time and in the right moment.

[@TheWargod66]

For the Love of God Wade! The Relationship between me and Robin is strictly professional.

[@vital7387]

😁

[@neroknight1234]

Superman was mentioned in spiderman 2, so its not that surprising lol

[@MChedderbeef]

NERO KNIGHT He was mentioned in Spider-Man 1, not 2.

[@reidt182]

M. Chedderbeef "he's not superman you know" That was from spiderman 2

[@kingolo97]

Your Everyday Random Dude no it was 1. Aunt May : "you do too much ! College, a job, all this time with me, you're not superman, you know ? "

[@backup-qg6nb]

@@kingolo97 Yeah, it was 1. After the Goblin ambushed May, she went to the hospital. Peter was with her in the hospital room when she said that.

[@jackwebster9486]

Still always wondered if Deadpool ever knocked her out while barging in through the door like that .

[@Thedarkknight2244]

Love the "wrong guy getting dismembered!"

[@Waffle8205]

“I wish i never heard of craigslist” LMAO

[@peterbenjaminparker8572]

Wade calculating is just hilarious..

[@matthewwilson3030]

Robin and Batman❌ Blind Al and Deadpool✅

[@imogengrant7460]

How's that "Kullen" coming along. 😄😄 The way he says it, gets me every time

[@jandlesmith]

I'm the lady in the background folding the laundry.

[@jrmetmoi]

Jandle in the city where? Who the hell was that?

[@nyota7382]

0:35

[@johnmason1239]

OK Mrs Jandle,Except your no lady ;-) x

[@jandlesmith]

@@johnmason1239 Your not a nice person to make a comment like that on someone you don't know. Thanks for your rude comment

[@jandlesmith]

@@johnmason1239 you will be reported to you

[@Mommy_Makima20]

0:39 This has been "Math Lessons with Deadpool"

[@NeddyMontz]

0:20 “Ends with THE WRONG GUY GETTING DISMEMBERED!” 🤣💀

[@raquele6470]

"some types of anger can't be managed" lmaooo

[@v1llian30]

'You're no lady' is actually a reference to the original character concept for Blind Alfred..

[@lmaobet4609]

Did he just mention Batman???

[@batmanbrucewayne2516]

Yup and robin

[@MrKobold22]

deadpool knows he is a character thats why he could speak about the lanterns shit cgi :D

[@RoachCatJr]

no

[@prowlerstriker1618]

@@MrKobold22 how does he know?

[@MrKobold22]

@@prowlerstriker1618 Thats his character, he knows that their world is just a written story. Thats why he constantly and directly speaks to us. He knows that he is the main character of the movie deadpool.

[@Storminlikeelnino]

Playing a Ray Charles song for Blind Al. Perfect.

[@justaghostinthesea]

I like that the song keeps playing even during the flashback

[@dauntlesswarriorproductions112]

2:49. #driveby. XD

[@shadowflame099]

Alex Pohto XD. Especially the fart.

[@jardex2275]

At 1:30 there's a ton of advent calendars all over the wall. Within the final cut of the film, they don't really make any sense. Originally, Francis was supposed to be caught by the police at the burning warehouse, and sentenced to a few years of jail time, with his release date being 'Christmas Day' for Wade.

[@uhm211]

That "Arm" comeback sent me to heaven🤣🤣🤣

[@ikg2449]

1:08 that "ugh" is so funny to me for some reason xD

[@hungduy6353]

2:18 It had been more hilarious if it fall into his face

[@ghostkilla931]

The 2nd suit had a lot more money spent on it, had a lot more detail. I hope he kept the second one too.

[@sadaderlangga17]

Love how the truck guy just acting like that's normal

[@QariMurKalot]

Deadpool comes in sees Al bent over........1:10