Deadpool being a Comedian for 5 minutes (Deadpool)

It’s my first time making a video like this🙌🏻
Movie: Deadpool

[@the5thghostbuster]

my favourite joke in deadpool by far is him showing a crayon drawing to people and asking if they recognize the guy

[@piigeon2nazzy589]

Absolutely that's the first thing that pops in my head when I think of him

[@Jknight416]

Deadpool does have a habit with writing/sketching things in crayon

[@scarlettreyna4009]

Yesss when he’s like “have you seen this man”

[@Joseph6-k4p]

I’d rather pershish

[@Joseph6-k4p]

I am the son of Envy

[@Jknight416]

You can tell that Ryan Reynolds was definitely in his environment and having a blast when he was taking on the role of Deadpool

[@Nardur12321]

well he had to... to redeem himsel fof that horrible travisty deadpool/wade wilson was in Wolverine: Origins... yuck.. Though i honestly think all the backlash that got was a great motivation for him for later.

[@AJ84291]

@@Nardur12321 also green lantern.. even deadpool knew of that travesty

[@radium4194]

@@Nardur12321 fr

[@slvmptic5116]

yeah which cause it to have a 1 time watch value movie was dull and forced comedy isnt the best hopefully he can save his movie with the 3rd one before t gets cancelled again

[@renegadebikersol2936]

Basically just Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds 😆

[@imanflexington1677]

"Your poor wife" I'm fucking dying!

[@Urlocalartshop]

….I’m upset that I understood that…..

[@clarebaker9764]

Best line! I died when I heard it the first time!

[@NobodyInParticular...]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

I'm sure Kitty Pryde is fine Colossus is too wholesome for that sort of thing anyways

[@aditya-71]

And so is his wife.

[@willdrunkenstein5367]

2:27 this sudden "Dad?!" really got me

[@Ac1dCantrell]

Nahh😭

[@anonymous12301]

😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@PatrickGreney]

I think one version he says “scout master Kevin” 😂

[@Sticmin]

Oohhhh… your wife 😭

[@johnrockyryan]

Oh your poor wife 😂

[@Mr.Skeleton53298]

"Shit did i leave the stove on?" "Your poor wife" My favorite lines. Edit Never thought I'll get 1.4k likes-

[@maggiefonseca2524]

True

[@regen21x14]

"have you seen this man?" Is also up there

[@Mr.Skeleton53298]

@@regen21x14 okay man I'm sorry

[@themardbard9096]

The delivery of "What in the ass?" always ALWAYS gets me

[@emmalmao8854]

i keep replaying it it’s so funny 💀💀

[@malayka2175]

Was just gonna comment this lmaoooo

[@xavierd.1668]

5:13

[@gusdbus2287]

i love it sm

[@草-w4e]

It's the "cockshot~ 🌺" for me

[@Spork7vv]

“Dad?”

[@halldorsvavar4873]

Son

[@reaperltccool4975]

Sorry to intruding, I'll leave XD

[@JYProduction26]

So it’s canon that Deadpool has a father and his dad’s 🍆 is metal hard!! LOL

[@AJ84291]

ohHH, his poor wife

[@tiffanyjordan4013]

i want to like but it's at 669

[@1995robin]

04:33 I like that he just knocked him out and didn't kill him

[@FivesFigures]

And then dragged him away, blew him up and left with his wife.

[@heliummm]

because comic friendship :D

[@starlit_kestrel]

Because these two have known each other since the military

[@Weird_Alchemist42]

I mean Deadpool is a crazy mutate on a revenge killing spree, not a monster.

[@sumaoncrack2251]

@@Weird_Alchemist42 yep he looks like a monster he does what a monster be doing But ain't one himself

[@shadyboltbandit3302]

3:39 “Tell me where your &$:)7@;? boss it, or you’re gonna die… in 5 mins!” Gets me every time.

[@Mashykmana_ALT]

“You might wanna look away for this…” “Now this little piggy went to-“

[@jacknolan4268]

Its so funny every time bro 😀

[@Gamex-Frontiers]

3:40 3:41

[@Taughtnoodles]

Look away child LOOK AWAY

[@Tealflvrry]

1:33 I love the way he skips like a child skipping in a field of dandelions 😭

[@thestrawberrypatchkid3333]

I love Deadpool so much, like his fourth wall breaking and his humor

[@AJ84291]

well he broke the first wall then put ducktape over and just peals is from time to time.. or if he need WAHM

[@philswiftdestroyerofworlds1988]

@@AJ84291 It's "Wham". Or better yet "WHAM!"

[@karvenman]

For me fourth wall breaking is hard cause too little it's bad, too much it's bad, there is a middle area where it's perfect

[@Coco_1958]

At this point, the fourth wall has been broken so many times, I don’t think there even is a ‘fourth wall breaking’ anymore

[@thatoneperson0808]

He's the best

[@hamzahussain5442]

“But that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a *fucking kebab*” 💀💀💀

[@colon3_]

best part of the video 10000%

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

XD

[@colon3_]

@@arrontheprotogen9276 fellow protogen greetings!

[@Storygospel533]

Was sitting in the theather with my girlfriend at the time & the same thought went through both our minds right before he said it

[@colon3_]

@@Storygospel533 that is amazing

[@milothewise6969]

1:06 This will always be my favorite scene “He wore the brown pants 😀”

[@misssunshine7408]

🤣😂

[@ohnobro1424]

I loved in Deadpool 2 when he was fanboying over Juggernaut and he said “I should’ve brought my white pants!”

[@milothewise6969]

@@ohnobro1424 LMFAO

[@nekonomicon2983]

That joke flew right over my head the first time

[@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel]

@@ohnobro1424 that better not mean the tail creatures thats in a man right?

[@AbbynotAbbi]

Deadpool:*aggressively sniffs smoke* yeah imma touch myself tonight

[@CarlBlackburn-wh8dn]

That was wild💀

[@greentoesbstatus4325]

"I'm touching myself tonight."

[@wolverine_779]

"WHAT. THE. SHIT BUSCUIT?!" The delivery of that line is too good 💀

[@Gamex-Frontiers]

1:37

[@stonetrapz1804]

“Have you seeen this man🤔” gets me every fuckin time lol

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok...

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

got him too

[@UnmatchedSkills]

Ryan Reynolds did too good of a job on Deadpool I literally can't see him as anything else in every movie since. I'm convinced it's canon in the Deadpool universe where he's just taking on these other character roles as himself...so Deadpool is playing Ryan Reynolds.

[@bricksbones9710]

Same

[@tylerriley2587]

Why didn’t he win a Oscar for Deadpool

[@UnmatchedSkills]

@@tylerriley2587 Can't win an oscar for playing yourself

[@holliswilliams8426]

@@tylerriley2587 he's just playing himself

[@carlosocasio2247]

So you’re saying detective pikachu is actually Deadpool?

[@KD-xp2eo]

“Tell me where your f*****g boss is, or you’re gonna die… in 5 minutes!!!” Fave line in the whole movie 😂

[@imaginationave3687]

"...Dad?"

[@oksanakostrikov6897]

Fr it’s hilarious 🤣

[@mandalorianperseus4662]

Imagine him actually making us wait the 5 mins to kill him

[@S1ayer585.]

@@mandalorianperseus4662should be a bonus clip 😂😂😂😂

[@SirToaster9330]

It's even better seeing him slowly approach him

[@NormalChannel95]

1:31 a quote that will always be relevant when you're feeling extra proud of yourself.

[@Randompersonwholikesstuff]

HAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂

[@VenusLucidDream]

1:36 is literally my favorite joke from Deadpool and it still makes me laugh to this day

[@bluebaby4120]

4:26 "look away child... *LOOK AWAAAY* "

[@angelflores5908]

@GlowFlare *looks back*

[@michaelbriggs3787]

@@Darth-Tano_Editsme talking to my sister while I’m playing Rdr2 and killing npcs:

[@raeaiyanna3292]

takes me out every time

[@ryansteffen2102]

“That guy was already up there when I got here” and “all the dinosaurs feared the t-Rex” are my favorite lines

[@allancuxx8734]

Yesss😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@animefreakygeek]

The dinosaur quote gets me every time 🤣

[@Dctctx]

I still don’t understand the dinosaur joke

[@ryansteffen2102]

@@Dctctx the T-Rex was the most feared dinosaur back then and they had short useless hands, dead pool was breaking his hands so they became useless and made the joke about his hands

[@Dctctx]

@@ryansteffen2102 I was overthinking it that much? It thought it was more in-depth than that.

[@royjustinevirtudazo8825]

“Please don’t make a super suit green.” LOL!

[@glocktop916]

or animated

[@conradpolintan6725]

taking a shot at green lantern

[@Dctctx]

@@conradpolintan6725 well deserved ones

[@tracytreason]

took shots at green lantern

[@Itsezeystitch]

Or pink

[@Matticraft0fficialbatches]

0:19 the adventure time watch 😂

[@Whotfneedsme]

Fr

[@Stuff-we1qk]

0:20

[@Butter_LoverXD]

"Look away child! LOOK AWAY" LMFAO 😭

[@ignismentha6505]

"Your poor wife" sends me every time 😂😂😂

[@Unidentified952]

SAME LMAO

[@ladymarvel9431]

5:10 wades reaction was just so priceless 😂

[@blackblade99009]

I can legitimately believe he was actually proud of nstw

[@vampire_freak5050]

*Gasp* What in the a$$??

[@quimicalkirby]

what in the æss :0

[@jivonne1991]

“Look away child…LOOK AWAY!!” always kills me for some reason 😂

[@QueenPomeranian]

SAME LMAOOO

[@GodIsMy_Father]

the adventure time watch is everything🤣😭💀

[@amyartlover]

And his Hello Kitty duffle bag😂

[@thelegogunsmith8395]

5:05 first part: heartwarming second part: XD

[@donff5972]

"your about to be killed by a zamboni"gets me everytime😭😭

[@swordracer]

And I’m guessing it took 5 minutes to type that

[@Leatherhead1225]

His laugh at 3:35 is pure gold...

[@BENDYKILLER698]

TELL ME WHERE YOUR FUCKING BOSS IS OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE... IN 5 MINUTEE

[@KiwamiClaud]

I waited five fucking years for a Deadpool movie, and FUCK ME it was worth it Edit: it would seem that there is a severe miscommunication here.

[@Dabluemoon93]

Yes!!

[@ieatmeat1104]

Only if it’s okay with you

[@elvis5384]

Welp, don't mind if i do **unzzzzips**

[@m.5684]

@@elvis5384 SSSSSSSTOP

[@Bored_Zomb]

Aight bet. Name a time and place

[@michixv]

2:31 "Dad?" Gosh I love this guy😂

[@alexisgrunden1556]

Despite having seen this movie before, I made the mistake of eating while watching this...and I almost unalived myself at that clip~🤣🤣🤣

[@Kg_qK]

Massive respect for the Adventure Time watch

[@Aaaaa1ggg]

“Im touching myself tonight” “I’m also touching myself tonight”

[@myellatorres2110]

my favourite Marvel character, hoping he shows up in Multiverse Of Madness ❤️🔥

[@FivesFigures]

It's been confirmed he won't

[@Retr008]

@@FivesFigures not confirmed

[@FivesFigures]

@@Retr008 It has been confirmed he's not showing up in MoM. Search it up.

[@Retr008]

@@FivesFigures well if you trust very good scourse then it was not confirmed he was in it but some hints actually Depends which news article your reading

[@emmalmao8854]

i just looked it up and it says there will be a deadpool 3 and it’s going to be in the MCU so if that helps any

[@adventurekitty1016]

I wanna know what in-universe characters see when Deadpool interacts with the camera. Does a camera just get willed into existence?! I wanna know! XD Edit: keep all your theories coming. I like reading about how you guys think Deadpool breaks the fourth wall and what people see as he does so.

[@gwenstacysrealbf755]

idk i feel like time would just pause for them untill deadpool s done talking so for them it would feel like nothing happened

[@yoda5436]

either he's miming it, or those scenes take place in his head and they just see him staring off into space for a couple seconds

[@Alyumic]

They don’t see anything but him talking to air and I guess he sees an imaginary camera man

[@Raspthewolf]

I think in the comics at least they just write him off as insane and keep it moving

[@adventurekitty1016]

@@Raspthewolf 😂

[@SigShadow]

My favourite would be, 03:20 "don't make the suit green, or animated"

[@DF9000k]

He really did not that like the green lantern movie 💀

[@SigShadow]

@@DF9000k who does?

[@DF9000k]

@@SigShadow Ryan Reynolds because in the movie his green lantern suit was green and animated

[@Jeanne-Dupont]

"Dad???!!" I LOVING it 😂😂

[@MM22966]

He has that thing: He makes you giggle so hard you forget he's viciously killing all sorts of folks.

[@Gemsverse]

3:47 I like how he breaks the Fourth wall and see the invincible camera an even touch to move it away XD

[@ProtoAlpha]

In the comics he talked to his writers to give him powers🤣

[@nikeeweston]

That’s the whole point mate. He breaks the 4th wall he knows he’s a comic book character and looks like Ryan Reynolds.

[@taliablack4080]

This entire movie was structured off of Gen Z (Memes, excessive profanity, main character syndrome, and a general I don't give a sh** mentality) Edit: Okay everyone, I get it.

[@youfromthefuturee]

I’m pretty sure that that’s been deadpool’s whole deal since the 90s

[@taliablack4080]

@@youfromthefuturee Yep, sounds accurate.

[@asharteaga3562]

ok

[@andrewd.3469]

I'm not gen z but I mean, its really entertaining so who cares lol

[@lilplaguedoc6682]

I mean, its a lil too on point lmfao. We followed Deadpools example cuz we all watched it as younger teens/older kids without our parents permission and decided without a doubt we were gonna be like deadpool as adults lmfaooo

[@DarrenStevensohnOfficial]

He has a good humor and shares a good vibe with his cab driver. What a guy.

[@miguel-ds8bl]

0:05 i'm pretty sure we've all done this

[@Bear-gamerIguess]

All the time

[@notyourstrongestavenger6971]

What break the 4th wall?

[@DR.RANDOM54]

​@@notyourstrongestavenger6971 no do the thing with the wind in the car

[@Xtreme-d7q]

what pull gum off the roof and accidentally throw it at the camera

[@miguel-ds8bl]

​@Xtreme-d7q nah I got the time stamp wrong I ment the thing with the wind

[@Erased__Timeline]

My favorite jokes are, “Your Poor Wife!” “Have you seen this man?” “Look away child. LOOK AWAY!”

[@Thee_Simz]

That "Your poor wife" line still gets me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Abyss8564]

“This guy has the right idea, he wore the brown pants.” I am dying rn 😂😂😂😂

[@elinakenci]

😂😂😂😂

[@exelbima5084]

"You're gonna die.... In 5 minutes" Always gets me

[@franciscs1604]

3:42

[@Edward19542]

0:29 so he can take his mask off!

[@masterkensu8221]

So you can take your pants off 😮

[@youtubevideomaker2025]

of course, the whole time.

[@therebel_rebel]

deadpool being a comedian is basically the whole movie lol

[@bigmangeorge5178]

0:57 is just golden

[@plustuition]

0:58

[@GL1TZTheDrekkubus1267]

I LOVE THAT SCENE XD

[@emmaray6215]

The radio makes it for me.

[@nathanielcruz6675]

Have you seen this man?

[@hoopag7392]

2:31 this got me choking on my own spit

[@chieftokenchoke8329]

“Have you seen this man” proceeds to show crayon drawings 😂

[@WRENCH_MF]

Ryan playing as Deadpool has to be the most fitting role ever nothing can top it

[@ZhaoYun320]

he deserves a longer one...both the metaphor and the video but still. There is no denying it. Ryan Reynolds was PERFECT for Wade Wilson.

[@Satans_2ndhand]

"Look away child....LOOK AWAY!"

[@saddoggo680]

"i wear the red suit so when people shoot me, they cant see me bleed! See, this guy has the right idea! He wore brown pants!" That was very funny lmao

[@REDFRLegend]

2:45 My favorite scene in the entire movie!

[@thatoneperson0808]

That was hilarious

[@thatoneperson0808]

No one else did it better than Ryan Reynolds

[@SethMcilhenny-e4e]

"Besides nobody's getting hurt"

[@SutphinJ808]

Always love the refreshing atmosphere a new single brings to reality, especially from a banger of an artist as Architects!

[@rivroyerr]

Deadpool is by far my favourite marvel movie because its one that I finally share the same humour with it doesnt feel like watching a god damn family friendly KZbin channel yk?

[@DragonSilverlight]

Deadpool the definition of chaotic neutral.

[@onehittalon789]

Chaotic good*

[@ijionclifton9148]

@@onehittalon789 nah hes neutral

[@Omar-Azimi]

@@ijionclifton9148 good would refer to if he’s on the side of good so it depends on which version of Deadpool you use whether his a hero or an anti hero

[@lmw6617]

3:52 is so underrated

[@Funwithcc13]

1:41 my favourite scene

[@FemboyNic]

Same

[@Nuclear_Lemon]

Mine is 3:35

[@ahumanperson3615]

'that guy was already up there when i got here' genius move, buddy

[@souldy-s7q]

Deadpool is just a more for lack of a better word a adult version of spider man

[@partiallyburntcheesesandwi4040]

0:20 this adventure time watch is a ✨fashion statement✨ and I love it 😌

[@iam_missie23]

BRO I AM IN FUCKING LOVE WITH MOVIE IM SO EXCITED FOR DEADPOOL 3

[@Plagolago64]

REALLY

[@mrbadass5423]

Listen Ryan we know this is you

[@iam_missie23]

@@mrbadass5423 lol

[@rafiela8055]

i hope that just because he is now in the mcu they wont "tone down" his character or the movies to fit audiences

[@Plagolago64]

@@rafiela8055 Now they said that they wanted marvel to become a little bit more mature that’s why they’re adding things like Daredevil in The Punisher to Disney+

[@colinbell2983]

"Have you seen this man", while he holds up a toddlers drawing is probably my favourite Joke in the whole film

[@SupeMikeYT]

My favorite joke is when he’s like tell me we’re your boss is or you’re gonna die in five minutes

[@DX-RAGNAROK]

“You’re gonna finish this video! In 5 minutes.”

[@Mobile-ef8yz]

".....Dad?" Had me wheezing when I first watched it and still does

[@TheWeirdo_101]

1:34 I just love this scene! XD

[@memelord2136]

3:47 You know Deadpool did some messed up stuff when he tells you to look away in a rated r movie

[@rennnythe]

2:31 "dad..?" BRO HES SO INNOCENT LMAOO

[@alpha5664]

Deadpool's pain tolerance is amazing.

[@smackingjack425awesome3]

3:12 best part in my opinion

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

“Your poor wife!”

[@TheactualWhistle]

Cock shot! *p a i n*

[@Fideothedog2021]

cOcK ShOt *pain*

[@justashrimp7594]

3:35 My plants: ahhhhhh!!!!! Fuuuuuu- Zamboni zombie: Imagine getting killed by a Zamboni! Lololol

[@Ezezetayin]

So true. 5 year old lil brother struggled a lot with them

[@Neptunespitbarsfrfr.]

​@@Ezezetayin Me when I was 6-7:

[@pikathemimikyu6655]

Underated 😂

[@It.z_Dottie]

“Negasonic teenage what the shit?! “ I’m fuckin dying I can’t- Edit- holy shit balls over 500 likes?!

[@newhampshireboy]

My favorite comment involving NTW is when Deadpool refers to her as Negasonic Teenage Longest Name Ever. I can't believe that wasn't in this compilation.

[@tlepageart4294]

“That’s the coolest name ever!!” 🤣

[@ghostslayer1981]

2:37 is this one

[@starkiller7278]

5 minutes!? That's robbery! We all know throughout the 2 movies he was a comedian all the way.

[@christianknight1810]

“I'm Touching myself tonight.” LMAO!!!!!!!!

[@ItsKomplicatedMusic]

this movie is the best blooper reel ever

[@michaelc2775]

0:56 have you seen this man 🤣🤣

[@thatoneperson0808]

He sounds like a British news presenter

[@JakeEqualzGroove]

that's what happen in deadpool 3 lol wolverine smashing deadpool head in to radio

[@keaneszero]

2:30 Made me wheeze so bad 🤣

[@Mjdecker1234]

Deadpool 1st movie introduction is one of the best, top 3 of all time to a movie. The way they did these movies, couldn't have been done any better. I hope they make a lot more or add him to other series in some fashion, someway.

[@HeadInTheClouds-d3x]

The fact that wade always swears at the most random times and then says CANADA when his hands are broken…

[@chipskylark172]

The “ Are you there God, it’s me Margaret” Kills me every time 😂😂😂😂😂 it’s such an obscure reference

[@bakedbeast9043]

Same lmaoo

[@poseidonskidfromfrance]

1:41 “Your probably thinking “My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the red suit just turned the other guy into a fucking kebab!” Lmao i can’t KING OF COMEDY HERE Edit:

[@Slimeball21_3]

I said this to my gf just for that part Same with Deadpool 2 a family movie lol

[@Goldenflapjack23]

The “Look away child… LOOK AWAY” always takes me out 😭😭😭

[@joezulvc9240]

3:34 That laugh tho 😂🤣

[@TheStupidSeal10-3-07]

“You’re… you’re about to be killed by a Zamboni.” 😂

[@neeltjeschmidt]

It’s so sadistic 😂

[@lillitheflower2571]

Now I understand why this was my uncle’s favorite movie

[@_dumb.emo.gxrl_]

"all the great dinosaurs feared the T.rex" how many times did he break the fourth wall 😂😂

[@stellarluna1834]

All of them

[@SaraCVT]

Fourth wall breaks inside fourth wall breaks. That’s like…16 walls! 😂

[@ramanand5187]

Johnny Depp 🤝Ryan Reynolds. Being their usual self and making Captain Jack Sparrow and Deadpool such iconic characters

[@aRllySpitefulGator]

1:41 I KEPT REPLAYING IT BECAUSE GODDAM THE WAY HE SAYS IT HAS BE DYINGGG-

[@kadenburton9860]

The way he said “a fucking kebab” made it so much funnier 😭🤣

[@taurean_004]

what is he saying....?

[@ThatAussieMan]

@@taurean_004the way he says kebab

[@jennaaaxoxo]

This movie is so entertaining and well made, I'll never get tired of it‼️

[@Mike-kn5jc]

4:51 the way be repeatedly trolls hugh jackman in this movie kills me😂

[@minecraftgamerpssst1823]

I'm can't stop laughing to part how Deadpool wants to find Francis and Deadpool say (tell me where is your fucking boss shit or you gonna die in 5 minutes)🤣

[@moonliela8188]

3:25 its almost like the studio couldnt afford for the rest😭😭😭😭😭

[@AjaxXavior]

No ones getting hurt! Dead guy casually falls from a high place😂😂😂

[@NebulaMCwasTakenWasTaken]

…and that’s why Regina- rhymes with fun!”

[@SirDistic]

I love him meeting Negasonic Teenage Warhead. She looks at him because she knows when she tells him he'll say some silly ass comment. And she doesn't want to deal with it. But in the end she tells him. And his reaction is the best. "Negasonic Teenage...what the shit? That's the coolest name ever." and she's just like "yeah what do you want me to do with that?"