Old Man

john malkovich is an oldman

[@TheNightshotBR]

As the old saying goes: "fear the old man in a profession where the men die young." Best two movies DC will ever make.

[@abdalrrahim]

The dc version of the kingsmen movies and it is fucking glorious

[@chukkachick1879]

John Malkovich's character was the best thing about this series. He was so...out there, he cracked me up every time.😅😅😅

[@randalllaue4042]

Best!!

[@bill2178]

best old guy movie yet

[@gauravshriwas2730]

What's the name of that movie

[@bill2178]

@@gauravshriwas2730 red

[@kerriethompson2073]

Helen Mirren was my second favorite character! Such a great film!

[@MN0VV4]

They’re called “retired, Extremely, Dangerous” for a reason🤣

[@MN0VV4]

Dang spell check

[@j.i.s.l178]

😑 Again 😹😹😹

[@angieroxy7550]

who are?

[@fyreborneblu6706]

@@angieroxy7550 R. E. D.

[@angieroxy7550]

@@fyreborneblu6706 r¿eD?

[@donjave7146]

Never mess with the old man, he's old because he's obviously survived a shit lot of trouble

[@professionalamatuer8064]

Sooner or later youngsters are going to realize guys like that are old because they didn't die while kicking ass.

[@lordeden2732]

Oh grow up it's a FICTIONAL FILM WITH SPECIAL EFFECTS!

[@professionalamatuer8064]

Lord Eden Get bent. It's just the comments section of a fictional film with special effects. While you're criticizing KZbin comments why no go annoy the people who leave comments in the game of thrones video clips.

[@coltonrichard5588]

@@lordeden2732 *has left the chat...*

[@PoloLoiTamin]

@@lordeden2732 I bet you committed Sepuko now......

[@dannygjk]

@@lordeden2732 ReFuckinglax keed.

[@ronaldautry6191]

“We’re in an airport” gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@nobodyreally467]

She is so beautiful in this movie. And married. Darn it.

[@miketomlins2365]

that ending makes John Malkovich a badass. single handed firing

[@breonwilliams6175]

Always listen to the crazy old war veteran... he's always right

[@petejones879]

John Malkovitch was just brilliant in the red movies.. He stole the show

[@leecarter3183]

Casting John Malkovich in that role/character was inspirational 👌

[@user-yn6pl2qh9u]

full of inspiration, to me,that's all!

[@kerriethompson2073]

This movie rocks! Awesome cast and writing!

[@dillonmalapute8323]

"she called me an old man" casually saying it while being rained by bullets...

[@Legba85]

Dillon Malapute he cares more about being insulted that getting shot at. 😂

[@bendrenth441]

Can I kill her now?

[@user-yn6pl2qh9u]

that's just a misdirection,he tried to chill out and being casual that way

[@markhenderson9801]

The getting shot at is something he is use to being called “old man” is not

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

@@markhenderson9801definitely, he’s the guy in the trench who’s smoking a cigarette while the kids are shitting themselves trying not to get hit

[@arlentaylor7185]

P.I.G. Portable, Integrated, Grenade Launcher.

[@AdamSmith-lb5cn]

Arlen Taylor Did you guess that or did you do research or did you serve as a Tier one guy?

[@belindahawkins1246]

Arlen Taylor The reason for the pink pig Thank u

[@Earth517Phoenix]

Arlen Taylor P.I.G...Participation In Government

[@drankurbaruah]

Arlen Taylor Penis Inserted Gradually.

[@lucaspatrick542]

P.I.G.L.E.T. Portable Integrated Grenade Launching E-Fuel Tanker (I knew I could make it work).

[@masercot]

One of the few movies I'll watch on commercial tv...

[@JohnSmith-pe6wo]

Tom Slak English dude

[@HeresJackie_J]

The lady: "How?" Marvin: "Smaller bullet"

[@warmcoffeevirtualdrum8317]

old man my ass....

[@Bergen98]

That is where Billy Butcher learned his ropes - while hunting down such badasses like Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Hellen Mirren and Morgan Freeman

[@my_MillenniumFalcon]

“OLD MAN MY ASS” 😂 Hard to believe this Stone Cold lookalike in Con Air can end up as comic relief in this scene... 🤣

[@WeaponLight]

Millennium Falcon BUT! he was a badass.

[@AngelofDeath1431]

"ALL HAIL JOHN MALKOVICH"!!! As the saying goes "The graveyard is full of a lot of YOUNG, dead fools".

[@Rorschach97]

"Old man my ass." lol

[@centralprocessingunit2564]

marvin is actually the G.O.A.T of all reds

[@nobodyreally6345]

Don't ever call John Malkovich an 'old man' even if you have an RPG. I'm just sayin'.

[@yattaguru]

Note to self: Don't call John Malkovich an old man 😜

[@kylepowell9841]

Agreed.

[@blackdemonknight]

Am I the only one sad they didn't keep the pig around?

[@E-MAN979]

Probably one of the coolest action movies I’ve seen

[@rubenlopez3364]

When the chick fires the RPG it reminded me of those COD Black Ops commercials that had real people

[@cheesegyoza]

Every veteran has a little bit of crazy in them just like Marvin. We’ve seen things.

[@chrisweidner4768]

Hope for a 3rd. This is one of our great films and series.

[@contrafax]

I love this movie. So many good scenes.

[@bmadidc9123]

You know Mythbusters proved that that shot was actually possible…

[@cinematicstudios3418]

She called me an old man!😂😂

[@SortenRavn]

No respect..

[@lordeden2732]

And we call you a bloody parrot!

[@SortenRavn]

@@lordeden2732 Who?

[@bendrenth441]

@@SortenRavn Can I kill her now?

[@zentafergiefergie7044]

With this actor's voice he could be a great narrator 🌹👍🙏

[@faridwahyudi7041]

1:44 ouch...😅😅

[@lextasy786]

John Malkovich’s career took of from Con Air.

[@ZephyrBW]

“ I might be old but I’m the best. Little girl”

[@myreecrazon8137]

Shake the tree. You'll pay for the breakage? Roger that. Epic.

[@joonheehan9183]

god....blow up the rpg with revolver.....this never gets old lol

[@jacobreacher6165]

He sounded so annoyed 😂

[@thecrow9920]

John Malkovich best actors..🎬🕵️‍♀️🥇

[@nynthworld4152]

That's right old man! Hilarious movie!👍

[@bendrenth441]

Old man?

[@willambonney]

@@bendrenth441 no respect.

[@bendrenth441]

@@willambonney Can i kill her now?

[@willambonney]

@@bendrenth441 👍

[@santinobos345]

Home run for John Malkovich!

[@nataliephan562]

I want that piggy

[@lordeden2732]

You couldn't handle the piggy!

[@howardchambers9679]

Only if you squeal piggy

[@DrWatson4]

And the grenade launcher

[@nobodyreally6345]

Such great movies. Terrific scenes.

[@xadam2dudex]

They didn't do a great job of timing the explosions of the people but this was a fun movie

[@Bergen98]

In a job, where you can die easily on the first second of your first mission, it means a lot when you CAN actually retire and be STILL "considered dangerous".

[@mayankvijayan798]

thank God for John Malkovich

[@frankieclayton9303]

One of the best franchise ever 👏

[@GalenNight]

*I TOLD YOU SHE SHOULDN’T HAVE MADE THAT PHONE CALL!*

[@davidchism6081]

At least they weren't fried with Y Rays.

[@owensweetland342]

Wow! His character is crazy!😂😂😂😂

[@Mister_H.]

“I knew we were going to die today” 😂

[@shihabuddin4275]

2:35 Damnest among the history of badassary

[@alexanderleach3365]

RED: retired extremely dangerous.

[@rulyu97]

Always amazed by how Hollywood RPG make a C4 explosion

[@princeavinashmishra421]

Old man my ass! 😂😂😂

[@cinematicstudios3418]

That look he gave the woman in that showdown killed me!😂😂😂 "Old man MY ASS" HELL YEAH! Dope MAN! Lesson learned! Don't disrespect the old timers!

[@huguesroland6308]

“Making people laugh is a serious matter, making them cry is a piece of cake.” Charles Chaplin if I remember well.

[@calebl.4351]

I love this movie!

[@muralikrishna4789]

Movie name??

[@SteelPhoenix78]

Note to Call of Duty players: *This* is why over-reliance on the noob tube is a bad idea.

[@mikjon67]

Now this I got to buy....

[@futureking1138]

would loveeeee to be like that if I get old.

[@bikerbisht110]

Very entertaining movie, all actors being great

[@shams.yasa67]

movie name?

[@MrBubbles..]

Shake the tree You paying for the Wreckage ? ROGER THAT OH boy

[@wonderlandgirlable]

I lov u John

[@hardlessons9732]

Pt 1 and pt 2 was great.

[@MrChiangching]

At last, a realistic action movie!

[@JoeyPepperoni101]

This scene is the epitome of bad guys having no aim

[@davidmcaninch4714]

Old man, my ass.

[@alasiadarthe001actual9]

Just realized he could have shot her while she was reloading the rpg. Cooler this way but still he had plenty of time.

[@mjfreaklove]

I watched this movie for Malkovich.

[@zeffurein]

title?

[@Jedimindset]

Take note that he let her reload that bazooka. WTF dude! 😂🤣

[@michaelsternberg7320]

Great scene

[@AryanWirawan]

Sarah so excited because she surrounded by beyond pros.

[@brendanm7059]

thats why you dont bring a rocket launcher to a gunfight

[@nathanielsmith9174]

When I'm that old I'll still be that roudy and that lethal.

[@biker-dr1ne]

Notice the safety was on the rocket? Would not have went off if it hit him anyway

[@TheKingMAC]

She called me an old man... Should I get a rubber glove and a Doctors examination, cough, does this hurt..???

[@danielblanchet7577]

That scene from 1:48 to 1:50 is a killer! BOOOM!

[@jjrank7144]

The way how marvin rock back the chair and reach the ground

[@JnEricsonx]

It's like if Malkovich's character from In The Line of Fire was actually a good guy.

[@HariSeldon913]

Maybe he came back as a good guy. He did say later in the movie that he remembered "the Secret Service being tougher".

[@striker6240]

wow, that is one cool sir

[@tappychef1098]

Age & Skill will win over Youth & Treachery Everytime!

[@sheev9852]

No, also skill doesn't come with age

[@MegaToonzNetwork]

@@sheev9852 vs. Kong

[@sheev9852]

@@MegaToonzNetwork what

[@taoybtm]

John Malkovich Vs Audrey Wasilewski

[@ultrasdfthecrazative9097]

“Old man?!”

[@gjaltdijkstra8264]

@ 3:01: I like this moment, where the bullet touches (or better said as: hit) the grenade, and causes a huge explosion. Butt the moment also scares me, Because I know that you only have ONE chance tot shoot.

[@simonbraybrooke4140]

And an old man in combat means he has seen and done what the elite cannot do. Blood and honour.

[@bettystevenson4556]

The best part she did was hiding behind Moses And Marvin jumped out ,she really convinced me she was scared, good job.

[@fishglowinthedark5769]

Don't flinch.

[@samuelgetu1402]

"you smell like Washington"

[@Daniel-os9tb]

P.i.g. And they called him paranoid. Hahaha

[@yorkiepudd7404]

when a red head turns Red hot

[@JonatasMonte]

The woman's explosion was bigger than the RPG's!

[@gsyoung54]

She must have had another RPG stuck up her ass...

[@Sahilprakash1999]

1:31 Marvin: she called me an Oldman

[@UndieBandit]

So that's how Harry Morgan died...

[@largeroyster]

We need another red movie

[@RMJ1984]

John Mcclain and John Malkovich and some useless chick vs Judge Dredd at command HQ.

[@evancobb2554]

She ain’t useless in the second movie

[@roig8]

You are cronologically confused here. After helping to save the Middle-Earth with his Rohirrim warriors nothing was left to do for little Elrond there, so he suited up, cut his hair, and found a job at CIA. After big failure and in the end helping again the good guys John McClane and a reinserted Cyrus the Virus, he had to found another job, this time in Mega City One as New Judge Dredd, cause the old one had to be cryogenized because was an ex-boxer and an ex-green beret too badass to be wandering in the streets managing justice for himself. He was released then to help the useless police of San Angeles to fight Blade, The Daywalker, but that's another story.

[@kelechiojobor933]

Common, she was just a average customer service lady thrown in a deadly shitstorm of killers, what did you expect?

[@user-ee5he9oz3k]

Should've said "well, you're never getting older"

[@welasasih1888]

john malcovich is an old man now.

[@incardia]

02:19 didnt knew forklifters run on napalm.... must be detroit

[@bontronblock]

That's cause you dont know shit

[@erichall090909]

they do run on propane though which would def explode

[@incardia]

@@erichall090909 not like this...

[@maxmccann5323]

2:19 I like how they just disappear…

[@cedricnarne417]

That’s diabolical