[OLD] The WORST Analog Horror Series Ever (in my opinion)

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Hey Peter

Күн бұрын

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@LowQualityTunes240
@LowQualityTunes240 10 ай бұрын
guy got ripped in half, blood everywhere, dead dog, no balls, heres a funny photo that you would have drawn in the 3rd grade.
@BANDANADEE2
@BANDANADEE2 6 ай бұрын
Half-balled dog
@gobuckeyesfootball7689
@gobuckeyesfootball7689 5 ай бұрын
@@LowQualityTunes240 Scooby-no dingaling-Doo
@Luci-morningstar--
@Luci-morningstar-- 3 ай бұрын
​@@gobuckeyesfootball7689 OH GOD😭😭😭
@bananaduck14
@bananaduck14 Жыл бұрын
I think the main problem with the whole series is that it feels like a kid trying to tell you a scary story, but they notice youre not really scared at all so they just start listing over the top "scary things" to get that reaction out of you. Theres not really much of a plot or deeper meaning, its just shock value
@Thi-Sen
@Thi-Sen Жыл бұрын
This is the perfect analogy. It's all attention grabbers, not actual talent.
@Shythalia
@Shythalia Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the stuff almost seems like something I could come up with when I was obssessed with creepy pastas as a 12 to 15-year-old but without the s3xual violence parts.
@owen2576
@owen2576 Жыл бұрын
I think it's just him showing off his art, there's still story, still the same killers, the killings are connected, there's still talent, it's unsettling extreme horror, almost like splatterpunk
@bananaduck14
@bananaduck14 Жыл бұрын
@@owen2576 yes but the story doesn't seem to be the main focus, as there's barely any developments made over the course of the series so far. Every episode is just formulaic and it really feels like the purpose is just to show off his art like you said and to make bad lazy shock horror
@owen2576
@owen2576 Жыл бұрын
@@bananaduck14 yes true but since the series isn't finished maybe he can redeem himself, hopefully
@thegiantenemyspider1
@thegiantenemyspider1 Жыл бұрын
"the victim was found stabbed 94 billion times on the bootyhole and his left tesricle missing. And shoved down his throat was a painting named stolen testicle Steve"
@TheSlammurai
@TheSlammurai Жыл бұрын
"The victim's head was removed and placed balls deep on his own phallus. In place of his head was a painting named Deepthroat Dave."
@lamprayy2046
@lamprayy2046 Жыл бұрын
He was found handing by his d*** and A painting titled "Pedophile Pete"
@piegripalternativeaccount8022
@piegripalternativeaccount8022 Жыл бұрын
​@@Hann1ballsCivil Protection Unit-4206 was found with their reproductive organs lost after being shot with a 12-gauge shotgun during a session of "non-mechanical reproduction simulation". A painting was found, drawn in Microsoft Paint, named "Cock And Ball Torture, featuring Unit-4206"
@bruhgod123
@bruhgod123 Жыл бұрын
@@Hann1balls and also there was writing on the wall saying: "you should have fucking told me what comes after the number 2 carl" along with a lambda symbol engraved into the wall
@bruhgod123
@bruhgod123 Жыл бұрын
@@Hann1balls the other killers were barney calhoun and adrian shepard
@just_another_simp_
@just_another_simp_ 8 ай бұрын
"He was found dismembered with his head in the toilet. We call him Skibidi Steve"
@thesilentangel8299
@thesilentangel8299 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 I choked on the water I was drinking as I read this
@ChupacabraRex
@ChupacabraRex 7 ай бұрын
SKIBIDI GOD
@boothillsboot
@boothillsboot 7 ай бұрын
Brainrot Brandon
@McDonaldsEula
@McDonaldsEula 7 ай бұрын
@@boothillsboot is your user a hsr reference?
@boothillsboot
@boothillsboot 7 ай бұрын
@@McDonaldsEula it is :)
@POBBLEBONK0.0
@POBBLEBONK0.0 Жыл бұрын
This series truly feels like “drew like a dark, fucked up version of analog horror haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao…”
@IMIGHTBEJIM196
@IMIGHTBEJIM196 Жыл бұрын
too real
@grand5517
@grand5517 Жыл бұрын
this is the best explanation ive seen of this series yet
@Moofshire
@Moofshire Жыл бұрын
Honestly a great generalization of the series. Urbanspook is like that one kid that makes super edgy jokes at all the wrong times that nobody actually likes put gives him a pity giggle.
@HankJWimbleton-v1m
@HankJWimbleton-v1m Жыл бұрын
@@Moofshire To quote PointlessHub, Urbanspook is like that guy who stumbles on the stage on an open-mic night, says they’re a master of satire, then says the n-word. Just make him into a master of horror instead and replace the n-word with a real-life photo of a dead baby shown through a Powerpoint presentation, and you'll get Urbanspook.
@MrKhalifa9000
@MrKhalifa9000 Жыл бұрын
bot recycled comment
@radio_cooking_ghost
@radio_cooking_ghost Жыл бұрын
the worst part? this actually has a neat setup. a killer who paints his victims and leaves them behind. the amount of careful planning that the killer would have to do combined with the police's inability to find them actually makes for an interesting story. but ofc they just decided to make it all shock value.
@sock4118
@sock4118 Жыл бұрын
Its sad too, because the art is also legitimately good, but its context is so distasteful and lame that I cannot fully enjoy it. this could have been legitimately good if the creator wasn't a creep that thinks edginess is a good replacement for story.
@Ninjat126
@Ninjat126 Жыл бұрын
"Serial killer who views themselves as an artist" is a fairly common thing in fiction, but a lot of the time it's a "killing is my art form" thing. THIS series has visual art, the "paintings," that the audience actually gets to see (and judge). There's a lot of potential there! Is the art beautiful despite the awful subject matter? Is the art horrifying, but the artist thinks it's beautiful? Is the artist making horrifying art with the -intention- to horrify their audience? If the painting is meant to capture the act of murder, why not take photos or shoot a snuff film instead? If the murder is done for the sake of the art, what's driving that kind of obsession? You could do a lot with that setup.
@lexyshannon9428
@lexyshannon9428 Жыл бұрын
Yeah no thats what turned it off for me, too. At first I was like "what an interesting premise! I wonder what we'll learn about the killer's motivations through these horrible murders" and then it was just like NOPE! MORE MURDER!! ACTUALLY, TWO MURDERERS WITH MORE MURDERS ON TOP. Like it just doesn't make any sense or have much of a direction.
@maarekstele2998
@maarekstele2998 Жыл бұрын
To bad it's basically a rip off of that one fallout 4 side mission
@joeywalls4724
@joeywalls4724 Жыл бұрын
@@Ninjat126 like Stefano Valentini from evil within 2
@aoticope8372
@aoticope8372 Жыл бұрын
All the story progress of this Analog is literally just "Her eyes were cut off, her ears were cut off, her legs were cut off, oh my god her tongue was cut off😨"
@chaeryeologist
@chaeryeologist Жыл бұрын
LMFOAAOAOAOAOOA
@lpstigerlily8506
@lpstigerlily8506 Жыл бұрын
“Her unborn child was ripped out of her!!!!”
@thunderspark1536
@thunderspark1536 Жыл бұрын
@@lpstigerlily8506 "The shopping cart she used at the store was found next to her!"
@Theguywhowanders
@Theguywhowanders Жыл бұрын
« This girl had her h0le replaced by an eggplant omg she’s from Thailand lmao »
@terryv1243
@terryv1243 Жыл бұрын
BRO FR IM JUST HERE FOR THE ART 😭😭😭
@leatheraxeacommenter2922
@leatheraxeacommenter2922 8 ай бұрын
Average Urbanspook vid: A victim going by the name of Betty Schniders has been found in her apartment building deceased. She had 2,563,089,381 stab wounds, and had all of her hair forcefully torn out and forcefed to her while she was still alive. This connects to a painting found before her named "Bald Ahh Betty". She was only -20 weeks old, and we have no idea how to find the killer/s.
@Pepsivsdietcola8755
@Pepsivsdietcola8755 8 ай бұрын
Bald ahh Betty
@hamoodhabibi6353
@hamoodhabibi6353 6 ай бұрын
Bald ahh Betty is the bests thing I've heard today😂
@HankThePimpHill
@HankThePimpHill 5 ай бұрын
Bald Ahh Betty Bambalam Bald Ahh Betty Bambalam
@EripmavsDYraid
@EripmavsDYraid 5 ай бұрын
@@HankThePimpHill bald ahh Betty had a child Bambalam Damn thing gone wild Bambalam
@Luci-morningstar--
@Luci-morningstar-- 3 ай бұрын
BALD AHHH BETTY
@Joipenarge
@Joipenarge Жыл бұрын
"The victim was found with 5,679,201 stab wounds, with 375,205 of them being directed towards the balls."
@Messier42-handle
@Messier42-handle Жыл бұрын
"no genitals george"
@michawkwalter4205
@michawkwalter4205 Жыл бұрын
No Balls Billy
@GEB_Rosee_PPS
@GEB_Rosee_PPS Жыл бұрын
@@Messier42-handle mind you, he spelled it "genetalia".
@3emkay937
@3emkay937 Жыл бұрын
No testicles timothy
@selfdestructiontaboo
@selfdestructiontaboo Жыл бұрын
28 STAB WOUNDS
@jonunya6552
@jonunya6552 Жыл бұрын
what ticks me off is that lots of the pictures are genuinely terrifying, but there’s SO many of them shown rapid-fire that they loose any actual impact for the story
@anonymous-rq2lh
@anonymous-rq2lh Жыл бұрын
if i remember correctly, urbanspook made/makes the art first and *then* adds the story to explain it. literally the jeff the killer approach to creating horror content
@kl41256-p
@kl41256-p Жыл бұрын
@@anonymous-rq2lhsure, it can be shocking, but just like with most repetition, it gets boring and monotonous.
@mikadosannoji553
@mikadosannoji553 11 ай бұрын
it wouldve been better if the paintings appeared before the description of the victim, because after a while it feels like "oh yeah, thats what i just read"
@danibrent3068
@danibrent3068 9 ай бұрын
FRRR. On their own, I genuinely think urban is a great artist and any arg that uses a lot of handmade art is appreciated since ai is so common. But sadly, the plot isn't as good :/
@theruler9880
@theruler9880 9 ай бұрын
honestly, i think Urban just likes drawing disturbing shit, but wanted to add more to it. At least, that's how i believe it began, it would also explain why all of it is repetitive
@Meliarin
@Meliarin Жыл бұрын
Average urban spook video:We found out a man named Billy had been reported missing for 69 days.And then we finally decided to check his home and found he had been stabbed 420 quadrillion times in the balls.We found literally nothing else at the crime scene and the killer has not left a single piece of evidence even after 5 million murders.The only thing we found was a painting at the scene called "No Balls Billy".We also found security footage of the killer deviously ambushing and overpowering billy despite looking like a meth addicted hobo.
@thesilentangel8299
@thesilentangel8299 Жыл бұрын
If there does end up being a painting named “No Balls Billy” in the next episode I will come back to this.
@thesilentangel8299
@thesilentangel8299 Жыл бұрын
If there does end up being a painting named “No Balls Billy” in the next episode I will come back to this.
@ohno7153
@ohno7153 Жыл бұрын
you forgot to add a child or animal in this.
@guyferrari8124
@guyferrari8124 Жыл бұрын
@@ohno7153billy is a child
@Caesar000Salad
@Caesar000Salad Жыл бұрын
You forgot to add the child getting gruesomely murdered
@residentflamingo115
@residentflamingo115 Жыл бұрын
27 stab wounds? One more and it would- *28 STAB WOUNDS, YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?*
@grandmasteryoda2605
@grandmasteryoda2605 6 ай бұрын
I'm 5 months late but *DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE?!*
@GalaFontan
@GalaFontan 6 ай бұрын
*HE WAS BLEEDING.* *BEGGING* *YOU FOR MERCY. BUT YOU STABBED HIM. AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!*
@ANobodyGamer
@ANobodyGamer 5 ай бұрын
@@grandmasteryoda2605 HE WAS BLEEDING, BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY, AND YOU STABBED HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
@NotTheClownButTheEntireCircus
@NotTheClownButTheEntireCircus 5 ай бұрын
​@@ANobodyGamer JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM". IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY??? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM. JUST SAY IT!!!
@sebbdotexe
@sebbdotexe 4 ай бұрын
27 STAB WOUNDS!! You wanted to leave him just a little bit of a chance, huh?!
@four00cookie
@four00cookie Жыл бұрын
I think using csa and pedophilia in horror is something that can be done in horror effectively. This guy just doesnt do it right. You dont really hate the murderer when this revelation is revealed, you start to hate the author. Using csa as a shock factor and not in a way that effectively shows the horrors of child abuse is cruel and disgusting
@emojellyace8
@emojellyace8 Жыл бұрын
This. This topics are really heavy to discuss in terms of horror. And just thinking about the idea of it is sick. So using these sensitive topics for shock value is just triggering and disrespectful at this point especially if it's not done "right" in terms of horror story telling. This analog horror has lots of potential. But the child murders (killing in general) was just too much and without the actual story it wouldn't make any sense making the audiences more turned off.
@iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet
@iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet Жыл бұрын
Alice: Madness Returns is one example of it done effectively I think. Everything is implied which is more than enough to trigger an uncomfortable response in most people. The Dollhouse level is pure nightmare fuel, and it manages to be that way because of implications alone.
@akarun45
@akarun45 Жыл бұрын
Children under the house handles this really well, because it's less for the shock factor and more to add to the tragedy of the victims.
@roganesh3340
@roganesh3340 Жыл бұрын
I think “my eyes deceive” is a good one too
@Lanzeon
@Lanzeon Жыл бұрын
It’s especially hard to hate the murderer because the murderers are such…. nothing characters. They’re just there killing people. Do we know anything about them? No! Do we know anything about any character? No! It’s such a nothing burger of a series
@Cattyclysm
@Cattyclysm Жыл бұрын
Honestly this gave me a far scarier horror video idea: You are tied up in a basement. The killer is discussing what the title for your painting should be. After some time, he jolts upright with a ghoulish grin on his chapped lips. His mouth opens as he turns towards you. "No dick Denis."
@Axolotl720
@Axolotl720 Жыл бұрын
Bouncy balls bill
@BRAINGUTZZ
@BRAINGUTZZ Жыл бұрын
​@Axolotl720 HESHHAJSKGKG I STARTED WHEEZING FROM THAT- I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING LIKE THIS WHEN SICK 💀
@javxion6576
@javxion6576 Жыл бұрын
Make it ASMR 😩😩
@OfficalBird_man
@OfficalBird_man Жыл бұрын
OH GOD NO
@Tonkies_
@Tonkies_ Жыл бұрын
@@javxion6576 WHAT
@fred_______
@fred_______ Жыл бұрын
It doesn't make me wonder "gasp! why did the character do that?" It makes me wonder "ugh why did the author do that?"
@pietrayday9915
@pietrayday9915 Жыл бұрын
Right? You know it's piss-poor horror art, when the artist's personal drama is easily a more "interesting" horror show than the art is, and you can barely care about the drama!
@itisme2
@itisme2 Жыл бұрын
best summary
@ComputerIcon
@ComputerIcon Жыл бұрын
Ur actually so right
@Annihilation_Studios
@Annihilation_Studios Жыл бұрын
When it comes to making anything horror. That is my number one rule. If the reader is more disturbed by the author then they are the actual art then something is certainly wrong
@concept5631
@concept5631 Жыл бұрын
Basically
@AnroMcFlannighan
@AnroMcFlannighan 8 ай бұрын
Her arms were cut off. Her legs were cut off. Her head was cut off. Her eyes were cut out. Her tongue was cut off. Her ears were cut off. Her nose was cut off. Her hair was cut off. Her nails were ripped out. Are you scared yet?? No? Uhh.... her toes were stabbed off. Her torso was cut off.. again!
@GhidoraTim
@GhidoraTim 6 ай бұрын
Reminds me of this one message that appears if you disconnect the Xbox controller in Undertale's True Lab. No Controller Connected No head is connected. No body is connected. No arms are connected. No legs are connected. No skin is connected. No ears are connected. No face is connected.
@kryptik.6422
@kryptik.6422 Жыл бұрын
Wendigoons reaction of "oh wow! Thats,,, disturbing, i wonder how this series will evolve and justify the disurbing- oh this is actual garbage" is honestly perfect
@gilliandaemon1788
@gilliandaemon1788 Жыл бұрын
Its a pretty big achievement to make Wendigoon call your work garbage cause he can be pretty forgiving with his criticism lmao
@virikan3518
@virikan3518 Жыл бұрын
You know you really fucked up when Wendigoon-the man known for covering all types of horror and finding ways to compliment them-calls your series garbage
@loving.lunacy
@loving.lunacy Жыл бұрын
what video is this? id love to see it in real time lmao
@Kropothead
@Kropothead Жыл бұрын
@@loving.lunacyIt’s one of the stream vods on Wendigang, his second channel. Pretty funny stuff. He really gave it a chance, but once he got to the horse thing, that was enough.
@Arrowslinger2
@Arrowslinger2 Жыл бұрын
@@thatfunkadeusthat feels like a lie
@bluemansiondemonjr
@bluemansiondemonjr Жыл бұрын
"Its scary because the killers are actually realistic" and then the realistic killers can be unseen while somehow carrying a ton of wax
@AllTheOthers
@AllTheOthers Жыл бұрын
You don't think very hard about things, do you?
@justanotherguy560
@justanotherguy560 Жыл бұрын
@@AllTheOthers tell me how they scaled up a building by the gutter carrying that much wax undetected?
@bluemansiondemonjr
@bluemansiondemonjr Жыл бұрын
@@AllTheOthers oh sorry that I'm questioning about how the two very realistic killers scaled up a building with tons of wax, without being seen
@someone-n7s
@someone-n7s Жыл бұрын
@@bluemansiondemonjr"Ahm aktually thay usd magik knwon az unrealizm tu guet thewe🤓🤓🤓"
@CatastrophicConundrum
@CatastrophicConundrum Жыл бұрын
@@AllTheOthersok then tell us how they did that
@s1cktrcks
@s1cktrcks Жыл бұрын
Urbanspook was honestly pretty interesting at the start, but the revelation of Cory and long necked angel more than killed it. The only thing you can describe this is torture porn.
@DaichiOkami
@DaichiOkami Жыл бұрын
Nah I've seen better written and more interesting torture porn. Not on purpose I got baited but it was still far better written than this thing. Some actually scared the shit out of me. This series is basically shitpost.
@SpookyPancakes
@SpookyPancakes Жыл бұрын
But even saw was better than this 💀
@Bread-nx9fo
@Bread-nx9fo Жыл бұрын
@@SpookyPancakes The original saw is 100x better than his trash
@GameHead-04
@GameHead-04 Жыл бұрын
Bro the movie series Hostel, which is a Saw ripoff is better than this and is less torture porny 😭
@sleepymimi707
@sleepymimi707 Жыл бұрын
@@GameHead-04 True that, and the torture was the main focal point of this movie. Even so, at least it had lore and reasons to be presented.
@Zorothegallade-rpg
@Zorothegallade-rpg 11 ай бұрын
"The victim had been brutally stabbed 314 times with a 10-inch knife, his weenie cut off, rolled in rice and nori, and arranged on a plate like sushi, also the killer drained the victim of all the blood and force fed it to him, and shoved three rabid hamsters in each of his eye sockets, a very creepy photo of the killer with an autograph, his social security number and his home address was found on the scene. Police still have no clue how to find the culprit."
@mackenziewoloschuk7375
@mackenziewoloschuk7375 8 ай бұрын
pretty much how it works in the series...
@conormullins4900
@conormullins4900 8 ай бұрын
The implication from the line "three rabid hamsters in _each_ of his eye sockets" is far too subtle for this to be accurate. Somehow you accidentally (at least I assume) made something scarier than the thing you're mocking.
@BunkerNation265
@BunkerNation265 8 ай бұрын
DUDE "his social security number and his home address was found on the scene. Police still have no clue how to find the culprit." IM DEAD XD
@mahitos_biggest_fan
@mahitos_biggest_fan 8 ай бұрын
a painting of the sushi jenitiles was found... it was titled.. sushi steven..... the victim was also alive for seventeen days without jis blood...
@ScottishShogun
@ScottishShogun 7 ай бұрын
Sushi Sam.
@ImmaLittlePip
@ImmaLittlePip Жыл бұрын
Analog Horror has reached its "Hyper realistic blood" phase You know the phase Creepypasta's went through when they were getting popular. Where every 14 year old just added shock and gore scenes into their story thinking it would make it scary and then rip off Ben Drowned tropes without understanding why those tropes worked in that story in the first place
@chronovac
@chronovac Жыл бұрын
Worse still, I think just like creepypastas the more shitty ones that come out, the less scary the actually good ones become by proxy due to genre oversaturation of tropes created by said good ones.
@ImmaLittlePip
@ImmaLittlePip Жыл бұрын
@@chronovac Yeah the same thing happened to creepypasta that people only fondly remember the good ones for being good now and the bad ones don't taint the good ones anymore like they did years ago
@Colddirector
@Colddirector Жыл бұрын
Man I remember being absolutely starved for analog horror content in 2018, and I would ravenously consume what little there was back then. Watching its sonic.exeification kinda feels like a monkey's paw wish.
@ImmaLittlePip
@ImmaLittlePip Жыл бұрын
@@Colddirector Sonic.exe and its consequences have been disastrous for humanity
@WASTOIDSUPREME
@WASTOIDSUPREME Жыл бұрын
All I know is I want to go to the real 1980s and leave all of this garbage behind.
@dabadman00
@dabadman00 Жыл бұрын
Let me predict the plot twist It isn't the police that made the Tapes It's the killer, and if someone calls the number they are the next victim.
@swagboy_2008
@swagboy_2008 Жыл бұрын
nailed it
@thesilentangel8299
@thesilentangel8299 Жыл бұрын
That …. Would make a lot of sense.
@pinkpusheenpaws
@pinkpusheenpaws Жыл бұрын
the killer made the tapes to show off his art and sell it on overpriced tee shirts
@emojellyace8
@emojellyace8 Жыл бұрын
@@pinkpusheenpaws Lmao I get it (or what if one of the cops is the killer? You know that's why the detectives die the moment they are closer for new evidences?)
@justawilliamsfan
@justawilliamsfan Жыл бұрын
nailed‼
@elizabethhogan1610
@elizabethhogan1610 Жыл бұрын
The fact the creator couldn't even spell "genitalia" correctly should tell you all you need to know.
@Littleloser101
@Littleloser101 Жыл бұрын
HELP I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT 💀
@citizenvulpes4562
@citizenvulpes4562 Жыл бұрын
Talia of the Gene variety.
@thedillybarboy
@thedillybarboy Жыл бұрын
​@citizenvulpes4562 This gave me a good laugh. I hope you feel and continue to feel the warming embrace of love
@CesarIdles
@CesarIdles Жыл бұрын
and they didn't even add an apostrophe to "cory's" 💀
@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897
@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 Жыл бұрын
Someone call batman, his crazy ex is on the loose again
@justsomeanimator
@justsomeanimator 10 ай бұрын
This is giving: "Then i saw the knife guy." 2 sentence horror vibes.
@EpicMaybe0_0
@EpicMaybe0_0 9 ай бұрын
it's just one painting, how bad could it be? then i saw the cory painting. 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
@Lunaticdoesdumstuff
@Lunaticdoesdumstuff 8 ай бұрын
he was a one-way ticket to Slenderman 😨😨
@S-H-Yster
@S-H-Yster 8 ай бұрын
so did the meat worm 😮😢😢😢😅
@hmmguessitstimetoexplode9887
@hmmguessitstimetoexplode9887 7 ай бұрын
Difference is at least the knife guy thing is actually funny.
@tman_sus
@tman_sus 7 ай бұрын
no your not said knife guy
@miasantiago5935
@miasantiago5935 Жыл бұрын
This creator needs to remember that gore doesn't equal horror
@Bullboy_Adventures
@Bullboy_Adventures Жыл бұрын
Exactly. Might as well watch happy tree friends for a gore fix
@bruhgod123
@bruhgod123 Жыл бұрын
yea because if that was the case then doom eternal would be considered survival horror
@InquisitorAstelon
@InquisitorAstelon Жыл бұрын
And yet, Saw is in the horror section.
@patootie3529
@patootie3529 Жыл бұрын
​@@InquisitorAstelon because of psychological horror that is much better than this stuff in the video
@arnavrawat9864
@arnavrawat9864 Жыл бұрын
I love the series though. The gore horrifies me.
@Pennywise12528
@Pennywise12528 Жыл бұрын
You know what could drastically improve the "Two months old" bit? Simply removing that entire frame. Doing so would force the viewer to connect the dots themselves when the painting is shown, the realization that the victim was an actual baby hitting as hard as it possibly could.
@equally.marketable
@equally.marketable Жыл бұрын
Agreed! Show, don’t tell.
@nsullivan9096
@nsullivan9096 Жыл бұрын
Agreed. More of the work shouldve spoken for itself in this way.
@triktunia
@triktunia Жыл бұрын
or put "she was 2 months old" after the painting
@Wince_Media
@Wince_Media Жыл бұрын
Your method reminds me of how local 58's contingency constantly asked the viewer to take action before subtly revealing what it really is in the corner, and then subtly implying the implications of said action
@orangeismyfavoritecolor
@orangeismyfavoritecolor Жыл бұрын
@@Wince_MediaElaborate?
@therockinggoomba
@therockinggoomba Жыл бұрын
The most realistic part about the story is the police not doing shit
@DeadBarbarian
@DeadBarbarian Жыл бұрын
Bro the "man in the pipes" painting made me bust out laughing. The cops are just sitting around fr
@RaptorJesus
@RaptorJesus Жыл бұрын
@@DeadBarbarian Look up what percentage of murders goes unsolved. Suddenly, this aspect of the series is way, way more believable.
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 Жыл бұрын
@@RaptorJesus Cops are either idiots, lazy, or just unlucky
@DeadBarbarian
@DeadBarbarian Жыл бұрын
@@RaptorJesus 😂 its the only part.
@MouhaBoufermel
@MouhaBoufermel Жыл бұрын
The cops are like "huh that's new, hey jhon check this out they put his head in a pipe lmao"
@ITZKENN-e7i
@ITZKENN-e7i 10 ай бұрын
Urban spook be like: A man was exploring a cave, he fell down. The killer stabbed him 1 Quintilian times in the nuts, 3482732837 times in his eyes and 61367173676372 times in his tounge. This Painting Is Titled.. "Fred the Faller."
@carlosmiras5592
@carlosmiras5592 Жыл бұрын
"how is a picture taken by a kid a better lead than the police could get?" I mean, police being incompetent is by far the most realistic thing in the series, if we're being honest.
@toastercannon7941
@toastercannon7941 Жыл бұрын
Y’know, normally I’d call that amount of police incompetence comical, but I’ve seen real world cases where the police are equally oblivious
@Boltscrap
@Boltscrap Жыл бұрын
The police are too busy making analog horror videos to do their jobs.
@error-try-again-later
@error-try-again-later Жыл бұрын
The police waiting for someone else to get footage for them is way too accurate to where I live.
@paragon4770
@paragon4770 Жыл бұрын
@@error-try-again-later yeah because people would cry about government surveillance otherwise
@tentacledood5784
@tentacledood5784 Жыл бұрын
@@paragon4770I mean, rightfully so. But there's a difference between investigation and constant dystopian surveillance.
@casual_villain
@casual_villain Жыл бұрын
Most horror creators: The young woman was found dead. UrbanSPOOK: She was found with her nails ripped off, her eyelids burned away, her entire lower jaw ripped from its place, and her skin burned and charred. She was only 18 years old! Oh the humanity!
@Unseen_ARTist
@Unseen_ARTist Жыл бұрын
100%
@funghoul693
@funghoul693 Жыл бұрын
*and she was alive when all of that happened*
@tiamystic
@tiamystic Жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@someone-n7s
@someone-n7s Жыл бұрын
@@funghoul693*and she had no anesthesia whatsoever*
@bionicleapple1254
@bionicleapple1254 Жыл бұрын
18 is too high for this series appereantly
@gabriel0742
@gabriel0742 Жыл бұрын
"Hey guys, Look at this atrocity. Isn't that terrible? Look. It's child death. That's horrifying isn't it? Look at it."
@thesalvager3020
@thesalvager3020 Жыл бұрын
Bad FNaF clones be like:
@chickentechno3410
@chickentechno3410 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I'd say most handle it pretty well but some like dormtiabis do it horrible and take everything way to far@@thesalvager3020
@Abbachio69
@Abbachio69 Жыл бұрын
@@thesalvager3020real
@rubriccube1723
@rubriccube1723 Жыл бұрын
@OrangeWing11true
@kl41256-p
@kl41256-p Жыл бұрын
The average Urbanspook viewer seeing this shit 100 times: “Really? That the best you can do? I’m sick of this shit, imma watch Mandela Catalogue. Bye.”
@ajplaysytreal
@ajplaysytreal 8 ай бұрын
watch “the killer removed the victims gluteus maximus and medius and called the painting ‘assless andy.’ the victim was also stabbed in the upper testicle 97 times.”
@TBD2763
@TBD2763 5 ай бұрын
I literally went “*_WHEEZE_* wait upper testicle-“ like tf you mean UPPER testicle?!
@ajplaysytreal
@ajplaysytreal 5 ай бұрын
@@TBD2763upper testicle.
@anyamusume253
@anyamusume253 2 ай бұрын
@@TBD2763you *dont* have an upper testicle???
@mcdoise
@mcdoise Жыл бұрын
the biggest jumpscare here was the "sparkle on" you added to that fourth face i literally jumped when i heard the music out of nowhere
@hellgazer8370
@hellgazer8370 Жыл бұрын
read this, thought "the what?" and immediately got my answer
@justinjakeashton
@justinjakeashton Жыл бұрын
I was feeling sleepy watching this video and that shit jolted me awake.
@Luci-morningstar--
@Luci-morningstar-- 3 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@MatthewSchooley94
@MatthewSchooley94 Жыл бұрын
I like to refer to this kind of horror as "pizza cutter horror," because it's all edge with no point.
@Combes_
@Combes_ Жыл бұрын
*OOF*
@sethender443
@sethender443 Жыл бұрын
Solid
@cryptidkoi8418
@cryptidkoi8418 11 ай бұрын
wait u ate with that i fear…
@veeveeorsomething
@veeveeorsomething 11 ай бұрын
oh my god that is such a hard line
@woodman3926
@woodman3926 11 ай бұрын
FUCKING COOKED WITH THAT LINE
@nbdjz1058
@nbdjz1058 Жыл бұрын
i feel like most people defending urbanspook don't know the difference between gory horror and torture porn
@cjsantiago4035
@cjsantiago4035 Жыл бұрын
Good point
@thesalvager3020
@thesalvager3020 Жыл бұрын
I genuinely believe him and his defenders jack off to Guro.
@selcouth444
@selcouth444 Жыл бұрын
im like 90% sure urbanspook has some kind of fetish based off looking at his old channel. he made a animation of a woman getting d-u-m-p-ed on
@SoddenCadaver
@SoddenCadaver Жыл бұрын
i watched it more as one of those edgy gory horrors rather than youre average analog horror i personally enjoyed it and how graphic it was which i feel is rare, but as an analoge horror i agree it doesnt work in the same way, it scared me but for the wrong reasons
@MyriadParadox
@MyriadParadox Жыл бұрын
Torture porn... yeah that's accurate
@mollysvibecorner_42069
@mollysvibecorner_42069 10 ай бұрын
"Drowned and stabbed 27 times in the perineum" Because "Drowned and stabbed 27 times in the cooter" wasn't "ShOcKiNg EnOuGh" 😭
@thesilentangel8299
@thesilentangel8299 8 ай бұрын
Exactly how big does he think the perineum is???
@yourdad5799
@yourdad5799 7 ай бұрын
Like how do you even manage to get 27 stabs in There's no room in there
@thesilentangel8299
@thesilentangel8299 7 ай бұрын
@@yourdad5799You can stab that area as many times as you want but the area is so small that the coroner would not be able to see all the individual stab wounds unless the weapon was a needle and the coroner used a magnifying glass. Coroner would have said something like “excessive trauma in perineum caused by repeated force exerted on a sharp object” or something.
@duskdweeb1368
@duskdweeb1368 Жыл бұрын
I thought Urbanspook was making the point of not romantizing serial killers by making his fictional killer as evil and disgusting as possible to drive home the fact that these people should never be romantized or glorified, as this problem existed for a long time. But Urbanspook just seems to be doing this out of shock value and The Poughkeepsie Tapes does a better job that making the message of not romantizing a killer.
@shatteredlazuli8092
@shatteredlazuli8092 Жыл бұрын
On a side note, even if his point was make people as repulsed by the killers as possible, he kinda failed as there's so many people who actually simp for them and make fanart and fanfic of them
@DeadBarbarian
@DeadBarbarian Жыл бұрын
@@shatteredlazuli8092 tbh thats all fictional monsters though. People even do it with some real one :s
@sRetailStoreMusic
@sRetailStoreMusic Жыл бұрын
​@@shatteredlazuli8092I've never seen any fanart of the painter that didn't continue the theme of "look how grotesque this guy is", keep spreading misinformation though i love it
@Thenumberstationangel
@Thenumberstationangel Жыл бұрын
@@sRetailStoreMusicjust because you don’t see something doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen.
@sRetailStoreMusic
@sRetailStoreMusic Жыл бұрын
@@Thenumberstationangel mkay my guy, I looked up "the painter fanart" and the only results I got where bad pixel art with some decent copycat art thrown in. I'm sure this 87.3k subscriber project has thousands of simps somewhere that want to fuck the painter and you have the displeasure of being adjacent to them. I really do pity you.
@biospark4758
@biospark4758 Жыл бұрын
Here’s the thing: the concept has legs. A possibility supernatural serial killer committing unspeakable acts, leaving disturbing artwork as a calling card, and stumping the police is a good idea; it just needs to be packaged right. You could do so much with it: actual police reports, public safety announcements, news broadcasts, even handheld camera footage of someone encountering the killer. You don’t even need strong central characters; Local58 and Gemini Home Entertainment don’t really have any, and they’re possibly the best analog horror series to date. The problem with UrbanSpook is that it’s samey. There’s only so many times you can hear that the killer butchered someone in a gruesome way and left behind a disturbing painting before it gets repetitive. The real strength of analog horror as a genre is that it allows for inventive storytelling, and UrbanSPOOK isn’t taking advantage of that.
@mrchief975
@mrchief975 Жыл бұрын
and doesn't need to as graphic just unsettling
@iheartm4ri
@iheartm4ri Жыл бұрын
Analog horror shouldn’t have so much detail, it’s supposed to be disturbing, uncomfortable not down-right horrible & freakish
@helios2664
@helios2664 Жыл бұрын
That’s why it’s so bad in general now, it allows you to be inventive. But a little creativity is too hard so it just devolved into tropes.
@WeaverOfStars
@WeaverOfStars Жыл бұрын
Thats honestly what pisses me off about The Painter. The idea of a serial killer that leaves disturbing artwork after they left the scene is a genuinely creepy and decent idea. It reminds of some some small real life examples of that in real life cases like how a couple SKs were found to have some artwork stashed away of their victims. Supposedly the Black Doodler that was never caught was a serial killer that artistically depicted his victims. The idea is a interesting one and could work but UrbanSlug did not focus on doing anything with a artistic serial killer evading the police, no instead he just focused on going into disturbing graphic detail in text on the deaths over and over again which got samey and monotonous really quickly even if you ignore the more controversial SA elements. I actually think not having much displayed text at all and what happened to the victims and just having the images being attached to a heavily censored police report would of sold the concept enough along with PSAs and maybe some camera footage. Your brain would fill the gaps in that something really awful happened to these people just by seeing the art alone of the aftermath. Also like, have a detective or a survivor that doesn't die in 5 seconds after they are introduced. I am not that big of a fan of Mandela Catalogue but at the very least the overarching story has some actual characters and not just a dispenser of horror in the killers and no characters to be seen.
@clinton8421
@clinton8421 Жыл бұрын
What’s worse is that, because this guy did it, the story is now just gonna be this. You can’t copyright the idea of a serial killer leaving art of their victims behind, but good luck producing an analogue horror along these lines without starting some controversy.
@Kevinblue035
@Kevinblue035 Жыл бұрын
every urbanspook video is like: "when police found the crime scene, the body was discovered yucky style, sideways frontwards, backwords, upside-down, 360 degrees, no eyeballs, skin peeled off, organs were found in the living room, in the bedroom, in the fridge, in the closet, on the ceiling on the walls, in the bathroom, on the couch, in the car and on the street it looked like this (they show something that looks like one of the spongebob gross closeup matte painting gags) police are still unable to find The Killer"
@chloeg.4640
@chloeg.4640 Жыл бұрын
"the victim was only 0.1 month old !!!!! 👹"
@Lucifer-uo1db
@Lucifer-uo1db Жыл бұрын
NOT BLACK DIAMOND ARG???
@JNun-pr8rh
@JNun-pr8rh Жыл бұрын
just show a photoshopped face and have a bubblebass order on how they died lol
@xanjoltguy3753
@xanjoltguy3753 Жыл бұрын
Black Diamond Analog Horor
@sleepieststella
@sleepieststella Жыл бұрын
Noooo Not Black Diamond! She didn’t deserve such fate 😭😭
@Apoloyloy13
@Apoloyloy13 8 ай бұрын
“Her arms were cut off,her legs were cut off,her eyes were plucked out” ahh series
@sophitiaofhyrule
@sophitiaofhyrule Жыл бұрын
Love when extreme horror writers call everyone "pussies" when they're the ones melting down over the slightest bit of criticism 🙄
@tarotsushima3332
@tarotsushima3332 Жыл бұрын
Another Extreme Horror/Splatterpunk 'author' going into a full on meltdown when they get their all edge no substance works criticized? Say it ain't so. But really, even though his works lean more into body and cosmic horror, Junji Ito's got more writer's integrity and artistic talent in his pinky finger than all of these edgelords combined.
@Jakepearl13
@Jakepearl13 Жыл бұрын
The fact they have a hugbox says a lot
@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit Жыл бұрын
Projection is always funny
@austriacontinente154
@austriacontinente154 Жыл бұрын
UR woke projecting LMAO
@leastrojoco3912
@leastrojoco3912 Жыл бұрын
​​@@austriacontinente154you are nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye!
@chiyowee2721
@chiyowee2721 Жыл бұрын
The funniest part to me is the supposed police reports(?) are written like a group of tweens telling scary stories to each other around a campfire
@dr.altoclef9255
@dr.altoclef9255 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, and adding stuff like “oh the humanity oh how sad omg” They wouldn’t put that in a report. If it was a transcribed audio recording of police *on the scene* you could maybe get away with that. Because even if you were trained for this you still might be surprised.
@woodman3926
@woodman3926 Жыл бұрын
Picturing that one image of Greg Heffley telling Rowely a scary story. You all know the one.
@ratnoises8539
@ratnoises8539 Жыл бұрын
​@@woodman3926lmaoo
@b4tman_and_Rob1n
@b4tman_and_Rob1n Жыл бұрын
Exactly. The bad grammar is what killed it for me. Even the police know how to use an apostrophe/ have spellcheck on their computers
@grumweld
@grumweld Жыл бұрын
The funniest part of the series is that the whole thing is supposed to be some kind of online police report that uses perfectly well rendered digital art pieces, which implies this killer is just emailing his art to police stations
@bluephoenix7565
@bluephoenix7565 Жыл бұрын
Damn he must have one hell of a VPN
@floreroafloreril1458
@floreroafloreril1458 Жыл бұрын
You gotta get your art out there somehow you know
@eastdakota6954
@eastdakota6954 Жыл бұрын
making it as an artist is hard
@thesilentangel8299
@thesilentangel8299 7 ай бұрын
Must be one hell of a dial up modem to get it to the police this fast .
@SuprememessageNG
@SuprememessageNG 8 ай бұрын
"Daniel after the fire" gives serious "Steven After Not Surviving" energy
@librarianslivedoublelives
@librarianslivedoublelives 6 ай бұрын
NOT THE SANS ORIGIN COMIC
@hiro24822
@hiro24822 5 ай бұрын
LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@DeadBarbarian
@DeadBarbarian Жыл бұрын
Once the killer(s) practically became superhuman with no lead up i got confused. The victims appear to be anybody, and the degradation is so extreme, and such a focus in the series. I think shock horror absolutely has value but it can't be all there is. Its 7 tapes in and we don't know literally anything but torturep*rn. He just looks like a weirdo
@jaimayy
@jaimayy Жыл бұрын
Sounds like he watched Sinister and all he got was that Gory visuals = horror and forgot that the tapes weren’t the whole movie and that you need actual substance, plot, and characters; not a true crime PowerPoint presentation.
@DeadBarbarian
@DeadBarbarian Жыл бұрын
@@jaimayy I hate the tapes too. They're constructed like they're case information for a professional but they are written like a biased book report. Like you said, a powerpoint
@lunaitor-uq9hz
@lunaitor-uq9hz Жыл бұрын
The f*cking alternates from Mandela Cataloge are more realistic with their kills
@michelecastellotti9172
@michelecastellotti9172 Жыл бұрын
And i need to remind people that we actually know where this fucker lives, the kid died but his friends know where he went, so why the fuck didnt the polive send in 40 shotgun armed officers to explore his hiding place!? It could've been so dark and cool likea degenerate that venerates and ancient god of art and beauty, but no, just jacking off to his OC absolute invincibility
@lpstigerlily8506
@lpstigerlily8506 Жыл бұрын
The only realistic thing about the entire series is that the police are incompetent
@bazozamex3765
@bazozamex3765 Жыл бұрын
This analog horror genuinely plays out like a trollpasta
@genericTC2ber
@genericTC2ber Жыл бұрын
"It was a dark and stormy night in [small town name, state name], USA... and dozens of people died over the span of a week while the police didn't do diddly shit, the end."
@magnetiteberet69
@magnetiteberet69 Жыл бұрын
​@@genericTC2ber "diddly shit" 😭
@Amonkas.ks2008
@Amonkas.ks2008 Жыл бұрын
@@genericTC2ber”a woman was found dead in [insert place here] and her eyes were cut out, eyelashes burned, toes sucked, lips dried, and after all that somehow the police didn’t do Dingly shit”
@Amonkas.ks2008
@Amonkas.ks2008 Жыл бұрын
@@genericTC2berand oh my god can the creator stop killing off literal infants and unborn children, I feel like he has some sort of weird fetish doing that
@Ranolog
@Ranolog Жыл бұрын
​@DinglyLittleDude "we found a 4 year old and he was dead and cut up and MURDER BLOOD VIOLENCE DEATH!!!!!11!11!"
@leeam7050
@leeam7050 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact a 2 month old baby can’t be hanged as there body weight is much more equal from their head to the body so they would just be chilling there
@anth636
@anth636 Жыл бұрын
Redneck baby swing
@cjsantiago4035
@cjsantiago4035 Жыл бұрын
H-How did you know that?
@Flamingo48923
@Flamingo48923 11 ай бұрын
@@cjsantiago4035Personal experience
@shadowsansvii8715
@shadowsansvii8715 11 ай бұрын
@@cjsantiago4035probably from experience. Everyone’s tried it, right?
@notjebbutstillakerbal
@notjebbutstillakerbal 10 ай бұрын
​@@shadowsansvii8715 :1kyardstare:
@ToTheSender
@ToTheSender 8 ай бұрын
My main problem with this series is it seems disgustingly self indulgent in regards to the body horror. It’s like a wimpy homemade snuff film
@iwanjohn7778
@iwanjohn7778 Жыл бұрын
This series is just history repeating itself with early 2010's creepypasta. Where the authors would have their ocs kill, maim and assault people in the most over the top ways possible, often delving into topics such as SA for shock.
@collinmclaren6608
@collinmclaren6608 Жыл бұрын
And - bare in mind - all said OCs would be unbelievably young (because it probably reflects how old the author was), further adding to the uncomfortable vibe Wasn't Jeff the Killer, like, 14 in his story?
@Dreigonix
@Dreigonix Жыл бұрын
Oh christ… This is the Clockwork: Your Time Is Up of analog horror. >__
@CyberVonCyberus
@CyberVonCyberus Жыл бұрын
​@@collinmclaren6608Yeah Jeff was a brat. Honestly, I'm quite fond of Jeff's story... Even if it's only for Internet Historian's recreation of it.
@caralenalindberg6098
@caralenalindberg6098 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, a lot of the paintings are creepy as fuck. I’m a massive wimp myself, and those two close ups on the killer made me extremely antsy…but that’s all. I’m not truly scared, more fascinated with the art, and the fact that there is literally no story to speak of just turns me off of this even more. If you’re going to go so far as to put SA against a literal child in your story, you better have a damn good reason plot wise or better yet: not do it at all. There really was only thought put into the shock value and that’s it.
@johnnysaurus04
@johnnysaurus04 Жыл бұрын
They went into Sonic Adventure :0
@justanotherguy560
@justanotherguy560 Жыл бұрын
The walten files has its own fair amount of gore, disturbing imagery and dead children. The difference is that twf isn’t dependent on it, nor is it the only thing the series has to offer. It uses these things to create a nightmarish and atmospheric situation, as well as giving us an engaging mystery and story full of characters we actually know and care about. Take bunnyfarm for example (this is my personal favorite episode), the story behind it is fucking terrifying the spirits of Sophie’s dead family are reaching out to her, forcing her to remember an event that she had repressed through pills and trauma. It’s legitimately creepy.
@ernestoacosta7918
@ernestoacosta7918 Жыл бұрын
There’s like 2 dead kids in twf and it’s like the last dead people revealed and they weren’t murdered
@justanotherguy560
@justanotherguy560 Жыл бұрын
@@ernestoacosta7918 sure, but even so, everything about it is still disturbing. Especially with the implication that ed and Molly didn’t immediately die on impact and that a drunk panicking Felix buried them while they were still half alive.
@uuhhhahahahahajahahha
@uuhhhahahahahajahahha Жыл бұрын
the walten files doesn't have shit
@justanotherguy560
@justanotherguy560 Жыл бұрын
@@uuhhhahahahahajahahha why is bro so mad???💀💀💀
@uuhhhahahahahajahahha
@uuhhhahahahahajahahha Жыл бұрын
@@justanotherguy560 but it's true
@hartleyscoat
@hartleyscoat Жыл бұрын
Having Chezzkids archive and Martin Walls of all people jump on him on Twitter was absolutely insane. Especially considering Martin Walls barely tweets at all, and Chezzkids Archive try to stay in character on their Twitter. It goes to show what a tightly knit community the analog horror fandom and its creators are. Willing to point out anyone who steps out of line. It’s truly great.
@You-so2jy
@You-so2jy Жыл бұрын
Both chezz and martin wells are mid tbh
@Slipperyslab
@Slipperyslab Жыл бұрын
@@You-so2jyvery relevant
@ADastra1939
@ADastra1939 Жыл бұрын
​@@Slipperyslabhow the hell do I keep finding your comments😭
@Slipperyslab
@Slipperyslab Жыл бұрын
@@ADastra1939 you’ll usually find me on horror videos, especially analog horror
@joshygarcia10
@joshygarcia10 Жыл бұрын
Martin is so overrated, he’s the yanderedev of the community
@TheWiseDoge
@TheWiseDoge 8 ай бұрын
Friendly reminder that UrbanSlug’s response to valid and warranted criticism of his series from an amazing horror KZbinr, Pastra, was to make ableist and homophobic comments to them. Their behaviour REALLY checks out with how the UrbanSpook series is tone wise.
@emzetkin1100
@emzetkin1100 6 ай бұрын
Right up there with Aron Beauregard writing one of his critics into one of his stories
@Valniko_
@Valniko_ 6 ай бұрын
Exactly like a child
@Smokeyourselfstraighttohell
@Smokeyourselfstraighttohell 6 ай бұрын
No one takes the word ableist seriously Retard
@evoliteeverstone41
@evoliteeverstone41 5 ай бұрын
Which is why it's hilarious to make fun of this trash heap of a plot.
@bluuebirds
@bluuebirds Жыл бұрын
"Juvenile" is definitely the best way to describe this series. It comes across as something an edgy middle schooler would write - all gore with no cohesive thought or story. Definitely something that they'd turn into the teacher and get promptly flagged for a counseling session.
@kl41256-p
@kl41256-p Жыл бұрын
“Jimmy, what the hell did you turn in into your teacher?”
@Ibrokethelaw
@Ibrokethelaw 7 ай бұрын
As a middle schooler, I do not accept him.
@RedTieJoe
@RedTieJoe 7 ай бұрын
​@@Ibrokethelaw As a middle schooler who writes edgy stories, I also do not accept him.
@someone-pe3yt
@someone-pe3yt 5 ай бұрын
​@@RedTieJoeas a middle schooler who doesn't write horror stories, even i could do better than urbanspook
@slimeinabox
@slimeinabox Жыл бұрын
Ultimately, it's not scary, it's gross.
@Shneeble_McWeevil
@Shneeble_McWeevil Жыл бұрын
I don’t think I’ve agreed more with a comment on youtube
@lostsliver8300
@lostsliver8300 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Sturmgeist978
@Sturmgeist978 Жыл бұрын
Analog horror this, analog horror that I'd rather watch the videos of the Dnepropetrovsk killers.
@RawrX32009
@RawrX32009 Жыл бұрын
I honestly enjoy it because of how ridiculous it is, I know it's trash, but I like it
@slimeinabox
@slimeinabox Жыл бұрын
@@RawrX32009 you can like trash! as long as you admit its trash lmao
@1ceEatsStairs
@1ceEatsStairs Жыл бұрын
this is just "she was only 0.1 seconds old and she was found dead with her lower arms cut off and her lower jaw was gone 😨😔"
@glitterplatter
@glitterplatter Жыл бұрын
COOL PFP RAHH
@jem_jaqovich
@jem_jaqovich Жыл бұрын
lower arms - she has two sets of arms 😨😨😰
@Amonkas.ks2008
@Amonkas.ks2008 Жыл бұрын
He has some fetish killing babies, ig he really hates the,
@lamprayy2046
@lamprayy2046 Жыл бұрын
She was about to win the sperm race when she died
@bruhgod123
@bruhgod123 Жыл бұрын
@@jem_jaqovich yea because shes an alien which translates to bad
@twoforfive9228
@twoforfive9228 Жыл бұрын
Something of note is that slugs has confirmed that Cory was not "r'd", and he says there are clues that suggest this isn't the case, but I think whats more likely is that he got upset at how much people were disgusted at the cory shit and just wanted to back down to make himself look like he's a better writer than he is
@mitya1045
@mitya1045 9 ай бұрын
yeah it was absolutely just backpedaling to avoid further accusations of pedophilia
@mackenziewoloschuk7375
@mackenziewoloschuk7375 8 ай бұрын
He wrote the shit about Cory's lower half being the half that was r'd. He knew what he was doing, and trying to say it wasn't the case is a backpedal tactic. He had the killer r'd Corey while looking at his sisters face. Dead or no, it's still rape.
@razz5614
@razz5614 Жыл бұрын
this series is literally "the writers barely disguised fetish" but horror instead of kids cartoons
@floorcollapsing
@floorcollapsing Жыл бұрын
And it's not Vince Gilligan with feet, it's an edgelord with children.
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 Жыл бұрын
@@floorcollapsing Ah, yes, because you'd know so much about that, right? What is it "people" like you say, "every accusation is a confession"?
@floorcollapsing
@floorcollapsing Жыл бұрын
@@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 Am I not correct in saying that mindless rape and murder of children explicitly only for shock value and not to progress a story that clearly was not planned whatsoever in the first place is edgelord behaviour? Also, what are you even talking about?
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 Жыл бұрын
@@floorcollapsing It isn't mindless, and it does advance the plot.
@hlebozhuy736
@hlebozhuy736 Жыл бұрын
@@floorcollapsing i'm pretty sure you're confusing Vince with Quentin Tarantino
@notmrflimflam38notrealflam90
@notmrflimflam38notrealflam90 Жыл бұрын
"So he wants me to believe some would cut 2 kids in half sew them together like some kind of bootleg Menglele experiment and take it at face value and expect me to be scared of it?" Imagine having a analog horror series so bad he called your thing a bootleg Menglele Experiment.
@notmrflimflam38notrealflam90
@notmrflimflam38notrealflam90 Жыл бұрын
The roast is at 10:20
@notmrflimflam38notrealflam90
@notmrflimflam38notrealflam90 Жыл бұрын
Also if your wondering who Menglele is, he was a Nazi war criminal who served in the SS and committed horrific experiments against Jews. Of course the roast is meant to be satire and no disrespect towards Jews.
@Messier42-handle
@Messier42-handle Жыл бұрын
5:43 YOU DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR FATE, HEDGEHOG. ITS SUPPERTIME!
@VivyTheHuntress
@VivyTheHuntress Жыл бұрын
For me Silent Hill is the gold standard for horror involving SA. The Abstract Daddy of SH2 is the perfect example, it’s VERY obvious what the monster is supposed to represent and it’s fucking horrifying and deeply disturbing but the game and story takes what happened to Angela VERY seriously. Angela’s abuse is not used just to shock you for the sake of shock, it’s a sad part of her character and the reason she’s ended up in the town. At no point does it feel exploitative despite the blatancy of it.
@sonja9813
@sonja9813 Жыл бұрын
💯 The entire SH concept was intelligently disturbing.
@BananaHoardX
@BananaHoardX Жыл бұрын
@@Prostate_Doctor But we know nothing of the killers. What if one was brutally abused as a child and does stuff becaus of that? What if they are mental patients form some institutions. You are literally comparing a complete series against something that is barelly starting.
@miigi-p4939
@miigi-p4939 Жыл бұрын
as if that excuses csa@@BananaHoardX
@BananaHoardX
@BananaHoardX Жыл бұрын
@@miigi-p4939 They are not real kids, get over yourself. Also, how do you know the author himself wasn't a victim of CSA in their infancy? You do know that a lot of people who suffer from early trauma use depictions of the actions committed on them as a coping mechanism? Not saying it's the case. But if it where that would bake you look like a complete ass bro.
@mrlaz9011
@mrlaz9011 Жыл бұрын
handling SA like that is beyond shitty and Urban deserves to be called out on that.
@cyclopmarker4338
@cyclopmarker4338 10 ай бұрын
"the victim was forced to watch skibidi toilet and got fanum tax gyatt to death"
@BANDANADEE2
@BANDANADEE2 6 ай бұрын
The name: Skibidi gyatt Steve
@WrestlingFigurineCreations
@WrestlingFigurineCreations 6 ай бұрын
That’s just cruel😢
@toastergaming7783
@toastergaming7783 6 ай бұрын
"His gyatt was rizzed 9174728363747373737473615 times 😨😨😨"
@Miker_BaIlin
@Miker_BaIlin 5 ай бұрын
More scary than the whole series
@TBD2763
@TBD2763 5 ай бұрын
I just frickin wheezed so much that my ribs broke pretty much
@pandapash6878
@pandapash6878 Жыл бұрын
The delivery of ‘😔she had been handcuffed to a pole inside her stall😔 😆however her hands had been ripped right off😝’ Is so goofy to me
@GhidoraTim
@GhidoraTim 6 ай бұрын
Maybe the handcuffs were nailed to her body.
@leftygurl
@leftygurl Жыл бұрын
my main issue with the story is that like, there’s no real pattern to the gruesome fates. like, okay, genital mutilation is not outside the purview of a serial killer, but like, the pig’s eyes? the fucking brick? there’s no characterization to the killer beyond he does paintings and is a twisted fucking cycle path, they dont feel like they were done by the same person, with wildly varying skill levels to what they would need to accomplish them.
@serenayvonnegabena65
@serenayvonnegabena65 Жыл бұрын
Cycle path?
@axolotlfairy2473
@axolotlfairy2473 Жыл бұрын
Yea- obviously not every single killer has a 100% consistent pattern to their killings, but none of these really feel very….consistent? Like the wax doll was stupid yea, but if he was more consistent with the idea of his killing being “art” other than just the paintings which don’t feel really relevant anymore other than for shock value
@axolotlfairy2473
@axolotlfairy2473 Жыл бұрын
@morganblackhand2020 then give them two motifs- sometimes they blend together so it's hard to tell which killer is which sometimes
@anexhaustedcryptek1076
@anexhaustedcryptek1076 Жыл бұрын
@@serenayvonnegabena65 that's a joke misspelling of "psychopath"
@sRetailStoreMusic
@sRetailStoreMusic Жыл бұрын
the consistency you're looking for is the sexual gratification and the paintings, which are seen as a trophy. maybe you're way too upset to accurately follow along with what is insanely easy to understand.
@brakelightdistribution8102
@brakelightdistribution8102 Жыл бұрын
I think a good example of doing really dark/twisted horror well without being edgy is the analog horror "Children Under the House" because the story from the get-go is from the perspective of a child therapist. So while when you think about it, the topics discussed are SUPER dark, twisted, etc (easily just as messed up as UrbanSpook). The writing, terms used, voice-over, etc are how a professional in that occupation would actually report it/write about it.
@ByAzuraByAzuraByAzura
@ByAzuraByAzuraByAzura Жыл бұрын
That one is a perfect example of handling a super dark twisted topic with substance and respect. Urban should take notes
@skylargray2880
@skylargray2880 Жыл бұрын
Vintage8 really deserves more views tbh
@sophitiaofhyrule
@sophitiaofhyrule Жыл бұрын
"Children Under the House" is awesome!!
@skylargray2880
@skylargray2880 Жыл бұрын
​@@VARBY-11? You think 11 years olds think that way? Lol, it's usually people in their 20s out growing their edgy phase :b
@ByAzuraByAzuraByAzura
@ByAzuraByAzuraByAzura Жыл бұрын
@@VARBY- There's two types of edgy dude. The weird artistic cutting edge unique strange kinda edgy where shit is just far out and interesting whilst being abnormal or even breaking taboos, then there's edgelord edgy. Which is immature, rude and mean. Trying too hard and being offensive. That type of edge exists, these two ideas of edgy aren't mutually exclusive. I'm sure you can differentiate the two.
@WZ_Shenhai
@WZ_Shenhai 8 ай бұрын
This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. -Ursula Le Guin
@TheCreepyLantern
@TheCreepyLantern Жыл бұрын
the newest episode made me roll my eyes twice with a feeling of "oh of course." and that's when i realised i'm done with it
@murmirr
@murmirr Жыл бұрын
yeah. its just fetish atp.
@TheCreepyLantern
@TheCreepyLantern Жыл бұрын
I truly TRULY wantit not to be a fetish..... but i'm 99% sure you're right@@murmirr
@genericname2747
@genericname2747 Жыл бұрын
​@@murmirrI HOPE it isn't!!
@ivebenhere1843
@ivebenhere1843 Жыл бұрын
This series was such a waste of a good and scary setup. I'm not usually into analog horror because I find most of it to be too much of the same but the art for this series is so well done it's a shame that the "story" doesn't go anywhere past, some murderer shows up and kills like 38 people and the police are too busy fucking around in the station to do anything about it.
@JCOdrjones
@JCOdrjones Жыл бұрын
Sounds like real life
@JCOdrjones
@JCOdrjones Жыл бұрын
@@Prostate_Doctor you'd be surprised at how many stupid police departments are out there with a lot of stupid police officers
@nathanjackson9560
@nathanjackson9560 Жыл бұрын
@German_Empire_ TBH I think they should have left that kill on the cutting room floor and just focused on making the series more realistic.
@from_no_where
@from_no_where Жыл бұрын
@@Prostate_Doctor honestly probably most of them. If you look at true crime and stuff (I used watch a bit but stopped becuase a lot of it feels very exploitative) there's a disturbing amount of cases that the police fuck up do to their incompetence. There's also a lot of cases where the cops do very little to nothing because the victims aren't ""the right people" For instance, Jeffery dahmer was almost caught several times, but the cops ignored his suspicous activities because he killed a lot of gay men (or exculsivey gay men I don't exactly remember), and the cops didn't care about protecting marginalized people.
@TayTayMakesBeats
@TayTayMakesBeats Жыл бұрын
I imagine the entire police department sitting criss cross applesauce on the floor going "woaaaah" over and over during a slideshow of the paintings as the lead detective points a flashlight under his chin and spookily goes over the most disturbing details. That's the investigation in a nutshell.
@sailorstarchild
@sailorstarchild Жыл бұрын
Maybe I'm just desensitized or some shit but it was so funny when Urban called his series "extreme horror" when the "horror" in question is just some goofy aah faces.
@sailorstarchild
@sailorstarchild Жыл бұрын
@German_Empire_ I mean yeah but at the very least other series have more going for them then just "BOO A RED FACE". Like sound design is a big part. The Walten Files employs sound design really well, at least for what it's going for and I love it for that. I honestly hate "Pigs" because the sound design is garbage. It's just noise.
@sailorstarchild
@sailorstarchild Жыл бұрын
@SK-ib5hi Yeah but that's kind of cheap imo. I'd like my horror to have a bit more substance than shock value and using my imagination to fill in the gaps and convince myself it's scary. I'd rather the creator put in the work to scare me and Urbanspook doesn't do that, at least for me.
@sorryoutlandish
@sorryoutlandish Жыл бұрын
@SK-ib5hi shock value is pretty cheap and lazy tbh… you can’t just throw in a dead kid and expect me to be scared. it’s just gross. there’s no story beyond “dude kills a bunch of people, look how gruesome they are.” if the series did more than sound like a coroner’s report, then maybe it would be decent but it’s just a gore fest rn
@ghastlygavin
@ghastlygavin Жыл бұрын
I think one of the few faces that genuinely had me lookin away was one of the pictures from the lighthouse video and 'Breeding Mount Mae' Idk why those just… give me the heebie jeebies
@SpookyPancakes
@SpookyPancakes Жыл бұрын
I think pigs, as stupid as it gets, is taking a few steps in the right direction, horror wise. The animation at the end is goofy yet a tad bit uncomfortable
@tacticalkitty2727
@tacticalkitty2727 9 ай бұрын
i am at a training center called jobcorps, currently taking security/law enforcement, your bit on how police reports are detached emotionally is spot on, some of my classwork involves conducting a mock investigation and writing down every detail more so as a description than a story
@ivansleepy4722
@ivansleepy4722 Жыл бұрын
We found a painting titled "That's a misinput, Urban". This led us to search the house of UrbamSpook's author, where we found him in shock after being exposed to fair criticism by the horror community.
@WendysFries
@WendysFries Жыл бұрын
He was also stabbed in the balls 30 times
@ambi_cc8464
@ambi_cc8464 Жыл бұрын
dont forget that there was also a 2.35645 second old infant killed there as well @@WendysFries
@YoshiMarioGamez
@YoshiMarioGamez Жыл бұрын
Also he wewe was chopped off @@ambi_cc8464
@blythe4764
@blythe4764 Жыл бұрын
Also found was a baby angel defiled by a crack addicted chimp with leprosy. Gotta shoehorn that animal cruelty in there....
@ghostlyyyyyy
@ghostlyyyyyy Жыл бұрын
​@@ambi_cc8464don't forget the random dead rat too
@messiahofthefunny8453
@messiahofthefunny8453 Жыл бұрын
I feel like Urbanspook heard people criticizing Squidward's S**cide for the random paragraphs describing dead children and took it as "people just didn't like how meager the shock value was".
@airiheartss
@airiheartss Жыл бұрын
He saw it and was fr like "okay but....... will they still be upset if I do it.... but worse?😁"
@evvildead
@evvildead Жыл бұрын
I think the thing that really put me off on this whole Urbanspook series was when the creator made merch of the Cory painting. Like, I know it’s a normal thing for a creator to make merch of their series, but something about it being that painting in particular felt in extremely poor taste.
Жыл бұрын
whaaat????? dont you wanna rock with the boys using an epic fucktoy cory shirt? well what about a mask? if you dont want to go in public you can rock with your fucktoy cory capet and bedsheets please give the creator money
@hellothere9520
@hellothere9520 Жыл бұрын
@@thatfunkadeus The fact that Cory is a fictional character doesn't change the fact that the creator is using a serious topic like CSA, that forever changed the lives of countless people, purely as a cash cow with nothing of insight to say about it and no value added to the story via its use. It's in poor taste.
@SatanicBarbeque
@SatanicBarbeque Жыл бұрын
​@@thatfunkadeus Yeah thinking about children getting raped and murdered then making merch about it is totally fine because no actual kids got harmed. Both you and the creator of urbanspook need your search histories monitored at all times. You're both giving off major pedo vibes.
@trombonesandtoblerones
@trombonesandtoblerones Жыл бұрын
@@thatfunkadeusyou don’t speak for all survivors - everything you’ve just said is null and void
@sagegalloway5407
@sagegalloway5407 Жыл бұрын
​@@thatfunkadeusyou are the small minority compared to the majority when it comes to this. You're excusing a creator who doesn't care about the fans. You can make csa in a horror game or show to show how bad it is. This can be done in better ways but selling merch that's just laughing at a terrible "joke" to begin with.
@ayoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@ayoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 10 ай бұрын
“Sam watching ton was found with his entire body compacted into the plumbing system of his house with only his head remaining above, a painting nearby was discovered and is named “skibidi toilet sam””
@crimsononaut_in_space
@crimsononaut_in_space Жыл бұрын
It went from bone chilling to gross for the sake of gross Like hatred It was made to be edgy for the sake of being edgy
@Dec172
@Dec172 Жыл бұрын
It was made to hold shock value. Clearly the series done its job, considering how so many people were offended by it.
@uhoh8929
@uhoh8929 Жыл бұрын
⁠@@Dec172yeah too bad it’s got nothing even remotely worth a damn outside of shock value
@Genericwhite_male
@Genericwhite_male Жыл бұрын
⁠@@Dec172people being grossed out by the creator isn’t the same as shocked.
@the_irs_real
@the_irs_real Жыл бұрын
hatred fans trying to explain that theyre not edgy and cringe but actually based and sigma
@Dec172
@Dec172 Жыл бұрын
@@the_irs_real giving the same energy as "b-but..video games causes violence1!1!1!"
@lihns
@lihns Жыл бұрын
“Why do these tapes exist?” Honestly my problem with basically every analog horror series I’ve seen: what reason is there for any of this to be in that format?
@thatlemonadeguy6742
@thatlemonadeguy6742 Жыл бұрын
At least The Monument Mythos had reasons why
@MechanicalShockwaveBow
@MechanicalShockwaveBow Жыл бұрын
@@thatlemonadeguy6742 the monument mythos used a lot of other formats too.
@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897
@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 Жыл бұрын
@@MechanicalShockwaveBow what is this momument mythos and give me a basic synopsis I assume its another post-mandela catalog analog horror
@MechanicalShockwaveBow
@MechanicalShockwaveBow Жыл бұрын
@@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 there are creatures. in monuments. its difficult to explain it isn't really a horror series. I'd reccomend just watching it.
@I_Stole_A_BTR-80
@I_Stole_A_BTR-80 Жыл бұрын
​@@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897the subtext is making fun of how mythologised US history is in the US but also an actual story about a family fighting against a government trying to hide a very dark truth. - well, that's the spoiler free version anyway. Best to view the series though, I don't think a spoiler free version does a good job of describing the series.
@pmester228
@pmester228 Жыл бұрын
So, in a horror series, the actual spooks is the first thing to fail. When I watched Mandela catalogue, I wasn't scared, I was mildly intrigued by a potential DEEPEST LORE. Gabriel's trollface was also more funny than scary. If you strip away the scares from Vita Carnis, you are left with the story of a slow alien invasion and the details of said invasion's ecology, which is still intriguing. If you strip away the shock value from urban spook, you are left with hobo serial killer and his police insider friend going around murdering people and painting it.
@samisthegreatest6682
@samisthegreatest6682 Жыл бұрын
aw lol i got so scared of gabriel’s face before, but later into the series of mandela catalogue the scares sort of got better. the lore is awesome though for me as a christian)
@mrlaz9011
@mrlaz9011 Жыл бұрын
alt gabriel was scary to me at first, until I realized he looked like the sus jerma meme.@@samisthegreatest6682
@CommanderWiggins
@CommanderWiggins Жыл бұрын
I have literally never been able to take the Gabriel face seriously because of the Jerma sus meme, I can't unsee it. There's plenty of other genuinely spooky imagery in the series but that one just makes me laugh every time.
@pmester228
@pmester228 Жыл бұрын
@@CommanderWiggins Lol, the same here. Well, that and the "Jesus loves me" dance from mandela magazine
@tarotsushima3332
@tarotsushima3332 Жыл бұрын
Yeah like I genuinely like Vita Carnis mostly for the speculative biology than the horror of the mimics and the like. But I think the good thing about analogue horror reaching its saturation point is now people are going to have to go the extra mile than just flashing us scary digitally deformed faces with a VHS filter and inject some more creativity to the medium. Like the horror is mostly left to implication but I really like the premise of the Angel Hare series, actually doing sth productive with the old Christian Cartoons premise than just scary faces.
@meledisuEO
@meledisuEO 11 ай бұрын
28 stab wounds. *Didn't wanna leave him a chance, HUH?*
@boyfailure69
@boyfailure69 8 ай бұрын
i love this comment
@_Lior7321x
@_Lior7321x 8 ай бұрын
did you feel anger? HATE?!! He was bleeding BEGGING YOU for mercy but you stabbed him AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
@yourdad5799
@yourdad5799 7 ай бұрын
* loud table slam *
@electro_lux2232
@electro_lux2232 6 ай бұрын
Just say you killed him. JUST SAY IT
@_Lior7321x
@_Lior7321x 6 ай бұрын
@@electro_lux2232 😆😆
@bambi004
@bambi004 Жыл бұрын
I laughed when Urban resorted to using "Autistic" as an insult during his little temper tantrum on Twitter. When you use a medical diagnosis as a weapon to antagonize your critics its less offensive at this point but rather just incredibly obnoxious and the fact he even did that to begin with is very telling in the type of person that he is
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 Жыл бұрын
As an autistic person myself, shut the hell up. You're probably full blown retarded
@skrungle215
@skrungle215 Жыл бұрын
I honestly laugh at the fact that “Autism” is being used to insult people because the whole Autism = Dumbass mindset edgelords have.
@skrungle215
@skrungle215 Жыл бұрын
And. As an autistic person myself. It’s even more hilarious, because if almost like they’re trying to offend people like us. Man, you ain’t offending anyone. Your just trynna look cool for your friends and whatever 4chan board you browse.
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 Жыл бұрын
@@skrungle215 No, you're just retarded.
@iamahiphopfan3759
@iamahiphopfan3759 Жыл бұрын
@@skrungle215he’s such a man child that it’s hilarious. It also doesn’t help that he used furry as an insult immediately after
@scalez3842
@scalez3842 Жыл бұрын
The phrase "autistic furry horror" has me rolling 💀
@ghost_fueled_scarecrow
@ghost_fueled_scarecrow Жыл бұрын
I mean being fair it pretty accurately describes alot of modern horror
@notaclass-d1822
@notaclass-d1822 Жыл бұрын
@@ghost_fueled_scarecrow not really but go off i guess? i dont think theres a lot of modern horror series where the main character/spooky dude was an autistic furry
@MoltandMigrate
@MoltandMigrate Жыл бұрын
​@@notaclass-d1822I would fucking love a series with a main character is an autistic furry.
@kaeespresso
@kaeespresso Жыл бұрын
even an autistic furry horror story would be better than urbanspook's...whatever this was
@ricky.t.1658
@ricky.t.1658 Жыл бұрын
@@notaclass-d1822fnaf?
@DiabolicLoser7337
@DiabolicLoser7337 Жыл бұрын
This series doesn't scare me, it just makes me *really* uncomfortable. I decided to watch this video at night while waiting for time to pass and my stomach churns at some of the cases shown, especially the paintings. Body horror creeps me out and some of the cases are distressing at most, like the two-month old baby thing.
@poonpoon1604
@poonpoon1604 Жыл бұрын
My breaking point was when I realize what happen to the lady and the horse.. like okay dude I'm out
@thatrandomspfan
@thatrandomspfan Жыл бұрын
That was horrible god, but the one thing that keeps me awake at night is the 2 month old baby, and the twins. the fact the Creator could think of these things happening TO CHILDREN is horrific
@poonpoon1604
@poonpoon1604 Жыл бұрын
@@thatrandomspfan maybe because I look at too much top worst creepypasta back in the day that's why I'm not that shock at these but man the horse one is just.. yikes..
@citizenvulpes4562
@citizenvulpes4562 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's all shock value, you can get that experience by reading about real crimes instead of a fantasy someone thought up and wanted to show everyone else. There's no real story, just an authors two serial killer OCs. Crack addict Jeff, and Photoshop Clown Boi.
@dusk4974
@dusk4974 Жыл бұрын
Extreme discomfort can be horrific. But there's an art form to it, a skill and respect. Of which, Urban has neither. Good uncomfortable horror is that unsettling feeling of "oh damn, this killer is serious and isn't found yet. And he doesn't discriminate anyone: men, women, and teens, it's all fair game. He just stabs and dips and taunts the cops. That's...twisted." Urban's is bad.
@Rei-Evergreen
@Rei-Evergreen 9 ай бұрын
The way the series is written and layed out strikes me as very similar to how a lot of Creepypasta stories were written, with the excessive gore and incompetent police, down to the shock value content. It doesn’t shock me too much that something similar to those older stories eventually made it to analog horror
@Rei-Evergreen
@Rei-Evergreen 9 ай бұрын
And for the record, I do enjoy a lot of Creepypasta stories! Nothing against them, just a lot of the more popular ones had a very similar vibe to this, unfortunately
@BrickFighter13
@BrickFighter13 Жыл бұрын
The creator can’t handle criticism either, when KZbinr Pastra called him out for how cliche and unnecessarily gory and over the top Urbanspook’s series is, dude got all butthurt and started calling Pastra very offensive and just rude things. Bro can’t accept that his series is just ass!
@TheMrrccava
@TheMrrccava Жыл бұрын
I think that's my issue here. It's gross and grotesque and unnecessary, but sometimes that's art and creation. But not being able to take that and create stuff with the constructive criticism or even just mean criticism...man. thats where I get hung up. The creator being a child about criticism is too much for my brain. Fuck it I don't care. That's my entire emotion for it. Just get bent at that point. I hate that kinda shit.
@ghostgirl7089
@ghostgirl7089 Жыл бұрын
Not just that but if you look up his issues, hes got a pattern of both the r-word and p-word in his works. Honestly this dudes just gross as hell.
@noctisastrum7495
@noctisastrum7495 Жыл бұрын
I also find it weird and distasteful that his merch is composed of the victims. Like, yeah, they're not real, but when you add in the context on these images, it feels wrong, especially cory, Mae, and the hanging angel. Like, imagine buying one of the 30$ shirts and telling your friends about it and mentioning that this image comes from a moment where a woman got SA by a horse drugged with viagra
@JurassicBattleDroid
@JurassicBattleDroid Жыл бұрын
Urban was harassed for an entire year by pastra and many others, he only flipped out and broke characger there because it was the last straw. He apologized for it too so it’s kinda redundant to mention that now.
@jorgyt754
@jorgyt754 Жыл бұрын
the fact that the Chezzkids Archive literally broke character just to tell him to fuck off had me rolling 💀
@Solinaru
@Solinaru Жыл бұрын
The late Rodger Ebert had a great line in his review of The Human Centipede which comes to mind whenever I see over the top horror series that have no qualities besides shock. "I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. [...] It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine." There are things that could be mined and refined from works like this, but unfortunately the creator has the same curiosity of the medium like a knock-off Doug Walker.
@ExtremeWreck
@ExtremeWreck Жыл бұрын
The quote(and comment) being about The Human Centipede & how it's like Urbanspook in a way is especially funny to me considering that The Human Centipede 3 is on the Live-Action Film section of TVTropes' So Bad It's Horrible, which REALLY tells you that the series only got more tasteless & had some of the most abysmal writing this side of Tentacolino.
@JeanMarceaux
@JeanMarceaux Жыл бұрын
"the same curiosity […] like a knock-off DDoug Walker" I have a feeling someone's watched Folding Ideas' criticism of Nostalgia Critic's The Wall
@Solinaru
@Solinaru Жыл бұрын
@@JeanMarceaux *finger guns* 👉👉
@cooliostarstache5474
@cooliostarstache5474 Жыл бұрын
​@@ExtremeWreck The Human Centipede progression is literally "what if instead of three people, it's like a hundred people?" Really cracked the code
@DocterWaffles
@DocterWaffles Жыл бұрын
urbanspook is the jeff the killer of analog horror. it's just shock horror, which is already bad enough, but it gets even worse by the fact that it's *poorly done* shock horror which has a bit of a tendency to push things from being unnerving to just humorous
@tultsi93
@tultsi93 Жыл бұрын
Jeff the Killer stories at least make me laugh for their dumbass writing. UrbanSpook in the other hand, makes me feel extremely uncomfortable!
@horizon3572
@horizon3572 Жыл бұрын
Or just gross in this case
@sleepymimi707
@sleepymimi707 Жыл бұрын
At least Jeff the killer is iconic. Now this…well, you get the idea.
@aquaabouttogetfunky
@aquaabouttogetfunky Жыл бұрын
At least Jeff the Killer is a classic (quality varies)
@PheonixStarsx
@PheonixStarsx Жыл бұрын
Don’t insult Jeff , he has more dignity then …THIS
@Fire-Hydrant-Cactus
@Fire-Hydrant-Cactus 6 ай бұрын
I hate that he included pictures, the mysterious nature of the paintings was actually interesting, but using pictures just shows us what actually happened without the mystery, and it makes the police sketch of the killer less interesting since we already saw him twice
@josephlinden1630
@josephlinden1630 Жыл бұрын
Might as well add the killer covered himself in oil so he could fly away when it rains.
@mackenziewoloschuk7375
@mackenziewoloschuk7375 8 ай бұрын
It's like those clips of hairclips going flying under a hydraulic press. "Whee!"
@queueuof
@queueuof 8 ай бұрын
the killer put two magnetics opposite each other on his car to drive at rapid speeds
@DIRTkat_ofc
@DIRTkat_ofc 8 ай бұрын
The killer attached a toast to a cat, and on the opposite side of the toast he put PB&J, creating an infinite energy generator as neither side could land when he dropped it, generating enough spin force to fight off the president of America with all the power of Jesus christ
@mahitos_biggest_fan
@mahitos_biggest_fan 8 ай бұрын
STOP 😭😭
@inary682
@inary682 6 ай бұрын
​@@DIRTkat_ofcIS THAT A GODDAMN JOJO REFERENCE?!
@puppetpawss
@puppetpawss Жыл бұрын
The biggest issue with how UrbanSpook portrays CSA (outside of just directly making merchandise off of his CSA character) is that it adds to the very rampant problem in rape/CSA horror, that being that by using it for just shock value rather than to tell a story or a narrative, it paints rape/SA/CSA, which are two very real travesties that can lead to years upon years of trauma and pain, if not literally suicide, as though it is just a fictional concept. By essentially not taking matters such as rape, SA and CSA seriously and only adding it in to be like “LOOK! This female character in my horror story got RAPED! Isn’t that just so SCARRRYYYY!?!?!?!”, it paints that these real, legitimate crimes that happen to real life people are just fictionalized ideas that only exist to make people go “Wow, that’s really fucked up and spooky” and nothing else, rather than being able to sit down and think about how SA is actually horrifying and why you should sympathize with the victim because of their experience. This is also why it sucks that absolutely none of the characters in the story are written with any depth, and every character is basically just a NPC waiting to be made into some grossly graphic corpse. TL;DR: The reason it’s bad to only include rape/SA/CSA in your narrative if it’s only to shock the viewer is because it gives off the notion that you, as well as your audience, only view rape/SA/CSA as fictionalized concepts that can be used to disturb the audience and make you seem “hardcore” when all you’re actually doing is being super fucking disrespectful.
@garbagetruc4071
@garbagetruc4071 Жыл бұрын
i agree with your comment but the merchandise, art, etc. was all made before The Painter series started (except the "photographs", i believe)
@hbomb6775
@hbomb6775 Жыл бұрын
cry me a river
@Thecheeseman3512
@Thecheeseman3512 Жыл бұрын
​@@hbomb6775eat glass
@ravencollins5638
@ravencollins5638 Жыл бұрын
​@@garbagetruc4071that doesn't mean anything, everyone buying the shirt is gonna know the lore and he chooses to still sell it after making the lore
@jayIG
@jayIG Жыл бұрын
​@@hbomb6775ragebait
@WelloBello
@WelloBello Жыл бұрын
“Fucktoy Cory? Lmao that sounds hilariou- *Cory: Age 11.* “Oh dear.”
@IWILLNOTBEREPLACED
@IWILLNOTBEREPLACED 10 ай бұрын
*Oh dear, indeed-*
@TotallyNormalGuy690
@TotallyNormalGuy690 10 ай бұрын
the painter is edp445 if he was violent
@ZxCv134-n3b
@ZxCv134-n3b 9 ай бұрын
Why i read "oh dear" like a half life scientist
@MR_CatWasHere
@MR_CatWasHere 9 ай бұрын
Same​@@ZxCv134-n3b
@Brahm4n1
@Brahm4n1 9 ай бұрын
"The top half of Cory and the bottom half of Margaret have not been found", coupled with the fact that the other halves were stitched together and the title of Cory's painting gives me no confidence for what Urban had in mind.
@Just_._Jacob
@Just_._Jacob 10 ай бұрын
I know this is video is 5 months old, but I think that a way to make the "not realistic police tapes" thing would be to make the story about an old research project that someone found. Again it fixes things like the police not doing an investigation, the low tier "writing" in the tapes, and gives it a little bit of character. It also bugs me that POLICE TAPES used for POLICE INVESTIGATIONS was fr just chilling in an apartment complex.
@crunchysugar
@crunchysugar Жыл бұрын
Theres a phone call later on in the series of the killer breaking into a woman's house in real time, and it's honestly one of the scariest bits of analog horror I've ever seen. This guy does have a bit of talent, and I do kinda hope that this series ends up becoming something decent.
@Blast_Chilled
@Blast_Chilled Жыл бұрын
That happened in real life bro. Sometimes the scariest things aren't so fake after all 💀💀💀
@juiceboxinc.2745
@juiceboxinc.2745 Жыл бұрын
Yea I’ll give him that. That audio scared the absolute shit out of me. Those kinds of 911 calls irl have always fucked me up.
@Dried-up_Guts
@Dried-up_Guts 9 ай бұрын
@@Blast_Chilledwait it was real, it’s prolly cuz I’m only JUST NOW finding out about this guy but- yeah I ain’t know that
@CHECommonHumanError
@CHECommonHumanError 8 ай бұрын
@@Blast_Chilledif it’s real, what’s the original audio?
@boxcarz
@boxcarz 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, that call with Isabelle is SO SATISFYING to listen to. Such a shame the rest of the series is actual trash!
@martymcchew4347
@martymcchew4347 Жыл бұрын
If your horror franchise resembles a Dwarf Fortress injury log more than an actual horror story you might need to consider adding more plot to it
@murmirr
@murmirr Жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO
@Gamma_Churchill
@Gamma_Churchill Жыл бұрын
I agree with this and this is coming from someone who watches this series Like I hate how UrbanSpook acts like a child when someone doesn’t like the series, people have a right to criticize certain tropes and aspects in media and with the contents of the series it should be expected to get major pushback.
@bambi004
@bambi004 Жыл бұрын
​@SK-ib5hiCalling people pussies and resorting in using "Autistic" as an insult. That screams childish behaviour coming from a creator who doesn't know how to handle criticism to me
@alejandracervantes7837
@alejandracervantes7837 Жыл бұрын
​@@bambi004as an autistic person myself, I really hate that people like him would use that as an insult.
@RawrX32009
@RawrX32009 Жыл бұрын
@SK-ib5hi calling Pastra an "autistic furry" as an insult when he criticized the series
@iamahiphopfan3759
@iamahiphopfan3759 Жыл бұрын
@@RawrX32009and then deleting and reinstating his twitter account lmao
@RawrX32009
@RawrX32009 Жыл бұрын
@@iamahiphopfan3759 bro that's the most childish thing he could have done💀😭
@RPGLover87
@RPGLover87 10 ай бұрын
This is exactly the issue that the Arkham games had with their background lore unlockables, especially Arkham City - they just couldn't stop taking things too far, so the stories just failed to be shocking it was just "And then Calendar Man/Joker/Whoever murdered 50 children in ways that are vaguely related to their gimmick" and it just gets boring, especially because there are moments where they actually have fun ideas, like Calendar Man is planning a thing on Halloween because tradition, and the last line in his story is "Damn you, Scarecrow ;_;" which is pretty funny. It just gets spoiled by the dumb edgy stuff.
@carbonstealer6389
@carbonstealer6389 Жыл бұрын
Sorry to dredge this up on your video but urbanspook has an extremely offputting, odd fixation with pedophilia / sexual crime against women & children. Some of his oldest videos are about / center around pedophiles and he made tons of "jokes" about pedophiles, csa, etc.
@MochaNeko
@MochaNeko Жыл бұрын
wait he has more content than this, and its worse??? this guy just keeps getting more disgusting
@moldyboy354
@moldyboy354 Жыл бұрын
whaaaaat no waaaayyyy how shocking and completely unexpected
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Жыл бұрын
Someone should probably check up on him in that case...
@xlunaloo
@xlunaloo Жыл бұрын
check that fucker's hard drive
@fyoutube2294
@fyoutube2294 Жыл бұрын
Making a pedophile joke in itself is not weird or make you a pedo. But if that’s primarily the type of thing you talk and joke about just because? Then that is very strange.
@roach590
@roach590 Жыл бұрын
I'm just sad about the wasted potential, real life killers tend to be way worse than supernatural monsters, human depravity knows no bounds. Yet this just feels like the work of a 12 year old(except the admittedly high production value).
@justarandompepe8961
@justarandompepe8961 Жыл бұрын
@BadPiggiesGamer9 yes, he can. say what you want about the story and him as a person, but he can draw. don't make up bullshit just because you don't like him. show anyone his art and ask them whether he can draw or not, guarantee the overwhelming majority say yes. sure, not all are great but a lot of them are.
@Syrence.
@Syrence. Жыл бұрын
I recently binged the series and thought it felt tasteless. Urban Spook is the condensed worst part of the analog horror genre. We're really just watching the creator's overpowered oc who outsmart the police and get away with anything.
@ParkerShame
@ParkerShame Жыл бұрын
I think he looks really stupid
@thesilentangel8299
@thesilentangel8299 Жыл бұрын
The police seem to have brain damage in the series. Because how has the painter gone to all these places and not left even a swear drop for DNA?
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 Жыл бұрын
@@thesilentangel8299 Because he doesn't HAVE DNA, obviously. Probably a skinwalker
@thesilentangel8299
@thesilentangel8299 Жыл бұрын
⁠Unfortunately, that takes away from the realism that this series is praised for.
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 Жыл бұрын
@@thesilentangel8299 You underestimate how weird the world really is.
@pikik100
@pikik100 8 ай бұрын
At this point, the series should just be called "Top 15 of the grossest ways I can think of killing someone"
@koshavinka2995
@koshavinka2995 Жыл бұрын
A problem I have with the series is it forgets an important part of horror: *Keep things hidden from the audience so their imagination can do all the work.* We're never left anything to the imagination with the murders, with the bodies having gotten autopsies and all the detail about what happened to them being very much clear. How would I improve it? They seldom or even *never* find the body. All they find is a person is missing, there are signs of struggle, some blood and other subtler clues at their house, but the person is nowhere to be found. Then they find the painting, and it's *very* telling in contents and title (that can still leave some details blank and up to the imagination to fill) I'm not a writing expert, but I think My version would make the watcher go: *A person is missing* "That can't be good" *Their house is empty, but there are some things in it that hint at something bad having happened* "Ok, I Know something bad has happened, but what exactly?" *The painting is found, and it's telling, with a title that confirms the suspicions* "....Oh....Oh NO..." The way things go in UrbanSPOOK is just: *A body is found and you're told first things what happened to it* "...Ew." *Painting telling us what we already know* "Ok yeah, It is what it looked like. Ew."
@anitaremenarova6662
@anitaremenarova6662 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, masterclass in horror is never revealing your hand. Any violence just takes away from the experience, maybe the shocking nature of this series appeals to some zoomers but as someone who has grown up on gore sites I need a lot more substance to get pulled into the story.
@genericname2747
@genericname2747 Жыл бұрын
For example. Paint a baby. Draw a noose hidden in the background. Dead baby is found. Put it together yourself.
@soulcalibxr
@soulcalibxr Жыл бұрын
Honestly, the part with the twins being sewn together...disgusting.
@MONOMANIAA
@MONOMANIAA Жыл бұрын
seems like a sick twisted fantasy from the fucking creator ngl
@soulcalibxr
@soulcalibxr Жыл бұрын
@@MONOMANIAA Definitely seems like it. The FBI should check on the creator because god knows what kind of Ideas and weird stuff he has..
@Sergio-nb4hj
@Sergio-nb4hj Жыл бұрын
​​​@@soulcalibxrI'm not saying he is definitely not a weirdo (there's still a chance), but as someone really deep into the brutal death metal music scene I can attest that thinking of effed up things like this (even involving disgusting s_x acts) does not ultimately say anything about your character. There are dudes in the scene who wear shirts with drawings I can't even describe because of TOS and band members who write vivid lyrics about unspeakably horrific monstrous evil acts no person should ever do, and they are literally the kindest chillest people. They're following a tradition of shock media and extreme horror that was a response to the s_tanic panic of the 80s, and to this day remains a protest against censorship, religious puritans, and the boundaries of harmless artistic expression. I get the revulsion you guys have for this stuff, but please for the love of god stop the dramatics. I agree this series is crap, but it's no more harmful than an extremely violent video game like Mortal Kombat or Manhunt. Don't clutch your pearls, there are actual creeps and monsters walking among us, just check your local s_x offender registry.
@Sergio-nb4hj
@Sergio-nb4hj Жыл бұрын
​@Prostate_DoctorI hate to inform you, but the most vile p3dos irl blend in really well among us and are equally likely to be the charismatic confident guy at work as they are the loner painting greusome pictures on the internet (unless those pictures are hentai of course, then they're probably astronomically more likely). Just consider the long Island serial k_ller who was recently caught...
@Sanctioned-Suicide_dotnet
@Sanctioned-Suicide_dotnet Жыл бұрын
​@@soulcalibxrNot a fan of the series or its creator at all but your take is trash. Shock horror is a valid genre that emerged as a big 'F You' to religious censorship, the same type of censorship that was heavily anti-LGBTQ+. Nobody should be investigated or put on a watchlist over drawings and descriptions of fictional violence. Heck, look at A Serbian Film. It was a film that covered absolutely horrid subjects and was meant to shock people, but at the same it was a middle finger to the censorship, corruption, and the near-fascist government of Serbia.
@SwaggyG_2102
@SwaggyG_2102 Жыл бұрын
13:34 "I don't even think it's mentioned where the setting is" Funny you mentioned that considering how in the end of each video, there's a number placed at the end that one could use to contact the authorities in regards towards the case. The number, if searched up online, would reveal that it's from New Orleans area, and was used during the early to late 2000s. So, while it doesn't tell us explicitly, it does show us through the number that it's set in Louisiana around 2001 to 2007.
@amethystrose2671
@amethystrose2671 Жыл бұрын
If it takes place in the 2000s (I thought it was in the 80s lol) Then how come people aren’t being super paranoid, and if this takes place in the US, then the killer would come across a house and get their head blown off by a paranoid hillbilly
@braydentobin5150
@braydentobin5150 Жыл бұрын
Here's a question: Considering that these tapes would have been recorded between 2001 and 2007, why are they even tapes at all and not DVDs? While VHS tapes were technically still in use until 2008, the use of dvds started surpassing them as early as 2000. It makes sense for a series taking place in the late 70s to early 90s to use VHS, it was what was around and popular, but as made clear by the phone number in the first video this supposedly takes place between 2001-2007, when VHS tapes were declining in use and dying off. Call it a nitpick but I just think it adds on to the overall sloppiness of the project.
@malusclarion3527
@malusclarion3527 Жыл бұрын
@@braydentobin5150 I think the choice of it being on VHS is because that, although DVD is more widespread, I imagine that this police department is very small and is maybe a bit underfunded. Probably a good reason why there hasn't been a proper open investigation and more crackdowns in the area. They simply just don't have the amount of manpower. Although, it's weird that this case hasn't gone nationwide and alerted the attention of state authorities. I mean these two killers have already killed 38 people, and this is only the start of the series. I like urbanspook's content, but this is beginning to turn a bit unrealistic. By the time this series is over, the killers might've killed almost more than that of Gary Ridgway, who killed maybe 40-90 people in the Washington area and is considered the most dangerous serial killer in American History.
@dachel683
@dachel683 Жыл бұрын
your like the arg guy bro i see you everywhere from badwater to this
@therockinggoomba
@therockinggoomba Жыл бұрын
My state stays losing every time
@rubub8455
@rubub8455 11 ай бұрын
"The killer is still on the loose, and we found another one of his victims with a painting nearby. The victim was 15-year-old boy Beautrix McBobberts. Beautrix was found with no eyes, and his torso was stabbed 270,358 times while he was still alive. His balls were also missing, and they were replaced by his eyeballs. He was only 15-years-old! We took a look at the painting, titled "Ball-eyed Bobberts." This is the painting. Damn. This would make some good merch."
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Try this prank with your friends 😂 @karina-kola
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