FINDING THE BEST COSTCO CHICKEN!!!

[@isaidhopinyobag3603]

Just like my pops😂😂😂😂don’t give a flying fk about what he saying

[@marvyn_wez]

I aspire to be like this man one day 😂

[@claywebb786]

Retirement at its finest

[@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc3517]

Yuck

[@BagofBeansz]

@@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc3517life

[@maiqthecoward7132]

@@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc3517you’re gonna be like that too one day don’t worry

[@yylfordt6125]

You KNOW he bought his first house for $8000....

[@guyonthecouch007]

Seriously lol

[@woods2icyy677]

I like how he grabs the one on the complete opposite side 😂😂

[@Taxmandarmus]

😂😂😂 he wanted no parts of it.

[@TheHated0ne]

​@@Taxmandarmusand who can blame the guy. Ain't no one want that blackened chicken. It looks dry 😂

[@MariaEOD]

@@TheHated0neI buy my chicken 🍗 like that! I don’t want no half cooked chicken

[@giggityeffyou]

@@Taxmandarmus lol seriously. He probably thinks Dave did something to the chicken

[@Taxmandarmus]

@@giggityeffyou 😂😂 exactly, talking bout the nicest one, how younknow?🤔😂

[@arsenal10061990]

Proceeds to ignore him and pick another chicken! 😂😂😂

[@mikez2784]

Bro made costco chicken his whole personality

[@SaintSirius100]

I would be aggravated if I went to grab a chicken, and this guy was standing there guiding me to said chicken .

[@matthewrudolph7383]

I would be appreciative of his wisdom.

[@jeffyboi6969]

@@matthewrudolph7383 thats weird cause like, no one asked.

[@wilfordbrimley1506]

Then you need to stop takin life so seriously and laugh

[@Hashdollars]

Good thing it’s been a month and you still can’t afford to buy a chicken 😂

[@Oldaccount77777]

@@jeffyboi6969 You're a weirdo.

[@bruceaskew2107]

This guy doesn't want anyone to touch his chicken but tries to make this guy buy a chicken he touched 🤦🏾

[@Unknown-pn5xq]

Serious question. Does touching the containers surface have an effect on the actual chicken?

[@carbineentertainment2614]

@@Unknown-pn5xqeverything does even the moisture inside the container

[@anh7807]

Not only that but he's eating and touching all of them.

[@KingBlaisy]

I mean the chickens aren’t cooked in those containers and the employees don’t wear gloves. Why care about someone touching the containers when someone has already touched the chicken itself? Before and after it’s cooked.

[@trealthadopesmokaa8656]

That guy didn't believe a word coming out his mouth 😂😂😂

[@blueskin7377]

😂😂😂

[@philsuh5700]

She’s trying to get some attention, Dave! Take her out for some chicken 😂

[@KILLERTOAST248]

We not gonna talk about how the last video he's about to whoop some ass for that cookie, then now he's got it?

[@FullTwos]

We knew he was gonna get the cookie

[@rrai-]

Dont snitch

[@benfrank4274]

He handled business

[@dirtboi6915]

😂I was about to say the same thing bro lol

[@JimskiBeatz]

Lmfao stand-in on bidnizz JuHeaddddd

[@HelloHello-zv6qb]

Einstein of Costco.

[@naimgrizzly7280]

Little darker that means its a little better cooked lmao oh really ? 😂

[@cjmy2701]

"been there too long" 😂😂😂. I'd trust the crazy guy who's been there all day.

[@-m-b2065]

Proceeds to grab the lightest one on the bottom shelf as far from the nice one as possible lol

[@Stumme-40203]

Fine. Leave the good ones for the rest of us.

[@a.little.damaged]

Other dude saw him tough the chicken 🐔

[@Nile6o2]

He doesn't want over cook chicken still juicy

[@faithevolution552]

I guess he won the fight over the double chocolate chip cookie 😂😂I

[@marioarias9841]

So this why Doc wanted Marty to do 88 mph at the clock tower. So he could get his plastic containers with chicken in it. 😂

[@kathye.8916]

I love this man he is the best!!

[@rickylandry9979]

Bro got the craziest case of ear hair I ever saw 😮

[@plamoretti673]

Gross af

[@bryanmorales1439]

Grabbed the chicken in the back: been there to long 😂

[@kevinmillerelizondo439]

Dude my mom does this at Sams. I always feel like a teenager everytime we shop lol im 30 lol

[@DingDong-gn7hj]

Man listen to dave when it comes to roasted chicken he live for it. He has the barcode of the chicken on his shirt.

[@Cree_running_rabbit]

He should move in there he's there everyday like doesn't he sleep OMG this is how you save 15% on your car insurance hahaha lol

[@Adam-ms2wg]

He’s not lying though

[@OneWayShorts19]

His shirt is the barcode for the chicken btw 💀

[@Adam-ms2wg]

@@OneWayShorts19 yup

[@adriennebloodworth6597]

God I pray him n my mother don’t bump into each other back there! She’s the most famous woman at Costcos.. I’m talking hours🙄🩷

[@72blxxdbpsfoo]

I'd take his word for it if i was him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bigpapspsosoodww1234]

Didn’t even grab the good one. What a lump! I would’ve grabbed gramps choice any day

[@staymad9916]

Boy that chicken looked dry as hell tf you talking about 🤣

[@erinwatson4708]

He seems pretty sweet! ❤

[@captainjaneway80]

I love these kinds of old folks

[@HPLAR_AIJEM]

i like how he still went for the one that HE wants not the one you want🤣🤣🤣

[@Darknesssleeps]

He was telling him the one that’s cooked the best

[@joshuahartley2237]

“Want a piece of the cookie?”she said,”fuck no!”in her head

[@hshdhdhdsydy]

wait till he figures out this stuff mostly likely isn’t pure chicken and he shouldn’t be worrying about LED’s😂

[@jum3aa439]

It actually is chicken, its not unhealthy to eat. The sodium is too high but its full of lean protein m

[@fatPanda1001]

That woman looks very friendly ❤

[@DannyHochstatter-mg7fz]

We definitely got the wrong Einstein!😂😂😂

[@RTPTechTips]

He almost had another satisfied customer

[@49rsNFLsLadyboys]

This guy played chicken lover on South Park

[@junito1008]

Einstein: that’s the nicest one !! The customer: He touched it…I’m not taking that one.

[@reececisneros1622]

Costco man keeping you big as hell fr

[@Spence94]

Got hair in his ears connected to his mustache 😂

[@unknownmanufacturer2669]

He's got experience he's willing to share 😂😂😂

[@chazdeutsch2072]

Dudes cat totally pees in his hair

[@seraffimospang9239]

And you help a cat make sand castles in a litter box... Joke being its not even your cat!

[@NPCBOT01]

His hair is originally blonde

[@DiligentUIM]

😂😂😂

[@jare2067]

@@NPCBOT01don’t tell me my hair is gonna look like someone peed in it when it grays

[@ishmellpaul5294]

😂😅😂😅😂😂😂😅

[@TooManyButtonss]

Dog is like “Gtfo my face man” 😂 ppl like this were the worse when I used to work jobs like this 😭😭😭

[@katatonic726]

Oh yay, here you're being very nice to everyone! I like this one

[@RobertoLicardie]

I kind of like him because he’s positive and works for you and not the system lol

[@jstewart627]

The chicken is around $8 at Martins but you do not have to pay to get in or drive 30 minutes.... or drive at all as it is walking distance

[@LionMayne98]

Bro know what he’s saying the I be getting my chickens from Sam’s Club tho

[@user-wn4gk8wd8r]

Einstein has really gone down over the years

[@OneWayShorts19]

His shirt is the barcode for the chicken btw 💀

[@user-wn4gk8wd8r]

@@OneWayShorts19 ya don’t say

[@bruhmayne1168]

My guy didn't want a dry ass chicken lmao

[@johnc8327]

This is my wife. Inspecting each chicken looking for the best one.

[@Rollintogames]

This man is a living meatcanyon skit but hes wholesome

[@Bhombing_oxnard]

Someone come get their grandpa 😂😂😂

[@user-xr3fp1bp9m]

😂😂 Thats mustard hes dying his hair with😂😂

[@danin95626]

He fought 2 world wars for this dammit !

[@harman6719]

bro smokes so much even his hairs are yellow😂

[@AnAppleWithEyes]

He ain’t wrong. Gimme day burnt bird

[@ethandaniel8123]

I’ve never seen a man have so much ear hair as this man 😂😂😂

[@JosephBall]

The fact he has the cookie makes me giggle.

[@perfectlydess]

i see he won that cookie😭😭

[@blobbs9520]

Love how he says it's nicer because it's darker and then the black lady comes in 😂

[@icomeinpeace3756]

Why do you people make everything thing about race?

[@kelliquinn1342]

Listen to the man he knows what he's talking about, I have had almost raw chicken in the middle from Costco before be careful

[@AplusTV1]

Safe to say he won 😂

[@Rab-ql6en]

More videos like this please

[@Garf_malarf]

This guy knows what he wants. I can respect that

[@markavellimedina2857]

He want you to get the burnt ass chicken off his shelf lol

[@carterlucianus7786]

No doubt he picked the best chicken. Professional

[@jeremykrooswyk4155]

Seems like he won the fight😂

[@mhxxd4]

Bro offered a fully bit cookie. I know he would given a piece from the top too

[@seraffimospang9239]

The last bastion of American freeedom braugh!

[@Burgh72736]

He knows 🍗

[@islandgangent]

Why he touching the chicken if he hates that 😂😂😂😂

[@oh5296]

“Lad I don’t know what you’re trying to sell me, but I want none of it.”

[@amandiepannell786]

So, I take it that he is a "staple" for Costco?!😅❤

[@DevJB]

'Been here too long', full stop with hand.

[@ritafortini5252]

His right about picking the right chicken . The other man well regret picking the under cooked chicken

[@jeremys5904]

For real theres old men in costco who talk about hey are in no hurry because they are retired lol. I said i am in no hurry for the crappiest reason.

[@gaganpreetchohan3096]

He looks like Albert Einstein 😅

[@Rocknrollcutie]

Making me hungry n ow i want some chicken

[@kmonette]

Want a piece of the cookie 😅

[@erictrujillo1611]

This guy looks like Colonel Sanders, brother

[@thomasengel2706]

So concerned about chicken’ hmm ‘ then go buy the best chicken ‘ and it’s not at all at Costco. 😅

[@marloz2]

I wouldve grabbed the one he said right away lol

[@kuruptzZz]

Yeah I usually go for the one with dark bits

[@NoshirtNickJohnson]

You're supposed to take the one that the old guy said to take get home and then not like it and be mad at him! 🍗 😡

[@rvond4397]

This dude eats too much chicken😂

[@donjose6520]

Spitting image of colonel Sanders😅

[@louieb875]

Dude is adorable 😂

[@OneWayShorts19]

His shirt is the barcode for the chicken btw 💀

[@Jay-lg7rm]

Dude looks like he has mustard in his hair.

[@billybenson3834]

I get the ones that have been there the longest. They are always more tender

[@EddieK0027]

I didn’t know the old Jewish Einstein was on Costco payroll to help the customer in the poultry department. What’s dumb Einstein going to say next; take a photo of my shirt with the barcode for check out purposes? 😂😂😂

[@BrandoMeddy]

If I saw this guy at my local Costco I’d be so annoyed lol

[@jimmylangis5113]

depends on my mood but i can totally see it becoming an issue😂

[@eddiebailey7404]

bro u picked the driest one 😢

[@tinarules5695]

Welp I now know who won the battle of the cookies

[@rightthewrong6050]

He’s so cute. Pick out the best rotisserie chicken, with a large chocolate chip cookie in one hand.

[@victormena4466]

If it’s darker it has more seasoning that’s why it’s darker they all get cooked at the same time same rotisserie like 24 at a time

[@bigskyrasta]

Same logic here as the Karen trying to pick out a watermelon by tapping it, bee marks, spinning it on your finger.

[@humble3450]

That darkness actually is seasoning you’ll notice that it’s more brownish if there’s less seasoning on it

[@Since-wen]

Just a marketing thought: if he’s over there showing what the “best” chicken is, does this mean Costco is not putting out their best.

[@lucylu9792]

They definitely undercook these chickens.i experienced this first hand.

[@Mixedserpintine]

Bro $5 dollars?! That's willdddd

[@user-pi6gu4yz7i]

Bro gone create a chicken shortage, he must be stopped, black folks gone spin the block looking for him

[@cobra8684]

some people are always saying no to blessings🤷‍♂️

[@0kur123]

idc ab the others he’s the only one i like